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silentcrowsilentravens · 2 years

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Hey hey, how you doing? Can I request Chris, Carlos, Billy, Richard, Brad, Joseph, Forest and Edward with a female s/o cuddling headcannons? Who initiates them? Them or you? Kisses, nuzzling and lots of fluff please. I starve for headcannons for these men. 🥺

I'm alright, thanks for asking :) I can do that for you. I have already posted a few cuddling HCs about Billy and Richard (which you can find here) but I'll try to expand on them a bit.

(Also, I feel like there's a bit of theme forming between some of the asks I've answered most recently...)

Cuddling headcanons about Carlos Oliveira, Billy Coen, Chris Redfield, Richard Aiken, Brad Vickers, Joseph Frost, Forest Speyer, and Edward Dewey.

(Fem reader).

Warnings: n/a

Masterlists here!

Carlos Oliveira

Carlos is a super cuddly guy. He loves to hold you. So much.

His favorite kind of cuddles are sleepy cuddles. When he’s on the verge of falling asleep and holds you like a teddy bear, then he gets to wake up to you in his arms? That’s one of his favorite things.

With the way he often holds you, you’re in the optimum position to press your face into his chest.

He can and will rest his chin on top of your head. But, not before giving you a lil’ forehead kiss.

Billy Coen

Billy is the sort of guy you hardly ever have to ask about cuddling. The answer is usually yes, he does want to cuddle his girlfriend. He’s more touch-starved than he’s willing to admit.

Speaking of, he kind of has a hard time asking at first. What you frequently end up getting is a gruff “c’mere?” and him holding his arms out.

As time goes on, Billy becomes the one that initiates most frequently.

He’s so tense most of the time. Nearly always on guard. But when Billy holds you, he completely relaxes. You’re one of very few people that he feels comfortable being vulnerable around.

The likelihood of him falling asleep during cuddling is high.

Chris Redfield

Chris doesn’t often initiate, but he’ll gladly hold you if you want.

Generally, he prefers positions where he gets to be sitting up.

Like, when Chris is sitting and gets to have your back pressed against his front, his arms around your waist, and chin resting on your shoulder/the top of your head? That's his favorite.

Also enjoys it when he gets to have you half laying on his chest.

His hands often sneak up under your shirt to rest on the bare skin of your waist.

He has cold hands, though. And feet, while we're kind of on the topic. Hope you’re prepared for that <3

Richard Aiken

When Richard wants to cuddle, you'll often hear something along the lines of "Can I hold you, Sunshine?"

If he could have it his way, you'd pretty much always be in Richard's arms.

He often hums when he's cuddling with you.

If he's able to, he'll card his fingers through your hair.

Also, scalp massages. Richard likes to give those.

Brad Vickers

Brad is almost never not in the mood to cuddle with his girlfriend.

He's a little shy when he asks at first, but both of you manage to be pretty 50/50 about initiating.

When you both end up holding hands or even simply placing one on top of the other, Brad likes to give you a kiss on the back of your hand.

He generally prefers to be the one that's being held, and he also likes to be facing you.

A lot of leg tangling happens when you cuddle with him.

Joseph Frost

Joey is a very physically affectionate guy and often the initiator.

He tends to cuddle you like a sloth, wrapping both his arms and legs around you.

If you let him get away with it, he’ll occasionally interrupt what you’re doing, start cuddling you, and be like “pretend I’m not even here”.

He likes to nuzzle your shoulder and neck.

If he falls asleep and you want to get up, good luck managing to free yourself. It's like you're both covered in velcro.

Forest Speyer

Cuddling with Forest is like cuddling with a hot water bottle. He is warm.

He shifts around a lot during cuddle sessions. It’s hard for him to be still for long. He’ll play with your hair (if he can), fiddle with the hem of your top, etc.

If you’re standing when the question of cuddling pops up, Forest will pick you up and carry you over his shoulder to the bed or couch.

Loves when you bury your face in the crook of his neck.

Edward Dewey

Edward...

Big Man Edward is a gentle cuddler. Unless you request otherwise, he holds you rather loosely.

He enjoys absentmindedly tracing patterns onto your skin and stroking his thumb over your knuckles while cuddling.

Also likes to press feather-light kisses against your shoulder, jaw, and temple.

Pretty 50/50 when it comes to initiating. He does it about as much as you do.

His favorite position is simply having his chest pressed against your back.

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piers-wifey · 2 years

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I have a request, what are your Sfw and Nsfw headcannons for Edward, Brad and Richard? 👀👀👀 I'll probably ask for the single brain cell trios headcannons next 👀👉👈

Reeeee, I gotcha! Keep 'em requests comin' and I'll see what I can do!

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Edward Dewey

SFW:

– He loves to be the little spoon and would literally melt if you asked him to be his backpack

– Gets all shy and soft when being called 'cute' or 'adorable'

– Loves how tiny you look in his shirts and just can't stop looking at you adoringly

– Lots of slow dancing in the living room to your favourite songs in the warm candlelight

NSFW:

– A full-blooded dom who loves teasing his partner verbally just as much as with toys

– Totally into choking and edging as well as overstimulation

– Makes you cockwarm him while he's reading/watching a movie

– Speaking of his dick. He's pretty impressive down there. A whole 5.9 inches of pure joy *ahem* (Sorry....)

Brad Vickers

SFW:

– Very touch-starved and affectionate. He needs cuddles like air to breathe

– He's a very anxious person and needs to hold your hand to calm himself. If he could, he'd hold them 24/7

– Secretly wants to be the big spoon, but is too shy to ask

– Always asks for permission before he touches you

NSFW:

– Brad is a switch who lives to serve his partner however they desire

– Into bondage. Just the thought of tying you up/being tied up by you makes him wild with lust

– Enjoys giving oral slightly more than receiving

– Loves using toys and has a rather impressive collection of all kinds of sex toys which he'd love to use on you

Richard Aiken

SFW:

– Certified sweetheart who loves pampering you with kisses and gentle nuzzles

– Makes you breakfast and brings it to your bed and puts on your favourite show/movie

– Always humming a soft melody when you two are cuddling

– Takes you out on dates at least twice a week

NSFW:

– Totally into pegging and roleplaying

– Sub-leaning switch who is totally obedient and wants nothing more than to please you, no matter what

– His favourite positions are missionary and cowgirl

– Richard just loves seeing you bounce on him and can't keep his hands to himself when you do

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mishwanders · 1 year

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Chapter Twenty Five [No.031]: Superbeast

Pairing: Albert Wesker x GN!Cannibal Reader

Warnings: teeth, blood, eating flesh, murder, zombie dogs, gun, gun shot to the leg, punching, gorish descriptions.

Summary: You take your time picking off the S.T.A.R.S. members one by one.

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Hours earlier…

You ran through the darkness, weaving through the trees of the Arklay forest in quick pursuit of Bravo team member, Edward Dewey, to reach him before the undead hounds had caught his scent. You wanted to be the first one to sink your teeth into a S.T.A.R.S. member, before any of the others could.

You wanted to be the first to spill blood.

Dewey stopped in his tracks and you slowed down too, hiding behind the tree as he began to swipe his flashlight around in search of his pursuer. He was standing in the middle of a clearing, closest to railroad tracks. You could hear him yelling out to the darkness, trying to coerce whoever was following him to come out from hiding. You cursed under your breath, knowing that sneaking up in him wasn’t going to be an option. There was only one other thing you could do.

You moved away from the tree and into the view of the beam from his flashlight, holding your hands up in the air where he could see them. He looked at you in surprise, seeing your face and S.T.A.R.S. uniform covered in blood. You had sloughed off the Umbrella disguise in choice for this to follow them around in, knowing that each one would be unaware of your true intentions.

“It’s me! It’s me!” You shouted

“Rookie?!” He asked, lowering his gun. “What the hell are you doing out here?!”

“I was on an alternate case, at the last crime scene when I heard a loud crash. I came running as fast as I could and found the helicopter and attempted to search for any survivors. I-I got attacked by something, a dog I think, but I was able to run away. I can’t tell you how glad I am to have found you!”

Dewey placed his hand on your shoulder and you could see the relief on his face. A relief felt too soon.

“Well, I’m happy to hear that you're alright. Are you sure it was dogs that attacked you?”

You nodded.

“Positive.”

That’s when you both heard the sound of the undead howling, the trampling of their feet across the forest floor coming closer and closer. Dewey had taken his eyes off of you for a second, in search of them, and you took your chance to attack, disarming and turning the gun back on him.

“What are you -”

“Get on the ground.” You demanded

He looked at you, angry and hesitant. His unabashed defiance enraged you, so you shot him in the left leg, forcing him to cry out as the bullet ripped through his skin and pierced his bone, falling to his knees in pain.

“You know you don’t have to make this harder than it is.” You said

You walked around behind him, grabbing hold of his hair and pulling him to sit up on his knees. He hissed in agony as he felt the gun rest against his back.

“H-Why are you doing this?!”

“I’ve got something I need to prove.” You said, “And S.T.A.R.S. just so happens to be in the way.”

You smiled as you saw the hounds breaking through the trees, chuckling close to his ear as you whispered.

“Looks like they’ve found us.”

Dewey’s eyes went wide with pain, crying out as you took a bite out of the exposed skin on his neck. You bit down hard, teeth ripping through his white shirt and skin as you reared your head back. That’s when you tossed him back to the ground, allowing him the chance to try and cover his weeping wound. You pulled the shirt out of your mouth, eating what was left of him. You licked your fingers of the blood in delight, staring down at him with devilish glee.

“Mmm you taste better than I expected. Too bad I have others to attend to. I’d have so much fun with you.”

You looked back up, seeing the dogs approaching closer.

“I’d get going if I were you.” You taunted, “They’ve caught your scent now and will not stop their pursuit until they’ve sunk their teeth into you.”

He looked up at you, the anger radiating off of him. He wanted to snap at you, take you down, but those damned dogs were too close. He knew if he had any chance of survival, he had to go. Now.

You watched as he took off in the opposite direction, heading straight for the broken down train. The undead hounds passed right by you, chasing him the entire way there. You heard the sound of glass break, a scream from a familiar voice. You chuckled when you realized it belonged to the Bravo team's rookie, Rebecca.

“She’s not going to last long.” You whispered into the night air.

You turned your attention back to the mansion, knowing that the others had made their way for it. You let out a sigh as you began to make your trek back.

Hopefully the other infected were able to keep them busy.

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You slowly opened the front door of the mansion, hearing the creak of the hinges reverberate throughout the empty main hall. You slowly looked around, trying to see if any of the rest of Bravo team was close at hand. There were no other sounds amidst the hall, no scent of newly spilled blood reaching your nose. You decided to make your way up to the second floor and back into the security room to attempt to locate them. When back inside, you stepped over the leftover remains of the dead guards, placing your hands down on the desk as your eyes met the pale blue screens.

You could see where each member was now.

Richard Aiken had found himself inside the library on the northwest side of the mansion on the second floor. You could see movement coming from the upper dining floor. You had to double check it, to make sure your eyes weren’t deceiving you, but you found the movement was coming from a giant snake and it was making its way straight for the library. You remember seeing the name “Yawn” and “Snake” put together on the release codes in the lab. You just weren’t expecting it to be an actual snake that was larger than a human.

Good for Yawn, bad for Richard.

You looked at the other screens, seeing Kenneth wandering about on the first floor, still making his rounds, while Forest was closest to you, checking out the east balcony. You smiled at the sight of him, knowing he had nowhere to run except for a short drop and a sudden stop to the ground.

He would be your next target.

You stepped over the bodies once more, making your way into the hall, to the second floor of the main hall, and right though the door to the balcony. You walked down the stone terrace, your face shrouded by the shadow of the greenery, hidden away from the light of the moon. You walked down to the other end, hearing footsteps approaching you. You caught a glimpse of the flashlight and the gun peek around the corner and quickly took to disarming Forest, tossing his weapon and flashlight to the stone surface below and away from you. But that didn’t slow him down as he grappled you, tackling you down to the ground. It stunned him when he finally caught sight of you, hearing you laughing, seeing the sinister bloody grin on your face.

“Finally, someone who can fight.”

You quickly brought your head up into his, knocking him back, giving you enough time and room to free your hands from his grip and toss him to the ground, pinning him down.

“Oh come on Forest, I know you can do better than this.”

“Fuck you!”

He took you by surprise this time, spitting in your eyes before he pushed you off of him, scrambling to reach for his gun. But you were infuriated by his little ruse, in hot pursuit of him. You grabbed hold of his ankle and dragged him back to you, teeth bared like a wolf looking down at its prey.

“You really shouldn’t have done that.”

You moved to take a bite out of his neck like you had Dewey, but Forest brought up his arm to block you. It was no use for him though, he let out a pained scream in horror at the sight of you ripping away at the skin on his forearm, blood spurting down onto his face and vest.

And that wasn’t all that you did. No, your animalistic rage had taken over your entire being now.

You punched down into him, hitting the rib cage, breaking through it. You ripped a hole straight through him as you began to move your hand around. You took hold of his lung as you ripped a piece of it out, eating it entirely in front of his dying eyes.

When the rage in your body died down, you finally noticed the life in him vanish. You picked him up, moving him over to the seat by the window. You knelt down beside his bleeding body, listening to the sound of the blood drip onto the stone, looking at him in his lifeless eyes. A strange sensation washed over you as the rational thoughts came flooding in. It was neither guilt nor joy, but rather a realization. It was one thing to kill those in line with Umbrella - their blood deserved to be spilled in your eyes. Their screams of anguish and the taste of the fear in their blood had become inscribed into the very marrow of your bones, becoming a part of the secret diary of your mind. But it was another story when it came to S.T.A.R.S.

As Wesker had said time and time again, they were the perfect subjects for this experiment, having some of the best training that the American Military could provide. But here they were, dropping like flies in your environment, under your control. A pity, truly, and you couldn’t help but feel at least a bit of pain for their circumstance. You knew you couldn't think on it too much, because if you did, it would become like a vengeful ghost, ready to haunt the every waking moment of your rational mind. You held onto the promise that their deaths would not be in vain, that this would all lead to something greater, someway, somehow. Regardless in the end, you were fed, you were filled, and you would continue to make it another day.

You would survive at all cost, and that was really all you could hope for at this point.

You stood up from your place and left Forest behind. His body would lay there, rot away, become the food for the carrion who made their passage through this horrifying place. At least they’d be able to find some food and solace in their visit. Just like you.

You let out a sigh as you pressed your hand against the door.

It was time to go find your next victim.

Time to go find Kenneth.

Chapter Twenty Four: Dirty

Chapter Twenty Six: Psycho Killer

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rosemarycovet · 8 months

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characters I write for

twilight

Edward Cullen

Alice Cullen

emmet Cullen

Jasper Hale

Rosalie Hale

Bella Swan

SCREAM

(Mostly billy and Stu)

Billy Loomis

Stu Macher

Randy Meeks

Sidney Prescott

Tatum Riley

Dewey Riley

Mickey Altieri

Roman Bridger

Jill Robert

Ethan landry

Tara carpenter

Sam Carpenter

Chad meeks

Amber Freeman

gilmore girls

(chilton) Rory Gilmore

Dean Forester

Jess Mariano

Tristin Dugray

Dave Rygalski

Lane Kim

Finn Wolfhard characters

Mike wheeler

Boris pavlikovsky

Miles Fairchild

Richie Toizer

Harry potter/wizarding world

Theodore Nott

Mattheo Riddle

Tom Riddle

Draco Malfoy

Cedric Diggory

Harry potter

Ron Weasley

American Horror Story

Tate Langdon

Violet Harmon

kit walker

Zoe Benson

Kyle Spencer

Madison Montgomery

Jimmy darling

James march

Euphoria

rue bennett

Jules vaughn

maddy perez

cassie howard

lexi howard

kat hernandez

Fezco

Elliot

Nate Jacobs

chris mckay

Scott pilgrim VS. The world

Scott pilgrim

Ramona Flower

wallace wells (x male reader)

Envy Adams

Knives Chau

Kim Pine

Random

Rodrick Heffely-Diary of a wimpy kid

Patrick bateman-American Pyscho

Jesse Pinkman-Breaking bad

Peeta Mellark-hunger games

Finnick Odair-hunger games

Nanno-Girl from no where

Danny Jenner-Jeepers Creepers

Kat Stratford-10tihay

Patrick Verona-10tihay

Cameron James-10tihay

Dave Lizewski-Kick ass

Charlie-the perks of being a wallflower

jennifer check- jennifer’s body

Tim LaFlour-senseless

Robin Buckley-stranger things

glen glantz-nightmare on elm street

Request are open

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abbonation · 2 years

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Words of Wisdom | ch. 1

Pairing: Edward Nashton x Reader

You are a librarian, Edward is well… himself. He sees you while he’s researching about explosives and can’t stop himself from becoming obsessed.

Warnings: 18+ explicit sexual content ahead!Male Themes of obsession and stalking. Male masturbation.

AN: This first chapter is completely gender neutral for reader, being gender fluid/ femme presenting most of the time but AFAB myself, I will try to keep this mostly gender neutral but there may be mentions of Female anatomy/femme presenting traits in the future. :)

LINK TO CHAPTER 2 AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER

It started as just coming into the library looking for information on bombs and detonators in an untraceable way, much unlike the internet. Crossing over the threshold of the door and passing the desk he saw you for the very first time. You were very attractive at first glance but he was on a mission. Do his research and get back to planning the rebirth of Gotham.

Edward browsed the catalog until he found the 623’s in the Dewey Decimal system. Here were all the books he could need on explosives and how to create them. Picking up a few books he found a little alcove in which to sit, read and take notes. He felt like an intruder here, looking at materials he would later use to hurt people while sitting in a public area surrounded by innocent citizens felt evil, but he knew this was right in the end.

He turned open his second book and flipped the page in his notepad to begin writing.

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What Makes a Bomb? 3

The making of an explosive is a task that should be left only to professionals. There are many delicate elements involved that are not only hard to come by, but some are illegal to possess…

—

He turned the pages, scribbling words down every few beats.

Suddenly, a metallic squeak sounded from a few aisles over, he peered through the stacks to see what it was. It looked to just be a book cart with a bad wheel, someone must be shelving, he thinks.

You don’t notice him as you work, so he sits quietly, peering at you from behind his book. You are pretty, he thinks- even more so from behind. Your shirt draws up as you reach for the top shelf and he zeros in on the sliver of skin bared to him. You continue to shelve down the aisle and he gets back to work. Until you have to bend over to a lower shelf- his eyes shoot up and he can’t help himself from taking a peek. Edward admires your ass and thighs and he imagines what you look like underneath your drab librarian clothing.

Straightening up you turn to shelve the other side of the aisle- now you’re facing him and Edward once again finds himself looking at you. This time your face. Your features draw his eyes all over the place, but he focuses in on your lips. He can’t see in perfect detail from here, but his quick glances grant him a good idea of the details on you, he wonders what your lips would look like doing something else.

The next time he peeks up, you’re staring back. Making eye contact for a flash, then looking away. He gulps and tries not to move his eyes up again, he doesn’t want to be distracted from his work. A few moments later he hears the same squeak from earlier and sees that you’re gone. Off to do something else.

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Later on that night he sits alone in his dark damp disgusting apartment and works on his projects. Feeding the rats, messaging people online, and looking over his notes. Edward's mind keeps wandering though, back to earlier. Back to the library. Back to you.

You’re plaguing his mind, reaching out with your shadowy claws at the folds of his brain, he knows how this goes. Obsession. Stalking. Following you home. This time though, he has other- more important- things to be working on. Before he knows it he’s palming his cock at his desk, thinking about your face, the heat he felt when your eyes met.

The color of your hair, the way you look bent over. He unzips his pants and pulls his boxers down to rest on his thighs moving one hand down to the base to cup his balls, the other to his spongy head. Spitting into his hand he begins to build up speed- wondering what your name is, where you live, what does your voice sound like? Moving faster and faster along the shaft of his cock; do you have a partner, did you think he was cute? Gripping tighter and tighter he imagines what you’d feel like inside, would you pulse around him, pulling him in? Would you tell him exactly what you want and how you want it? Would you tell him he was hitting the right spot and that he’s a good.. He whines high and loud as cum shoots out of the tip, across his stomach and chest. Continuing to groan he lets go of his balls and removes his hand from his cock, looking up at the ceiling through fogged glasses. In his low whiny voice, the walls of his apartment hear just two words, “Oh god.”

#edward nashton x reader #edward nashton #the riddler #the riddler x reader #the riddler x y/n #paul dano #danonation #the riddler smut #edward nashton smut

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nofoundboy · 2 years

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HELLO THERE 👀

Masterlist

Ao3

(in ao3 I just work with my ships)

First:

I write only for male/nonbinary/gender non conforming readers. Transfem readers are welcome too if they want representation.

All the hcs and imagines and stuff are female and as a trans dude myself, I want to write for the ones who struggle to find things with male/gn pronouns.

If you're female I can't stop you to interact here but please, don't be disrespectful. This profile is a safe space for all the LGBTIQ+

Requests are: OPEN

Current Requests: 5

Kiss Prompt thing

Who I write for:

Slashers

Jason Vorhees

Brahms Heelshire

Vincent Sinclair

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Michael Myers

RZ Michael Myers

Bubba Sawyer

Chop Top Sawyer

Nubbins Sawyer

Thomas Hewitt

Billy Lenz

Poly Ghostface (Billy and Stu)

Mickey Altieri

Daniel Robitaille (Candyman)

Jesse Chromeans (Chromeskull)

Leslie Vernon

Billy Chapman

Kurt Kunkle

Josef (Creep)

Pennywise (2017 version)

Norman Bates

Tiffany Valentine

Carrie White

Martin (1977)

Ash Williams (I know he's not an slasher stfu)

Star Wars

Obi-wan Kenobi

Luke Skywalker

Han Solo

Leia Organa

Lando Carlisian

Qui-Gon Jinn

Rey

Jynn Erso

Marvel

Peter Parker (any version)

Stephen Strange/Dr Strange

Otto Octavius

Arthur Harrow

Khonshu

Bucky Barnes

Pietro Maximoff (any version)

Loki

Sylvie

Mantis

Deadpool

Joker/Arthur Fleck

Joker (Heath Ledger)

Jerome Valeska

Edward Nygma/Nashton (any version)

Oswald Cobblepot (any version)

Jonathan Crane

Abner Krill (Polka Dot Man)

Harley Quinn

Barry Allen (Ezra Miller's, I didn't watch the show)

Ratcatcher 2

Bruce Wayne/Batman (any version)

Clark Kent/Superman (any version except Smallville one)

Other characters I write for

Steve Harrington

Jonathan Byers

Will Byers

Eddie Munson

Beetlejuice

Dewey Riley

Jimmy Mcgill/Saul Goodman

Hutch Mansell

Dewey Finn

Tommy Bomowski (Coach Boomer)

Jareth The Goblin King

Abe Sapiens

Jason Dean

Robert Van Helsing

Dennis Rafkin

Ships I write for

Zsaszmask

Vigilmaker

Nygmobblepot

Octogoblin

Lokius

Stuilly

Batjokes

Harlivy

Stucky

Jinnobi

Sambucky

Harkrill

Danbert

Spideypool

Josef x Aaron

Josef x Sara

What I write

Headcanons

One-shots

Fluff

Angst

Nsfw

What I don't write

Full fics (only one-shots and headcanons)

Incest

Omegaverse

P3d0phil14

Any bathroom kink.

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murder-senpai · 4 years

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F A N F I C T I O N

Oh, hello there!! My name is Murder-senpai! I’m new here to tumblr sooooo don’t mind me being awkward n’ stuff. So this is gonna be like, what fandoms and characters I write for sOoooOoOo

AU’s and other stuff I’ll do: ABO, genderbend, hanahaki, soulmate, supernatural/power, soft yandere/ stockholm syndrome, coffee shop, modern, fantasy, baby/kid versions of characters, babysitter, neko, inu, kitsune, post apocalyptic, zombie, flower shop, book store, dragon, fairy tale, high school/college, mafia, pregnant, steampunk, merpeople, pirate, pirate/merperson, prison, reincarnation, famous, vampire, werewolf

There is more shit I’ll do but I can’t really think anymore so just request

(reader insert crap)

I will NOT do nsfw. This is a christian minecraft sever

You CAN request multiple character/poly and platonic stuff

If your not specific, I will choose between headcanons or a fic/drabble

If you request angst, I will give it a fluffy ending unless requested otherwise

Please be specific in your request ex: reader gender (fem, male, gender neutral)

Edit: I will now take character x character, character + character platonic stuff, aus (like, medevil bnha, or a story about friendship or enemies to friends or adoption, anything really), and stuff like that

Current hyperfixation (aka, what I will probably write better for/ do more): dream smp

Will probably put the scenario in a non specific arc

Fairy Tail:

Natsu

Gray

Loke/leo

Laxus

Sting

Rouge

Gajeel

Zeref

Jellal

Jackal

Lucy

Levy

Juvia

Guildarts

Freed

Erza

DBH:

Connor

Hank

Markus

Gavin

nines

ATLA:

Aang

Zuko

Sokka

Katara

Toph

mai

ty lee

azula

BNHA:

Izuku

Katsuki

Shouto

Denki

Eijiro

Tenya

Toshinori

Shouta

hizashi

fumikage

neito

mirio

takami

hitoshi

inasa

Enji

keigo

rumi

momo

mina

ochaco

dabi

shigaraki

overhaul

sir nighteye

kurogiri

toga

twice

Inuyasha:

Inuyahsa

kagome

naraku

miroku

koga

sesshomaru

sango

BNA:

michiru

shirou

nazuna

alan

marie

pinga

Sherlock:

Sherlock

john

moriarty

mycroft

greg

molly

Harry potter:

harry

ron

hermione

draco

cedric

Black Butler:

ciel

sebastian

bard

finny

ash

claude

alois

triplets

william

grell

ronald

undertaker

joker

dagger

agni

soma

pluto

beast

lizzy

mey-rin

ran-mao

edward

aleistar

vincent

real ciel (I refer to him as astre tho)

snake

charles grey

charles phipps

gregory

cheslock

joanne

maurice

herman

clayton

lawrance

mcmillan

edgar

blavat

seiglinde

MLB:

Marinette/ladybug

adrien/chat noir

gabriel/hawkmoth

nathaniel

marc

luka

alya

nino

felix

bridgette

chloe

TPN:

emma

ray

norman

don

gilda

leslie

Undertale:

sans

papyrus

frisk

toriel

chara

asriel

asgore

grillby

gaster

mettaton

blooky

AU’s- underfell, mafiatale, mafiafell, underswap, swapfell

Beastars:

legoshi

haru

louis

juno

gouhin

melon

Gravity falls:

dipper

mable

ford

wendy

robbie

bill

AU-reverse falls, monster falls

SVTFOE:

star

marco

tom

toffee

Hazbin:

alastor

angle dust

charlie

husk

vaggie

lucifer

val

vox

Pokemon:

Gladion

ash

clemont

serena

james

jesse

zeraora

lucario

mewtwo

zacian

zamazenta

literally any pokemon but those are my fave(and human versions ofc either is fine)

guzma

kukui

alain

lysandre

bede

hop

leon

milo

allister

raihan

marnie

piers

ACNH:

tom nook

raymond

lobo

kabuki

lolly

marshal

Isabelle

redd

fang

Avengers:

tony

steve

bucky

clint

natasha

dr. strange

thor

loki

peter

Voltron:

lance

keith

shiro

hunk

lotor

pidge

Aggretsuko:

tadano

haida

hyoudou

The hobbit:

literally JUST smaug

MLP:

twilight

pinkie

apple jack

rainbow

fluttershy

rarity

discord

Maid sama:

takumi

misaki

shoichiro

the three idiots

aoi (totaly gives off a ciel/lizzy vibe don’t even lie)

sotaro

tora

kanade

kuga

koma

yujiro

shosei

Naruto:

naruto

sauske

kakashi

itachi

gaara

neji

shikamaru

kurama

kiba

OHSHC:

tamaki

haruhi

hikaru

karou

both twins

kyoya

hunny

mori

kasanoda

nekosawa

Cells at work:

white blood cell

red blood cell

killer t cell

Little witch academia:

atsuko

diana

sucy

lotte

amanda

andrew

louis

frank

Pucca:

pucca

garu

tobe

abyo

Glitter force:

emily/Miyuki

kelsey/Akane

lily/Yayoi

april/Nao

chole/Reika

ulric/wolfrun

rascal

Glitter force doki doki:

ira

maya/Mana

rachel/Rikka

clara/Alice

mackenzie/Makoto

TMNT(2012):

leonardo

raphael

michelangelo

donatello

splinter

april

ROTG:

aster bunnymund

north

pitch

sandy

jack

tooth

Soul eater:

death the kid

soul

black star

maka

stein

Aot:

levi

eren

armin

mikasa

jean

erwin

IT(2017):

pennywise

richie

beverly

eddie

stanley

ben

bill

henry

patrick

victor

belch

bowers gang

losers club

kamisama kiss:

nanami

tomoe

mizkui

kurama

otohiku

mikage

jiro

The outsiders:

dallas

darry

ponyboy

johnny

two-bit

steve

soda

Diabolik lovers:

shu

reiji

ayato

laito

kanato

subaru

yui

karlheinz

kou

azuza

carla

ruki

richter

yuma

shin

Hamilton:

alex

john

king george

george washington

lafayette

hercules

philip

aaron

thomas

Venom(2018):

eddie/venom

Tokyo mew mew:

ichigo

zakuro

tart

pie

Kisshu

Fran bow

Fran

remor

itward

mr. midnight

Steven universe

steven

connie

pearl

amethyst

larz

sadie

garnet

lapiz

peridot

spinel

Haven't you heard i'm sakamoto

sakamota

Shou

Gargantia on the verdurous planet

ledo

amy

Animaniacs

yakko

wakko

dot

Over the garden wall

wirt

beast

Sonic

sonic

tails

knuckles

amy

shadow

Snow white with the red hair

Shirayuki

zen

obi

The sacrificial princess and the king of beasts(manga)

Leonhart

Sariphi

Lanteveldt

Anubis/Sirius

Jormungand

Fenrir

Nir

Joz

Ilya

Beetlejuice(musical)

beetlejuice

lydia

Creepypasta

Jeff the killer

slenderman

offenderman

trenderman

splenderman

ticci toby

masky

hoodie

BEN drowned

eyeless jack

laughing jack

homicidal liu

zalgo

clockwork

Jason the toymaker

puppeteer

Yu-gi-oh

Seto Kaiba

FNAF

Freddy

bonnie

chica

foxy

golden freddy

toy freddy

toy bonnie

toy chica

mangle (male and female ver pls specify)

marionette ^

springtrap

william afton/ purple guy

baby

funtime freddy

ennard

nightmare freddy

nightmare bonnie

nightmare chica

nightmare foxy

nightmare mangle

fredbear

nightmare fredbear

Cuphead

cuphead

mugman

devil

king dice

Bendy and the ink machine

bendy

boris

alice

Duck tales

Scrooge (aged down tho)

webby

della

donald

louie

dewey

huey

launchpad

lena

Dream smp

everyone (all platonic. Will do reader stuff, but would prefer more character +character interactions, specifically, SBI. PLSSS give me sbi stuff, ill marry you)

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abitoflit · 7 years

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A-Z List of Books to Avoid

Listed below are a collection of my least favorite novels meant to be a humorous collection of books to stay away from. Enjoy!

A- All Over Creation. In addition to a host of bland characters, this novel introduced problem after problem, conflict after conflict, only to have them all solved and wrapped up with a neat little bow at the end. It was as though someone waved a magic wand and whisked everyone's troubles away, making it rather unrealistic.

B- Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. More paranormal romance, more vegetarian vampires, more stupidity... no thanks.

C- Chosen by P.C. and Kristin Cast. To be honest, I didn't mind the beginning of the series; but, then it began to repeat itself and become a clusterfuck of tangled lovers with stupid personalities and traits. Honestly, if I hear Stevie Rae described as the country bumpkin with the "Oakie-Twang" one more time I may be forced to bite someone.

D- Dewey: The Small-Town Library Cat Who Touched the World by Vicki Myron. I want to start this review off by saying that I am a cat person and one day, if I get lonely enough, I may wind up being the crazy cat lady of my block. But, I really don't know how I got through this book. It was all about a cat and the pictures were cute but it was so dry and boring I wanted to die. And in a way, I felt as though I was reacting to the book as would a cat. The pictures made me want to pay attention to it, because who doesn't love pictures? And then the words made me feel as though I'd had enough, at which point I'd put the book down and walk away.

E- Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer. Yes, these books are so bad they warrant being on my list three times. (You will notice them again under the letter T). Like seriously woman, I question what goes on in your head.

F- Fifty Shades of Grey (and subsequent nonsense). These novels are simply trash; I don't know what else to say. The prose is weak, the subject is weird and the relationship between the two main characters is disturbing.

G- Go Ask Alice, written anonymously. This book is just plain depressing for starters. As far as its prose is concerned, it's not the strongest either. I know it's supposed to be the diary of a teenager and what not, but I felt as though it left a lot to be desired.

H- Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad. I discussed this novel with a friend of mine a few months ago. We were both pretty confused by it. We're certain that one of the characters died and then came back to life. We're certain he's secretly a zombie or something, but this novel isn't a zombie novel. (Did they even have zombies back when it was written)? I don't know, but either way, we were both just as confused as you are.

I- The Iliad by Homer. I'm not a big fan of books, which are set up in the "traditional epic fashion," so that certainly didn't help this number. I also really didn't like the storyline--it's all about getting home; but, going all over the damn place before getting there. I mean really, doesn't anyone have a map? The chapters involving Penelope were also rather slow and predictable, which was no fun. Also, how dumb are these suitors? Can't they tell that she's taking her work apart? I mean really.

J- Julie of the Wolves by Jean Craighead George. I vaguely remember reading this book in elementary school and wondering what the point was. I felt like nothing happened and didn't like the prose.

K- Instead of stating a title, can I just comment on how many books have a title that begins with "kiss" and how ridiculous it is? Because it's fucking ridiculous and confusing.

L- Lord of the Flies by William Golding. NOT MY PIGGY YOU BITCH!

M- Moby Dick by Herman Melville. I know it's supposed to be a classic and everything, but I really didn't feel as though I needed to read a treatise on whaling smattered with some of Captain Ahab's crazy.

N- Number the Stars by Lois Lowry. I read this book in elementary school and remember disliking it. Part of that dislike stemmed from the depressing subject matter and the rest from the fact that there seemed to be a certain disconnect between the author and the subject matter being discussed in the novel.

O- Othello by William Shakespeare. A few words: dost I care?

P- Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. Three words: dry as fuck.

Q- Questioning; always questioning why these books were ever written.

R- Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier. I read this book in high school as part of a fairy tale literature class and could not have been more appalled. This novel is based loosely upon the "Bluebeard" tales, which describes a man who marries several different women only to kill them. Disney certainly didn't prepare me for this!

S- The Secret by Rhonda Byrne. I have a secret! This book sucks. It's just a repetitive bunch of crap about the "law of attraction," filled with pointless stories and wannabe science. I would definitely give this one a miss.

T- Twilight (and series) by Stephanie Meyer. Two things. First, the relationship between Edward and Bella is unhealthy and setting a bad example for young readers. First, Bella's dependence on Edward and need for his presence is frightening. It makes it seem as though women need men in order to function and quite frankly, they don't. Second, and this is not something I usually have much of an issue with, the age difference is staggering. It's like my great great grandfather, (if he were still living), trying to date my best friend. What the heck? And just for the record, I firmly believe vampires are supposed to burst into flame and turn to a big pile of smelly ashes in the sunlight, none of this sparkling shit! Finally, vegetarians? VEGETARIANS? You suck animal blood people, you're not vegetarians thank you very much.

U- The Ugly Duckling. So, the duck didn't notice it had an extra baby? As in, it forgot how many eggs it laid and that duck babies don't look like swan babies? Doesn't it live with other birds around the pond or is everyone relegated to their own section of the land too?

V- Vampire Academy by Richelle Mead. Haven't we had enough of bloodsucking assholes already?

W- Why? Oh why did I ever bother sitting through the vast majority of these?

X- marks the spot? I can't say that I can think of anything for this letter.

Y- Yes Please by Amy Poehler. I was really excited to read this novel and then completely disappointed by it. I always found Poehler funny, especially when she teamed up with Tina Fey; but, this memoir was simply a dry collection of memories, recounted like a laundry list. Her tone also betrays a hint of arrogance, which I found rather unappealing. Overall, not my cup of tea.

Z- zzzzzzzz. Wha-What? These books put me to sleep. *wipes drool from the side of my lip and waves hand* you saw nothing and these are definitely not the books you're looking for!

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silentcrowsilentravens · 1 year

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Time for Bravo team!

Hug headcanons about Richard Aiken, Edward Dewey, Enrico Marini, Forest Speyer, Kenneth Sullivan, and Rebecca Chambers.

(Gender ambiguous).

Warnings: n/a

Masterlists here!

Richard Aiken

Richard is most definitely a hugger. He relaxes completely when you're in his arms.

He often greets you with hugs and doesn't part ways without giving you one first.

Expect his face to end up buried in the crook of your neck.

He'll gently rock you side to side.

Edward Dewey

When you're in Edward's hold, you feel like you're being cocooned.

His big strong arms lock securely around your waist.

His tall 6'4" ass will probably curl around you. As in, his upper chest/head ends up leaning over you like a roof.

He enjoys coming up behind you to hug you.

Enrico Marini

Enrico doesn't hand out too many hugs, but if he gives you one, it's going to be a heartily tight embrace.

There is a slight possibility that you're going to feel like the air is being squeezed out of you.

He tends to grasp your shoulders first. Then, he pulls you closer to him.

It'll probably be a while before he lets you go.

Forest Speyer

Forest goes into hugs with just... a lot of energy. Almost like you're being tackled! But more enjoyable. An advanced bear hug, if you will.

He holds you nice and tight. It feels as though you're wrapped up in a blanket burrito style.

He likes to do this thing where he leans back far enough to lift you off the ground. Then, he'll swing you side to side a bit.

He might even go so far as to spin you around in a full circle.

Kenneth Sullivan

If Kenny gives you a hug, you probably either asked him for one, or he asked if he could.

He won't pull away until you do.

His hold is gentle yet firm. It's very easy to relax into.

He might just rub some soothing circles on your back.

Rebecca Chambers

Becca will hook her arms around the back of your neck or your shoulders when she hugs you.

She likes to rest her cheek on you. On the slope of your shoulder, your chest, etc. Depends on your height.

If you're taller than her, she will probably go and pull you down a little lol.

Her hugs tend to be on the shorter side.

#resident evil x reader #richard aiken #enrico marini #edward dewey #kenneth sullivan #forest speyer #rebecca chambers #kenneth j sullivan #resident evil 0 #resident evil 1 remake #richard aiken x reader #edward dewey x reader #enrico marini x reader #kenneth sullivan x reader #rebecca chambers x reader #forest speyer x reader #re 0 #kenneth j sullivan x reader #re 1 remake

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silentcrowsilentravens · 2 years

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Gender ambiguous reader

Hug HCs - (RE 0)

Fem reader

Cuddling HCs about Edward - (RE 0)

HCs about dating Edward - (RE 0)

#resident evil x reader #edward dewey #edward dewey x reader #resident evil 0 #re 0 #x reader masterlist #edward dewey x you #resident evil masterlist

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silentcrowsilentravens · 2 years

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Who I write for + rules + masterlists

Please don't ask for smut.

By default, I write things as gender ambiguous, but you can request for the reader to be a specific gender identity.

I'll do up to eight characters per request.

Requesting dark things with violence/blood is fine. Angst is fine as well.

Requesting completely goofy/stupid/shitpost-y things is fine.

Requesting something poly is fine.

Requesting platonic things (whether familial or friendly) is fine.

Don't be afraid to be specific! : )

With Resident Evil prompts in particular, if you don’t specify a game or movie alongside a character (e.g. 3 REmake Jill or WTRC Leon) then I’m just going to assume that you’re leaving it up to me to choose.

Games include any Resi title released between the original's debut in 1996 and now, even the non-canon ones. You can also ask for it to take place in the Dead By Daylight universe. Movies include all of the CG releases, the Anderson movies, and Welcome to Raccoon City.

Things I write:

Prompt-based x reader ficlets. Send in a scenario and I'll write a short fic about it. If you want it to be platonic, please specify.

Reactions. Send in something you'd like to see a particular character's reaction to (e.g. reacting to a reader with a particular interest/trait, reacting to a reader ending up in a particular situation). I'll write a bulleted list. If you want it to be platonic, please specify.

Headcanons. Send in specific or general headcanons you would like about one or more characters. I'll write a bulleted list.

If you don't name one of these things in your ask, I'll just assume that you're leaving the format up to me.

Resident Evil

Ada Wong - masterlist here!

Albert Wesker - masterlist here!

Alcina Dimitrescu - masterlist here!

Alex Wesker - masterlist here!

Alyssa Ashcroft - nothing yet.

Alice - nothing yet.

Ark Thompson - masterlist here!

Barry Burton - masterlist here!

Becca Woolett - nothing yet.

Bela Dimitrescu - masterlist here!

Billy Coen - masterlist here!

Brad Vickers -masterlist here!

Bruce McGivern - masterlist here!

Carlos Oliveira - masterlist here!

Cassandra Dimitrescu - masterlist here!

Chris Redfield - masterlist here!

Claire Redfield - masterlist here!

Daniela Dimitrescu - masterlist here!

Daniel Fabron - nothing yet.

Donna Beneviento - masterlist here!

The Duke - nothing yet.

Edward Dewey - masterlist here!

Elena Lupu - masterlist here!

Emily Berkhoff - masterlist here!

Enrico Marini - masterlist here!

Ethan Winters - masterlist here!

Finn Macauley - nothing yet.

Fongling - nothing yet.

Forest Speyer - masterlist here!

Hector Hivers - nothing yet.

Helena Harper - masterlist here!

Ingrid Hunnigan - nothing yet.

Jack Krauser - nothing yet.

Jake Muller - masterlist here!

January Van Sant - masterlist here!

Jessica Sherawat - nothing yet.

Jill Valentine - masterlist here!

Joe Baker - masterlist here!

Joseph Frost - masterlist here!

Josh Stone - nothing yet.

Karl Heisenberg - masterlist here!

Karena LesProux - nothing yet.

Kenneth Sullivan - masterlist here!

Leon Kennedy - masterlist here!

Lucas Baker - masterlist here!

Luis Serra - nothing yet.

Mia Winters - masterlist here!

Moira Burton - nothing yet.

Mother Miranda - masterlist here!

Nikolai Zinoviev - nothing yet.

Parker Luciani - nothing yet.

Piers Nivans - masterlist here!

Rachel Foley - masterlist here!

Raymond Vester - masterlist here!

Rebecca Chambers - masterlist here!

Rain Ocampo - nothing yet.

Richard Aiken - masterlist here!

Salvatore Moreau - masterlist here!

Sheva Alomar - masterlist here!

Tyrell Patrick - nothing yet.

Zoe Baker - masterlist here!

Dark Horse Comics (masterlist here)

Abe Sapien

Hellboy

Child’s Play (masterlist here)

Andy Barclay (Cult and onward)

Kyle Simpson (tv series and onward)

Charles “Chucky” Lee Ray

Nica Pierce

Tiffany Valentine

Bendy and the Ink Machine (masterlist here)

Alice Angel (cartoon)

Allison Pendle/Allison Angel

Audrey Drew

Sammy Lawrence

Susie Campbell/Twisted Alice

Dead By Daylight

Adiris

Amanda Young

Anna

Carmina Mora

Charlotte Deshayes - masterlist here!

#x reader #shut up raven

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