top 5 hottest f1 drivers BUT if they were genderbent

Easiest question of my life anon. But the results may shock you, be gentle with me.

5. Yuki Tsunoda

Short snappy brunet(te) with a temper what is NOT to love about Yuki Tsunoda in all forms. She’s also a beautiful woman.

4. Checo Perez

God I know I’m shocked too. But ever since I saw this one tiktok I’m sold, if Checo had been Checa I fear I would have been her n1 supporter for no reasons other than [REDACTED]

3. Oscar Piastri

This picture. Enough said.

2. Lewis Hamilton

Lewis is an excellent looking specimen no matter the gender presentation. As a woman, she would be so fine she would be making me stutter. Exhibit A:

1. Liam Lawson

I’m happy for him but it’s a crime against ME that Liam Lawson is not a woman. I mean, LOOK AT HER, she’s literally wife material. Very hot wife material at that. (thanks to @lightmymcqueen95 for the below material).

I finally got to do Blue for the #colorwheelchallenge! Since i have started i knew who was going to be in it. How could i not do my shark baby boy Kojiro?

Have way through colouring him I remembered "Wait... This is my own colourwheelchallange challange... I can do what I want!" And so I added my own character Banksy!

We are nearing the end! Only 2 more colours left, next is purple.

Febuwhump Day 17: Hostage situation

Characters: Jim Moriarty, Sebastian Moran

Content warnings: abduction, extortion, threats, restraints, injury

We have Moriarty, the text reads. We will kill him unless you do exactly as we say. There is an eight figure sum, a time and a location. And a picture.

It's definitely Jim, on his knees, wrists ziptied together in front of him. He has a black eye and a split lip, but his expression of desperate terror has Sebastian laughing with relief.

He turns up at the specified time and place, even brings along a bag of cash for the look of the thing.

Several men in balaclavas strut out to meet Sebastian. One trains a handgun on him while another pats him down. He doesn't notice the garotte in the pocket of Sebastian's coat. It's embarrassing, really.

Another couple of men take Sebastian's bag and rifle through it. It's nowhere near the demanded amount but they don't bother to count it.

Jim is hauled in and thrown to his knees. He stays there, bound hands raised high and trembling. When he catches sight of Sebastian his face lights up with surprise and hope.

"Mr Moran! Please," he stammers, in a decidedly English accent, "don't let them hurt me any more."

One of the men presses his handgun to Jim's head and Jim actually whimpers.

Sebastian barks out a laugh.

"Nice try, lads," he says to the men in balaclavas, ignoring Jim entirely. "You think you nabbed Moriarty? The Moriarty?"

He pauses, lets the confusion and doubt spread.

"That's just one of his fucking accountants."

"I tried to tell them-" Jim begins but Sebastian just clicks his tongue and Jim falls silent.

"Look, no harm done. You can even keep the cash. It's been a right laugh, thanks. But I'd make myself scarce if I were you... before the real Moriarty destroys you all, just for the insult."

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

a comic/zine about coyotes

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

the only reason fem!Zoro would wear a wedding dress

"this is regrettably the best kiss of your life, you understand?"

I have been grabbed by nostalgia for a certain show I started to watch the first few live-action episodes of..

a what-if i've been thinking about for forever... trucy knowing the truth before anyone could tell her

I will never be over Leo’s 4D chess play in “Many Unhappy Returns”. Like, just in general it is a spectacle to see this character who we’ve seen goofing around time and time again, who’s only sometimes decided to take things seriously, only to show him making a maneuver like that.

And here’s what gets me the most about his plan against Big Mama: he comes up with it on the spot. The second he sees that Big Mama has the solution they need, he’s already in game mode.

It is so satisfying watching the episode back when you realize his plan, because he literally sets the stage entirely for a decisive victory. He sees that the champion is a kraken, and comes up with both the solution to defeating it and a reasonable excuse to get that solution into the battle with them on the fly:

“Like your champ aaand those six guys. In fact, we don’t want this over too quickly. You should armor up those rookies. The whole shebang. Especially with these pointy helmets.”

And this is why giving him teleportation powers is perfect, too. He analyzes the battlefield and makes use of all the assets, moving pieces around to guarantee a win. It is honestly so impressive to witness and one of my favorite parts of his character.

TW drug use/blood

Bad bitches that need psychiatric treatment

From now on, I'm just going to assume that anyone who calls Gale any variation of "pompous", "arrogant", "annoying", "a jerk", or anything to that effect, and talks at length about how they hate him and/or have killed him, is just bellyaching and being a baby over them not understanding his speech. That's right, at this point I'm ascribing a literal skill issue to being wrong about a fictional character.

Aww, poor baby, did the Mean Wizard hurt your tiny, smooth widdle brain by saying "adroit"? Did his correct use of "foeti", the latinate plural of "foetus", frighten you? Aww, I'm so sowwy. That must be so tough for you, being so scared of fun words and the general concept of whimsy. I can't hear you over myself tongue-kissing the pretty man with the calf-eyes and the slutty waist.

Some sketches for the ShadowZel enjoyers based on the wonderful fic by @mermaidandthedrunks , to feel love (like a sinner). It's gays on their worst behavior so of course I highly recommend it.

They’re out of time (cancelled)

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What do we think? I think he's like the coolest scientist to ever science

HEY HAPPY 2000 FOLLOWERS‼️HOW DID THAT HAPPEN SO QUICK?????

I'm genuinely so shocked about that I'm so so glad you're all enjoying this AU so far hehehe:D

Also I just made the 1000 followers celebration post like a month ago or something??wow

Here's the guy ‼️‼️ I wanted to practice drawing him quickly and in different poses. I think I achieved that, all this was made with just the lasso fill tool it was soooo fun and I loved not being worried about details just SHAPE

ALL SHAPE (and colors)