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stopthatfool · 5 months

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Consistently shocked by the idea that people think Bradley Rooster Bradshaw is chill and laid back. He’s actually shockingly unchill. He is the opposite of chill. He did not inherent any of his parents chillness. He’s a loser who’s too invested in everything.

Like ya hi I’m Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw and I cut off my remaining family, surrogate father, and support system for 15 years cuz he pulled my naval academy papers because he didn’t want me to die like my biological father and because my mother wanted me to be free of the navy’s confinements and to exist outside of a system that physically uses me for their own power and political gains— gains I will never experience and feel for myself. A system that sees me as no more than a number, a soldier, something easily replaceable, as a body to be sacrificed in a war that i did not start nor will i finish.

“Bradley's chill.” No he’s not. He’s a beast. He’s a 30 something year old man whose entire purpose revolves around holding a grudge and proving his surrogate father wrong. This beast who literally said this to his surrogate father— "No wife. No kids. Nobody to mourn when you burn in." Beastly. Ghastly thing to say. 15 years and he still hates the guy who's been there for him since day one. He’s a guy who refuses to even begin to understand where Mav was coming from or to even think of what his mother wanted. He’s evil. And I love him.

Hi I’m Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw and when someone brings up a well known, easily accessible fact that my father and surrogate father used to fly together I will try to cause physical harm against them and my friends will have to physically hold me back. I’m Bradley Bradshaw and I was willing to put my entire career on the line (the one in which I put my family aside for) so I can attack and beat this guy up.

I love his big ol’ Bambi eyes… he’s evil and fucked up and he’s not chill. Yes he wears jorts and tropical shirts, but that just means he’s gay and a fucking liar. Just cuz he looks like some surfer dude does not mean that he’s actually laid back like one. He’s lying to himself— trying to convince himself he is something that he is not and never will be. He is unchill. He’s lame. He has undiagnosed anxiety and it physically expresses itself through anger and loserly-ness. He cares so much to the point of self sabotage. He will always be unchill, no matter how much he tries to change that fact.

Y’all ever want to cradle a grown man in your arms? (graphic design is my passion)

#comic sans #is this controversial #debated about posting this.. i've been sitting on these thoughts for a hot minute... but i gotta share #also this isn’t a call out to anything/one specifically. like i mean this. i just felt like making fun of him.#it's mostly just an excuse to talk about him and make that stupid photo #i shouldn't have access to photoshop #also not saying that hangman was in the right in that scene #just saying that if Bradley were actually chill… he would’ve reacted differently #like sure bradley's chill about what coffee he drinks in the morning or if lunch plans change #but he’s unchill about everything else #top gun maverick #top gun #top gun rooster #bradley rooster bradshaw #he's so annoying i lub him #bradley brad bradshaw my beloved #stopthatfool's adventures with photoshop #computer now riddled with blurry pngs #fuck it posting this

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ssreeder · 5 months

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I’ve moved on completely.

#hahaha I wasn’t sure how to answer this ask #but you know I’ve moved on #kakashi who?#I gotta say kakashi and óbito are still my faves #fuck sasuke sorry sasuke fans #he’s like the guy who would argue with someone in a public place that vaping isn’t the same as smoking and the proceed to vape at children #he’s so fucking annoying I mean I’m not being fair I didn’t finish the series yet #I got distracted by MHA #& BAKUGO MY NEW CHILD I LUB YOU #I wanna put him in a blender but canon already did that for me #idk why all my favorites are angry and agressive & always have softer counter parts #hmmmmmmm what does that say about me #THOTTY MCBOTTY you know i love you #thanks for the bakugo art yesterday he was as MAD #ok well I think I’ve rambled enough #not atla #inside jokes with my #bestie!!!#thotty tag #thotty mcbotty #lemon juice to my wine #ask

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saetoru · 1 year

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Omg Tee-basco sauce u play genshin with sae and he is TRYING his best to pretend he isn’t jealous when u play as characters u find hot HES like like “no it’s fine. Play as whoever you want to play.”

NDKSJDSJDJ he watched me play alhaitham gets soooo salty and he can’t even play as a girl he thinks is hot to make me jealous back bc i think she’s hot too and it backfires on him and he’s so sick of my gay ass 💀

“he’s not even that strong” he says with his minimal damage from like amber or something and he literally misses every shot bc he can’t aim a bow 💀

#( ˘ ³˘)♡ — from moots to lovers !!#♡ — my lover: fish <3 #tee basco IS NEW AND SO CUTE #but dreamy sigh #i wanna be saes lil headache so bad #perpetually make him huff and roll #his eyes #purse his lips as he gives me a look while i give him a cheeky grin and be annoying #i lub himmmmm

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reallyromealone · 7 months

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DAY🎃 EIGHT🎃 SOMNOPHILIA - SHANKS

Warning SOMNOPHILIA, male reader, rough sex, blow jobs, light roleplay

The boat was moving at a slow pace as (name) slept peacefully, snuggled within the linens and blankets.

Shanks was exhausted as he walked into his cabin, not noticing his sleeping lover till he glanced over to see his bare ass infront of him. He and (name) toyed with the idea of Shanks roleplaying as the mean pirate and (name) as a defenceless prince and basically (name) wanted Shanks to fuck him while he slept and if he woke up to be rough with him.

(Name) was sleeping in just a poets shirt that Shanks was sure was his, cock peaking from between his thighs.

Shanks manovered (name) around and marveled at the other, absolutely perfect.

How did he get so lucky?

Shanks kissed up his legs and leaving love bites everywhere he went and kissed his cock before deep throating it, deciding to take his time with his beloved before he woke up eventually. (Name) let out a small breath as Shanks sucked his cock and rubbed his body with his callused hands, even when asleep (name) gave wonderful reactions, soft gasps and breaths.

Simply perfect.

Not wanting to wake him up from a climax yet, he pulled off and began laying hickeys all around (name)s body, sloppy kisses and little bites-- basically anything that would have (name) lovingly annoyed with him. His hands groped and squeezed anywhere they could as he licked the others perky nipples and tugged, soft whines leaving (name)s lips.

"God even when asleep you're sensitive...."

Manhandling he went to go prep him when he noticed something off....

"You minx... Lubbed up already"

Shanks removed his pants and lined it up before sinking his cock in, the stretch nice and tight as he lifted a leg over his shoulder and began slowly fucking him, grinning at all the spots he was hitting as (name)s face contorted.

And then the switch went, no more slow sweet fucking.

Shanks began pistoning his hips and watching (name) contort in his sleep before waking up confused with a gasp "shan--- hn!" A particularly hard thrust against his prostate cut him off as Shanks gripped his jaw and pulled him into a hard kiss "morning pretty boy" he said fucking him like a ragdoll as (name) couldn't stop moaning "fuuuck!"

"Come on little prince, cum for me!" He barked out meanly and (name)s body shook as he came on command, Shanks filling him up nicely.

And again like a switch, Shanks made sure he was alright and smooched him, (name) praising him for commiting "gotta admit you so defenceless and those cute expressions...."

"Maybe next time I can ride you while you sleep"

"Maybe next time" Shanks chuckled lighting a post sex cigarette.

#one piece x male reader #one piece x reader #shanks x male reader #Shanks x reader #smut #kinktober 2023

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loveephia · 1 year

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kabedoning some of the HQ boys. (kenma, atsumu, osamu, sakusa, akaashi, bokuto, iwaizumi, suna, and ushijima.)

content: (🦷) tooth-rotting fluff, sorta crack, annoyingly charming akaashi, and just regular annoying atsumu, osamu feeds you a mochi, short komori appearance, cute petnames.

⚠ warning/s: none.

KENMA KOZUME

he's shocked and blushing he's so cute what

"y/n..?" he mumbles

silence

"..did you want to play?" he hands you his gameboy

no, you wanted a kiss.

because of this unfortunate situation, there's a small pout on your lips

kenma notices this and quickly gives you a peck (⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠*⁠)⁠

"you know, you could've just said you wanted a kiss." he states as-a-matter-of-factly

you knew that!!! you just wanted to have some fun lol

ATSUMU MIYA

he almost chokes on the air he inhaled too quickly from mere shock

it sadly takes him a millisecond to recover, though

aaand his flirty front is back

"what's this about, pretty? you got a crush on me or somethin'?" he says teasingly, twirling a stray piece of your hair

sidenote: you've been dating for almost a year now.

because of that smug little look on his face, your hand just, oh, so, happened to slip

but it landing across his cheek was definitely not on purpose!!

..lol

suna has this all recorded in HD quality

OSAMU MIYA

he's not fazed

at least he looks like he isn't

his heart is actually beating 250bpm

"open, honey." you quirk your brow at his sudden command, but you go and do as he says

then the boy shoves a small piece of strawberry mochi in your mouth.

darn it, and it's your favorite flavor, too..

(💢 __ __)。。。

once your arms are slowly lowered from the wall due to the pure delight of the mochi's taste, osamu pinches your puffed up cheeks

"yummy?" he asks. you nod, bringing up your pointer finger, asking for one more

he finds you so adorable 😔

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

i lubs sakusa kiyoomi 😔

he doesn't understand why people are getting so worked up over the silly kabedon trend in his school

until it happened to him, that is.

from the shock of it all: the loud slap against the wall, you pining him, and your serious (yet cute) face, he gets hiccups.

HICCUPS.

"what do *hic* you think you're doing..?"

YOUR HEART PHYSICALLY MELTS 😭😭

"nice kill, y/n!" komori's voice is faintly heard from behind you

you let the poor man go as he tries to calm himself down

AKAASHI KEIJI

he's the only one that's actually not fazed

sure, his face is kinda red, but like

"darling?" he says

MFMSFKDNFKANS DARLING??

"y- yes?" you stuttered. stay here while i prepare your grave.

he softly smiles at you before patting your head, "nothing."

now you're stomping away like an angry goblin, muttering about how annoyingly charming your boyfriend is

once you're out of sight, he covers his warm face with a palm

"what are you doing to me, y/n..?" he feels his heart beating against his ribcage

BOKUTO KŌTARŌ

he sees you approaching rapidly and thinks literally nothing of it

that's how much he trusts you 😔

"hey, little owl—! woah there!" he was interrupted by the sudden pin against the wall

he looks left and right

up and down

"were you being chased by someone?" he asks, dumbfounded

you have no words to say from his.. assessment.

so you just kiss him on the cheek with a sweet "mwuah!" sound, and walk away

he was confused, but hey, he got a free kiss from you!!

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

he's familiar with shōjo mangas because oikawa's fans always talk about them

so he knows this kind of scene you're playing.

before you get the chance to pin him, he beats you to it

AND HE'S TOO STRONG FOR YOU TO EVEN RETALIATEJDKSNDKN

"hey." he greets

HIS LITTLE SMIRK. PUNCH HIM. PUNCH HIM I SAY!!!!!

"..hi." you greet back with a shy smile

"how was your day, princess?" he asks

"it was great! i actually got a few leftover treats from the cooking club." you replied

you both kinda just conversed normally, soon forgetting about the position you were in

only did you remember when oikawa walked into the classroom 😭

SUNA RINTARŌ

like iwaizumi, he beats you to it

BOOO CORNY UNORIGINAL TOMATO TOMATO

he doesn't say anything though

he just.. stares at you

but he does take a mental note of how pretty your eyes are

after a minute of silence, his arms drop to hug your waist as he rests his head in the crook of your shoulder

"that was cute." he says, chuckling a bit

how's he gonna say the most heart-racing things with the lamest bangs ever >:(

you weakly punch his side in reply as he scoffs

USHIJIMA WAKATOSHI

the stoic of stoicest

that's not even a word but ygwim

you pin him against the wall, and he stands there idly

he never really knew the concept behind kabedons

"hm? do you need something, y/n?" he asks in a gentle tone

"you." you reply, "just you."

"alright." he hugs you

just when you thought you had no effect on him, his ears turn red from the corner of your eye, and you can hear his heart pounding loudly in his chest RAAAHHGHHFFHH

you smile warmly in content

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imabeautifulbutterfly · 1 month

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You beautiful Butterfly you ! You know I can not let the 450 followers slide without yelling CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!! You deserve them and oh so many more of them!

I might not be around ( just yet, mind you, I will be back again stalking and all ) but this? I am so hopping on the celebration train with you.

So ofcourse I must add to the requests and see if you get to it ( or not, that is fine too cause you know, celebration!!!!!! )

I am not going with the man I love deeply, but with someone else this time, because well.... I love him too.... deeply ( much like other brothers of his teehee ).

Commander Wolffe x F. Reader

And the prompts? : 10."Youre lucky yuo got away with only a scratch." and: 6. "Im trying to fix your hair, so hold still."

As always, lub ya ! Smooches and huggles ( also from Boba and Jango ) and see ya soon ( or stalk ya soon )

Awww @ladykatakuri. it means so much that you reached out when you are going through things. Thank you so much love. I hope you find this enjoyable and what you were hoping for.

Love oo,

Can't Keep Doing This

Warnings: Injury, concussion, explosion, near-death, hurt, comfort, declarations, slight angst. I think that's it. If I miss any please let me know.

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Your eyes fluttered open, as you took in the ceiling above your head, only to be obscured by the medic droid flashing the scanner right into your eyes and down your body. You groaned as the light from the scanner practically blinded you.

“Patient is fine, mild concussion. Patient will remain for one more day.” That’s all the droid reported as it hovered over to the next patient.

There was too much noise and too much light, you used your hand to block out some of the light, when you saw a hand reach over your head and turn down the lighting. You let out a sigh of relief, as you heard the privacy screen door close.

“You’re lucky you got away with only a scratch.” Wolffe’s voice boomed over you, you had a feeling he was doing it on purpose to make you realize how easy things could’ve ended for you.

“Isn’t that why you always call me your lucky trooper?” You teased, wanting to push his buttons.

His brow furrowed as he looked at you crossing his arms over his chest, “You really want to test me, at this moment. You had no regard for your own safety when you pushed me out of the way of that explosion.”

You looked him in the eyes as best you could, “Wolffe … I … I couldn’t just do nothing…”

He let out a sigh of understanding, because the truth was if it was him, he would’ve done the same. Both of you understood there was something between you, yet, neither of you discussed it but you both knew. He was in love with you. You were in love with him. Truly, he couldn’t be that upset, because if it were he and he saw a grenade heading your way, he would’ve pushed you out of the way too.

“Fine. But … you can’t do this to me … again …” he subtly gripped your hand, squeezing it tight, fighting the urge to kiss you. He wanted to show you how much he cared, how much he loved you but somewhere along the way you both decided without even a discussion you’d wait until the end of the war. Why? He had no idea. At the time it made sense, but now …

“I promise,” you whispered, as you squeezed his hand back, “Really, I’m fine. It’s just a mild concussion. I still remember you, and your annoying habit of rolling your eyes.” You smirked hoping to ease his stress.

“Well … as long as you remember the important things,” Wolffe looked into your eyes, saying all the things neither of you dared to speak out loud.

A soft smile graced your lips as you looked at him, imagining what it would’ve been like to kiss those lips you thought so often about. You tried to get comfortable but the bun on the back of your head was bothering you more than you realized.

“What’s wrong with you?” He narrowed his eyes as he noticed you kept shifting your head.

“It’s this stupid bun, it’s making it uncomfortable for me to keep my head back.”

Wolffe reached over without even being prompted to help, he gently lifted your head and started to undo the bun on the top of your head, the only problem was it felt as though there was a giant knot somewhere and it was hurting. You tried to shift your head to help him get a better angle.

“Would you stop, I’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still.”

“I’m trying but something’s pulling on my scalp, hold on.” You reached behind you and gently undid the knot that was causing you pain, once you undid it, Wolffe ran his fingers through your hair, loosening it as best he could.

“Better?”

You nodded, as enjoyed the warmth from his hands as he gently rested your head on the pillow again. You leaned into his hand when he didn’t remove it right away. Enjoy the way his rough hand rubbed against your skin, the way the scent from his wrist filled your nose.

“Much better” you hummed in contentment, feeling the bed shift as he sat beside you.

“You really scared me. When I saw you go flying … I thought …” his voice died as he fought back the tears, “I can’t keep doing this. I can’t just act like it doesn’t matter, when you’re the only thing that does.”

You opened your eyes and looked into his, your hand reaching up to wipe away the tears.

“I don’t want to act like it doesn’t kill me not to be in your arms, or to hold you in mine. I don’t want to keep doing this either.”

Wolffe leaned down, smiling as he gently pressed his lips against yours, memorizing how your lips felt and moved against his. “When you get released, you and I need to actually sit down and talk.”

“Talk?” You smirked.

He grinned a mischievous smile, “Well, maybe a very specific form of talking.” He chuckled as he kissed your lips again.

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livelaughlovesubs · 3 months

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Ok ok. So I don’t usually like angst but what about WHB mc finally breaking after Sitri time after time has only considered and called them Solomon. Maybe it hurts more because mc has fallen for him so him still not viewing mc as their own person hurts even more? Anyways yeah :) I’m still very annoyed that Sitri consideres the mc as Solomon in WHB :):):)

OH ALSO, it would be kinda cool if Sitri could like hear how mcs heart beat changes and stuff when he calls them Solomon or something around this lines, I was thinking about this all last night.

Ok, hi Nini 💗 how was your dayyyy?? 💗💗

-🐼

Heyyy, my day was pretty good, I like this idea so~ it will probably be short though. (I’m writing so much sfw stuff these days)

Annnd, idk how to write heartbeat, looked it up, and it said ‘lub’ and ‘dub’ soooo

~…..lub…..dub…..lub…..~

A steady heartbeat, rhythmic, like music to his ears. Sitri listened closely to your heart, he can read your mood like that. You were feeling bored, the beat was rather slow. He walked over to you, showcasing a gentle smile, “would you like some tea?” “Ah, sitri..! Yes, tea would be nice, thanks.”

~…dub…..lub..dub…..lub~

The pace got chaotic, but calmed down eventually, seems like you were deep in thought. “I’ll prepare it.” You watched his back while he heated the water, those baby blue locks looked so pretty in your eyes. He was a devil, yes, but even so he is definitely one of the most charming ones. You also liked how attentive he was, he always knew instantly how you felt.

~…lub….dub….lub….~

Your heartbeat got a little faster, were you impatient? He hurried up with the preparation, pouring the water over the leaves, then putting everything on a plate. Careful, diligent steps, not a single drop got wasted, how elegant. Sitri put the plate down on the table in front of you, he was still wearing a small smile. “Thank you, sitri!” You took a sip, and returned the smile to him. “My pleasure, Solomon.”

Ah… right. This time even you could feel your heartbeat drop. You’ve been tolerating him enough, everything with no fail, he always called you by that name. It was as if a needle pierced your heart, as if it got cut down and thrown out. He was attentive, but he was delusional, and that hurt. It hurts a lot.

~…lub-dub….lub….dub..lub…~

The rhythm got hieratic, sitri’s eyes widened a little, was it the effects of the tea? “Solomon-” “stop, sitri, don’t utter that name.” “What do you mean, Solomon?” “Stop it, don’t call me by that name.” “Humans are so strange, why don’t you want me to call you by your name?” “Because it’s not mine!” Maybe it was because of your already shitty mood, but you snapped. “What..Solomon-” “stop! stop..stop, just, stop it…”

~dub-lub..dub…lub..dub-lub~

Ah, what a… raging heart, fast, uneven. It sounded painful, why? This always happened whenever he calls your name, so he thought it was ‘normal’. But this time, you didn’t have an ounce of sympathy, there was only disappointment. “Sitri, think about it, do I look like Solomon to you?”

~lub..dub..lub-dub…lub~

It got louder, it sounded expectant, you told him to think? Right, your appearance wasn’t the same, but the soul, the heart beat, it was the same. You are Solomon, maybe only a reincarnation, but you were him. “I don’t understand, you are Solomon, there is nothing to change about it.”

~lub-dub…lub-dub..lub~

Now it sounded like.. you lost hope? At what, what do you want from him? He didn’t understand humans- no, he didn’t understand you. “Sitri, I need time for myself. Leave.” “But-” “no, sitri, you don’t understand, I just want you to…” he looked at you expectantly, you could see that his eyes were filled with confusion. “To leave me alone for now, please.” Why couldn’t he understand, is he actively refusing to understand? You don’t want to hurt him, and you know he doesn’t want to hurt you neither, though this just won’t work. The devil listened to your heartbeat a last time, you were wavering between two sides, he definitely did something wrong, but what, what should he do, should he just leave? Maybe that’s for the best. So he did, letting out a deep sigh, face twisting into a sad one, and closing the door behind him.

#🐼 anon #whb #what in hell is bad #whb sitri #whb angst #what in hell is bad sitri #sitri #sitri x reader #sitri whb

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ticklish-n-stuff · 6 months

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Tickletober day #20: Relentless

I love lee Thoma as much as the next guy, BUT WHAT ABOUT LEE AYATO?? HE DESERVES TO GET HIS SHIT WRECKED

And its not like im lee for Thoma or smth huahahaha...🫣

Also ive been wanting to write them for so long i lub them 💖💖💖

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Thoma x Ayato (interpret as you wish)

Lee: Ayato

Ler: Thoma

Warnings: Tickles!

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Ayato was many things: calm, collected, elegant, that's how he was known to the public. The only one who got to see his more... 'silly' side was Thoma, like now. The Kamisato clan's leader was refusing to go to sleep, although he had an early meeting to go to.

"My lord, please go to sleep. It's good for you" Thoma felt like he was dealing with a hyperactive toddler, which I mean isn't that far off, but he wasn't sure how much patience he had left in him.

"Hmm... make me, why don't you~" was all he was met with, as a cocky Ayato layed back with arms folded behind his head.

In that moment, Thoma could feel a vein pop. He really knew how to push his buttons, but he wasn't the only one with a trick up his sleeve. It was time to resort to drastic meassures. With a deep breath "Y'know what? Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you". Thoma cracked his knuckles dramatically before jumping on top of his master, earning a surprised squeak from the latter.

"T-Thoma?! I didn't think you'd be this bold...~" Ayato tried teasing him to throw him off his game. Letting out a chuckle as Thoma's cheeks turned a nice, crimson red.

"You- you will sleep! If it's the last thing I do" his determination managed to push back the feeling of embarrassment and with that, his hands latched onto Ayato's waist, watching as his eyes went wide when the realization hit.

"Wahait! Uhh... I'll go to sleep?" the blue haired male spoke with a sheepish grin, but the damage had already been done.

"Oh sure, sure. After I'm done with you~" now it was Thoma's turn to fluster him, his hands delivering squeeze after squeeze along Ayato's hips.

"PFFT! NOHOHO! NOT THEHEHERE!" Ayato instantly gripped onto Thoma's jacket as he threw his head back in loud cackles.

"Here, how about a nice massage to get you all losened up?~" the blonde couldn't help but chuckle along as his thumbs rubbed deep circles against Ayato's hip bones.

"WEHYAHAHAHA! WAIT! OKAHAHAY! I'LL SLEHEEHEEP!" the leader begged as his eyes squeezed shut and nose scrunched up, it was quite a cute sight, but Thoma couldn't afford any distractions right now. Not until his master was all tuckered out.

"Hmm... I dunno. Perhaps 10 minutes of tickling is just what you need~"

"S-SPEHEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE AHAHARE YOU?!" how did this man manage to keep teasing while being tickled half to death? Who knows, power of being Kamisato Ayato.

Thoma's cheeks huffed in flusterdness and annoyance. "I tried playing nice, but now you've forced my hand" literally, he shot his hands down to Ayato's thighs, but instead of squeezing aggresively, he lightly trailed his short fingernails all over the soft skin. As gentle as it was, it was an absolute killer move for his master.

"Thoma nohoAHAHAHAHA—" it wasn't long 'till Ayato's laughter switched to silent wheezes and gasped, you'd think he was being tortured.

"I think I'll stay riiiight here until you fall asleep~" Thoma spoke with a grin, keeping up the light grazes and scribbles over Ayato's thighs nonstop. Lessoned learned, don't annoy Thoma.

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#augtickletober2023 #tickletober2023 #genshin impact #genshin tickle #genshin tickle fic #kamisato ayato #thoma #lee!ayato #ler!thoma

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doumadono · 9 months

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KOCHANIE MEGA WIELKIE GRATKI DLA CIEBIE TAK SIĘ CIESZĘ AAAAAAAA!!!!!! PISZESZ SUPER I CIESZE SIĘ, ŻE ROZWIJASZ SWOJĄ TWÓRCZOŚĆ O NOWE FANDOMY. KOCHAM W CHUJ 💜

Learning their language - poproszę f reader z Bakugo lub Deku lub Kirishimą!

Bakugo learning Polish - headcanons

A/N: thank you, for your wonderful support, Paulinko! I opted for headcanons since the fic exceeded 4k words and I was unsure how to conclude it 😩 I hope you find enjoyment in this set!

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At first, Bakugo is totally against the idea of learning Polish. He argues that if his girlfriend wants to be with him, she should learn Japanese. Classic Bakugo & his stubbornness.

He declares, "I'll master this language in no time, just watch!"

During his first few attempts, Bakugo hilariously mispronounces Polish words. He tries to say "cześć" but ends up saying something like "shhheeess" instead, leading to confused stares from his girlfriend.

He tries to make flashcards and ends up accidentally setting them on fire due to his boiling anger and frustration.

Midoriya genuinely tries to help Bakugo learn, and during a study session, he says something supportive like, "Learning a new language is like mastering a new quirk, Kacchan!"

Bakugo's Polish language journey takes an unexpected turn when he masterfully learns the first word: "kurwa." Unfortunately, he becomes a bit too proficient at it, and now "kurwa" becomes his go-to expression whenever he's frustrated or annoyed.

Bakugo's curse-laden vocabulary starts to seep into his Polish attempts. He exclaims, "Kurwa, it's cold today!" or "Ja pierdole, I'm so fucking tired!" and his girlfriend can't help but burst into laughter at his seamless integration of expletives.

Bakugo's first attempts at pronunciation longer Polish sentences are more like an explosion of consonants than actual words. He struggles with pronouncing "dziś czuję się dobrze" or "dzisiaj mamy ładny dzień". His girlfriend tries her best not to burst into laughter as he declares, "Ja pi-kurwa-er-dowhatever grrrr!"

Bakugo's temper flares up during a particularly tough lesson, and he starts cursing in Polish. His girlfriend can't help but laugh at his creative and highly inappropriate choice of words.

Bakugo's girlfriend finds his dedication endearing and starts teaching him Polish phrases as they cuddle in bed. Bakugo grumbles about how he's "only doing this because it's practical to know more than one language" while secretly enjoying the late-night lessons.

He uses Google Translate with unwavering confidence, thinking he's got this language thing down. However, he quickly realizes that the phrases he's trying to use are as awkward as trying to diffuse a bomb blindfolded.

Bakugo's top Polish words are: pierogi (dumplings), kurczak (chicken), cycki (boobs), chrzcielnica (baptismal font) and pociąg (train). No one knows why and what for though.

Bakugo's practice sessions sound like an intense workout montage. He paces around his room, muttering Polish phrases with increasing determination, and occasionally throwing in a few furious "damns", "kurwa" and "shits" when he gets frustrated.

Instead of polite greetings, Bakugo greets his girlfriend and classmates with a booming "Hej, kurwa!" or "Cześć, idioci!" The look on her face is a mix of disbelief and amusement as she tries to explain the appropriate way to say hello.

One day, he proudly tells his girlfriend, "I learned a new word today: 'dziękuję.' It means 'thank you'." She chuckles and praises him for a succesfull attempt.

The other day, Bakugo presents his girlfriend with a hastily written note that reads, "Jesteś moją ulubioną kobietą." She giggles and gives him a loving hug, appreciating the sentiment despite the unconventional phrasing - her heart melts on spot!

Bakugo's determination doesn't waver, even in the face of his linguistic struggles. He proudly tells his girlfriend, "I might not be fluent yet, but I'll damn well keep trying until I can butter you up in Polish like a pro!"

Glossary: cześć - hi kurwa - this one has few meanings. First obvious one is “fuck” and second is “whore”. Kurwa can also be used as a pause in sentence to show how much angry you are ja pierolę - it's like with kurwa, it can have multiple meanings depending on context, closest equivalent in english would be "fucking hell" or "fuck me" (when you're surprised or angry) dziś czuję się dobrze - today I'm feeling well dzisiaj mamy ładny dzień - today's a nice day idioci - morons jesteś moją ulubioną kobietą - you're my favorite woman

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tourquoisy · 2 years

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#HNK

warnings: use of drugs, smut.

by the first sign of raindrops, the campers returned to their tents. except for you and hueningkai, who were very excited about the new thing you were about to experiment. kai wasn't the kind of boy to put himself in trouble, besides he liked to keep things under the blanket. his good boy image was something that annoyed you for a long time, however he only showed his true attitudes to you, and no other exceptions.

despite being adults, you didn't want your friends to ruin your plans. you and kai ran to his tent.

"okay angel, what do you have for me?" his eyes had a malicious shine. you literally could read his face and immediately understand his intentions. kai took his sweatshirt off, wearing only shorts and a sleeveless shirt.

"i bet this one is good. it costs my liver, bro." you took a packet from your hoodie's pocket, containing the most expensive weed you've ever bought in your life. "this better be good"

"i'd be so upset if my first weed is literally shit pressed with grass" he laughed grabbing a lighter, put the joint between his lips and swallowed the drug, like it isn't the first time he's using cannabis. you waited for his reaction, smoking your weed yourself. the burnt filled your lungs and you felt your body floating.

"not bad" smoke to the air again. you found your way to his lap, sitting comfortably.

"i always had a scenario in my head that I'd blow you while you smoke your first joint"

"do you always get horny while using drugs?"

"only when you're my partner" kai's cock trembled under your heat.

"do your thing then baby" you didn't hesitate to take his shorts off and for your surprise he wore no underwear. his dick jumped, hard like the wall and dripping like the rain that was falling. looking so succulent just for you, his skin feeling hot under your cold hands. kai loved it anyways. he hissed and deep breathed when your mouth wrapped his swollen tip, not letting go of the cig. sex during drugs became a habit ever since you stared dating – and to be honest if felt so much better when you're so high that you can't even remember your name, as long as you're with him. you used the palm of both hands to massage his length simultaneously, from the tip to the base, slow and smooth, using his own fluids as the lub.

kai threw his head back, blowing the smoke to the air once again and trying his hard not to be loud "use your mouth baby... i wanna feel your hot mouth on my cock, okay?" you obeyed him, not hesitant. it was difficult because this time he was so hard he barely could fit your mouth, so you used your hands where you mouth couldn't handle. kai pulled your hair lightly, controlling your movements the way he liked: not so fast, not too slow.

"stop" his command surprised you. what could you have done wrong? "want to cum inside. turn around." already taking his shirt off and helping you with your own, he didn't stop smoking when his length penetrate you. one hand on your ass, intensifying his trusts, and the other holding the cig. you could tell by his moans that he was high.

very high.

finally, he dropped the cig anywhere and turned you face-to-face to him, trusts even harder. his forehead was dripping sweat, wetting his blonde hair. one of his hands adjusted your leg up to his chest so his dick reached the deepest he could inside of you. you loved it. you wanted kai to be part of you body, you wanted him buried into you. his moans synchronized with yours that it was so obvious you both were doing something.

you didn't care anyways. you knew he wanted everyone to know you're his property.

"k-kai... kai please... my love, please..." his fingers stimulated you as he deepened his movements. the weed effect and the orgasm making you reach paradise, you moaned even louder, repeating his name like a prayer.

"you're doing good. cum for your love, huh? cum for me, angel." when he finished his sentence you felt your orgasm hitting you, just like kai's. his seeds painting your core so deliciously, dripping down your thighs when he pulled his dick out of you.

"bring this one more often" he said, getting a new cig and blowing the smoke on your face. you grabbed the weed from his hand and swallowed the drug, kissing him in sequence.

"i surely will."

#txt smut #txt imagines #txt drabbles #hueningkai smut #hueningkai imagines #huening kai smut #huening kai imagines

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boxwinebaddie · 5 months

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your au stans feel like the type to ask questions like "would you love me if i was a worm" or "do you think we're best friends/dating in every universe?" only to get answers like "why would you be a worm" or "the multiverse theory means theres infinite possibilities 🤓☝" from kyle. slash very positive.

no stop!!!! too real like 100%

like the easiest way i can explain the ncu style dynamics are like kyle trying to study for calculus, trying to clean his room, finish his homework, read his book, do his chores, be PRODUCTIVE

and its just stan in his room lying upside down on his bed or like poking him in the cheek sixteen thousand times blowing air at his glasses and fogging them up trying to get his attention like kylekylekylekylekYLE and hes like wHAT STAN WHAT????

and stans like...do u think the stars have feelings shdlksahdsakl

its so unserious hes so annoyinG!!! kyle never gets any work done when stans around bc hes literally so distracting one bc hes beautiful and two because his golden retriever adhd boy brain go brr 25/8

will call kyle at 3am when drunk like i lub you :* also i stepped on sparkys tail do u think he knows im sorry how do u know:( sakhdsa

ok hang on im doing the worm one also the boys are always dating when i do this so here we go pepstyle i guess lmaooo

ok 100% stan is like ok babe!!!! would u love me if i was a worm? :D

kyle is like dude what are u talking abt??

and stans like worms!!! me and u!!! if i was a worm would u love me!!

kyle *smart vc* ....ur a person .....ur not a worm ?

stan but if i wAS a WoRM would u love me???

kyle...i mean wouldnt that be complicated since we arent the same species? like how would we talk?

stan but were Soul Mates!!! we could make a system!!! a little language like we do with the signing!!! a Worm language!!! <33 :')

and kyle is like...stan that would be a highly irregular and irrational relationship to pursue & creating a language that we could both--

stan * lowkey getting mad* ....ok where would u put me.... :/

kyle huh???

stan ....if i were a worm, where would u put me kyle....answer :////

kyle *logical* idk in the dirt???????

stAN GASPING LIKE!!! YOU'D PUT ME OUTSIDE?????!!!! >:OOO

kyle like wORMS LIKE OUTSIDE ID SET YOU BY SOME DIRT AND STUFF NOT ON THE PAVEMENT??? WHY ARE U YELLING??!?!

stan like SO YOUD JUST GIVE ME AWAY LIKE THAT!!!! >:000 JUST BECAUSE IM A WORM!!!! YOUD GIVE UP ON ME!!!! sET ME FREE?!?

kyle stan????? you're literally a WORM!!! i dont know what you expect me to do!!! Keep You??? *sweats in autism*

stan obviousLY!!!! i mean!!!!!! iTS STILL ME!!!! kyle!!!!!! IM the worm!!!! i just got turned inTo a worm

kyle ok but stan why?? are you a WORM in the first place??? how did that even happen....like....

stan *voice cracking* i dont know sCIENCE!!! i made a bad deal w a WITCH!!! she got really mad and is teaching me a lesson ANYWAYS!!!

stan wHAT if you set me free in your yard and a big BIRD gets me and i get eaten so i DIE!!! but--but then!!! Science comes up w a cURE

kyle ...or the witch lady forgives you right ;) *dying laughing*

stan *actually crying* kYLE THIS IS SERIOUS I DIED!!!!! and then they find a way to reverse the worm thing!!!! BUT ITS TOO LATE BECAUSE I dIED BECAUSE YOU SET ME OUTSIDE AND NOW WE CANT BE SOULMATES FOREVER!!!! :(((((( ;-;;;;; AND ID DIE ALONE!!!!!! AND COLD AS A WOR--

kyle ....oh my god babe...babe why are you crying :( oh my god its okay!! you're not a worm!! and thats very good news!! i like u as you <3

stan bUT NOT AS A WORM YOU WOULDNT LOVE ME AS A WORm

kyle asjlsjda for FUCKS!!!! ok stan!!! if I was a worm??? IF. I. WAS. A. WORM. would you still love me?!

stan *no hesitation* ABSOLUTELY!!!!! i would love you FOREVER even if you were a worm!!!! ;-; i would save you from the sidewalk when its raining and make you a nice worm terrarium with lots of dirt! i already eat lots of fruits and vegetables so you'd have lots of compost to eat!!!! i would sing to you every single morning and talk to you even if you couldnt talk back. id tell you to wiggle twice for yes and once for no!!! if worms could wear clothes id learn how to make you a sweater!!! id make you a green hat out of leaf incase you miss your ushanka or you get cold!!! id keep you updated on who kenny is sleeping with and put t&p on for you! id blow you so many kisses! i would hold you and tell you i love you every day! id take you on dates with me even if people think it looks weird I ! DONT! CARE! because youre my super best worm bf and the loml! and even if they never change you back id just be happy to spend my life with you and--"

kyle.......oh...my god that was so cute....youre soooo fucking Cute...dude that was like the sweetest thing ive ever heard, i...ok get over here...put your lips on my lips worm boy....nonnegotiable :*

stan okay YES i mean nO!!!!

*stan frustrated annoyed sad noise*

stan KYLE WOULD YOU REALLY NOT LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM

;-; </3

*stan abt to cry again oh my god hes so baby*

kyle *sighs and holds both stans baby hands and squeeze smh*

in....this hypothetical vaguely dystopian scifi universe slash high fantasy depending on whether or not a witch or unexplained science phenomenon turns you into a worm...even though i would be very confused and not sure how to communicate with you...i would not....i would NOT put you outside...i'd make you a worm appropriate enclosure, check the climate, make sure your diet is balanced and

stan WOULDYOUSTILLREADTOMEIFIWAS

kyle oH my GOD! i wasnt DONE! yes i would still read to you, annoying boy, Relax!!! speaking of, it would be very peaceful in my home without you distracting me and making a mess and poking me with your mechanical pencil, i would get a lot done but i would miss you annoying me very much because i love you. so i would do a lot of research, try to figure out how to de-wormify you, work with the cdc, i don't know, go to the white house if i have to. or trade my life for yours if that frees you from the witches curse but you better do all that shit you SAID youd do stan!!!! if you dump me outside, istg!!!

kyle but...uhh...if that didnt work and you were a worm forever. i would still love you very very much...please do not ask me anymore weird questions my face is....Warm and i do not like it >.>

*robot kyle* *cue stan going MWAHMWAMHWAMWAHMWAH <3* *and kyle flinching away like a feral cat sdkhsd*

anyways...thats canon to me

-uncle nina, worm uncle

#SORRY THIS WAS SILLY AND GOOFY I JUST WANTED TO LAUGH #i feel like rmstyle is similar #except jersey is twice as jaded as pepkyle #and raven knows too much abt worms and plants #but would also cry #ncu style is the cynical robot kyle crybaby romantic stan agenda what can i say #this was my best writing please clap #the way stan was so upset the whole time #and kyle was just like...ah...fuck ok...so If You Were A Worm...#jsadsajdsajdalsd #he luvs him #kyle deals w too much i swear #thats what happens when u fall in love w the boy next door and u think hes perfect but hes actually super annoying #live laugh love being a worm

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iki-gai-lotvs · 1 year

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RATING ROR CHARACTERS (my personal opinion)

(from anime and manga) !!SPOILERS!!

GUYS MY SPELLING AND GRAMMAR SUCK NO JUDGING RN IM WRITING THIS AT 1 AM

HUMAN SIDE

Brunhilde: 9/10 shes funny i like her and her character, esp when she had to like hide her feelings and stuff rlly hit deep

Göll: -0/10 shes like paimon 2.0 her voice is really annoying stfu

Lu Bu: 7/10 he was kinda scary looking when i first saw him and he still is but hes kinda cool

Adam: 9/10 love him for being a supportive husband yk but omg when he died it was so sad

Raiden: 7/10 didnt like him at first, but he grew on me

Jack the ripper: -0/10 ☠️

Nikolai Tesla: 10/10 I LOVE HIM HES SO FUNNY AJAJJAGJANGJNRJGAUGNUNIG i love his personality and his face hes cute

Buddha: 7/10 I have no big opinion on him, hes cool yk

Qin Shi Huang: 10/10 dude, when i first saw him in the manga i was like damn im smelling a whole fruit bowl here BUT I LITERALLY LOVE HIM CUS HIS CHARACTER DESIGN IS SO COOL

Gods:

Thor: 6/10 his like character design is so like anime?? idk how to explain?? it just like not my tastes yk

Zeus: 7/10 HES SO SILLY AND WACK HE LOOKS LIKE A DRIED UP RAISIN

Poseidon: 10000/10 smash dude hes so hot LIKE HELLO WHY AM I LIKE KICKING MY FEET WATCHING HIM hes probably like my fav character yk maybe below shiva tho

Shiva: 1000/10 I literally watched the show bc my friend showed me a clip of him and i was like holy shit augbnjgbaunjguawnogutuaojwbu I LOVE HIS CHARACTER HE HAS A FUNNY PERSONALITY but like fr he lowkey got nerfed also dude him and that other guy i think his name was like rudva dude like i smell a whole fruit bowl right there

Zerofuku 8/10: His backstory WAS SO SAD UGHHHHH but i lub him hes so skrunkle

Hades: 1000/10 LOVE HIM SM TOO WAS SO SAD HE GOT ELIMINATED CUS I LOVED HIM CUS HE JUST WANTED TO AVENGE HIS BROTHER N STUFF but like his character design first shocked me cus like yk hades?? but its ok i forgive my little skrunkle poo

Beelzebub: 1000/10 Also one of my faves i think his like staff and power stuff is mad wicked

NON FIGHTERS

Odin: 5/10 hes ok his hair looks like a sofa though HIS CROWS R FUNNY THOUGH

Loki: 6/10 hes ok hes mad weird tho w the faces he makes n stuff like ummm

Adamas: 3/10 why he give me the epper jeepers

Ares: 1000/10 best character he was so funny everyone else was boring compared to him

Aphrodite: 0/10 im sorry but literally what was the point of her character other than being sexualized for having big boobs ☠️ deadass luv aphrodite in greek mythology could have had sm potential but literally hate her

THE GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE HES FROM BLACK BUTLER 7/10: HES OK HES KINDA HOT YK BUT I FORGOT HIS NAME LMFAOOO

#ror #record of ragnorak #mantitties #imgay #loki ragnarok #beelzebub ror #beelzebub #hades ror #buddha ror #posideon ror #shiva ror #shuumatsu no valkyrie #i like degrading people

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ssreeder · 10 months

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Helloooo!!

I'm finally out of lurking yeeyy!!! I don't usually leave comments on AO3 cause I tend to side track a lot and then i feel a bit annoying but i figured here it would be fine <33

I've been reading liab for a loooong wile and just wanted to let you know that in my 10+years of reading fics your work is definitely on my top 3 and one of the coolest thing I've read in general. (Even tho you always update on the weekends prior to my exams week, but i have my priorities in order and Zukka is always more important than an oncology exam 😤)

Buuuut I'm on vacations now so my liab brain rott is high again, and i can think non stop about the great characterization of your fic (especially zuko's i think you do an amazing job writing him).

Last chapter has to be one of my favorites in the whole series fr, it mayy had to do with Zuko being super touchy feely and extra emotional honestly, but they needed a bit of love before they start giving explanations to literally everyone. I'm honestly a bit ( or a lot) worried about Sokka and Iroh's relationship, I'm sure that with time Iroh will warm up to him but with Sokka being as protective as he is right now i don't know if he would take kindly of him to try and push Zuko into the throne ☠️ but we'll see.

Lastly I'm sure we all love the 20k words chapters so don't even worry about it hahaha

I'll go for now, byeee 💕

-🕸️

OMG HIIIII YOURE OUT OF THE LURK???? I lub it!!

Oh please don’t ever thing you’re annoying,,, have you seen my authors notes? I’m the most annoying person in the room & i would be thrilled to have you join me.

OMG TOP 3?!?! I fucking love you ahhhhh!! (& I do somehow always update during busy times - don’t worry I plan it that way just to mess with y’all ;)))

(Haha jk I’m not that smart)

Touchy feely Zuko with Sokka is going to be a bit more of a new norm for them and it’ll get kind of explained sort of introspected at some point but yeah Zuko WENT THROUGH IT & now he just wants to be comforted which is understandable.

Dudddeeeee yes. Iroh & sokkas relationship can go so many different ways. It’ll be interesting how they fit into each others lives especially knowing that Sokka knows Zuko who he is now and Iroh knows who he used to be and those two versions of Zuko are VERY different. I think it’ll also depend how much Zuko opens up to Iroh? Idk, Zuko can add a lot of unintentional tension there if he isn’t careful.

Thank you for this ask & i swear my next chapter will be under 20k BELIEVE IT!!! (Sorry I’ve been watching fucking Naruto so now I wanna say BELIEVE IT after everything)

I ALREADY adore you 🕸️ anon

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like-a-lubdub · 9 months

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Diary of medical student- Roommates Part 2

I'm annoyed with myself for giving in to my urges again. I guess I'll have to do without good grades again this year. "All right, turn around!" I place the chest piece on his back and hear the air whistling through his lungs. Patiently, I listen from above, Mirco's entire lung, point by point. I don't even have to ask him to breathe, he knows when to take a deep breath. After all, I tell myself that this is good practice, knowing full well that I'm actually just giving in to my kink. The stethoscope calmly clasped in my right hand, the other side in my ears and the second hand on Mirco's shoulder, I lose myself in every single breath he takes. I feel every little movement and every little hiss of the air in his lungs. Stop, that's enough. I can't do this all day and not get to study at all. But the little Listen to the heart still has to. I let go of the chest piece and dangle it from my chest, grab his shoulder and turn him around rougthly. He looks a little taken aback by my newfound assertiveness, but I take the stethoscope and press it hard against his chest. Then, however, this brief moment of willpower passes again and I lose myself in his heartbeat. How it throbs so calmly and slowly, so powerfull and rhythmically. It is like music. I close my eyes and lean against Mirco's chest. His heartbeat seems to be the only thing in the world that matters anymore. I feel my own heart beating faster in my chest and my panties slowly getting wet. But none of that seems to matter… Lub dup Lub dup Lub dup "Hmmmm" I moan a little and Mirco seems to giggle. I don't know how much time has passed, how long I've been leaning against his shoulder with my eyes closed in my own world, but eventually he carefully takes the stethoscope out of my ears again. "Wake up Sleeping Beauty," he whispers to me. "What's so interesting to hear?" he grins, sticking it in his own ears. My hand still rests on his chest and so now he hears it beating himself. Then he puts it on my own chest for a moment. „So, show's over!", I end this moment eventually. "Mommy has to keep studying."

#cardiophile #stething #cardiophilia #stethoscope

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nolanhollogay · 8 months

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❛ i already said i'm sorry! ❜

johnbsarah find out about jjedgar 🩷 for ME

also sarah pov bcuz i lub her

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"Are you seriously mad at me? Because I didn't know and I already said I'm sorry!" JJ said, following behind Edgar as they walked into The Chateau. Edgar was holding a box full of four different family sized bags of chips, and frowning. God, Sarah had missed him and his cute little grumpy face.

He sighed, dropping the box onto the kitchen table, turning to face JJ. "I'm not mad at you. I'm just deeply annoyed."

JJ groaned. "No, that's even worse!"

"What's going on?" John B asked, dropping his head onto Sarah's shoulder.

"They're fighting because JJ abandoned Edgar in the grocery store when he knows Edgar gets overwhelmed and then a guy Edgar kissed once at a party tried to talk to him and Edgar almost started to cry," Kie explained, walking in, holding a case of beers. "Also Ryan from the liquor store says hi."

"We're not fighting," JJ said, "Mind your own business, Kie."

"You made it my business when I had to rescue Edgar from Tyler Carmichael."

Pope made a disgusted noise in the back of his throat. "You made out with Tyler Carmichael?"

Edgar nodded. "Yeah, it was whatever. He gave me mono and I thought I was going to die."

"You always think you're going to die," JJ teased.

Edgar rolled his eyes. "I'm not in the mood for you right now." JJ's face fell, but he didn't argue, which was weird because he was always ready to argue with everyone. If he could argue with himself he probably would. But instead of snapping back at Edgar, he held his hands up in surrender, letting him win.

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Sarah had forgotten about the situation almost entirely, only really kind of noticing JJ hovering at Edgars side for most of the evening and assuming it was because he was trying to get back into his good graces. Which she understood. Being on the receiving end of an Edgar pout felt like shooting a deer in the face, and she would do everything she could to avoid it too.

But she was swiftly reminded when she walked into the kitchen. She was just trying to find something non alcoholic so she could sober up for the night and instead she was greeted with the sight of Edgar sitting on the counter with JJ standing between his knees.

It was confusing, like one of those optical illusions that made you find a word inside of a drawing. Edgar was sitting there, leaning back on his palms, wearing what was definitely the shirt JJ had been wearing earlier in the day. JJ was holding his thighs, fully invading his personal space.

"Are you finally done being mad at me?" he asked.

Edgar shrugged. "Depends."

JJ snorted. "On what?"

"I haven't decided yet," Edgar teased, fighting a smile.

Sarah wrinkled her nose as she tried to process what was happening. Were they flirting? It sounded like they were flirting.

"I know how I can make it up to you," JJ said, and he was definitely flirting.

She watched with baited breath as JJ wrapped a hand around Edgar's neck, pulling him into a kiss. It didn't look like a flirty little first kiss either, not with the way they seemed to melt into each other.

She should've looked away, especially when JJ slid his tongue into Edgar's mouth, but her feet were rooted to the spot.

Behind her, the familiar sound of John B's footsteps came closer and closer, until he was standing at her back and shouting, "Oh my God!"

She adored him but tact wasn't one of his special skills.

JJ pulled away, an annoyed noise leaving his mouth, and Edgar giggled.

"Don't be rude," he said, holding JJ's face and looking at him with the softest look Sarah had ever seen. "They weren't here when everyone else found out, remember?"

JJ's rage melted away almost immediately. It was like a flip had been switched. What kind of magic powers did Edgar have? "Oh yeah."

"What the hell is going on right now?" John B asked.

JJ smiled, obviously amused by his distress. "Eds and I are dating."

"Since when do you even like guys?"

"Well, not to quote Lady Gaga, but I was born this way, bro."

Edgar laughed, throwing his head back, and smacked it into the cabinet above him. JJ's hand was in his hair in seconds as he muttered, "Jesus Eds, you're going to give yourself another concussion."

John B blinked over and over, as if he couldn't believe his eyes. "I need another beer." He left the kitchen, turning on his heel and walking right back outside.

Sarah sighed, knowing that meant it was her job to go talk to him about the situation. "Y'all are cute," she offered on her way out the door.

"Thanks, princess!" JJ called after her.

#jjedgar #asks #my writing #leaf tag 🌿

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caregiver-twylas-daycare · 8 months

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baba! am no kno wha do! boyfren no talk to me much recenly an ask him why an he sayd him nee tim tink bout past evens and das it! him sayd i no do nuthin wong tho. i no kno wha he mean by any ob dis! i no tink he lub me no mowr. i dunno wha do am so confusd an i no wan no mowr pepl leve me. i kno am noyin bus i twy m bes be help can no do mush bus twy reawy hard.

Thank you for sharing! Sometimes, people just need a step back! Like myself with getting back to school and shifting priorities again. You are not annoying, and I'm glad you talked to me about what has been bothering you!

#caregivertwyla asks #sfw caregiver #sfw littlespace

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