had a vision for samfro modern au where Gollum is Frodo's ugly weird wrinkly fucking cat that hates Sam...

Hi everyone! I'm very excited for my move to [New City Redacted] to work at [New Aquarium Redacted], and thankfully my personal moving expenses are covered. But with me relocating, my roommate needs a little bit of help in putting down a security deposit and covering other expenses for his own long-distance move elsewhere.

If you all had anything to spare and could help him out, even a small donation would be much appreciated by both of us! If you let me know that you donated, I will even tell you a cool animal fact I've learned in my time as a wildlife educator.

Here's a very cute picture of our beavers to motivate you!~

Please let this be the last one, I want to pretend I still have dignity.

i still think about "aye moira am oan the protein" way too often

reblog to pet prev

enough reclaiming slurs, I think in 2023 we should reclaim nascar. they banned the confederate flag on all properties & their stance on lgbtq+ isn’t just performative bc in 2013 they fined a driver 10k for using a homophobic slur, condemned indiana in a statement for an anti lgbt law, and partnered w carolina’s lgbt+ chamber of conference in 2022. nascar was founded by anti-cop moonshiners/bootleggers who drove suped-up fords to out-run the police. #yaaascar

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

The Beast that Bothers

Decepticon high command being the same jokers in every continuity

part 1

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

Off work, might fuck around and imagine a better world later

I got nothing against ABO even if it's not my thing, but something about stumbling onto it with old man yaoi particularly rankles because like-

Give that omega menopause you fucking cowards