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cod-dump · 11 months

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Ship Idea: Hutch/Horangi

Hutch is straight. Has always dated women and has never been interested in men before. Then he joins KorTac and meets one of the permanent residents at base and his whole world is turned upside down. Horangi makes him rethink his sexuality because he's attracted to him.

But only him.

Hutch has yet to meet another man that makes him feel the way Horangi makes him feel. Apparently the attraction is mutual when Horangi starts to flirt with him. Hutch falls so fast and Horangi was already at the bottom waiting for him. They keep their relationship a secret from everyone else. KorTac was a business, a private military that doesn't fuck around. Though they're private about their relationship, others do notice their closeness.

Horangi is gay but because of his culture and how Koreans view homosexuality, he hid that part of himself. When he's forced to leave his home country because of his debt to the mafia that his gambling addiction got him into, he finds himself able to date men and not force himself to be with someone he's not interested in because of his family's expectations.

They already disowned him the moment he got entwined with the mafia, might as well embrace who he really is. He dates around, even messes with Colonel Konig but that doesn't go anywhere. Then he meets Hutch and is immediately attracted to him.

#i have no idea where this came from but it WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE #i can't keep it to myself anymore #have my crack ship #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #kim horangi hong jin #darnell hutch hutchinson #ship idea #crack ship

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cringefail-clown · 5 months

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hey remember the post i made that brodad in turnabout would be absolutely hilarious? because i remember. and i cannot forget. and now im thinking about it constantly

please send help

#homestuck #turnabout au #homestuck turnabout #dad crocker #bro strider #kind of #hal strider #lil hal #dave strider #june egbert #fellas why do i always make a crack ship in my mind for the funnys and it ends up consuming me in a serious manner #i need to stop doing that #no but fr i have this one idea about their relationship post canon on earth c and i am going to EXPLODE #old man yaoi strikes again and im too weak for that #brodad #john egbert

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introspectivememories · 4 months

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been watching mashle and oh my god, the eugenics???? the way lance's parents were so ready to give up their daughter??? no second thought???? just "why did this child have to be born to us?"???? um everyone talking in mash's face about how non-magic people are inherently worthless???? the triple line dude fucking making dolls out of people and somehow no one??? is??? checking him???? and then when questioned immediately jumping into "well humans are little more than mindless beasts and i will become a creator deity and reshape the world in my liking!"????? the, um, corruption in the government??? the way this story is so clearly "h*rry p*tter if it was actually funny"??? the slytherin coded characters are blood purists???? they took out hufflepuff??? one of the magia lupus' mage's powerset was just big shuriken???? another one is rip off kisame???? lance is a siscon and the first thing mash says is "that doesn't make it better"???? lemon is genuinely so fuckin funny??? dot is incel-coded but like in a funny way??? dot says that lance is playing life on "easy mode" cause lance has a good face??? dot likes tea??? dot has good manners??? everybody only has one spell they can use??? finn ames is like if you transported is regular human into this stupid ass world??? i think the old man and the cop have explored each others bodies.

#so many baffling things #the show is genuinely funny tho #mash and lance have something going on and i stg this isn't just me putting my shipping goggles on #also lance is a siscon but like in the most non-weirdest way possible??? like he just doesn't want his baby sis to die #and like yeah the power of her photo is enough for him to fling himself backward into a wall hard enough that it cracks #but he's not like in love with her or whatever. bare minimum victories ig #also when the rap starts it gets sooo hype #not to talk about h*rry p*tter in 2024 but why did they take out hufflepuff??#that was the only good house #everybody else in that world seem insufferable but hufflepuff seemed like you could get along with them #also they need to stop talking shit about non-magic people in front of mash's face #mashle magic and muscles #mashle #lemon irvine #dot barrett #finn ames #mash burnedead #lance crown

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ssalballoon · 5 months

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i think they'd be very gentle with each other 🪻

#this may be a bit niche um. anyway!#shadowheart doing that Thing comparing the size of her hand to gale's like “wow... your hands are so much bigger than mine”#i like the idea of both gale and sh having physical consequences of their respective religious scars #ie. gale having a rotting arm and sh's scarred hand cracking with every flareup #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #shadowheart #jenevelle hallowleaf #my art #bg3 fanart #galeheart #i haven't seen as much stuff about these two so hopefully it's not massively ooc... i will learn...🙇#idk their ship name..#shadowweave

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 5 months

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Thank you all for voting in the poll to decide who was going to be the leader of the band! It turned out to be such a close race!

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #madam lan #A-qing #Band AU #(Reminder that Madam Lan's design inspiration goes to Qourmet!)#Madam Lan may have been the winner per vote count but there were so many strong advocates for A-Qing!#I played around with a few versions of what the 'poll winner' art was going to be and ultimately decided I wanted them both.#As any good theater love knows though - The battle for leadership was a ruse. They *all* get a chance to be featured.#Cooperation was the real end goal! However I do think these two have the best frontman energy of the group.#Or at least 'crowd favourite' energy. I also really loved hearing what people thought their vocal styles would be like!#This was probably one of my favourite polls to do and I love drawing these characters a lot B*)#I'd love to spend a bit more time in this AU so count on me bringing it back.#One thing I keep feeling like I need to redeem myself on is Madam Lan's Translucent skirt. I have *not* done the concept justice yet.#It is such a crack-platonic ship but I want to think Madam Lan and A-Qing would enjoy each other's company.#Possibly also with JYL as well. They can be like mutually beneficial therapy dogs to each other.#Madam Lan never got to see her kids grow up into teenagers after all. She only had sons. Never daughters.#Even if she saw her kids once a month we do know she treated them with so much love and kindness.#She would bite the shit out of YZY for yelling at JYL. What a sight to see. A-Qing would also start biting (for fun).

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viv-url · 8 months

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claudevain sketch dump ...

#my art #sketches #claudevain #fe3h #it's a crack ship and a rare pair and yet it's an everything bagel #they can be fun and toxic and serious and romantic and angsty all at once #i need everyone to understand that it is a valid ship despite the fact that they have literally never been seen in the same room together #IT'S NOT A DELUSION IT'S CALLED LOST POTENTIAL AND IT'S MY JOB TO USE MY POWERS TO SHOW YOU ALL WHAT IT COULD BE #look forward to more tomorrow

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l3viat8an · 1 year

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Barbatos: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together.…

MC:*Throwing the key out the window* Truly unfortunate.

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orionsangel86 · 10 months

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Suddenly remembering the best and funniest Good Omens fanfiction I ever read which was set at a mutual Heaven and Hell "work party" and all the demons had bets to see who could bed an angel by the end of the night. It was hilarious and of course you read it presuming that Crowley will win but be gentlemanly enough to not claim the prize - which of course is what happens, but at the last minute it hits you around the face by revealling that Beelzebub hooked up with Gabriel

and well.

I think I'm gonna go reread that fic...

#true story this fic was the first time i even considered ineffable beurocracy #i dont think i even knew the ship name until after i read that fic #I hope the writer is having a great day today #once my emotions have calmed down and I've stopped spiralling over the last 10 mins of GOS2 #I think its really gonna hit me that they made a former crack ship canon #BEFORE CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE #unbelievable #Neil Gaiman I do wonder if maybe you've spent too long on tumblr #you clearly think like one of us #lmao #good omens #good omens season 2 spoilers

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foursaints · 6 months

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hi do u like unironically ship bartylily

sorry it sounds like im hating im not im just genuinely curious bc ive never heard of it before lol

i think they’re really neat and i’m dead serious

#a #but yeah i genuinely like them 😔 sometimes the crack ship isn’t a crack ship when you’re insane enough #i post a lot about them in their tag if you want to hear my thoughts behind the pairing lmao ->#bartylily #but at the simplest level. they are my favorites and it’s funny to imagine and i want lily to have fun & be irresponsible. also they’re hot #foursaints art tag #barty crouch jr #lily evans

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pridoo · 1 year

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ok ok I rarely like het ships but when I do it usually has 1. enemies to lovers trope 2. size difference trope. It's just too funny to me that both Leia and Luke would fall for a mandalorian lmao, disaster twins. And we all know Leia likes big guys (side eyes Chewie)

Don't take it too seriously lol, I saw someone mention PazLeia and was like huh! That hits the smol and tol switch in my brain, I can be into that.

Happy DinLuke Anniversary ❤️

#dinluke #pazleia #skydalorian #lukedin #leia organa #luke skywalker #paz vizla #crack ship #what? I like to have fun and there are no serious ships in my books #only tragic and kooky ones #sw art #comics #my art

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cyberpunkaddict · 2 months

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