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He’s gorgeous. He’s stunning. He’s Luke Warren Hughes.

Yeah, I remember the good old days, when Door Dash delivered a pretty lady to cook your meals...

90 bullets. Did they think he was Jason Vorhees or something?

Behbeh

So, yesterday I said that I wonder if my deity gets tired of keeping my dumb ass alive...Now I'm questioning if either my deity or another deity is trying to kill me at this point because I just got attacked by a mama and a papa pair of plovers...yes that is the actual name for the bird, here's a picture.

You look in those eyes and tell me you don't see hate.

So to recap, yesterday I drove on a road WHERE THERE WAS NO ROAD CLOSED SIGN so on this road, that was full of holes, and half of the road literally just disappeared. I nearly flipped my car over and fell off a cliff.

Today, I was attacked by a pair of plovers

Last month somone crashed into me and totalled my car

Last year a dog bit me and I had to go to the hospital

And so you want to know what I do that's so dangerous I put my life out on the line everytime I leave my house...I'm a door dasher.

You read that right...I deliver food to people who are hungry...that's it.

I don't know what tomorrow will bring but rest assure I won't be ready for it.

Delivery Apps: The Death of Empathy

IHop N'GO Breakfast Are Amazing.

Quick vent regarding ppl who order food thru DoorDash. Ummm….. y’all have an entitlement issue when it comes to what you expect from ppl delivering your food. I can appreciate someone who is prepared & considerate enough to already be outside or somewhere nearby to receive an order. But you mfs who pay zero attention as to how far away a dasher is from you, or who literally expect you to just lug large ass orders up 2-3 flights of stairs bc you live in apartment complexes are fucking trash. I mean I get it if you’re disabled, but to be able-bodied & just that expectational ab ppls labor is incredibly stupid. Dashers hate ppl like you, trust me. Get off your ass. Pay attention. Give clear instructions as to how to find your address. Go get your food. Someone is literally laboring for you on their own dime in their own vehicle. Half of y’all skimp on tips anyhow for the average 10+ minute drive. Y’all do not appreciate this service. You do not get diligent service for nothing. Got ppl fucked up. I will definitely leave your shit outside where it suits me if you fuck around w my time.

Can DoorDash let me approve of the photo I’m about to send the driver instead of immediately sending the clicked photo? I sent

To them and they replied “ Damn, I’m sorry I took a wrong turn”