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rireraa · 2 months
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his favourite thing II
[all characters aged up, mdni]
Murasakibara X f!reader
there are no doubts of him loving to eat.
with aging, he had the urge to try out more than just the sweetness of the candy from his everyday life. firstly starting with different food from his home country, then going to the international land, cooking curry, baking bretzels, freezing mochi and everything else he found in the internet
as he thought, he had experienced every flavour in this world, it hit him like a car crash when he had your dripping cunt the first time below his face. the combination of bitterness, spice and sweetness was something he had never lived through before. and after the first shock had faded, it shifted into addiction.
every day, every hour, every second of his life he needs to taste that pussy of yours. when he isn't able to for more than a day, this man drives crazy. his head starts spinning because all his blood rushes into his cock, craving the feeling of you. on his mouth. making you cum for him like this is the thing which keeps him alive
if you are outside, he will do everything in his possibility to get at least some private seconds to eat you out. might it be pulling you into a private toilet cabine while being at the mall, having you laying on the bench of the locker room during the half-time break of an offical game, or if there is no other option, guiding his fingers into your panties and then licking your wetness off them while you guys are sitting at the table with his family
sometimes he is that hungry, he forgets about the time existing and eats you out for hours, having you cumming literally twenty times on his tongue in just a short time. body limb, sweaty and exhausted you would think it's finally over because he would lift his head from your cunt after an eternity, but only to place you on the edge of the bed, leading you to the next edge of your orgasm
"one more time, please. i need you one more time"
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v4mpgutz · 5 months
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Agora Hills, Renji Abarai [ HEADCANONS ]
— baby? can you call me back? i miss you !! its so lonely in my mansion :(
renji relationship headcanons + little non-canon-based ones
warnings ! — one (barely) suggestive one, non-descriptive mentions of wounds + blood, petnames (baby, sweetheart)
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renji, despite what people (ichigo) think, is so incredibly gentle when it comes to you. yes, he's a little blunt sometimes and has argumentative tendencies with his friends.. but when it comes to you, he'd rather throw himself off of the repetence cell than treat you that way. he still acts like himself but always makes sure he's keeping within your boundaries and showing you as much love and affection as you desire.
sometimes he makes jokes about his wounds when you're patching him up and god, does it piss you off because he's literally bleeding out. when he notices your clenched jaw and the fact that you're not laughing he frowns and apologises because he knows you're worried. "i'm sorry baby, don't be mad", "you know i always pull through"
-> you roll your eyes and cross your arms and he sits up with a smirk, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind and leaving gentle kisses on your neck and jaw. he is SO cocky when you sigh and turn around, kissing his lips. "can't stay mad at me forever, hm?"
renji with a human s/o who has him getting a little more excited when he's tasked with going to the world of the living. he immediately rushes to your home and knocks on your door. you open the door with eyebags and messy hair and chewing your fingers anxiously. your eyes widen when you see your beloved redhead boyfriend.
-> he notices your appearance and lets out a sigh as he pulls you into a hug — he knows you were worried sick about him but it was inevitable given your situation. he squeezes you and runs a hand through your hair, "'m so sorry, sweetheart..." he mumbles to you. "i'm okay. i'm here."
— not canon-based
renji abarai is a one direction STAAAAAN. his favourite song is steal my girl and i know this man ugly cried, rolled on the floor, screamed into his pillow when they disbanded. he 100% had a twitter fan account and would troll crazy larries and babygaters, giggling in his bed.
one time ichigo dared him to do bloody mary and he kept making noises outside of the bathroom... renji refused to pee or shower without you in the room with him for three months. THREE. MONTHS.
he asked you to be his s/o by taking you on a cute little picnic date. he asked rukia to help him make a little basket up with sweet treats, sandwiches etc. he brings little canvases and oil paints along with a lego orchid set for you two to make together.
-> he tells you that you should paint eachother and when you show eachother your paintings he has painted (attempted to anyway) your favourite animal/flower/other and next to it written 'be my (preferred)?' in red oil paint.
renji is a massive cuddler and gives THE BEST HUGS. he is so so warm and his soft cologne is so comforting that you just melt into him. he gives big bear hugs. wraps his arms around you and rubs your lower back with one hand as the other pets your head. UGHHH !!!!
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may make a pt 2 to this if i can think of more, I NEED HIM SO BAD OMG. i love renji sm i wish men were real 😓
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infernalodie · 2 years
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Celebrity Masterlist
$ = Smut * = Fluff ! = Angst
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Tate McRae
(! * $) Rent Free - Tate McRae x Black!Male!reader Part One - Final Part
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Zendaya Coleman
(!) Not You Too - Zendaya x Black!Male!reader
(! *) Die For You - Zendaya x Black!Male!reader
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Doja Cat (Amala)
($) On The Low - Doja Cat x Black!Male!reader
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Billie Eilish
(* $) Kiss U Right Now - Billie Eilish x Black!Male!reader
(!) TRAUMA - Billie Eilish x Black!Male!reader
($) Cherry Hill - Billie Eilish x Black!Fem!reader
(!) Time in a Tree - Billie Eilish x Black!Male!reader
($) No Guidance - Billie Eilish x Fem!reader
($) Free - Billie Eilish x gn!reader
(! *) Fine Line - Billie Eilish x gn!reader
($) The Trade - Billie Eilish x Fem!reader
(! *) Million Miles Away - Billie Eilish x Black!Fem!reader
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Sadie Sink
(* !) Bad News - Sadie Sink x Black!Male!reader
(* $) Roses - Sadie Sink x Black!Male!reader
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Freya Allan
(* $) Melt - Freya Allan x Male!reader
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Sydney Sweeney
($) Earned It - Sydney Sweeney x Black!Fem!reader
(! *) Psycho (When I Wake Up) - Sydney Sweeney x Male!reader
($) Twisted - Sydney Sweeney x Black!Fem!reader
($) The One - Sydney Sweeney x Fem!reader
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Madelyn Cline
($) Sacrifice - Madelyn Cline x Black!Fem!reader
(!) Forgive & Forget - Madelyn Cline x Male!reader
($) Seduce - Madelyn Cline x Fem!reader
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Anya Taylor-Joy
(! $) Downtown - Vampire!Anya Taylor-Joy x Fem!reader
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Dua Lipa
($) CAVIAR - Dua Lipa x Buff!Black!Fem!reader
($) Like A Blade Of Grass - Dua Lipa x Black!Male!reader
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Austin Butler
(*) Unchained Melody - Austin Butler x Black!Fem!reader
(*) I Want More - Austin Butler x Black!Fem!reader
(*) Can’t Help Falling In Love With You - Austin Butler x Black!Fem!reader
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Conan Gray
($ *) Sweat - Conan Gray x Black!Male!reader
(*) Loved By You - Conan Gray x Male!Reader
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Winona Ryder
(* $) EXCITED! - Winona Ryder x Fem!reader
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Natalia Dyer
($) Pink Matter - Natalia Dyer x Black!Fem!reader
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Sophia Lillis
($ *) LONELY NIGHTS - Sophia Lillis x Black!Fem!reader
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Timothée Chalamet
($) UNPREDICTABLE - Timothée Chalamet x Black!Male!reader
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Jenna Ortega
(!) CHANT - Jenna Ortega x F1Black!Male!reader
($) My Next Fix - Jenna Ortega x Black!Male!reader
(*) Pretty Little Fears - Jenna Ortega x Black!Male!reader
(! *) Falling In Love - Jenna Ortega x Male!reader x Emma Myers
($) Eat Your Young - Jenna Ortega x Black!Fem!reader
(*) Home - Jenna Ortega x Male!reader
(! $) We Both Know - Jenna Ortega x Black!Fem!reader
($) In For It - Jenna Ortega x Black!Male!reader
(! $) Closer - Vampire!Jenna Ortega x Black!Fem!reader x Vampire!Emma Myers
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Emma Myers
(*) Would That I - Emma Myers x Black!Male!reader x Jenna Ortega
(! *) 7 Hours - Emma Myers x Black!Male!reader
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Milly Alcock
(! *) Blessed - Milly Alcock x Black!Male!reader
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hwallstars · 1 year
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ℜ𝔲𝔱𝔥𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰 » 𝔡𝔬𝔧𝔞𝔢
sinopse: Há anos atrás, Jaehyun fugiu de casa com a perspectiva de ter uma vida diferente da que sua família preparou para ele. Ele acreditou dia após dia que poderia ter uma vida normal e ser quem queria ser, mas sempre que dava um passo adiante, alguma coisa o fazia retroceder vários passos atrás. Por isso ele decide voltar para a ilha em que cresceu e enfrentar o passado que não quer que ninguém saiba. Esse passado, no entanto, é o mesmo que deu início a uma vida diferente para Doyoung, e o único vínculo que resta entre eles.
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asmubroom · 1 year
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FINALMENTE FIZ ICONS NOVOS <3 psd: @yaheopp
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sophiatauruslife · 4 months
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Song Moodboard: Edythe and Petra (from my original "Twilight" fanfiction "Midnight")
Agora Hills by Doja Cat
"Baby, can you call me back? It's so lonely in my mansion."
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kurottsukii · 9 months
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Warning; what you're about to see involves mature scenes for 18 and up. If you're not comfortable reading any sexual scenes, please skip until its over. If you would like to read it, scroll down. Otherwise, please enjoy and don't report.
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Standford
Halloween Night
Sam was pressed up against the dorm room door, the door itself wasn't locked but certainly closed. Breathless laughter and giggles were heard as Sam and a girl that certainly wasn't his girlfriend, were undressing each other. Both being egared to get each other out their clothes.
Sam was the only one close to being naked, the only piece of clothing left was his boxers, which were currently being pulled down slowly by the girl's teeth. Who's teeth you might ask? It wasn't his girlfriend's but his bestfriend, Yasmine. The two started this little scandal a month ago after a drunken kiss was shared in a frat party. After that, the two couldn't keep their hands off each other.
After successfully pulling the boxers off the tall Winchester, Yasmine sprung up only to receive a kiss.
That one kiss, sent the best kind of electricity down her body. Without hesitation, she matched Sam's energy, their lips moving in sync hungrily.
Not a minute later, Sam was the one to pull away for a quick moment, only so he could effortesly pick up the girl by the thighs, switching places till she was now the one to be pressed up against the door.
Before Yasmine could say anything, Sam was back on her lips, attacking them once more. Sucking on the bottom lip just enough to make it swollen. Their tounge colliding, dancing around each other, both trying to gain dominance but before there could be a winner, he broke the kiss again. Watching the string of saliva stretched between their now swollen lips. Both parties huffing and puffing, trying to catch their breaths even though they were only a inch apart from one another.
"Should we take this to the bed?"
Yasmine asked, softly sucking on her swollen lip. The slight taste of blood made heat flush through her body down to her core. She knew the $300 lingerie she was wearing was about to be in shambles, but at this point she didn't give a shit. She wanted to be controlled- owned- the only way Sam could do it.
Removing herself from Sam's hold, the girl pulled the younger Winchester towards her as they fell on the bed in usion, Yasmine couldn't help but smirk at the darkened gaze staring down at her. She gently traced the length of Sam's inner thigh with her foot.
"Undress me, big boy"
Sam's tounge glid across his bottom lip, laughing at the control Yasmine had on him. But today. . . she doesn't know what she's in for.
"Your wish is is my commamd baby."
Using his strength, he tore off the other's bra within in a second, and off went her panties and whatever else was in his way.
His eyes glanced over at the flushed bottom who was now fully naked, this exact scene was familiar. It was the exact scene on when they first did it, when it was considered to be just a drunken accident. Just then, even though their minds were intoxicated, their bodies were fully aware what was going on. It was so sweet and gently at first.
But now, the man knew exactly he was doing, and what he really wanted. He knew every weak spot Yasmine had, what would make her whimper, what made her wet and what made her turn into a crying mess. I guess it was an advantage that he had, no one knew how to please Yasmine more than him.
He wasted no time pulling the girl close to him once again, biting into her neck to remind her who was in charge, the taste of her blood that now stained his lips was addicting to him, it was like an drug.
His blood boiling with need, he grabs the girl's waist as he grinds up against her, squeezing her bare waist hard, his hands fleeting to her ass, squeezing it just a bit more till he hears the sweet sounds of her whimpering.
Moving to the other side, he placed a hot heavy kiss on to her neck, smothering his lips over the skin soon after sucking onto patches sure to turn into dark hickeys, his tongue running over each mark as his hand went down to Yasmine's womanhood that was already leaking, carelessly shoving his two fingers inside as his thumb was rubbing against the clit, the sudden tighteness that surrounded his fingers made him let out a tight moan in the girl's ear.
Causing Yasmine's whole body to shudder underneath him. The way he fingerfucked her, made her want to cum right then and there, but she held back. She let out a ragged breath, while staring up at him.
"Is that the best you could do, cowboy?" Yasmine countered breathlessly, trying to keep from moaning.
The sting on her shoulder was pulsing, Deliciously painful and ever so erotically.
"Not even close." He whispered against her ear, teasingly nibbling her ear lobe as he began to leave a trail of kisses down her jawline, her breast, and stomach, all the way to her-
"Yo Yassy!" A voice was heard from behind the door, the sound of the door knob rattling caused Yasmine to go into panic mode, as Sam, who didn't really care, continued to do what he was doing, which was eating her out like she was a whole four course meal. Which puts Yasmine in a hard place, now she has to figure out how to stop her brother from coming in and seeing his best friend eating out his sister, who's not Jessica.
"For fuck christ Ronnie, I'm naked in here! Just say what you have to say out there!" Yasmine yelled, biting down her bottom lip, trying to compress her moans. Meanwhile Sam was between her legs, sucking on her clit as he aggressivly plundge his fingers inside her, continuing the motion which caused the girl to squirm.
"First of all, ew. And second, have you seen Sam? We're all looking for him, and also you, my dear sister."
"I-" The girl couldn't even form a sentence, she could feel everything closing in on her at once, the pleasure was getting a little too intense for her. "Nope! He's probably at the library, you know how much of a dork he is." She managed to blirt out, letting out soft moans here and there, trying to cover them with heavy breaths which was not helping at all. In a attempt to stop him, she trapped him between her thighs, squeezing as hard as she could for him to stop and he did stop.
He stopped eating her out. But he wasn't exactly done. Breaking free, he slowly made his way up, kissing her jawline, as her brother continued to talk.
"Ight, well. . . let Jessica know if you see him. The girl's worried."
"Yeah! Totally! Bye!'
Once they heard footsteps fading away from the door, Sam waisted no time continuing what he was doing earlier.
He started to get handsy once again, nipping hard at her clavicle upstairs. He was doing his best to not leave a spot unmarked. Possessive and eagered to make her feel every inch of pleasure under the sun, was his motive. He had to sate the thirst.
He then plunged into her with no warning. He was never the type to go easy, but with how Yasmine was acting, he decided to do it once. Starting at a mediocore pace more than exhilaratited by the tight tunnel, suffocating his dick.
Yasmine didn't even get a chance to recover or even breathe for that matter. Her legs hooked around the younger Winchester while her hands clenched the sheets tightly. The pain seared through her lower region, which only igniting her need to chase her climax.
No one could ever pleasure her fully because no one knew how. Sam was her best friend, her teacher in sex and what felt good. The soft, sensual lovemaking had nothing on the rough, hard sex Sam gave her. It was ownership, lust, need, pleasure all wrapped into one.
Yasmine's hands clasp into Sam's back, her nails breaking the skin as she tightened her hole, trapping Sam deep inside, relishing how full she felt. His low moans mixed with her pants, creating their own special soundtrack.
"Don't pull out..." she managed to say between breathy moans.
"You know me long enough to understand that I don't take orders."
Teasingly, he slowered the thrusting, his dick moving against the tight tunnel, but even he couldn't keep up with the teasing, he wanted more. Eventually, he began to fasten the pace.
"Fuck," he breathed out as his balls tightened and the shooting pulse zinged through him. As he quickly pulled out. His abs contracted with each spurt of the hot, thick ropes shooting onto the sheets.
His body relaxed, causing his knees to spread further. As he plunged back inside. Thrusting in and out of her at a fast pace. The sight of Yasmine reaching multiple oragasms with so little force made Sam just cocky in everything he was doing. He haven't had good...no..great sex like this in a while.
He could feel the tunnel squeezing around his cock as Yasmine came which earned her a harder and deeper thrust, Sam was putting his back into in every thrust, exerting more force than he intended to put into it.
He then flipped her over, forcing her to get on all fours as he grabbed onto the locks of his lover's hair, pulling her head back as his thrusting turned into him just ramming into her tunnel, repeatingly hitting the girl's g-spot like a beast in heat. "You feel so good baby." He moaned, sweat beading on his face. His nails were now digging into the skin of Yasmine's hips as he increased the speed, bringing more ungodly force into it.
He too, like Yasmine was loosing himself to the pleasure and the skin ship noises of his hips clapping the smaller woman's cherry red ass. He was pretty sure everyone next door could now hear the two go at it like wild animals.
Letting his own head fall back, a wicked smile spread across his face, he continued to do what he said he would do, blow her back out. The clenching multipled and so did the pleasure and with aggravated breaths, despite the feeling of him soon coming if she kept suffocateing his dick.
The pleasure in his abdomen kept building up and he was still going like a mad man. He wanted to make sure She wouldn't be able to walk right after this.
Falling back on the edge of the bed, he held on to Yasmine till they was now in the backwards cowboy position, giving Yasmine better access for him to go even deeper. His pelvis collided with Yasmine's with full force, making his member hit unknown pleasure spots Yasmine didn't know she had.
Thats when Yasmine begin to move her hips, matching his thrusting which didn't last, the girl's womb has been sensitive since the last orgasms, the sheets were soaked, and her legs were trembling. She couldn't keep up, luckily Sam was close too. With a few thrusts, both parties released at the same time, on and in each other. This caused Yasmine to collapse besides him, her body still shaking from the intense release.
Sweat beamed down her face and onto the already wet sheets as she looked down at the young Winchester, who was grinning from ear to ear. "What you smiling for Winchester?" Yasmine asked between her huffs and puffs as she ran her fingers through her damped curls.
"It's just. . ." Sam paused, "you look cute while riding me, especially when you do that little shake at the end." He smirked, receiving a hard slap on the chest.
"Oh fuck off." Yasmine spat while climbing off the six foot four boy, she tried to stand so she could dress but within a second of standing, her legs gave out and down she went, earning a loud cheeky laugh for Sam.
"Fuck you man!" The girl yelled only for Sam to give a smug remark, "When?"
"Never. Anymore. Don't you have a girlfriend to get to?"
"I'm with her right now." Sam stated, causing Yasmine to snap her head towards his direction so fast, she got whiplash. "Excuse me?"
"You're excused." He joked, "But I'm serious Yassy. I like you . . . a lot, and I was thinking about breaking up Jess so we can start something."
Was this man serious? Dumping Jess for her? And let the whole friend group, including her brother find out that they been fucking behind Jess' back. Was he asking for a death wish?
"No."
"No?" Sam looked at her like she was insane. What did she mean no? Doesn't she feel the same way?
"Yeah, no. You have a perfect girlfriend who loves you to death and a promising future in front of you, why waste that for a girl like me? I can't treat you how Jess treat you, I'm not even wife material. I'm. . . hookup material." As she explained it, her herself realized how stupid her answer was. But she knew she couldn't give Sam the life he wanted.
"Do you even love me?" He questioned, earning a blank look from Yasmine who still sat on the floor.
Her eyes searched his for a brief moment, gazing over the hopeful looking he had as he waited for her answer. God, this man was cute. She wanted so bad to give in, to say yes and just keep him for herself but deep down, she knew he wasn't hers. He couldn't ever be hers, at least not in this life.
"No." Her answer was short and quick. Like pulling off a band aid, but by just looking at her, you could tell she didn't mean it. But Sam couldn't see that, he could see the regret in her eyes, he was too blind from the hard "no" that hit him so deep in his heart. He didn't know what to think, but he knew he had to leave.
After throwing everything back on in a messy manner, he left in silence, leaving Yasmine to sit there, naked, alone, and full of regret.
Did she make a mistake? Of course she did, but why would Sam want a relationship, a life. .with the whore?
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dungeonsandeddie · 2 years
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The way I could never compete with fucking Doja Cat
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lillywhitefield · 4 months
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:*New and Improved*:・゚✧*:・゚✧
✧・゚: *✧Lilly Whitefield's Fanfiction Masterlist✧*:・゚✧
Bridgerton
Colin Bridgerton/Penelope Featherington
Doja Cat Modern Songfic Series
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A Poison Tree - Explicit, Regency, Forced Marriage/Proximity, Only One Bed, Rebuilding Relationships, 19/19, 145k words
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imkillerbae · 11 months
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Heya! Thank you for adding some fanfictions to the thread, it's so empty recently.
How about something with Sova? Could be anything of your choice.
Heyooo!!!! THanks for requesting and sorry if this took so long to make.
And you're welcome! I'm glad I could contribute to the simping.
I LOVED writing this and had so many ideas. But I settled for something fluffy ehehe self indulgent stuff. anyway, here's Sova being a simp, cool reader, God mi heart. This is my most favorite one that i've wrote probably. Enjooy!!!
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Say So (Valorant Sova x Fem!Reader)
Summary:
Sova’s artificial eye is acting up, and he needs help with it. Sage knows nothing about biocomponents, and the two young engineers were too experimental, so he approaches Y/N, also someone with artificial parts, for help.
Words: 2k
CW: Slow burn, FLUFF, lots of blushing, Sova the Shy bear, lots of inner monologue from him. just lots of fluffiness.
(Please listen to Avenue Beat's cover of Say So, originally by Doja Cat, while reading this.)
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🎶 Why don’t you say so? 🎶
Sova held this eye pain in for a while now. He didn’t like the idea of anyone tinkering with his artificial eye, but this was getting too painful.
He was reading ‘We’ by Zamyatin when it just busted on him, giving him a small jolt of electricity in the head. He felt that the thing was in some sort of disrepair, but he didn’t like asking for help with something so sensitive. Clearly, he made a mistake. Since this thing is so close to the brain, he might just deal with a lot more than a nonfunctioning eye. He sighs. He should’ve just asked for help.
Another hindrance was who to ask for help.
His choices were Sage, Raze and KJ, or Y/N.
He respected Sage for her skills in the healing arts but he couldn’t expect too much from her when it comes to eyes made of metal and wires. Plus his history with her? A can of worms he’d never want to open again. As for the two—Raze and KJ—he tried asking for their opinions and he was met with crazy ideas for modification and improvements, things he didn’t necessarily need. Plus, he’s not too fond of the idea of them fiddling with his eye for their own scientific curiosity.
That leaves Y/N.
Y/N was the obvious choice. She really was. She was skilled with biocomponents, she was easy to talk to, kind, generous, perfect. But there was a huge problem.
Sova has a crush on her. Was it called a crush? Do crushes even apply at their age? Point was, he liked her. And he was shy about it.
Y/N was an agent in the protocol who was similar to him, in a sense that she also had some robotic parts to her, namely her arm. The robotic components started from her shoulder, all the way to her fingertips. She was skilled with repairs of that nature. Along with Sage, she was also a medic for the team, both human and non-human. She was the obvious choice.
🎶 It’s been a long time since you, fell in love~ You ain’t coming out your shell, you ain’t really been yourself~ 🎶
Sova was just very shy, it was pathetic. Normally, he never really had any problem telling people what he felt. He openly says I love you all for god’s sakes. But whenever he was with her, he can pretend to play it cool but sometimes he’d zone out staring at her or just stutter on his words. His brain would just be filled with her, in scenarios he’d made in his head. Like how he would take care of her, marry her, take her to his Babushka, all that cheesy stuff. He wasn’t like this normally but his heart just beats faster than a machine gun could fire. He blushed at the thought every time he imagined spending the rest of his life with her. It didn’t help that he looked extremely serious whenever he was thinking.
He sighed. He needed to gain some confidence with her if he ever wanted a chance. Or at the very least, get this eye of his in proper order.
Getting to her door was easy peasy. Knocking was another deal. He stood there quietly with his fist raised, ready to knock, but no sound was emitted. Usually he rehearsed what he needed to say beforehand, but it seems like he couldn’t get his head straight this time.
It’s not that complicated to ask for repairs Sasha. Stop hesitating, he scolded himself. You’re not asking her to a date, you’re asking her to fix your eye. Stop overthinking, it’s not going to happen.
As he was about to knock, his thoughts were interrupted by Breach who was on the other side of the door as it opened. “Oh! Sova! Aye, great to see ya! But I gotta bolt! Thanks Y/N for the advice, haha!” He said immediately, waving at Y/N then at a confused Sova, although you would never be able to tell from his face. As he moved past Sova, Breach muttered “g’luck pal”, but neither Y/N or Sova heard it.
Sova stood outside the door, unblinking at Y/N who had her protection glasses on. “Hello,” she greets, gracefully placing the screwdriver on her desk. She smiles gently, her heels tapping lightly on the floor as she walked closer. The entire room was humming with electricity and the steady air from the vents, but he could hear his heartbeat clearly.
🎶 If you want it, scream it, shout it babe~ 🎶
He clears his throat, dusting his shoulders off. “It seems that I would’ve interrupted something had I knocked a little too early,” he starts, looking at the door, and then at her. He looked at her as discreetly as he could. She was in a white coat, casual clothes underneath. She adjusted the coat to her shoulders before speaking. “Not necessarily, Breach and I were just talking about his arms. He thought I’d be the best at tinkering with that.”
Concentrate Sova. Speak. Speak.
“I concur.” He replies, looking around the room, just anywhere other than her. He was sweating under his shirt, thank God he was wearing white. “So, what brings the big Russian teddy bear into my humble cave?” She teases with a laugh, pulling on his sleeve, beckoning him to walk closer to her walk table. She was professional most of the time, which he appreciated greatly, but it seems that she enjoys making him blush.
He blushes at the nickname, but he holds his breath to deafen the beating of his heart. “I-I’d like to ask for help with my eye. I can’t see anything from it right now, and it hurts.” He explains, leaning on her work table. She pauses for a moment, staring at him, then her expression changes to that of annoyance. “It’s not supposed to hurt. Since when has this been going on?”
“More or less a week. I thought of fixing it myself, which was a mistake.” He admits, ashamed, and she sighs. A hand lands on her hips and she leans on one side giving him an unsatisfied look. “Sova you don’t fiddle with your own eye, artificial or not. You know this. And for a week? This could be serious.” Her shoes tap impatiently against the floor.
Sova scratches the back of his head sheepishly then gives a meek smile. “It was foolish of me to think that it would pass. I’m sorry.” And with that, her expression softens to that of concern. She then reaches for latex gloves on the table pulling it over each hand. “Sit on the table so you’re on my eye level. I need to take a look at that before I pull it out of your eye socket.”
He looked at himself from the distant mirror. He was wearing a white shirt that fit snug enough to show his bulky shape, and dark green combat pants with lots of pockets on them. He fixed his blonde hair, combing it back. Y/N was watching as he did this, and she giggles to herself. She didn’t take him for someone who’s very concerned with his appearance.
“Alright big man. Lean in and let’s see what’s happening here,” she advices to him as she placed herself between his legs, holding a small flashlight with one hand. Sova furrows his brows but hesitantly complies. “Closer,” she says sharply, and he could feel her minty breath on his lips right now. He was looking to the side as she spread his eyelid open, his eye shaking.
“Look at me,” she whispers, too focused to care about him turning into a tomato, at the mercy of her hands. He then looks into her eyes, saying nothing but feeling everything in his chest.
When they first met, they easily got along. He was generally supportive of everyone, but he always found himself speaking positively about her more than anyone else. She was a team player like him, making use of his intel to clear areas as he watches her back. She’d saved him in the battlefield countless times, he knows he can depend on her with no fail. And his most favorite thing about her is her kindness and positivity. It was something he and the rest of the team needed.
As he thought about all of these things, Y/N repeated her question. He didn’t hear it the second time. “Huh?” He asked again, and Y/N’s eyebrows furrow, chuckling. “I asked if it hurt when I touch this,” she pressed on the side of his sclera, and he finally winces. “Slightly,” he whispered, looking away again and blinking.
🎶 Boy stop playin’ 🎶
“Why are you acting like you’re shy?” She smiles at him, tilting her head to one side, biting her lip. His breath became shallow as they stared at each other’s eyes, in comfortable silence. It felt like a moment was forever before she cleared her throat. “I’ll take that eye from you now, Sova.” She chuckles again.
Getting the eye off of him was not as painful as he would’ve thought, the numbing cream helped. Apparently static electricity damaged it. It was designed to be impervious to static electricity but alas, accidents happen. The inside of his eye looked fine minus the minor bruising, and she reassured him that seeing his eye like this didn’t bother her at all. “Sova I’ve dug out bullets from your shoulders with my fingers, don’t act like seeing your healed eye is something I’m not used to.”
As she worked, they talked about anything and everything that came to mind. How their day had been going, how was work, how was home. The conversation never seemed to end with the both of them.
“So, here’s what I’m advising. Take these anti-biotics every 6 hours, make sure you’ve eaten before though. I’m out of stock on the eyedrops but I’ll let you know when I have them again. In the meantime, stop touching it and make sure your hands are clean,” she slaps on his hand playfully, and he just huffs, the corner of his lips tugging slightly upward. “Thank you, Y/N. You are… wonderful.” He breathes out the compliment, smiling to himself.
🎶 Why you beatin’ round the bushn’~ 🎶
She returned his smile and crossed her arms. “You always say that. But thanks,” she shrugged, leaning on the wall, standing across him as he remained sitting on the table. He grits his teeth.
“I mean it. You are.”
“Yes. I know you mean it.”
“Y-you’re very wonderful. Kind, and beautiful. You smell great.”
“Uhuh? Thanks… haha.”
God what was this sudden urge to… to speak up? He didn’t know why but he needed to close this distance. It was gnawing at him. He couldn’t let this moment, this chance slip by him. He had to seize it. He internally fought the urge to chicken out and took a deep breath.
🎶 Knowin’ you want all this woman, never knock it till you try~ 🎶
He suddenly stood up and walked towards her, and she jolted upward out of instinct, one hand on her chest. He was a hunter after all, he could be intimidating. But everyone who knew him would say otherwise.
“I was wondering if you’d want to… come with me sometimes. I know a good place for coffee, we could come by after you take inventory of supplies. I think I could be of use in that department.” He asked spontaneously, his mouth stuck in a half smile as he realized what he’d said.
Y/N’s mouth was open, her eyebrow raised in shock. She was fighting the urge to laugh at his proposal. That was sudden, she thought. “W-wait, wait, are you asking me out? For coffee?” She asked, eyebrows furrowed and smile suppressed. He cleared his throat and looked around.
“Yes, I thought it would be a great idea to repay you for all of the help you’ve given me, digging out bullets from my flesh and all.” And with that, her room was filed with laughter, her laughter, a sound he’d come to love. “Yes, of course, I’ll take that offer. And maybe you’d like to show me some of the photographs you’ve taken of Russia? I���d love to see them.” She giggled, holding on his arm and squeezing gently.
His eyes widened. He was elated that she said yes that he almost didn’t hear her request. “When we both have free time, I’d like to take you there myself. My babushka makes great pastries.” He chuckles, his cheeks dusted with pink. Her hand trailed upwards from his elbow to his shoulder, then it settles on his cheek. Caressing it slightly, she then pinches it between her fingers, tugging. He winces.
“Let’s do the coffee thing first. Then we’ll talk about the second date.” She rolls her eyes teasingly. God he was on cloud 9 right now. He was confident that she’d say yes, but he was overthinking things. He should’ve just done this way earlier. “I’ve been meaning to ask you out for a long time now…” he admits, scratching his cheek with his finger. She then chuckles back.
“I’d let you had I known it. Why don’t you say so?”
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horsewithaface · 7 months
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Tag Game :0
Got tagged by the wonderful @nihilizzzm 🥰🫶✨
Favourite Colour: Plum purple is like my everything rn but also any shade of green-blue
Last Movie: Sharpe’s Eagles heheheh totally not bingeing all the Sharpe movies because I have a newfound obsession with Sean Bean
Last Song: Wet Vagina by Doja Cat holy fuck the new album is SO GOOD
Currently Watching: Sharpe movie series and Lost
Other stuff I’ve watched this year: lol I don’t really remember other than Young Royals, Hannibal (for the like 4th time), Sherlock (also for the like 4th time), LOTR trilogy, The Hobbit trilogy, Bates Motel, uhhhh I know I’m forgetting so much but yuh
Shows I dropped this year: Ok this isn’t because I didn’t like the shows but purely because I tried to start watching them when I was super bored but also couldn’t focus on ANYTHING. Peaky Blinders, 1899, Sandman and Wednesday. Btw all these shows I started in the span of a day so like idk if it really counts lmao
Currently Reading: The Lord of the Rings and also an obscene amount of fanfiction. : )
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Hehe this was super fun🥰✨
No pressure tags: @fizzyxcustard @bookworm-with-coffee @thewitchkingiscool-ace @kylobith @ihobbit @goblincoreinfp @ourlonelymountain and anyone else who wants to join in :P
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infernalodie · 2 years
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Hooking up with Amala after her concerts cuz she can't get enough of her bodyguard's dick
𝐎𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐰 || 𝐃𝐨𝐣𝐚 𝐂𝐚𝐭
"𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰 𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘸𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩"
Inspo: Justin Park - On The Low
Pairing: Doja Cat (Amala) x Black!Male!reader
Summary: You were her addiction and she wasn’t planning on letting you go.
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Warnings: Just pure smut
Words 777
DNI IF YOU'RE YOUNGER THAN 18!
There was always one thing Amala was sure of when it came to what she would be doing after her shows. It would come in a tall, muscular, charming black man that protected her with his life. You.
The relationship you two had was a rather complicated one. You were her bodyguard, a man paid to protect her from overjoyed fans and other individuals that may threaten her life. But behind the scenes, behind closed doors, you were hers and she was yours. The line of professionalism grew blurrier and blurrier each time you two were alone together. But every time you were inside of her, Amala forgot about how wrong this could be.
She was addicted, truthfully. She couldn’t get enough of your taste, the feeling of you inside of her, your harsh words that only seemed to turn her on more than she thought possible. Everything about you, inside and out, was what she craved each day. On stage, always wondering if you were watching the way her body moved. Hoping that it would be enough to get you excited for after when you would escort her back to her green room.
“Y/n - please!” Her throat was sore from cries, the screams of pleasure as pounded into her. Her nails scraped across your chocolate skin, creating red streaks that blossomed from the aggravated skin. But all it did was spur you on.
Amala lifted her head off the armrest of the couch, watching your large cock delve deep into her core with ease. Each pound sounded with a clap of skin smacking together. She was lost, forgotten all about what happens outside that door. Only finding these moments with you to be all she needed.
You were all that she needed.
One particular thrust had Amala’s head falling back against the leather armrest. A moan slipped past her lips with your own guttural moan coming out as well. “F-Fuck!” She whined, nails digging deep into your shoulder.
Your hand wrapped around her throat, causing her to gasp as she met your dark gaze. “Watch that tongue, sweetheart.”
There was no verbal response given besides the cry that fell from her mouth. Feeling your hips seem to slam harder and faster against her. Your cock filled her up and touched every spot that had her trembling.
Your other hand went down to her clit where you began to rub frantic circles against the aching bundle of nerves. Sending her body into a frenzy as her back arched off the couch. A choked moan slipped from her lips as her hands pressed to your chest, hoping that she could push you off and give her a chance to breathe.
But you only laughed in amusement, rubbing harder against her clit and increasing your pace. “We ain’t stopping until I know I can walk out of here knowing you won’t be begging for more, Amala,” you breathed. “You wanted this after all.”
Tears brimmed in the woman’s eyes that rolled back, moans tumbling shamelessly out of her mouth. She was sure that everyone backstage could hear you two, but she didn’t care. Not when your cock fucked her so good and your calloused fingers felt perfect against her clit. Nothing mattered besides this.
And that bliss was coming to a head as Amala felt her stomach twist. A euphoric feeling began to grow as she moaned, body shaking as you hushed her softly. “C’mon, baby. Cum for me.”
Like the snap of your fingers, the woman choked on a moan as her walls clamped around you. Body shuddering with a moan slipping past her lips. Her nails had surely broken skin, but you were finishing as well. A groan was heard beneath the cry belonging to Amala as your hips stuttered, sending shockwaves through Amala’s body as she whined.
By the time the both of you were done, you two were panting. Drunken smiles on your lips as you carefully pulled out of the woman. Rubbing small circles on her hips when she cried out. Either of need or sensitivity; both possibly the answer.
You slumped back on the couch, running a hand over your forehead that was covered in sweat. “You know, I am really starting to think- Oh, fuck!”
Amala’s lips were wrapped around the head of your cock. Tongue swirling around the red tip as your eyes were screwed shut. “Jesus, Amala,” you groaned. “Are you ever satisfied?”
The woman let you go with a pop as she slowly stroked your cock. Grinning as she shook her head. “One more time, babe.”
She was addicted and she wasn’t ever planning on letting you go.
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yanderememes · 2 years
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Imagine how frustrated the boys would be with a darling who thirsts over a fictional character. Bonus points if the character is similar to the yandere, but whereas darling loves him they hate the real deal lmao. They’re always interacting with media featuring the character (watching the series/playing the video game, etc) while their yandere is in the back silently begging for a crumb of their attention. That is, until they get annoyed and drag darling away ofc.
The yanderes are jealous of the body pillow darling cuddles cutely while sleeping? Wait until they discover the multitude of AO3 tabs filled with the most toe curling, sheet gripping, unholy fanfiction of that character on darling’s phone. Kinky, deplorable things they’ve DREAMED about doing to darling, only to find out they’ve been fantasizing about those exact things, but with another man instead? Doesn’t matter if he’s fictional THEY WOULD RAISE HELL.
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These are some of the characters I think darling would simp for in comparison to their Yandere.
Dio - Albert Wesker from Resident Evil. (Them both being blonde, having superhuman abilities, and a massive God complex. Plus I simp for Wesker myself so 🤭)
Kars - Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 (Not only do they both have luscious hair, they are also genetically superior beings and philosophers)
Kira - The True Culprit from Persona 4. (The True Culprit’s identity is a massive Persona 4 spoiler, and while their and Kira’s MO for killing doesn’t exactly match up, the sheer similarity between P4 and JJBA Part 4, them both having a ragtag group of teens chasing a serial killer and taking place in a small town, made me choose them)
Unfortunately I couldn’t think of anyone for Doppio, Diavolo, or Pucci 😭. Also just now realizing all my picks are from video games lol oops.
🎵I got a man, but I want you I got a man, but I want you And it's just nerves, it's just dick Makin' me think 'bout someone new🎵
This just reminds me of my new song addiction, "you right" by Doja Cat!
Maybe the villains try cosplaying as the characters so that darling will notice them? And if darling likes it then the villains may suggest some... roleplay??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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moonstruckme · 4 months
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Ooh since you wanted to talk!
Can i ask you some random stuff??
who is that in your pfp? I never can figure it out :(
Where did your user moonstruckme come from?
Favorite marauder?
Least fav marauder? (Other than peter, although i love him tbh, he had his reasons (However wrong)😀)
Fav character from any fandom other than marauders?
Any fanartist recs? Or do you want any recs?
Fav ship? (Any fandom?)
How long have you been writing for?
Do you have any series and/or story ideas for the near future other than requests?
Name your top five music artists?
Ofc you don't have to answer these (all or any) but i just wanna get to know you :]
Haha ofc!
It's renee rapp! My bio is some lyrics from her song "tummy hurts"
I've been obsessed with the word "moonstruck" for years (I keep a list of words I really like and that one is a long-time favorite) and that was my original idea but it was taken, so I just tacked on the "me" because I'm the one who's moonstruck haha :)
impossible question!! i could never!!!! sirius
also very very impossible question !! truly i love them all, i'm getting a bit stressed about choosing like they (fictional though they may be) will hold it against me forever. I'm gonna go with also sirius, because he's my bbg but also i feel like we'd get along the least irl
i'm rewatching stranger things atm so that's the first to come to mind, i think my favs are max, dustin, steve (ofc), robin, and nancy ! i feel like lucas could be a fav too but i'd love for him to get more time in the spotlight so we could get to know him even better
i really enjoy likeafuneral and industrations, but honestly my fanart is mostly limited to what comes across my pinterest so I'm definitely open to recs!!
my og percabeth will always have my heart <3
i've been writing original fiction since i was about 11 but fanfiction just since august :)
tonsssss at all times lol but i have no idea how many will actually turn into something. lately i've been messing with the idea of a fic loosely inspired by 10 things i hate about you with eddie or sirius and also imagining some silly dialogue between poly!marauders and a southern(us)!reader
According to apple music my top 5 last year were hozier, lana del ray, lizzy mcalpine, sza, and doja cat, but I have no clue how noah kahan didn't end up in there haha I listen to him incessantly
You're so sweet, thank you! This was fun :)
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thesakuragarnet · 4 months
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PHOENIX AU: Fun Facts
hey y’all, sorry for being MIA. I got sick when I went on vacation but I’m home now! No idea how frequently I will be posting but I will be spending the next several months forcing myself to write so yeehaw. Anyway here’s some PHOENIX fun facts about some characters from my fanfiction lifeblood (PHOENIX: A Pro Hero Toya Todoroki AU) that I posted on my Instagram @the_sakura_garnet a while back
(includes some references to BNHA OC's that I have that are in PHOENIX and it's prequel)
MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY
PHOENIX AU Toya Todoroki Fun Facts
Miyuki Sero made a bet with him during their second year involving Everclear, and it's the closest Toya's ever come to getting alcohol poisoning. Miss Kaminari forced him to clean the common room for two months as punishment
He can do the entire Ludacris rap in "Baby" by Justin Bieber
Has only cried a handful of times because of movies. Most of those times have been movies he's watched with his sister. But he'll never admit it
He and Natsuo crashed a sled into their father's car one winter, and proceeded to blame five year old Shoto for it...who was inside...with Enji...the entire time.
He has keyed the cars of all his sister's exes
PHOENIX AU Keigo Takami Fun Facts
Has sponsors from literally every place that sells chicken, but KFC is his place of choice
For one of their first dates, Keigo forced Toya to come along on a search for the "perfect chicken tender" where they ordered from every place and they ranked all of them. Led to a lot of arguments that left both of them crying from laughing so hard about how passionate the other was about their opinion
He owns several matching/complementing outfits with Rumi from their shopping spree days at the academy, and some of them are dresses
If he has the AUX there will be Broadway tunes, Harry Styles, Taylor Swift, or classic rock ONLY. With minimal exceptions
He's always playing "I Wanna Party" from Rio unironically when he's getting ready in the morning and has developed a whole song and dance routine to it. occasionally, Toya will do the second verse if he's awake and Rue will do the female vocals. There have been several early dance parties at the PHOENIX Agency, and it's a pain for collaborating heroes when they have to travel team-up for missions
PHOENIX AU Rumi Usagiyama Fun Facts
She's a black belt in taekwondo, judo, Krav Maga, and generally kicking ass (BONUS: She has a trophy that says "best at kicking ass" that Toya had made for her as a birthday gift)
She feels guilty for being cold and mean to Toya for so long before they became friends, but she doesn't know how to approach him about it (even though he's left that all behind and doesn't hold it against her)
Her favorite workout playlist artists are Nicki Minaj, Doja Cat, and Megan Thee Stallion
Midnight helped her come to terms with her sexuality with her confidence and unapologetic expression
She's double-jointed, has never taken a steroid (contrary to popular belief in the tabloids), and prides herself on being healthy
PHOENIX AU Ryuko Tatsuma Fun Facts
Her mother used to make her do beauty pageants/contests, and she would win flawlessly every time
She was born into a very wealthy family, but ironically didn't let her riches go to her head until reaching fame
During school, she occasionally ate edibles to calm her nerves as she would obsess over her grades, which is why her parties always had them
She constantly showers Rumi with extravagant gifts, but Rumi considers Ryuko the greatest gift of all
(Not so fun fact and SPOILER) she left Rumi for Uwabami when she dumped her in Chapter 40
PHOENIX AU Shinji Nishiya Fun facts
During their entire first year, Shinji was absolutely terrified of Toya because of their Quirk incompatibility (fire and wood don't mix)
He secretly had a slight crush on Rumi for a couple years, which is another reason why Yu never liked Rumi
He and Amari used to make conspiracy boards in the common room whenever they got high
He has acted as a getaway driver for a number of Toya's antics (he's the only person that doesn't make Toya carsick when he drives)
He scored the highest in Hero/Civilian/Villain Psychology during their Second and Third Years
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nikolaiar · 2 years
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I’m just put my Homestuck headcanon a cause I can fuck you:
John:
Okay so he so would’ve watched buzzfeed unsolved y’all do know that right?
He used to watch those “top 5 cryptid” videos when he was a kid and gave himself nightmares
He’s jewish
He wears only those really uncomfortable looking sweaters cause his dad says they make him look handsome
He was bullied so bad
When he gets older he smokes so much godbless
He has those glow in the dark stars on his ceiling and has a UFO nightlight
He has a slight 1950’s accent cause of his dad (you know what I mean)
Rose:
She watched Twilight. That’s basically fact.
She had a huge thing for Wednesday Adams and wanted to be her so bad, she got mad at Mom for liking pink and stuffed animals cause she wanted her to act like Morticia
She was in a gifted child program
She would’ve listened to Lady Gaga and lost her mind
She knits sweaters for John
She always packs a pillow for when Jade passes out
She has albinism and is arab. She’s also black and Hispanic but she doesn’t really relate heavily to it.
She’s no sabo and Dave makes fun of her for it
Dave:
He used to watch Teenage Mutant ninja turtles all the time as a kid
He grew up around a lot of Hispanic/Latino kids so he was really in touch with his Hispanic side
He talks so fucking fast you can barley understand him, and it’s even worse in Spanish
He was homeschooled until middle school (horrible decision)
He would always sticks up for other people at his school that were getting made fun of cause they reminded him of John (plus he was kinda bullied for having albinism but he’ll never admit it)
Bro would only talk to him in Spanish and couldn’t read English so Dave was a translator really young, hence why he knows so many big words and all that
He has ADHD so bad
He makes fun of Dirk for being allergic to avacados
Jade:
She always has an extra pair of glasses cause she breaks them so much
She draws furry art and is surprisingly good at it
She used to read yaoi when she was younger and when Dave came out she asked if he was a Uke or Seme
She frequently asks Rose to write her ABO centric fanfiction
She’s Polynesian and Brazilian and she’s really in touch with it
She is a polygot like her g-pa
She patches her clothes up all the time because she has so many holes in them from miscellaneous activities
Her and Dave played all the Sonic games and discuss shipping dynamics
Jane:
She stans John Constantine
She makes all her friends play Clue with her and do escape rooms
She gets Jake to sample her new recipes because he has a sweet tooth
Jane and Dirk do TV show analysis’s on everything they watch they can’t help it it’s just fun
She got them into pretty little liars and Glee
She listens to musicals so hard shut up
She’s black and Korean y’all know that right?
Roxy:
She loves Zatanna and cosplays her all the time, she tries to get Jane to join her as Constantine
She watched supernatural and lost her mind when diestiel was canon
She has those cat ear gamer headphones and streams constantly
She has albinism
She is Mexican and can’t understand Dave’s Spanish cause it’s so fast godbless
She would listen to Doja Cat
She always has her LED lights on and set to pink
She had a huge Harry Potter phase, Jake had all the movies so they’d all watch it while Jane and Dirk would say how it differs from the books
She can’t keep a plant alive to save her life
Jake:
He’s a polygot, dude knows like 80 languages
He knows how to play bass but is shy about it because Jade is better
He has an Australian accent and no one knows where it came from
He does Muay Thai and is actually pretty accomplished, he is teaching Dirk
Dirk beats his ass frequently in boxing and he gets angry about it
He sleeps naked and everyone finds this out the hard way
Dude has so much body hair good lord
He understands Dave when he speaks Spanish and by proxy Dirk
He cosplays with Dirk and Roxy
He has so many plants cause they remind him of his grandma but he forgets to water them frequently
He loves Janes pumpkin pie so much
Dirk:
He is Columbian and is the only one other than Jake to understand Dave’s Spanish
When Dave first met Dirk and he understood him he high key wanted to cry
Dirk is obsessed with Batman so bad and got all of his friends into DC comics
He makes Jake cosplay nightwing for “obvious” reasons
He and Jane have frequent gossip sessions over tea and baked goods
He has every My little pony figure you can think of
He gets really clingy in his sleep
When he first slept with Jake he held into him like a koala and wouldn’t let go until Jake woke him up
He gets his ass handed to him when he practices Muay Thai with Jake, but gets payback with boxing
Him and Roxy frequently troll on toontown and used to scam in animal jam
He watched American psycho and had a phase that he still gets bullied for by his friends
He waxes EVERYWHERE except his armpits and legs
He listens to Marina and the diamonds
He had a hardcore scenephase that he still isn’t completely out of
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