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thatsbelievable · 4 months
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fishyhaze · 1 year
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Obsessed with this warning in no doubt in us
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fifiophobia · 11 days
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With enemies like these, who needs friends?
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fanartbyherd · 8 months
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Random drawing of gunpowder Tim and Johnny De’ville going a few rounds.
A few rounds of shots and shots and uno.
Shoot a gun when the opponent gets an uno, and take a shot of alcohol when you get a draw four or draw two.
Not a game I would recommend for anyone who isn’t an immortal.
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mypastnow · 5 months
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lamborghinitoothpull · 10 months
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Don’t Try This At Home - The Steve O Video Vol. 2: The Tour (2002)
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ash-greytree · 1 year
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Normalize using a giant mallet to pancake your besties and then they make accordion sounds as they go down the stairs like a Slinky
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eilidh-eternal · 3 months
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funny story about caffeine induced insomnia...
when I was in high school (specifically when I was a junior/11th grader) I was in four AP classes and was also in a program that let juniors and seniors go to a tech school part time...so needless to say, I was a busy little bee.
Well, when you're a busy little bee and midterms and finals come around...time is a very precious commodity. so myself and a bunch of the other AP juniors came up with 2 very distinct drinks.
The suicide shot and insomnia chaser.
the suicide shot was coffee, as strong as you could get it, mixed with a redbull, you'd chug it, then take a 5 hour energy as a chaser.
this drink got me through every midterm, final, and project that year. I'd stay up for 3 days straight finishing projects, assignments, and studying. By the end of the 3 days of no sleep I'd be practically smelling colors, and normally I'd pass out for at least 24 hours once it finally wore off.
but sometimes, for some reason, the effects wanted to last longer than 3 days. so, because we weren't completely stupid (we were. this entire system is probably gonna be what kills me in 20 years lol) we came up with something to take after 3 days if we needed a swift end to our misery.
the insomnia chaser.
the insomnia chaser was less intense but just as effective in its desired purpose. you can choose your preferred sleepy time tea (mine is chamomile) mix in a large dose of nyquil, and pop one tablet of benadryl before drinking the tea. it was recommended you drink the tea while in bed because someone (not me for once) actually passed out standing up and got a concussion.
both the parents and teachers eventually found out about this, but were never able to stop it. we were too strong, and under too much pressure to succeed in an academic system that had failed us.
Anyways don't do any of this, but maybe pop a benadryl to help you sleep tonight. ily 💖💖💖
Definitely not, no…. Totally not gonna try that….
Eilidh lore below the cut🖤
Surprise, surprise…Eilidh was/still is a band kid lol
So, I was in colorguard, orchestra, AP and dual enrollment classes, and had a job junior and senior year in hs💀
Most of the other band kids had similar schedules, and we had a particular time of year that we lovingly referred to as Hell Week
Hell Week took place in early April and consisted of the following:
School as usual
25 hr/wk colorguard rehearsals as usual
SCGC Champions and WGI Regional Championships—semi-finals Saturday and finals Sunday—both held the same weekend in two different states. We would be at school Saturday at 6 am and get home at 1 am, then back by 4 am to rehearse before finals, usually over around 1 am lol (award ceremonies are ridiculously long)
Local middle school exhibition/recruitment show
Exhibition/recruitment show for our school
An Orchestra/Concert Band competition that I cannot for the life of me remember the name of
And the following weekend is WGI World Championships, 3 grueling, challenging, exhausting days of comp but so so soooo worth it
Happy Hell Week🙃
(I learned to function on about two hours of sleep since sophomore year and have since then never gotten more than about 4 hours a night💀)
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dougielombax · 4 months
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*Steps onto a freight train as a passenger*
Look I’m pretty sure somebody has done it.
Probably…
(Do not do this)
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thatsbelievable · 1 year
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3dogbones · 7 months
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They should make some edible tide pods. I would totally eat those.
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babyspacebatclone · 11 months
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The first image is of the Galaxy Brain meme, with three stages.
Acid will dissolve stuff instantly like in movies! (accompanying image is of an x-ray humorously illustrating an undersized brain in a human skull)
Hollywood acid is fake, get a grip. (accompanying image shows an unrealistic x-ray with a realistically sized brain in a human skull, with lights meant to represent thought patterns)
NileRed (accompanying image is of a transparent human head with a realistically sized brain, but with light rays extending outwards beyond the head in over a dozen directions)
The third stage is in reference to the video that follows, where the YouTuber NileRed shows the effects of placing a hotdog into a beaker of what is termed “Piranha Solution,” a transparent colorless mixture of sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide.
The hotdog is shown to immediately darken black as it is converted to carbon, staining the solution black.
NileRed pours more hydrogen peroxide into the beaker, which reacts with the black carbon dissolved in the solution to clear it out, resulting in carbon dioxide gas which gives the appearance of the solution violently boiling.
There is a set of several cycles of the solution violently bubbling while black, settling down as the color fades, then turning black again as the solution is presumed to begin reacting again to the organic hotdog, and more hydrogen peroxide added.
When the cycles complete the solution is again clear and no remains of the hotdog are visible in the beaker.
NileRed warns the viewer that this experiment is dangerous, as if the Piranha Solution were to touch his skin there would be a similar reaction.
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ves-perrr · 5 months
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10 minutes after eating random mushroom I am currently fine
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amiraallis · 1 year
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Humidify directly into the lungs for maximum effect
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kratosfan6632466 · 2 months
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Wrecker: hey zima watch this turn off the lights
Zima switched off the lights as wreckers entire body glowed *
Zima : what the-
Wrecker: hehehe I swallowed a flashlight
Zima : WRECKER WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!!!
Wrecker: is there something wrong with that?
Zima : yes! Firstly the battery acid and second the battery and the flashlight in your stomach! And the glass!
Wrecker: ohhh…..
Zima : let’s get you to a hospital……
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Non-plot-related spoilers for Vincenzo episode 13:
(I can’t figure out how to add a cut so you just gotta scroll, sorry)
Vincenzo Cassano be like:
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