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daisiesonafield-blog · 2 years

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OMG it's his annoying jokester laugh! I can't with him! He's really like 'i'm gonna be as much of an annoying lil brother as i can and mess with emma's dress train to prank them all night long' dksfhekusdhfljhlh

#annoying lil brother #emma corrin #lil weirdo flower child #harry's humor #harry's jokes #my policeman #tiff 2022 #tiff #toronto film festival 2022 #toronto film festival #harry at tiff #my policeman premiere #tiff tribute award for performance

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rosemarilee · 6 months

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Regulus and Harry first meet

Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…

Harry: you’re short

Regulus: no you’re short

Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short

Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be

Harry: so you chose to be short

Regulus: I’m fucking your dad

Harry: I don’t know what that means

#your dad #marauders #harry potter #james loves regulus #jegulus #james potter #regulus black #slytherin skittles #regulus being regulus #regulus loves james #jegulus incorrect quotes #short jokes #regulus and harry #jegulus raising harry

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likeprongstostars · 3 months

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godfathers dayy

#sorry for the overused joke i couldn't hold it #marauders fanart #marauders era #regulus black #regulus black fanart #sirius black #sirius black fanart #black brothers #harry potter #luna lovegood #my art

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daddiesdrarryy · 26 days

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Remus: So you and Pads’s brother are just sleeping together now?

James: Yeah, and I’m not great at casual relationships. I don’t want to scare Reggie off

Remus: Then just give him some space, all right? Don’t Floo, don't write him letters, don’t call

James: That’s crazy, Moony. What if I see a sunset that reminds me of him?

Remus: …

Remus: When do you see him next?

James: We’re having dinner tonight

Remus: Okay, put a rubber band around your wrist, and any time you start planning your wedding or naming your children, I want you to stab yourself in the hand with a fork

James: What’s the rubber band for?

Remus: To slow the bleeding

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14106 · 5 months

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hii i'm workin on a disco elysium dating sim here's a preview i dont accept critics btw <3

#mine #disco elysium #this is a joke.... in case someone doesnt catch the reference T_T #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi

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visismu · 7 months

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"Bitches know they can't catch me (Vroom, vroom) Cute, sexy and my ride's sporty (Vroom, vroom) Those slugs know they can't catch me (Vroom, vroom) Beep, beep"

#I'm sorry but I've had this stupid joke drawing stuck in my head for so long #such a stupid post i'm so sorry #where is the car's door....well...#kim kitsuragi #kimharry #harry dubois #disco elysium

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placeboelysium · 1 month

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I'm so sorry to whoever most definitely did this already but I have not seen it yet

(credits to @hadrosoh for coming up with the usernames because I could not)

Also I have so many WIPs rn bear with me

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milleeeeeee · 1 year

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looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you; Remus

looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll; Sirius

looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll; James

looks like could kill you, would kill you; Regulus

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pterygoidwalk · 8 months

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idk I just work here

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #i wanna tw the question he asks but its the whole joke so

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starrylayle · 1 month

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To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰