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amelia-yap · 8 months
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puts them in a microwave
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milesworld96 · 3 months
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UR TELLING ME I SKIP ONE SMACKDOWN LIVE, AND FUCKING BUTCH WENT BACK TO PETE DUNNE WITHOUT MY ACKNOWLEDGMENT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ THE THING IVE BEEN BITCHING ABOUT SINCE DAY 1?!??!!???!!?!!!!!!! I AM BLESSED HOLY SHIT
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actualredleader · 11 months
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Happy pride 💖. I'm going to be working secondary staff and hanging with my drag friends at an all LGBT adult summer camp program for a week I'm so excited it's insane
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incorrect-nevermore · 4 months
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THE GANG IS BACK BABYYYYYY WITH THE ADDITION OF MORELLA AS A OFFICIAL MEMBER LETS GOOO
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Anna trying her damn hardest to be cool and put together right now as if she ain’t losing her on the inside, blushing and nervous like a school kid giving their crush a note on valentines day
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Duke is so done with all this and that’s so real of him
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What in lesbian mosaic is this 
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The hands which are playing the role of two opposing leaders, making a mutually beneficial deal, being more dull and colourless and the hands of two people who have a much more personal and complicated relationship, being warm and more colourful 
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HELLO did NOT think Annabel was gonna be able to get that gay little blush out of Lenore so soon-
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Annabel lee you are so
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OH??? PLEASE WILL THIS FINALLY LET THEM COMMUNICATE
Also giving someone a lock of your hair in Lenore n Annabel’s time period Would have been a very romantic gesture. 
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Alright, just to clarify for everyone. Lenore has gone through the mansion trial, learned she had a wife, had her wife literally kill her with a kiss, had dinner with the weird tentacle monsters that run her Academy, learned Her wife that she apparently has, also attempted to kill her new best friend, had a mental breakdown about it, divorce, her wife that she learned she had like an hour ago,grabbed a gun had to threaten a guy into leading them to the seller in which her friend is locked in, gotten into a really weird fight, her friend busts himself out, watches the girl fail that is Ada almost kill said guy she threatened, have another friend of hers, break out of a toxic friend group, and properly join hers and at the end of the day, when they are all finally going back to their dorm rooms, or to their hideout to relax, said, now possibly ex-wife comes up to her, gives her a pendulum with a lock of her hair tied to it, and now you have to sit and figure out what the fuck to do with this thing.
This has all happened in the span of a single day 
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bengiyo · 3 days
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My Stand In Ep 1 Stray Thoughts
New show with Up Poompat and Poom Phuripan! Toxic yaoi let's gooo!
Now I'm thinking about stunt fatality rates.
Did he move into the body of someone with the same name as him??? That's so confusing!!!
I gotta talk to more Thai people. I need to understand why the bureaucracy in the afterlife is always such a mess in these shows and where that cultural history comes from.
Joe's original body vanished? It's definitely been eaten by critters.
Joe doesn't seem thrilled about seeing Wut.
Absolutely wild that Joe would wake up and just go back to work at the same company.
Up Poompat is so gorgeous. I like playing him across from Poom.
I don't care for Tong.
I'm not opposed to this hookup!
I will give this show one point for mentioning condoms, and I will be docking it 7 points for being unimaginative about gay sex. That deflation was funny though.
There are other things you guys could have choked on in the previous scene instead of these noodles.
A gay virgin! Time to teach him!
Ming is trouble, but he did the dishes. Up is good at playing complex characters.
Oh ho! It's the new money BL house!
"What kind of girl do you like?" Cuts to Ming.
Ming spent four years burning a flame for a straight man in a relationship with someone he's close to? Bruh.
Poor Joe is too inexperienced to recognize that he's an emotional stand in now too. Ming did warn him.
BOTTOM DEMENTIA!!
This is taking a while to get really moving, but I like the pieces that we got this week. Feels like we're setting up for Ming to ruin this man's life twice in his obsession to fuck Tong.I am so proud of Up for playing ever more unlikeable characters while becoming even more alluring.
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Okay alright part 2 ive seen now. I think i can start to scribble down some rambly thoughts. Spoilers for Oceanic Magica against the volcanic witches part 1 and 2.
So this is going in a very different direction than I was expecting. First chapter, I wasn’t a big fan of this whole oceanic and volcanic witches segregation thing. Thought it was quite silly and that it made the witch part of the universe feel less diverse. Now my stupid ass is realizing that’s exactly the point.
So world of ice is currently more of a fantasy political drama. The world of the witches is divided between two parties that already don’t get along well which each other. They try their best to cooperate and make the magic world inhabitable and not destroy their entire system, but as we saw in the court of law in chapter one, it’s difficult. Both sides are screaming at each other during a legal session, can you imagine how their political debates are??
Their legal system is in shambles, as we saw when they tried to prosecute Magica and Grilla. The judges are 2 people, both incredibly biased to their own side, trying to make every session come out in their own favor. Magica literally gets a lighter sentence because she personally knows one of the judges.
The tensions between sea and volcanic witches are pretty high throughout their entire society (it seems they just get out more in court. Kinda like with football in our world), as we see in the second chapter as well. When the 7-2 volcanic witches arrive at Roberta’s (LETS GOOO BTW ROBERTA GOATED why is she so tall though) house and a bunch of sea witches arrive to help her, they immediately grab the chance to insinuate negative assumptions about them. And to make it even more clear, we have our villain proclaiming everything is going according to plan. Like it wasn’t obvious enough.
So let me lay it down ever more obviously. Basically it’s: witch society= two party system that doesn’t work. Bad guy is trying to stir up as much polarization as possible by framing two people from both factions as having committed a terrible crime. Those two people are Magica and Grilla fugitive lovers running away together trying to bring justice to the table and fix society. The whole ice world thing is just a metaphor for problems that we refuse to solve because we’d rather make the other look bad than working together.
So thats the basic gist of it for now. Im especially curious to see how Enna will handle it at the end. Now lets talk about the other fun stuff.
Grilla and Magica are still gay
Some nice character moments that are probably set ups for later (like how magica completely changes character the moment she sees the number one dime. Great scene now that i looked at it again)
Of course it’s not all politics. We also have a lot of great action sequences. And its still a MAGIC society in which this stuff is happening, and its all delightful.
AND ROBERTA KSKSBEKSKSM For some reason Facciotto made her like twice Magica’s height. Look at this.
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They used to be the same height now magica has to stand on a stone WHAT DID THEY FEED HER
But I like Roberta she’s a sea witch which eh we’ll see how that turns out. Interesting that she has a whole island for herself. I thought she was more of a traveler. But nothing actually matters except for the fact that shes here and i love her.
Irma is in the magic equivalent of Coral Island. (OR IS SHE??? Oooooohh mysterious who is the figure walkinga round in her house then?) She looks like Juniper from pkna. I guess prison just makes you look younger. I’m gonna sit in a cell for a few weeks and see if my skin has gotten nicer.
The prison looks cool. I wouldn’t mind if it’s gonna be the main setpiece for next week. It honestly looks more interesting than Coral Island already but that could also be recensy bias.
Scrooge is a huge dick which is fun. Feels very Barks. Magica’s line to him: “I’m not a good person, but I would never want to get rich by profiting off a dying world”(very loose translation but thats the general vibe) is great. I’m not expecting anything special with him (he’a just a side character here after all), and you already know when he comes back he will have realized what is right and use what he got for good, but it’s still a nice classic Scrooge thing. It’s at least not DT17 or Rosa Scrooge. I’m sorry I love Gervasio but I’ve just seen too much Rosa Scrooge lately, so this is nice.
Have we talked about Facciotto yet? I feel like I have but I forgot. Doesnt matter because Facciotto deserves all the praise he can get. This is 100% his best work yet. Every single panel looks absolutely stunning. Feels like a completely different art style compared to like 10 years ago. New Facciotto begins here guys.
His designs for the new ocean witches are great too. Character wise i don’t really care that much, same with the volcanic witches. They kind of all blend together except for obvs Grilla.
So that was weekly rambly magica thoughts from me. Remember to ocean your witches okay love you bye
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br1ghtestlight · 6 months
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random thought but i love eugene mirman's gene sounds ESPECIALLY when gene is sleeping. they're so good & cute
louise tina bob and linda looking @ gene literally exactly like this when he forgets how his song goes at breakfast LMAOO
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love that tina and louise seem to actually pay attention to what songs gene is writing and what they're about despite the fact that there are SO MANY. supportive family <3
gene's dream.... bro that was god speaking to you. like for real wtf
also im only a minute in and there are SO MANY good screenshots already he's such a cutie i love him so much!!!! <3 gene episodes my beloved
"Now I'm going to change into last night's pajamas, AKA my only pajamas, and brush my teeth with Tina's toothbrush because that's what I accidentally did last night."
"Wait, what?"
gene and tina are so silly?? 😭
me and gene share many similarities including waking up in the middle of the night every two hours for no fucking reason. like THATS relatable
MR AMBROSE APPEARANCE LETS FUCKING GOOO‼️‼️ why does his voice sound slightly sped up is he okay. does he have a new voice actor?? he sounds slightly off not like in a bad way its just strange
THERE WAS A NEW VOICE ACTOR BCUZ BILLY EICHNER WASNT CREDITED maybe bcuz its such a small appearance but thats very weird. i feel like mickey fans in season 12 episode 6 when loren did that horrible mickey impression 😭😭 also whoever did his voice in this episode wasnt credited so it was somebody from the main cast doing an impression of him. will try to figure out who. sorry episode review cancelled i need to figure out who the hell voiced mr ambrose in this episode
based on the fact that u cant obviously tell who it is i dont think its eugene mirman and probably not h jon benjiman?? dan mintz can only do one voice so its not him either. probably either john roberts larry murphy or a random crew member who they didnt bother to credit
(most likely billy eischner just wasn't avaliable to voice mr ambrose due to his movie career etc so i dont blame them but it was noticeable enough to ME that i needed to figure it out. not even a bad impression honestly the average fan wouldnt notice)
"What do you lucid dream about?"
"I do revenge stuff on people who were mean to me in high school, some fantasy and science fiction, some adult stuff I can't tell you about."
this is literally the gayest thing mr ambrose has ever said omg FHFMDDJKSKS i cant believe this drama club ass nerd was bullied in high school who could have guessed. not me thats for sure
(now somebody has to write a fanfic about mr ambrose having Adult Stuff dreams about mr frond. i want this on my desk by 3pm tomorrow)
love mr ambrose and his gay ass curly hair..... mr ambrose my beloved <33 kisses u
i dont have anything to say im just strangely invested in gene's lucid dreaming plot at this point. Love all his silly little dreams and its incredible he never seems to have any nightmares or anything!!
this is reminding me of the movie where gene had a dream and he was scared that he wasn't good at music and that people weren't going to like his performance and the aliens came down to told him to stop 😭😭💔 his insecurity that he might not be that good a musician literally makes me cry. he's so sweet and kindhearted my babyy boy
CAN I SKIP SCHOOL AND GO BACK TO SLEEP LMAO
"Even successful musicians went to sixth grade, Gene."
"That's a MYTH!!"
weirdly mr ambrose started sounding completely normal at some point like did his voice actor come back and just wasn't credited?? or whoever did this impression was REALLY good jfc
mr ambrose HATES these fuckign kids bro
HES SO UNHINGED LMAO 😭😭
NOT THE STARING AGAIN. why are they literally just this image every single time gene plays music in this episode im gonna cry
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love this specific frame of gene running his hand through his hair
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awww bob is such a good dad
sidenote but this subplot with tina and louise is so stupid it actually made me laugh LMAO the fucking girl cricket. thr female cricket. like what if he's gay huh what then
"or if she's not his type she also makes a great best friend. she's a good listener" THANK YOU louise for acknowledging the cricket might be gay. she's an ally 🙏
AWW GENE WRITING HIS SONG <3 eugene mirman isnt a Good singer (not hating he literally says that all the time. they have to record each line seperately bcuz he cant sing on key) so its hard to tell when they're trying to make gene's songs seem good or not but this is really sweet. u can tell he just loves music so much
why is gene's song kinda making me emotional..... like this show is usually 50/50 on if it actually wants to take gene's songwriting ability seriously but in this episode its so clear how much he LOVES music and songwriting and how talented he is at it. he has trouble with focus and commitment sometimes but thats never an issue when it comes to his music and he'd happily spend an entire afternoon writing a song from start to finish (even skipping out on dinner) because he was so hyperfocused. love how much respect they give gene in this episode tbh
deeply appreciate the "larry murphy as teddy" credit despite teddy not having one single line in this entire episode. Literally just a legacy credit at this point
I LOVED THIS EPISODE 😭😭💕 i dont think it'll be as widely popular as some other episodes this season but as a gene fan and an artist this episode really resonated with me. the ending sequence was actually really beautiful (gives me the same vibes as "your heart's not broken its only growing" tbh) and i loved gene's song and all the different costumes they put him in for his dreams!! tina and louise's subplot was really cute too. very enjoyable episode if you're a gene fan or just a casual viewer who wishes he got more focus. he's SO SWEET and so passionate <3
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cornettotism · 10 months
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Share your back to the future hcs i beg of you
Alright!! Here we gooo:
Marty is transmasc, and his parents don't really care if he is or isn't that much. Doc finds out one day and is absolutely ecstatic to support Marty and asks him questions about it.
Marty and Doc are both autistic and equally socially awkward. Marty has learned to mask, but tends to unmask a bit more around Doc
If Doc could, he would absolutely adopt Marty at the first chance he gets. He doesn't tend to admit it, but Marty is absolutely like a son to him.
George Mcfly is fucking autistic and I genuinely think this is almost canon.
Marty is a sci-fi fan cause that's all George ever used to watch. Doc is also a sci-fi fan and ended up infodumping to Marty about Star Trek once while they were working.
Marty definitely thinks Kirk and Spock were gay./hj
When Marty was younger, he climbed out of his window once and ran all the way to Doc's after an argument with his parents. Doc was awake, thankfully, and they both sorta just chilled out and talked till they fell asleep.
Doc never sleeps. Like. Ever. Marty doesn't know how the man still functions
Marty TRIES to stay up late, but ends up passing out at about midnight (unless he's had coffee or something)
Einstein LOVES Marty. I mean, I'm pretty sure he loves everyone, but if he was sitting in a room with people, he'd go over to Marty to lay on him.
Doc almost never gets sick and is surprisingly strong for a 71 year old (especially after the rejuvenation in part 2).
When Marty gets sick, he refuses to acknowledge it. It becomes a real issue sometimes.
Marty has fallen asleep in Doc's garage more than he'd like to admit.
Doc definitely bit people as a kid/hj
Marty will defend Doc with his LIFE. He constantly combatted the rumours about Doc around the school and always tried his best to let everyone know Doc was actually a great guy.
Twin pines timeline George and Lorraine didn't give a shit that Marty was with a man deemed to be literally insane and disgraced by the town , but Lone pine timeline Lorraine and George met Doc at some point and like him somewhat.
Doc is terrified of cats, but Clara LOVES them. He was hoping that when they got a cat, Einstein would chase it away or constantly bark at it enough that it just left.....Einstein loves the cat.
Jules and Verne absolutely adore Marty and see him as a big brother. Marty loves them just as equally.
Hope you enjoyed it!! Sorry, it was kinda short 😅
I know most of these wete about Doc and Marty, but I just love their friendship so much
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eyelessfog · 1 year
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boys who r sooo self indulgent in the house 2night. empires ranchers + joey who is so very aromantic and also loves being close to other people + jimmy not noticing that stuff he does might be considered flirting from an outside perspective. letsa gooo
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When Tango enters the jail, he expects to find Jimmy.
He does not expect to find Pirate Joe.
Tango freezes in the doorway, taking a moment to understand what he's seeing. Because, see, Jimmy is sorting through paperwork and filling out sheets with one hand, the other in Joe's hair and playing with it. Joe is playing around with his gun, some of its pieces scattered on any area of the desk that isn't covered in paper. He has his own chair, pressed as close to Jimmy's as possible, and still manages to be more on Jimmy's leg. He's curled up, head resting on Jimmy's shoulder, and Tango shoves down the maybe-jealousy in his chest. Jimmy doesn't do that with him.
On one hand, Jimmy is famously polyamorous. He tells most people in the same breath as telling them that he's bi, which he does fairly often, when someone offhandedly mentions that they had assumed that he was either gay or straight. On the other hand, when they started dating, Jimmy had told him that he'd tell him before he asked or was asked to add to their relationship, and if the person he'd asked had agreed.
So, maybe, with this in mind, he's allowed to be a little upset.
"Hello," Tango begins, leaning on the door frame. "Am I interrupting something?"
Jimmy's head snaps up, and the relief on his face is almost hilariously obvious. "No, no, Tango, come on in."
Tango notes the frown that crosses Joe's face as Jimmy's fingers stop combing through his hair. He also notes that the combing turns into soft tapping at the side of Joe's neck, just beneath his gills, and the pirate relaxes.
Tango walks over and attempts to read the paperwork upside down. "Doing anything fun?" he asks, entirely aware that the answer is no.
"Absolutely not," Jimmy tells him, turning the sheet he's halfway done signing over so that Tango can see. "Katherine, bless her, has started needing forms to trade. I like her well enough - she was my deputy for the day once - but these things are misery to go through."
"It's not her fault," Pirate Joe pipes up. "Her villagers are liking her better, so the old advisors are paying more attention to how she's running stuff. Do you know how hard it is for her to go out at night nowadays?"
Jimmy winces in a pitying way at the same time Tango says, "No?"
Joe blinks up at him. "Well, you wouldn't."
Tango sputters.
"Hey now," Jimmy says. "That was kinda rude, there." Tango feels inclined to agree.
"I- well! It's true! He's new! Not part of the, uh-" Joe makes a big gesture with his free hand. "Those Hermits that learned the secret. So he won't know!"
"There's nicer ways to say it, Joe."
"I'm feeling a little left out here, guys," Tango calls.
"I'm so sorry, Tango," Jimmy says, standing up. "Joe's a jerk."
Joe cackles. "But you love meeee," Joe sings as Jimmy walks over to give Tango a greeting kiss.
"I'm feeling really left out," Tango emphasizes. "Did you get a new boyfriend while I was out?" He puts as much of a lighthearted note into his voice as he can, but he's not sure it works.
Jimmy gives him a look over, brows furrowed. "No?" he says, with so much absolute confusion that Tango feels a bit like a fool. "It's just you and me right now. Who have I-?"
"He means me, Sheriff," Joe calls, voice dry.
Jimmy turns, blinking big eyes at Joe. "You? Why?"
For the first time that day, Tango finds himself sharing an understanding with Pirate Joe as they lock eyes and make a fond but tired face at each other.
"What? Guys, what did I do?"
"This one was totally on me, Sheriff, but I was like... All over you," Joe explains. "I was half on your lap."
"You do that with most people, though?" Jimmy says.
"I think you're overestimating how well I know Joe," Tango mentions.
"Ah. Hm." Jimmy considers. "Maybe. Probably."
For a long moment, there's just silence in the office. Then Tango asks, "Okay, so you guys definitely aren't dating?"
"Nah," Joe says. "I've been done with the whole dating thing for a little while now. Learning you're aromantic can make you kinda want to step away from that, apparently."
"Oh, you're not dating at all? I thought you were still fighting with Shelby." Okay, and Tango isn't part of this conversation anymore.
"We're not fighting over that. She killed me! I lost! Do you know the damage that has done to my ego?"
"I think your ego needed the hit."
Joe gasps, fins on the side of his head flaring in his outrage. "Ex-cuse you!" Jimmy laughs, and Joey leans back in his chair, rolling his eyes. "You're lucky I don't walk out of here right now, Sheriff."
"I'm hoping you'll walk outta here right now, Joe." Joe pouts, and Jimmy adds, "And if you could take the paperwork with you, that would be appreciated. You can be Katherine's problem now."
Joe makes a face at the paperwork. "Oh, but she isn't as lax about letting me be around her while she works. She thinks I'm 'distracting.'" He adds quotation marks to emphasize his sarcasm. "I'm not! I literally just sit there!"
"That can be distracting," Tango says, very much speaking from experience.
"I'll stay here and be 'distracting' in your office, thank you very much."
It's just because Tango is a lot more focused on Jimmy than he is on Joe that he sees the way Jimmy shifts. He turns to face Joe, and at some point in the spin, he's stood up straighter, head tilted just so. He shifts his weight to one leg, and it lets Tango see how his eyes are dull and bored in a way he's never really seen on Jimmy.
"Joe," he starts, and Joe straightens. "I meant it."
Joe bites at his nail, brows raised. "Wow, Sheriff... Yes sir!"
Whatever came over Jimmy leaves at that. The sharp angles of his stance fade into anguish, and his face is pulled into a grimace. "Get out of my office."
Joe hums as he collects the paperwork, leaving only three papers left on the desk. He looks immensely proud of himself.
He opens the door for himself and grins at Jimmy. "Bye, Sheriff. Have fun!" He wiggles his eyebrows, and Tango stares.
"Out," Jimmy says through gritted teeth.
Joe cackles as he slips out and into the desert heat.
"I'm really sorry about him," Jimmy says after the sound of rockets is gone. "And also about the whole. Mistaking me and him for- you know. I'd tell you about that sort of thing before I asked someone, or before I answered someone else."
Tango scratches at his neck. "I think I knew that, but I was still kinda... I got scared, I guess."
"Do you want me to tell him off? Like- I can make him stop. No more of the... uh, cuddling, I guess. I know Katherine hangs around with him and keeps him warm, so he'll complain, but it won't be too bad-"
"I think... It was just that context was important to me. I hang around with Impulse and Zed like that sometimes too. I just... Didn't know that guy, and my first thought was- awalghga! Secrets!"
"So. A bit more communication on my part, probably," Jimmy decides.
"That would be pretty cool," Tango agrees.
Jimmy pauses. Considers Tango. "You know. Since he's gone." Tango raises a brow. "I figure. Can I kiss you?"
Tango barks a laugh, then opens his arms up. "Yeah, Jimmy. C'mere."
Jimmy grins.
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bleep-blop-lizard-hop · 10 months
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WARRIOR IS BACK!!!
May favorite show is back! So many thoughts and Feelings! Just gonna throw this out into the void!
Warrior S3E1-3
Ah Toy/Nellie/Lai—As always, gotta start with my fave girl and her wife! It’s been only 2 months since season 2 so she hasn’t fully healed yet. She’s been spending a lot more time at Nellie’s vineyard. Those two and Lai make such an adorable little family! After all she’s been through, Ah Toy deserve some love and happiness. Alas, it’s not easy being an interracial gay relationship at this time. The vineyard was their safe space where they could be together freely, until Douglas Dickhead barged in. This guy clearly do not understand the concept of “no”.   He’s still salty he got rejected by a lesbian lmao. It was incredibly painful to see the destruction of the vineyard, though the fight was awesome. Shotgun Nellie, let’s gooo! Love the other girls fighting back too! That one motherfucker with the whip! Lai saving her mom! I really hope they can get through this and get revenge on those assholes. I wouldn’t forgive the writers for pulling a bury your gays during Pride Month.
Hop Wei—Young Jun and Ah Sahm are still on thin ice with each other. Poor lovable Hong gets to play the peacemaker in the middle. He also gets some loving this season, good for him! Business is bad because of extra police presence and racist laws being enforced. YJ going off on that old man was not a good look, ouch. This new money printing scheme will only lead to trouble later on. I also think it’s an important metaphor about money and power being the tools of hatred and inequality. Ah Sahm has a new LI named Yan Mi, who doesn’t put up with his bullshit. I like her fire. Ah Sahm is a feminist for dating strong women who drag the shit out of him. He’s also struggling with being a gangster or a hero for his people. Also his relationship with Mai Ling and YJ. 
Long Zhii—Mai Ling seems to be the only one who’s winning right now. Her alliance with Buckley has protected her Tong from the police raids. Now she’s absorbing other Tongs and expanding her influence outside of Chinatown. It’s interesting seeing a different side of her while interacting with the rich white ladies. It brings up the idea of assimilation into white society for acceptance, which often isn’t true. Also the eagerness of white people to consume Trauma Porn from POC. Mai Ling is covertly manipulating them, but it’s possible they can turn on her just like that. I think she might have learn a very hard lesson later on. Also why is she so impressed with that fugly pink dress??? Have you SEEN your wardrobe on this show?? Also Li Yong getting more depth and his friendship with new character Kon Pak(?). It kind of remind me of the relationship between YJ and Ah Sahm. He’s already whispering into Li Yongs ear about being leader of the Long Zhii. Their fight scene in episode 2 was dope! Shoutout to the legend Brett Chen, lead stunt coordinator for the show! Coordinating your own death must be fun lol.
Chao being Chao as usual lol. Zing’s gonna be after him tho.
Finally, a lot of new characters to shake things up this season. I love the show but I wish  it would have 90% less screen time for the racist white people, as “complex” as they are. 
Getting 3 episodes after 3 fucking years is amazing! Now I just have to wait for episode 4 😭
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v-anrouge · 3 months
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I'm going to cry ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽ /hyperbole
Because I saw this manga going around in the Internet called Company and Private Life and both the characters are gnc, to my knowledge. And the guy wears Lolita dresses and fashion outside of work and the girl is punk and it's all so wonderful and I hope they fall in love because I love love love role reversal/gnc romance. It is so important to me. And then there were people in the comments of this one tweet about it insisting it's yuri and that the guy is transfem and closeted or an egg and it's 😭😭😭 It's important for people to get trans rep and gay rep but I think it's also so important for cis/het gnc people to get that tasty gnc romance fiction. You know????? Because so much role reversal fiction is either straight up femdom kink, toxic, or masquerading as role reversal while ending up heteronormative. You don't know the mountains I have traversed to find good rr 😭😔💪💪💪 it's like finding an oasis in the desert
Sorry for ranting in your inbox, Aster 💀 I just thought of you first because of the content.
I know not to take people on the Internet too seriously, it just irked me 🫡🫡🫡
Let's GOOO!
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theyaresogay · 8 months
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Willow memes I found on Pinterest that I cackle at (I’m just to going keep adding to this)
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Kit: Man it sure is dark in here…
Jade:
Kit: I'm not scared or anything.
Jade:
Kit: I mean, who is afraid of the dark these days, anyways?
Kit: Not me. No sir.
Jade: …Do you want me to hold your hand?
Kit: Yes please.
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Elora: Start with some light flirting, okay? Subtlety is key.
Kit, nodding: Sure, I can do that.
—Later—
Kit: Hey, Jade! High Five!
*they high five*
Jade: Okay?
Kit: *interlacing their fingers* I'm in love with you.
Jade: *smiling confusedly* What?
Elora: *face palms*
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Kit: *does something ridiculous*
Jade: Great, like I needed to get anymore attracted to you.
Kit: ... What?
Jade: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. That’s what I said.
four
King Hastur: So, Queen Sorsha, what is your daughter like?
Sorsha: Well, she's-
Kit: Full of sass with a really cute-
Sorsha: Kit!
Kit: ...Lass. *winks at Jade*
Jade: *smitten eye rolling*
five
Graydon: Why are Kit and Jade sitting with their backs to each other?
Elora: They had a fight.
Graydon: Then why are they still holding hands?
Elora: *shrugs* Kit gets sad when they fight.
six
Kit: Mom, I understand now why you arranged a marriage for me. As a princess, and heir to the throne, it is my duty to form alliances to protect our kingdom.
Sorsha: I am so happy to hear you say that. I know it's a great sacrifice, and I am so proud that you are willing to go through with it.
Kit: ...And since Jade turned out to be essentially a Bone Reaver princess, I decided to marry her.
Sorsha: .....
seven
Elora: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Kit?
Kit: ...No.
Graydon: I do!
Elora: I know, Graydon.
Graydon: I'm sad!
Elora: I know, Graydon.
eight
Kit, joking around: When are you going to go out with me?
Jade: I don't know, when are you going to ask me?
—Later—
Elora: AND YOU JUST RAN AWAY?!
Kit: I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO FLIRT BACK!
nine
Elora: Every family has a gay cousin
Kit: I don't have a gay cousin
Elora: Maybe you're the gay cousin
Kit: Holy shit, I'm the gay cousin
ten
Madmartigan: Kids, I'm sorry I had to leave, and wasn't there for you both growing up. I an so proud of the people you have become. Kit, you are one of the finest, bravest knights this world has ever known. Kit: Thanks, dad.
Madmartigan: And Airk... you've got great hair, son.
Airk: (overcome with emotions) Thanks, dad.
Willow: Really?
Jade: He's always had really low expectations.
Elora: Tell me about it. Before we started dating I once gave him a cupcake I stole from the kitchens. He thought I'd made him a birthday cake. He cried.
eleven
Elora: I give up. I am so tired.
Kit: Get the emergency supply!
Jade: *carries Graydon and places him in front of Elora*
Graydon: *smiles*
Elora: AND I’M BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO
twelve
Airk: Hey, Kit? Can I get some dating advice?
Kit: Just because I'm with Jade doesn't mean I know how I did it.
Kit: *turns to Jade looking curious* How did I do it?
Jade: I think it’s definitely the hair.
Kit: *smuggly smirking*
thirteen
Kit, messaging Jade at 2 am: lmfao
Kit: guess what?
Jade: Bitch, with the way you live, I have no fucking idea.
fourteen
Kit: Look at that! The statues smirking at me.
Elora: You’re right, that’s weird.
Boorman: It’s art, it isn’t weird.
Graydon *turns to Jade*: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?
Jade: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.
Graydon: Three of us saw it, Jade. How do you explain that?
Jade: *points at Elora* Sleep deprivation, *points at Kit* Severe paranoia, *points at Boorman* Delusional personality disorder.
fifteen
Kit: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Jade: Okay.
kit: And make out during the scary parts.
Jade: Th-
Jade: The scary parts.
Jade: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
sixteen
Jade: You know what I learned from years of being friends with Kit?
Graydon: There's no such thing as too idiotic?
Elora: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?
Boorman: Always hold a grudge?
Kit: I don’t know what you learned, but I learned to never steal your socks.
seventeen
Airk: Oh you travelled across most of the known world and nearly died multiple times to reach me? What a wonderful treat! Oh, those guys who've been trying to kill you the last few months? They're fine, don't worry about them, they're my mates. They still want to kill you though. Let me give you the most awkward hugs in existence and be really creepy and spacey then start spouting the most cultish speech ever.
Kit: What are you on?
Airk: Wyrm's milk.
Kit: Forget I asked.
eighteen
Elora: Sonetimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Kit: The cow?!?!?!
Elora: What?
Jade: Elora, W H Y?
Nineteen
Kit: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Jade: What did you do?
Kit: Nobody died.
Jade: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?
twenty
Kit: Jade, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Jade: You are my reward, Kit.
[meanwhile]
Boorman: Scorpia, you deserve an award for putting up with me.
Scorpia: Hell yeah I do; you're a real bitch sometimes. Scratch that, all the time.
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sherwoodknights · 5 months
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SP 1999 EPISODE 1 LIVEBLOG
Opening titles slap pretty hard
Starting with a flashback, nice
IS THAT MARGUERITE AND ARMAND'S PARENTS? DID THEY SOMEHOW MANAGE TO MAKE ST CYR EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE? WHAT THE FUCKKKK
"Learn from this!" Sir this is going to bite you so hard in the ass its unreal, and you deserve it
Why are they putting down newspaper lmao
Oh that's why okay
Is he a league member that theyve captured? Are the French actually semi-competent in this adaptation?
YOU DO NOT IMPLY THAT CHAUVELIN HAS BEEN RIPPING OFF TOENAILS AND THEN CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
HERE COME THE LEAGUE LETS GOOOO
*does a gay little run that pisses you off*
Emilia fox will you marry me
OH MY GOD IT WAS ARMAND DOING THE GAY LITTLE RUN, BBC ARE FUELING MY GAY LITTLE ARMAND THOUGHTS
Excuse me bbc it has been almost 10 minutes and I have seen no Marguerite at all, you are depriving me of my wife
FUCKING HELL THATS FULL ON TORTURE THIS IS DARK
Richard E Grant you smooth mfer
They weren't joking that man really has no toenails left jesus
Forget my earlier comment, the French are still incompetent I guess
Oooooo chavvy wants to go to englandddd
Does this mean we get Marguerite soon? Please say we do
NOOOOOO DONT ARREST ARMAND LEAVE MY SON ALONE
DAMN ARMANDS GOT BITCHES
At least they're letting him get dressed before they arrest him
Awwwww he saved her, that's my boy
GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT LITERAL CHILD YOU GROWN ASS SOLDIER FFS
Mr No Toenails is so gonna die
"Don't trust her" STOP BEING SO FUCKING OMINOUS BEFORE YOU DIE
MARGUERITE!!!!!!!!! Ough she's so gorgeous I want to dieeeeee
Oh fuck he totally took the guys words as "Don't trust Marguerite" goddammit
OH YEAH PERCY HOW DARE YOUR WIFE WHO YOU MARRIED WANT TO DANCE WITH YOU WHAT A TERRIBLE INSULT
Suzanne and Andrew <333333333
Percy Blakeney making sex jokes is something I never knew I needed
Marguerite St Just I would die for you
The only version of the pimpernel poem that rivals the musical in campiness
Chauvelin has no rizz, no matter how hard he may try
NOT PERCY SPILLING WINE ON CHAUVVYS CRAVAT
Percy basically just said "the cravat is the powerhouse of the cell"
Man's just wrote a dissertation on cravats
Ooooooooo the Prince is sassy
WHO JUST SLAPPED MY WIFE WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL
ANGELE ST CYR? OH FUCK THE GIRLS ARE GONNA BE FIGHTINGGGGG
Not this guy challenging percy to a duel while his voice sounds halfway to cracking through the whole speech
I could watch Richard E Grant's Percy all day oh my god
The guy they're about to guillotine looks like a sad puppy
Sleebpy Marguerite
They are literally so close to actual communication and talking through their issues that it HURTS, STOP BEING IDIOTS AND GET OVER YOURSELVES SO YOU CAN STOP BEING MISERABLEEEEEEEE
Ah here comes the Armand blackmail
Oooooo they're letting the marriage issues out at parties
HERE COME THE CHAMBERTIN JOKES
They're being so mean to him and its amazing
HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE HER TELL PERCY ABOUT ARMAND AS PERCY AND NOT THE PIMPERNEL! GO BBC YOU DO THAT FUNKY FAITHFUL ADAPTATION STUFF WE LOVE TO SEE IT
ST JUST BACKSTORY HAND IT OVER I CRAVE ITTTTTTT
PERCY YOU FUCKING LOSER HELP YOUR WIFE UGH YOURE SO MEAN TO HER
(I know he's going to do something but still I wish he could just tell her)
You go babygirl rip that letter from your husband up
Chauvvy with the hair down and morning hair <3
Get Chambertin's ass, Margot
MARGUERITE NO DONT TELL HIM THE HIDING PLACEEEE
Is she figuring it out? Did the injury give Percy away to her omg
SHES GOING TO THE STUDY BOYS SHES GONNA FIGURE HIM OUT
SECRET PIMPERNEL COMPARTMENT LETS GOOO
And that's where the episode ends!
So far I'm loving the show, following the book pretty comprehensively, and has managed to get plenty of the plot into a single episode, can't wait to see more
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leucoratia · 2 years
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My take on Jojo characters’ sexuality (Part 2)
See part 1 here. I had to make a part 2 because I couln’t fit in all of my tags.
-From part 4 to 5 because I haven’t seen Stone Ocean and the rest yet. But there’s a lotta characters in part 4 and 5 so ey
Tw: mentions of sex, not proofred we die like men.
PART 4: DIAMOND IS UNBREAKABLE
Josule Higashikata: bisexual demiromantic
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Idk. Not really sure about that one so up to be debated. I feel josuke would fuck anyone but romance? Nah you gotta go 45-steps with this man. Takes slowburn to a whole other level.
Okuyasu Nijimura: pure bisexual
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Yea he’s bi. Gay for Josuke but bi still. He will za hando and za finger probably anyone. The one and only true bisexual. 
Gets no bitches tho sorry Okuyasu you deserved better but you have no game
Koichi, Kira and Yukako: extremely straight
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Like have you seen their vibes they’re straight as hell. As for Kira I raise: he literally simps for the Mona Lisa and collects female hands don’t tell me there’s repressed homosexuality here my man is so unhinged if he was gay he would make himself a realistic dildo collection by collecting mumified penises. Kira is STRAIGHT.
(Sorry David Bowie you deserved so much better you queer icon)
Kishibe Rohan: aromantic pansexual
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Rohan fucks SEVERELY. At least in theory because we know he got no game  he’s 10000% a virgin. Like. Every gender gets our man going in bed but he’s got 0 action bcs have you seen him he might be extremely hot but he’s so damn awkward. His vibes are all over the place. He would probably eat one of your toenails for “art and accuracy”. Hence no one wants to get within a 20-foot radius of Rohan Kishibe. I’d let him hit tho. Then he’ll finally know what sex is like.
Aromantic. Got no time for all that “romance” bs. Literally cringes watching romcoms and seeing couples in the street. People may think it’s because he’s jaleous (no game, remember?) but really he’s just grossed out.
PART 5: GOLDEN WIND
Giorno Giovana: aro-ace king
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Our King is declared ARO/ACE. Giorno knows what sex is but doesn’t fuck. He got more important things to deal with, like idk running the fucking italian mafia. His one true love is justice and equality makes him hard. He’s too pure for all of you wretched souls out there. He’d be happy to bromance you though.
Bruno Bucciarati: bi
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My sweet prince is also cursed with bisexuality but contrary to other bis such as Polnareff he FUCKS. His tongue game is too insane for him to get no bitches I’m sorry (when did this become a “who has game” tierlist-). Anyways yes Certified Freak Bruno likes everyone his heart and legs are open for all. I don’t feel like he would have a preference for a particular gender but feel free to argue with me in the comments. I wish I had more to write about my blorbo but. Well. No thoughts head empty rn.
Leone Abbacchio: omni
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Our man is a proud omnisexual/omniromantic! Plus the flag fits his aesthetic very well so slay king for having the sexuality that goes with your vibe. Honestly yes this label fits. He’s omni. He’s too dead inside to care about gender but keeps it in the back of his mind. 
Married to Bruno (canon doesn’t exist sorry) and will def gossip about other ppl with his husband.
Guido Mista: female-leaning bisexual
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Tbh Mista doesn’t seem to be the type of person to bother with labels. He just fucks. So here have bisexuality. He would be more into women because of his tendency to bromance every male he encouters but he wouldn’t pass up the opportunity to explore the matters of the flesh with other guys. Slay.
Panacotta Fugo: aro-ace
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Our favourite calm and collected guyTM is certified aroace! I have absolutely NO DOUBTS. HE IS AROACE. (sex-repulsed also bcs well trauma and he also legit thinks it’s a disgusting waste of time). May he and Giogio create the perfect aroace mafioso team. Cleanse Italy from all of the wretched and perverted souls like Diavolo and Bucciarati children, gooo.
Narancia Ghirga: polyamorous
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I have murdered my brain and soul trying to find a queer orientation for our soft bean Narancia and tbh only polyamorous seems to fit. He want to share the love yk. About his gender preferences? I gave up. I simply cannot concieve Narancia being in a relationship/having sex. No. Too young. Too pure. What do you mean he’s 17 hence older than Fugo/Giorno as well as only two years younger than me? Nope. He’s 12. I don’t give a shit. I will not think about Narancia’s private business ever. He’s just poly take it or leave it.
Diavolo/Doppio: pan
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Male Thot Enemy of the State Diavolo and Unhinged Pure Bean Doppio are both PAN! Difference being Diavolo fucks while Doppio gets fucked. Diavolo my blorbo is kind of Dio-like in his attraction. Because he’s a hot dilf he always gets what he wants. Doppio would be more reserved tbh.
Diavolo is secretly a huge sub tho. I rest my case the evidence is in the show.
Trish Una: Lesbian
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Bro it’s soooo obvious she’s literally gay as hell I have nothing more to say except that Trish likes GIRLS.
Risotto Nero and Melone: pan as well
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Many pansexuals out there and these two are going on the team. Melone in a unhinged way specifically. Risotto wouln’t necessarly label himself, he’d probably be down for everything. Also is there a freak-ass bitch flag? Because these two need it fr. Melone probably has a Christian Grey lookin ass sex dungeon for sure. Melone is a playful switch. Ris a soft switch who secretly likes to bottom. I rest my case once again.
Ghiaccio: gay
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Had to make a separate one for Ghiaccio because I cannot imagine this man being into women and generaly female-passing mfs. He’s soooo into men. Extremely homosexual.
I won’t be making headcanons for everyone in La Squadra because I simply do not give a fuck about most of them.
Loving how there is not a single heterosexual in Golden wind. Perfect. Truly the best Jojo part.
Part 3 of this post coming whenever I’ll get up to date on Stone Ocean/SBR/Jojolion Ig. Ask box open as always kids. Please send me headcanons or prompts I’m so fucking bored-
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unknownths · 2 months
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GET  TO  KNOW  THE  MUN.
WHAT  MADE  YOU  PICK  UP  THE  MUSE  YOU  HAVE  ?   autism probably
IS  THERE  ANYTHING  YOU  DON'T  LIKE  TO  WRITE  ?  aside from the like. illegal and morally reprehensible stuff i'm not very good at writing action since i don't do it often, so i skirt around it lol. if i were going to write for more than a hobby i would probably practice and get better at it and hate it less. i also just don't really find cheating as a plot device interesting or sexy lol but i can't really think of anything that's a super hard no for me
IS  THERE  ANYTHING  YOU  REALLY  ENJOY  WRITING  ?   hurt/comfort makes me want to eat glass /pos
HOW  DO  YOU  COME  UP  WITH  YOUR  HEADCANONS  ?   autism again. no uh i just. idk exist. i'm possessed or something probably. my mind just wanders. sometimes i black out and my phone notes are full of headcanons. i'm super normal about it
DO  YOU  WRITE  IN  SILENCE  OR  LISTEN  TO  MUSIC  ?   varies based on how overstimulated i am LMAO a lot of the time i'll write on my phone just in notes or on a google doc because that's what i have energy for, so that's usually silent. if i'm sitting down to knock out a bunch of drafts i'll usually pick a playlist of the character i'm writing to get me in the zone :)
DO  YOU  PLAN  YOUR  REPLIES  OR  WING  THEM  ?   i want to say i wing them but truthfully i think i plan most of it. not like hardcore planning, but if a thread is going somewhere i've usually had some sort of conversation with the other writer about the general direction of the thread or our muses' relationship whatever that may be. i don't like to have everything super plotted out usually because at that point like.... why am i writing it if i've already let it rotate in my head for 10 million years, but sue me i like some structure
DO  YOU  ENJOY  SHIPPING  ?   I'M A WHORE. LET THEM KISS.
WHAT'S  YOUR  ALIAS/NAME  ?   My middle name technically haha. I used to go by the name of one of my first ocs, but then i started writing her on tumblr and it got weird, so i started using my middle name which then got shortened to christie. since i'm a performer i've also had to think about my stage name a lot, and i ended up including it in that which is kinda fun
AGE  ?   22 baby let's gooo
BIRTHDAY  ?  September 29, same as my Aether and also Annie @actstogether <3
FAVORITE  COLOR  ?   It used to be orange but tbh? Green has kinda been the vibe lately
FAVORITE  SONG  ?   it's either francesca by hozier or fake out by fall out boy, i don't think anything else even comes close to those
LAST  MOVIE  YOU  WATCHED  ?   dune part 2! for once i've seen something recent lmao i don't watch a lot of movies but my dad loves dune so i had to watch the first one and then he dragged me to the new one last week
LAST  SHOW  YOU  WATCHED  ?   like casually i think it was psych, as far as like binging a whole series i'm not sure
LAST  SONG  YOU  LISTENED  TO  ?  red wine supernova by chapell roan don't look at me like that
FAVORITE  SEASON  ?   i dont even know anymore bro. spring maybe?
DO  YOU  HAVE  A  TUMBLR  BEST  FRIEND  ?   i have a crew :^) my little gay people in my discord server <3
tagged by: @mischiiefs hi mak xx tagging: well u see. mak also tagged the rest of the aforementioned crew so if you wanna do this go for it i can't stop you-
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cosmosisfold · 2 years
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my favourite things ab hermits speaking voices (just the ones i watch regularly):
doc: "duuuude" sometimes the random evil laughs he does. the rly surprised "whaaaat!" when something unexpected happens. this dudes genuine laughs are always so fun too, love them. good shit. very nice chill talking voice, soft but not gentle, yknow?
keralis: high pitched "mhmhm!!" giggle. sometimes starts a sentence and takes 3 different turns and then does a 360 before parallel parking his meaning. when other people talks he starts speaking before interrupting himself a few times. most recently stuck out to be in the kings finale at the end when all the diamonds were stolen and he was like "ren? ren? re- r. r- ren?" cause everyone was talking.
xb: heyyy guys welcom baek to hurmitcraf seasun nain! i may just be canadian but this guys accent is fascinating to me. "shoo [so]". and the GIGGLES MANNN. hes so calming to lsiten to but every word he says is so engaging? its like im on a call with him and im muted.
bdubs: every word this man says comes from a deep well inside his brain in which there is a sentient rat calculating every word he says. theres comedic mastery in everything he does. also "yes wonderful job."
scar: hellooooo my fello miners and crafters. when hes doing something whimsical and makes his words all airy and floaty. when he says his outro at 6x speed so you can't understand a word he says. "what in the world!" [a lot of people say that but Him specifically].
ren: he has so many voices. what does he need all this linguistics for. also his intro makes me want to get up and scream it from the rooftops. "now we're cooking with gas baby!". he has such a bouncy way of speaking paired with fun in-game body language, you can tell he loves what he does.
grian: hes so british
honorable mentions of ones i watch only sometimes:
xisuma: if his face was leaked i dont think i would be able to put his face to it. sorry hes just pixels. i expect this guy to tell me about his candle making business that he made after his wife and him slowly grew apart, and then he'd confess to having a secret gay lover and cry while eating plain crackers.
cub: he is so casual and chill in his words its amazing. literally unshakable. you could show him nuclear bomb codes and he'd go "woaa that's pretty intense haha." i do like when he goes "lets gooo"
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