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shhhhimwatchingthis · 1 month

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just started the X-Files after years of Pop Culture osmosis, parody, references and memes

But holy shit did none of you prepare me for the pathetic wet cat rizz of Fox Mulder. Puppy dog eyes every other scene. He loses every stand off with every other government agent, military op, co-worker he bumps into. Sassy little quips in between getting his ass kicked and the puppy dog eyes. he's deeply traumatized. he has no social life. he never knows whats going on. he's one of the smartest people in any room he's in and knows more than most what's going on.

This guy is just sopping wet vibes, desperate need to believe, and love for Scully. Character of all time.

#the x files #x files #fox mulder #dana scully #x files season one #he drinks his respect women juice #he has a tragic past #he tries so hard #whats not to love #and contratsed with scully who is angry cool wicked smart tough as hell would trust her with my life

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p4ll3t · 7 months

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Lichen hoses this man down later

#undertale #sans #sans undertale #art #undertale au #underfell #farmfell #he drinks his respect women juice #farmfell sans #moss farmfell

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gmarseln · 1 year

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I can’t keep reading these wenclair fanfics where Ajax is portrayed as an abusive boyfriend/ex. It’s so, inaccurate.

Ajax may be a bit dopey but he’s nice and respectful. That’s that.

#he drinks his respect women juice #they massacred my boy #ajax petropolus #wednesday #wednesday addams #wednesday netflix #wednesday series #wenclair #mischaracterization #poor bby #what have they done

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gayrob0t · 1 year

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Ive been getting back into sketching lately and was trying to do some character design stuff except SOMEBODY put a weird horse in a can and I fell in love with him

#kill six billion demons #im an idiot #10 vigilent gaze purges the horizon #he drinks his respect women juice #which for an angel is pretty impressive

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falling-star-cygnus · 4 months

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Dot Barrett is such a violently in denial bisexual idek what to say about him at this point

"I'M GONNA GET RID OF ALL HOT GUYS" "You guys know... no one hates pretty guys more than me." "Bye, pretty boy >:)"

no straight man says all that

#i love him though #he drinks his respect women juice #and loves his friends #mashle #mashle magic and muscles #dot barrett #in denial #bisexual #violently in denial bisexual #enemies to lovers

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picklebrinedgoblinmind · 1 year

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This is so niche, but I would sell my soul to see Brendan Fraser play Melvin Blevins.

#he drinks his respect women juice #he's dedicated everything to protecting those that need it #he doesn't understand everything that's happening but he's ride or die #he's appalachian rick o'connell #fight me #old gods of appalachia #brendan fraser

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beauty-proof · 2 months

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Ole Munch is so beautiful and he should be told that he is.

He is gorgeous and kind of...majestic? He's beautiful in the way that a dangerous wild animal is beautiful.

Don't get me started on his physical form or his personality because we will be here for days.

#he drinks his respect women juice #tall wide full head of hair cut jawline omg #ole munch

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icequeen-07 · 2 years

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OKAY OKAY I'M HAVING SOME MAX RELATED THOUGHTS HERE GUYS HEAR ME OUT NOW. Warning for swears I guess (if you've read literally any of my posts askdjfh-)

So, Max says 'son of a binky bonky' it's goofy and really cute, but it's replacing 'son of a bitch'

I've replayed this game and watched other people play it a TON. Maybe upwards of ten to fifteen times. He only says 'bitch' once, and that's if Laura is clinical when he's turning. So he only says it when he's not himself, and even after he kind of recoils before moving farther away from Laura to keep her as safe as he is able.

Like, y'all, Max swears a lot. Him saying son of a binky bonky doesn't take away from the fact that he cusses. He just doesn't say the word 'bitch' which is a 👀👀👀 fascinating lil detail.

#the quarry #max brinly #HE DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE #it's a detail no one else pointed out lol #like yes emma covers her swears sometimes #sign of someone working with kids I get it #but max just doesnt say the b word #tumblr might snipe me so forgive me lol #he has many opportunities #to say it too #but he doesnt #is kinda a fun detail #also im tired of people watering him down to #oh look he doesnt cuss! :)#when he CLEARLY does

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dragonhotcoffee · 2 years

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How I sleep knowing Steve Harrington would beat Nate from Euphoria to death with that nail bat if he ever met him

#stranger things #steve harrington #he drinks his respect women juice #euphoria #anti nate jacobs #are there people who are pro nate jacobs? i wonder #steve would kill a real human monster #change my mind #oop they found that jock's body in a dumpster next county over? curious

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junosartsthetic · 2 years

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Might fuck around and write a Hol Horse fic. I’ve been thinking about him a lot. Maybe I’ll just write up some headcanons. I just need to word vomit about him. He’s got me makin’ heart eyes and shit. He’s got a special place in my heart. <3

#idk why i needed to make an entire post about this #im just thinking #about him #my mans #he was a cowboy before cowboys were cool #gyro and johnny are cool and all but hol horse was the original cowboy #just sayin #he also respects women #he may be a womanizer #but hes also a himbo #he drinks his respect women juice #and i love that in a man #anyway ill stop #hol horse #shitposting #shitpost #shitposts #this is a shitshow and im the ringleader

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z-mizcellaneous-z · 1 year

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I genuinely think you're fun. I enough your posts and that's my first impression!

i love it when people find roundabout ways to tell me im totally fucking unhinged LMAO

but ty! much love to you <33 /plat

#also off topic but #WE STAN KIRISHIMA HERE #HE DRINKS HIS RESPECT WOMEN JUICE #HE'S MANLY AS SHIT #AND I AM IN LOVE WITH HIM #IF I MARRY A MAN AS HALF AS MANLY AS KIRI I HAVE WON IN LIFE #asks #answered asks #mizismiz

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iliveonpurespiteandcoffeealone · 2 years

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I freaking love Percy Jackson so much like…

who wouldn’t want a boyfriend who loves you dearly, values your opinion, is protective, can fight, has messy black hair, sea green eyes, a sword named riptide, full name is Perseus Jackson, respects women

#I love Percy Jackson so much #he’s so precious #i love him #so much #he drinks his respect women juice #sally Jackson would have it no other way #And his relationship with Annabeth #ugh i love them #I’m so excited for the tv show #I hope it goes better than the movies #But that’s not a very high bar

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oddballism · 6 months

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This is Important

*It is to me, at least

Credit under the cut for where I got the images:

Images 1 & 2:

@belphegor1982 : https://www.tumblr.com/belphegor1982/162517819650/belphegor1982-my-aesthetic-is-donald-being-darn?source=share

Images 3,4, & 5:

@fethrybestduck : https://www.tumblr.com/fethrybestduck/164739198636/wanna-read-dellas-debut-story-the-first-one-that?source=share

Direct link to the Imgur : https://imgur.com/a/3iGqH

#parallels #donald duck drinks respect women juice #he's so proud of the women in his family #hortense and della are awesome #epic mother/daughter duo #disney ducks #duckverse #duck comics #ducktales #donald duck #hortense mcduck #della duck #scrooge mcduck #huey dewey and louie #huey duck #dewey duck #louie duck

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feelingtheaster99 · 8 months

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I’m rewatching Fantasy High and Fabian’s responses to The Hangman during their season one interactions are some of my favorite moments:

“Yes, yes, in due time, Bike. Now, to the ice cream shoppe!”

“BIKE! Hangman! No! No, we don’t talk about women in that way! … but she is rather cute”

“Well, I mean just make sure on the yellows, like just push through.”

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jakeperalta · 5 months

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thinking about how men only have to do the barest of minimums to get soo much credit for respecting women. literally a man can be like "I think sometimes women can be smart" and he'll get a hundred women being like wow feminist king 😍😩🙌

#the bar is on the FLOOR these days #like i really have no feelings about travis kelce but he referred to women as breeders THIS YEAR which is surely the biggest ick #and yet now there's a million swifties praising him for 'drinking his respecting women juice 😌'#all men have to do is not actively hate women and they get praised can we please have some STANDARDS #talking

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snikkts · 6 months

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FAVOURITE HISTORICAL FIGURES 1/∞ ↳ Matilda of Flanders, Queen of England and Duchess of Normandy

❛ The coronation ordo for Matilda incorporated three important new phrases; 'constituit reginam popolo' - the Queen is placed by God among the people; 'regalis imperii ... esse participem' - the Queen shares royal power; and 'laetatur gens Anglica domini imperio regenda et reginae virtutis providential gubernanda' - the English people are blessed to be ruled by the power and the virtue of the Queen. ❜ Queens Consort: England's Medieval Queens by Lisa Hilton. ❛ Matilda's achievements as Duchess of Normandy and Queen of England had been considerable. ... Far from being a meek and submissive wife and consort, subject entirely to her husbands will, she had wielded authority in her own right and had enjoyed an independence of action matched by few of her contemporaries. ❜ Matilda by Tracy Borman.

#mine #*historybaes #historicwomendaily #historyedit #11th century #matilda of flanders #william the conqueror #userraffa #userhallie #useral #tusermalina #i just fucking love this woman there are no words #and THEM #we love a man who actually loves his wife #i honestly believe the rumours about him hurting her or her refusing him are just #anti norman propeganda #'we hate william he threw his wife about by her hair!!!'#william- planning his wifes coronation and drinking his respect women juice: wait what

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