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rorimoon9597 · 3 months
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Jason lay on the ground with Dick and Tim in a circle, their heads in the center. A bag of Skittles was passed around, and it took a small amount of effort to not choke on the candy.
"What if I started my own drug empire?" Jason asked randomly.
"I'd use the basement in Drake manor for that," Tim replied in equal serious measures.
"Why?" Dick asked, genuinely curious.
"It's dark, and large. No one has a reason to go down there, either. You could make and store a lot of drugs in there. Then I'd hand them out to the socialites of Gotham because hen I can over price the drugs and get more money."
"Would that even work?"
"The rich haven't been subjected to many good dealers. If you can get them the drugs they want, then they won't sell you out, and you can scam them without making it seem like a scam."
"You've thought this out, haven't you?" Dick asked.
"I consistently walk a tightrope of Hero and criminal. I could easily fall into the criminal side of things if I wished."
"You're unhinged," Jason commented off-handedly. He grinned. "I like that."
"Thank you." Dick made a noise of concern. "You literally killed the Joker because he boasted about killing Jason then threatened to kill me, Dick. Don't act like you're normal either."
"He became Robin to get revenge on his parent's murderer," Bruce said as he passed by his three sons.
"And you're a fucking furry," Jason muttered under his breath, just loud enough for his siblings to hear.
They promptly broke into laughter.
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crazydaymycrazyway · 2 months
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Sherlock: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why
William: Only if you don't ask why
William: *brings out four skulls of various sizes out of his bag*
Sherlock:
William:
Sherlock: This one will do
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namelessdumbass · 5 months
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Terzo and his NORMAL reaction to fans' underwear on stage
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👇these gifs are made by @simonsoderbergtrash. Wish i could find the video source lmao
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i-cant-sing · 10 days
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The nerve to cheat when I just healed that mf from death?? And this is why Bears> men smh 😔
Baldwin, pouts: really? oh well. *kills a bear, and wears its skin. Then sneaks up behind you* cuddles now?
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goldlightsaber · 9 months
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kendall: only the truth from now on, OKAY guys?? >:(
kendall:
kendall: okay hold on i gotta go hug my kids
kendall: *goes outside and gets in a mysterious black van with a sexy, leather jacket-clad stewy*
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zephyrone01 · 3 months
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So there's a bunch of unused Ilmo lines in the audio files but kinda disappointed this one for Echo Ilmo got cut, it's great
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epickiya722 · 1 year
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Midoriya: I'm tired of being nice, I'm going to go apeshit now.
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da-proti-toku-grem · 8 months
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WTF WHY IS HE LIKE THIS???
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milfwankenobi · 11 months
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Name: Anakin Skywalker
Mother: Shmi and Obi-Wan Kenobi
Father: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Siblings: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Cousin: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Jedi Master: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Spouse: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Status: Unhinged siblings/Father/Motherfucker give him daily dosage of Stewjoni breastmilk or he might loses control and prone to manipulation by Palpatine
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incorrectcats · 2 years
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He's just a little guy
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pokilicious · 3 months
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I like that we all, as artists, decided that we should draw Komaeda really sexy and/or really unhinged, like we can't just draw the guy just "normal", it would go against everything his character is for and I think that's beautiful
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mugiwaramochi · 1 year
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gerandor · 1 year
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Going through the nacho/Michael mando tag like a man possessed and noticing that most of the videos where micheal is talking have been reblogged with the tag 'WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN' and i think that's beautiful
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Taichi: If I died what would you do? If...if I left you and the kids all alone.
Takaaki: Oh, Taichi...
Takaaki: I'm killing myself and taking the kids with me. You're never going to leave me. *eye starts twitching*
Taichi: Oh, my God I married a psychopath...
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evil-lan-zhan · 7 months
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I had forgotten that Luo Binghe was SLEEPING WITH SHEN QINGQUI'S CORPSE!!!
SIR!!!!!
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ghost-inthe-hall · 1 year
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