#he’s in in natural habitat….
The Joker was apprehended, sitting on the ground as Batman guarded him, but the kid--"Bruce Wayne's newest ward, how tragic! Hehehe!"--was nowhere to be found. Nightwing and Red Hood desperate searched the warehouse until a shuffling noise grabbed their attention.
A kid, black haired just like the kid in the Joker's broadcast, crawling out of a pile of boxes. "Is it over?" the boy asked quietly.
Nightwing guided him to the only exit, unfortunately walking past the boy's own kidnapper. "Yeah, kid. It's over. Come on-"
Like a shot, the boy rushed the Joker and kicked him right in the balls.
The Joker wheezed like a dying squeaky toy. Red Hood froze. Nightwing immediately snatched the boy up by the armpits, but all that did was give the boy the height to attack again, punting Joker in the jaw. The clown went down and cracked his head on the floor. He did not get back up.
There was a moment of silence before Red Hood roared with laughter, his helmet distorting the sound.
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Sirius *show a weird and ugly animals pic to Regulus*: Look
Regulus *eyes immediately shining and taking his brother's phone to get the name and make research*
Sirius *looking at James*: Told you he would like it.
James *confused*: But this animal was so ugly??
Sirius *laughing a bit*: Uglier it is, better Reggie love it.
Sirius *stop laughing and looking at James with a smirk*: Probably why he love y-
James: Fuck off Pads!
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Whenever Gold has to leave his workshop for business that can't be conducted via drones or in the comfort of his own home, he usually just throws on a cloak.
His "business deal" stuff usually involves him scuttling to the shadiest parts of Earthbread and either making bank or making an example of an ex-customer. Which is why his physical appearances are few and far in-between.
So, he tends to put on, say... a "show" for when he does bother to leave home and why there are so many crazy rumors about him.
Yeah, Gold doesn't like leaving his workshop or places of work if he can help it...
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Hi hello, would you look at that, huh! Saw this lil fella on our backyard a dozen times already.. he looked lonely and it's getting cold here, so maybe I should take him in -
You seem to know a thing or two about bugs and I never seen one like this! So I thought I could ask for advice, like is he the friendly kind at all?
(Couldn't take much pictures cuz he kept wiggling around 😔😔)
I G A S P E D
THE LITTLEST OF GUYS
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what if 1987 mona lisa was a teensy bit butch. as a treat. for me.
she borrows a suit from the turtles. it's dreadfully lumpy but only until raphael swoops in with a mouthful of safety pins, humming what can only be described as a ditty.
clothes were too much bother, before. just once she tried to wear a dress like the human girl she used to be; it made her feel even more like an alien in a fake body. like a pet lizard that some toddler dressed up. like her body wasn't hers.
which was, and is, arguably true, but mona had better things to do than stand there and feel it all sharp in her chest like that. people to save, piratical careers to extinguish. she left the dress behind.
the suit works, though.
maybe it's raphael's humming, utterly confident and absorbed in his self-appointed task. or maybe it's the fact that the suit is a new look; she's trying on a new self. the suit is a character choice, as is the way she carries herself in it, standing a little taller with a jaunty tilt to her chin. she rakes a hand through her hair.
somehow, like this, the green could be a character choice, too.
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Meryl picking Vash up in the middle of the desert has the same vibes as those people who bring home coyotes thinking they’re stray dogs
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seeing jeff covered in blood is like seeing a frog on a lillypad,, like yeah,, yeah that's how that should be
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Smth abt Andre working at a pizza place is so fucking funny
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art dump before i go to bed snore mimimimi snore mimimimi
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SOLLUX: jake ju2t yelled YAHOO and then got up and diid 36 pu2h-up2 iin the liiviing room. now he2 eatiing raw butter. liiviing here ii2 a niightmare
ERIDAN: evverythin i hear about this guy makes my resentment groww. wwe need to put him in a cage in a zoo like hes a bird
SOLLUX: youre 2tartiing another fuckiing chiittr 2pace about thii2 arent you.
ERIDAN: already havve. #jakeneedstobeputinacageinazoolikeabird join noww
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EVERYBODY BE QUIET!!!!!
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i rlly want to compact her into a ball and hit her with a tennis racket . Do you understand
(Fanart of @mugentakeda’s oc Fuhua) paragraph in tags sorry
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Every time I listen to Käärijä i think it's very boycore and want to draw Boy at the club but then i never do. This time i have
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Keegan hiding from Merrick because he did donuts in a Humvee, hit the gas line, and blew up the entire facility.
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