#he’s a baddie 🤪
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#Fatherless#He looks like he saw a qUeEr#A mirror#Emperor Awesome#wander over yonder#he’s a baddie 🤪
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Okay this might be a really weird ask so I'm sorry in advance but- what does Sera smell like? Does she smell like feathers because she has wings, like Vincent? (Again hope this isn't weird..)
Not weird at all! Lol a few people have asked before, you're all good.
Birdpeople have notoriously weak noses. Their sense of smell (and taste by proxy) is pretty dull as a result. It's partly how Ser's food is always plain and Vincent smells like a SAW-scented teen who's been tarred and feathered. Sera doesn't particularly care about expensive perfumes like someone (cough Sonia) but she does like floral scents.
She smells like Lavender (Body wash/Shampoo) and baby talc powder. (Powder keeps her wings nice, dry, and itch-free.) When she's not working she uses a rose perfume Nate gave her.
#birdpeople tag#I neglect the birdpeople tag a lot... gotta catch them up one day#She doesn't have the 'feather' smell. She's always on top of herself. Vincent's waterproofing makes him smell a bit like wet chicken though#Monica loved lavender. She put it up all around the house to help her sleep. It's the little things that remind Sera of her.#“It is NOT baby powder I don't want to hear it” “Yeah okay sure Sera are you cranky? want a nappy poo?” “...You are on thin ice Sonia”#Okay so thinking about what everyone smells like is oddly fun lol#Nate smells fresh all the time. He's all washed clothes and colognes like Polo Blue.#Amon smells like basic bodywash#He doesn't care too much about getting something fancy and will brag about his 5 buck cologne being a steal#Ricky smells nice. He goes out of his way to get nicely groomed to “get all the baddies 🤪” Okay Ricky.#He doesn't smell like anything when in goo form though.#Sonia smells like expensive perfume and body oils. It's awesome but can be a bit much at times. Vincent could not care less about it#Sonia would rather die than be rustic.#Vincent smells like Vincent. He is ironically extremely hygenic but the odds are never in his favor#Titan smells like caked blood#Dr. Strohl smells fresh and nice but also has a hint of retro tv static smell. I do not know how to explain further.#Uhh something something variants smell different depending on their habits not necessarily their bodily composition#ARK_SYSTEMA#Seraphinatag
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LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON PINTEREST 😭😭😭🤡🤡🤡
#JOSHUJI???#🌙. nyx !#EMO JOSHUA HAS ME SCREAMING#omg what a baddie 😔😔😔🤪🤪🤪😱😱😱#svt joshua#He's such a rebel#such a bad boy#did you know#he didnt respond when his teacher called out his name for attendance#🤩🤩😢😩😩
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y’all… i had to look up pictures of jack’s side profile because i couldn’t tell if he had eyelashes from other pictures 😭😭😭 in my defense, his eyes look a lil nekkid sometimes 🧍🏾♀️
#i’m so sorry#let’s get baby boy some lash extensions#he already gets his nails done#so what’s another step in his beauty routine 🤪#he could truly be a baddie then#jack harlow
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Good! You are a good girl! Hope you get treated like a good girl soon
Lmaoooo pls. U haven’t seen the way I am around him
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Good Love 💘
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yourinstagram selfies for my man @jackharlow 🤪💗
jackharlow my fine ass girl 💗🙈
latto ooooo I love the lip ring
urbanwyatt the bangs are giving you edna mode vibes for sure
druski sigh you should’ve been mine but I guess I’m happy for you both 😫
lilnasx a baddie with her baddie man 🤪
jackharlow @lilnasx damn right
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jackharlow had to show off the little galentine’s and malentine’s event my girl threw for us and a few close friends
yourinstagram I think I just might be an event coordinator 🤫
lilnasx I had the best time and definitely was the drunkest 😂
yourinstagram @lilnasx we was tweaking for our lives 😭💘
druski ngl I had a mf time
sza so cute! I love this
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yourinstagram happy valentine’s day to my big mouth but sweetest and honest and most caring lover, love you bby boy 💘
jackharlow you decided to post this out of every single video I’ve sent you but I love you more!
yourinstagram @jackharlow I love showing your authentic side 🤪
urbanwyatt I look in this video ngl
nemo big ass mouth 😂
druski he doing TOO much 😂
lilnasx JUMP-SCARE
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jackharlow happy love day to my favorite girl! even though you wanted to do the most in the second picture 🙄💘 I still love you to the moon and back my sweet girl
yourinstagram I told you don’t post that one! but I love you baby daddy 😍
druski y’all cute
lilnasx not one, not two but THREE things of flowers mhmmm I know that’s right!!!!
sza oooo he got moneyyyyy
jaydawayda omg 🥹❣️
neelam so adorable!
nemo jack is officially in love y’all
#jack harlow#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow imagine#jack harlow x reader#jack harlow x y/n#jack harlow x you
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If I Get My Way {K.SUNOO x F!READER}
IN WHICH: Kim Seonwoo aka Sunoo is a Sophomore at Decelis University and has a crush on the pretty Music Education Major Y/n Marsh. Seems like a match made in heaven since he’s also a Music Education Major and has had a crush on her since Freshman year when he met her at orientation… well sort of. He’s a little delusional about her but that’s okay, right? When finally given the opportunity to get to know her and potentially date her some weird things start happening that Sunoo doesn’t quite understand… which leads to the postponement of his grand plan to confess his feelings for Y/n. At the end of the day does he get the girl or does he miss out and think of what could’ve been?
ALSO IN WHICH: Sunoo and Y/n’s friends also have their own storylines and side quest relationships happening simultaneously with theirs.
PAIRING: Kim Sunoo x !Female Reader (ft. Mystery Character 1 & Mystery Character 2)
GENRE: Non-Idol AU, College/University AU, SMAU
WARNING: Swearing, sexual jokes/comments, allusion to sexual activity, attempts at humor (I don’t think I’m funny but I’m trying), jokes about murder/killing oneself, and Danielle from NewJeans as the face claim.
FEATURING: Lee Heeseung (EN—), Jay Park (EN—), Jake Sim (EN—), Park Sunghoon (EN—), Yang Jungwon (EN—), NI-KI (EN—), Jang Wonyoung (IVE), Shin Ryujin (ITZY), Choi Yeonjun (TXT), Choi Soobin (TXT), Choi Beomgyu (TXT), Karina (aespa), NingNing (aespa), Huh Yunjin (LE SSERAFIM), Yoon Keeho (P1HARMONY), Anton Lee (riize), Hwang Yeji (ITZY), and mentions of various other idols.
status: temporarily put on hiatus
start: Feb. 12, 2024
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DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction and is in no way a real depiction of the idols portrayed in it and has no actual connection to their real world selves. I don’t know them I’m just using their image for characters in a fictional story.
A/N: This is my first SMAU ever I’ve written stories on other platforms in the past and kind of stopped to be a reader for awhile but I recently got an idea for a story and wanted to try and make it a reality. So please forgive me if it’s bad I’ll try my best to make it enjoyable for you. But I barely know how to work Tumblr as a creator or writer so forgive me if this is all over the place 😭😭😭.
A/N 2: If you want to be added to the taglist for this SMAU you can comment on this post or which ever chapter you see first!
INCOMING MESSAGES…
PROFILES: 2 HOT 4 U LONER BOYS CLUB (ft. 2 Baddies)
01: bitch boy
02: you’re not my mom
03: DDEONU GOOD!!!
03.5: bonus chapter 1
04: we going on a date 🤪
04.5: bonus chapter 2
05: free food + written part (755 wrds)
06: blasting Olivia Rodrigo traitor
07: Love changes a man ❤️❤️
07.5: bonus chapter 3
08: keeho is a furry confirmed ✅
08.5: bonus chapter 4 [written part] (1,304 wrds)
09: KILLING MYSELF [POSTPONED]
10: tba….
10.5: bonus chapter 5
11: tba…
12: tba…
13: tba…
14: tba…
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#if i get my way sunoo#if i get my way smau#if i get my way#enhypen#enhypen smau#enhypen fluff#enhypen drabbles#enhypen x reader#enhypen imagines#enhypen scenarios#enhypen sunoo#sunoo smau#sunoo x y/n#sunoo drabbles#sunoo imagines#sunoo x reader#sunoo reactions#kim sunoo#sunoo scenarios#sunoo#Sunoo social media au#sunoo social au#enhypen social media au#enhypen social au#Spotify#enha sunoo#enhypen x you#enha x y/n#enha x you#sunsuns-babie
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Urban Wyatt x Harlow Sister : Instagram AU
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yourusername My man and two of my favorite guys. But the way my man looks at me 🥺 got me ready to get down on my knees, marry him and give him children.
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urbanwyatt 😚😊😊 get to it then baby.
jackharlow No! Absolutely not
nickiejonpabon Oh I made it to the favorite list? I feel honored.
yourusername Don’t act like you didn’t know you’re one of my favorites.
claybornharlow Good thing you don’t want to get married and have kids.
yourusername You didn’t have to call me out damn.
urbanwyatt 🙄
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urbanwyatt She took these and I think I need to teach her how to get the good angles.
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yourusername 🙄 Okay calm down professional. Plus the hands and dimples are always the good angles so 🤫
jackharlow He is a professional so wdym
yourusername Can you leave?
jackharlow NO
urbanwyatt 😂😂
user Can y/n fight?
jackharlow Why 👀
user cus I’m about to slide into her man’s dms
jackharlow 💀
jackharlow Might not want to do that bruh
user2 😭😭
claybornharlow Just to warn you, her dog ain’t the only one named scrappy
urbanwyatt yoo 😭💀
yourusername Y’all are annoying 😫
yourusername But slide into his dms, you might get a little surprise *sips on tea*
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yourusername We did a thing 🤭🫣 just us two and no one else, well minus one person. But other than that, this doesn’t feel too different.
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urbanwyatt 🤫🤫🤫
urbanwyatt Isssaaa secret…. For now….
mamamaggie What did you two do?
yourusername Oh hi mama 😊
mamamaggie Child of mine, please tell me you didn’t.
yourusername I didn’t?
jackharlow What did she do mom?
jackharlow YN HARLOW WHAT DID YOU DO NOW???
yourusername Damn relax, don’t have to yell bro.
claybornharlow Urban, what did you two do?
urbanwyatt Whatever it is that we did, I blame her okay?
yourusername 🤨
urbanwyatt Kiddingggg 🤪
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urbanwyatt Last night after we did what we did 🤭😁 we came back to our hotel to smoke a fatty, and she surprised me with this 🤤 yeahhhh I can live like this for ever!!!!!!
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yourusername 🙈
selenosunni 👀 What did you losers do
cozane i think I have an idea but I want to believe I don’t, that way Maggie, Jack and Clay don’t get mad at me.
selenosunni text me what you think they did
cozane 🤫🤫🤫
selenosunni OH SHIT
selenosunni IT MAKES SENSE NOW
jackharlow Mind sharing it with the class?
cozane 🤦🏻
neelamthadhani She a baddie 😍 🔥
mamamaggie You two can’t hide forever, I’ll find out eventually.
urbanwyatt We’re not hiding exactly. ok maybe a little bit
claybornharlow My stomach is in knots trying to figure out all the possible things you two idiots could’ve done. And there’s one at the top of my list that I really hope you didn’t do.
yourusername 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
jackharlow Clay, text me and tell me.
claybornharlow You really are all bro.
jackharlow text me
claybornharlow I did dumbass
yourusername LMAAAOOOO
jackharlow Wait a damn minute.
jackharlow Nah they wouldn’t. Y/N wouldn’t
urbanwyatt Whyyyy???
yourusername 🙄
jackharlow I will disown both of you if you did what everyone is saying you did.
yourusername You’ll get over it
user nah drop us a hint.
yourusername No
urbanwyatt happy life 🙈🤪
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@heavyhitterheaux @harlowsbby @arination99 @cmalass @jackharloww @minkookie95 @deannaard @jacksmoviestar @harlowcomehome @fdl305 @httpkoylinnn @xoxokiaraaxoxo @hoodharlow @automaticpeachsong @amethyst09 @aliciacat20 @allyson15 @gabbylovesreading @stefansalvatoresgf @violetdreamsworld @carma-fanficaddict @jasminxts @itsaaliyah2 @itsyagirljaz @harrycanyonmoonn @neon-lights-and-glitter @awhore4moree @toocriticalharlow @thefemalestorywriter @lightsoutstyles @violetslays818 @fantasywritersstuff @vanwritesfan-fiction
#jack harlow#urban wyatt#harlow sister#harlow sis#sister harlow#sis harlow#urban wyatt x reader#urban wyatt x y/n#urban wyatt x oc
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Volleyball>> hockey
Warning: minor cussing
Notes: this is just an introduction to Randi and Ally really. I wanted to post this sooner but I also wanted to finish a few parts because I want to make this a series :)
Best friends brother masterlist
@/ Ally_hughes
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Caption- volleyball>>hockey
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@/Randi.Kingston- you fr exposed me in that last photo
@/ally_hughes- it’s my job as your best friend to keep you humble.
@/Randi.Kingston-well then consider yourself unemployed 🖕
@/markestapa- ooo the girls are fighting
@/_quinnhughes-I hate to be the one to break it to you but everyone in your family plays hockey.
@/ally_hughes- That’s why I’m the best Hughes around💪
@/Jackhughes- The only reason you started playing volleyball is you can’t skate to save your life.
@/ally_hughes- nah I’m built different
@/trevorzegras- 🏒🏒🏒
@/colecaufield-🏒🏒🏒
@/_alexturcotte-🏒🏒🏒
@/edwards.73- 🏒🏒🏒
@/jaime.drysdale-🏒🏒🏒
@/lhughes_06-🏒🏒🏒
@/randikingston- 🏐🏐🏐
@/lhughes_06- I meant to say 🏐🏐🏐
@/umichfan1- Luke changing his answer to match Randi. He’s so in love.
@/devsfan3-Girl you are reaching so hard.
@/umichgirl6-no I think she’s on to something here
@/randi.kingston
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@/ally_hughes- damn we are so hot
@/edwards.43- damn you are so hot
@/lhughes_06- tf u just say?
@/randi.Kingston- don’t mind e moose he talks out of his ass, but he is right Ally is hot
@/jackhughes- it’s past your curfew✋
@/ally_hughes- get out of here boomer
@/randi.Kingston- im going to block you grandpa
@/trevorzegras- don’t let the photos fool you, these two are not as nice as they look.
@/masonmctavish- they are nice they just don’t like you
@/trevorzegras- impossible I’m an absolute delight to be around
@/_quinnhughes- I hate you
@/trevorzegras- I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING TO YOU.
@/lhughes_06- miss you both ❤️❤️
@/ally_hughes- we all know that you mean “I miss you Randi 💋💋.”
@/randi.kingston- miss you too moose
@/jackhughes- he’s giggling and kicking his feet like a little school girl
@/dawson1417- yeah and he’s muttering to himself like a dork
@/lhughes_06- I am not @/jackhughes @/dawson1417
@/luca.fantilli- last night was wild💪
@/lhughes_06- you were with them?
@/rutgermcgroarty- a couple of us were but apparently we didn’t make it on the ig.
@/randi.Kingston- you guys didn’t make the ig cause it was girls night and you just happened to be at the same bar as we were and then joined us for late night wingstop✋
@/luca.fantilli- I thought our time together meant something
@/edwards.73- you said what we had was special
@/dylanduke25- last night was the best night of my life and you’re saying it meant nothing.
@/lhughes_06- you guys are ridiculous
@/edwards.73- that’s a funny way of saying you’re jealous.
@/lhughes_06- I’m not jealous
@/markestapa- oh so you wouldn’t mind if we told you we are on our way to her dorm rn.
@/edwards.73- you did not just call mark and say “no” and then hang up?
@/umichfan6- hit me like a volleyball mami.
@/umichfan1- I’m 65% convinced this is Luke on a burner account.
@/luca.fantilli
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@/_quinnhughes- why is Edward’s holding my sister like that in that last photo?🤨
@/edwards.73- we were watching a scary movie and she got scared.
@/luca.fantilli- bruh we watched frozen
@/ally_hughes- terrifying
@/_alexturcotte- #freerandi
@/ally_hughes- what’s not photographed is Randi running around like a mad women, Luca sitting on her was the only way she would sit
@/luca.fantilli- more like poor me,she bit me
@/randi.Kingston- I did not bite you
@/lhughes_06- I was never invited to girls day when I was there.
@/ally_hughes- this is your fault, you told your friends to keep an eye on us and now they don’t leave us alone
@/randi.Kingston- moose next time I’m in Jersey we can have a girls night.
@/jackhughes-thats a weird way to ask him out on a date
#hockey imagine#nhl blurb#nhl imagine#nhl#nj devils imagine#luke hughes#luke hughes blurb#umich hockey#umich imagine
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how do you think corpse would be with a tall gf??
Corpse x Tall! Gf 🖤
author’s note: that’s all i can think of at the top of my head rn 🥹🫶🏽 thanks for requesting this! hope you enjoyed! 🫧
not me forgetting how tall this man is 🥴
it’s a mix of him being your biggest hype man nd being a troll
right off the bat, just want to clarify: i don’t see him having a preference over his partner’s height. honestly i see it as something he doesn’t give a fuck about. he loves you for you, period. whether you’re taller or shorter, it doesn’t matter to him.
if you are confident about your height, best believe that both of your feeds will be of the two of you slaying fit checks like it’s nobody’s business!
every post on his platforms will be of him hardcore simping over you, how such a baddie you are- becomes a whole stan acc
best believe you will be the album cover or single cover on any of his music projects
if it’s something you are insecure about, he’ll go out of his way to hype you tf up! every. single. time 👏🏽
like for example, you’re planning on going out nd dressing up. nd you’re debating between wearing those cute heels/platforms or some regular flats
the correct option is to wear those cute heels/platforms 🤷🏾♀️ especially if it’s what you wanted to wear in the first place!
will end up making you late bc he’s trying reassure you that you look great in the heels/platforms. doesn’t want you to leave the house without wearing what you actually wanted to bc you were worried about being taller than everyone else
ngl corpse likes it when you’re even taller bc of the shoes you’re wearing (i didn’t forget him simping over lady dimetrescu from re8 so… 🫠 don’t @ me)
he gets pouty bc you don’t understand how being taller makes you even more beautiful to him
will always compliment you and tell you how beautiful you are
every time you enter the room, you hold his attention without even trying nd you’re just subjected to constant love, praise nd support
he could be on a stream/call with his friends nd will pause for a moment just to tell you that you’re hot af nd that he loves you
whenever his friends ask him if he feels a lil insecure himself about being shorter than you, he shuts that shit down IMMEDIATELY
will always let it be known that it’s never a problem, just an added bonus bc its you
he could get teased himself for being shorter than you nd he doesn’t hesitate to hit anyone back with his sass/put them in check
to him, it’s such a nonissue nd it sometimes makes him laugh that people will find the time to talk shit about your guys’ height difference
will share stories with his friends where he does tease you a bit bc of your height
like for example, you both are in the kitchen and he asks you to get him something from the top shelf
even though you know he’s more than capable of doing it himself, when you do entertain him by grabbing the thing he asked for, he’s just gets giddy about it
like wow is this how girls feel when it’s the other way around? 🤭
one time you thought it’d be funny to pin him against a wall to see his reaction nd he got so stunned! he was a stuttering nd blushing mess 😂 lowkey likes it when you do it to specifically put him in his place when he gets too bratty or sassy with you
if you want to know the quickest way to get him to fold, slowly pin him against the wall without breaking eye contact. you’re welcome 🤪
expect a lot of back hugs! he just can’t help himself. you could be cooking or streaming nd he’ll just hug you from behind. he lives to be the little spoon when you two cuddle.
nd if his head is not laying on your chest so he can hear your heartbeat, he will throw a pouty fit 🤧
he’s really just living the girl fantasy nd he wouldn’t trade it for a second. like he’s so baby girl coded when it comes to you
will sometimes ask you how the weather is up there 😭 which results in a swift ‘stfu babe’ but!!! if you do decide to entertain his bullshit, it’s usually followed up with a sarcastic answer
“currently a thunderstorm rn..” or “pretty cloudy today.”
“aww babe,” he’ll coo, “c’mere, let me make it better.” you lean down to his level nd he’ll just kiss you
even better if you’re standing over him, he’ll just motion for you to lay on top of him or sit in his lap nd he’ll just shower you with kisses
after of giving you your very much deserved love nd affection, he’ll see the smile on your face nd say, “hmm, i think there’s a 100% chance of sunshine today~”
#staycorpse 🫧#staycorpse requests! 🫧#corpse husband#corpse x you#corpse husband x y/n#corpse x y/n#corpse husband x you#corpse husband x reader#corpse husband x black!reader#corpse husband x tall! reader#corpse husband x poc!reader#corpse husband drabbles
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DEUXMOI POSTED ON THEIR STORY
YOURINSTA
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yourinsta: call em gang ion play that bae shit
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user: queeeeeen
user: gorgeous 😍
kehlani: trying to give you my last name 🤭
yourinsta: well what are you waiting for ☺️
user: please don’t tell me what they’re saying is true
yourinsta: ok I won’t 💋
user: Oop
user: crackling 😭
user: we lost another baddie to Jack Harlow
druski: he is not gonna like this
yourinsta: hm don’t care
JACKHARLOW
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jackharlow: if I’m not back soon, I might have to fly you in
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user: MY PASSPORT IS VALID
user: deuxmoi was right my chest starting to hurt
user: i know it’s big
user: look, y/n might just have to beat my ass
yourinsta: you chat so much shit
user: something about y/n posting lyrics that are about her is so powerful to me
user: happy to be a side piece? :/
user: yes fly her in, black history month isn’t over yet 🤪
YOURINSTA
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yourinsta: my fault
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user: that’s a compliment period
user: this is v hot girl of you
user: he deserved it bae 🫶
urbanwyatt: real 🤸
user: heavy on my fault
jackharlow: who sent you this?
yourinsta: my side piece
jackharlow: .
jackharlow: bet
JACKHARLOWUPDATES
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Jackharlowsource: Jack via his IG stories! After 3 long days, he’s back in the UK. Business or pleasure?
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user: he might as well live there
user: jack about to start talking with an accent soon and eating beans for breakfast
user: yeah his business is pleasuring y/n 🤣
YOURINSTA
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yourinsta: not my man. just some weird guy I drag around with me everywhere
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user: nooo she posted him
user: and the crowd goes mild 🔥🔥🔥
user: side eye
user: yeah he’s white but he’s hot so I’ll allow it
user: this post couldn’t wait till March 1st? Smh
jackharlow: weird?
yourinsta: yeah you kinda weird
druski: she’s not lying dawg
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Found out my boyfriend was cheating on me but the girl he’s cheating with is low-key a baddie so I just started cheating on him with the same girl 🙏🥰🤪✌️
thank you for your confession!
this is just polyamory with a lot of extra steps
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pit babe ep 3 stray fever thoughts
- they are NOT playing with these episode lengths like damn
- still love the intro like come on color grading
- black turtleneck suit jacket combo this man is one of the baddies
- “he’s the one who babe calls daddy” i feel like is maybe more of a translation thing…. but awlright
- i see babe already pulling out the puppy eyes… its joever for me if we’re being honest
- ok how many of the characters are tony’s adopted children cause im gonna go with any and everyone until proven otherwise
- sonic again with the fits. at least he commits and we must stan for that
- oh this is kinda nostalgic for fixing cars with my dad…
- ok alanjeff kinda funny. like alan whining about his current crisis and jeff in the corner eating noodles and being judgy i love it
- oh way knows people ?? he has conversations that don’t revolve around babe??
- ok coloring. i love you blue sets
- HIS FUCKING CARS AHHHH
- oh so babe is rich.
- he has a tortured soul and hot wheels collection your honor how could i not wanna hit
- GET A JOB!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!!
- oh this subplot goes wild actually like the super children thing…. delicious little backstory. plus peep the others there too
- awwwwww they’re so cute. not ready for the pain that’s coming. obsessed with this cute lil song playing like we switched genres for a sec here
- vroom vroom mf making it sound like the pits of hell up in here. i would. need my noise blockers
- wait whose dean did we meet him yet. is this the one yall shipping with winner
- obsessed with jeff and how he moves through the world like a prey animal
- oh here’s pete. here’s the poor little meow meow ig
- they got sponsored time to go crazy on those chicken nugggies
- help winner being a loser again. kim needs to knock some sense into him or something. NOT HIM SUGGESTING SABOTAGE THEN GOING “ oopsie 🤪” djjdjdjdjdjdjdj
- is one of them an omega and can it be kim and jeff
- tony eating his evil little treats, unfortunately a slay
- here we go the famed milk placement
- not charlie in his casuals with that big ass watch who is this kid. also babe sleeping …. i need to do atrocious things to this man
- it’s such a brave choice having a digital clock as a prop
- what did way see… i think way is one third wheeling moment away from exploding
- ooo is way mind controlling rn… that felt strange
- he plays car video games it’s his special interest
- oh shit this kinda making me sweaty
- i get babe if i try to focus without listening to my tunes i lose my fucking mind
- can someone deck winner oh here we go pfjdjejrjrbd winner stumbking this clown can’t even end the fight ejejdj
this ep was my fav so far feels like we’re settling into the rhythm of the world and also descending into chaos, fun
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RE8 Headcanon: AU Resident Evil Village characters at the gym🏋️:
A/N: Okay so recently I’ve started going to the gym and working out properly and today I literally had to hold back from giggling like a colossal MORON because all I can think of is what if the RE8 characters were in this gym rn LMAO. So these are how I think they would be in a gym environment or what exercise they would be into lol enjoy 😭
Alcina Dimitrescu:
Alcina definitely trains in the weight section like how else would she throw that dresser lmao
She has like a set routine of what muscle groups she’s gonna hit on what day
Definitely favours upper body workouts though she is a sucker for chasing that glute pump on leg day
She’s not into cardio though she will go for walks but only indoors on the treadmill lmao
She warms up and cools down properly too… she takes everything very seriously
She loves looking like a baddie at the gym too it’s what motivates her to go! She’s old school though so like flared yoga pants and sleeveless shirts are her go-to
If you’re usually intimidated by the weight sections you feel way more confident if she’s in the area since the GymBros™️ know better than to fuck with her
She also does CrossFit here and there just so she can focus on driving ~power~ through her body
The Dimitrescu sisters
POLE FIT!!
Cassandra kinda just likes to control the music though she does demonstrations of movements for her sisters (bc they're incompetent duh)
Dani is actually trying to create her own routine and lord she is SICK of Cass’s micromanaging
Bela is just climbing the pole and swinging aimlessly… she doesn’t do it to perform or anything she just likes having her Chandelier by Sia™️ moment
They are doing it behind their mum’s back obviously
They install a pole in the foyer though, then they have to explain to Alcina what it’s for
“I know what a stripper is and I thought I raised you girls to be classy!”
They have to explain that a) Ain’t nothing wrong with being a stripper and b) They are not stripping, they’re exercising by using their body strength 🤪
“You girls don’t need exercise. You can turn into flies for gods sake!”
Donna Beneviento
Hot Girl Walks™️ with or without incline
Gf is NOT one for sweating… she already is relatively physically active anyways if she’s carving out larger pieces of wood to make dolls
She likes that she can put on headphones and a playlist and just have Donna time™️
But if she’s feeling particularly pissed off or overly energised, she installed a boxing bag in her basement and she likes to go punchy punchy kicky kicky
Angie likes to coach her on her technique (she knows nothing and frequently suggests Donna should punch the rocks outside because she saw Chris Redfield do it once and thought it would make Donna stronger)
Donna likes to have a workout buddy if she attends a gym though… totally not for checking out their muscles while they demonstrate for her 😇
Donna also likes to dance, not any particular style… she just sort of does it to express herself without really speaking
Salvatore Moreau
Swimming (duh)
He likes aqua aerobics as he’s not very good at maintaining any good technique with any traditional swimming strokes
He sucks up to the instructors frequently though lmao
If he doesn’t do aerobic classes he likes to swim slow laps and tries to focus on improving his lung capacity
He also has a habit of swallowing so much water when he swims and ends up vomiting frequently
He invested in some nice flippers and a snorkel so he can swim at the beach (he is surprisingly quite afraid of strong currents and getting caught in the rip) he wants to give it a good shot one day
Karl Heisenberg
He also does weight training. He likes the feeling of metal in his hands
He frequently gets into Alcina’s space and takes weights from people without asking
He has no regard for gym etiquette whatsoever
He is the type to absolutely throw the weights up with his whole body instead of perfecting technique
He is also a grunter… he has no shame
He does call other dudes out if they’re making female patrons feel uncomfortable
Alcina still has to fight the urge to “accidentally” drop one of her weights on his foot though
Him and Ethan are incapable of using machines properly
Ethan Winters
Endurance running
He literally does marathons for fun. He’s a psychopath.
He likes hiking too and honestly has probably dragged Mia out to different tracks at some point in their relationship
If he does go to a gym… he has NO clue what he’s doing if he’s using the equipment like he just tries to guess what they’re for and ends up using them incorrectly like this:
Chris tried to teach him how to use them but Ethan is convinced you can use them any way you want
Him and Karl provide the gym patrons with entertainment for DAYS
Mia Winters:
Yoga/ Pilates mum
She’s been doing classes and her own practice since forever
She can do some pretty cool poses like her capacity to hold her own bodyweight is actually pretty crazy
She’s very sweet with new yoga participants… she gives them advice on how to improve on basic or advanced poses whenever they ask
It’s the only thing in her life that keeps her calm and collected tbh
Mother Miranda:
Jiu Jitsu
She wants to kick some ass but without all the force of kicking and punching, like getting some good submission holds in there
She likes that JiuJitsu is more of a grappling sport in this sense
She also wants to improve on her speed when she’s in the ring, she wants to make attacks look effortless so she can scare her opponents into thinking that it’s easy for her
She definitely makes her own rules however, she only likes training with anyone who is up for being a rag doll for her
Chris Redfield
Bro just does anything
He likes boxing though
He imagines that goddamn boulder scenario every time… people mock him about it and he dgaf
He has broken through many boxing bags as a result
His sparring partners dread having to fight with him because they know they’re gonna walk away with a dislocated shoulder from the massive shock absorption lmao
Rosemary Winters
She likes volleyball
She just does… all the “normal” girls at school do it so she figures it might help her situation a little bit
She is actually pretty good at it
She hates how long the practices are though, she likes it but not THAT much
She likes doing high intensity cardio classes at the gym when she’s alone
It helps her get all of her pent up teenage stress out of her system
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Don't worry dear!!!🥰🥰🥰 the wait is worth it and can't for reader to be a baddie😈 and she didn't need a dragon(her egg never hatched but who cares)
Also reader being the father who stepped up to take care of the green children and the twins>>>>
The court: why the queen, larys and harwin's wife are so close..*looks at Aegon, Daeron, Aemond, Helaena and the twins* you know why..?
The kids and Ser Criston:🤷♀️🤷♂️
Gods the reader being by Alicent's side 🥺 because baby girl was 14 WHEN SHE HAD AEGON, she was so young then Nyra pulls away from her;she's all alone until reader came in the picture(she's 14 as well but she's at court because she's Harwin's betrothed and they are courting-THEY COULD HAVE IT ALLLLL💔-)
They could be both outcast! Reader failing to marry the king and she doesn't have a dragon and she's a sort of peacemaker between Alicent and Nyra UNTIL you know what...
We will see Rhaenys and Corlys? Being there for the reader's pregnancy?I like them together..stern but loving couple who loves equally their children and doting over the reader because of the rumors and if someone is insulting her,is an insult toward Velaryons—Irony of itself the Velaryons are more united than Targaryens, I noticed because dragons, although belonging to the same species, they end up destroying each other, marines cretures despite being different, they live in armony.
Okay I'm being annoying.Sorry sorry I'm just so happy to have a Velaryon reader here because there aren't manyyyyy😪
If Rhaena is marrying one of reader's son the other son could be Baela's betrothed🤔😳.
It could work if you want, the velaryon twins for the strong twins😂
The Sea Dragon, the Green queen and the clubfoot have won😈
hi, your messages never bother me no matter how long they are. in fact it makes me happy every time I see a notification in my tray ❤️
The truth is I'm not part of the poc community but I'm surprised by how few inclusive fics there are. I was sure that there would be many Velaryon Reader and when I entered the label I was surprised to see that there were so few.
Now talking about the MC of the sea-dragon, the clubfoot and the queen. I always imagined her and her children having dragons (more problems for Rhaenyra and Daemon 🤪)
I haven't introduced Reader's dragon yet but in part 2 I mentioned that she spends a lot of time in Dragon's Pit.
Reader with the greens kids:
It makes me laugh that you name Criston because all I know is that Reader hates him. He murdered Joffrey and went unpunished.
About Rhaenys and Corlys. They will definitely be around during Reader's pregnancy. Laena will also be there so we will see all the Velaryons in court 😉
I may have in mind the idea of marrying Baela to the other twin 🤭
I really liked your comparison between dragons and sea creatures. I had never thought about it before.
I hope you have a good day and thank you for your message 💖
#lu speaks#hotd x reader#the sea dragon the clubfoot and the green queen#thanks for the ask!#ask me anything#velaryon reader
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REAL DELULU YELLIN OUT MY MAAAANS 😜🤪😝
Why are people so mad about the reading I did for Mark's ideal type?:
Oh lord 🙄 so it seems people had expectations for the reading and thought it was going to be what they thought it would to be (or even wanted) vs thinking from Mark's perspective. They are in denial of the fact that Mark could be sexually attracted to such women and are babying him??? They don't want to acknowledge the fact Mark could actually have an active dating life. The way they view him is like a child, they can't fathom the thought of Mark having sex or being with an "alluring" type of woman. It's as if they want him to be with the type of girl they think he should be dating (what are they his mother? The entitlement! I just have to laugh 🤭). Some people could even be disappointed that they don't fit his ideal type 💀. They're just choosing to fight with me *sarcastic baby voice* because they think they know their precious Markie so well 🥺! Sigh 🤧😪 Instead of going by the saying "take what resonates and leave what doesn't" they're lashing out due to having poor self esteem.
Is it multiple people or just one person that keeps sending me anons to my inbox?:
Ew 😂! It's literally just only two of the same people who can't get over it. Embarrassing. I have a feeling these two might know each other or are possibly mutuals. If not, they both share in common that Mark is their bias and they are upset and shocked to hear about his love life. They wish it could be them. How boring 😴🥱 One thinks they are tough shit but is actually scary as hell because they can only talk shit on anon 😂. The other one seems to be in their feelings. Upset about the reading perhaps? Or what I said as a response? Can't please everyone I guess 🤷🏽♀️
What does Mark's future spouse have to say?:
Channeled song is Twinnem by Coi Leray.
"That's my twinnem, go, best friend
We killin' 'em (Yeah)
No new friends
Get rid of them"
At the end of the day Mark's future spouse is here to stay and they do not give a fuck about how people feel about it. "OH MY GOD🤬! I am never leaving! I am never leaving, I'm in this shit forever! 😃🤞"
They are someone who is very beautiful, confident, and wealthy on their own. They could possibly be popular or famous themselves. The style and beauty of the girls in the cards is a loooot similar to what was stated in the ideal type reading 😂... but let me not trigger the masses again 😮💨.
Channeled message for the collective:
"Don't meet your heroes if you aren't going to accept what you see. Once people show you who they are, believe them." Phew and ain't that the truth! Let em know spirit guides 🙌🏽🙏🏽! People want to idolize and be infatuated with a projected image of a mask people in the media have to put on every single day. They would have to face the truth that they don't actually know the celebrities they love and adore, so that scares them. The reason it's so scary to them is because they'd have to be honest with themselves about what behavior they exhibited in defense of their precious idols. You guys are putting absolute strangers onto a pedestal. Everything that glitters ain't gold. These celebrities are humans just like you. Do better.
Should I piss people off even more by giving the baddies what they want for fs/ideal type readings 😝?:
The cards have spoken... It's a yes bitches 🥳🎉! Can't argue with the universe about what's my calling 😌😘☺️. By providing such readings to my followers I am making a larger scale of people happy and I am allowing them to have fun! Some of the viewers are enjoying the possibility of it maybe being them (and there ain't nothing wrong with being a little bit delulu, as long as its in a healthy manner 😌🥰 keep it cute, don't be acting crazy and obsessive now lol). I could be even awakening some of my followers higher consciousness or helping them with the ability to manifest their desire. Overall, there is a sense of community happening for myself and my followers 💖, we will be able to celebrate about it soon!
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