My kids are gonna have parents that are madly in love with each other thats my plan
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if we date i’ll probably stare at you a lot, I like to admire what’s mine.
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I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks and it’s over a dumb tiktok of a dog reacting to nasty food
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old old texts from 10 months before my so and i started dating
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do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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i will unfriend, uncousin, uncoworker, unfollow, unfamily, a draining soul real quick lol
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I’m like romantic horny
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a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”
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