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annymation · 2 months

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What things annoyed and infuriated you the most in Wish 2023 (or Canon!Wish)?

OOOOH BOY! You just gave me permission to open a whole can of worms! Let's gooo!

Okay so here's a list:

I don't like how weak the reveal of what Magnifico actually does is. Asha finds out that he doesn't grant all the wishes, awesome, that would be a cool reveal, except, it's not a reveal, she freakin KNEW THIS! Asha herself said to a kid "It could be you someday" COULD! Asha, you said COULD, as in, there's the POSSIBILITY he'll grant that kid's wish, not a certainty! Not to mention if he only grants ONE wish per month then OF FREAKING COURSE not all wishes are granted. Okay, case in point, there's no grand reveal that the king is doing something no one knew, Asha apparently just forgot how their kingdom works.

Now hear me out, I am NOT one of those people that says Magnifico is a hero and Asha is a villain, I wanna make this clear, because although I find people who legit think like that kinda funny and I reblog their takes from time to time, I also find it frustrating that Disney managed to make a STRAIGHT, WHITE, MAN, IN A POSITION OF POWER, MORE LIKABLE THAN THEIR SECOND BLACK PROTAGONIST! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? IT'S SO EASY TO MAKE US HATE HIM!!!-ahem- But, although Magnifico is the most likable character in the movie, I do not see him as a hero, no no no, keeping the wishes away from the people of Rosas is bad, pretending that he'd grant Sabino's wish only to say SIKE was bad, saying he'd never grant Asha family's wishes was bad. So, am I saying Magnifico is a villain?... No. That's topic number 2, Magnifico wasn't a villain, he was a jerk. A jerk does not a villain make. I didn't feel threatened by that man for not a single minute, and that's including when he was possessed by the evil book, speaking of which.

That dang book both ruined and saved the movie honestly, because yeah, although it's a stupid way to make Magnifico an actual villain, but in a way that makes us sympathize with him since he's not in his right mind, and the last thing you want is for the audience to feel bad for your villain... Well, there's exceptions of course, but that's a whole other subject. But even though the book caused all this damage, it also gave us King unhinged, campy, straight up evil, fruity, voiced by Chris Pine having the time of his life Magnifico, and I loved every second of it, I ate possessed Magnifico up, I was living for every cringe cliche evil dialogue that came out of him, like hell yeah, that's what I've been waiting for, that's what it's all about WOOOOOO!!! I loved him so much I just copy pasted his personality into the Magnifico in my rewrite, although, my version is actually willing to kill teens, while Canon Mag seemed more hesitant for some reason, my headcanon is that Magnifico was fighting the curse deep down, and that's why his magic actually didn't hurt anyone, so... That's sad, hope he breaks out of the mirror and kills them all Idk

We're on topic 4 and this is not even half of my problems oh my... Anyway, Asha is boring. And I mean like, in a way that feels intentional, how did they do it? It's fascinating how she has nothing going for her, she doesn't stand out, doesn't have any internal conflicts at the start of the movie, something ALL Disney princesses have: Belle doesn't fit in with her village, Mulan struggles to make her family proud, Mirabel struggles to make her family proud x10.000, Moana wants to explore the sea but can't, Ariel wants to explore the land but can't, Jasmine wants to get out of the castle but can't, Cinderella is a victim of domestic abuse, ya'll get the idea, all these girls get their struggles that make them compelling, what's Asha's struggle that has been with her for most of her life?... Uh... Her grandpa, this dude we just met and seems pretty happy... Doesn't have his wish granted yet... Ok, what else? Oh yeah everyone in town seems to love her and dance along with her to show tourists how cool the kingdom is... Uhum... So yeah she has no compelling struggles that hook us with her from the start, and the conflict she DOES get, as I explained before, feels underwhelming.

The setting, oh the setting. Like, don't get me wrong, the architecture is pretty, but nothing about it screams SPAIN to me, where is the cultural food? Where are the bulls? Where's the stuff we associate with the Iberian Peninsula? They did such a good job in Encanto, what the heck happened? Oh and did I mention that most of the animals that appear in the forest are not even native to the Iberian Peninsula, there would be no racoons in a medieval setting there, considering they're an invasive species that was brought there from North America, something that, I assume, wouldn't be possible back then, as I don't think the americas were even discovered yet, but anyway, there they are, racoons hanging upside down from their tails, something they can't even do. Sorry for expecting biology accuracy from my disney movie guys, but you can't just make Encanto, that was freaking amazing with it's inclusion of so many gorgeous latin American animals, and then do whatever Wish is, like bruh where were the Lynxes??? They're an endangered species there, Disney could've raised awareness!!!

The music...

Valentino was absurdly annoying, and it would be SO EASY to make a baby goat cute! Baby. Goats. Are. Cute. SO WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM UNFUNNY GOAT THAT MAKES BUTT JOKES???

Characters were unmemorable, Asha's mom didn't do anything, Sabino, whose supposed to be the backbone of the story, is barely a character, and again, it's not like Disney hasn't made likable elderly people before, Moana's grandma, Mama Coco, but my guy Sabino was just... There.

Aaaand I probably could go on and on but I can't think of anything else, feel free to share your own problems with the movie yall.

#wish star #wish disney #wish movie #wish #disney #wish 2023 #disney wish

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Character Spotlight: Gul Dukat

By Ames

Last week we expanded our spotlight series to include villains, and like our focus character Kai Winn, this week’s villain is so compelling he deserves his own post. It’s no secret I’m a big fan of Dukat (both my favorite Cardassian and my favorite DS9 villain), but what is it about him that’s just so entrancing? Is it the swaggering charisma he exudes? Is it all the justifications he makes for his clearly villainous actions? Clearly it’s the mile-long neck, right? Well A Star to Steer Her By is going to get to the bottom of how such a bad man makes such a great character.

Did Dukat do nothing wrong? Of course not; he’s a monster, after all. But as a character, he gets so much right, and his performance by Marc Alaimo is so devoted that, every so often, you let your guard slip and root for the guy. He has the sheer audacity to pull off some of the schemes we’ve highlighted below, so scroll on down, listen to us whispering in your ear on this week’s podcast (jump to 1:15:10), and swagger up the place.

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Favorite moments

Won’t someone please think of the children? One of the most impressive things about Cardassians is their ability to scheme for the long term. And Dukat is particularly skilled at scheming. His war orphans plot in “Cardassians” to undermine Gul Pa’dar sat dormant for eight years before it emerged! How many other schemes is he sitting on, waiting for them to hatch into something nefarious?

I spent the last few years building up an immunity to mind melds When Sarkonna tries to mind meld Dukat to extract information, she learns the hard way that Dukat’s mental discipline somehow surpasses hers. And she’s a freakin’ Vulcan! And then Dukat spends the rest of the scene in “The Maquis” sassing at his Maquis captors about how terrible they are at handling their prisoners and how the Cardassians are so much better at it.

Attention Bajoran workers It is downright badass for Dukat to beam in during “Civil Defense” and snark at the crew in Ops about how naive they were to set off the counterinsurgency program… all while standing in front of a ball shooting lasers! We also see more layers of trademark Cardassian scheming when even Dukat’s program is supplanted by yet another directive from Central Command!

I thought the Obsidian Order didn’t have any ships I find it amusing that, while normal Romulans acquiesce to the Tal Shiar in “Face of the Enemy,” the Cardassian Central Command and the Obsidian Order seem to loathe each other. In “Defiant,” Dukat has teamed up with Sisko to get the Defiant back from Tom Riker, and he manages to gleefully expose the Obsidian Order’s illegal ship-building plans on the way!

Cue the fireworks! Cardassians are nothing if not petty. When the Siskos have proven it possible for Bajoran lightships to have traveled to Cardassian space in “Explorers,” Dukat is there to congratulate them. Turns out the Cardassians have beaten Sisko the punch by “discovering” wreckage of a Bajoran lightship right before Sisko arrived. Coincidence? I think not.

You’re my number one dad, give or take Okay, so Dukat was fully planning on killing Ziyal in “Indiscretion,” and it’s the lowest bar for a man to not murder his progeny, but he manages to clear it! Leaving his bastard daughter alive ends up ruining his position and his marriage, but Dukat can’t bring himself to harm his daughter when he finally confronts her. And damn does he look good in a Breen uniform.

The first Klingon Bird-of-Prey ever to be captured by Cardassia Marauding Dukat may be my favorite Dukat. Sure, he lost his status after the news about Ziyal spread, but in “Return to Grace,” he just goes with it! He uses his dinky little freighter the Groumall to actually capture a Klingon Bird-of-Prey, which is all kinds of impressive. And he even has a good rapport with Kira this episode, trying to tempt her over to the privateer life.

Remember to rate your Uber driver While Sisko, Odo, and O’Brien are dressing up like Klingons to infiltrate the Order of the Bat’leth ceremony in “Apocalypse Rising,” Dukat is flying around with his stolen Klingon Bird-of-Prey. He’s even magnanimous enough to bring our DS9 friends to the ceremony, likely as an excuse to show off his spoils and how damn great he looks in a Klingon baldric.

The enemy of my enemy, twice removed If there’s a theme to many of these favorite Dukat moments, it’s the sheer audacity he displays. If nothing else, he always picks the ballsiest moves, which makes for the most entertaining developments. And it’s nothing short of audacious when he reveals that he has allied Cardassia with the Dominion in “By Inferno’s Light” while the DS9 crew picks their jaws up off the deck.

A graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never seen! Just everything about “Waltz” is spellbinding, which is a testament to Dukat’s character because a majority of the episode is watching him go slowly (and then quickly) absolutely insane. He reveals to Sisko with relish how he believes he was right in how he treated the Bajorans and how he deplores that they never so much as said “thank you.” Ingrates.

Yo Momma jokes, Bajoran edition Is it contrived that “Wrongs Darker than Death or Night” establishes that Gul Dukat took Kira’s mom as a comfort woman during the Occupation? Yeah, a little. And I’ve already given both Sisko and Kira guff for their actions this episode. But you’ve got to appreciate the gall of Dukat, ringing Kira in the middle of the night to drop this bombshell on her for no damn reason.

How do you fight a god? Dukat turns a new leaf when he gets really into Bajoran religion. And sure, all his leaves are evil, but this one is still new! In “Tears of the Prophets” he lets himself get possessed by Kosst Amojen so he could take on the Prophets, and subsequently hit the Bajoran people where it hurts: right in the religion. Sadly it results in Jadzia’s death, but Dukat was just that committed.

Don’t drink the Kool-Aid Another “Oh the audacity” moment from Dukat comes in “Covenant” when he establishes the Cult of the Pah-wraiths. Rather successfully too, I might add! He’s got a decent and devoted little cult going, so brainwashed that they don’t bat an eye when he knocks up [at least] one woman, and even convinces them to go full Jonestown to cover his ass.

A little more than a neck lift If other Cardassians thought it was audacious to jump feet first into bed with the Dominion in “By Inferno’s Light” or watch a Pah-wraith possess him for reasons in “Tears of the Prophets,” imagine how Damar feels when he finds Dukat has gotten cosmetic surgery to try to infiltrate the Bajorans’ ranks in “Penumbra.” This guy. Always upping the ante, he is.

I’m just a simple man of the land By the top of the next episode, “‘Til Death Do Us Part,” Dukat has weaseled his way into the good graces of Kai Winn. And an episode after that in “Strange Bedfellows,” he’s weaseled into her bed. We covered all this in the Winn Adami spotlight, but Dukat’s skill at deception and persuasion are rivaled by none. He plays Winn like a fiddle and she loves it!

Feel our love: the love of the Pah-wraiths Okay, the Prophet stuff at the end of the series treads too far into fantasy for me, but what’s perfectly on the nose is both Dukat’s and Winn’s characterization. Dukat so seamlessly plays Winn into the hands of the Pah-wraiths by “Strange Bedfellows” that it is a work of art. And he gets her to read from the Book of the Kosst Amojen in “The Changing Face of Evil,” sealing their fates and bringing the whole series toward its conclusion. Praise be!

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What a truly audacious journey! That’s everyone from Deep Space Nine I felt like covering in these spotlights, so next week we start revisiting some of our friends from Voyager! Boy, are we missing them during our watchthrough of Enterprise, for which I hope you’re humoring us by following along on SoundCloud, or wherever you get your podcasts. Summon the Pah-wraiths with us over on Facebook and Twitter, and see what schemes transpire!

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personasintro · 2 years

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Mimi ch 53 was a rollercoaster ride like my mind can’t absorb what was happening. But first let me thank you for working so hard on this and every other one of your story and sharing this with us 🫶🏼🫶🏼 Anyway some of my thoughts…

1. Its good that jk told his family about what happened. Sometimes we do need time on our own to process and accept what happened and him feeling like it is okay to share the burden now, somehow feels like he is finally ready, really ready to let go and move forward with his life. 💝

2. Ohhh them finally doing it raw is like the sexiest smut I have ever read. The teasing, anticipation then finally going at it is like okay. Yn riding his face and her squirting omg she’s so hot like dude give her to meeee 🫠

3. Yn moving out and Jimin calling them out on their situationship.. I kinda feel like there’s something more out this and it will affect how the rest of the story will pan out which leads me to my next one

4. Jk inviting Ester and missing on the communication like he suddenly brought this up a few days before the trip itself. I dunno but when yn was still living with him from ch 46-52, they never really argued. They communicated the best and now that they did the deed, and yn out of his apartment, it kinda feels like jk doesn’t care anymore and he can do whatever he wants. That is just me though. Yn might have overreacted a bit, but jk calling her selfish and childish and saying ester is his friend too like her and yn are on the same level is.. uncalled for I guess. Can we just go and inhale the Busan air back?? 🥲

5. When they were in Busan, jk acted so clingy and so boyfriend to yn. Which makes me think like finally, things are looking up and these two might fall in love with eo. But after this chapter it seems to me that jk only ever sees her as a bestfriend and that all it is is just fun and casual sex with him as what they tell their friends that they are JUST hooking up- for him it might be what it is. I cant say the same for yn because it seems like she’s falling for him even if she’s not yet aware about it.

Anyway sorry for this long ask. I thoroughly enjoyed the story even its giving me a a bit of anxiety hahaha excited to see what Yoongs will bring to the table. If his and ester character will bring the positive - yn and jk realising they like eo more than friends. Or not so positive as in yn and jk starting a relationship with other people. Either way I just hope they don’t actually ruin their friendship. You did such a good job of portraying the characters like readers genuinely love them or hate them, that’s how great you are as a writer!! Also, you keeping us on our toes all the freakin time is genius! I swear I don’t know where the story is leading us for sure but we’re here for the sweet long ride 🫶🏼

Thank you for reading this chapter and sending this in!! 💗

1. It does feel oddly freeing, doesn’t it? It would be completely fine if he decided not to tell them. Partly, he did tell them because he saw they see a few changes in him. But he told them when he was ready and that’s the most important thing 🫶

2. 🔥🔥🔥 that’s all I’m saying hehe glad you enjoyed those moments!!

3. Jimin definitely thinks this is not a good idea!

4. I mean… he can still do whatever he wants 🫢 in jk’s defense he did tell them as soon as he saw them, maybe he didn’t even consider it as big news or something that should cause an argument. If you look at it generally, it’s not a big deal at all. Only y/n made it a big deal. But yes, you’re right he definitely shouldn’t compare them but jk is still a man, there are a few things he doesn’t see like we do haha 🤭 Busan air is well needed in this situation!

5. Well, firstly they’re friends than anything else. From their point of view, they’re having fun. They have an amazing chemistry 🌪️

Thank you so much for this feedback! There are a lot of exciting things about to happen, I can’t wait to read them!! 💗🫶

#ask #ask: mutual help

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goldlightsaber · 1 year

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the ‘you’ finale

kinda sucked? idk it was so rushed and i feel like they were so concerned with delivering an unexpected twist that they ended writing a story that didn’t make sense. first we have

- kate unflinchingly just taking over her dad’s company as if this is shiv roy finally getting daddy’s approval instead of kate, who had been trying to undo her past and live in opposition to her father’s legacy. it made 0 fucking sense that she wouldn’t like, defund or reconstruct the company and put the money somewhere else, or at least be super resistant to taking the role

- making it so that kate’s father was responsible for every single one of her successes undoes kate’s foundation as a character as well as her agency. it makes no sense either and didn’t really serve the plot at all except make another man be more powerful and clever than the woman

- same for joe once again outsmarting two women and ruining their lives (nadia and marianne). you’re telling me that after all that, their combined brain power couldn’t defeat him? it was so stupidly unsatisfying. i feel like the showwriters’ endgame is to always have him win and come out on top and i hate when writers worship their own villainous male character like that, as if he’s infallible. i was waiting desperately for things to culminate and for his crimes to catch up to him…but nah

- having all of his past victims confront joe in a vision felt freakin performative given the outcome of him not…coming to terms with being an awful person but steeping FURTHER into his delusion that he is good and is justified in his crimes

- literally all the women lose in one way or another, kate loses because she basically gets into a relationship with her father (ruthless murder who feels justified in his actions), marianne is traumatized and will live in fear of joe forever, nadia is in jail, phoebe never gets the agency to break things off with adam on her own, having yet another man (kate’s father) control the outcome of her life just for the shock value. there is never retribution and the women are somehow always weaker and one step behind the men

- evil, charismatic rhys was too sexy to just be a figment of joe’s imagination so kinda lame that that happened tbh. I would’ve taken ‘rhys has an evil twin’ over that

-that bridge scene was so stupidly for nothing, joe symbolically “killing” his demons literally meant nothing by the end and felt like it was just done for dramatic effect

- kate’s non-reactivity to joe’s crimes and to her father’s death was ridiculous. i feel like the whole point of her being pent-up was for the dam to break and the emotions to come loose but they just rushed through it all and made her unphased and had her question NOTHING, which is so at odds with her generally mistrustful and skeptical nature

- i hate the message. the finale communicates that you can’t escape or undo your nature. you are always bound to return to your bad habits and worst impulses. you can try to outrun your evil self but it will always win — this applies to joe but also to kate who, again, is dating the equivalent of her father and is running the company she hates. the good people (nadia, her boyfriend, marianne, pheobe) either lose or are forced to live as outcasts

#you #you finale #you netflix #netflix #netflix you #joe goldberg #text

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I’ve been thinking more on the Mrs Rosehearts and Mama Spade ship and I’m just wondering… where are Mrs Rosehearts and Mama Spade in terms of distance to/from/in the closet? I think Mama Soade would be more like “oh I like girls too that’s nice. Girls are nice. Girls are pretty” and maybe Mrs Rosehearts is freakin out and trying to deny her feelings, maybe even tries to distance herself from Mams Spade and Mama Soade is a bit hurt and confused and then Mrs Rosehearts sees Mama Spade cry and has an even bigger gay panic? Mrs Rosehearts hadn’t even entertained the idea of likin ladies before. Maybe she’s in denial. Mama Spade is vibin on the likin women part, but maybe panicking on which exact woman she’s likin, as in, she found out she likes the wife of the man who knocked her up then bailed. Maybe Mama Spade is afraid of ruining Mrs Rosehearts reputation…

- SpadeHearts Anon

Honestly I think that would the gist of their dynamic. To me it's kinda

Mama Spade: Yeah I've always thought women were pretty but then in my teens it all kinda clicked that I was bi and it all made sense. My parents were always laid back about these things, so it was never a big deal.

Mrs. Rosehearts, so repressed and beaten over the head about what exactly her life should be like that anything else that she didn't even realize there was a closet to be in.

I think Mama Spades main conflict is how very badly they got off on the wrong foot. Because the start of the au that we usually go with is from the very first ask of it, where Mrs. Rosehearts continuously mocks Mama Spade for being a single mother and slut shaming her. (The affair storyline was not yet a thing. So she was just being very judgemental and holier than thou to this poor woman.) So one version of this could be Mama Spades main conflict is wondering if Mrs. Rosehearts has actually changed. Is she sincere now? How can she trust her after everything she has done to not only her but to Deuce? Or is she only acting nicer because now her actions are affecting her personally. The "main" version of this au that we typically go with is Mrs. Rosehearts showing her absolute worst self, and how can Mama Spade see through that, I think, is the most interesting aspect here.

Also kinda unrelated, but while typing this I thought of the song "Hellfire", specifically the Annapantsu cover, and this wonderful animatic someone made with it. I know we love the sweet mom romance aspect. But also consider Mrs. Rosehearts is absolutely unhinged about Mama Spade.

#headmistress rosehearts au #spadehearts

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exuberantocean · 1 year

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I posted 8,845 times in 2022

506 posts created (6%)

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I tagged 1,902 of my posts in 2022

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Longest Tag: 133 characters

#he should be smushed between beard and rebecca on a couch with a cup of hot chocolate (with marshmellows) watching well loved romcoms

My Top Posts in 2022:

Ted Lasso is so relatable because he’s literally like “I can’t handle my own issues, so I’ll avoid them by handling everyone else’s.”

Never before have I felt so called out yet so seen.

122 notes - Posted October 12, 2022

Ted Lasso very pointedly does not do redemption arcs.

A redemption arc features a character’s atonement for their mistakes and misdeeds.

Rebecca very clearly does some horrible stuff in the larger part of S1. You love her, I love her, but it’s undeniably true. She tries to ruin AFC Richmond and the lives of everyone who works there (probably what, 50-75 people would at AFC Richmond?) with the hopes of causing her ex-husband “as much pain and suffering” as she felt from his abuse and cheating. That’s 50-75 people who could lose their jobs, which which would ripple on to affect their families. That could end the careers of many if not most of the players. That’s not even counting the disappointment of the fans losing the team that she just run into the ground.

And she focuses on doing this through Ted, a man she barely knows. If those pictures she had taken made the papers, it could have destroyed his marriage (she didn’t know it was failing at this point but even if she did, that doesn’t mean it was any less bad). It would have hurt Keeley and Jamie too. Her attempt at getting a hit piece written on him was also cruel. Maybe pulling Jamie as a step below in scale (it was less of a personal attack at least) but it still hurts Jamie a great deal (more so than Ted actually).

If the show was about Redemption, Rebecca is not redeemed. She has done no acts of atonement. No public confessions, no acts to make up for the damage she did or attempted.

What we do see instead is a show with, what I feel is, a more realistic and better arc. Accountability arc we can call it. You realize you fuck up. You apologize for the fuck up to those most affected, and you move on. You try to do better. This is what we see Rebecca do. She apologizes to Ted and Higgins (I still feel Jamie should be apologized/told why he was traded back). She moves on trying to be a better person than she was.

And that’s really the best you can do in life sometimes. There isn’t always a way to redeem ourselves of our past sins in most cases. We can’t always make up for the way we hurt others. But we can hold ourselves accountable and then work to move through the world in a kinder, carefuller way.

This is why I think we won’t see Nathan redeemed, but we will see him learn to hold himself accountable and do better.

130 notes - Posted February 3, 2022

Elizabeth:. We have an emergency situation.

John: *Strapping a nuke on his body* On it already.

167 notes - Posted November 8, 2022

Okay imagine you’re just hanging out, being the top life form in your environment with the rest of your species, when it comes to your attention that a particular species of ant not only evolving at a remarkable rate, but also spreading everywhere. I mean all over the freakin’ place. And you can tell, at some point in the still distant future, it will evolve to a point that it’ll be a potential threat or rival to your own species.

So your like “Hm...we should check this out.” So you get a guy. This guy, he’s a bit of a dick but maybe this will keep him out of your freaking hair for a bit - so you have this guy set up some sort of test, like a trial, to help learn a few things about how you should proceed with this species going forward. Like, should you wipe them out now before they get too powerful? Should you confine them a localized environment and stifle their progress? Should you just let them continue to spread and evolve? You got to figure this out, right? And if nothing else, you’d get this asshole out of your hair for a minute which is good because he’s always making a fucking mess of things.

So you send this guy out and he comes back and it turns out one of the ants seduced him by accident.

This is what qcard is like to the Q.

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My #1 post of 2022

"Well, I play a jerk, so it's really easy to approach that yet again. It's not difficult," de Lancie recently said of reprising Q. "It was nice to do. It was not difficult to bring it up again. We all play pretty close to who we are… at least I am. The material had a lot of the same vibes about it… The intentions are still the same. I'm still Picard's main squeeze. And I'm pushing." X

Update: Jean-Luc’s asshole boyfriend’s back in town.

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blueicequeen19 · 2 years

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There is a picture floating around of a girl that look similar to Elaine kissing a guy that’s not Rudy. People thought she cheated on him around last month. Fans tried to end the relationship because they don’t like her, which is understandable since she’s racist but hey—I guess they’re stronger than ever. A complacent man and his racist girlfriend who half heartedly apologized

I’ve never seen any proof of her racism so I can’t judge. I think people are just mad because Rudy is blowing up and he’s super private with his personal life. Obsessed fans can’t just let him be. But I finally did see the picture and where I can see the similarities, I highly doubt it’s her. It could ruin her career to have bad publicity so why even risk it? Plus she’s banging Rudy freakin Pankow. People need something else to obsess over.

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asscrackcreed · 2 years

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https://youtu.be/eo4ey75_BKA

Murder Inc. Shit

Uh, uh, uh, uh

Now every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you (me and you)

'Cause every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you, baby

Yo, now when I first met her all I thought was, "thong thong-thong"

Like, "Lose the lame, we can get our freakin' on"

Baby know the game, slip away, and slide me yo number

It's the last day of spring, see you first day this summer

I'm a bad motha, shut yo' mouth, pull the drop out and

Creep at a low speed, 'cause homie probably know me

I push the pedal, thoughts of your stileto

Way up in the air like I think he's here

'Cause see, every time that I'm alone with you (with you)

Homey be checkin' up on you (on you)

But if that only knew (only knew)

You've got a lot of freak in you, baby

Well now it's startin' to rain, I pop the roof and the champagne

How Jay said? "Money Ain't A Thing"

It's been close a few, something even impossible

But, it's been between me and you, baby

Now every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you (me and you)

'Cause every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you, baby

Girl, it's on again, every year, we hummer 'em in

Beaches, houses, hoes, foes, friends

And when the day ends, that's when it all begins

You wit him? Here's my room key, holla at me

While you thinka-think I'ma hit it up

Then look at the you thinkin' you love? Come on, love

We could go there, me and you, creep off all night

If you love it, in the mornin', awake with new light

If you lookin' like I ain't gonna handle his

Let me handle my biz, it is what it is

livin' his life, and that's my bitch

You know I got a wife, let's keep this thing tight, baby

Now every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you (me and you)

'Cause every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you, baby

Don't let the word get out (shhh), baby

This is strictly between me and you, baby

If they knew we were doin' what we were doin' it'd probably ruin

Our creep away summer in Cancun and, and I, love

The way we get away, throw away a whole day

Turn off the pagers and phones, we in the zone like

"Fuck life, we live life

This is our life, live your life"

'Cause see, every time that I'm alone with you (with you)

Shorty be checkin up on you (on you)

But if baby girl only knew (only knew)

You've got a lot of freak in you, baby

Did I ever tell you, my man love what you do

That little thing with yo tongue

You the best, who knew?

It's been close a few, at times even impossible

But, it's been between me and you, baby

Now every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you (me and you)

'Cause every little thing that we do (that we do)

Should be between me and you (me and you)

The freaky things that we do (that we do)

Let's keep between me and you, baby

OMFG JA RULE !!! lemme get some 2000 throwback songs

#i havent thought about him in years sadly #not ac #anonymous #ask #my favourite song of his is always on time

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sodalebooks07 · 2 years

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Book Characters I REFUSE to hear slander about:

The Darkest Minds:

Ruby Daly- My OG Girlboss

Liam Stewart- Nuff said

Chubs Merriweather- My little grumpy beannnnnnn

Zu Kimura- SHE IS MY QUEEN

Roman Volkov- He is so precioussss

Vida- Salty biotch she is

Priyanka- DESERVES BETTERRRR

Jude- we don’t talk about the ending of NF *insert sad emoji*

ACOTAR

Feyre Archeron- Lady Night Court herself

Rhysand- RHYSIEEEEE

Azriel- emo bat boy

Cassian- hot general who I need closure for

Gwyn- my little ray of sunshine!

Amren- SASSY QUEEN WHO DOES NOT DESERVE THE HATE

Mor- BABY WHO DESERVES THE MOON, THE STARS AND THE WHOLE ENTIRE FREAKIN GALAXY

Varian- because he’s an unproblematic king and we stan!

Helion- bestie who we all love and support

Emerie- She needs to end up with Mor

Lucien- I know he did some bad shit but I need people to know that he can be forgiven

These Violent Delights

Juliette Cai- the definition of the sacred Triple G’s- Gaslight, Gatekeep, GIRLBOSSSSSS

Roma Montagov- Looks like he can kill you, can actually kill you, is a cinnamon roll

Benedikt Montagov- because he honestly is just so underrated

Marshall Seo- my baby who I have legally adopted

Celia Lang- DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN?

The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, Malibu Rising and Daisy Jones & The Six

Evelyn Hugo- God herself in human form

Celia St. James- a woman we owe an apology to. SLAY

Harry Cameron- BECAUSE- BECAUSE- *SOBBING INTENSIFIES*

Rex North- UNPROBLEMATIC PROBLEMATIC KING!

Robert Jamison- Just wanted to play poker on a beach man

Connor Cameron- Her childhood was ruined and we need to start realising how resilient and strong she is *just like both her parents*

Camila Dunne- I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL *SHE IS THE SUPREME DJATS CHARACTER!*

Karen- Yes, I know she hurt Graham, but it was for the better. She needed to live her life

Nina Riva- WHY DOES SHE GET SO MUCH HATE? WHY DO HER SIBLINGS TREAT HER SO BADLY? WHY?

Caraval

Scarlett Dragna- she honestly CARRIED the series

Julian Santos- *CRIMSON*

The Cruel Prince

Jude Duarte- K-N-I-F-E W-I-F-E

The Bomb- TEENY WITTLE GIRLBOSS

Cardan Greebriar- bec the ~emotional trauma~

Red Queen

Iris Cygnet- she did what she had to do and I respect and adore her for it

Tyton Jesper- AKA THE MOST UMPROBLEMATIC CHARACTER IN THE SERIES

Elane Haven- seriously can we just appreciate her?

Kilorn Warren- MY PRECIOUS CHILD I WILL PROTECT YOU-

Diana Farley- HELLO? Yes, I would like to exchange my soul to be run over in a 10 tonne truck by this woman.

The Hunger Games

Peeta Mellark- HE. IS. SUPREME.

Johanna Mason- she is a SURVIVOR

Katniss Everdeen- LEAVE HER THE HECK ALONE PEOPLE! I MEAN, IF YOU WERE FORCED TO COMPETE IN SLAUGHTER GAMES YOU WOULD BE PRETTY TRAUMATISED TOO!

Finnick Odair- although NO ONE would actually slander this God.

Annie Cresta- she is so underrated :(((

CONCLUSION: I will personally hunt down anyone who slanders these BEAUTIFUL people. Thanks and good night.

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rpmusingsforthesoul · 2 years

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The Office Season 3 Sentence Starters

feel free to change pronouns

“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do that.”

“You’re really gonna marry him?”

“I need to know who put my calculator in jello or I’m gonna lose my freakin’ mind!”

“The prog- The progidal…My son returns.”

“I love inside jokes. Love to be a part one someday.”

“Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is wrong. Well that’s baloney.”

“I don’t care how your day was.”

“And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I will plant my seed in you.”

“You know I just think it’s really important that you be productive today.”

“Not everything’s a lesson. Sometimes you just fail.”

“I decided to come. Uh, I feel a little underdressed. But at least I’m not dressed as a slutty cheerleader, right?…Is that mean?”

“___, no acapella.”

“I brought an air bed for just such an occasion. You’re welcome to share. It’s a roomy twin.”

“I know you’re mad. But don’t do this to me. I know-I know I hurt you. Don’t do this to me. Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”

“I got two tickets to paradise! Pack your bags we’re leaving day after tomorrow!”

“Christmas is canceled.”

“He’s cute, you should date him.”

“You’d love all the details, wouldn’t you? Sceevy little perv.”

“Guess what. I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”

“I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”

“I want to know what you were doing this morning by the end of the day.”

“Am I happy about how things turned out? Well, happy’s such an ugly word.”

“Part of me wants the people in this office to have learned their lesson and just shut the hell up, and part of me thinks ‘you know what? Keep talking. I’d really love a home theatre’”

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”

“Do you still have feelings for her?”

“Who wants some man meat?”

“Poop is raining from the ceiling!…Poop.”

“You know what? He doesn’t know anything and neither do you. So suck on that!”

“Your art was the prettiest art of all the art.”

“What did I tell you about yeppers?…I told you not to say it.”

“Don’t want it, won’t open it. Don’t need it, won’t take it.”

“What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?”

“My life…Oh my life…”

“___, you ignorant slut. Depression is a very serious illness.”

“I saved a life; my own. Am I hero?”

“This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S”

“The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive.”

“I want ice cream, I need a boyfriend.”

“It was never my intention to ruin a life, but sometimes you just gots to get your freak on.”

“Society doesn’t care. Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society

“I wanna break up with ___.”

“Oh my god. I’ve never seen that look in a man’s eyes ever. I thought that I might die. On beach day.”

“It’s like sometimes some of you act like I don’t even exist.”

“___, I called off my wedding because of you.”

“I shouldn’t have been with ___ and there were a lot of reasons to call off my wedding, but the truth is I didn’t care about any of those reasons until I met you.”

“So we have all night. Where do you wanna go first?”

“Who’s ready to work?”

“Um are you free for dinner tonight?”

#rp meme #rp memes #rp prompt #rp prompts #roleplay meme #roleplay memes #roleplay prompt #roleplay prompts #sentence starter #sentence starters #The Office sentence starter #The Office sentence starters #the office rp meme #the office roleplay meme

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sunflower1experiment · 3 years

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Crawls out of trash can

Don't ask why I was there! Anyway, danganronpa V3 and danganronpa 2 crossover ;) the reader acts like one of the girls in danganronpa goodbye despair, each different girl for a different person though it can repeat. Not me hoping you will write Hiyoko because she's one of my biggest kins

- Mod Junko

My house- I JUST FINISHED CLEANING IT- *grabbing the trash* HOMIEEE

Also Ayy Hiyoko fan, she freakin adorable and cool. Can we appreciate how she’s the only gremlin in the game that tries to do better.

Shuichi

“Hey hey Shuichi!” You ran over happily, “Whats up my brotha! Imma help you with the next target at hand.” He nods. “Alright we’ll we’re investigating this new world at the moment.” You grin viciously, “So you want me to sniff out the goods!” You pick him up. “LETS ROLL!”

As you can tell, you’re the practical twin of Akane. You practically loved Kirumi….well no you asked to marry her and Shuichi got a bit jealous and carefully moved you away. Then you tried to race Kaito, and won, and Kokichi thinks you’re gullible…you’re not you just get gullible for food.

One day Shuichi was doing push-ups and you had him sit on your back. He did and just laid on you for awhile, The man is sometimes happy to be your friend. Until he found out you were related to Miu, now he’s having complications with life. “You and her…related?” You nod.

“My sister is a freaking genius. I’m sure she told you that already.” It was weird but he admired your love towards Miu even though she was a total jerk sometimes.

Himiko even wanted you as the sister instead so you adopted her as your daughter and sometimes carry her and Kokichi around. “That’s your woman?” Kaito would ask to which Shuichi would reply angrily. “Yes and I prefer it stays that way you talk purple plum!”

Kirumi

You met her and she met you, the two of you swore to protect everyone but you specifically protected her.

“Kirumi-“ you held her as monokuma’s Kubs attacked then got ready to grab your sword. She blushed at this and avoided eye contact with you.

On occasions when she was busy cooking you’d be by the kitchen silent as a mouse and listening to everyone. Whenever someone came around you’d aim your sword at them cautiously, “Do you have an appointment with her?” Would be repeated so much that Kirumi would come out and gently warn you it was alright.

Sometimes whenever she told you to ease up you’d blush and request the same thing but she’d take it as an order. “….Kirumi- I…” you hesitated but then hugged her close. “I’ll always be by your side okay?”

You meant it even though you scared half the group itself you truly meant it. But why did you not let her kill when she needed to save everyone!?

You held the stick whilst Ryoma stared up. “Go Ryoma…” he ran off and you set the stick aside then held her close. “….To tell you the truth. This motive was nothin more than bait, I’m sorry you nearly became a blackened for the sake of something not true.” She stayed silent.

Kirumi didn’t understand what you meant until you had to be executed. “She didn’t commit any crime!” “Phuhu no but she ruined a perfect murder…and I hate that.” The woman ran out to save you.

But you slashed her right eye. Tears poured from your face then you held Kirumi and ran away from the bots before covering her form. “(Y/N)….” She held your arm then the two of you were in the air.

Suddenly you both fell into a pile of flowers: white Lily flowers. She held you close to her chest, whilst you rested peacefully. Monokuma hums… “Hmph…I guess I’ll let this slide.” Everyone was filled with relief.

Rantaro

“RANTAROOOOO! Gimme a (Y) GIMME AN (N) what does that spell! (Y/N)! (Y/N) wishes to spend quality time with her favorite guy in the world.”

You’re the ultimate musician who likes to sing death metal…but You’re so sweet- yes loud but so sweet…how could an Angel sing death metal?

Here’s why: Kokichi annoys you, Miu annoyed you. You always smiled though even with the sweetest smile ever: oh and Angie kept mentioning atua and demeaningly spoke down to you, then there’s Monokuma. You walked off and grabbed your microphone, before yelling loudly “RAAAAAAAHH PUSHING THE BUTTONS WHEN I CAN’T FIGHT BACK! THESE FREAKING KIDS ARE THE BANE OF MY LIFE! LOOKING AT THEIR FACE JUST MAKES ME SICK! THAT DUMBASS LITTLE BEAR IS SUCH A DICK!!!”

Everyone can hear you when you rage. “CHOKE ON MY RAGE!!!! CHOKE ON MY RAGE!!! Aaaaaahh!!!” Rantaro loves you, and the word love is an understatement. He just relates to most of these songs and supports all of it if you had a concert for these he’d be there immediately.”

One day however Kokichi pushed your buttons and you got up only for Kaito to whine. “(Y/N) come on you can’t leave the meet up now!” You then grabbed Kaito by the shirt and started raging. “I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS DAMN MEET AND GREET!” You then stamp your feet on the table, “THIS MEET AND GREET IS SUCH A GOSH DAMN DRAG!” Rantaro covered your mouth whilst you raged then rubs your hair. “There there my adorable ray of sunshine.”

You’re not always angry he swears you just have a strong passion for music. Sometimes when you’re enjoying yourself you’re busy cheering Shuichi on with the cases or even chilling with Tenko or Gonta…mostly Tenko. Kaede is your older sis so hangin with her wasn’t gonna happen, it does but that means cuddling and she does that without the eyes of society. Ironically enough you cuddle him in public or you’d hum a soft melody for when he’s tired…he always looks tired.

His raspy yet soft voice also makes you sleep as well. Not in a boring way but it calmed your nerves.

Korekiyo

“My name is (Y/N) Nevermind!” You smile at Kore. He wasn’t sure why but he felt the need to bow, so he held your hand and did. You blushed but immediately told him there was no need, “I hope we can be friends. As the ultimate prince I’ve never had friends.”

Korekiyo followed you around for a bit and you admired his work very much. His stories and admiration towards other cultures sorta reminded you of some horror films you’d watch, “Maybe you and I can watch Friday the thirteenth together!”

He ended up watching that weird alien movie with you and then went to watch some resident evil. It wasn’t as scary but it did bring up some suspense, sometimes you’d lean on him during the movies.

He mentioned his sister to you once and you couldn’t help but furrow your eyebrows. “What’s wrong?” “You said your sister was sick…and then said she’s always with you..Korekiyo: the way you said those last sentence, did something happen?”

You weren’t a physician but you could tell he was hurt you weren’t sure in what way though. So rather than prying you hugged him happily, “For now on we’re friends. And you and I are only friends I just wanna befriend you, not your sister. Besides I don’t think guys can befriend her right?” He slowly nods then blushed when you kissed his head.

Gonta

Tiny brat? Or tiny sweetheart? Doesn’t matter because Gonta likes you and is very good gentleman! “Gonta pick me up!” You demand and he did, you hug him close, “Nyehehe! I could take over the world at this point.”

Guess who’s your twin? Hiyoko, you always bullied anyone who tried your patience. Like Miu, you and Kokichi both would drag her then laugh when she got mad: but Gonta? The one who helped you? Nope, if Kokichi even tried he’d suffer your wrath.

“What did you just say about Gonta you tiny little gremlin!? Trash breath! Say that again! Gonta is an adorable gentleman and if you got something to say I’ll freakin pull your hair off!” Gonta picks you up, “(Y/N) don’t do that. Gonta no worry about what others say. Only worry about you.”

He’s your giant teddy bear. You like holding his hand a lot, something about baby hands and giant hands….or maybe you just like giant hands hold your hands and face.

Once a awhile you’d dance for Gonta or even perform some bug dances for him. He’d immediately guess which ones they are based on the movement. Until you performed the spider dance, the male was so confused until you sang the song.

Bugs, you actually had to sadly admit that you squished some ants when you were younger, he forgave you because you said younger if you did it now then he planned on never forgiving you.

One day Gonta kissed you on the cheek so you squealed but then chilled out and replied softly. “Thank you…your kisses are nice.” “Gonta likes your kisses too (Y/N) your lips are very soft!” You wheezed so hard and started squeaking.

Kaede

Another Hiyoko twin? You absolutely love Kaede, that’s your big sis! Your crush your favorite pianist ever, all you do is drag her around. Hold hands maybe even wash up together just for fun!

Whenever you’re getting all snappy it’s usually when SHES not looking, if she gently told you off you’d nod then scratch your cheek: “Sorry Kaede.” After that the girl is smothering you.

Sometimes when you two Wanna cheer everyone up you both perform together, your graceful dancing and her sweet melody were in perfect sync how could anyone hate you? Even though you’re a practical gremlin like Kokichi…

It’s even worse when you’re related to him. The two of you stand side by side and cackle happily before pointing ahead, “Take that you pig barf!” Kaede suddenly picks you up and Shuichi was picked up by Kokichi. Next you both got carried away. “MAN FUUUUDGE!”

Maki

Talking to her on your end was sorta hard, Yep this is you. Mahiru’s Doppler; she didn’t want you near her at all but you somewhat persisted.

The only thing that caught her attention with you was the pictures. Himiko and Angie both would insist you’d take photos of them, Tenko even urged you on as well which you did but Maki would scare them away.

“Do you mind taking a picture of um…” she stays silent, and you smile a bit. “Sure I’ll take a picture of those lavenders you liked.” She averted her gaze and played with her hair. “Thanks.”

You went off and took a few pictures then returned them to Maki she looked at them curiously then a smile rose on her face. You snapped another picture then handed it to her again, “Woah…” the girl suddenly felt water flooding her eyes. “….That’s my smile?” “Don’t worry I didn’t look I just snapped a quick photo.” She blushed some more before leaning on your arm. “Thanks (Y/N)”

The ultimate photographer and the ultimate assassin: you two were sorta inseparable even Kaito congratulated you on helping ‘Maki Roll’ open up. “Hehe thanks.” You blush and she held your hand. “Come on we better get to training before Kaito bugs us.”

Kaito

How can this world be so cruel!? You the ultimate gamer!? Didn’t have games that you liked so you slept on Kaito all the time.

Yea he finds that to be cruel: every moment you got you’d play your game or you’d sleep on him, Chiaki would be proud…if you weren’t her doppler. You slept on his lap, his chest. Or you’d have him lay on your chest while you slept.

Training? Kaito wouldn’t dare bother you, so you’d sit on his back or you’d do yoga with him and stretch out.

“Kaito why are you letting her sleep on you again?” He sobs. “Because shes so damn cute and I don’t wanna wake her….” This man was actually crying wow: this maybe be a shock but you really enjoyed cuddling him.

Now for videogames, you’re on his lap or you’re teaching him how to play. This man does use this to advantage occasionally but he’s respectful of it, whenever he needs help you’d press up to him and he’d playfully kiss your cheek. To which you’d smile then chuckle quietly, before kissing his cheek as well.

How romantic…until you both play cuphead. Guess who’s wheezing while you’re busy quoting Coryxkenshin. Kaito, the man is trying so hard not to wheeze or die but you just keep raging. His favorite board is the blimp Hilda berg.

Watching the stars is the best you’ll lay on him and watch them shine so beautifully before cuddling up to Kaito then falling asleep. Peaceful in his arms

Ryoma

“Sorry I’m late I was trying to- AAAH!” You tripped then flopped onto the ground, as Mikan’s twin and little sister this was common for you. It was always the darn boots you wore, “I’m sorry…” Ryoma helped you up and just pats your hand. “No worries.”

He watched over you occasionally. Whenever Miu or Kokichi bullied you it was sorta not the sight to see, “I-I do-don’t m-mean to be a nuisance please forgive me.” At first the male would defend you but he tried to teach you to be brave.

One day you snapped and started yelling. “Not fair not fair not fair not fair not fair! WHY WON’T NEITHER OF YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!? It’s always me! *hic* I-I’M DONE- you hear me!” You yell angrily. “I’M THROUGH WITH BEING BULLIED!” Suddenly Kokichi replied snappily. “It was just a joke (Y/N).” “Kokichi- shut up.” Ryoma walks over to you but grunts as you ran off crying.

“Hey (Y/N)…?” The male knocked on your door you opened it then let him in and hugged the balloon: he offered as soon as he walked in. “Made it myself.” You nuzzle the item lovingly.

“….I have a problem..” he sits down. “We all do kitten..sometimes we gotta face those problems head on.” You sniffle, “Why are we demeaned as bad people? Yo-You did what you d-did to protect your loved ones and for vengeance…” he sighs. “Kitten…I’m not sure…But I don’t think I need to worry about that. I have you.”

You smile a bit before looking away with a blush. “That means a lot.” He can’t help but blush while admiring your adorable blushy face. ‘Cute’

You hold his hand often. Alone without the eyes of everyone around you, he’s not good with something you crave so you initiate the physical emotion and intimacy.

Kisses? On the cheek from you and head from you? Lips? He does that and you squeal softly.

Cuddles? Well…Ryoma’s big spoon but somehow his s face is always pressed up to your chest. “(Y/N)!” His muffled voice would go off and you’d back away then hug him sadly. “I’m sorry.”

Whenever you helped nurse people back to health you’d occasionally check the scars on his back. For a small guy he was pretty buff which you expected from him.

He disliked his scars, you paid no mind because they didn’t define him. But on some days you’d hold him close and whisper soft nothings to Ryoma.

Shuichi one day asked you about the next motive. On account to the first trial you called out Kaede’s intentions and told her to lay off but she still died along with Rantaro. So this time you pointed out Kirumi, he confronted her with Kaito: turned out she had her motive. “Nice one Kitten.” Ryoma winks, you squeak then giggle softly before blushing madly. “Thank you.”

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impossiblycolorfulpanda · 2 years

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Azula and Mai - Reunion plans

Mai: “You really think you can get Ty Lee back in our game. Good luck.”

Azula: “Ty Lee always comes back; I just tell her how much I need her. We hug, we cry, I throw something heavy at her I laugh manically.”

Mai: “Last time you wanted her back, you endangered her when she said no.”

Azula: “I was under orders, and I really couldn’t afford to take no for answer. An error in judgement, I know. So, I’ll do things more discreetly. I’m more concerned for you. You still ok with Ty back in on this again, since she and Zuzu’s are now (ahem)...ya know...as Ty puts it, ‘causing each other’s auras to detonate like fireworks’...from Zuko’s bed?”

Mai frowned turned her ahead and sighed, but more depressed and irritated than usual.

Mai: “I won’t lie, it was hard knowing that they’re seeing each other now, still is. I guess, I can’t really hate them for it. Zuko’s seems calmer, more relaxed and open with her then he ever has with me. I had a feeling he and I were never gonna really work. I don’t know why we bothered trying in the first place.”

Azula: “Human hormones are a weird thing. Let’s not dwell on it. Ty Lee might get mad at me, but she loves Zuko more than she’s hates me. Zuko loves me but in a different style, Avatar Aang also vouched for me, so by that logic, Ty Lee would have no choice but to give me a chance.”

Mai: “You think it’ll be that easy.”

Azula: “No, she’ll probably break my jaw or something and I wouldn’t blame her, but it’s a risk I have to take. The three of us need each other, we’re always inseparable.”

Mai: “Since when were you the sentimental type?”

Azula: “Since Zuzu was man enough to admit him ditching me and single handily ruining my life was pretty freakin stupid and tried fixing things between us but was willing to humble me. That, and my chakra thingies were a very big help.”

Mai: “Oy vey, Aang and Ty Lee oughta join a hippie club or something.”

Azula: “Ha! That’s exactly what I said!”

#atla #atla headcanons #dangerous ladies #Azula #Mai #Ty Lee #Zuko #ty luko #reconciliation

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ironwoodprotectionsquad · 2 years

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resending because I think tumblr ate my ask but disregard this if it didn't ahem That Heart/Empathy anon got me thinking… With the similarities between that Semblance and Ren's, I could easily see Ironwood helping the latter train his Semblance. It would lean into the whole "Ironwood reminds Ren of his father" thing from the comics, which is just alkdskaljsfkglkdgjdg (angstdump incoming this ended up way longer than i thought it would) Anyway, say Ren develops his petal-vision ability a lot faster because of Ironwood, and he's quietly excited about it at first. There are petals freakin' everywhere in Atlas because everyone is stressed and probably suppressing the hell out of it. But Ren notices that while there are less negative petals when Ironwood is around, the man himself is covered in them. Concerning, he thinks, but it makes sense, because he's the General and everyone relies on him. Ren initially doesn't use his petal vision a lot outside of training, so when he sees petals drifting toward Ironwood, he doesn't think too hard on it. But he does check up on the General more, and gently remind the rest of RWBYJNOQ to ease up on him, with varying results. This (along with some other changes to canon because why not?) means that toward the end of V7, the mains aren't downright hostile to Ironwood, but some are still wary. Salem rolls up, things go to shit but this time, everyone is united (it's an uneasy alliance at best, they're still not ready, but they're still together). They're holding her off the best they can, evacuation only halfway finished, but Grimm keep coming. Ren's with the rest of JNO in Mantle, using both aspects of his Semblance to hide survivors and search for more, when he sees petals—dozens of them—flowing straight to ground zero. The closer JNOR gets, the more Ren sees survivors running to safety, and soldiers taking out Grimm, but the Grimm aren't attacking them? And in all his confusion he almost misses it. Hundreds—thousands of petals with more joining them, swarming around ground zero. Grimm begin barreling down into the center and Ren doesn't understand why until he sees Ironwood. Still as a statue, eyes impossibly blue, in the middle of a tornado of colors and shadows and teeth. And then it clicks.

(And for a heartbeat, Ren doesn't see Ironwood. He sees his father in the ruins of Kuroyuri, and the shadow of the Nuckelavee.)

Hey anon! No Tumblr did not eat it I just have 90 something asks to answer and have been super busy preparing for an upcoming convention I am attending and family in town for my sisters graduation whoops. I am so sorry it took so long to get to your ask and I am also sorry you thought I didn't get it I did I just suck right now because life.

But back to your ask HOLY SHIT THE FEELS SO MANY FEELS MY HEART PHYSICALLY CANNOT CONTAIN THEM ALL HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.

I adore the idea of James and Ren bonding over their semblances and James being able to help him hone his semblance and unlock it's full potential! From seeing that page in the comic I adore the idea of Ren kind of accidentally projecting his need for a father figure onto James. And James see's Ren is someone who desperately needs some parental support and guidance and wants to help him however he can.

But oh Gosh seeing James surrounded by Grimm and thousands of emotions threatening to drown him and Ren throwing himself into the chaos because he can't lose another father, he cannot. So Ren throws himself into the fight, begging James to let go of all of the emotions so he doesn't die. But James can't let go. He can't let another Beacon happen. They need him to be strong, to keep them safe. And maybe Ren calls out that maybe he needs James and maybe he accidentally calls him dad and maybe that's the moment James finally actually hears him.

.....uhhh sorry not sorry?

#James Ironwood #ironwood protection squad #pro james ironwood #pro ironwood #general ironwood #general dadmiral #dadmiral ironwood #Heart/Empathy #Heart/Empathy AU #Semblance AU

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spacewizardtrek · 4 years

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WARNING: This post will ruin you. Like Medusa; look at your peril.

But here is is. It’s the one you’ve all been waiting for.

Kirk bod appreciation #7: The RIDICULOUSLY BEAUTIFUL FACE. A highly technical and academic review.

This is a rather nebulous one. And not, on the face of it (pardon the pun) very philosophical, as it’s essentially about Kirk being stupidly pretty. This post probably will (it will) descend into just screaming and sobbing, but there will be, I promise, *some* meaningful insight into the meaning of ‘beauty’ and textual analysis of its role herein.

Beauty is subjective. But look at him. It’s not just being aesthetic, but it’s the *way* he’s aesthetic. Here I might repeat myself a bit, but stay with me. I may have mentioned before once hearing him described as ‘beautiful in the way women are often described as beautiful’. He is PRETTY. He is indeed often conveyed in the way the women stereotypically (not necessarily rightly) are on screen: perfect, smooth skin; soft, big eyes; luscious lips (his body is sensually curvaceous and furthermore it’s emphasised). He’s not androgynous though. He’s masculine. And yet I still sense what was meant in describing him as ‘beautiful in the way women are often described as beautiful’. He is a rather uncommon form of gender fuckery. He is a form of stereotype-subversion not commonly acknowledged. He seems to be everything at once, ALL THE GENDER; combines whichever traits he desires from those categories, and yet is undeniably a man and masculine whatever the ingredients. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE, one might wonder. The fact of the matter is, that it IS. And it teaches us something.

The FUCK. nO. You are not allowed to be that pretty, and you are NOT allowed to look at her like that. We’re trying to have a SENSIBLE DISCUSSION here.

Sorry, that was a non-sequitur / nothing to do with what we learn by Kirk’s embodiment; I was just ambushed by my own gif. Only the control of a Vulcan. ONLY that could possibly withstand this onslaught. And even that won’t hold up forever AS WE WELL KNOW

God.

This is going well, as you can tell.

OK. So, it’s claimed he has Eyes and Stupidly Long Weakness-Inducing Eyelashes. You know, from all that fanfic that goes on about ‘big, sparkling eyes’ and him fanning his ‘long, copper eyelashes’. I mean, yeah right, tropey mc tropeface -

IT’S TRUE. HE IS LITERALLY AN ANIME PRINCESS.

There are some moments where he just BLINKS and, how to describe it...how does a BLINK have that effect. It’s NOT ALLOWED.

...I’m sorry. It IS allowed. All of it. I am not shaming you your beauty. Never change, Jim. Never.

OK. I’m ok. 3 pics down, we can get through this -

Oh you are joking. Stop.

I don’t understand how anyone can be so beautiful. Life is a lie. Reality is fake -

- you did NOT just turn your big anime eyes on Spock. You do know this is why he ran away to PURGE ALL HIS EMOTIONS?

And for that matter, you know when Kirk looks his most beautiful? Literally WHEN HE’S LOOKING AT SPOCK. Spock talks some bollocks and Kirk just sparkles like a fucking angel:

Unbelievable. But utterly undeniable.

Sigh. Moving on.

Oh - someone once suggested I talk about The Lips. Lips are so wonderful aren’t they. So many wonderful things they can do.

And Kirk’s. They’re there in every picture: perfect, rosy, soft and madness-inducing. My advice is just...don’t think about them. But since I’ve been asked to draw attention to them, well, you’ve just sealed your fate. Scroll down at your peril.

I WARNED YOU.

I am pulling NO punches.

I’ve seen this great meme going around:

Excuse me though....CUTE?

That’s the understatement of the 23rd century.

Try impossibly beautiful, mind and body: heart of solid gold, soul deep in love with you. Those eyes and all their passion burned into your memories a thousand times over, along with - maybe, suggestibly, idk I’m extrapolating from all the goddamn tension - even the one unforgettable time he laid between lily-white sheets and gave himself to you; every gift of the mind, body and soul - and your ostensibly-forced Vulcan conditioning, that completely ignored how incompatible one part of you was with it, caused so much dissonance that you thought the only possible course of action for you both to survive was to BREAK UP, tear yourself from this beauty and love and sweetness to PURGE ALL EMOTIONS because nothing, nothing equipped you for this; you were set up specifically to fail, and fail hard in the face of transcendental love and beauty by those who rejected such things and didn’t understand you and could never imagine this for you and who instead of helping your beautiful neurodivergent brain flourish taught you to repress and caused you pain and shame and Gol was so hard and Kirk was so sad, so very sad and depressed and hurt and yet he couldn’t stop loving you with a bond so strong he called to you across the stars and Gol was all for naught yet you still didn’t know how to live like this, it was torture, torture until the mind meld with the living machine flashed your BIOS and you knew, love.exe was suddenly running with no errors and he came after you and held you and you held hands and, and -

*sobbing*

just...give me a moment

YOU WONDER WHAT THE SUBTEXT (FRIKKIN’ MAIN TEXT) OF STAR TREK: THE MOTION PICTURE WAS ALL ABOUT???

The pain?? The angst?? The two logical entities seeking contact, love, THIS SIMPLE FEELING? That fucking moment when spock walks on the bridge and the only way he can control himself is to be SUPER Vulcan, while his love gazes at him with those EYES, fucking huge and glittering and hurt and loving?? Is it so much a mystery what memories these two are carrying, what’s behind the searing tension???????

Love him. Love him Spock. Take him in your arms and love him. He’s for you. All for you. Fucking hell guys. The fuck. This movie.

ok.

ok I can do this

CAN U NOT

those damn eyes I swear

It’s obviously not all just superficial physical beauty. What IS beauty? Narratively we do sometimes find this ‘prettiness’ enhanced and emphasized like the old vaseline lens to set the tone of a scene (he’s vulnerable and delicate, or someone’s indeed in love with him so we see their ‘lens’ on him); but it is somewhat intangible and nebulous and changeable. I don’t think aesthetic beauty, if one deems it so, on its own, would be enough for the likes of Spock (indeed, no woman could charm him thusly); it's about something deeper. It’s about who he is. Who he is inside: the beautiful AND the imperfect. How his good and bad - how his ‘all’ - chimes with Spock’s 'all’. The Enemy Within deals with this, and shows how Spock loves all of Kirk, wants him complete, with both his light and shadow. The beauty of all of us is this totality and variance, not one intangible quality.

I’ll bet Spock’s parents knew immediately. Can you imagine Sarek trying to be a total bitch over Kirk, having heard the rumours and just wanting to have one more thing to reject Spock over, immediately projecting onto Kirk as some blow-up pretty-boy and how Incredibly More Disappointing My Son Is for being Obviously In Love With Stupid Illogical Human Doll Face Bubble Butt Bimbo Captain, and Amanda’s like, stfu, let me remind you Kirk is actually a Fucking Amazing Highly Decorated Starship Captain who Saves Your Life and don’t you DARE resent him just because he’s got tits/ass/tum/lips that won’t quit and is obviously the freakin’ sun Spock orbits. Mr ‘I married a human but that was special because it was logical’ or some bullshit. How is Kirk an illogical choice? I mean literally, Spock is a Science Genius™ on the federation’s FLAGSHIP whose well-matched Genius Captain™ understands him, accepts him, brings the best out of him, helps him fulfil his whole potential and is in love with him in the deepest and purest way and will be his bonded soulmate for ALL OF TIME and that fucking sour-faced bih at the start of that ep, ffs.

Of course Amanda stays in touch with Kirk, adores the fuck out of him, sends him old Vulcan lit on t’hy’la bonds (yes sarek, a T’HY’LA bond, so revered freakin’ poets write about it) etc because frankly her son could do FAR FUCKING WORSE.

FAR. FUCKING. WORSE.

Don’t...just don’t slip the bod into the equation, the face is enough for one post. We’re all in therapy for this already, let’s not relapse.

Oh, what’s the use. I’m gonna die. This is it. This is like the Monty Python joke that is so funny it kills you. This man is lethal. I need to stop this thread and purge all my emotions

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That’s it. I’m dead. You’re dead. We’re all dead.

I hope, however, seeing this post was worth it. See you at Gol everyone.

The Forbidden Texts, DO NOT READ:

Kirk bod appreciation #6: The Curves. The Front. The...chest. AND THE AMAZING GREEN WRAP

Kirk bod appreciation #5: The Paws

Kirk bod appreciation #4: The Curves. The Back. Poetry in motion.

Kirk bod appreciation #3: Season 3 (Part 1)

Kirk bod appreciation #2b: The Gluteus Maximus

Kirk bod appreciation #2a: The Gluteus Maximus

Kirk bod appreciation #1: The Tum

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simon-x-billy · 2 years

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Simon x Billy

Chapter 3: My Red Stripe of Pain

AN: No need for any knowledge of The Mortal Instruments -- books, tv, or film -- except this: Simon Lewis was in them.

Dear Cassandra Clare, I'm sorry for pretending that Simon Lewis wrote every one of your books. Please forgive.

Chapter 3: My red stripe of pain

-----/Simon/-----

I acknowledge that I need to stop. Stop with the moping. Fuck Billy for trying to be friendly and helpful, the bastard. That charming asshat is right and I temporarily hate him for it. I can just hear my friend Alisha from Sunday School calling me a whiny little bitch, and it makes me smile.

So I walk out onto my balcony and into the bright sun. I immediately decide that this is worthy of a sunburn, and shuck off my shirt. Oof. I've just realized that my eyes are watering because that distinctive odor is coming from me.

One would think a shower after a sunbath would be the rational, intelligent option. Nah. Intelligence has fewer hit points than stacking a 24 hour odyssey of jet lag, rumpled hair, eau de pit, and a bad attitude. I’m winning today.

“Chin up, Simon.” That was Ma’s pearl of wisdom for this trip. The sum total of her empathy. “Don’t forget, darling. Chin up.” She didn’t even like What’ser Name. So where's the sympathy? The empathy? Apparently empathy dims in direct proportion to the glamorousness of one’s vacation destination. Then again, she could have called me a whiny little bitch, like Alisha does. I suppose “chin up” is preferable.

Maybe I can wash the mope off. And the headache. And the me.

Grabbing my stuff, I head for the bathroom and stop dead. Dové il bagno!

Bathroom. Feh! What an absolutely disgraceful excuse of a word to describe something as magnificent as this. Look at it. So majestic. Everything everywhere is blue, and I can’t tell the inside from the outside, there are so many windows.

If I can just wash her down the drain with the odor, maybe I can restart.

Turning on a shower should not be this difficult. Houdini would struggle with this. I am a grown man, goddammit. I should be able to figure out how to turn on a freakin shower. I mean, I figured out what the extra toilet was for. Correction: Not a toilet but a bidet. Though I admit to having had to call the front desk. What can I say, Italians like to have fresh butts.

“You will not defeat me, vile mechanism of demonkind, I will not be deterred, oh no! I will have my shower, and dammit, it will be good.”

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I am happy to report to you, oh devoted fictitious audience in my head, that it was good. It was the best shower of my life. Or at least one of the top five, as I may have better showers even than this magnificent one at some point in the future. At least I doubt I will ever smell so good again. It’s the bath stuff made from a “beneficial” mineral spring somewhere around here. I want to smell like this every day for the rest of my life.

But first. The sun.

I feel unencumbered, unrestrained. So I skip the swim trunks and just wear my towel onto my massive deck. Deck. Not dick. Deck. I do want to let it all hang out there, but then, I also want to disappear into this experience. And the screams of horrified children -- albeit fictitious ones in my head -- are enough to reinforce my modesty. I don’t want my dick ruining anyone’s vacation, so I keep the towel on.

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I’m drooling as I wake up on my side with my ass half hanging out. It’s a really good look for me. But I couldn’t care less, really. Four uninterrupted hours of sun, in the peace and quiet of the apocalyptic visions usually filling my head these days.

Half my characters are about to die, unless Simon saves them, with the help of super-vamp Raphael and maybe a nymph or two. They call those islands over there Le Sirenuse, after sirens calling sailors to their deaths. So maybe I should pull in some mermaids. I dunno. It all just sounds so played out. Like, I’m writing another war, with all the same characters, having the same powers, and using them all the same way, to rescue the world from evil the same way. Except I’ve stuck them all on the Mediterranean. Holy hell, writer’s block sucks.

God. This is supposed to be the book that finally focuses on Simon as the main character. The fans just will not shut up about wanting one. I groan. And not in a sexy way. I mean, I know I should be flattered, but how do I write a whole book about a character I based on 15 year-old me?

I am such a dick. Only I would write myself into a novel.

Oooh. My ass is sunburnt. In a slightly-but-mostly-not sexy way. Look at that. I’ve taken on a rather tomatoesque appearance after four hours in the meaty embrace of the sun at midday without sunblock. But even pain can’t spoil this utter relaxation and bliss I feel.

I realize I’ve never done this before -- traveling alone to another country. Maybe it’ll turn lonely again later. But right now, watching a boat streaking across my view, I feel free.

And slightly dehydrated.

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“You have a stripe on your arse. That’s what yer tellin me, is it.”

“Yes.”

“A stripe of pain. Have you been naughty, Simon?” Billy asks with the most obscenely good looking smirk. Ew. How dare he.

“Don’t grin at me like that, you barbarian. My red stripe of pain isn’t worthy of that kind of interest, trust me.” Man, this barstool is encouraging my red stripe of pain to scream at me, though.

“Why not?” He’s pouring me his favorite wine at the hotel bar, while I’m waiting for my table at the very-big-deal restaurant outside.

“Why not? Are you… My red stripe of pain is a boring kind of red stripe of pain, I assure you.” After a second’s very deep reflection, I’ve realized I want to know, “Why are you so focused on my red stripe of pain, anyway? Wait! Wait. I’ve changed my mind about wanting to know that. Ugh, look at this place. I have no words,” I sigh.

“Finally noticed you’re in Italy, did you,” he chuckles. He’s chuckling. Great.

“Even I had to notice sooner or later. And though it was a little, ok fine, quite a bit later, it’s ok. I’m good with that. Look, the point is…” What was my point? (I am the essence of cool rn.)

Oh, look. He’s raising one of his eye caterpillars at me.

He squawks out a laugh and then ducks, as a few of the other patrons look up at the bar.

“Tell me I didn’t say that out loud.”

“You didn’t say that out loud. But the truth is, y' said that out loud, mate. And I’ve never heard quite that arrangement of words, ever. Eye caterpillars,” he chuckles.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever. I bet they keep your face warm come winter. But don’t worry, I was once described as having eye caterpillars, too.” By whom I can’t remember. But am I admitting to furry eyebrows? Fuck no. His are far furrier than mine.

“Mate, looks like your seating is ready.” He inclines his head to the side to indicate the host coming to claim me.

“Oh. Ok. Have a good night Beelee.” I waive as I say, “Ciao,” then cringe. “Oh kill me now, I said ciao.” All I can think every time I hear it is puppy chow. Or puppy ciao.

“Keep using it, til you don’t think about it anymore,” is Billy’s random advice. “Ciao, Seemon.”

“Does he talk dirty to all the guests,” I mumble as I’m seated.

“And here is the wine list, signore.” Says the host. It’s a freakin binder so big it requires tabs. Oh look, there’s another one for their selection of olive oils, too.

I never was any good at languages. I’m thinking maybe I should have spent some time on important things, like “Where’s the bathroom? Right and left. Do you have a cell phone charger?” The essentials.

I was too focused on setting everything up for the proposal. The one I’d planned for tonight.

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Fuck, man, I miss her. Why? Why the fuck do I miss her? Why does she get that from me, karmically. It’s so unfair.

I mean, at least I finally feel buzzed. But the wine’s not cheering me up. It’s just making me all moony.

…Oh hey look, that must be Vesuvius. Why would you want to live near Mount Vesuvius? It’s alive.

...I’ve never seen a lavender sky before. Have you? This would be an impossible place to commit suicide. Not when you get this sky every day.

…Why does she get to have me miss her. That’s just not cool. “What did I ever do to you?” Maybe I really shouldn’t shake my fist at the sky in the middle of a Michelin-starred restaurant. Even if there isn’t somebody there to get embarrassed by me. So I’m hereby mentally shaking my fist at the sky. Screw y-

Whoa. Look at that.

Is that a freakin schooner? I mean that looks like the Pirates of the Caribbean came to the Mediterranean. I just… I can’t… It’s… a freaking cruise ship. A sailboat version of a cruise ship. My god.

That is simultaneously brilliant and an unholy alliance of two things that should not exist in the same paragraph on a travel brochure. I dunno. I’m just jealous. I’ve always wanted to be in Pirates of the Caribbean.

...You ever wonder what they saw when they looked at you? Right before they finally got the balls to say what they wanted to. What had you turned into in their mind? How long? Why didn’t I notice the change? How much of this can I blame on myself? Because I will find the things I can blame on myself and then I’ll chew on them like an old piece of beef jerky. And my whole head will ache after, because of all the chewing.

...Towns lit up, like a diamond necklace draped aaaaaaaaall along the bay. I would have bought her a diamond necklace. I totally would have. I already bought the ring. Would have felt obligated to keep it in my underwear, so, at least there’s an upside to her dumping me.

I shake my head back to consciousness as someone steps in the way of my view and leans toward me over the back of Elijah’s seat. (That’s a joke. An empty chair for Elijah. If you’re Jewish you get it.)

“How you doin there, mate?” It’s Billy.

I don’t much like that careful, quiet tone he’s using.

“Yeah, totally. Amazing restaurant.”

“Um,” he looks back over to the kitchen and says quietly, “Mate, you didn’t eat.”

“What? I ate!”

“You ordered olives. At a Michelin-starred restaurant that people can only reserve a year to the day ahead of time. Everything ok?"

Or you call and bribe them. That can get you a table, too.

“Yeah, the olives were good.” And are still largely untouched, I see as I glance down at my plate. Yet I’m certain I’ve ordered something. Beyond the wines, I mean.

“Shit.” I now realize that the staff of the restaurant are waiting for me. “This outdoor area is just a patio all day. Doesn’t it just turn back into a patio at night? Like when the clock tolls midnight?”

“Sure but midnight’ll still be two hours away.” He pauses to look behind him and motions to someone that he’s going to sit down with me.

“Um…” I don’t know what to say. Cuz I really don’t want to talk to him rn. It’s not that I don’t - I just - I don’t want to have to try so hard to speak in complete sentences.

“You’d rather that I didn’t join you. Well, if you can put up with my less than ideal company for the next half hour, then the kitchen will be locked down and you can sit out here staring at Naples all night by yerself. Or is it me specifically?”

I snort.

Billy shifts in his seat. “Simon? You didn’t actually answer the question. You just sort of breathed loudly at it.”

I shake my head, not sure what he’s talking about.

“Leave by yourself, or sit for 25 more minutes with me.”

I feel like he’s speaking a different language and frown at him. Why is he looking at me like that?

“Mate, you’re thinkin out loud again. And for your information, I’m speaking English, with an Irish accent, which really isn’t that different to all other versions of English. Because it’s English. And I’m lookin at yeh like this cos you’re startin to scare me, yeah?”

“Is that a rhetorical question? I’m not sure that was a question at all.”

He slides his chair back looking kinda pissy.

“What did I say?! Don’t look at me like that,” I finish in a mumble.

“Em.” It’s Billy, who is annoying the fuck out of me rn. He stands. “You’re not looking too-”

“Fuck it. Where can I sit?”

Billy takes a step back, definitely looking pissed off now, and raises his hands in an “I give up” kinda gesture. “Enjoy your solitude. I’ll just tell the owner to turn the lights off on yeh, then.” He turns and starts to walk away toward the kitchen again.

“Yes! Thank you. I’ll be able to see the view better,” I say, tapering off at the end. I hear the kitchen door close.

I go to take another sip of wine, but my glass is gone. All that’s left is the last bottle I ordered, already uncorked, thank god.

The lights go out. Finally.

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