I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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just to reiterate: intentionally targeting hospitals is a WAR CRIME and a TERRORIST ACTION
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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Iβm having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size
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i finally have an irl friend i can shoot the shit with no problem, how soon in the relationship do i bring up i count letters for fun on the internet
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πΊ moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature π
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman π
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans π
πΊ moon-moon4w00 Follow
Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
πΎ superhowllock Follow
lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
πΊ moon-moon4w00 Follow
They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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"you attract what you fear"
AHHHHHH A RICH BENEFACTOR WHO WILL FUND ALL MY WEIRD CREATIVE ENDEAVOURS NOOOOOO STAY AWAYYYY
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I was reading up on unicorns today and wikipedia is not supposed to be this funny!!
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Look, I agree that trying to sell folks on original fiction by citing fanfic tropes is asinine, but at least "oh, it's got enemies to lovers!" tells you something substantive about the plot and characters. I once had somebody try to convince me to read a work of original fiction by telling me that it has a romance with a height gap.
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FUCKIGN BOOBS ARE SO ANNOYING BC U CANT EVEN LIE DOWN ON UR TUMMY ANYMORE I AM GOING TO SUE THE GOVERNMENT AND MY PARENTS AND LOTS OF PEOPLE
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you π«΅ can kiss π©ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π a hundred π― boys π¨βΉοΈβοΈ in bars πΈπΉβ¨ shoot π«π another shot π₯π try to stop π«βthe feeling π€ you π«΅ can say it's just β¨the way you areβ¨π€₯ make a new excuse π£οΈπ€ another stupid π€‘ reason π good luck babe ππ WELL GOOD LUCK BABE π₯β¨π π³οΈβπ
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did someone say minecraft ducks
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I feel like indie video game devs are secretly conducting some sort of unethical mass social experiment to identify the exact most tedious and aggravating thing people will willingly watch a streamer play.
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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible
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