talons: what possessed you to flirt with THE KING?

mc: you guys know i love shiny expensive things i shouldn't touch, this is very on brand actually

It's all just harmless flirting until all of the Talons have to attend your wedding and coronation.

Not so funny now, is it your majesty?

What if I drew YOUR characters huh

What if I did that free of charge as thank you for the work you’re doing eh???

Bet ur pretty scared rn

I just shat my pants in fear 😧

Actual tho?

Here’s a lil oc of mine if anyone wants to draw her ❤️

I love you anon 😭

Hi there! I stumbled upon your blog a while ago and I just wanted to say that I absolutely love your work. I absolutely love your Medusa Reader as well as the interactions between her and Baraka as well as her friendship with Syzoth with the rest of the Earthrealmers and Outworlders and of course the animosity she has for Shang Tsung though he's still attracted to her. I'm also the anonymous person that's been sending you the numerous reactions requests because I wanted to see how you would write out the scenarios that I would ask for and you've never disappointed me. I felt comfortable to reveal myself to you because I was nervous to see what kind of reaction I would get for sending these requests to you. I love the latest scenario that you posted yesterday and I sent you another request though this one is more PG friendly, basically the Outworlders stumbling upon a pet store and them interacting with the animals inside with Medusa Reader and Syzoth encountering the reptiles in the reptile section, Mileena and Kitana as well as Li Mei and Tanya playing with several puppies and kittens and ferrets and Ashrah interacting with several birds while Baraka is asking Johnny why do Earthrealmers keep them as pets and which ones would be delicious to eat scaring the Outworlders and a few customers and maybe Syzoth trying to eat some of the bugs that they sell in the store. You're an amazing writer with incredible talent and I hope to read more from you soon. Keep up the good work, you're awesome!

A/N: Awwwww and I think YOU'RE awesome! Thanks for the asks too as those are fun to write. Sometimes I have to step back from writing since I'm laughing too hard at what I wrote or think about writing with these scenes.😂😂😂 Also, I am SOOOOO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG TO FINALLY FINISH!!! I hope this makes up for it!!!!

You and the other outworlders plus Ashrah vaguely wondered about what Earthrealm's fauna is like compared to the other realms. You are all given a chance when coming across a pet store while Johnny was giving you another Earthrealm tour, specifically, a "exotic" pet store, that had a painted tropical bird on the sign. The smell of prey and predator bombarding emanating even just outside the door.

Mileena and Kitana were immediately drawn to the softer looking animals, approaching a pen filled with soft puppies yapping in greeting at the newcomers and another filled with mewing fluffy kittens. Mileena laughed as the puppies tripped over their own feet in their pursuit to greet her and Tanya. The latter lightly jokes/suggests that maybe they train some of these hounds to be Umgadi.

Kitana meanwhile is a few yards from her sister contently petting the kittens and letting them climb all over her, with Li Mei acting as her guard, as old habits die hard. Yet, one could see a small smirk from the former Umgadi priestess as she observes one kitten, the runt of the litter, trying to climb her leg. Admiring the small kit's tenacity. Kitana and Mileena later move their attentions to the small glass case containing ferrets.

You and Baraka followed behind Ashrah and Syzoth as the former wanted to check out the colorful birds there, seeing as the Netherealm doesn't contain any colorful ones nor non-scavengers. However, you lagged behind when your snakes started to hiss up a storm as they all lean towards the terraiums displaying mice and rats, snapping their jaws and flicking their tongues in the direction of the tasty snacks.

"Behave! I'll buy some of them later, just calm down!"

You hurriedly grabbed at your snakes to pull them away, as the rodents within their cases started running around in panic. Syzoth notices one of the store's employees giving you an odd look, and then drags you along to the reptile section while Baraka glowers at the employee until they finally lower their head to avoid eye contact with the Tarkatan.

The Reptile section had to be the most interesting part of the tour. Given how many of your snakes seemed to share many similarities with the serpents being sold here, whether that be in snout shape, eyes, length, or scale color and pattern. Although you had to pull your snakes away from more than one caged serpent, as they tried to eat the smaller ones and curled away from a boa.

Syzoth would remark how some of the reptiles vaguely resemble either relatives or associates from Zaterra. He would point at some of the lizards, such as an "ugly" looking reptile with dull scales and say that it's Archduke Mahazzem before hissing in amusement which you shared in.

"It really DOES look like him."

The Zaterran even pointed at a snake basking on a rock under its heating lamp and remarked that it's you. To which you respond by pointing at a tortoise and saying the resemblance between him and Syzoth is uncanny. While you and Syzoth were ribbing each other, Baraka went off on his own to ask Cage if he could purchase some of the animals, specifically some ferrets, birds, and reptiles. Not as pets but as meat to try out later. Much to Cage's disgust and a few other regular customers' horror. Kitana held the ferret in her arms even closer as did Tanya with one of the pups she was growing fond of.

Cage's disgust doesn't end there as he spots you and Syzoth purchasing some crickets and mice before eating them right at the register, for all to see. At the sound of a child crying, did Cage rush to escort all of you out of the store, not caring for Baraka's protests of not getting anything to eat as well.

As a duck enthusiast I was quite pleased and amused that ducks were discussed in Good Omens

Crowley seems to be our expert here! 😈💕🦆

That anonymous post "nothing just 07 mikey bein a boob man lol"

Totally agree there :D In fact, I think Mikey across the turtle-verse would be that kind of man XD I can picture him now: "Owhh, baby! I love your bewbs!"

💀💀 YES

Hi there!! What's your opinion on pineapple on pizza?! So great to have you here hehe

Keeper is pretty clueless about a lot of modern things... She hasn't tried that many things yet !

Oh, the argument got a little heated here ...

😜😘

OMG! They are the same person! 😅😅

The thing about "proshitters" is that it's not even an insult to me. Like I've struggled with chronic constipation all my life, HELL YEAH I'M PRO-SHIT! Constipation kills! So if we're proshitters, they're antishitters. They're constipation apologists.

Oh my god. Anon, I laughed so hard. But also, I am so sorry you've struggled with that. I've been constipated a few times and it's not fun.

You're correct though. We pro-shitters are for shitting. Anti-shitters however, are against shitting. So like, who's the bad one here?

Have them as your bodyguard, throw them into a river, get them some food

Jere, Jakko, Häärijä

Why are you always forcing me to commit violence 😭😭🔪

But I obviously would want Jaakko as a bodyguard bc all the baldies just have this 'u can't fuck with me' vibe and I'd feel very safe with them

I would give jere SO MUCH food bc he needs to rest and be monitored nutrition wise so I can sleep in peace knowing he's eating healthy

And I have to yet again commit a crime against häärijä and throw him in the river but only bc I know he would come back ASAP probably swimming like hasselhoff from the old SpongeBob movie. I'm sorry but those are the vibes I'm getting I don't make the rules

Could you make a long story about him. (Smut)

About who? Dabi?

headcanoning short mcs as being Amatus' favorite of the ducklings cause all the others have outgrown him in height lmao

"MC, you're the only one I can trust anymore. Your brothers and sister have betrayed me, abandoned me, and now I can only rely on you," Amatus says solemnly.

"Um, what are you talking about," you say as Amatus uses your head as an armrest while he looks pensively out the window.

"Hush child. You're still too small to understand."

Hola!

Dilema filosófico de semana santa (no importa si eres creyente o no) ¿cuál es el mejor platillo de tu pueblo para estas fechas? Justifica tu respuesta

Hola!

Me has puesto en dificultad con esta pregunta 🤭torrijas?

Si tuviera que decir algo de mi país diría la colomba:

i bounce ye like a basketball. I jump and shoot for the hoop. I score. 2 points

I have been basketball. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!

I've been thinking about duck acquisition recently. How many ducks are too many? Should I have an entire family of ducks? 💖🦆

I would say as many as you want and can as long as you take good care of them, but as always, don't forget :

Kiss, marry, kill: the train conductor, the ghost on the roof of the train, and Santa (all from Polar Express)

you are a silly bug

Kiss Santa, for clout ya know?

Marry the ghost on the roof, he is a rough and tough vagabond but a workin man, pluse he's a ghost sooooo

Kill the train conductor, he's a train cop

I need a counter for how many times i mistake platonic or aesthetic attraction for romantic attraction. It's too many times

If we all had one all our problems would be solved! No more questioning, just wait for the counter to ding!

These are the asks that get me smiling :D

Stay safe and remember you are always valid anon!