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bts-siwan · 29 days

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www.congratulations-to-s!nea.com

The boys are currently huddled together outside of the practice room whilst Siwan is inside.

JIN: “Did you light the candles? Light the candles quickly!”

JIN: *tsking* “Ah, you guys are so unorganised.”

V: *excited + shoving jm* “Go get the lighter!” *x2*

SUGA: “Where’s Namjoon?”

J-HOPE: “Yah, do you think we should’ve done something more? What if this is underwhelming for him?” *whispering amongst the others*

JUNGKOOK: “I bought him a gift.” *quietly speaking + holding his gift to his chest*

SUGA: “Trust me, he’ll appreciate it. Focus on not dropping the cake instead.” *warning tae who is grinning like a maniac*

JIMIN: *arriving with the lighter + lighting the candles* “Here’s one. Here’s two.” *another member who is excited* “Army, you know, I decorated this cake myself.”

V: “Yah! I did too! Stop taking all the credit.”

RM: “You guys are so loud.” *finally arriving on scene with the second cake* “Is Wanie practicing inside?”

SUGA: “When is he not? You gotta drag him by his ankles if you wanna see him anywhere else.” *speaking facts tbf*

J-HOPE: “Wait, we’re having a second cake? What’s this cake for?” *eyeing up the one nj’s holding*

JIN: “You guys didn’t even tell him?” *about to lose it* “For the best trainee achievement. He got ranked first for best trainee.”

JIMIN: “Everyone is talking about him. He’s our ace already.” *proud of his hyung*

V: “Our hyung’s so talented. The ace of Bangtan!”

SUGA: “Save the compliments for when you’re actually in front of him.” *yg being the most talkative he’s ever been bc he wants this to go well*

RM: “Okay, we’ll go in on the count of three, alright?” *trying to get everybody on the same page*

JIN: “Jeongguk-ah, you go in front. He thinks you’re cute.” *quickly moving the lil maknae ahead of everyone*

RM: “Okay, now on the count of three. Three, two, one!”

Jeongguk pushes the door to the practice room open as the rest of the members yell “Surprise!” and enter.

It’s a little chaotic as they start to sing “Happy Birthday”, the members begin circling an off guard Siwan who is soaked to the bone with sweat from practice, completely unaware of what’s going on.

V: “HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR HYUNG! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!” *literally yelling rn lmao*

JIMIN: “CONGRATS ON GETTING BEST TRAINEE! WE’RE PROUD OF YOU!” *yelling pt.2*

S!NEA: *honestly still doesn’t know what’s going on* “What? Seok-ah, I thought you were going to go get fried chicken.”

JIN: “It was part of the plan. It’s your birthday. Did you forget?” *grabbing the knife for the cake + handing it to siwan*

RM: “We’re like brothers now. We have to celebrate these things together. It’s your birthday!” *also showing the trainee cake*

SUGA: “You got ranked best trainee recently too. We wanted to celebrate the achievement with you.” *resting a hand on siwan’s shoulder*

S!NEA: *lowkey feeling overwhelmed rn* “What? No… You don’t- you didn’t have to do that.”

RM: “Well, before you say that,” *motions for hoseok to push jk forward*

JUNGKOOK: *king of being shy* “I-I got you this, hyung. I thought I’d get you a gift for your birthday. And your achievement as best trainee.” *holding out the box* “Please accept it.”

S!NEA: *can’t say no to the lil bunny* “Ah… you guys seriously didn’t need to do this.” *tearing up as he accepts jk’s gift*

JUNGKOOK: “Don’t open it now! Do it when you’re alone.” *panicking*

S!NEA: *sniffling + pulling jk into a hug* “Okay, okay. Thanks, Gukkie.”

J-HOPE: “Ah, are you crying? Don’t cry!” *pushing past everyone to wipe siwan’s tears*

JIMIN: “Hyung is crying? Move!” *pushing hoseok aside to grab siwan’s cheeks* “Don’t cry. You’re supposed to be happy! This is a happy moment.” *caressing his cheeks + the tear tracks that weld up*

S!NEA: “I’m happy.” *still lowkey crying* “These are- they’re happy tears.” *laughing*

SUGA: “You’re gonna make our maknae cry too. Stop it.” *whining bc otherwise he’ll also get emo*

JUNGKOOK: *pouting bc it isn’t exactly untrue + begins tearing up a few seconds later*

V: “YAH! Why are you all crying? This isn’t a funeral! Stop it!” *bringing the cake over to siwan*

RM: *pulling jk to his side + rubbing his arm* “Okay, okay. Why don’t we cut the cake? Let’s all have a slice. I’m starving.”

S!NEA: *agreeing* “Sorry. I-I just didn’t expect all of this.”

The members begin to sing “Happy Birthday” again as Siwan finally cuts the cake. Namjoon then proceeds to bring the trainee cake which Siwan also slices into.

JIN: “Here, feed the maknae first. He’s probably drained from crying.”

The members all laugh together as Siwan feeds everyone a piece of the cake before the video ends with Jimin and Taehyung rubbing icing all over Siwan’s face.

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zero-braincells-left · 1 month

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY UNJUSTTTTTT

YAYYYYYAYAYAYYYY!!!!! IT IS OFFICAOLY APEIL 1MFOR ME NOW!! THAT MEANS YOU GET UNJUST IM NOT GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT HIM TODAY

where’s that post that’s like “everybody cheer and clap or I’ll blow this whole fucking building up” because. that’s me rn. i don’t care that he’s not real aahvmh mutuals (the like other 2 of you (@alex-just-vibing @insaneillusionist)) better wish him happy birthday and tell him he’s cool or else im putting a pipe bomb in your mailbox /j /silly

#zero draws stuff #aahvmh #aahvmh unjust #alex and his various mini hims #THIS IS THE ONE DAY I GET AN ESCUSE TO BE EXTRA DERANGED ABOUT HIM GRRRR!!!! 1!1 #LOOK ATHIM S HDHFHHFHFJRJ

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intergalacticaquarium · 2 years

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Birthday Trip

Summary: the year is 2022 and it's Eddie's 57th birthday! His wife Sam and his adult daughter Jess plan a trip to the newly opened legal weed dispensery to celebrate and have some family bonding in the car

A/N- I started writing this like a month ago when i went to the weed store and I started thinking abt how Eddie would react and I finally finished it! Just a cute little story with a lot of gentle ribbing and love for a guy who definitely is living a long and happy life rn

Contains: Dad!Eddie, obviously, bullying via bowling for soup, some kinda meta content, and a lot of shade thrown at his canon ending that feels extremely in character to me, and as always Eddie is a little gremlin. He doesn't age out of that one.

Enjoy!

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Eddie opened one eye at a time and saw his wife, Sam, still sleeping. He smiled even though she drooled a little out of the corner of her mouth, and wondered a little at how young and beautiful she still looked even after so long, he swore she hadn't aged since they started dating and whatever age she was showing only made her pretty face more beautiful.

He, however, felt the opposite. Today was his birthday. His….fifty seventh birthday. Eddie shuddered just thinking about it and brushed his- still unruly and wild though slightly shorter - hair and tried to ignore all the wiry grays.

He got up and started breakfast, hoping that maybe everybody would just forget and he'd get to stay 56 for another year.

Or 25, for that matter.

Eventually Sam woke up and he grinned. They'd been married over 30 years now and every morning he still got butterflies at her sleepy face first thing in the morning. She came over and kissed his cheek. He grimaced from the morning breath but still felt the warmth on his cheek where her lips touched it for a moment.

"Happy birthday!" She said, her voice still a little groggy and it was followed by a yawn. "Jess told me not to plan anything for this afternoon because she had an idea."

Eddie smiled a little. Their daughter Jess was an odd one, just like the two of them were, so he figured that whatever she had planned was probably good. Though he was sure Sam wished she hadn't wanted to keep it a surprise since he was usually not able to think of anything else until he knew what it was.

A couple hours later Jess parked in the driveway and let herself in. When she saw her parents sitting on the couch she grinned, going over to hug her dad.

"Happy birthday! How old are you, again?" She asked, and Eddie just sighed.

"Fifty seven. He's getting old. Not like me, since, yknow, I married an older man and all." His wife teased, and he rolled his eyes.

"Sam you're a year younger than me, you can't call me old." He said and his wife and daughter laughed. He smiled to himself, still loving the sound.

Jess rounded them excitedly into the car and her mom took the back so the birthday boy could have shotgun.

"Soooo, where are we going?" Eddie asked, and his daughter eyed him mischievously.

"I'll tell you when we get closer."

"Can we put on some music?"

Jess reached out to start playing with the radio and Eddie frowned.

"It's my birthday, why don't I get to choose?" He complained.

"Driver gets to pick the music, you made the rule to make me listen to dad rock for a million years now it's my turn." She said, and he grumbled.

"Dad rock." He scoffed " you always call it that like it means it's not cool. Dad's do rock!" He said in an over exaggerated voice and started to play air guitar, to the annoyed groans of everybody in the car.

"Every time." Sam said from the back with a laugh.

"Daaad- my car is too small for headbanging." Eddie grinned at his daughter's fond fake annoyance that had replaced her pure teen annoyance at the joke years ago.

"And it's not like nobody thinks it's cool anymore- last summer your mom and I went to a Metallica show and it was packed."

"Even Metallica doesn't think that's cool anymore." Jess shot back with an eye roll.

"How is that different than the tears for fears show you two dragged me to a couple years ago."

"Ooooh that was such a good show." Jess said, and Sam agreed.

"Okay, if the driver gets to pick the music, then let me drive."

"You don't know where we're going." His daughter teased.

"Then tell me!" He said, getting excited.

She pulled up to a red light and turned the radio on to whatever station it was already on and grinned conspiratorially.

"Nope, it's a surprise."

A pop song started and Eddie frowned but didn't try to change it.

"Is this Taylor Swift?" He asked, and Jess glanced at me.

"It's not always Taylor Swift, you always guess her."

"They all sound like Taylor Swift."

"The video was Taylor Swift right?" Sam asked from the back, as if that was enough information for any kind of answer. She shook her head in exasperation.

"The Taylor Swift video with the girl from the show!" Sam tried to explain from the back and Jess grinned at the fact that her mom couldn't even remember the name of an actress they had met.

"What show?"

"She means Dustin's show, she's talking about Sadie Sink, she's the one playing Max. She did a project with Taylor Swift recently. We literally met her." Jess explained, an expert by now at deciphering her parents' clues as to what famous person they could possibly be talking about at any moment.

"Oh right, Sadie. God that was an uncanny resemblance." Eddie said, thinking back to when he met Max as a teenager and the actor that Dustin had cast with Max, who had insisted on being there because she needed to know that actress would make sure it was clear that she was much cooler than the rest of them.

"Right? It was kinda spooky." Sam commented, and Eddie nodded.

The radio had been turned down but at a new song starting Jess grinned exactly as her parents groaned.

"Awesome- I was literally planning on playing this on the way!" She said, and her parents gave her loving death glares and Jess let out a satisfied cackle and turned the radio way up.

"I'm being bullied on my birthday." Eddie complained, and Sam began to join in on the laughter, even though she hated the song and the amount of times she'd been forced to hear it to make her feel old as well.

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, way before Nirvana there was U2 and Blondie, music still on MTV

"28 years we have taken care of you and this is now you thank us?" He said sarcastically disappointed as she sang along louder.

"Her two kids in highschool, they tell her that she's uncool- cuz she's still preoccupied with 19 - 19- 1985." Both his wife and daughter sang along enthusiastically and he looked to the back seat in betrayal.

"Betrayed by my own family." He wailed dramatically as they sang along and he couldn't resist a grin seeing them so happy, even if it was at his expense.

"When did motley crue become classic rock?"

"It's not."

"And when did Ozzy become an actor?"

"Jesus, I hate this song."

"Make! It! Stop! STOP!" They sang.

"Got it." Eddie took his moment to reach out and turn the radio off, to their protests.

"He told me to make it stop!" He said at their complaints.

"And I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'm hung up on 1986, not 85, because that was the year I met your mom, who I fell in love with instantly because she was the coolest, most badass girl in plaid pants and doc martens that I had ever seen." He said in an overly gooey voice and batted his eyes and his wife who grinned.

"Gross." Jess commented, but was ignored.

"Awww, and you still had your bangs!" Sam giggled.

"Wasn't 1986 the year you were accused of triple homicide?" Jess interrupted, and Eddie shrugged.

"Other stuff happened that year, too." He complained, and Sam grinned.

"Besides, everybody likes a bad boy." Sam said with a lovesick sounding voice.

"Is a guy accused of triple homicide a bad boy to you?" She argued.

"Hey! I also listened to cool music and sold drugs. Also I was innocent." He said proudly.

"Wow. Dad, I love you, I am amazed that I even exist."

"Yeah, he had no game whatsoever." Sam piped in.

"Hey!"

"Am I wrong?" She challenged, with her always beautiful grin.

"I was doing alright before I realized I was flirting." He said defensively.

"It was cute!"

"Still not doing much to convince me of the bad boy thing." Jess prodded, and they rolled their eyes.

"Well, after he started dating I didn't call him a bad boy anymore. What did I switch to then, Eddie?" She said with an expectant smile.

He sighed "the bad at everything boy…."

"Because of the time he almost died like an idiot?" Jess asked, and Sam nodded.

"Because of the time he almost died like an idiot." She said with a loving sigh.

"But you only married me so you could remind me of it every day, right? That makes it worth it in my book." He said cockily.

"Bummer- I would've married you anyway so I guess it was for nothing!"

"Dustin still thinks it was heroic"

"Dustin is wrong." Sam scolded.

"Have you talked to him lately? We should check in."

"Because you know that your character is coming in next season and you want details?"

Sam snorted from the back and started quietly giggling.

"What?"

She couldn't stop laughing now, and Eddie turned around to watch her cracking up and clapping

"Care to let us in on the joke Hon?" He asked cheerfully.

"I'm sorry this is gonna sound mean and I love you so much. But I did suggest that Dustin just let the bats kill your character for being an idiot." She said, exploded into giggles, and he looked at her scandalized.

"You are never gonna let that go are you?" He said, not without good humor.

He'd be dead without Sam, would have sacrificed himself for no damn reason. He already had sacrificed himself, technically, until she grabbed his unconscious ass and dragged him up through a portal with Dustin to some medical attention. Within moments of him waking up she was yelling at him for wasting so much time and almost getting himself killed and being so stupid. She had been so angry he was pretty sure that he had been about to lose her forever.

"God, I'm so sorry, Sammy. I really screwed up and if this is…it, then…. I get it." He had said miserably, feeling like he was about to lose everything.

And then she was kissing him for the first time ever. Over and over again and all over his face and he was kissing her back and he was confused, certainly, but that didn't last long.. He understood more every second when he felt the way she was gripping onto his hair and his hospital gown and the tears he felt rolled off her nose onto cheek. She was sometimes frustrated when she could make people understand what she was saying, but now she explained everything without words.

He didn't know what to do with somebody that cared that much. Love her back was what he went with, and never regretted it.

He had been grateful, and she had been right when she had said he would have thrown his life away. Coming back into Hawkins made him feel like there was no chance his life could go back to normal after this. Nobody would ever believe he was innocent.

He spent a lot of the day trying to decide if heroically dying in the Upside Down would be better or worse than going to prison for a crime he didn't commit. He wouldn't deny that when he saw the bats coming it felt like an opportunity to make himself worth a damn.

Only for him to lose consciousness hearing the girl he'd had a crush on for months cursing him out.

"Unbelievable. What kind of fucking idiot is he that he still thinks he's a coward after all this? Stupid asshole. What does he think he has to redeem himself for anyway? He didn't do anything fucking wrong. Until now, Jesus Christ did he not think about how little wiggle room this plan has? Did he really think we'd have time to drag his unconscious ass out of here?"

Dustin was still sniffling. "Sam, I don't think he expected us to save him at all."

"Well then he's even dumber than I fucking thought."

Eddie should've known Sam wouldn't have given up on him that easily. She fought for him to the point where he felt like an absolute moron for ever believing that she wouldn't brute force her way into a happy ending.

So he got to live, and got to be happy. With her, of all people. Sometimes he wondered if he was just having one last burst of chemicals in his brain before he really died, imagining a life he always wished for.

If that’s what he got out of it, he thought that her being allowed to never let it go was more than a fair exchange.

"You're gonna let the bats kill me? Seriously?" He asked in jest, kinda laughing at the absolute lack of narrative sense that would make but shrugging it off.

"I'm not even in it, how do you think I feel?" Sam said with a laugh, despite the fact that she had asked to not be included for reasons she didn't share.

"Eh, it's fine. He's gotta add some inconsistencies or else it'll be too obvious that it's true."

"No it won't. I've heard the actual story a million times and it makes no fucking sense." Jess said, and her parents shrugged in concession.

"Alright, it's my birthday and I have been sufficiently bullied, can I please pick the music now?" He asked in a fake dejected tone.

"Fine, fine. You can pick the radio. The oldies station is number five." She said, and he turned it on.

A song he didn't recognize was coming to a close and Jess gave an odd look at the console.

"I said five." She said, and he pressed it again but it remained on the same channel.

And that was thanks for the memories by panic at the disco on classic oldies 101.4 the 70s, 80s, 90s, and 2000s.

"What?!" Jess shouted in horror. "That song is from, like, 2007 that's not oldies!"

Eddie didn't try to hold back his laughter as she cast an angry look at him.

"Karma worked fast!" Sam shrieked in delight from the back seat.

"Shut up! That song isn't that old!"

"No, no, it's not. But also, and I love you more than anything in the world, you do deserve this." Eddie said through his laughter.

"That's true. You have been pulling this specific card for years to make us feel old so I think this one is actually fate." Sam piped up.

"I'm just glad that we got to be here to see it together." Eddie sighed dreamily. "I don't even need another present."

"You sure? Cuz we're here but we can just go home if you want…" She teased, pulling into the parking lot and Eddie glanced up, his eyes widening.

"Tada! The new legal weed dispensary."

Jess glanced at her dad and saw his big goofy smile.

"I didn't know one was actually opening!" He said in excitement and hopped out of the car, looking up at it in an impish and excited way that made him look oddly young to his daughter.

Sam and Jess walked up to the door and Eddie excitedly tailed behind them into the tiny space with a glass counter full of edibles and paraphernalia and a back wall lined with jars, looking a bit like a kid in a forbidden candy store.

Behind the counter were two bored looking women on their phones who glanced up when they came back in and gave small smiles before looking back down.

"This is so weird! Like…is this really allowed?" Eddie said mischievously, and the four women in the store looked at him and nodded. Jess grinned at her mom because this was going exactly how they expected.

He pointed to different jars and they let him smell the contents with a grin on his face.

"You guys must have, like, the best job ever." He said excitedly, glancing at the guy in the back filling up little cones to make joints in bulk.

All three employees shrugged.

"It's alright, but it's still just a job." They said, and the others agreed.

Sam glanced at her Dad and hoped he wasn't disappointed in the level of enthusiasm but he wasn't deterred in the slightest. He was looking at the sour candy edibles and he might not have even heard the answer.

"I used to sell weed,y'know. In the 80s." He said, and they nodded a little awkwardly.

"I met my wife because she used to buy from me. Changed my life…" he said, glancing back at them affectionately.

Jess glanced at her mom with her eyebrows raised and her mom.

"Okay we didn't get together because he was a drug dealer." She said defensively.

"No, we got together because you were only into freaks." He said and turned back to the case,

"Ew, what?" Jess said in disgust, and her dad turned back around in a full spin and pointed a finger at her.

"Not that kind of freak. 80s version of a freak. Y’know, anti establishment." He explained.

"I think it meant Super embarrassing." Sam said in a know it all voice

"Counterculture-" He defended, facing his wife fully with her silly smirk he loved.

"Attention seeking-" She tried

"Totally metal-" he walked forward

"Ridiculous" She said, now standing close to him, and grabbing the end of his still long less voluminous hair.

"Badass-" He said leaning in, and Sam grinned at how little time felt like it had passed.

Yeah they had heartburn if they drank too much and usually fell asleep by nine but when she glanced at him out of the corner of her eye she saw her absurd and adorable metalhead boyfriend in 1986. Nothing about those big brown eyes had changed.

"Handsome-' she said in a sappy voice. Either they didn't notice the employees and their daughter staring, they didn't care, or they were being embarrassing on purpose.

"Rock star-"

"With big brown eyes like a baby cow." She finished lovingly, pecking him on the lips and he grinned with a laugh.

"Yikes- I am so sorry about them. It's my dad's birthday and they've been going down quite the nostalgia trip."

Jess said apologetically, but they didn't seem any more or less annoyed when he turned back around, though all three women seemed to be peering at his eyes.

"Yeah I see it. The cow thing." Jess conceded, and the two women behind the counter nodded in agreement.

"Are you guys gonna buy something?" They asked and Eddie seemed to remember all of a sudden where they were and went back to the counter.

"Can I haaaaave some of the sour candies, and- five bucks a gram? That's not bad- ooh, is that bong shaped like a dinosaur?"

Sam and Jess glanced at each other with grins at the sight of Eddie the freak Munson bouncing in excitement like a kid in a candy store as the still bored woman grabbed another jar so he could smell it.

They eventually spent what was probably too much money but it was worth it to see Eddie walk out of there looking like he had pulled the heist of the century. The way he rushed the little black paper bag to the car looked like he was expecting them to change their minds and take it back when they remembered it wasn't allowed.

"Good birthday present?" Jess asked with a grin, and her dad responded.

"The best." He asked with a grin, peeking in the bag to admire the purchases and then back to his family.

Sure, it was a silly thing to be excited about, and he was sure a lot of parents out there would judge him and Sam for smoking with their daughter even if she was an adult- though most of them wouldn't hesitate to have a glass of wine with them at dinner. They teased him- a lot- but the things they brought up were so accurate and specific that he couldn't help but feel very known by them. Every time either of them bring up the dumpster story all they're saying is remember the time that you made us laugh so hard we cried?

They got back onto the highway and he glanced at his wife and daughter and grinned, looking out the window, and silently reminded himself how grateful he was to have them. The kind of family that would take him to a dispensary like a toys r us because they knew that his favorite stuff was the stuff that felt a little bit not allowed. Like even though he was just an old dad that owned a tabletop games and hobby shop now but still was the rebel he used to be.

But now it was different, he was a rebel before sure. He liked who he was and refused change for anybody and said fuck whoever didn't like it. He had relished in it when people called him a freak but he still wanted somebody to see all those things and like them too. Not just like him despite them.

And he knew that the two women in that car loved him very much, because in every gentle tease was backed up by one underlying and undeniable fact that all three of them knew: he wasn't wasn't half as fuckin weird as either of them.

Not even a contest.

He grinned to himself and made eye contact with his wife in the backseat over the shoulder of their daughter driving and they both silently smiled.

Maybe they were a family of freaks, but hey,

Eddie had always loved the circus.

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#eddie munson x reader #stranger things #stranger things x reader #eddie munson #eddie munson x oc #eddie munson fanfiction #eddie munson x fem!reader #eddie tag #sam #gizmo #gremlin

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faarkas · 1 year

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tagged by my gorgeous most dearest beloved @leefi (everybody go wish a happy birthday NOW) to put my favourite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs that come up and then tag 10 people

I'm pulling from my riding and gaming playlists + the like 10 different y/n inspired playlists that all my favourite songs are scattered to currently

tagging: @vilkaas @rockerboys @malefiicarum @morvaris @aartyom @eurodynamic @denerims @frankboeijen @eviefrie @arklay (no pressure!)

song name is spotify link, artist is youtube

rotisserie (resauced) - yung gravy, bbno$, dontcry

THIS SONG COMES WITH ME EVERYWHERE RN. I've done so many spire of the watcher runs with it on repeat while I distract the boss and try to dodge supplicants. Anyway what a bop by my arch nemesis yung gravy.

use me - blake rose

idk what it is about blake rose that just makes me WILD NO I MEAN BUT LIKE “you look like i’ve been on your mind / i’ll make you feel alright / just use me, any time you like” HELLO???? I GOTTA GO. 🏃‍♀️ NO PHOTOS PLEASE 🏃‍♀️

swim back - daughter

i love daughter im glad they're putting out new music. anyway this is a new song, i've had it on repeat, its on my playlists, its gorgeous.

CHANCES - kaytranada, shay lia

kaytranada solos

just say - coco & breezy, tara carosielli

fun. flirty. thriving. new. makes me want to do my makeup and dig out my big heels and go to the club. i’m not a clubber.

yosemite - half alive

i love this song and i have a really special memory attached to it so. I'd try to tell u about it but it really would not come across properly but it still makes me :') anyway. stan half alive.

HEATED - beyonce

LOVE THAT THIS ONE CAME UP. ayah u know how much i love this one. honestly my favourite song off renaissance and there are so many good ones. i just sit and close my eyes and sway to this one all the time. idk what she did to this song while they were making it but its like catnip to me

anaconda - nicki minaj

PUSSY PUT HIS ASS TO SLEEP NOW HE CALLING ME NYQUIL.

nightclub (waiting for you) - bad suns

hi its almost my 10th year listening to them and they're my actual favourite band. they never miss. thanks. stream apocalypse whenever now.

levitating - dua lipa

dula peep

#shay lia is gorgeous on chances too. i love women.#tagged #hil.txt #basic ass music taste tbh but i love a good groove. i have so many songs i could show. U step into my spotify saved song list #and im standing there like pepe silvia meme

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swaggypsyduck · 11 months

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hiiiiiiiiiiii swaggy!!!!!

uhh sorry for bothering you cause i imagine your inbox is getting FLOODED w these rn but i HAD to tell you HAPPY BIRTHDAY (louder than everyone else trust me bro)!!!!

im uh not that good w words but i wanted to take this opportunity to tell you how much you mean to me cause i feel like i dont tell you enough lmao. you dunno how much it makes my sarah tonin go brrrr when you tag me in a tag game or mention me in a post!! i kinda feel like when you know that one person whos rlly cool n knows everybody n they mom so when they talk to you its like "yooo they know me!!" youre so charasmatic fr. n not to mention SWEET. you make everyone feel included n hype up your friends like its your day job, n i rlly look up to you for it <3 you make me laugh sm n i rlly love chatting w you to the point where im willing to overlook your efforts to get me cancelled on tumblr dot com <3

anywho ive been talking too much so remember you deserve the world today n all days!!! i hope you have an amazing time celebrating your birthday :D

when i saw ur url in my inbox i was so happy and prepared to laugh and then this heartfelt message brought me to tears again for what feels like the millionth time today.

max despite ur americaness, lack of awareness in wording that leads u to getting cancelled, and ur (l)on(e)ly childness u mean a lot to me too. and i say this in the most lovingly way possible. u get one charge dropped for this!

#asks #moots🫶🏼#maximilian pegasus🇺🇸#i dont even have the words to reply to such a kind gesture

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jonnolovesfob · 1 year

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I posted 385 times in 2022

128 posts created (33%)

257 posts reblogged (67%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@songbirds-sweet

@gunthersgf

@what-is-lettuce

@fancycolours

@memories

I tagged 382 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#mick’s bs - 186 posts

#mick answers - 73 posts

#jonno’s bs - 53 posts

#fancycolours - 29 posts

#mick does tag games - 22 posts

#mick spreads positivity - 15 posts

#fall out boy - 14 posts

#mick’s music ask - 13 posts

#mick and mars’ bs - 13 posts

#mick’s pop punk bs - 13 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#my friend made me a wallpaper of yungblud and palaye royale that’s also a live wallpaper for my birthday + to tie me over until the yb show

My Top Posts in 2022:

🏳️‍⚧️ happy trans day of visibility everyone :)

i’m not out to the world around me, but i’m out to those i trust and love. i’ve come to terms with myself and i just want to say that i am happy about who i am.

dear trans people, non binary people, gender diverse people and everyone in between,

it’s okay to not love yourself and your body right away. it takes time for you to love and accept yourself. self acceptance is long, long journey and i promise you will reach it. self love and acceptance can be taught, but it will take awhile to learn. you will learn it.

i see all of you, all of you diverse genders and trans people and i just want you guys to know you’re loved and accepted and seen. you’re amazing and i love you, keep going :)

with love, mick

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vic fuentes 🤝 kellin quinn

using the YEAH! guttural as a fill in any song

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new tag game!! reblog with the song currently stuck in your head!! mine is

i shall tag @sixer-mayhem @damage-incorp0rated @torchythompson @larsaholic @songbirds-sweet @nikkisqueenofsleaze @fancycolours @katiegameplays @vashappeningkevin @hungercityhellhound @americanrocknroll @outtathecarlonghair @princeofpittsburgh @blinkinglightz @thed1vinezero @transmascaxl & @cyanide-sinner

+open tag if anyone not tagged wants to participate!!

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voldemort // better

- with confidence

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My #1 post of 2022

music ask game but it came straight out of my caffeinated brain on a wednesday morning

there’s just one rule : send some into me before you reblog!!

1. what is your favorite song. right now. tell me.

2. what is your favorite album. tell me rn.

3. who is your favorite artist or band? if you’re like me, just give your top 3 or 5.

4. what band started it all for you?

5. shuffle your playlist!!! what’s the first song that plays?

6. what bands/artists do you want to see in concert?

7. what bands/artists have you seen in concert?

8. tell me about your favorite band. go on infodump for me.

9. what’s an album that JUST came out and it’s been on repeat for like 6 days +?

10. what’s a song that literally just came out and you’ve had it on repeat forever?

11. tell me about your least favorite band or artist. go on scream about why you hate them.

12. what is one song that has irreparably damaged your social skills?

13. what is one album that has irreparably damaged your social skills?

14. what is one artist that has irreparably damaged your social skills?

15. what is one band/artist you listen to and everybody knows you listen to them but no one would expect them to have THAT genre?

16. what is one band/artist you listen to that everyone knows you for?

17. what song in your playlist sounds like this 💖❤️🥰🤩💘💕 but the lyrics are 🖤🩸⛓💣🗡🪨

18. what song in your playlist sounds like this 🖤🩸⛓💣🗡🪨 but the lyrics are 💖❤️🥰🤩💘💕

19. what is your favorite album art from one of your favorite artists?

20. SHOW ME A PICTURE OF ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS. RIGHT NOW. I NEED TO SEE THEM.

21. what’s the weirdest song title you can think of right now.

22. i just saw the prettiest motorcycle on the way to school tell me one song you’d blast on a motorcycle while driving one

23. what’s a song that makes you feel like a hot badass?

24. what’s a song you cry to?

25. show me your favorite playlist!!!!! what are some songs on it?????

26. show me two songs with the same title!!! same genre?? different genre??

See the full post

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Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #my 2022 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #jonno’s bs #wow ok #Spotify

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eurydicees · 2 years

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so. about platonic atsuiwa........

i believe they would have that weird kind of friendship where they don't know each other's favorite color but do know about their deepest trauma lol

like, atsumu will constantly rant about his love life (or lack thereof) and iwaizumi will listen with full commitment but pause him to ask things like, "wait, who was that guy again?" or "huh what high school were you from btw?" "what was your brothers name?" etc.

(and somehow its not awkward at all. atsumu answers and they move on)

i might be a bit obsessed with iwa's mom friend energy but can you blame me. he needs to take care of other people all the time or he will die. and with oikawa living overseas now he needs a new brat to take care of, you know.

but its not the same as it was with oikawa, because atsumu gets offended when people try to be caring with him. so iwa has to be sneaky about it, too. like instead of outward saying "don't overwork yourself" he has to go out of his way to invite him to do stuff when he knows the little shit's gonna spend the whole weekend at gym practicing serves again. and atsumu always agrees when iwa asks to hang out because he's a friendless lonely bastard who cries when people show him the slightest bit of love and attention

also atsumu calls iwa to rant about how much he hates samu twice a week. iwa tried to tell him once that he actually loves his brother very much and it's obvious but atsumu brushed it off by saying iwa wouldn't understand lmao

for iwa, tsumu is mostly a brat who needs him but he's also one of the most understanding people on earth. when iwa rants on the phone about his work or his family, he feels like he reaveals too much at the end and tries to cover it like "i mean i dont even know why i get so damn depressed over it this is so stupid" and atsumu will be like "nah i get it. want me to drop by with ice cream?"

and he does!! everybody wants to eat ice cream and cry sometimes!!! iwa needs to be babied too, thank you very much

tsumu's way of caring isnt as clear as iwa's but iwa gets it. instead of dragging him outside (like iwa does) tsumu will come over to his house, order pizza and put a random episode of friends or gilmore girls and sit silently with him and iwa it will be more than enough for iwa.

i feel like this is getting too out of the canon storyline and sounds more like an au but idk

one time iwa said he wanted to try dying his hair and they did it using grocery store hair supplies and at the end it looked so horrible that they both laughed until their eyes watered and the next day they went out to buy brown hair dye to fix it. then atsumu messed something up and the dye didn't work, iwa decided to get a buzzcut..

one time they sent a selfie to oikawa and he was.....not happy about it :D

iwa teaches atsumu how to cook some basic meals and atsumu tries to show off to samu with them

the first time iwa remembered atsumu's birthday and got him a little present atsumu cried and then said a bug got into his eye

they make fun of each other's choices of men

they go to gym together and atsumu always listens to music as he works out so one day iwa asked him to share a link to his gym playlist and it was just full of anime opening and some female kpop bands

i think this is all i have. its like 1.30 am rn so i think i'll go to sleep. hope you like these xx

oh my god yess yesssss yess YESSS !!!! i am YELLING !!!!!!! loveeeeeeeee all of this oh my god. gym buds atsuiwa is so good. iwaizumi teaching atsumu to cook (osamu is deeply offended that atsumu didn't ask him). atsumu forcing iwaizumi to watch romcoms and tv shows of the like (oikawa is deeply offended bc iwa refuses to watch telenovelas with him, but he'll watch friends with atsumu miya).

you're also so right that they literally know about each other's worst fears but atsumu would not be able to tell you what "aoba johsai" is if a gun was put to his head. iwaizumi could tell you the worst memory of atsumu's life but absolutely could not tell you what his favorite animal is.

like, atsumu: yeah i know iwaizumi best out of the whole national team we go to the gym together all the time

kageyama: what middle school did he go to then.

atsumu: ....

hinata: kageyama you went to the same middle school, that's cheating. atsumu, he went to kitagawa daiichi btw

atsumu: i'm quitting this team

and you have the way iwaizumi takes cares of atsumu vs oikawa so right tbh, like oikawa can get the tough love yell at rant kinda thing going on, but atsumu gets a more subtle kind of care. so true. man. i'm obsessed w all of this THANK YOU

#ask #atsumu miya #hajime iwaizumi #ALSO THE HAIR DYE STORY. SO GOOD.

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hanasnx · 3 months

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY INDYYYYYY thank u for writing some of the most filthy smut i’ve ever read u keep me and my friends veryvery happy, i hope you get to have the most disgusting birthday sex and you deserve to have the best day ever im frenching you rn - 🧸

thank you!! <33 i love writing filthy disgusting smut for everybody, i love that i keep you and your friends very happy. i love knowing ppl discuss me like that, and u should tell me the stuff y’all say about my writing<33

you should take some time for yourself on indy day, relax, get yourself a treat. an indy birthday only occurs once a year

#indy shoots the shit #thanks for the msg!!#anon: 🧸#birthday wishes💕

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pastelchad · 2 years

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Everybody tell me happy birthday rn

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sunnybergamota · 3 years

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I swear if anyone sings Happy birthday to you in class tomorrow i will die

#look it is kinda traumatic to me since the kids started singing com quem será when i was like 9 #((com quem será is like. a song where you talk abt how the birthday kid is going to get together with their crush. not so nice as an aro))#and even if they dont sing it! i still hate happy birthday songs everybody i just so focused on me for a wholle ass song #also my classmates have no bounduries and as an excuse to miss class time they will sing it on every single one of our 9 periods tomorrow #so if they know im fucked #and my sister was threatening tell everyoner tomorrow including the loud teachers just because i dont like it. nice #oh my im so anxious rn #gabi's bullshit

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maiverie · 2 years

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SHUT THE FUCK UP I CAME BACK ON THE BEST DAY EVER… MAI WHAT IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY? APRIL 6TH? I’LL NOTE THAT DOWN RN 📝 HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY HOLY SHIT!!! DUDE YOU’RE LITERALLY THE OLDEST BUT MOST CHILDISH PERSON EVER (BUT I LOVE THAT)!! I LITERALLY LOVE YOU BESTFRIEND.

Jokes aside, I’m really sorry I haven’t been active and there to support you. :( Maybe when the holidays come around? I’ll pretty much be back on track and updating everything. BUT MAI. You have always been there for me, dead or not and I’m so thankful I could find someone as kind and caring as you are. AHHH YOU ARE LITERALLY A WALKING SHINY STAR AND YOU MAKE MY WORLD BRIGHTEN UP EVEN WITH A SINGLE WORD! Your existence itself just makes me jump in excitement every time I hop onto this app. YOU are the reason why I even come back from time to time, honestly. Although I wish I could provide you a better gift than writing to you in your inbox but I hope you take my words for granted because I mean EVERY, I mean EVERY word that I state in this. Iseriously, seriously, seriously, SERIOUSLY hope you have the best 21st (?) ever my beloved, I love you so much. GET SPOILED LOADS!! I’LL SHIP AN ALBUM (AND MYSELF) OVER WHEN I CAN 😈 🤍

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 SELEENAAAAAA NAURRRRRRRRR IM LITERALLY SO DEPRESSED AB MY BIRTHDAY DONT EVEN TALK TO ME ISUCKEJC I HATE IT HERE IM ACTUALLY FUCKING ANCIENT 💀AND STOP THIS I LITERALLY LOVE U SM????? ICB WE’RE FRIENDS LIKE IM SO GLAD WE MET THRU TUMBLR AND WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES URE FROM AUS TOO 😭😭💗💗💗 ITS FATE ME THINKS

OMFG NOOO DONT APOLOGISE???? 😭 omg school is actually wild these days so i totally understand r u kidding :(( DONT WORRY AB ME BESTIE PLS TAKE CARE OF URSELF??? ILYSM U LITERALLY ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE WHEN U COME ON TUMBLR AND STOP IM LITERALLY SOFT RN DONT TELL ME U COME AROUND HERE BC OF ME IM GNA CRY 😭😭😭💔💔💔 URE ACTUALLY WILD I LOVE UR ENERGY SM YOURE SO FUNNY AND FUN TO CHAT W I APPRECIATE U SM WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN :((( you’re actually the best person ever,,, i just know everybody in ur life loves u bc how could they not :<<<< the way u just brighten up everything??? 😭

NAUR BC I WILL DEADASS SHIP U SMTH ONE DAY??? OR PLS COME TO BRISSY???? jokes watch me rock up to syd 😈 ILYSM FR :(( SO GLAD TO HAVE U IN MY LIFE 😭💗💕💖💞💓💕

#ask #selenayummies #WHY IS THIS BITCH SO KIND I— 😭😭😭😭

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twinklecheeks · 4 years

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Friends With Benefits (Jeff Wittek Imagine) Part 9

Summary: Jeff and Y/N have been hooking up for a while. The whole vlog squad assumes they’re dating and Y/N does too but Jeff doesn’t like labels. He eventually starts to express interest in Natalie.

Note: Planning on making this a multiple part series, depending on how good it does. You’re 21 & Latina in this (maybe) series. Also, I’d like to apologize for the typos, if there are any. I’m just illiterate lmao.

Warnings! Pregnancy, PURE FILTH, KINKY AS SHIT, I SWEAR THIS MESS IS NASTY, NSFW. I’m being SERIOUS. Most of this chapter is sex.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 , Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8

Word Count: 1.7k

Jeff’s Birthday 12/15/19

David: *Vlogging* Everybody get in the room quietly

Zane & Toddy: *has buckets of ice water*

Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JEFF. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Jeff: *under his blanket and pillows* Guys. I’m old now. Let me sleeep.

Zane: Wakey wakey baby

Toddy & Zane: *throws the ice water on Jeff*

Jeff: WHHAT THE FUCK

*Everybody runs out of the room laughing*

Jeff: So now that I’m awake, are we all gonna snowboard today?

Y/n: I can’t, so I’m just gonna stay here.

Carly: Erin, Corinna and I will stay back with her.

Y/n: Great, people are feeling sorry for the pregnant girl.

Corinna: Not true. I also hate the cold and I don’t wanna fall down a hill.

Jeff: Okay cool. We’re gonna leave in 20 and y/n, call me if anything happens.

Night time

David: I know we already sung it this morning but-

Everybody: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JEFF. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

Jeff: I just like to say thank you so much guys. I know that I’ve been such an asshole the past couple weeks but now that I’m 30 and we’re entering a new decade in like two or so weeks, I want to make things right and also I’m going to be a father to two little girls. Y/n I know of personally apologize to you already but I just wanna say in front of everybody here. I am so sorry for everything I have done to you. I will admit, I am scared to become a dad, I will protect you and the girls with my life. And thanks to everybody that came here. This friend group has changed my life for the better.

Zane: Can we stop with this sappy shit and eat some caaake.

David: *vlogging* VARDON THROW THE CAKE

Jeff: wait what

Vardon: *throws the cake*

Jeff: *dodges the cake*

*little cake fight happens in the kitchen*

David: hey y/n, can I talk to you?

Y/n: Sure..

David: I just wanted to say that I’m sorry for how I acted yesterday. After hearing what Jeff said and the way you looked at him, I’m guessing you’re still probably in love w/ him.

Y/n: ummm…

David: I don’t blame you. He is the father of your kids and he most likely still has feelings for you too. Can we just move on and be friends again?

Y/n: I’d like that very much.

*after Jeff gets cleaned up*

Jeff: What did David say to you?

Y/n: that he wanted to move on and be friends again. So now, I’m officially single.

Jeff: So does that mean I can win you back?

Y/n: woah woah woah, slow down there Wittek. You're still on a trial run.

Jeff: Is there anything I can do on this trial run to make me a lifetime member?

Y/n: *getting horny* Maybe… I mean, technically you’re already a lifetime member. I’m pregnant w/ your kids.

Jeff: Sooo… I’m not crossing any lines if I do this? *pushes y/n down gently on the bed and hovers over her*

Y/n: Ummmm….. no.

Jeff: I bet your tits have gotten a lot bigger since I saw them last. I’ll only continue if you’re okay with this

Y/n: *smiling shyly* Oh gosh yes. Please continue

Jeff: *takes off y/n’s shirt* Wow, no bra? Were you planning this? *smirks*

Y/n: No but this better fucking happen because I’m gonna beat you if it doesn’t. My tits have gotten so sore since I got pregnant.

Jeff: *sucks of the right nipple and massages the left* Mmm, they taste sweeter from what I remember.

Y/n: *moans* Mmmm.. fuuuck. Daddy you can suck on my tits all you want.

Jeff: *laughs* Daddy? Someone’s got a daddy kink now?

Y/n: Oh shut up. Let’s be honest, you had a breeding kink before because you always loved cumming inside me before I got pregnant.

Jeff: touché… and I still will cum inside you at the end. I like to finish what I started babe *winks*

Y/n: You kinky whore.

*pulls Jeff in for a needy kiss*

Jeff: *takes off your leggings* Damn babe no underwear too? You were definitely planning this.

Y/n: *getting impatient* Jeff please eat me out.

Jeff: No problem. *kisses his way down to your pussy and his warm tongue licks from your entrance up to your clit.*

Y/n: Oh my god pleease don’t tease me Jeff.

Jeff: Anything for my queen *slowly circles his tongue around your clit* I love how you were always wet for me. *eats you out*

Y/n: *cries out in pleasure* I’m trying so hard not to cum so early.

Jeff: Cum anytime you want baby.

Y/n: Oh GOD I’M CUMMING.

Jeff: *fingers her and sucks on clit*

Y/n: *trembling* mmm I feel like I’m still cumming.

Jeff: You ready?

Y/n: *smirks* I’m always ready for you.

Jeff: You’re making it hard to be gentle w/ you cause I wanna fuck you so damn rough, but I don’t want to hurt you. And you also won’t be able to walk normally..

Y/n: And who says I want it gentle? *winks*

Jeff: You’re gonna be the death of me doll.

Y/n: *gets on her knees & unzips his pants* I’ve missed your cock so much daddy. *You suck the pre-cum* It’s bigger than I remember.

Jeff: You’re daddy’s little pregnant whore aren’t you?

Y/n: I’ll always be your whore, cum slut, doll, you name it. *licks from the base of his cock to the tip* No one can suck like I can. *You hollow your cheeks so you can suck off as much as you can. His cock hits the back out your throat; you start to deepthroat Jeff*

Jeff: *grabs y/n’s hair & bucks his hips* Only daddy can fuck your mouth, cum inside you and get you pregnant, you got that?

Y/n: Of course. I’ll always take your cum.

Jeff: Get on the bed. On all fours.

Y/n: *Gets on the bed* Just fuck me rough daddy.

Jeff: *slams cock into y/n, gives her a bit to adjust* What’d say doll? *slams it into her again*

Y/n: Jesus fuck. I’ve missed you so much. No one can fuck me like you can.

Jeff: I remember you liked it when daddy fucked your ass doll. Remember?

Y/n: *trembling* Please fuck my ass and then my pussy*

Jeff: *slowly pushes cock into her* FUCK. Shit I almost feel like cumming rn.

Y/n: Fuuuuck me- too. SHIT oh MY UGH. I haven’t done anal in so long.

Jeff: *goes faster* oh fuckk… Your ass feels so amazing.

Y/n: *being a moaning mess* Cum inside my ass Jeff!

Jeff: Don’t worry doll. I’ll cum in both. *goes faster* Fucking SHIT. Sss-o ttight *cums inside y/n*

Y/n: *screams into pillow* SHIT SHIT SHIT IM CUMMING.

Jeff: *Quickly pulls out of ass and fucks her pussy* I’m still rock hard for you baby

Y/n: *Has 3rd orgasm right after the 2nd* Jefff!

Jeff: *cums inside her* Jesus.

*both are sweaty messes wrapped in the blanket*

Y/n: *cuddles with Jeff* Well that was-

Jeff: Kinky-er than usual. I didn’t think I liked to be called daddy.

Y/n: *laughing* Oh god don’t remind me.

Jeff: I’m gonna take a shower, wanna join?

Y/n: What, so you can make me cum for a 4th time tonight?

Jeff: No you little nasty. We’re sweaty and gross. We gotta wash off our sins.

Y/n: *gets out of bed and tries to stand up*

Jeff: I told you you won’t be able to walk.

Y/n: Oh shut up and help me.

The next morning

Y/n & Jeff: *wakes up at y/n’s phone ringing*

Y/n: It’s my doctor. *picks up the phone and puts it on speaker*

Doctor: Good morning y/n, how are you feeling?

Y/n: I’m feeling great.

Doctor: Well that’s good. Is there time for you and Jeff to come by my office today?

Y/n: *confused* Umm no. We’re out of town and won’t be home for another 2-3 days. Is there something wrong? You can just tell it to us over the phone.

Doctor: Well… Okay. The only thing that came up in both of your test results was that you and Jeff are carriers of a mutation of the GJB2 gene. Normally, that gene has a protein that plays an important role in the development of the cochlea, which is in our ears.

Jeff: Can you please get to the point.

Doctor: So because you both are carriers of the mutation of the gene, there’s a chance that one or both of your girls will be born partially or completely deaf.

Y/n: Wh-what?

Jeff: Is there no way in knowing if they are beforehand?

Doctor: The only way in knowing is doing a hearing test on both girls when they’re born. If one or both are born deaf, there’s options like the cochlear implant. I’ve seen this used on babies as young as 5-6 months old but that’s in the UK. Here in the states, babies would have to be at least a year old. Just remember that I’m saying there’s a CHANCE. I’m not saying that they will be born deaf.

Y/n: Ooo-kay. Th-thanks for calling. *Hangs up the phone* D-deaf? Our girls are gonna be born deaf?

Jeff: *holds y/n* Hey hey hey, she said there’s a chance. Since there’s a chance, we gotta be prepared. We gotta do our research and see what the best options are. We might also have to learn sign language and also teach them. Y/n I know you’re terrified and I am too but we have to look at the bright side.

Y/n: And that is?

Jeff: That we’re gonna have 2 beautiful baby girls.

Y/n: *smiles weakly* Should we tell the rest of them?

Jeff: Let’s wait a bit until we tell them.

Y/n: Okay.

Ummm… Yeah so that happened… Don’t say I didn’t warn y’all in the last chapter. Jeff is really stepping up after only a few days. What do y’all think of my little plot twist at the end? Also, Jeff still hasn’t told his parents! How do you think they’ll react.

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smalltragedy · 3 years

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* justice smith, demi man + he/they | you know gabriel de leon, right? they’re twenty three, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, six years? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to 1984 (infinite jest) by the used like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole waking up in a body as heavy as the dead, emotions always on the verge of spilling over - you laugh before the punch lands, the belief that every encounter you have will be the last thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is october 31st, so they’re a scorpio, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( james, 21, est, they/them )

hllo this is my second child i think theyre p grand n i love them a lot. as always pls like if u’d like to plot i’d lov to interact with everybody

VIOLENCE TW

mini playlist.

ghosting ;; mother mother / roam the room ;; citizen / art of doubt ;; metric / thnks fr th mmrs ;; fall out boy / heart in a cage ;; the strokes / where is my mind? ;; the pixies / flowers grow out of my grave ;; dead man’s bones / 1984 (infinite jest) ;; the used / blister in the sun ;; the violent femmes.

statistics.

full name: gabriel de leon.

nickname(s): gabe.

birthday: october 31st, 1997.

zodiac: scorpio sun, scorpio moon, gemini ascending.

mbti & temperament: esfp & improvisor / sanguine.

label: the icarian.

hometown: belleville, new jersey.

sexuality: homosexual.

pinterest.

biography.

it’s only rly ever been gabe n his mom n the little new jersey suburbs that r always the same no matter where they go. they dn’t speak abt fathers or brothers or spain or anywhere other than the now, and how its constantly changing bt oddly the same.

his mom’s name is sonia n we love her. she worked a lot as a single mom n p much hs done everything on her own ever since leaving spain.

they dn’t talk abt spain bt we cn talk abt spain n hw sonia hd grown up partially there n partially in the states n hw she’d originally planned to live there forever bt the man she’d fallen in love with ws involved in some. high class dangerous shit n it ws safer fr them to part even if tht involved leaving everything she knew n loved <3

bt its like. ok. bc she hd gabe <3 n they dnt talk abt it so it practically nvr happened. n she tries her best as a mom n usually tht is enough.

they moved around a lot just bc sonia is a very. flighty person. anxious bt nvr seems tht way is just always. tense. gabe didnt think she ws capable of relaxing fr. a rly long time.

she wld commute 2 nyc every morning n after school gabe wld climb onto the train n by the time he got 2 her place of work she’d be just getting off n they’d get a slice of pizza n sometimes they’d go somewhere like central park or coney island (just fr the novelty) bt most of the time they just got back on the train home w/ gabe either doing homework or napping on her shoulder.

when gabe got a little older he’d sometimes skip school n take the train after sonia had already gone so he cld spend the day in nyc. he liked learning bt didnt rly like school. he nvr properly fit in bc of the amt of times they’d move so it felt like nowhere ws. right fr him.

got rly involved in. the punk scene as a young unsupervised teenager n tht led 2 a lot of like. shitty stick n pokes bt also a love of. very loud angry music n a sense of justice tht he held tightly in his fists. got mouthy towards bullies whether at school or in the scenes he involved himself in n started getting into a lot of fights bc of it.

during this, sonia ended up dating n marrying gabe’s stepdad who he calls craig sometimes bt i dnt think thats his name i wont lie to u guys. its partially a joke n partially purposeful disrespect bc gabriel does not trust a single man bt like. man. ‘craig’ is just an accountant. he’s fine he’s a good dude. they once bonded over like. the mets.

violence tw // anyways. when gabriel ws 16 he got into a super super bad fight tht ended rly. terribly n like listen. nobody died bt it ws just. it got blown up very out of proportion n gabe might’ve gotten expelled even tho he wsnt even the one who started it bt thts okay. ‘craig’, or paul, suggested tht maybe. a change of scenery wld b good fr gabe n b4 they knew it they were. moving to paul-robert’s hometown of irving, north carolina. violence end of tw //

he wld’ve complained more bt. fr sonia’s sake gabe kept it 2 himself. it made her happy 2 see them all get along anyways n like. idk he cld put forth tht little effort <3

bt honestly like. he didnt rly get into too many fights once they moved down here n even tho sometimes he ws like. ommgg. i hate this town .. its so washed up .. he still made friends n like. the only thing tht changed ws tht it ws a lil harder fr him 2 acquire illegal substances.

anyways. currently he hs a tattoo apprenticeship n is a professional piercer n like. he plays guitar n writes songs bt thts more of a hobby rn than anything else. mostly focused on paying his rent at port apartments bc as much as he. loves his mom he does not want 2 live with her forever <3 n thts okay!

personality & facts.

overall xtremely passionate person like god. feels emotions so intensely. every time he opens his mouth n talks abt an interest of theirs its just very like. u listen n ur like oh. gained 2 inspiration. thanks.

clings onto his friends p tightly bc he like. nvr rly stayed in one place fr super super long in new jersey so he nvr made very long term friends n now hes like. very clingy HLKDSHLKFSHLKDG also hates to b alone. subtle desperation behind interactions with ppl he rly wld like to be friends with.

like dnt get me wrong hes gotten into. sm fights bt thts mostly bc he cannot keep his mouth shut n he also cnt stand douchebags he like. always wants to tear them down prob bc he ws a victim of bullying. n u know what. we support him. otherwise he loves ppl bt esp if they hv similar interests 2 him.

like golden retriever who bites kind of. intensely loyal but at the same time is very skeptical. things tht good things do not last very long even though they’ve been doing already fr the last few years.

also bit of a nerd. they were nvr rly a big fan of school bt theres smth abt a good superhero comic tht draws their attention more than like. any english class evr. bt seven soldiers of victory? classic. big dc fan.

uh. very into like. hardcore music. hardcore rock. punk. if its loud n angry they r into it like so so much. hs sm tattoos is like. super covered in them its partially bc they work at a tattoo shop n partially bc they do not know hw to manage their money well.

ooohh u know what theyre. kinda moody i wont lie to u. very defensive like they dnt evr wna talk abt their past. has experienced Things n they do not wish to discuss them. will usually like. deflect frm conversations he doesnt wna hv.

in tune with nature. loves fkn taking walks. hangs out in the woods by abernathy creek n lilac ridge bc nobody rly goes there n its just. nice

tries not 2 take anything super seriously 2 the point where when he does take smth seriously its a little scary bc theyre super intense abt it. forcibly optimistic even tho on the inside he feels like a total pessimist. lots of. deep down insecurities tht he projects by attaching himself p firmly onto others. >.>

so so so energetic. can never stay still. always hs to be moving around. restless like tht. probably got it frm his mom. overly protective over the ppl he loves. probably got it frm his mom as well.

goes onto Tangents bt also divert frm those tangents n is generally all over the place.

always cold n always looks tired n like he hsnt slept in a thousand years n u know what. sometimes he just does not sleep.

oooohh theyre a vegan. totally into animal rights. devious little demi man beyond that .. loves horror n the paranormal n believes in like. every cryptic. will debate u on it.

erm not. the kindest 2 themself theyre a bit self destructive. impulsive. drives very fast n parties super hard. said i will hv my effy stonem moment. u dont hv to gabe.

bt ya! luvs oranges n reds n is maybe a short king. hs an eyebrow piercing n like. a lip ring i wont fk around here he IS living his best emo life in 2021. a little outdated on the trends bt thats okay. probably will tell u hes frm new jersey. its a personality trait. smokes the shittiest cigarettes ever.

wanted plots.

just ghosting along ,, dnt even exist 2 me ,, ;; god. firstly just the vast amt of ppl tht gabe hs like. spoken to romantically n then dropped suddenly. n then maybe like. one tht actually Hurt bt they cnt avoid each other bt theyre actively pretending each other doesnt exist n its. hurtful bc it ws like. actually smth nice bt <3 ykno FKLFSDHG

hey hey heyy c’maahn i’m just a little guy ;; n this is the vast amt of ppl tht gabe hs probably. pissed off n hs either fought or been on the verge of fighting just. unable 2 resist a good bicker-turned-duel.

just blistering in the sun ;; they cld b close friends bt also they cld also not b bt just ppl who. indulge in bad impulsive decisions with gabe. general bad influences on each other’s health n just. no good! party hard bt at what cost.

n also ;; like ... rly solid good friendships ... flings n maybe an exe or two tht either ended on good terms or just. horrendous, ppl they’ve distanced frm, ppl also frm up north, piercing customers, bt not tattoo customers bc im p sure they’d get fired if they were just tattoo’ing ppl willy nilly, etc.

#( gabriel de leon. ) about. / imaginary enemy.#irvingintro #violence tw

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I just found out my "best friend" of 8+ years got a matching tattoo with her best friend...what the fuck. Let's call her G, well G turned 18 in May and my birthday isn't until the end of this month. We told each other we'd wait for each other so we can get it together...she didn't even tell me right away. The other girl, uhh S drove her (she's 18) and they got Kuromi and MyMelody. G told me 3-4 days afterwards only because she was buzzing with excitement (from what I could tell in her methods of texting). The worst part is that S is the girl she abandoned me for in 5th grade. She never called me her best friend and when people would ask I'd say it and she'd deny it. But G was never so quiet about S. I'm jealous because S is like me but more bold and loud. That's pretty much it. And it makes me sad because now people think I'm trying to be like her.

Fun fact: G once spent the weekend over at my house and actually spent more than 3 hours talking on the phone with S...and worse yet, she didn't want me to hear the convo so she locked herself in my restroom. I mean, I took this time to purge my food out but what the fuck. Who does that? She's always done shit like this and never shows me kindness and is hardly there for me when I put so much effort and love into our relationship. I can't even cut her off because I feel bad for her and don't want her to be alone. But I just think I'm also incapable of doing it because I know how well she'd do without me. She'd make a scene and cry to everybody saying I cut her off for no reason and then get their sympathy and have more fun without me in her life. She's done something similar before. I've told her so many things...deep secrets. Although, not the worst ones nor many. Well I did tell her a LOOOOT but I like to sacrifice the less important stuff and "overshare" so that people never suspect you're actually hiding so much inside. Ugh, I'd always share to try and get her to open up and trust me but she never did. I understand it's hard for her to talk it is for me too! But I'm actively trying to become a better person. That's the difference. But I could never really trust her either. It makes me sad. She never shows me off, gives gifts (besides sometimes on holidays b/c I'm a big gift giver), does favors for me, tells me words of endearment, or spends time with me. She would never say I'm her bsf unless she says "bestie" in a sentence. She isn't as fortunate as I am in money (although my family's broke rn haha) but I always put her needs before mine and she could just give random rocks or flowers she finds on the ground. But she doesn't. Not even a little piece of paper with a smiley face on it or anything. I'd do that all the time. I always try to make sure she knows I'm there for her and say words of affirmation all the time. She'd just roll her eyes or say "ew" "playfully". But at least she knew. I tried to be affectionate and she craves physical touch but yet, she couldn't accept it. So I understood but made it very clear I wouldn't mind holding her hand or hugging her or wtv. And sometimes we did hold hands. But she'd always complain about craving physical touch and I'd just look at her like "hello what did I say? I'm here for you dude". She would also never really do anything for me. Sure she did small favors like plug in something for me but otherwise she didn't even help me turn light switches off when I was using crutches. SHE'D WATCH ME LIMP TO RETRIEVE THINGS LIKE BRO. Sure she had her nice moments but there were a lot more moments where she wasn't so nice.

But maybe well maybe she didn't tell me about her tattoo b/c I never respond (i struggle with depression and social anxiety so I get scared to respond to texts) (i was also sick when she got it). But she could've. She never texts me first :(. I always have to text her and she never checks on me and I randomly make sure she's alive and at least trying to stay hydrated. Holy crap...she never texts me first. I'm starting to realize a lot more things. OH and she wouldn't really try to do stuff together unless it benefited her. Like when she was home alone or stuck babysitting her lil sis, she'd ask if we wanted to hang out and ofc I said yes (unless I was unable). Or like, since my parents are strict, she wouldn't even try to ask me and one time, S picked up G and then asked me if I wanted to go to Sonic with them and I asked my parents and they said yes. We had fun together but I felt like the 3rd wheel. Oh also btw S is dating my ex boyfriend that I had to break up with because my depression was getting severe because I realized I had been raped by another guy. I love him (S's boyfriend not-) but he always had a thing for S. And it hurts me so much, but as long as he's happy...that's all I want for him. Even if it can't be with me... anyways G told S she doesn't ever try to invite me anymore since it's likely my parents'll say no. But like...i could at least try. It's always good to invite someone even if you know they can't or are busy. It's just basic etiquette. She was very two-faced as well. She'd talk behind my back and betray me easily. She'd spill my secrets to S because she wasn't loyal to me and I was...one time, she started hanging out with someone dangerous. Someone who spreads rumors and purposely causes drama. So I warned her about it and she told the girl. I ended up getting into a talk with the other girl. She came up to me "Can I talk to you?". I so should've said no. I will now. I'm growing. I'm learning how to not be duch a doormat and that saying no is my right. It's just really hard when those people try to beat you down because of it. But that was it. G was the closest thing I had to a "best friend". I'm always everyone's last choice. I'm not anyone's favorite or preferred friend. I'm the forgettable one in the group. I'm not special. I really just want to die. I'm all alone. Perpetually alone. I'm not perfect, and I'm fucked up too. But, I try to be the kindest for people. Because I don't want them to feel the way I do. I crave affection. I need validation from others. I care so much about what others think...

I like being alone but it gets tiresome when you've done it all your life ans have felt different from everyone. I think I'm a terrible person because I can't cut her off but want to do it to her before she does it to me so that it protects my dignity and because I have pride...well tbh it's more like if I do it first, I'm not being rejected so that I won't cry as much bevause someone doesn't like me. This post is getting long. There's more but it's 2:52AM. Oh and for those who wanna know, G is a Gemini and I'm a Virgo. S is a Sagittarius and her boyfriend is a Cancer. I miss him dearly. Well time to watch cheesy tween romance characters to fulfill that need.

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