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thekenobee · 2 years

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so I was wondering why did they decide to focus on Dooku and Ahsoka of all the characters in "Tales Of The Jedi" and it hit me -it's a story about two different paths you can go down once you decide to leave the Jedi Order

Either you choose:

To give in to your grief and live as a villain- Dooku

Or fill your heart with hope and become the beacon of light the galaxy desperately needs- like Ahsoka

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lokh · 29 days

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#there is twitter discourse happening.#poll #to be fair the discourse in part appears to be a misunderstanding #of the correlation between how often u wash linens/clothes and how often u change them #because. apparently to some people having more than one set of sheets is unimaginable?????#thats not the question here though #this may vary based on the season? or any other reason #i thought my answer was pretty reasonable but there are ppl on twitter that r like #if ur not doing it every week ur nasty. and genuinely.... u think im gonna go thru the effort #of changing it every fucking week.......#genuinely not here to judge i think theres a lot of factors into when u change sheets #but i refuse to believe people are Actually doing it every week. i want to know the circumstances #i guess if u r sweaty or the weather is really bad or ur fucking every night idk.

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theonewhowails · 6 months

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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is

bonus? lmao

#my art #cotl #i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease #hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty #like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years #like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit #and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii #its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how #gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this

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dat1angel · 11 months

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Danny the tiktok star

DPxDC au

So Danny, as any high school teen would do, makes videos on the latest video sharing social media site. In this case that's tiktok, although if we look at the time that Danny Phantom came out Vine might be more appropriate...

Either way, he makes silly little videos that range from funny jokes, A Day in the Life at Casper High, Space Fact Friday, POV: You live in Amity Park, roasting whatever ghost happens to be attacking that day, ect. He gains a small following of people who like his content but it's nowhere near being able at call himself tiktok famous. Until one post...

"Hello, my name is Danny, and this is my Official Application for Bruce Wayne to adopt me"

He jokes about how he is a young teen male with black hair, blue eyes, and a questionable home life which makes him the perfect candidate for a Bruce Wayne adoptee. The video goes viral so Danny leans into the bit and starts making more of that content. Photoshoping myself into a Wayne family photo, What I would wear to a Wayne gala, Taking a 'Which Wayne Are You' quiz.

When the Wayne kids find his account they think it's hilarious and keep an eye for new posts from him. One day Tim is stuck in a boring WE meeting so when he gets a notification that Danny posted a new video he will gladly take the distraction. He wasn't expect what he would find...

The video opens with the camera facing Danny, but he's not in any of his usual filming locations. It's hard to tell what exactly is happening around him but there's shouting in the distance and the sound of sirens. In fact, it looks as if Danny is leaning against an ambulance. Danny looks unusually pale and has what looks like a shock blanket wrapped around his shoulders. The camera is shakey and when he speaks his voice comes out weak.

"Hey guys... It's Danny. You know how I joke a lot about being adopted by Bruce Wayne?..."

Danny pauses and takes a shakey breath. It seems like he loses his grip on the phone for a moment because the camera fumbles before being held upright again. It's not a great view, but viewers can catch a glimpse of a destroyed building in the background, firefighters still working to get all the flames doused. When Danny starts speaking again he seems to choke on the words.

"W-Well, something happened and.. I'm k-kinda and orphan now? So uh..." Danny gives a small sad sounding chuckle that fades into a light cough, "this is my official application for Bruce Wayne to adopt me. Internet, do your thing..."

The video ends.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #fic prompt #danny makes tiktoks #they're pretty funny #the nasty burger explosion #his family is dead now #hes sad #dannys an orphan #you thought it was gonna be cute and silly but it was sad

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trashofmanyships · 8 months

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Can’t believe we’re gonna see Ed and Stede fuck on screen what a time to be alive

#stede is going to make sure Ed is well fed and warm then they’re gonna fuck nasty #and you know what #they absolutely deserve it #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd spoilers #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #the gentleman pirate #gentlebeard #taika waititi #rhys darby

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moghedien · 2 months

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no but you don’t understand how much Lae’zel’s romance starting with having the most crazy nasty rough sex imaginable multiple times then turning into her being like “w-what if we k-kissed 🥺 and we held hands 👉👈 m-maybe you can hold me gently 🥺👉👈” is RUINING ME

#like SHE is the one that decided the sex was gonna be rough and nasty #and was like ‘this is normal sex’#but actually she’s secretly into some freaky shit #she needs to gently kiss your forehead and stroke your cheek while gazing into your eyes #lae'zel #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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knifearo · 5 months

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"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at 😭

#exclusionists will act like they're in the fucking trenches when they're posting #as if they're not taking the time to walk into someone else's community without provocation and start being nasty.#saw a post the other day that was saying smth aphobic and was like 'it's true and we should be allowed to say it'#babe nobody's Stopping you. you can say whatever the fuck you want.#thing is though that when you say shitty things. people don't typically like it <3 #anyway die mad sorry that you fell for heteronormativity and amatonormativity and assume both to be the norm.#i'm gonna keep creating community with other queer people and you are more than welcome to go off and die alone <3 #also if you're fr going into ace discourse in the year of our lord 2024. jesus fucking christ get a hobby #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #aspec #talking #asexual #ace discourse #ace exclusion

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littledemo0n · 10 months

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No are we gonna ignore that episode or..??

#sketch #ilustracion #digital ilustration #shitpost #transformers #transformers earthspark #shockwave #twitch malto #thrash malto #jawbreaker malto #nightshade malto #hashtag malto #nah but seriously #i didnt understand the sudden change of heart #anyways #what would season 2 be about?#the therapy ark?#that's gonna be a nasty bill for the maltos that's for sure #i want a fun innocent vacation epsiode where everyone goes to the beach or its a silly little cabin covered in snow #let the children be children pleaaaaaasssree #pleaseee #no more death #just let them be their age for more than 5 SECONDS!!!#i gagged at the tentacle episode that shit was disgusting #so happy mandroid and the other lady are dead though :)#i hope it hurted #i also hope they stay dead #they better not pull a transformers on my little transformers show #maccadam

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stargirlrchive · 6 months

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johnny def stuffs your favorite panties into his duffle when he leaves for a mission !! and being the good lil gf that you are, once he’s back and lounging on the bed, you tell him you’re gonna wash his clothes.

he’s still so sleepy and spent that he forgets all about the fabric, that’s still sticky because he couldn’t help himself before coming back home to you.

and your a little stunned when you find them in his duffle because you had been looking for them for weeks. having bought a new set of them because you loved them so much.

your face flushes when you realize that they’re covered in his sticky cum.

and when you tell him of your little discovery he doesn’t even bat an eye. just pulls you back into the mattress for the third round. using your sticky panties to shove into your mouth to keep you quiet.

#he’s nasty ! i want him #posting this now because idk how i feel about it and im gonna go mimis #john soap mactavish #soap x reader #soap x reader smut #soap x female reader

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spoonmoment119 · 11 months

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anyone who doesn't ship grumbo CLEARLY has never watched grian's season 6. he's insane. he'd do anything for mumbo.

#tbf id also do anything for mumbo #but not NEARLY as gay as grian #spoon rambles #grumbo #apologies to the scarian shippers but this is a grumbo blog always and forever <3 #don't get me wrong. scarians nice....... but have you SEEN grian's s6.#have you SEEN what kind of nasty freaky they get up to in the futuristic district #.................................grian said i love you to mumbo #twice #don't believe me? well i guess you're just gonna have to watch his s6 and see for yourself #hermitshipping

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sandpapersnowman · 2 months

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Johnny Berchtold shot by ALLTHEDEADBOYS (Carter Smith), August 2023, serving us a safety pin necklace with three glow in the dark pony beads on it

(full photoshoot is HERE)

#Johnny berchtold #the passenger #allthedeadboys #Carter smith #I want to be the Carter Smith of nasty women's photography I want a dingey studio with a porno couch #where I take pics of scantily clad women looking bloody and bruised and hot #Anyway yes I paid real money to access all the pics and u should too bc they're Good #oh anyway this is for reference bc I'm 100% gonna make myself this necklace #also this is a cropped in version of the pic in the shoot bc I felt weird reposting paid content

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inniave · 23 days

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For my moots & followers who have seen all the Kendrick/Drake stuff and now want to get into rap/hip hop- I have some recs!

From Kendrick: Good Kid M.A.D.D. City was my introduction to K Dot & was one of the first vinyls I ever bought. It is phenomenal. I also highly recommend the rest of his discography. Mr. Morale specifically has been referenced quite a bit in the last few days.

Paris Texas! Their album MID AIR is one of my favorites of all time & their earlier stuff is great as well.

clipping. makes really interesting horror rap with a message. Splendor & Misery is one of my favorite albums from them, the sci-fi story telling is phenomenal.

Vince Staples' Summertime '06 is another one of my favorites of all time. His other work is great as well, especially Big Fish Theory.

Backxwash has got to be one of my favorite rappers. Her albums are deep and phenomenally made. I LIE HERE BURIED WITH MY RINGS AND MY DRESSES was my introduction to her and remains one of my favorite albums of all time (especially her collabs with Ada Rook).

I'm sure most people know Childish Gambino but I'll mention him just in case. Zealots of Stockholm from Because the Internet changed my ideas and expectations about music for good.

Run the Jewels!!! One of my faves & a great duo to see live. RTJ 2 was my introduction to them & remains a favorite. Check out Meow the Jewels as well, it's great.

Kent Osborne- his tracks go especially hard. If you like the combo of electric guitar & rap that Paris Texas does, definitely check out Kent's stuff.

This is getting long so here's a little list to give you some more to check out- Changeline (phenomenal skill), Black Dresses (WASTEISOLATION is in top 5 albums of all time for me), Tobe Nwigwe (Round Here is a fave), Injury Reserve, Megan Thee Stallion (Hiss really kicked off this current situation, go listen to it right now), ALT BLK ERA (obsessed with Obsession), Rico Nasty, and Flyana Boss!

If you have recs I'd love to hear them <3 Happy listening!

#ik i said i wasn't gonna be around but there's a tornado watch so i cant exactly go to the state park rn 😭😭😭#music #kendrick lamar #paris texas #clipping.#vince staples #backxwash #childish gambino #run the jewels #kent osborne #changeline #black dresses #tobe nwigwe #injury reserve #megan thee stallion #alt blk era #rico nasty #flyana boss #music recommendations

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malevolencc · 24 days

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no but that drake diss actually pissed me off bc how the fuck is someone that dumb? like, how could he possibly think saying kendrick only called him a pedophile bc he was molested would do anything in his favour. and its not even TRUE, like did he even listen to that damn song??? he also referenced epstein when kendrick said WEINSTEIN like my god??? and name dropping Millie for literally no reason. why is he burrying his own grave like this

#nasty man #genuinely this is nuclear bomb vs coughing baby and thats not even an exaggeration #god. only upside to this is we're probably gonna get anothe kendrick track #kendrick lamar #aubrey graham #mal talks #drake

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microwavingfranky · 4 months

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