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ageless-soul-au · 1 year
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A pirate captain and her first mate boyfriend #1 hype guy
Wind (he/him) and Tetra (she/he) belong to ASAU!! Pls don't tag any other AUs!
Bonus little Wind Waker doodle!! Stinky little sunburnt boy
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jrueships · 2 years
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omg my ask didn't go through....homophobic. ja morant visits pj tucker at his guest house for reasons
WHERE /WHAT GAVE YOU ALL THIS GIANT PJ SERVES P*SSY IDEA AND HOW COME I NEVER GOT TO SEE IT????? LIKE DID I JUST SKIP THE MANGA ARC OF PJ POPPING HIS P*SSY???? I MEAN I SUPPORT IT OF COURSE BUT IT'S JUST SO ??? WILD??? RANDOM? YOU KNOW?? LIKE??? he's not tumblrs typical TWINK which i LOVE but like... what started the GROUNDWORK here?? HIS BABYGIRLFICATION? WHAT SET IT INTO MOTION!!! I JUST WANT TO KNOW!!!!! this ja pj big brain bonanza???? HOW ??? WHY???? I LIKE IT. I WANT IT. IT'S DEFINITELY SAUCY. BUT LIKE. WHAT INCIDENT INSPIRED THIS???
#just pure h*rny thought?????#i can respect the grind 😎#i think ja actually has like two bisexual rumors going around in like real outside tumblr terrarium life#he simply cannot help but be attracted to sopping wet garbagemen serving swamps#hes just like shrek fr#ja does seem like the guy who prefers going to peoples houses for c*nt rather being served some at his own abode#so he doesnt have to clean lazy bum#and pj doesnt wanna end up serving his fine girlbussy cuisine in a dirty atmosphere#hes not a 2 star s*x worker now!! he has the FUZZY PINK camb*y setup and DAILY donors!!!#he likes setting his own scented candles with pretty colors and nice lighting and laying down on his own pillow!#on his own silk sheeted bed!#possible waterbed for smoother s*x?#who knows!#i like this pairing tho!! verrry inch resting#theyre definitely just like a 'for benefits' pairing tho... maaaybe they can become more if u Want them to 🤔#but even for benefits they have an opposite style yet click anyways ! i enjoy it!!#pj who treats himself and ja who treats others!!#ja being pjs sugar d*ddy whos younger however lmao??#theyre both ok with it being benefits because pj would thr*w up having to spend 2 seconds in the actual wild with ja#ja probably doesnt wash his hands but turns the water on anyways to make it seem like he does#and ja hates having to spend actual emotive care for another person besides himself#it's ok when theyre both happy abd laughing at something but when pj needs actual emotional help hes checked out of it#king of doing nothing when he needs to be doing something and doing something when he needs to be doing nothing#THIS WAS SO INTERESTING I NEVER EXPECTED THIS??#i was expectin like 'demar eats out...........'#this was a flip! thanks for askin!!#ted asks#ted sus#ja#cant believe h*mophobia tried hiding this from me wtf
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yukisdomain · 3 months
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People need to learn how to differentiate between a good character and, well, whatever the hell feels convenient for them at the time (character that is a good person, hot etc).
Yuuta Okkotsu is not a good character. When I said how I wanted him to lose someone asked what he's done to me and some other people to wish that. And the answer is nothing, that is the problem.
A character that just gets a random power up/learns about their powers and then proceeds to use them without any training, the only development they have is from awkward and confused to "badass" in span of like 3 seconds because they are angry, and then the only times they appear afterwards is to do a quick job because someone else can't, is not a well rounded and good character. So yes, Yuuta losing would actually force his character to develop in some way if he were to stay alive and have some progress in the story while his personality would gain some more substance.
Also, a good character doesn't mean a character that you like. Mahito was an excellent character. Did i like him? No. But he felt real, pushed the plot onwards and gave meaning to every scene he was in. That's why that part of the story felt so satisfying inspite of negative emotions I felt towards him from time to time.
And you know who else is a good character? Yuuji Itadori.
Not only does he have a character development unlike Yuuta, it seems to me he's already gone through one and is going through another one during the current events in the manga.
His first character development was actually a negative one. And yes, negative development is still a development.
He went from: someone/random kid sentenced to an execution > no one/cog > only one (who unsettles Sukuna and, possibly, who can kill him).
Whether you want to see it as one long development or two separate ones is up to you, but Yuuji is constantly growing. Growth doesn't only refer to that of a physical kind, but mental and emotional growth too.
But if you want to speak physical growth, okay. I'm too lazy to calculate exactly how long it has passed, but it couldn't be more than 4 (maaaybe 5) months since he learned about the world of jujutsu sorcerers and curses. Less than half a year. And yet:
-He's on a level of a grade one sorcerer. Do I need to remind you that the 2nd year students, emphasis on 2nd, meaning they had at least 1 whole year to train, aren't on his level (except Maki and Yuuta).
- He's learned reverse curse technique in a month. Geto, a fucking special grade, didn't know how to do it. And he had more time to practice too.
- took on four special grades (Hanami, Mahito, Eso, Kechizu); no he wasn't alone, but students have been killed by less
- speaking of his battle with Hanami, he learned how to do a black flash during it and seems to have some level of command over it, inspite of black flash being known as a spur of the moment thing. Were Todo willing to show him how to do a simple domain, he would have probably learned that too
I need to add this as well:
- Went through severe trauma, lost people, killed people when Sukuna took control over his nody, and still hasn't given up
- Oh, also has experienced being killed (detention centre anybody?); somehow that always flies over people's heads
Conclusion:
Yuuji is one of the best protagonists I've read about. GIVE 👏 HIM 👏 THE👏 RESPECT👏 HE👏 DESERVES
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multifandomfanfic · 1 year
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neymar insta au ???? maaaybe ex bf ney still obsessed
A/N: i love u for this anon. I'm sorry but i kind of turned the reader into a tennis fan, so i hope you don't mind! i also did not know where to end this one lol.
Neymar Jr. x reader
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yourusername: 'mom, i am a rich man.'
caradelevingne: a serve
simoneashley: honestly i'm sorry i told you not to wear those gloves yourusername: 😘
fanaccoun1: Y/N's really showing Neymar what he's missing.
yourusername: i don't know what you could possibly mean fanaccount1: AJKSHS QUEEN
fanaccount2: not y/n posting this the day after brazil got disqualified 😭
user812: she's entering her revenge era and i am HERE for it
fanaccount3: 😍😍😍
user240: i just know neymar is regretting every decision he's ever made rn
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fifagossip: It's been 112 days since Neymar Jr. and y/n y/l/n broke up, yet some of our sources have spotted the football player still wearing jewelry she gave him. Does this mean something? Is the star forward missing the one goal he just couldn't score? Link to the article in bio.
fanaccount4: neymar 😭😭 it's over man
user774: You have to stay hopeful! fanaccount4: once y/n does something suspicious i'll be hopeful. rn it seems like neymar can't get over her. user824: neymar can have any girl in the world--he isn't stuck on her fanaccount4: excuse me?? i'm sorry but have you ever seen y/n y/ln?? any of us would be stuck on her
user619: He probably likes the necklace. So what.
fanaccount5: so what? if you went through as publicized of a breakup as they just did, i would think you wouldn't wear that necklace unless you want people to think you're obsessed
fanaccount6: @yourusername??????????
user005: we need your thoughts queen 🙏
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yourusername: bonjour monaco 👋 (ft. my friends who aren't staying for the masters)
tagged: zendaya and tchalamet
sydney_sweeney: it's not our fault you like the most boring sport on earth
yourusername: rude sydney_sweeney: it's the truth
taylor_fritz: Glad to have another fan there!
yourusername: 💕 i'm counting on a win fanaccount7: 👀
user504: love how y/n isn't commenting at all on the neymar thing
fanaccount8: It's probably better to ignore it tbh 😆
user929: Neymar????
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yourusername: last week's trip to monte carlo marked the start of a new chapter in my life. i am excited for the journey ahead and to share it with all of you. until next time.
charles_leclerc: so excited for you y/n!
yourusername: thank you! charles_leclerc: of course
nicolaannepeltzbeckham: see you soon ♥
yourusername: ♥♥♥
fanaccount9: y/n really said ight im gonna head out after neymar came to monte carlo
user528: If your ex-boyfriend was still obsessed with you, wouldn't you do the same?
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woooyeahbaby · 4 months
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Who Says ‘I Love You’ First - AOT drabbles
warnings: probably ooc eren because i imagine him kinda differently from canon 😭 sorry, that’s really it, just fluff? maaaybe ooc jean. gender neutral reader i think? lmk if i said something that wasn’t gn, i’ll fix it asap
characters: eren, jean, armin, levi
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Eren
you. i mean, we all saw how he never confessed to mikasa, right? sorry, but you’re not special.
of course, he wants you to know he loves you, so he’ll show actions of love, but never outright says he loves you. he has it planned out, down to the exact wording, he has it memorized, even. however, he can never spit it out. so you have to take the reigns.
at the point you confess, you’ve realized he won’t be saying it any time soon. it’s been a year of you two being together, so it’s pretty obvious.
you’ll be perhaps on a walk with him, not necessarily a destination. you could even be on a boring patrol. it’s quiet, trees blowing in the wind, and the soft chirps of birds. you look at eren, and him feeling your eyes on him, looks back. you feel confident enough.
“i love you, eren.” you give a soft smile, trying to hide how nervous you felt about saying that. you start to overthink slightly, wondering if he never said it simply because he really just didn’t feel like that.
“i..” eren’s eyes are wide with shock, but he doesn’t look offended, no. his cheeks are slightly red, a smile forms on his lips, and his body visibly tenses. “i.. love you too.”
it seemed like it was difficult for him to say that, but other than returning to overthinking it, you realized he was definitely just scared. you smile back at him, then reach for his hand. he grabs yours, squeezing a little tighter than usual. it was only because he was giddy and trying not to show it.
Jean
he does! only because he says it quite early. only about two months into dating. it doesn’t really bother you how early it was, since he made it very obvious he wasn’t lying or anything. he’s always very caring and gentle with you, such a softie when it comes to you.
it wasn’t just words that showed you he loves you, he’d always pamper you the best he could. he’d share his food with you, no matter how hungry. he’d wipe blood from your face with his thumb. plenty of acts and gestures to show his love before he announced it.
let’s set this.. beginning of season three. in the cabin and cleaning up together, perhaps helping him wash dishes. jean sees you working hard, and his heart throbs. he loves seeing you focused.
“hey,” he says to catch your attention. “i love you.” he sounds slightly nervous, his voice cracking ever so slightly. of course he made eye contact with you to deepen the feeling.
“i love you too, jean. where’d that come from?” you laugh softly, feeling your face heat up as you continue to wash dishes.
“i just felt like telling you. felt like a good time.” he smirks as he grabs a cloth to dry a plate you’ve set down.
Armin
surprisingly, he does. but it was an accident. let’s say five months into dating, at the cabin in season three.
armin had been having a hard time recently, poor guy was so stressed and anxious with absolutely everything. so one day, while he’s cleaning up for captain levi in the cabin, you approach him with something behind your back.
he sets his broom aside, raising an eyebrow as he sees your hands behind your back.
“y/n? what do you have?” armin asks curiously, a small yet playful smile on his face.
“just a gift.” you smile back as you suddenly show him what the gift was; a book about everything beyond the walls.
his eyes absolutely light up and his smile grows ten times bigger. he grabs the book from your hands excitedly, then wraps his arms around you.
“oh, y/n! i love you! where did you get this?!” armin nearly shouts, his voice cracking all over the place. he doesn’t even realize what he said until a few seconds later.
“o-oh, i um.. sorry…” his eyes are wide as he backs from the hug, his face red.
“it’s okay, armin. i love you too.” you laugh softly. “i just happened to find it.”
you decide not to dwell on it, seeing how embarrassed he got. you found it adorable.
Levi
you do. he’s far too shy to tell you, but you still have all of his heart. six months into dating. you’re enjoying a cup of tea, alone with him.
you’re holding a conversation with him, something many of the scouts find difficult. but, seeing as you’re literally dating him, you find it easy. especially when he’s content with his tea. even if the conversation was dull and simple, you both felt love in each other’s gazes.
it was like he was staring at an angel when he looked at you, you could see in his eyes and expression that the only thing he cared about in the moment was you. part of you wondered why he never voiced it, though. so.. why shouldn’t you? maybe that’ll get it out of him.
“i love you, levi.” you say once the previous conversation ends, and he seems slightly taken aback. his jaw drops slightly, and you hear a soft gasp.
once he catches his physical reaction, he clears his throat. “ahem, sorry. that um.. caught me off guard. i love you too, y/n. very much.” he returns to his loving expression instead of his shocked one as he speaks.
“it’s alright, it was out of nowhere. i only expected you to be surprised.” you smile, reaching across the table to hold his hand.
levi takes your hand, soothingly rubbing his thumb across the back of it just how he knows you like it. “it was sweet, nonetheless.”
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cyanoticfireflies · 24 days
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Hazbin Group Chat Fic, pt 2
(Part 1)
PurpleFemale: All right, which one of you hos put a carafe of blood in the communal refrigerator?
SeXXXySpider: Objection!  I’m the only certified ho here and it wasn’t me
Alastor: Ah, guilty as charged, I’m afraid.
WhiskeyWhiskers: Why the fuck would you even…
WhiskeyWhiskers: Nope.  Nope, I’m good.
SssirP: Why would you put blood in the refrigerator?
SeXXXySpider: Christ, Pentious, read a room….
Alastor: To keep it from spoiling, of course
CharChar: Alastor, listen.  We are a ~totally accepting~ group of people who are okay with each others… quirks.
Alastor: Why thank you.
CharChar: But maaaybe please don’t leave blood in the refrigerator like it’s a carton of milk?
Alastor: Perhaps I’m misunderstanding your logic, dear girl.  Why is it okay to store the mammary extractions of a cow in the refrigerator but not the vascular extractions of a deer?
PurpleFemale: Oh thank god.
SeXXXySpider: Okay, I’m not the only one who immediately assumed it was the blood of a sinner, right?
NaNaNaNiff: Not this time at least!!!
SeXXXySpider: (ㆆ _ ㆆ)
SssirP: But… we keep food in there.
WhiskeyWhiskers: Apparently so does Alastor.
PurpleFemale: Gross.
Alastor: I must say, I’m feeling very singled out right now.
CharChar: Oh, no, Alastor, nothing like that!  We’re just all still adjusting to the little quirks from living together.  Right, everyone?
Alastor: Yet here I am, being publicly judged for what I choose to put in my mouth and yet no one says a thing to the effeminate spider.
SeXXXySpider: *WHEEZE*
PurpleFemale: Kill me.  Please.
WhiskeyWhiskers: I hate every single one of you.
Alastor: Really, half of the freezer is taken up by the boxes of popsicles he keeps in there.
PurpleFemale: …
WhiskeyWhiskers: …
SeXXXySpider: …
SssirP: Alastor does have a point, actually.  We’re supposed to share the space, but Angel Dust takes up more than his fair share.
PurpleFemale: I’m simultaneously so relieved and so disappointed.
SeXXXySpider: I was actually going to be really proud of the radio freak
SeXXXySpider: And was then going to go bleach my brain
WhiskeyWhiskers: Alastor, do you even hear yourself when you say things
Alastor: Sorry?
CharChar: Um, I think everyone else might have drawn their own conclusions about what you were making an allusion to….
NaNaNaNiff: They definitely thought you meant dicks!
Alastor: I did not.
PurpleFemale: Well we know that NOW
CharChar: Actually, that gives me an idea for a get-to-know-everyone exercise!
WhiskeyWhiskers: Of course it does.
CharChar: Everyone should tell the group what their absolute favorite food is!
CharChar: I really like apples.  I know it’s cliché with my dad and all, but I remember being really little and him conjuring up some for me to snack on and they were always so good!
PurpleFemale: That’s actually really wholesome, babe.
Purple Female: I guess chicharron for me.  But, like.  Good chicharron.  If it’s shitty, then it’s worse than no chicharron.
SeXXXySpider: Lasagna ((っっ˘ڡ˘ςς)
SeXXXySpider: But if you get the sauce from a jar, you deserve to be shot
PurpleFemale: Wow, Angel.  You actually… participated.  And answered.  And the answer wasn’t a sex joke.
SeXXXySpider: Hey, I’m happy to talk about sucking the cream right out of a long thick cannoli if you want me to
PurpleFemale: And there it went.
WhiskeyWhiskers: You should know by now not to tempt fate
PurpleFemale: Yeah….
SssirP: I actually quite like a good chamomile tea and biscuits, myself.
NaNaNaNiff: Hehehe, you don’t like scrambled eggies?
SssirP: … I do like them hardboiled on occasion
SeXXXySpider: Damn, hardcore, my guy
SeXXXySpider: I guess there really is a kink for anything in Hell
SssirP: I didn’t mean my Egg Boiz!
SssirP: I would never!
CharChar: How about you, Niffty?
NaNaNaNiff: I like chocolate!
PurpleFemale: That was a surprisingly normal answer.
NaNaNaNiff: Chocolate covered ants, chocolate covered crickets, chocolate covered silkworms
NaNaNaNiff: Chomp chomp!
WhiskeyWhiskers: Again, Vaggie, tempting fate…
SeXXXySpider: I’ve never regretted less not having a gag reflex
CharChar: That’s… that’s all right!  Some people do eat, um… chocolate covered bugs.  Everyone has their own tastes!
CharChar: Husk!  What about you?
WhiskeyWhiskers: Macallan
CharChar: What’s that?
PurpleFemale: Husk.  No.
WhiskeyWhiskers: Glenfiddich
PurpleFemale: No, Husk
WhiskeyWhiskers: Balvenie
SeXXXySpider: Daaaaamn, daddy only drinks the top shelf shit
WhiskeyWhiskers: Call me that again and see what happens
SeXXXySpider: Don’t flirt with me in public, baby
PurpleFemale: Brands of whiskey can’t be your favorite foods, Husk
WhiskeyWhiskers: No one else was told their answers were wrong
CharChar: I mean, no, but everyone else’s answers were technically food, sooooooo
WhiskeyWhiskers: All right, fair enough, I guess.
WhiskeyWhiskers: I mean, shitty bar food?
WhiskeyWhiskers: I don’t know.  It’s just kind of nostalgic?
CharChar: Really?
WhiskeyWhiskers: I think my first vegetable was celery from a bloody mary.
SssirP: Aww.  That’s kind of sad.
SeXXXySpider: Newsflash, P – if we weren’t all walkin’ tragedies we wouldn’t be here
CharChar: Alastor, I guess you like venison?
Alastor: Indeed, my dear!  ThE RaReR ThE BeTtEr
SeXXXySpider: Hey, Niff.  Can I be your best friend if I bring you, oh, say, a 10-foot or so chocolate covered moth?
PurpleFemale: Please don’t make that sexy.
WhiskeyWhiskers: What did you say earlier about bleaching your brain?
SeXXXySpider: No, but seriously.  Chomp chomp, sister, just like you said!  No sexy.  Just crunchy.
NaNaNaNiff: Ehehehehe, that’s a LOT of bug!
SeXXXySpider: I’ll see what I can do, toots
WhiskeyWhiskers: If we’re actually killing Valentino, I want in
CharChar: … I mean… me… too?
SeXXXySpider: ╰། ╰། ◉ ◯ ◉ །╯།╯
PurpleFemale: Whoa.  Really, babe?
SssirP: Goodness! 
Alastor: That doesn’t sound like you at all, Charlie
CharChar: Angel’s boss is a jerk
SeXXXySpider: Bet
(Part 3) (Part 4)
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flicklikesstuff · 3 months
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Hazbin Hotel Ep 8 Ramble and Theory
⚠️ SPOILERS!! ⚠️
Surprisingly, the show’s first season really got me hooked with its storyline and I can’t wait what’s in store for the upcoming season 2.
I’ve had my suspicions with Alastor since the pilot, and it just keeps growing with every episode. Even then, his real motivations are just hard to really see and it’s what makes his character intriguing. One moment, he’s lurking in the shadows like some sort of villain, and then the next, we see him maaaybe caring for his friends?? If he even considers them that. Idk 🤷
I’ve always thought that maybe he’s sticking around and playing nice to get Charlie’s guard down in the long run. Waiting for her to get desperate so he can strike a deal with her. So he could ask her for any favour in the future. And guess what? That’s what he exactly does in Ep 7.
And if I’m recalling correctly, Alastor helped Charlie with the war, but Charlie is yet to grant her own end of the deal. Alastor STILL is owed a favour from her.
(Where am I going with this theory and analysis? I’m getting there-)
At one point, maybe he did genuinely care for the hotel and the people in it. Regardless what his motives were. He even admits it’s a “surprising thrill” to watch them form connections. But the word choices he uses in this scene are just sooo…weird?
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“Almost??” “Could get accustomed??”
It sounds like he admits feeling attached to the other characters but at the same time, doesn’t want to commit to it. Does he have far more nefarious intentions in mind for them and that’s why he’s so distant?
Alastor probably noticed this in the ending of Ep 8 too. His altruistic self almost got control of him. He almost risked his life to help his “friends.” And he didn’t like that one bit. Perhaps, he sees this trait as a weakness.
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It really sounds like the verse“Great Alastor Altruist died” is equal to him stating that “there’s no more Mr. Nice Guy” from now on. He’s disconnecting and staying firm to whatever his highly vague motives are. And it’s highly likely that whatever’s holding him back from his full power is the deal he made itself. And he’s going to try anything to get out of it. Maybe that’s the reason why he approached Charlie in the first place.
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And I’m going back to Charlie’s deal with him here. The only condition she has is that she won’t harm anyone for him. But knowing Alastor, he’s going to twist the words a bit there. Maybe he won’t harm them physically. But maybe in some other way. Indirectly. One that Charlie won’t see in the long run. Maybe he uses this one favour to help him break free of this deal or loosen it in some way.
And Charlie already has so much trust in him after the battle, she most likely won’t see it coming. It’s perfect.
(Not exactly sure how these soul contracts work buuut, she’s the princess right? Maybe she’s powerful enough to do smth about it? Maybe that’s why Alastor was so interested to gain her trust and potentially free himself?)
…….
But anyway! Onto the second part of my theory!
Alastor’s probably going to optimise his one chance of freedom through Charlie’s owed favour. But I have a feeling he’s not only going to use just Charlie.
Who else is at the hotel that the other main cast members trust? Who he could freely command under his control? To show up at his will? Answer his beck and call? Whose souls that Alastor owns?
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I swear. It is NO ACCIDENT that these two were standing side by side. NEXT TO ALASTOR. In the ending. (Or maybe I’m overanalysing, but whatever. This is MY ramble)
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When Alastor comes back from the “dead”, everyone was happy to see him. Especially Charlie. And surprisingly Vaggie? I guess she’s warming up to him. Idk if that’s good or not.
Everyone except Lucifer and Husk. Lucifer’s still bitter on the whole ‘dad’ thing. But I just really felt sooo bad for Husk here. 😂 My guy had maybe a few happy hours of what he thought was freedom. Then he sees this guy come back and he’s just: “Ahhhh… SHT-!”
Now I’m just saying, I don’t think Alastor can just casually go up to Charlie and just easily demand that favour. Especially now that Lucifer might be staying around(?) Also, Alastor sounds like someone who would strategically play the long run if it means benefits. Albeit, less truly altruistic than before since that approach almost costed him highly.
He’s maybe going to have to pull some strings to really make Charlie feel like she HAS to do him a favour. To better solidify his chances and so she’s less likely to be hesitant/reluctant/suspicious. After all, Alastor is only owed ONE FAVOUR. Maybe he’ll pull some strings to win over Lucifer’s own trust too so he won’t be stopping Charlie? (I’m not sure, these two are not in good terms.)
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(Look me in the eyes and tell me this is the face of someone who’s definitely not going to use this hotel for his own personal gain. Things are going to start getting ugly with Alastor’s new approach. I’m also still like 80% sure these 3 characters are placed together for a reason. It CANNOT be a complete coincidence, right?)
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Now I’m really curious how Husk and Niffty would react under this sudden new approach. The angst potential here is smelling strong. It’s obvious that they’re starting to get highly attached to the hotel and really consider the others as friends. Something Alastor didn’t allow himself to.
And it’s not like they have a voice in the matter either. No matter what Alastor tells them to do to secretly manipulate things around the place so he’ll appear like he’s “helping out more.”
Who knows really? What kind of errands he’ll force them to do? “Mr. Nice Guy” is really no longer an option here. That guy is dead. Adam killed him.
And all at the same time, Alastor wouldn’t be breaking Charlie’s condition. He’s not making her hurt anyone at all. Just helping a good old pal, who’s done so much for her, to maybe loosen the constraints his deal has. Or whatever else he wants, I don’t fcking know-
(But Srsly though. The angst??? Niffty and Alastor are fond with each other, but Niffty is also starting to like her new friends too. Will that create some sort of rift? Niffty actually being hesitant??
And don’t even get me STARTED on Huskerdust. Like wtf-? Husk has already stepped out of line before and it left him completely shaken. What else could he do? And a heartbroken Angel finding out he’s behind all this when Husk is the first person to truly reach out to him? Husk not being able to meet his gaze out of guilt?? THE FCK-???)
Yeaaaahhh, can’t wait what Season 2 has for us all….
Remember fellas, this is just a theory. A Hazbin theory! :))
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eemamminy-art · 18 days
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not obligated to answer this but if you have anymore thoughts about alex sdv (or stardew valley at all) please share. i am obsessed with alex
Oh hell yeah anon you've activated my current hyperfixation 😁 I have a google doc where I'm dropping my headcanons and a bulleted timeline for a Alex/m!farmer longfic I've been writing in my head that's up to about 13 pages now ahaha so here's a few things!!
When he first moved to Pelican Town he was actually really quiet and reserved because he was still grieving heavily, so he never really got close to the other kids. He talks about how he played gridball with his mom so I think once he got the chance to play that in school (in another town no doubt) I think he came out of his shell then and made some friends, but all those friends lived far enough away that after graduating high school he's been pretty lonely and never could connect with the other people his own age in town.
He never goes into the saloon to my knowledge prior to the 10-heart event dinner scene, so I headcanon that it's because he doesn't drink alcohol and doesn't want the temptation to try it. I don't remember if it's said explicitly but I got the impression his dad's abuse stemmed from being drunk so I imagine Alex refuses to touch the stuff out of both principle and fear of becoming like his father one day.
I said it in another post but I headcanon him as gay and suffering comphet. He's built himself up as this cool popular guy, so he tries to emulate the sexist straight guys he's seen in movies but there's absolutely nothing behind it. He says something rude to a girl and then is like uhhh (shit what now) bye! 😅 I want to think that in getting to know the farmer he not only does away with that facade but also gets more comfortable in his sexuality!!
and on a sidenote to the above: I hc most of the town as gay or bi and I am toying with the idea of Abby being transfem! Sam/Seb is a given, and maaaybe they're in a poly relationship with Abby but I'm still undecided!! I like Maru/Penny as a concept but need to marinate on that a bit more, I see them always sitting together and it makes me happy but I need to think more on how they met and what their relationship would be like. I don't have anything solid yet in terms of other characters' gender or sexuality headcanons exactly, other than Caroline and Jodi being bi and desperately yearning to run away together 🥰
But back to Alex!! With how his storyline goes of trying to impress others with his jock persona, then trying to switch gears and be super booksmart, I headcanon that he gets close to the farmer via the farmer tutoring him so he can take a community college placement test. :3 My thought for why he's in the rut he's in is that he wanted to play college gridball but his grades in high school were so bad he has done nothing with himself since graduation and has just been stagnating and becoming more and more bitter (which only amps up his shitty attitude when the player first meets him). So trying to get educated is doubly good for him because he can work toward his sports dream (in a way) and try to impress the farmer. Though of course, the thing that brings them closer is Alex learning to be true to himself 😊
This is getting long, so last thing: he's actually a really well-rounded homemaker but does not even think about it really. George has been disabled for a long time, so all of the handy work around the house has to be handled by Alex, and he's so eager to help out his grands. :3 They put a roof over his head so of course he'll climb up onto it to fix the leaks when it rains! Evelyn is always cooking and baking and Alex is so soft for his granny he has been in the kitchen helping her for as long as he's lived with them, so he's actually got a real talent for cooking and baking too! One of the first things he learned after moving in with them was the proper way to set a table, and the best way to wash dishes efficiently. He's spent enough time at Haley's house having no chemistry with the poor girl, but found Emily's whole sewing setup really fascinating and she taught him to mend the holes in his letterman jacket when he asked so he knows how to hand sew! These are all skills that he has but doesn't recognize as skills, he just inherently has this desire to help the people in his life so he picks up this and that to make it easier!
Anyway! Thank you for letting me ramble 😄 Alex is really sweet and soft underneath the mask he wears, and he's been rotating in my head for the last few months hehe
I had bought sdv when it came out but barely touched it, and started it up again on a whim earlier this year and I'm so glad I did!! I really adore the game and it's bringing me a lot of joy currently 🥺
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xpao-bearx · 1 year
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"Like A Virgin"
Steven Grant x Fem!Reader/Jake Lockley x Fem!Reader/Marc Spector x Fem!Reader
Read Part 1 HERE
Read Part 2 HERE
Read Part 4 HERE
NOTES: The fact that the idea for this part was already causing me such INTENSE brainrot way before I even finished writing Part 2 (which is pretty funny cuz I actually had a TOTALLY different idea compared to how this part is now, but hey my stoopid brain does what it does) 👁👄👁 Anyhoe, I am SO stoked for this (it also turned out quite long)!! It's finally got ✨️smut✨️ which I know my fellow sluts have been waiting for, BUT it's not the actual sexy sex yet cuz I'm saving that for the last part. Don't worry, it'll definitely be worth it~ ;)
BTW there's a part in this where Steven recites French poetry by Marceline Desbordes-Valmore and I used Google Translate for the English, so if the translation is off then I'm very sorry!
And I just wanna thank y'all sooo much again from the bottom of mah lil black heart, like SERIOUSLY! You lovelies are truly spoiling me with all your sweet comments, likes, and reblogs 😭❤️❤️❤️ And I swear that after the unexpectedly huge success of this fic, it made me fall RIDICULOUSLY HARDER for Oscar ISNACC and I have y'all to blame for dragging me even deeper into DILF Hell Heaven. Like, it's actually a problem when I suddenly feel like giggling and kicking my feet while I'm suffering at work just at the thought of him 😂
I also haven't been this confident and motivated in a while, and this is one of the VERY rare times I'm actually updating pretty quickly without the temptation of slacking off and abandoning it. I love writing and this fic is my baby, and it's just so fucking incredible that you guys are loving what I'm putting out, too, so once more: THANK YOU 🥰
Who knows, maaaybe more Moon Knight fics will come out in the future from me and fingers crossed that Moon Knight Season 2 will be confirmed 🤭
And the tag list has been updated! I also included some readers who I thought wanted to follow this whole series, so if you find yourself tagged despite not asking to be then that's why LMAO xD As always, the tag list is open so don't be shy to ask if you'd like to be added on it! ^_^
TAGS: @autismsupermusicalassassin @ungracefularchimedes @pimosworld @ababynova @sweatyroadcowboyjudge @anapnovo-blog @am-3-thyst @harrys-tittie @zukoisbabee @wiltedwonderland @the-ginger-draws @bitchyglitterfox @readingfan @spidey-3 @minigirl87 @wandasupremacy @simba-will-live-on @wavychelle @thepowerthismanhasoverme @blackholegladiator @kittytiddywinks @literalfkinsimp
Part 3: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time
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After the flurry of honesty and an insane whirlwind of emotions, you and Steven finally winded down. It was a bit awkward following that, but he asked (well, sputtered) if you'd like to stay. He immediately apologized, knowing that he was overstepping boundaries and he completely understands if you rejected such a mental idea.
But it was late, and there was absolutely no way he was going to let you go home alone especially with the state you're in. And also...
Well, call him a selfish knob, but he just wanted--needed--to be with you.
But you agreed to stay--enthusiastically so. You both were flustered, though sharing a laugh together had all the tension fade away.
Because, truly, you were right where you were supposed to be.
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Steven prepared dinner for the two of you, consisting of five-minute vegan mac and cheese courtesy of his microwave then indulging yourselves with the box of chocolates he brought at the failed date for dessert. It wasn't "grand" by any means, but it was the best you ate in a long time.
All thanks to the cute host... Actually, your gorgeous boyfriend.
Just the thought had you grinning like a doofus, the butterflies in your belly now transforming into fucking birds.
Did that make sense? Hell no, but being with Steven absolutely did.
"Love..." Steven's strong arms encircled around your waist from behind, nuzzling into the crook of your neck. "Make yourself comfortable, yeah? Don't worry, I'll sleep on the couch."
You gasped, affronted, quickly whipping around to face him. "Excuse you, sir, but I have every reason to be worried!" You huffed dramatically. "You are definitely not sleeping on the couch, Steven. And if you still insist that you are, then I'll just join you!"
Steven chuckled, his cheeks glowing pink. He rested his chin atop your head, pulling you closer to him. "The couch is too small for the two of us... So for a good night's sleep, I suppose I have no choice but to share the bed with you, yeah?"
"You say that as if you'd rather not." You pouted playfully, wrapping your arms around him and laying your head against his chest. You can faintly hear the erratic thrum of his heartbeat, matching your own.
"I'm just pulling your leg, sweetheart." He teased, kissing your head.
How the fuck did he ever get so lucky? He thought he was going crazy, that this was all just a dream--but it wasn't. Dreams were never this good. You were right here, right now, in his arms. Wholly accepting him for who he is. Loving him.
And he fucking loved you, too.
"Where's the bathroom, baby?"
Baby. The name made his heart stop for a full second. Heat once again crept up to his cheeks and all the way to the tips of his ears, his voice not coming out as all he could do was just point towards the bathroom as he stared down at you in a completely lovestruck sort of wonder.
You giggled, blushing as well before leaning up on your tiptoes and pecking his nose. "You go relax, Steven. I'll join you soon."
He watched you saunter off, still glued in place and a hand atop his frenzied heart.
He had no idea how in the world he was supposed to relax, especially now that the situation fully hit him like a freight train. But thankfully, he found his legs moving for him and his body taking the liberty of changing into his cozy pyjamas before climbing onto bed.
He put on his ankle restraint and settled down, covering the blanket over him like some posh Victorian duchess as he laid completely stiff. He didn't know how long he stayed like that, lifting his head and squinting every so often at the closed bathroom and your obscure shadow dancing amidst the light peeking through the tiny crack of the door underneath.
And it was so...quiet. Neither Marc nor Jake has uttered a single peep, which was highly unusual. Either one or both of them always had something to say, regardless of whatever Steven was doing and he was the same whenever they were fronting.
But as of the moment, he couldn't even handle speaking with Marc. Not after what he did. Marc and Jake were his family and there was no doubt that he and Marc will eventually make up, but no one was ever allowed to hurt you--especially now that you two were officially together.
Jake, on the other hand... Well, he was known to butt into Steven's business. But Jake always gave him a good push, and he would never actually force Steven to do something if Jake didn't believe he could do it. Truly, Steven owed Jake for technically setting you and him up.
But besides Marc, Steven was more surprised that Jake wasn't yapping away especially when you were involved. It didn't go unnoticed for Steven the way Jake has...changed. Only when you were around, at least. And despite Jake being the stealthiest of them all, Steven could always feel him silently observing you at work deep within the recesses of his mind.
But Steven never said anything. He just understood--accepted--Jake, and he was sure that Jake knew. But Steven didn't mind it; in fact, it made him feel less alone.
After all, how could anyone ever resist you?
He then sighed deeply, shaking his head. Clearly it was no use just laying in his bed like a corpse, so he sat up and threw the blanket off before grabbing a random book from his bedside table and donned his glasses. But his brain was too muddled, heart still not ceasing its turbulent thump as he couldn't even register the words popping out of the worn pages he has read a thousand times.
"So you wear glasses, too, huh?"
He flinched slightly at your voice, seeing you standing at the foot of his bed. You chuckled softly before your eyes landed on his ankle restraint, raising a brow.
"S-Sorry, it's..." He scrambled for something--anything. "I...I know it's a huge red flag, but I have a...sleeping disorder. I promise it ain't for something, um...sexual."
"No need to make excuses, Steven. I don't think it's a red flag."
'And I wouldn't mind if you used it on ME.' You bit back the risqué words that nearly tumbled out your foolish, needy mouth.
Steven only smiled shyly, putting the book away before he gasped when he suddenly felt something plop down on his lap.
Something soft, warm, and lovely.
"Is...is this okay..?" Now it was your turn to be shy, meeting his gaze tentatively.
"More than okay." He breathed, staring up at you with an awed grin. "Gods, Y/N, you're beautiful."
"Thanks, this is my 'I wonder how I didn't pass out from running the most I never thought I could' look." You laughed. But Steven didn't, guilt clouding his features.
He placed his hands on your hips, brows knitting together and jaw squaring. "I really am sorry, Y/N. You didn't have to do that, didn't have to meet me. I would've hated it, but I would've totally understood if you never wanted to see me again. And yet...I was happy when you did come."
"I'm happy, too, Steven." You assured him, one hand on his shoulder while the other combed through his fluffy curls. "And honestly, I would do it again. If you were in, hell, Egypt--I'd still find a way to you, no matter what."
His expression softened, a smile replacing his frown as he leaned forward and laid his head on your chest. "Please do one favour for me, though?" You kept quiet, patiently awaiting his words. "If you ever meet Marc, punch the prick."
"Baby, I can only slap him! No way I'd ever damage your godsent face." You laughed again, little snorts wracking your body that Steven found so damn endearing. Then he looked up, his chin resting in between the pillowy softness of your breasts.
"Love... Call me that again."
"Baby." You obeyed with zero hesitation, and Steven groaned. A deep, rumbly sound that sent tingles all throughout your body. You lightly tugged on his hair, making his head tip back and gaze locking with his pretty brown eyes that have gotten darker, pupils dilated.
"Baby..." Your voice came out as a pathetic whine, your hand on his shoulder holding on for dear life. "Wanna kiss you."
Like a predator pouncing on its prey, Steven swooped up to catch your lips--only for the both of your glasses to bump into each other.
An awkward beat passed between the two of you before you both exploded into riotous laughter. The two of you fell side by side on the bed, giggling so much that tears sprang to your eyes and your stomachs hurt.
Once you two finally calmed down, you exchanged bright smiles and Steven rolled on top of you. His elbows dug into the bed on either side of you, making sure not to bear down his weight on you. He then took off both of your glasses, setting them aside on the bedside table.
"Shall we try again, love?" But Steven didn't wait for your response, crashing his lips with yours.
It was chaste. Feather light. So much better than what you ever imagined it to be like. Steven's lips were unexpectedly soft, but there was a certain firmness in the way he kissed you. Your eyes fluttered shut, slowly wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him in closer to deepen the kiss.
Steven cradled the side of your face gently, lovingly, as if he was handling glass. Then, experimentally, you nipped on his bottom lip. He gasped sharply, and you slid your tongue inside his mouth.
It was obvious how inexperienced you were, but Steven certainly didn't mind. In fact, it only turned him on even more that you wanted to spend your precious first time with him.
And he was definitely never letting you go.
You moved your tongue uncertainly, small panic brewing inside of you if you were doing it right. All those shows and movies made kissing look so easy; but you were soon snapped out of your thoughts as Steven's tongue tangled with yours, taking the lead as he coaxed you into a lazy, sensual dance.
And that drew a long, beautiful moan out of you. Steven craved more, more, more--wanting to push you to the very limit, a lustful, greedy beast suddenly possessing his body.
But oh, he knew, deep down, that beast has always been there; waiting for the right moment to be released.
Waiting for you.
He then slowly pulled away, a thin string of saliva connecting your tongues. Your entire body was flushed, lips puffy and eyes hazy with anguished yearning as you stared up at him. Your hands reached out, clinging on tightly to his black sweatshirt. Despite being on the bed, you felt as if you were free falling into a bottomless pit.
And you wanted to fall--with Steven.
"Steven..." You murmured, one leg wrapping around his waist. "Are you gonna make love to me?"
"No." His reply was instant, levelling his gaze with yours. "I will, but not tonight, darling. I don't have any condoms."
"I...I don't mind..."
A low purr reverberated from his throat. Fuck, were you even aware of what you were saying? Of the sweet, tempting danger it entailed?
He might as well just tie you up, keep you in his apartment forever. With him. ONLY him.
He shook his head, quickly stamping down such dark, possessive thoughts.
"Love." He emphasized through clenched teeth, and you saw the way his inner conflict flickered in his eyes. "Not tonight, Y/N. But that doesn't mean I can't still please you, yeah?"
He pulled your leg off of his waist then pressed his lips to your ankle, electricity coursing directly to where you desired it most.
He never broke eye contact, his lips slowly trailing down the smooth expanse of your leg before pausing at your crotch. He chuckled deeply, ignoring it as he moved to your stomach.
You mewled desperately, wiggling slightly. "Baby." You pleaded, nearly breathless. "Please... Don't fuckin' tease me."
"M'sorry, pretty girl. Just let me worship you, yeah? You deserve it." He hummed, completely unbothered. "I deserve it."
He pushed up your tank top, your breasts spilling erotically and...fuck, was that a belly button piercing?
"First year of college. It was a completely lucid decision." You giggled at his stunned expression. "Hurt like a bitch, but I've always wanted one."
"Looks like I'm not the only one with secrets, then." He chuckled, kissing your belly with utmost tenderness and your breath getting caught in your throat. His lips languidly traced upwards, reaching your breasts and burying his face in between them and inhaling deeply.
Now he understood why Jake wouldn't shut the hell up about the way you smelled after asking you out.
His left hand groped one of your breasts, breath stuttering at the wonderful plushness. Then he raised his head, eyes locking intently with yours once more as his tongue flicked your pert nipple. You whimpered for more, more, more--back arching as you eagerly offered yourself to him.
And he just as eagerly accepted your gracious offer, mouth latching on to your nipple. You moaned as he sucked and squeezed, his teeth grazing slightly against the sensitive bud, only magnifying the maddening sensations you had no control over yet had the privilege to be a willing victim to.
He pulled away with a resounding 'pop' before giving your other breast equal devoted attention, his right hand making its descent lower, lower, lower--slipping inside your shorts and his chest blazing at the dampness that greeted him.
"Bloody hell..." He grunted, erection straining painfully against his pyjama pants. He glanced down, his much larger hand cupping your entire pussy. "Wanna fucking taste you, angel. Can I? Please, love, I wanna taste your pretty pussy."
"Y-You don't even have to ask..." You squeaked, completely scarlet from head to toe. "Just take me, baby."
Steven grinned wolfishly, a gleam in his eyes that you've never seen before making your heart skip a beat. Without wasting another moment, he practically ripped your shorts off. He groaned as he saw the wet splotch in the middle of your panties, yanking them down your legs before bringing it up to his nose as a shiver ran down his spine at your intoxicating scent.
Your arousal was flowing down to your thighs, eyes glazed over as if in a trance as you watched Steven sniff your panties like a beast in heat. Then he shimmied out of his pants, your eyes widening as his cock stood proudly; thick and veiny, the tip an angry red and leaking with pre-cum. His fist, still clutching on to your panties, wrapped around his cock as he leaned down to meet your pussy.
Instinctively, you snapped your legs shut, hands flying to your face.
"I-I'm sorry!" You sobbed, briskly shaking your head. "I'm sorry, so sorry! I...I can't, Steven..."
You expected him to be furious, and honestly you'd understand if he was. What you didn't expect, however, was him gently removing your hands and tenderly kissing away your tears.
"Hey, hey, it's alright, love." He assured, his hands massaging soothing circles on yours. "What's the matter? You don't want to continue?"
"I-I do, it's just..." You sniffled, blinking away tears and meeting his concerned gaze. "I'm...I'm embarrassed, Steven. It's just... Y-You know it's my first time, and you're doing amazing, it's just...I'm scared I'm not. I...have no idea what the fuck to do, and I'm not even pretty."
"That's not true." His voice was firm, jaw ticking resolutely. His brows furrowed, expression the most serious you've ever seen it. "You're bloody gorgeous, Y/N. I'm the git who doesn't know what the hell you see in me. And don't fret about being inexperienced, love. I'm so happy that you wanna be with me, and if you'd allow me, I wanna spend the rest of my life proving it to you."
You stayed silent, then your lips curved up into a dazzling smile that had Steven utterly weak in the knees. What the hell were you so anxious about, anyway? This was Steven Grant, the man of your wildest dreams. The man you loved.
"I love you, Steven."
Steven froze, tears prickling his eyes. Something between a sob and a chuckle escaped him, positively beaming down at you.
"I love you, too, Y/N."
He then parted your legs, hands quivering slightly. "I love you..." He crouched down, pressing his lips to your inner thigh. "...so fucking much." His tongue darted out, licking the beautiful stretch marks that lined the supple skin of your thighs.
His tongue slowly wandered up, up, up, and you were scarcely breathing once his face was in front of your cunt. His hot breath fanned against your clit; dark, nearly black eyes fixed on yours.
"Quand je vivais tendre et craintive amante..." He recited in French, smiling up at you. "...avec ses feux je peignais ses douleurs."
When I was a tender and fearful lover, with her fires I painted her pains.
You had noticed earlier the French poetry books stacked on Steven's desk, but goddammit you didn't expect he would quote one while he was right in front of your pussy.
You were sure this absolutely sexy menace of a man was trying to murder you.
His thumb then brushed against your clit, making you gasp. He grinned widely, pushing down on your nub as you whimpered and squirmed helplessly.
"Baby..." You begged, tears pouring down your pretty pink cheeks, and there must be something severely wrong with Steven to find it so enticing. "Pretty please... Fuck me with your mouth."
And how could he ever say no to that? He was merely a loyal, desperate slave for his goddess' wishes. For her love.
And so, like a parched man in the desert, he buried his face in your sopping pussy. You yelped, eyes rolling to the back of your head at the sudden--but very much not unwelcomed--intrusion into your deepest, most intimate part.
Steven's groan of appreciation vibrated within your gummy walls, inching ever so deeper, feeling his nose hit a bundle of nerves. Then his tongue licked a long, slow stripe along your mound and up to your clit. You cried out, a broken, pornographic song that echoed throughout Steven's entire flat.
"Gods..." His voice was low, trembling; one hand yet again wrapping around his aching cock, the flimsy fabric of your panties hugging the tip. "You've no idea how much I dreamt of this, Y/N. Waited for this." His other hand settled on your pussy, deft fingers running along your drenched folds. "Such a good girl, tastes so fucking good."
He puckered his lips, kissing your pussy. And the sounds that accompanied were downright filthy, Steven moaning shamelessly, loud squelches and the heady smell of your sex filling the air.
Slowly, carefully, he thrusted a finger inside of you. You keened, your thighs squishing Steven's head and your hands gripping onto his hair. He then added another finger, scissoring his digits and you knew right then and there that you were losing what's barely left of your fucking mind.
You grinded against him, and he bobbed his head zealously in perfect tandem with you. His tongue lapped up and down, up and down, before suddenly driving it inside your hole.
He was rubbing his cock vigorously, watching you, burning this marvelous moment for all eternity into his memories. And as soon as a third finger slipped in, you were fucking gone.
You screamed, finally reaching that peak and falling over it, seeing stars. You gushed around his mouth, and Steven noisily slurped it all up, not daring to leave behind a single drop.
He soon followed, grunting animalistically as his cum sprayed all over your panties. He collapsed against your pussy, in between the heavenly plushness of your thighs, panting raggedly.
Neither of you knew how long you both stayed like that, coming down from your high, until you sliced through the serene silence.
"Wow... Just...wow."
Steven chuckled breathlessly, looking up at you with your wetness glistening on his lips and chin. "Wow, indeed." He then leaned forward, and you gasped as his lips suckled on the skin right next to your clit, claiming you with a dark purple mark.
"You'll be the fucking death of me, Steven Grant." You groaned playfully, pulling on his hair.
He grinned, crawling over your body before moulding your lips together in a passionate liplock. His tongue entwined with yours and you could taste yourself, your brain short circuiting.
He slowly drew away, gently knocking his forehead against yours as his grin grew impossibly bigger.
"I'll make love to you at the Field of Reeds, then."
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hannah-h-pleb · 10 months
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Today I will be presenting you with general NSFW headcanons for Eric Cartman. Please be advised, he is AGED UP to 18+ here, so I am not writing about 10 year old Eric
Now that that’s out of the way, on with the show! Or whatever this is. Maaaybe I’ll make a part 2?
Also…mini write up at the bottom, so read to the end 👀
Eric Cartman: General NSFW Headcanons
Content Warning: Smut 18+ (minors dni), aged up character
Sadism. It’s Eric Cartman so I don’t think I need to elaborate, but this man is a huge sadist, loves being a hard dom and a brat tamer. There are a multitude of ways Eric lets his sadistic fantasies run wild in the bedroom. You can never fully predict what he’s going to do next, and that’s what makes sleeping with him so much fun and exciting for you
Whether it be by smacking your ass with a riding crop, slapping your clit, or throwing you around like a ragdoll, he would get off on being able to inflict pain on you, leaving scratches and bruises all over your body. How you tense up and whimper as he hits you makes him feel so powerful, and we all know Eric has control issues 🤭
Speaking of inflicting pain, he loves to pull on your hair as he’s fucking you from behind, or whenever he can really. Can imagine that he would grab a fistful of your hair and pull your head back towards him as he whispers sinful things in your ear
Degradation kink all the way but towards you. He loves insulting you and humiliating you wherever he can. This idea is inspired by @h-harleybaby but I absolutely believe it, he would make you get off on his shoe in a successful attempt to embarrass you and mock you for being so needy. He’d probably be laughing at you while saying, “Oh my god. Are you seriously about to cum all over my shoe? Go ahead, do it you desperate little whore”.
Would definitely love it when you scream out his name, and would also like to be called “master”. Again. Control freak
So many others on here have said it, and I am very inclined to believe it because mans is SADISTIC, but he is into dacryphilia. He wants you to cry, and he WILL make you cry. He wants to watch you fall apart and become a babbling, crying mess under him. He would lick your tears (Harley inspired this one too 🤭) and mock you as he does so. Licking your tears is already his way of mocking you, but best believe he’ll mock you some more for his own pleasure. And if you’re wearing mascara, he’ll smudge your tears with his thumb as the mascara runs down your face just to make a mess out of you
Orgasm denial 100%. He wants you needy and desperate for him, and he wants you to beg for what you want. Once he’s satisfied with your begging, he’ll give you what you want, but with a catch…and now you’re sobbing into a pillow as he overstimulates you mercilessly. Can imagine him with a sadistic smile on his face watching you cry as he takes you, hard and rough
His logic is, if you’re not crying, he hasn’t done it right and he’s not finished with you yet
Volume? Oh hun, he doesn’t care how loud he’s being and he wants you to be as loud as you want. He wants the neighbours to hear what he’s doing to you, how good he’s making you feel, how you beg him for more, and the guttural moans you let out as he’s fucking you
Noises? Lots of grunting and panting, growls in your ears a couple times too. But he’s not afraid to moan, a few moans slip out here and there especially when he cums, pretty hot
Toys? Oh god. He has lots. Cissy’s, handcuffs, coconut rope, riding crops, vibrators, you name it. You don’t get a say as to which one is going to be used on you, that’s for him to decide and for you to find out
How big is he? He’s average, a good 5.5 inches but he’s got good girth. Not lacking whatsoever
Body hair? He can’t be bothered to shave it all off but he will trim it and keep it neat
Loves receiving head more than giving it, but if he is giving, expect him to eat you out like you’re his favourite meal. He also wants you to ride his face and feel you grind against his tongue as your orgasm approaches
So good with his hands. His chubby fingers work wonders on and in your pussy, almost like magic
Loves just about anything to do with cum. He loves cumming inside you as his way of claiming you, but he loves to cum on your face and in your hair a little. Would also cum all over your ass, tits, thighs, your pussy, anywhere, he wants to make you a mess
Corruption kink. Oh you’re a virgin? He. Will. LOVE. The thought of being your first, and absolutely ruining you
Sleeping with Eric is far from boring. It’s a new experience every time, and you’re never left unsatisfied
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He had both of your wrists tied up. He was leaning directly over top of you to get a good view of how your face contorted in pleasure. He had one of your legs propped up over his shoulder to give him good access to your dripping pussy. And so you lie there, sobbing and moaning underneath him as he fucks you hard and rough. You were highly overstimulated, but unfortunately for you he wasn’t done yet. Eric had a wide grin plastered on his face, knowing he was the one who could reduce you to such a helpless state. He slowed his movements down as he leaned down to lick the tears off your face, humming in pleasure at the taste. “Mm, so sweet”, he halted his movement completely, his cock still deep inside you. “Poor baby. What’s the matter? Is it too much? Too fucking bad”. He grabbed you by the face and forced you to look directly into his eyes. “You’re my cocksleeve. My fuck toy. You’re gonna lay there and take my cock like the little slut you are. I’m not gonna cum inside you though. I’m gonna cum on your face instead. I bet you’d love that, wouldn’t you slut?”
You slowly nodded your head, until he wrapped his hand tightly around your throat, causing you to moan out once again
“I knew it, dirty whore” he laughed as he resumed his previous pace, no signs of stopping anytime soon
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t3chborb · 3 months
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As depressing as the 2 Ramattra + Zenyatta spawn room interactions are, for me, 2 outta the 3 Ramattra + Echo interactions take the cake. Both are just... insane.
Echo: You... are an R-7000 unit. The one humans call... umm... Ramattra: Ravagers, yes. Squad killers, and... ruder things. Echo: Does it trouble you? Being so feared and hated? Ramattra: Once. Now, it gives me a warm little feeling inside.
... A few things:
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Being judged for being the model of omnic his soul just happens to occupy bothered him.
He likes it now. Which, good for him, but imagine liking being hated, especially when it used to bother you. Just how far gone you have to be for that?
... Does he truly like it now, or is he pulling an excuse out of his ass? Because the sheer strain in his voice when he finishes Echo's sentence kind of suggests otherwise.
Wait a minute... Does... does he hate his body??? That could explain why he's having a hard time talking about his model, yet is perfectly content with humans hating and fearing him, as that could be tied to his personal choices (standing up for the survival of his species, Null Sector, all that jazz), not something he can't control (his model, which is something he didn't choose and can't change)...
The other interaction doesn't get any better.
Ramattra: It's a shame none us have ever met Aurora, your predecessor. Echo: I hear that often. *throat clearing noise* What would you have asked her? Ramattra: The same thing I ask her every day. I wish she could answer.
The "asking every day" is potentially metaphorical, not pin-point accurate, which... honestly doesn't matter. He asks often enough to use such wording. That naturally begs the question, what is he asking?
When I first heard this interaction all the way back, I knew whatever he's asking has to be some rough shit, just based on the sheer nature of his character, and the fact Aurora is lowkey a God (weeell not entirely, according to Symmetra's short story, but whatever, close enough). But, it's hard to pinpoint what exactly he could be asking. Bro has a lot on his plate, and, at the time, there wasn't much evidence.
There certainly still isn't anything concrete to figure it out... but... since then, we have received this.
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Sooooo just on the fact of where this information comes from, it isn't anything too solid. It's from the PVE missions menu. Which is told strictly from the perspective of the Overwatch-the-in-universe-organization's members. They don't know what the audience does. They don't even know who's in charge of Null Sector beyond Genji's educated guess.
That means this entry existing in OW's archives is from Genji, who is the only one on the squad who has any idea who Ramattra is. Aaand, based on Zen's flashback in the PVE missions, Genji has never even met Ramattra. So what Genji knows about the guy comes strictly from Zenyatta (maaaybe Mondatta), either by Zen being observant enough to notice, or Ramattra straight up told him.
Aaaand Ram and Zen haven't seen each other in decades. Obviously, Ramattra has changed a lot since his Shambali days. So OW's archive might not be exactly up to date.
But, it is the best piece of information we have. And Jesus Christ, it hurts a lot by itself, but in the context of Echo's interaction, it's even worse.
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claymorexpunisher · 11 months
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She Might Be Your Girl, But She's Calling Me Daddy (18+ Fic) (Ch. 3/3)
I've accepted the fact that some ideas just have to be fleshed out into multiple chapters...Harper appears in one of my other fics, Liberacion, but I'm excited to write more for her. The possibilities are endless! Hope you all love her stupid ass. 💙
Disclaimer: All of the characters in this work of fiction are consenting adults. If the type of content I make sure to tag isnt your cup of tea, do not read it.
Pairing(s): Rhea Ripley/OFC
Summary: Harper and Rhea have gotten themselves into a messy arrangement that threatens to tear them apart... Will either of them get their shit together??
Tags: 18+, maaaybe some Daddy kink cuz like... have yall seen Rhea?? I haven't decided yet, though... consensual sex, friends with benefits, friends with benefits to lovers, angst. Looots of angst. And stupidity between two adults who are too chickenshit to just talk things through. You've been warned...
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Corbs decided to host a party at his place and of course, we were all invited.
The incessant tension between Rhea and Danny reached a fever pitch from the moment we arrived at the get-together.
And the drinks we were all having certainly weren’t helping.
I was a bit tipsy myself, but I had abandoned the alcohol as soon as I felt the room spin even slightly.
I didn’t plan on getting sloppy drunk, especially with all this drama popping off.
I wanted to be as sober as possible so I didn’t say or do some shit that I might regret…
Well.
More than I’ve already done thus far, really.
‘’I’m sooo glad your mask has fallen off, mate. I really am. I was getting real sick of your ‘sweet churchboy’ act you were trying to pull off with everyone.’’ Rhea slurred angrily at Danny.
‘’Okay, can we not do this shit tonight? Cut it out.’’ Baron sighed, his shoulders tense and his features irritated, understandably so.
But Rhea and Danny completely ignored him, and they continued with their back and forth exchange that had been escalating through the night.
‘’You think I don’t know that you want my girlfriend?’’ Danny replied, slurring his words as well.
His unfocused gaze seemed to be searching Rhea’s for any reaction.
I sat next to Baron and sighed deeply as well, knowing that this wasn’t gonna end well.
‘’Seriously, guys. Enough.’’ I said, but they just pushed on like incessant children.
‘’Why? Does that bother you, Danny? What- you starting to think she’s getting under you to get over me and that bothers you? Threatens you?’’ Rhea smirked while the boys hissed underneath their breaths and I was looking for the nearest crevice to hide under.
Rhea’s words hit a nerve in both Danny and I for different reasons, but I certainly wasn’t expecting Danny’s response.
‘’Oh, please. I’m a god to her… she calls me Daddy.’’ Danny replied proudly, matching Rhea’s smirk as if he won the lottery.
As if he didn’t just say something completely fucking ridiculous.
Rhea wasn’t off the hook either, though.
‘’We didn’t need to know that…’’ Dom said awkwardly, the rest of the boys agreeing wholeheartedly.
‘’Danny…’’ Rhea chuckled.
‘’Somehow, I doubt that. But even if she did… just know that when she calls you that, she’s definitely not thinking about you, bro...’’ She said, laughing again at the stumped look on Danny’s face.
‘’Even if she- for some reason- breaks up with me for you. It won’t last. I give it a month tops… you’re not gonna ruin this for me, Rhea…’’ I heard Danny slur that last part lowly, almost as if talking to himself and thinking that he would go unheard.
‘’What’s that supposed to mean?’’ I piped in, hearing Corbs let out a soft ‘holy shit’ from his spot next to me.
I watched Danny go pale, realizing that in his drunk stupor, he had voiced his thoughts out loud.
‘’Nothing, babe… I’m so drunk right now…’’ Danny said, laughing softly as he rubbed his face.
But the damage was done.
I dropped Danny off at his place shortly after that.
With just those words out of Danny’s mouth, Rhea’s suspicions were confirmed.
His sudden desire to want to accompany me on the road wasn’t about wanting to be with me.
At that realization, I did feel a sting of hurt.
Call it ego or whatever, but it hurt.
But underneath that, there was relief.
I had found my chance.
My out.
And this time I wasn’t going to act aloof and dense, and I was going to take that out and run with it…
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I broke up with Danny the very next morning.
I figured I wouldn’t keep either of us in suspense any longer.
He… didn’t react too kindly.
I ended up locking him in my home and staying in my car while I called Baron and then the cops to get Danny out of my house.
What I didn’t know was that Baron had also called Rhea.
I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t a relief to see her as well after being scared out of my fucking mind.
They arrived together before the police, and I let them both into my car.
Only, the second Rhea took notice of the forming bruises on my arms, she began heading into my house and I followed behind her.
‘’Open the door, H.’’ She said, once she realized it was locked.
‘’I don’t want him to get away.’’ I said, looking at her and the front door wearily.
‘’He won’t... Open the door or I'll open it myself.’’ She spoke.
There was a viciousness in her eyes and in her posture that made me shake my head.
I wasn’t willing to let her soil her hands on my behalf.
Running on instinct, I did what I felt in the moment.
I kissed her.
I kissed her and I felt her anger slowly drain away, making way for a look of concern once the kiss ended.
‘’Get in the car, Rhea. I need you here. With me. Not in the back of a cop car for assaulting that douchebag… Besides… I did this to myself. You were right. I used him to get over you-‘’ I rambled.
Rhea shook her head and guided us to my car where Baron waited for us.
‘’Good. No one else is going to jail.’’ He said, making Rhea and I chuckle half-heartedly.
Then Rhea turned her serious gaze on me.
‘’This isn’t your fault. I don’t give a damn if you strung him along. He didn’t have to put his hands on you.’’ She said and Baron murmured his agreement.
‘’Yeah- everyone involved acted really fucking childishly… but it's not an excuse, the guy’s a nutjob.’’ He said.
After the cops arrived and took Danny away, I settled in my place with Baron and Rhea for a bit before Baron had to tend to his family a little later in the evening, leaving me alone at my place with Rhea.
We sat in silence for a moment, letting the events of the night before and today sink in.
‘’I’ve been really fucking stupid…’’ I said softly as we cuddled in my bed.
Sinking into her warm body in my bed was exactly what I needed.
‘’I wasn’t helping the situation either… I’m sorry.’’ she said.
I accepted her apology and pressed my lips against hers for the second time that day, moaning softly as her tongue brushed against mine.
Kissing her and being with her even after everything that’s happened still felt like the easiest thing on Earth.
And I couldn’t wait to have more…
I surprised Rhea by straddling her lap and I shivered as her hands rubbed up and down my thighs while she looked up at me with a lazy smirk.
‘’Why do you look so surprised, Mami?’’ I said, giggling softly as I let the nickname slip and pinning Rhea’s wrists to the bed in a half-hearted attempt at dominance.
‘’I figured you’d wanna just chill after the day you’ve had…’’ Rhea said, moaning softly as I laid hungry, open-mouthed kisses to her neck.
I let out of a soft ‘hmph’ as I continued staking my claim against her skin, grinding my clothed hips against hers.
‘’Now why would I give that asshole the satisfaction of me depriving myself from this?’’ I smirked, watching her eyes go heavy-lidded with lust.
I let out a surprised squeak as I was suddenly flipped onto my back and Rhea laid over me, between my legs.
Panting hard, I helped Rhea unbutton my shorts and slide them off, leaving me in a thin band tee and my panties as she took her time to explore my body with her hands, kneading my breasts underneath my shirt and running her nails lightly against my shivering skin.
‘’That’s fair, princess…’’ Rhea said as she lifted my t-shirt and ran her tongue against my stomach, making me giggle softly at the ticklish sensation.
Those giggles quickly melted into moans as her mouth traveled towards my breasts and she squeezed them firmly, pinching lightly as her fingers reached my nipples.
‘’You were very cute, trying to be all dominant.’’ Rhea laughed, but I couldn’t respond.
Not with the pleasurable sensations her mouth was giving me.
She chuckled again as I lightly pushed her head lower where I really wanted it, letting out a pathetic whimper.
Her tongue lapping against my clothed pussy was heavenly, but her tongue against my bare pussy made my body almost shoot off my bed.
‘’Yes, please… Rhea don’t- don’t stop, it’s so good…’’ I babbled, panting hard and trying to grind against her mouth, but her grip on my hips gave me no wiggle room.
Eventually, she moved one hand down to slide a finger into me as her tongue worked my clit, and I saw her eyes light up in satisfaction as she brought me closer and closer to the edge.
My thighs trembled, and my hands didn’t know where to hold on, going from gripping her hair, to gripping the sheets and back again.
‘’Oh my god… please!’’ I sobbed, not even knowing what I was begging for anymore.
And suddenly, it stopped.
‘’Whaaat…’’ I said, lifting my head as Rhea climbed off the bed to remove her clothes.
Chuckling at my confused expression, she winked at me.
‘’Relax, we’re not done. Are these good to use?’’ She asked after finding my toy chest.
My heart jumped as I watched her hold up a decent sized dildo along with a harness.
She laughed heartily as I got into position, playfully smiling at her as I flipped onto my stomach and elevated my hips, presenting myself to her.
‘’Yep! Grab the one on the left though, it’ll feel good for you too.’’ I said, pointing at a dildo with a vibrating piece attached to it that went inside the person wearing it.
I let out a soft moan as she brought her palm down on one of my ass cheeks, matching my playful grin.
Rhea grabbed the lube and saturated the toy after she got situated between my legs again.
‘’Oh, shit, that’s good…’’ I whimpered as Rhea slowly entered me, hitting my sweet spot just right in this position.
I encouraged her to go faster, and I was damn near mewling as she moved.
My moans grew louder as Rhea hovered over me, holding my wrists down on the bed as her hips pumped harder.
I moaned her name again and again, feeling myself get closer to the edge again as her lips traveled along my back, licking, biting, kissing along my warm skin…
Only this time, my orgasm bombarded me, making me blank out for a few seconds.
I could hear her reach her own orgasm and I laughed breathlessly as an overwhelming feeling crashed over me.
‘’Fuck, I’ve missed you…’’ I said, panting hard as I tried to regain my breath.
I let out a whooshing breath as Rhea planted soft kisses along a back, trying to catch her own breath as well.
‘’I’ve missed you too… dinner?’’ She said out of nowhere.
I turned my head to meet her eyes, laughing loudly at the innocent smile on her face as if she didn’t just fuck my brains out not even two seconds.
‘’You’re a fucking heathen, you know that?’’ I replied, shaking my head fondly…
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fatuismooches · 10 months
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I'm coping so hard with the fact I'll probably have to wait ~2 years to see Pantalone bc he literally has no reason to leave Snezhnaya🙂💧
At the very least I hope to see Sandrone in Fontaine please, please, please
I heard theory that Arlie will betray the Tsaritsa (bc Childe said he'd do that and Scara called her "wolf in the sheep's clothing", plus in trailer she's surrounded by harbingers figures, but not a part of them). Maaaybe GI will finally add more morally gray characters in character rooster and Arlie will follow us (and become playable as a result) only bc of her own benefit (kinda like Yae Miko). One thing I want is - please, don't change her appearance, especially her clothes, she's perfect the way she is. Don't add her skirt or shorts with kneesocks, leave her her cool tuxedo😔
Another theory I heard is that her arms are black not bc she's wearing gloves, but it's a damage from using delusion. Which... Gives me a small angsty idea. As we saw in Inazuma archon quest, delusion drains vitality out of their user, as for Crepus - he was in such great pain from using it that Diluc had to kill him. So, imagine Reader being concerned for Arlie bc she's in pain after using her delusion, but she brushes it off, after all she's a high-ranked harbinger, maybe she'll even try to hide her pain from Reader as much as possible to not seem weak in their eyes
-can I be 🥀 anon if it's not taken yet?
LITERALLY SAMEEEEE 🥀 ANON IT'S LITERALLY NOT FAIR AT ALLL 😭 Pantalone really is chilling in Snezhnaya, controlling the economy and money flow ig 😭🚶‍♀️ I also can't think of a reason why he would leave, other than perhaps a Liyue mission, because Yelan does say he has his eye on Liyue. I do have a lot of faith that Sandrone will appear in Fontaine, so I'm very excited for her at least!
Yup yup I've heard that theory too! I think it's super cool, and I can really see it happening. But it also makes me wonder how she'll survive if she betrays the Fatui. The Fatui probably doesn't take traitors lightly so she might have a lot of people after her if she does betray them. Girl's gonna be on the run I guess. And now who's gonna run the orphanage? The Fatui are losing their top members hella quickly, makes me wonder how the fight against Celestia is gonna play out. And i completely agree, she needs to keep her tuxedo!! But if she does betray the Fatui, it'll probably end up getting changed a bit, just to cut off association with them.
I've been wondering for a while why her arms are black even though she's not wearing gloves, and that's actually a really interesting theory. I can see her as a person willing to do anything for her goals... even if that means she gets injured herself (though she's always ready to use someone else to take the fall for her.)
You did not need to be a fighter to know the dangers of using a Delusion. It could grant you unspeakable power, but also have drawbacks better left to the imagination. Sure, the Harbingers were capable of controlling it. But sometimes things don't always go as planned.
She was strong, extremely strong, you believed that more than anyone. But you couldn't help but worry, especially when she nearly burst into your shared room, making you jump from the unexpectedly loud entrance. It seemed that she didn't expect you to be here right now, not at this time. You were usually elsewhere in the mansion. And she was usually not home at this time. And you immediately knew why.
"You're hurt," you quickly stood up. Something almost unnoticeable flickered in her eyes as she rebutted your statement.
"It is nothing. I am fine," she replied calmly, brushing off your words. You furrowed your eyebrows at her dismissal.
"Arlie, please consider taking a break from that... thing. It simply isn't good for-"
"[Name]. You know what my mission is. What I have to fulfill." Her voice came off sterner than she intended it to be and she realized as she noticed your quietness.
"There is no bleeding," she stated, returning to a softer tone. "I truly am fine. You need not worry. I just came to pick something up for business." You didn't want to sigh in front of her. Though her face had no trace of pain, you knew she was lying. She was hiding it from you.
You knew better than to push the subject. So right now, the only thing you could do was let it go, as you walked up to your lover and slowly wrapped your hands around her from behind. Arlecchino was still stiff from the tension in the conversation.
"Just... be careful out there." Arlecchino didn't respond, but she brought her hands up to cup your arms. Nothing else was to be said as the two of you stood there, relishing each other's company.
But your heart still hurt when you saw the medical supplies and pills you left for her were used.
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pomellon · 1 year
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Who are all of Dream's talonmates and heartmates in the dragon au? :D I know he probably wouldn't have any more than 5 talonmates - because otherwise he'd probably have trouble remembering them all lol - and does he have one or two heartmates?
He doesn't have any heartmates yet. Since heartmates are centred around starting a family dragons will rarely pick their hearts before they're mature adults (around 40-60 y/o) and can have eggs. Most dragons follow this, even if they're a pair who don't plan to have hatchlings together.
As for talonmates his first one is George, his second one is Punz, and his third is Sapnap! I've been considering some Awesamdream for this au too so maaaybe Sam too?
Any one, or two, of his talons could upgrade to his hearts once they're older uvu
I also know for sure I want Dream and Techno to be wingmates and I think it would be really funny if Dream and Tommy were wings or thorns! Just imagine Tommy and Dream realizing they've bonded and Tommy is like :DD!! And Dream is like oh, oh no...
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theenpcbracket · 10 months
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Seeding Round: Poll 3
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(The only image submitted for this round was for option 1, The Shrike) More about each NPC below the cut!
Character Descriptions are in the order of their appearance in the poll!
Character 1
Name: The Shrike Party: The Fosters Relationship to party: Mom, stepmom, former boss, current leader What makes them the best NPC: She's a thousands-of-years-old gnomish planar-physics prodigy from the future. She's divorced. She's engaged. She misses her wife. She's an absentee mom and she's mom of the year. She bakes the best scones in the world. She will shoot you with a harpoon without hesitation. She invented robotics. She loves prime numbers. She built her own legs. She sold her soul to a dubious and unknowable god in order to save her species' future. She's even a lesbian. The Shike. Bwaaaa Quote: "YOU DON'T GET TO BEAT ME AT THIS, MOTHERFUCKER. WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
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Character 2
Name: Yennefer Party: The Town Wreckers Relationship to party: Tavernkeep, party member's girlfriend
What makes them the best NPC: Yennefer is a very tall gnoll woman who runs a tavern called The Bloody Sun. She's got a very high pitched kinda squeaky voice. She's very no-nonsense but also very sweet if you're a good customer. She grew up as a pit fighter, but left to find a place where she can make good food, sell strong ale, and wouldn't freak everyone out upon seeing a strong gnoll woman. She'll cook up pretty much any type of meat you bring back to the tavern as well, she's always interested in trying something new.
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Character 3
Name: Greggor Handson Party: The Bomb Squad Relationship to party: "Healer"
What makes them the best NPC: Every party need a healer. If you don’t have one, you need one. And if you are on a budget, Greggor Handson can be yours! Greggor was exiled from polite society and lives in an abandoned castle, but his rates are low low low and his survival rates are high high high! Better yet, he wont ask you any questions! Are your burn marks related to the explosion at the Duke’s palace? Does your description match a group wanted by the law? Greggor doesn’t care! Greggor just wants the opportunity to work on your body and maaaybe make an improvement here or there. Don’t worry! All new eyes have dark vision and the risk of infection is minimal.
Greggor prides himself not only in the quality of his work, but also his service. His appearance IS off putting, there is absolutely NO getting around it. But be assured all alterations to his body were made by Greggor himself. That he is somehow still alive is a testament to his abilities. Could a “sane” but only moderately talented healer make such radical modifications and survive? No! As Greggor himself would say, when given the choice between sanity and ability, “thanity is grothely overethtimated, theheheh”. His contagious enthusiasm for his work and frank bedside manner is what sets him apart. As Greggor would say, “I gif mythelf four thumbth up! Any more ith medically unnethethary – and I thould know! I’m a doctor.” Quote: "You were more than my paithenth, you were my friendth," Greggor's last words.
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vickyvicarious · 7 months
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Mina is so so smart <3
I love the way says "be quick, the time is short!" something about the delivery...
"during which my own heart beat - like a trip hammer," this one too
The hesitation and slow way he describes Mina's hypnotized eyes
ooh the way she speaks when hypnotized!
"Sleep has no place it can call its own." something quite chilling about this line
"The answer came dreamily, but with intention; it were as though she were interpreting something. I have heard her use the same tone when reading her shorthand notes." I love Mina figuring things out and I love Jonathan recognizing all her specific tones of voice
oooh the audio coming in at "the lapping of water"
I love the noises of the ship as well. And van Helsing's urgent tone
"Jonathan's so fierce knife put him in the danger that even he dread." YES. HAHAHAHA
omg van Helsing quoting Art again is so cute. or at least what he thinks Art would say
"and have breakfast which we all need" good priorities.
the tiny little sigh through his nose Jonathan does at "he would say no more" he is so done with information being hid till a more appropriate time
van Helsing is so good at the ominous pronouncements
AUGH MINA
Jonathan sounds so worried and sad when he describes her fainting
Van Helsing introducing this as "Dr. Seward's Phonograph Diary" is quite cute
"But do you stay and take care of her to-day. This is your best and most holiest office." trust me van Helsing, Jonathan is way ahead of you on the whole 'staying by Mina's side is the holiest pursuit' thing. maaaybe not in the way you want
"poor Miss Lucy" :( :( but also sucks to be you Dracula
"he take hundreds of years to get so far as London; and yet in one day, when we know of the disposal of him we drive him out." DAMN RIGHT YOU DID
why did you read his message to her rather than just playing it for her, Jonathan? ....was she stuck in bed or something?
oh god the way he says "my own - terrible experience in Castle Dracula"
the love in his voice when he talks about Mina!!!!!
ending with a precise time. <3
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