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stinkywrinkles · 9 months
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Bear set up his truck canopy/hammock in the back yard so we could have a nice breezy summer BBQ supper and hang out outside :)
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wortverlust · 2 years
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YEP. EVERYDAY. 25 DAYS. STARTING NOW. OR YESTERDAY. OR LIKE HOWEVER MANY DAYS ITS ALREADY BEEN.
maybe i’ll add like, a cat pic, or a horse pic, or a dog pic, WHO KNOWS
THE WORLD IS MY OYSTER
maybe i’ll add an oyster pic 👀👀👀
SO MANY POSSIBILITIES BUT FOR NOW
have this
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ESSA!!! A- A HORSE?! COME ON, HOLD ON, YA HAVE A HORSE?! PLEASE!!! THIS WILL BE THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE SEND ME A HORSE PIC!!! A HORSE!!!! a HoRsE I SWEAR MY MAINBOARD IS RUNNING WILD!!! OR o doggo?! A DOGGO!!! or...an OYSTER?! I don't know why but I find this actually pretty cool and unique... BUT A HORSE?! PLEASE?!
ALSO, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY!!! jewoifjoiwfohwoehfa I just…No…I can't. These colors…efwjohfoweh...a-and...I just wanna:
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I don't care about scratches. My forearms and hands are full of scars fweohfwuhf Spencer is a maniac sometimes…well like me …BUT that's another story.
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sailing-ever-west · 4 months
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graph of what being hungry is like with adhd
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daily-spooky · 22 days
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liquidstar · 30 days
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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theriverbeyond · 7 months
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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prokopetz · 9 months
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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crippled-peeper · 1 month
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“ew thick water gross and weird” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!! “ew why buy pre-cut vegetables when you can cut your own” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU!!!!!! “I don’t need a device to help me put my socks on I’m not lazy” ITS NOT FUCKING FOR YOU !!!!!!!!! “Why drink liquid meals when you can cook them” ITS!!!!! NOT!!!!!! FOR!!!!!! YOU!!!!!!!!
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slavicafire · 1 month
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Please help the family of a non-verbal autistic child (who has been losing weight because he only eats certain kinds of food, largely unavailable during this time) leave Gaza!
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lizardsfromspace · 4 months
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Meanwhile, in the world of football, the Pop Tart Bowl had an anthropomorphic Pop Tart who asked to be lowered into a giant toaster, holding a sign saying "DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE"
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The toaster then spat out a human-sized Pop Tart with a face for the winning team to eat
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And they devoured the edible mascot ravenously
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everlastingrandom · 2 months
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U.S. people, if you bought cinnamon from Dollar Tree, Dollar General, or other discount stores, throw it out. It's got lead
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bootleg-nessie · 3 months
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When you accidentally remove the load-bearing pierogi and the entire contents of the freezer come spilling out
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Tumbleweed needs everyone to know that I am his most cruel and heartless mother for decreasing the amount of food he gets due to him gaining a third again his body weight over the last year no that is not all fur Tumbleweed you are shaped like a pregnant sheep!
He has spent much of the day stomping from room to room while yelling his immense displeasure.
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solreefs · 5 months
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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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