unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

Sometimes I forget how absolutely insane basic Homestuck concepts probably sound to people who haven't read it

when you criticize or make fun of something and you get one person going "nobody says that" followed by someone saying that

honestly the funniest thing abt breaking bad is walter causing his own issues and then surprised abt it like jesse will be like yo mr white i don’t think working with the joker is a super good idea and walts like shut up jesse u idiot and then at the end of the season walt’s like jesse we have to kill the joker

art is about spending an embarrassing amount of time trying to get something to look right giving up and then moving on to do it slightly better next time. at some point if you're an exhibitionist you then post it for internet strangers to look at.

you can butch4butchify anything if you have the warrior's spirit

me, a person with an iron deficiency: heh try and get me now magneto

magneto: *hurls a lamppost through my chest, killing me instantly*

Day 3 - Changeling

Our hands are no longer tied.

Did not see a single one of those coming

I'm truly at my worst when with friends

Les Garçons, if you will

if prev had your luxury credit card what would the credit card information be

2009:A Strider Odyssey

Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.