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suguru-getos · 6 months
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୨・┈﹕✦﹕ Kinktober Day 25﹕✦﹕┈・୧
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wriothesley x f!reader -> degradation
a/n: kekeke this is the first time ive written wrio 🙇🏻‍♀️ his grace sama, i had fun playing around this and i promise this is the last prompt for the day :3 it’s just not everytime i get the time & the writing juice 🧃 yanno?? to finish works left n’ right!! i also don’t wanna queue them bc they were supposed to be finished w kinktober but i picked up the future prompts bc inspo. ❤️‍🔥🥹💋 wrio fuckers get ya mans
warnings: cockwarmie, degradation!!ofc ofc, wrio is a meanie but we’ve begged him for it ‼️👀
“please, your grace.” you squealed out when wriothesley spanked your needy clit for clenching around him too tight. sipping at his tea languidly and humming in ignorance. “can’t do anything but act like the little slut you are, huh? can’t live without cock?”
it hurts your heart but spasms your cunt when wrio uses words like these, uses you— for his own pleasure. like right now, using you as his personal little cock warmer. “my pathetic little cocksleeve.” he chants and hums, reading through entrance papers of the new criminals who are to be admitted in fortress of meropide. you know you wanted this in the first place, you’ve practically begged for wriothesley to treat you with the stature of ‘his grace’ and not your boyfriend. and here you are, now slumping against his desk, defeated.
wrio loves how you’re being put in your place right now, it’s adorable really. you’re nothing but his little princess after all. someone who gets away with everything she wants, someone who always gets what she wants. the whole fortress of meropide is at your service including wriothesley. you’re the definition of ‘spoiled’. maybe this is why, he’s ecstatic at your request and wants to show you just how much power he holds on you. how much control he can have on you and the most carnal need of your body, your pleasure.
his hands languidly reached your clit, finally letting your ignored bundle of nerves get some pleasure. rubbing circles on it and smirking when you squealed. “aw? go on, squeal like an animal. maybe i should put the announcement mic up your face so the whole fortress knows how much of a slut their grace’s little girl is.” with the way wriothesley said something so sinful, you whimpered at the sentence alone. the dirty talk shooting right at your core almost painfully turning you on.
“no, your grace. just want you to hear them.” you smirked and answered back, making wriothesley feel special in your own kind of way. “oh, we’re being too good are we? why? scared you’re gonna be punished?” wrio’s hands wrapped around a fistful of your hair, tugging them and making your back arched as he started railing you. cock pistoning against your nastily wet cunt, squelching noises filling up the room which were like music to his ears.
“just- wan- oh god.” you squeaked like a stuffed toy being used and abused oh so right. you waited to feel him moving, you’ve been so good for him. now that he’s rewarding you it’s so hard to keep a check on your aggressively building orgasm. “sir, please- gonna cum so bad.” you cry out, sniffling & sobbing at just how intense it felt. no you weren’t hurt, no you weren’t in pain or feeling bad. it was just the way wriothesley shoved you into feeling small, feeling like your purpose was to be his & only his, that the grateful tears of pleasing your dom & earning a reward erupted from your half-lidded eyes.
“don’t cry,” wriothesley softened a tenfold, hey— you are someone wrio’s whole world revolves around after all. his thrusts continued as he leaned in, rewarding you with your first gentle kiss, shoving his tongue in softly and humming as he ate away at your moans.
oh you’re definitely gonna want this so many times more. and you’ll definitely have to ask him to go a little further ;)
“feels- so good.” you hummed, humping back against his thick cock, pushing both you & your lover off the peak of the orgasm, shattering down below him & convulsing around his girth with a low scream. “that’s it, take it all in, my breedable little bitch in heat.” wriothesley commented, though with the way he rubbed your back and kissed your nape throughout the whole sentence makes you think otherwise. <3
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onemillionvolts · 2 years
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genshin men + threesomes
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18+. MDNI.
ft. cyno+tighnari, thoma+ayato, childe+zhongli
warnings: f!reader, threesome, oral sex (m. + f. receiving(separate)), creampie, anal, double penetration
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☆ CYNO + TIGHNARI
with cyno behind you, you take tighnari's cock into your mouth, eyes lidding lightly as you slowly begin bobbing your head up and down. as you do this, cyno rubs the head of his cock against your slick cunt, earning muffled moans from you, moans which vibrate around tighnari's own length. the forest ranger lets out a soft groan, hands gripping tight at the bedsheets on either side of him.
you let out a whine against tighnari's cock as cyno pushes into you, bottoming out before grabbing a handful of your ass. he gives you no more than a few moments to adjust before his hips start moving, rutting back and forth, pushing his length deep into you—dragging against your gummy walls with each thrust. you find it difficult to focus, yet manage to continue sucking tighnari off.
cyno is far from gentle, his hips slam against you with seemingly more vigor each thrust. you take fistfuls of the sheets whilst cyno ruins you like there's no tomorrow, your lips still wrapped around tighnari's stiff cock, trying to give him as much pleasure as you're getting from cyno.
it seems that all three of you approach your climaxes at a similar rate; tighnari is the first to finish, hands combing through his hair as he cums in your mouth—you swallow every drop, despite the way cyno harshly treats you with the velocity of his hip ruts. it becomes too much, too quick; you let out a desperate moan around tighnari's cock as you cum, clenching around cyno's cock as he reaches his own high, hands taking a firm grip of your ass as he cums deep inside you.
☆ THOMA + AYATO
you're practically sandwiched between them; straddled atop thoma, facing him as ayato presses against you, their cocks filling your holes to the brim as tears prick at your eyes. thoma is quick to reassure you, kissing away your tears as they flow down your cheeks, "shh shh, it's okay, take your time, sweetie..." thoma coos.
you give your go-ahead once the pain has fully subsided. ayato controls the pace, using his hands to guide your hips up and down on thoma's cock while he fucks your ass. it's so overwhelming, so warm between the two of them on either side of you that you can't help but crave more, erotically chanting their names.
they stretch you out so lewdly, each time ayato moves your hips. it isn't long before you can feel your orgasm swiftly approaching, your hands clutching thoma's bare shoulders in a futile attempt to keep yourself straight while their cocks bury inside you. your body can't take it anymore, all that leaves you is a jumbled mess of half-words as you cum, rendered entirely speechless from the impact of your climax.
they're close, too—you can feel and hear it. both thoma and ayato's groans pick up in frequency, their hips moving with less rhythm and more desperation. ayato finishes first, pulling out to spill his warm cum on your back. with his hands still on your hips, he pushes you all the way down on thoma's length as he finishes, cumming deep inside your cunt thanks to ayato's help.
☆ CHILDE + ZHONGLI
your thighs are on either side of zhongli's head as you ride his face with reckless abandon, lips wrapped around tartaglia's aching cock. below you, the geo archon is devoted to pleasuring you, that much is made clear by the way his tongue worships your cunt with each rut of your hips.
yet, you stay diligent in your effort to satisfy ajax, taking his cock down your throat with each bob of your head, his drawn-out groans motivating you to keep going. as you do so, zhongli's hands take a grip at your hips, fingertips digging into your sides so that he can guide you along as you ride his face.
tartaglia's composure is long gone, his hands white-knuckling the sheets as shameless groans escape him. zhongli's tongue is enough to blur your mind, and sucking ajax off becomes like second nature—a passive action. that is, until the harbinger reaches his sudden climax, pushing your head forward and cumming down your throat.
you keep sucking even after he's finished; partially to watch him squirm, hips bucking upward as whorish groans leave his lips—but mostly because it's all you can do to suppress your own sounds as zhongli laps up your slick like a man deprived, coaxing you through your own orgasm, hips stuttering to a halt as he does his best to messily lick up every last drop, letting some drip down his chin.
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angelprinz · 8 months
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i really wanna date kaeya who keeps you around as a fucktoy n cumdump. slaps you silly on the cheek and ass as he’s fucking you. brushes his cock against your asshole and spanks you when you protest that it’s the wrong hole. “shut up and take what i give you.”
kaeya likes it when you’re clinging onto his arm as he rocks his hips into yours and smirks at your wet teary eyes. makes it feel like you’re his beloved when he really thinks of you as a cock needy partner.
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gutouhua · 2 years
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zhongli x f.reader. explicit. semi-public sex, vaginal sex, creampie. an. wrote this in honor of zhongli banner re-run, may you get geo daddy and his constellations if you pull for him!!!
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zhongli holds you steady when you're on top of him, legs spread lazily, to accommodate you in between him. your tucked against the corner of a bookshelf with your legs wrapped around his slutty waist, the heels of your feet digging into his hips.
"quiet, darling," he mutters, even as he himself struggles to keep quiet himself. the two of you are supposed to be studying. studying for something...something that you fail to remember when he rolls his hips up, angling his cock to hit that soft spot that makes you keen.
"fuck--"
ah," he mumbles delightedly as if he just learned some new history fact. "there it is, that spot you like so much. let's give it some more love, shall we?"
you're about to tell him that if he does, you'll probably yell from the pleasure, but he does it before you can say anything, thrusting his hard length back into your slick cunt and capturing your lips in his to muffle your cries.
"i said to be quiet," he whispers savagely as he begins to set an unrelenting pace, pulling out and thrusting deep, relishing the way your pussy flutters around his cock.
"i can't," you whimper, shaking your head, squirming in his grasp. it's heady, the mix of sweat and musk in the air swarms your senses in the small space, and when zhongli kisses you again, his long, forked tongue spearing against yours in time to his thrusts, you feel yourself strung so tight, so close to cumming that all it takes is one more hard, delicious thrust, for everything to come crashing down on you.
zhongli groans hard into your shoulder and shudders against you, holding you close as he spills inside you before pulling out, a thick ribbon of sticky white cum connecting the two of you.
"zhongli!"
you quickly smooth out your skirt and shirt as quickly as you can, fervor in every movement.
"zhongli!" the voice is close enough now that you recognize it as childe's. "where are you?"
zhongli rolls his eyes at the sound of the man, but his voice is anything but annoyed when he speaks to you.
"i told you to be quiet, love. or did you want childe to see and hear you?"
you turn bright pink before turning to leave but not before he stops you and places something wet in your hands.
"you forgot your panties, darling." he smiles sweetly. "or did you want me to keep them for you?"
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lavenprinz · 1 year
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think u might be my new fav person omg?? (i don't know if this is srs or not so /hj)
anyways brother figure kazuha who found you asleep and injured on one of his adventures :( also found your panties ripped and assumed that maybe... something happened? regardless, he snaps a quick photo of your (possibly used) pussy and carries you back to his hideout.
you stayed with him for a while, and he seemed like a brother to you, and you loved him as such and maybe a little more!
and of course, as an experienced samurai, he teaches you how to work your way around a sword!! and..well..his sword.
he guided your hands and tiny mouth around his cock whenever you did something right, and like a good girl (or boy or whatever u want) you obeyed!! this made him so happy sometimes, that he just pushed your head down his cock :( you always forgive him though, cant stay mad at your big bro figure!! <3
(this is my first ever thirst i sent hhhh i have no idea if im doing it right lmk pls)
cupping your cheeks n planting a big ol smooch on your lips, this was so yummy anonnie!!!!
kazuha-nii <3333 make it a memory loss incident and he reteaches you everything abt how to live! like using a sword to fight and making his sword very very happy!!! so happy that it spurts hot heavy loads down your throat and it always makes kazuha-nii smile so warmly at you, his cheeks glowing red as he pets your head !!! you completely forget abt the pain of having your airway blocked from his thick length and smile with your mouthfull of his cum, happy to have made your kazuha-nii proud of you !!! eventually you become his precious lil cumdump that he keeps in his hideout mwamwa <3
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kaedescara · 10 months
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thinking about watching haikaveh kiss for the first time.
maybe you were dating one of them and maybe you could absolutely positively feel the connection and tension between them both when you're all hanging out at their place.
maybe you insisted on drinking tonight and maybe you were heavy flirting and maybe you were rubbing your ass on someone's lap, no, maybe it was the other one's lap? who knows by this point.
all you know for sure now is that you're on your knees, admiring the flush that made it's way from kaveh's cheeks to his ears and the way alhaitham's breathing is unsteady. you note how they'll only sneak glances at each other despite sitting centimeters apart and god, you had to do everything around here huh?
"two pretty boys, sittin' on the couch with their pants down, can’t even look at each other.." you smirked, your eyes raking over their exposed skin, “when you gonna do what we've all been waiting for? want you two to moan in each other's mouths while i'm down here makin' you feel good, kay?"
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haruchiyos · 2 years
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— Men that trail their fingers softly across your exposed skin in the morning, their still sleep bleary eyes just slightly open to admire you as they whisper a gentle “Good morning, my love.”
Daichi, Kuroo, Konoha, Ushijima, Kiyoomi, Suna, Draken, Wakasa, Inui, Kakuchou, Izana, Albedo, Childe, Diluc, Kaeya, Zhongli, Choso, Nanami, Yuuta, Azul, Jade, Malleus, Vil
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baugojo · 2 years
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♡XIAO!YAKSHA argument w love
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arguing with xiao is like arguing with a brick wall. your boyfriend, sometimes forgets that you, have a ton of human emotion. so right now, your hands are being thrown in the air every so often for dramatic affect; and he’s standing there, taking it.
you weren’t mad at him for an invalid reason. you actually had a good point as to what upset you so much.
when traveling all together on accident and colliding down at the bottom of the chasm, you and yanfei found a way to connect with xiao and bring him to you. but after figuring out the time-loop, and the true loss of his friend’s life; you found an exit.
yelan and xiao used the said compass to help you all get out of this mess; whilst then xiao had full control of it, and you, yelan and yanfei fought the darkness that swormed.
for some odd reason, this entire small trip of yours, with friends, and boyfriend, he was awfully admiring the thought of sacrifice. and so when the compass was breaking, he teleported all of you to the surface; allowing him to fall alone. in the dark. zhongli had a feeling this would occur, and so luckily he was there to save your boyfriend. but what if..
“xiao, you could’ve died!” your voice on the cusp of a screech, you continued. “what then huh?”
“you were safe. that is all that mattered to me.” he defended, “I am an adeptus, it is my venture to protect liyue and its people.”
“what about being my protector? I don’t care if I’m stuck with you for eternity down there! sacrificing yourself is never the answer xiao!”
“it is when it was the only option for your safety!”
“no it isn’t!”
this argument was pointless. you were getting nowhere. you couldn’t really understand why xiao spoke so much about sacrificing himself earlier in the chasm, because you thought you’d made him a little less miserable. the moment you felt yourself touch the air above, when your feet hit the ground, you were quick to try running back into the chasm. but yelan held you back.
“I’m going to bed.” you mumbled; because after a long and complicated discussion full of yelling, how could you not be tired? in fact, xiao should be resting much more than you. but you weren’t going to push him right now.
you slush yourself into the shared bedroom in the teyvat building, knowing well that the wangshu inn walls were top quality, and still, verr could probably hear you both. you weren’t going to hear the end of it tomorrow.
fluffing your pillow now, you got yourself ready for bed. you couldn’t fight him anymore. like said in the beginning, it was like arguing with a brick wall. not because xiao could care less about you, or your feelings, no. xiao loves you, and for that, he’d do literally anything. but more so because xiao cannot comprehend the way he makes people feel sometimes; how he makes you feel, making poor decisions such as this.
he worries you. you felt your heart pound out of your chest, reliving the moments where you really thought you’d lost the love of your life forever.
as if on cue to the small twinkle of water that melted off the side of your face, your boyfriend wiped the tear from your stained cheek. he felt bad, slightly coming to an understanding on how you felt. I mean, you are his world; what if you were to do the same? what really got to him, was the spoken liquid that laced your beautiful complexion.
“please don’t cry my love.” xiao could feel your discomfort, hurt, fear, causing him to wrap himself around you, enclosing you in his body, as your head measles it’s way into his soft abed chest. still wanting to hit him and fight him, for now, you’d except the comfortable aura that now served the room. “I’m sorry.” xiao’s voice whispered; whilst his chin rests upon your head of hair, comfortably. “though as an adeptus I swore to protect the people of liyue, as your partner I also swore to protect you.”
“I love you.” his hands drabbled along your sides, now resting his head in the crook of your neck; allowing you to swirl your pointer-finger around in circles with strands of the green-blue locks combed through. “I love you.” you replied, still wrapping his hair around your digits, falling asleep in what felt like seconds after; satisfying xiao. and now he, can also rest.
as you predicted, you didn’t hear the end of it when trying to leave wangshu inn discreetly, verr was just waiting for you to try and leave without her catching sight of you.
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an: I cried playing the perilous quest lmao.
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suguru-getos · 11 months
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summary: kaveh the sweetheart, the precious man you thank the archons for every single time. sometimes... he also has a mean streak; the streak you bring out after carefully caliberated moves. you’d have to tease him, you’d have to make him jealous to land yourself here.
mentions of overstimulation (f!rec, meanie kaveh :3)
“not so fun now is it?” kaveh cooed, watching you struggle as your legs tied up from the corners from the bed felt restricted & in pain. a vibrator nudged against your sensitive bundle of nerves as kaveh pulled out another high off you.
your body felt like it was on fire, your senses felt like they were haywired, pain and pleasure overwhelming every nerve ending in your body. your panting, heaving chest, bubbling warm tears drenching the pillow were all a sight to behold. kaveh could almost feel pity for you if it weren’t for your longing determination to watch him snap.
“didn’t you want to brat out? why are you inching away from the consequences?” he leaned in, twisting and pinching your tits, perked up because of the pleasure waves in your core. 
“didn’t you?” kaveh asked, once more, annoyance laced in his voice because of your lack of answers.
“kaveh-” you panted rabidly, whimpering and staring at him for mercy doe-eyed. you had so much fun, pressing his buttons... but after feeling like you will pass out from overstimulation, you miss your boyfriend’s usual self. the caring, kind, spoiling self.
“kaveh- please-”
“please what angel? want more? alright! i will give you more.” kaveh cooed, letting the vibe on the highest setting.
you shrieked, mewling out at the soaring feeling and how your walls throbbed. head shaking in defiance as you negated his torture, “no no no please kaveh please”
“begging mess...” kaveh sighed, letting you recover a bit by adjusting the vibe to normal.
“if you truly are sorry, then you’d let go once more, then maybe another time, then maybe another..” kaveh’s voice echoed in your ear drums in a taunting, tantalizing way.
“no- i can’t- i can’t!” you cried out, already feeling another painful orgasm build up inside you. you didn’t know at this point how much you could give him more. kaveh... on the other hand, seemed especially hungry, unsatiable for you.
“yes you will, you know how? because i will take care of it personally.” kaveh’s hands languidly touched your swollen nub, watching you jolt up in sensitivity.
“yes you will... angel. everything comes with a price, mm?”
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onemillionvolts · 2 years
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genshin men + more random drabbles
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18+. MDNI. some more themeless little drabbles cause they're so fun to write
ft. diluc, tighnari, childe, scaramouche, xiao
warnings: fem!reader, oral sex(m. receiving), fingering, dry humping(kinda), rough sex, spanking, creampie, degradation(use of "whore"), edging, orgasm denial
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☆ DILUC
diluc is always monumentally busy, it makes you feel so bad for him. running the winery is no simple task, and it often leaves him exhausted at the end of the day. luckily, that's where you come in. you support diluc in every single way you can, whether that be helping him out at work, doing things at home, or, your personal favorite, sucking him off at the end of every stressful day.
diluc lies in bed, watching with tired cherry eyes as you practically fawn over his cock, licking up the underside of his shaft before finally taking the swollen pink tip of it between your lips, inching down his impressive length until he hits the back of your throat. you take him so well, and it's like his deep, drawn-out groans are a challenge for you to do even better, to deepthroat him like your life depends on it.
a hand combs through his long red locks, his breaths heavy as you sloppily bob your head up and down on his cock, eyes peering deep in his own glossy ones as he gets closer, hips pushing upwards as he cums, the only warning being a deep grunt of your name as he spills his seed deep inside your mouth... you swallow every last drop, of course.
☆ TIGHNARI
tighnari plays with your cunt for his own pleasure. there's just something about it all that makes him so happy, that gives him peace of mind. your pretty sounds, the way you move, and how your cunt feels against his fingers just drives him crazy.
his delicate fingertips travel up your folds, rubbing your clit with such grace—not that you've learned to expect anything less from tighnari. everything he does is so precise, so careful, especially when it comes to you. his soft touches are enough to make you squirm, to make your back arch, his name spilling from your lips.
his fingers slide past your entrance once you're closer, your slick allowing easy access for his digits. the way he expertly pumps his fingers into your soaking cunt is heavenly, especially paired with the way he thumbs at your clit. it isn't long before you're grabbing onto his arm for dear life as he fingers you through your orgasm, a playful smile on his face as you tighten around his digits.
☆ CHILDE
ajax loves to take advantage of how needy you are for him, he puts you through these sick games before he so much as thinks about giving you what you're so desperate for. he makes you strip down naked as he lies in bed, only in his gray slacks. and before he takes them off and frees his aching cock, he makes you hump him through his pants.
"the messier these get, the better," he coos, watching in awe as you glide your glistening cunt along the outline of his cock, eyes glossy with lust as you grind against him, dampening the fabric of his slacks, just like he loves. in fact, tartaglia can't even stop himself from grinding up against you.
"fuck, babydoll, gonna make me cum in my pants..." ajax sheepishly slurs, equally aroused and amused as you continue to shamelessly hump him, your hips continuing to roll as you grind on him through your orgasm. and fuck, he can't hold back either, not after the way you moan his name like that—he finishes in his pants without an ounce of shame.
☆ SCARAMOUCHE
scara is balls deep inside of your tight cunt, and entirely feeding off of the way that you're moaning and whining out for him. you started off on all fours, but it doesn't take long for your arms to give, the male's thrusts far too brutal for you to retain your strength. being soft is barely in scaramouche's vocabulary, especially when it comes to fucking you.
his hand crashes down on your ass, multiple times as he fucks into you with no sign of remorse, his thick cock stretching you out with each slam of his hips. "fuck, such a good little whore for me.." he babbles, indigo eyes panned down to watch how his cock disappears into your cunt every time he rocks his hips forward against you.
your frantic words, announcing your impending orgasm, are swallowed up and muffled by the pillow that your face buries in, slurring out a wail of his name as you cum around his cock, his pace still overwhelming in the best possible way. scara's firm hands grip onto your ass as he cums, halting his thrust at its apex to cum as deep inside of you as he can, accompanied by a deep rasp of your name.
☆ XIAO
your legs are thrown over xiao's shoulders as he pounds into you, the regular blank expression that usually adorns his face nowhere to be found—instead, his eyes are half-lidded and cloudy with lust, mouth agape as he fucks you like there's no tomorrow, hips unrelenting as you clench around his cock.you're so close, but much like each time previous that you approached your climax, xiao can tell.. and with a sinister smirk, he stops all motion of his hips, dead in his tracks, depriving you of your orgasm yet again.
"please," you whine, voice shaky and tired from moaning and sobbing out his name so much. "'please' what?" he spits back, perfectly content to let his stiff cock rest inside you. "please.. need to cum," you whimper out, giving him the best doe eyes you possibly can. he's been edging you for the better part of half an hour at this point, and it's unbearable. he huffs without another word spoken, hips picking up right where they left off.
xiao's cock glides against your walls effortlessly, his hands holding your hips steady as he fucks into you. the swollen head of his length drags against your sweet spot with each thrust, and it isn't long before it sends you past the point of no return—after so long of being denied, you cum around xiao's cock, letting out an exaggerated moan of his name as your walls clamp around his girth.
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angelprinz · 1 year
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laven, i cant stop thinking about that one pervy confession forum ask with business man childe fucking reader in the train... thinking about it with a side of corruption and him practically making us his sugar baby 🥰
degen anon always feeds me w the yummiest asks <3
being his sugar baby is the dream, get bound to childe with the taste of lavish spending and how you can’t get how he fucks you out of your mind.
every night after the train is spent unsuccessfully trying to reach the highs he brings you and replaying memories of how he ruined you. you cave eventually, posting desperately for him to come ruin you in the train again or come over to your address cause you need him now~
childe would leave his number and a brand new designer purse stuffed with cash as he leaves, after he made you pass out from cumming <3 your sleeping naked body covered in his bite marks makes childe smile with satisfaction and he would lean down to give your hair a kiss before leaving, all dressed in his 3 piece suit, looking as if he didn’t fuck you till unconscious hehe.
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arataka-reigen · 11 months
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Sebastian Stardewvalley is like a cousin to me
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THIRST WATCH #6: “G.I. Blues”
Let’s start from my most important observation: Tulsa is a ridiculous name. Does it win the crown of Elvis’ most absurd screen name? Wait, or is it just a nickname because he’s from Oklahoma? (🎼 or Arizona… what does it matter? 🎼 )
Tulsa is the goofiest of Elvis’ characters in terms of facial expressions. I don’t know why I voted to “kill him” in the Elvis movies poll. Maybe because this was the first movie Elvis did when he came back from the army and honestly it was a sheer cry from “King Creole”. It’s not Tulsa’s fault, though, more like Hal Wallis’.
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The first two songs sucked, so I was happy when a soldier played “Blue Suede Shoes” on the jukebox. Meta moment there. So, how does ElvIs Presley look like in the G.I. Blues universe? Does he look exactly like Tulsa McLean, is Tulsa aware that he really looks like Elvis or does Elvis look different in this universe lol? 😂 I gotta occupy my time because the plot of this movie is paper thin.
It’s so evident that they filmed some external scenes in Germany without Elvis and then the rest was done in a soundstage in Hollywood.
Classic plot where a guy bets with his friends that he can get the girl and then he falls in love with her, with the caveat that it wasn’t really his idea because Elvis had to be the good boy bla bla bla. The girl wasn’t even hard to get. I would have loved to see Elvis being challenged at least, since the premise is so predictable.
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Elvis ate too many pretzels while he was in Germany and his skin is not great (or maybe the makeup department wanted to save some money).
Why did they throw in the fact that Tulsa is part Native American without a reason? They were obsessed with this “exotic” thing about EP back then.
West Germany in 1960 is a country where everybody speaks excellent English and says “ja wohl” all the time! 😂
I liked the Italian girl, Tina. I found her more beautiful than Elvis’ girl, Lili. I looked her up, the actress is really Italian.
Elvis almost had as much chemistry with that puppet than with Ann-Margret. I hate the song “Wooden Heart”, by the way. If you want to torture me play that song over and over. Elvis it’s a good sport: even in the silliest of songs, he gives it all.
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The babysitting scene was funny. Do you think Elvis was that clumsy with Lisa Marie?
When he hugs the girl in the cable car, woah, I wanna be held in his arms like that… and he’s been dead for 45 years! 😭
I kinda liked that he “Didja ever” at the end, where Elvis breaks the fourth wall.
That’s it. I don’t have much to say about this. Overall, okay movie. Enjoyable and lighthearted, but with mediocre songs. Elvis is super charming and the whole thing works only because he holds the screen so well. He’s more cute than hot in this movie.
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aetheternity · 1 year
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I so desperately want to wrap my arms around that pretty waist of his omg
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