Soap: Ghost I’ve been worried about you, you haven’t said anything and you’ve been watching Spanish infomercials about feeding the poor for the last half hour
Ghost: Por favor, dona ahora. Por solo 9,95 a la semana puedes salvar una vida
and little star and smiley face stickers for when they do good
Omg.
I’m on the phone with my friend, blabbering out my CoD obsession, and pookie, Graves, and I was making fun of his Fannie pack, and I was like “what could be possible keep in there?!?”
I’m on the phone with my friend, blabbering out my CoD obsession, and pookie, Graves, and I was making fun of his Fannie pack, and I was like “what could be possible keep in there?!?”
Be sure to check on your quiet male friends, you’re cocky male friends, you’re talkative male friends…..and even the one in the corner with the weird skull mask! Him too!
wait….why’s he got a knife….
anyways, just make sure to remind men in your life that they matter too, and their feelings are valid, and they are loved 🫶
So when Graves takes the base, we all know it was an order from Shepherd. Now, when Soap is in the town he overhears Shadows talking and one says it’s whoever signs our paychecks.
the only reason Graves would have needed the base is for a base to operate from while cleaning out the town, and if taking the base was Shepherd’s order, hence, Shepherd is paying the checks, than taking the town would have also been Shepherd’s order, since why else would Graves do that.
Plus, Graves didn’t really do any of the stuff anyways, so he was really just the middle man, a messenger, as guilty as, if not less than Shepherd.
So, in conclusion, this is how I justify pookie, still being pookie 😔, thank you.
(Also, I just realized, that when the Shadows take the children they’re actually saving them from becoming part of the cartels, because earlier in the game it does mention that a lot of children join the cartels)
What really sucks about being a girl CoD player is when people are like, “what’s your favorite character? I bet it’s Ghost.” Then I have to explain to them that my pookie is literally Phillip Fucking Graves and I would die for that man
Soap refused to follow the trend and make earrings so he made a friendship bracelet! (Ghost wouldn’t let him make a “Ghost❤️Soap” bracelet since, apparently, that’s not something bros do 🙄) it’s Scotland, cause, Scotland 🏴 🙄
I’m gonna be giving it to my mom for Mother’s Day (make sure to make your mom happy) since she’s half a Scottish, and the rest of the family is Mexican, so we tease her. But don’t worry! She’s also getting flowers and all sorts of good shit!