my dad just came in and asked me why there are spoons in the fridge. like I'M supposed to know (i put them in there this morning)

Look I’m all for aroace rep in my silly little shows. But I genuinely can’t help but wonder if Luffy would be even AWARE he’s ace/ aroace. Like. He knows what sex is. And crushes. And romance and stuff. I mean he dogs on Sanji for it and ace if you read that one scene with Makino that way. But like he never strives for it himself. And sure a moment with Ace or with the bandits where they teased him about liking a girl or getting a girlfriend and he just. Couldn’t fathom the idea and that made him so confused that someone said “oh that probably means your ace/aroace” and Luffy has just accepted it, would be kinda funny and sweet

But it’s infinitely funnier if he doesn’t know. Like. He knows what it is and all that, but it’s never once occurred to him that it’s meant to apply to him too. Like, never once does think he’s meant to like someone. He’s meant to be king of the not smooch people!! That’s Sanji’s thing!! And like whether the crew is dating each other or not doesn’t matter, they have definitely talked preferences. And it’s been a on going mystery/joke to figure out Luffy’s type. They definitely thought he was gay for a little while but that idea eventually gets shot down.

Everyone eventually figuring out Luffy is ace/ aroace except ironically, Luffy.

my fatal flaw is that I love to be unnecessarily mysterious. I will sprinkle intriguing little facts about myself on social media and then never mention them again for the ✨mystique✨

Actual things I have done in assignments for school:

• used Two Trucks by Lemon Demon in a project; started out the connective paragraph with "okay, hear me out"

• "I love me some semicolons"

• on an assignment where we had to graph "I ❤️ MATH", I thought "wouldn't it be funny if this said I heart meth" and I wrote that instead subconsciously. In pen.

• made a ranking of all the Stardew Valley spouses and presented it (I got an A+)

• Decorated a worksheet with so many Stella Octangulas that my math teacher had to have a talk with me about it

putting on the gentlest sweetest saddest music ever to go read the most eyeblisteringly explicit porn ever written

Girl, I respect the hate for blazed posts, but the Jesus shit made me wanna throttle YOU into the sun instead of the OP. I went to your blog with the intent to block a TERFy Jesus freak, & now idk if I wanna kiss you or strangle you

Time to start writing my thoughts and prayers on this blog. I am here to release and reveal.

At any moment I could be thinking about any of these men. Beware.

The funniest thing about being so invested in fashion, and finding it so fascinating is that

I literally

wear the Canadian tuxedo. Every. day. Denim on denim. Motorcycle boots I have owned for nearly a decade.

Every day without change. Identical black shirts bought in bulk once every few years.

I have literally been told that I dress like a bisexual werewolf from a teen film.

When I say my music taste is broad and varied I mean my spotify wrapped had Otis Redding next to 100gecs

scathing libel about f trumper written by f trumper

"It is done, my Champion. When this world comes to heel, you will be my blade in the dark. Together we will remind mortals why they once feared the night."

Guess who just finished Mordremoth's Fang the other night. :)

assorted old and somewhat unfinished oc art (except the second one thats recent)

//Lute texting Adam in the middle of the night and it's just this

Gotta say, running a full and proper Carian Knight build in Elden Ring so far has been both very fun and decently strong, commanding pretty alright damage, strong versatility at many ranges, a very wide and variable moveset with plenty of tools for almost any situation, and frighteningly good pressure when applied correctly!

so far it seems like the biggest weakness of this build so far is realizing that in order to make it work the way I want I'm gonna have to level Intelligence, Dexterity, Strength, Endurance, Mind and Vigor simultaneously

Early game (which I'm still in, so I can't speak for mid or late game yet) it seems very hungry for levels, and it's been something of a struggle to get this character off the ground

That said, despite the slower start she's showing a lot of promise already, I just hope she doesn't drastically fall off in effectiveness around Mountaintops, like some other builds I've run