#gimme some suga
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imma need hybe to sign the remaining members of bts up for that one show where idols hang out with a bunch of little kids. just give them a bunch of toddlers to chase and split the footage into as many videos as they want, because i would literally pay to see this 😩 for sure maknae line gotta be on there (because vmin with babies? jungkook with as much energy as the kids? i'm already 🥺🥺), but i also wanna see namjoon run around all panicked because he doesn't know how to soothe a crying baby and uncle yoongi be a soft pushover and let a little girl put barrettes in his hair
#i have a mighty NEED 😩#THE CUTENESS#GIVE IT TO ME 😭#husband#bby#the tempter#bae#gimme some suga#mine
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i don't think we as a society do enough with suga, kageyama, and oikawa as a trio. like... foils/parallels/etc aside, they'd just be so funny. gimme suga sensing that oikawa is about to make some mean comment about kageyama and staring him down. gimme suga and oikawa embarrassing kageyama in public. gimme suga and kageyama making fun of oikawa together. i want it all.
#oisuga dating would be a really nice bonus but isn't necessary#but like. i would love it. so.#oisuga and their third wheel kageyama 🫶#anyway yeah. anon has got me thinking...
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Concept: A cannibal cook is in love with the little pie-maker next to restaurant. His little lady loves his meat pies and always ask him to give her his secret, and all he says is “everything is in the meat”. —anonymous
a/n: sorry about the inactivity, haven’t been feeling too well the past few weeks;; i’m going to do my best and get another concept out by tomorrow after this one. enjoy!
—tw / tags: gn reader, cannibalism, unknowingly being fed human meat, meat eating, murder / death, mentions of feederism?, gore, general yandere themes, sfw, long post, unedited
—featured character(s): cannibal butcher / chef
“It’s all in the meat, darlin’.” His chuckle was a boisterous one, the kind that warmed your chest in a funny way and had you sticking out your bottom lip in a pout. His crooked grin told you he had no intention of sharing his secrets with you.
You thrummed your fingernails on his glass countertop and kept your pouting. “Oh, come on, I shared my secret peanut butter pie recipe with you! Can’t you throw me a bone just this once?” You wrung and huffed, puffing your cheeks out like a child.
You were being silly—though exchanging one of your secret recipes for his financial support to keep your little bakery floating during a hard time was cheap trade-off (he wouldn't accept anything else when he caught winds of your bakery facing the risk of being closed down for good). The chef didn’t owe you a single thing.
Still, his pulled pork was to die for. The best-tasting one you ever had, and it was even better than your uncle’s! You had to know how he bested over your uncle’s masterpiece.
The chef snorted, his smile beaming through his bushy beard. “Sorry, suga’, ‘fraid I can’t.” He teased, leaning closer to you with his elbow pressing on the shiny surface.
“Pleaseeee?” You pleaded, craning your head to meet his twinkling gaze and shooting him your best puppy-eyed look. You need to know.
He burst out laughing again and poked his finger on your forehead, dragging a scowl from your adorable face. “Lemme think about it, eh?” You flustered at how deep his voice was.
A quiet ding interrupted your parting lips, and the chef pulled away, glancing over to the roaster over in the back (or you think was a roaster oven, you weren’t sure) to where you couldn’t see. He slapped his hand on the countertop and clicked his tongue.
“Your lunch’s about ready. Gimme some minutes, darlin’.” The chef pardoned himself and ducked away from his position into his kitchen. For a hefty guy like him, he was awfully quick on his feet.
While bustling himself around through the open window you peered through, you debated on whether to buy additional meats to cook at home. You weren’t low in your meat stock yet, but your uncle might appreciate rising to the challenge to beat the chef’s.
When the chef emerged from his kitchen with a white Styrofoam box in hand, you pointed at one of his wrapped meats in his refrigerated sections, “Can I have the pork shoulder to go?” You accepted the box and absentmindedly handed over your card for the payment.
“Sure thing, hun. 5 pounders be okay?” The chef accepted your eager nod as his answer. He made quick work of it all, packing your newly acquired meat in wax paper. Settling your pork atop your styrofoam box, glancing your way with amusement when you rolled your eyes at how casual he was about propping it in your hands—literally, the chef rang you up.
Returning your card and tucking the paper receipt between your fingers, he leaned on his surface and grinned at the determination you wore on your expression, “Gonna try to beat out my secret recipe, eh?” He teased.
“It had to be your sauce.” You decided, replacing your card where it belonged, and minded your goods. You needed to hit up your uncle and see if he’d be up for experimenting with you.
“Sure, sure,” the chef’s chuckle was deep, rousing a strangely comforting feeling inside your chest. He waved you off, startling you out from your effort to sort out what exactly it was that settled in your heart. “You should get to eatin’, ya lunch won’t stay hot for long.”
“Oh, right!” You needed to get back to work—the baker’s work never ends. You scurried to the door and spread your fingers from your heavy box in an awkward wave. “Thanks, I’ll see you later, okay?”
“See you in a couple of hours,” the chef returned, resting his elbows on his countertop again and watching you hurrying back to your bakery through his storefront window. He’d have to wipe his surface down again, smearing it with some greases from his arms, but that was alright with him.
It was worth it seeing you. Worth knowing you’d be eating his meat that he worked so hard to perfect, just for you. Thinking about the image of you eating, had him salivating in his mouth.
He wished he could’ve watched you enjoying your lunch, knowing how oblivious you are to the truth of his secret recipe. It made his heart flutter and stirred something funny in his lower half.
You were a darling little thing. And he, was not.
He considered himself a tad on the ugly side, large and round, packing both fat and muscles. He was not a man most would consider perfect husband material (he certainly was not a pretty boy) nor did he have many clamoring to put a ring on his finger through his door.
Still, as he entered his kitchen and wandered inside the massive walk-in freezer he kept, he was keen on trying. To be that perfect husband material for you. Gazing across his hanged meats, most with exposed ribs and dark red meat ready to be cut and collected, he hummed and counted how many “pigs” he had left.
They were barely skeletons now, their heads absent from their bodies and tucked away elsewhere. Their brains were good ingredients for multiple recipes but weren’t popular with most common folks. What a shame, the chef absently thought, they were delicious when done right.
Anything else, like eyes and skin—all the soft bits he couldn’t make into ingredients, he’d ground up and feed to his hunting dogs. They enjoyed chewing on the uncooked bones too, though he made sure to get rid of anything far too big for them by bashing them into smaller pieces and throwing them into the grain feeds and old leftovers to the pigs he kept at his farm.
Especially the teeth, fingers, and toes.
A shriveling sob, teeth chattering, had his head turning. He tutted and crossed his beefy arms, crinkling his leather apron, at the sight of a naked man balling into a corner. His skin was pale from the cold, with a layer of frost growing, and his white breaths were so thin that the chef wasn’t sure he was breathing at all.
One side of his head was bloodied though, with the red color frozen on his face.
He didn’t use enough force earlier, it seemed.
“Pl—please…” the man begged, shuddering and rocking in a fetal position for what little warmth he had left.
Granted, the chef shook his head, he was in the rush to make his darlin’ the perfect meal, and didn’t hit him hard enough to kill him.
He should remedy that.
Closing in, he curled his hands into fists and pulled one over his shoulder.
“No—no!”
Thwack.
Thin blood splashed the wall, but it was so minuscule that the splatter was hardly noticeable because of the cold. Scrubbing it off would be a pain in the freezer, but doable. The entire freezer was due for a good deep cleaning and proper look-over anyway.
The man limped over to the floor and was no longer breathing tiny clouds of white. Gripping one of its arms, the chef dragged it off the ground and examined his latest addition.
He’ll need to gut it and slice off the good cuts.
It got good meats on it too, though some bits might be a mite too chewy. Even tough meats still have their places as good proper ingredients. They were especially good in stews, marinating in broth for hours until they become so tender they’d fall apart in your mouth. Ooh, that sounds so good…
A smile curled his lips at the thought of cooking this meat for you.
As the saying goes,
the quickest way to win your heart is through your stomach.
—end
#my writing#monster's writing. 👹#reader insert#long post#unedited#gn reader#concept#cannibal chef#chef x you#chef x reader#reader x chef#you x chef#tw cannibalism#tw death#tw gore#tw violence#yandere#yandere imagine#yandere imagines#[i really dont know how to tag this character lol]#[and i usually dont write humans but this one is v interesting]#[dont expect me to start writing humans too often though lol]
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The Bangtan Gal Chapter 19- American Hustle Life Episode 2
Chapter Summary: Jennie proves that she has knowledge of hip hop and gets words of wisdom from Coolio when she reveals she would like to rap one day, especially about female empowerment and confidence
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"Gimme 25 pushups," Coolio ordered while Jennie widened her eyes and dropped her jaw.
"Is he telling me to do 205?" V asked as he stood up.
"25," Rap Monster let out a chuckle.
V dropped down and started doing pushups but Coolio demonstrated how to do it the right way.
Jennie (He reminds me of my mom. My mom is really...she's more serious than my dad at times.)
As V continued his punishment, Jennie looked on in surprise and worry when he did one arm pushups.
"Okay, get up." Coolio gestured as V stood up and sat back down in his seat.
"Don't make me laugh with all that 'turn up' shit. You don't even know what you're talking about. Quit playing with me. So basically, ya'll don't know shit about hip-hop. We're goin' have some fun but not now. I'ma teach ya'll about hip hop. I'ma teach ya'll the hard way. This is not a game, I take this shit seriously. This is my life, man. If it weren't for hip hop I'd be dead. I'd be in jail, I'd be in prison. This is not a joke to me. This is very serious, this is my life." After his speech, Coolio performed for them.
'Thoughts on Coolio's performance'
Jennie (He's so good. I wish I was on his level. That was real rapping. Gangster's Paradise was always a song I would hear when my dad was blasting his music. I always think he's going to go deaf because you can hear the music from downstairs in the kitchen.)
After showing Coolio No More Dream, Coolio was impressed. "Overall, I think you guys are all right. Ya'll are pretty polished. You look like ya'll practice a lot."
Jennie (That means a lot coming from someone like him)
"You can always be better. Always practice. Don't overdo it and then get bored. Okay, now I'ma put ya'll in four groups." Coolio put Rapmon and V together, Jennie and J-Hope, Jimin and Jungkook, and Jin and Suga together.
Jennie watched as Coolio began to ask each group questions about hip-hop and met his gaze when he turned to face her and J-Hope. "I'm gonna give you a pop quiz, right now."
Gulping, she pointed to herself. "Me? Just me?"
"Yeah, just you. I want to know what you know about the history of hip hop."
"Starting from where?"
"All the way from the beginning."
"Old school Hip Hop...?" She murmured.
"When was that?"
"It started around the 70s."
"Early or late?"
"Early...?"
"No. Late 70s. Name someone who was a part of that."
"Uh...I really don't remember."
"Afrika Bambaataa. Who is he?"
"I've heard of that name...uh...isn't he a producer or something."
"I don't know, is he?"
"I believe so. He is a producer."
"Correct. Next era."
Jennie exhaled and started to think. "Golden age hip hop."
"When was that?"
"80s?"
"Just the 80s?"
"No, sir. 80s to the 90s?"
"Late or early 90s?"
"Early...?"
"Is it?" He raised a brow, staring at her seriously. "Be confident in your answers."
"Yes. Early 90s." She responded confidently.
Coolio nodded. "Name some artists that were a part of the Golden Age."
"Beastie Boys, Dr. Dre, Ice-T, Ice Cube...MC Hammer, Salt-N-Pepa."
Everyone but Rap Monster looked at her in confusion, wondering what was going on, while Rap Monster looked on, impressed.
Rap Monster (Jennie just looks so happy to be back in America, talking about the music she grew up with. It's fascinating to watch and she does look scared to be answering all these questions that Coolio is asking. I know she doesn't want to get anything wrong.)
"Are you a rapper?" Coolio questioned her.
"No sir, I'm not. But I'm interested."
"How about you rap a song for me? I want to see how serious you are. Spit something."
Jennie widened her eyes. "Right now?"
"Spit something." He repeated. "Let me hear how you flow. What you need to work on."
Jennie (Um....r-right now? Now? NOW?)
"O-okay."
She thought of a song and decided to go with Queen Latifah's Just Another Day.
"Just another day, living in the hood. Just another day around the way." She sang in a smooth tone. "Feelin' good today. Feelin' lovely-yay. Just another day, living in the hood. Just another day, around the way. Feelin' good today. I hear the gunshot, but I'm here to stay."
Moving around, she started to rap the song by heart. "Well it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day in the neighbor-hood. Can't go wrong, I feel strong and the flavor's good. I'm with whatever comes my way, hip-hop hooray. Latifah's on vacation, I'm just plain old Dana today. I strap out, step out in every direction. Glock, TECs, Jimmy hats, in case I need protection."
Coolio continued to study her every move while she tried to keep calm and continue rapping. "So I land cruise, pump sounds, play out wanna be's. A kid in a M3's getting jacked right In front of me. So I play the Tech close, my finger's on the trigger. Don't wanna get wet, so they step. Cause mine's is slightly bigger. But better yet, I'm a threat, so you better walk. Or get sketched out in chalk, cause I don't wanna talk. I stay true blue, I'm hoping it's you too. I got the fever for the flavor of a Woo Woo. So it's back to the block, time to play. It's just another day around the way, hey!" She stopped when he cut her off.
Jennie (Did he like it...? Oh gosh, I hope I didn't embarrass myself.)
Coolio just stared at her. His stare was intimidating.
"You started off nervous. Don't give me that nervousness. I don't want to see that shit." He pointed out, shaking his head as she nodded at his words. "Even though you were nervous, you found your confidence and started moving around, feeling the song. It sounds like this isn't your first time rapping, this song. I hear the potential."
Hearing him say that made her smile. "You have a long way to go. You need to work on how you move your hands and your gestures when you rap. Show more personality. More attitude. Don't act cute when you rap. Be more serious. Be real, don't give me that fake swag bullshit, that I see from some rappers today. But you have potential. You look serious about this and you're not fuckin' around. Go for it."
"Thank you. So much." She sighed out of relief. "I'll take your advice to heart."
Jennie (I am so happy. I have a lot to learn but now I just need to ask someone to help me. I want to ask Suga. If I can just bring myself to ask him. I hope he says yes. I think it would be so cool to rap with the rap line one day. It'll most likely not be anytime soon because learning how to rap takes a lot of time. It won't happen overnight. Coolio said go for it, so I'm going to go for it.)
"Out of everyone here, it looks like this young lady knows hip hop. But if you all don't know the answers, whoever get the answers wrong, punishment will be severe, I promise you. I dunno what it's gonna be yet but I'ma think of somethin'." Coolio pointed out.
'BTS this is what I want you to do. I want you to go to your neighbors, in your respective groups, I want you to go to your neighbors, you're going to rap for them. Okay? Whoever is the best, gets to go out to dinner with Coolio.'
'The location of today's mission is a lawless, bloody neighborhood'
'A high crime rate area, Compton! There's lots of accidents here, but don't be too nervous.'
'Can they safely carry out their mission today?'
Walking around the neighborhood, Jennie led with J-Hope as they all walked around the neighborhood, trying to find a place. "This door is open!" V ran up to the door.
"Yah!"
"Tae! Don't do that!" Jennie scolded, dragging him back. "You can't go into someone's house if it's open like that."
"Sorry, sorry."
"Jennie, you lead." Rap Monster suggested as she walked around.
For the first attempt, Rap Monster went up to a door but the lady was having a class, so they continued to walk.
"I guess I'll do it." She found a house and she knocked on the door to see an African American girl opening the door.
"Hello~" The guys say in English.
"Hi, I'm Jennie, these are my friends. We're staying here in the neighborhood for a while and were wondering if we could have a little of your time to see us perform."
"Performances?" The girl asked with interest.
"Yeah, we're divided into four teams. And each of us is going to perform for you and you just have to pick the best one. And take our rice cake. Is that cool?"
"Woo~ Rice cake!" The girl said happily and Jennie let out a laugh.
"Yes, girl." She high fived her.
"In Korea, when we visit our neighbors, we give rice cakes." Rap Monster explained.
"Thank you so much for doing this." Jennie beamed.
"No problem!" The girl replied
Jennie (Rap Monster and I are the skilled ones in English. He's studied English and English is my first language but he's way more skilled than me in rapping. He's my biggest threat in this competition. But I will try my best to try to rap some throwback songs, the best that I can, so J-Hope and I can win this. I managed to show J-Hope the dance of the song that we were performing. So I think we'll have a good time dancing together. Fingers crossed!)
First up was Jimin and Jungkook performing Rapper's Delight by Sugar Hill. Next up was V and Rap Monster who perform Coolin' by 2 Live Crew.
Next up was Jennie and J-Hope and they decided to perform Salt-N-Pepa's Push It. J-Hope played the instrumental of the song on his phone, while Jennie performed the song while dancing with him.
"Salt and Pepa's here, and we're in effect! Want you to push it, babe
Coolin' by day then at night working up a sweat. C'mon girls, let's go show the guys that we know. How to become number one in a hot party show! Now push it!"
And lastly, Jin and Suga performed fight the power by Public Enemy.
After all the performances, it was time for the girl to make her decision.
"Just don't forget, they forgot the lyrics." Rap Monster called out, pointing to Jin and Suga.
"Wow~. Trash talker!" Jennie interrupted him.
"They used a song! But we came up with our own performance." He pointed to Jennie and J-Hope, trying to make the girl choose his team.
"What? You got nothin' on us. We slayed! You have to admit."
"Yeah, we did very well!" J-Hope high fived her, sticking his tongue out at Rapmon.
"We did better." Rap Monster claimed. "We had more originality."
Jen rolled her eyes and shook her head. "Whatever you say, RapMon..."
"You know I'm right!"
"Uh huh."
"I can't decide." The girl says. "I think I need to see another act."
Jennie (Another act...okay. What can really get this girl to choose us?)
"Drop a beat, please." She glanced at J-Hope as he started beat boxing.
Jen cleared her throat and looked at the girl with a smile as she started singing a Beyonce song. "It's like I've been awakened...Every rule I had you break it~. It's the risk that I'm taking. I ain't never gonna shut you out. Everywhere I'm looking now. I'm surrounded by your embrace. Baby, I can see your halo." She pointed to the girl as she started smiling.
"You know you're my saving grace. You're everything I need and more." She started singing louder, with more soul. "It's written all over your face. Baby, I can feel your halo. Pray it won't fade away. I can feel your halo!"
Rap Monster (Show off...hahaha!)
"I want to...walk with you," Jin said in English.
"You want to walk with me?" The girl grinned.
"We're going to let Jin hyung have a conversation with her and show her world peace," Suga mentioned.
"Why you're too much." J-Hope sighed.
The girl and Jin start walking around but then V, Jimin and Rap Monster interrupt their little date.
"Wow! Really? No privacy?" Jennie laughed.
Jin decided to sing to her Just One Day for the talent while Jimin and the rest of the guys tried to interrupt.
"You're so beautiful." Suga blew a kiss, making everyone laugh at him.
When it was finally decision time, the girl decided to reveal Jennie and J-Hope as the winners.
"AHHHHH!" J-Hope yelled in excitement, acting all giddy as he hugged the girl.
"YES! Oh my god, thank you!" Jennie jumped up and down while Rap Monster huffed and crossed his arms. "We did it, J-Hope!" She hugs him and jumps up and down.
Jennie (Beyonce always slays. We did it~ I couldn't have done it without J-Hope. I'm glad I could charm her with a beautiful song. And also, our awesome dance moves. We make a great team!)
After making two more stops, other people chose V and Rap Monster and then Jennie and J-Hope yet again.
'First Mission: Hope and Jennie win!'
'Now it's scary teacher Coolio's homework inspection time, right?'
As they get back to the dorm, they meet up with Coolio. "You guys rapped to your neighbors, what happened?" Coolio asked and they recapped the recent events to him. "So, who won?"
Jennie and J-Hope raised their hands.
"Why do you think you guys won? Do you think you have an advantage because one of you is fluent in English? And knows more American style than the others?" he asked.
"No, I don't think that's it." Jennie answered. "I believe we won because we showed a lot of enthusiasm for it, we had fun with it. We almost forgot it was a competition, because of our love for performing. That's what I believe. We showed a lot of things, I had nostalgia, J-Hope was feeling my vibes, we had chemistry."
"Okay, sounds good. When you lose, you get consequences. There's consequences when losing. I'm not tryna bail no loser out. When you lose I want you to suffer." Coolio stated. "So that you won't lose next time."
Jennie (Yeah...I'm very blessed that I was able to win with J-Hope.)
"What happened with the homework assignments I gave ya'll?" He asked. "Winners go first. Do you remember the question I asked you?"
"You asked us, who is the World's Most Dangerous Group." Jennie mentioned.
"And that is?"
"N.W.A." Jennie and J-Hope answer. Coolio nodded and high fived them for getting the answer right.
Once the rest of them get their questions right, Coolio explained why he gave them those questions. "Now the reason I asked you these four questions is because these are four things that were very important not only in Hip hop but very important in the music industry. Part of mission one was performing for your neighbors. I want to see it."
After the three teams performed, Coolio watched Jennie and J-Hope's performance intently.
"Ya'll did a good job, I understand why you won. Strong energy. Ya'll hungry?" He asked, taking Jennie and J-Hope out to lunch while the rest of the members groaned and stayed back.
Jennie (Is this really happening? J-Hope and I are in the car with Coolio. Coolio. And we're about to eat. Like how many people can say that they got to chill with Coolio? I'm very grateful.)
The car ride was fun, listening to his rap songs, and vibing with him. Once they arrive at the nice restaurant, she looks on in surprise. J-Hope and Jennie sit with Coolio. Jennie sat in front of him, drinking sparkling water with him.
"This is good as fuck!" She blurted out and covered her mouth for cursing. "Sorry!" She laughed while Coolio just waved it away. J-Hope giggled at her for cursing and looked at the card.
"There is an amazing, thing. American Hustle Life Hip Hop School." J-Hope read the paper.
"Nice!"
"We'll have to keep this forever when we go to Korea."
Once a plate of steak was presented to Jennie, she sighed. "I really missed American food. And it's steak! Thank you!"
"Did you live in the hood?" Coolio asked her.
"I haven't. I was fortunate enough to live stably. My sisters are in college. I wanted to perform since I was younger and was in a group a few years ago. I'm happy where I am now. Being with BTS, it's humbling. I would like to make my own music, one day."
"What do you hope to accomplish as a performer?"
"As I've gotten older I've noticed that things aren't like they used to. Especially in hip hop."
"You can say that again."
"I want to rap about things I love. And about female empowerment. Confidence, something that sends a positive message and is real. I feel like we live in a society where there's an epidemic of women bringing down other women. An epidemic when it comes to bringing down one's self esteem." She genuinely answered. "You gotta look a certain way. Oh, she's too fat. She's too skinny. She's too tall, she's too short. Where's her boobs? She's so flat chested." She went on. "She's wearing too much makeup. She's not wearing enough makeup. It's sad and it's heartbreaking. I want to send positive messages through music. That is one of my goals as a performer."
Coolio nodded at her words. "Sorry, I went on a full rant, haha." She felt her face heat up.
After the dinner, they take a group photo with Coolio.
Jennie (Mom, Dad, I met Coolio and had dinner with him! It's lit!)
'Next Morning'
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The sound of Nate's yelling interrupts Jennie's slumber. "Are you for real..." She groaned, getting out of bed. She cringed when he yelled again. Then another time while V went into another room to get away from the noise.
"NATE!" She snapped, going into his room. She grabs a pillow and throws it at him. "We're awake!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled and shook her, making her laugh.
Jennie (Ah...he's so handsome in the morning.)
Suddenly, they heard V yelling as Jennie covered her ears. "Oh mah God!" She marched to where the yelling was coming from. She went into Tony's room to see V on his bed with the lights off. "BOY! If you don't wake up! Let's go!" She turned on the light.
"Five more minutes~" He whined.
"No." She tried to drag him off the bed. After five failed attempts, she huffed and gave up, walking out of the room, while V grinned victoriously.
Later on, everyone sat down and Coolio's message appeared.
"Okay, BTS. This is challenge two. You're going to cook. I want you to create me a meal. I'm going to judge it. And the winner of challenge two gets to go shopping with me!" He mentioned.
Sitting on the couch, Jen and J-Hope discuss what they want to cook. "I can make chicken. Chicken is always good." She offered.
"Ah...I want to do Korean food."
"Ah...but chicken."
"Korean food, please?"
Jennie (It is a bit difficult because J-Hope wants to create something Korean. But I want to make something American. So, what are we going to do? Make both? Would that mix? Ugh, I really wanna do American.)
'Cookin' with Hip Hop Mission evaluation start!'
Coolio walked in with two pans and smacked them together a couple of times while Jennie and the guys sat at the table.
Jennie (That just reminded me of Tanisha from Bad Girl's Club.)
"I asked you guys to express yourselves through cooking a meal because cooking is a serious form of expression." Coolio mentioned. "And it's very artistic. I think that cooking and music and performing go head and head. It's just the same thing to me. I made something too, so I'll bring it in a little bit later. But first, let's see what ya'll got."
For Jennie's and J-Hope's presentation, they had on sunglasses and hoodies, dancing and nodding to the beat of Snoop Dogg's Gin and Juice, creating chicken and Kimichi rice. After they were all done, they sat back down while Coolio critiqued them and gave them constructive criticism.
"Now first of all, just like performing, putting out a CD, puttin' out a tape, puttin' out an album, just like doing anything, everything is a presentation," Coolio said while Jennie nodded at his words. "Especially with food. Here's the theory, if it looks good, it smells good, and it taste good, it IS good. That's the first thing you gotta understand about preparing food. That's the first thing you gotta understand about preparing a performance. It's always the first thing when people taste your food and when people see you. It's the visual. That's when you make the ultimate mistake."
"We should've put more of our attention on decorating the food." Rap Monster said to the guys.
"Let's start with the worst. You guys were fuckin' terrible." Coolio turned to V and Rap Monster while Jennie cringed at his harsh criticism.
"Yeah...sorry, sorry." V murmured
"How did you expect me to eat that? It was this fuckin' tall." Coolio showed how tall the sandwich was with his hands. "You didn't think it through. Who made the waffles? The waffles were terrible. The chicken was beautiful."
His praise made Suga and Jin cheer loudly, earning a giggle from Jennie.
"Who made the chicken and rice?"
"We did." Jennie answered.
"It was good. Very good. Well done."
His words led to Jen high fiving J-Hope.
"You two made the stir fry? Is that something you make at home? It was good. Your presentation was good, the food was good." Coolio turned to Rap Monster. "I expect more from you, bro. I understand you gotta work with him." He pointed to V. "And that leaves you at a disadvantage."
"He said you're a burden to me." Rap Monster translated as V started to grin nervously. Coolio started patting him hard on the back, making everyone laugh.
"You should feel honored!" J-Hope pointed out
"You're going to be all right, though. We're gonna get you right." Coolio put a hand on V's shoulder.
#bts#bangtan boys#jungkook x oc#the bangtan gal#bts 8th member#bts additional member#bts added member#american hustle life
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Looooool this says gimme some suga and like baby you 👏 can 👏 have 👏 it 👏 all
Aka ILY and it’s Friday let’s get shitfaced and be besties.
heck yesssss you already knooooow im on my way with a bottle of wine
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Did you read the new Yoongi Weverse article? It kinda talks about the D-DAY concert in terms of stage, setlist, and the vcrs. I was surprised that the chain hands in the background is Suga watching Suga. The reference to “first love” with the “brown piano”. WHY WASNT FIRST LOVE IN THE SETLIST?! 😭 I LOVE THAT SONG! It makes sense that it probably doesn’t fit in the overall storyline of the setlist but damn😢 I also can’t believe they weren’t sure about adding songs from the “Agust D” album. “The Last” is essential! It never fails to make me emotional. The shoulder grab 😢 The walk away is fitting. But it’s kinda sad to not have an official goodbye at the end of a concert. I love the ending ment Yoongi does though. He’s a cute tease lol
OMG MAPLELEEEAAAFFFF!!!!!🍁💜
you have once again fallen victim to responses getting lost in drafts. 😶😶😶 i think i went off to find images of the agust d/gimme more cgi to add to this response and then never came back. i am very flightly sometimes.
anyway, yes, i did catch that it was the creepy cgi version of himself watching and toying with the stage during the second and third nights when i was watching from up in the seats. so cool. he's so cool.
ANYWAY, here is what i wrote before i so rudely interrupted myself: AHHHH I LOVED THE ARTICLE. I LOVE YOONGI. I MISS THE D-DAY TOUR SO MUCH. 😩😭🥺😍 honestly, i love First Love, but i wasn't surprised that it was missing because it doesn't really match the vibe, overall? although!!! with a live band, he could have done anything to make it match the vibe, and i'm sure if he had included it, it would have been awesome. i personally really wanted to scream sing 28, but i was still very pleased with what i got.
i was actually very surprised to see The Last. a friend was saying she hoped he would play it and i was like "hmmm idk that one seems almost too personal..." but it fit PERFECTLY and GOD it was such a magnetic way to end the set. i remember seeing clips from it and being liek WHAT THE FUCK WHATTHEFUUUUUUUCCCCKK!!!!!!! i think it is perfect the way he did it, with doing some ending stuff between D-Day and Nevermind, introducing the band and dancers, and taking their bows then. i find it pulls me kind of out of the mood when they stop at the end to talk, so seeing him end on a powerful note and walk off was just asldjaslkdjalskjdaslda ugh so fucking perfect. i love him so much. everything about that set was so fucking good, and i could watch it again and again. 🥺🥺🥺
i really love having the chance to read about his thoughts and the plans, and hearing how the stage directors were planning. it was kind of clear to me, after a few watches, that they were stripping everything bare and that the fire was "burning everything away" in a way, and i loved hearing in their words what the plan was. it was so cool. i used to photograph live events, and i have seen well over 200 concerts, and i have never seen anything like that. 💜💜💜
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stevie boy <3 i miss you
Awe, I miss you too Lucy <3
Come gimme some suga 😙
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a matchup for @nesswritesnonsense
hey ness!! thanks for sending in a matchup. i match you with…
kōshi sugawara!!
hidden in the sand - tally hall
every therapist friend needs a therapist friend
when you guys are out in public with some of your teammates, specifically the first years, and they get hurt, you and sugawara whip out your first aid kits as fast as possible
this is all going down while tsukishima and yamaguchi are snickering about hinata walking straight into a pole…
you and sugawara could just be having a calm conversation at one point, but the next, you two are planning to break into the school at night and change suga’s grade in science or smth
around sugawara, you don’t need to always be helpful. he kinda deals with the same thing, so you guys can just sit down on a couch and watch ‘bob’s burgers’ for seven hours straight. no productivity needed.
if you’re okay with it, suga reads the things you write. he loves the way you describe things.
for demon slayer, i match you with…
kyojuro rengoku!!
gimme love - joji
you are quiet to people you haven’t warmed up to? kyojuro gets you warmed up right away!!
he’s just that type of guy! really upbeat and understanding, you don’t always need to be helpful around him
you and kyojuro love baking together! he loves anything you bake (you know he loves food).
you two have a strange unhinged energy; you two can go from being extremely quiet to the slightest noise being the most hilarious thing ever in a span of seconds.
you get along with senjuro (kyojuro’s little brother)? double points!!
shinjuro (kyojuro’s father), even though he’s very easily aggravated, he has a soft spot for you and allows you in the rengoku residence.
cute, innocent couple :)
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#Blick
I need some money
•Assault
•Loser
•Baby daddy
•Credit
•Cash
•Gimme
•Atw
•all of it
•Moore bucks
•Bring em home
•Bones
•Ahhh
•Gotcha
•Up top
•Call it
•Seat down and listen
•Boss chick
•Money back
•Success
•Keys
•I like that
•Some Moore
•PSA
•Suga Mama
•Save
•Settings
•gif
•password
•code
•gcode
•keys
•so fresh
•money
•gangsta boo
•load em up
•ready set go
•make it
•by my lonely
•Got it by my lonely
•idgaf
•i need you
•chest
•serve
•branch
•$$$&0
#100kfollowers#relatable memes#model#Actor#Rap#Sing#imfuckingwithyou#music#rhymes#album#camcorder#sae.package
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Spotify: have your friends heard your playlists? gimme some suga would be a good one to share
Me: ???
#of course i'd like to share his music with my friends but... why this notif#also judge me for naming my list that i dare you#it's basically his songs in one list but if you'd want to check that out feel free to tell me :)#elena rambles
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not they makin’ shooky satin pillowcases for the 🥷🏾s 🤣🤣
#they really said happy yoongi day my melanin queens 😌💜#🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#mine#gimme some suga#yoongi day#the fact that my algorithm has pinned me down EXACTLY 😂#i would actually think about buying some of these if satin pillowcases didn’t make me hot lol
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Waiting for fans to upload the memories 2021 content somewhere so I can finally see some clips of the hyung line ‘cause so far I have seen NONE of RM, Suga, and Jin, with a small handful of j-hope.
Like come on, gimme gimme.
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⚠️ "Will fight you, even if you're bigger."
" DAMN RIGHT BABY! Now gimme some suga!"
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Blue is my new favorite color! 💙🌀
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Video posted from iHeartRadio on Twt! Side note: Hey ARMY, remember what I said about The Time coming? You see how everyone who didn't have black hair before are all wearing hats? I'm calling it now. We will be dead soon.
#bts#kim namjoon#kim seokjin#min yoongi#jung hoseok#park jimin#kim taehyung#jeon jungkook#namjooniemacaroonie#my bias 🌹#my handsome man#gimme some suga#my hope my angel#mochi#gucci boy#the bunny#our golden maknae
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