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ohbother2 · 3 months

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*watching Charlie try and plead for sinners to be redeemed*

do you see this shit Lute?

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punkeropercyjackson · 2 months

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'End cringe culture!!!'You guys can't even handle adults who love kids cartoons because they have lgbt representation

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milimeters-morales · 11 months

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another reason why Hobie can’t stand Miguel’s ass

#miles morales #spiderman #spider man #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #miguel o’hara #spiderman 2099 #spider man 2099 #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderman atsv #m&m posts #shit does that count as spoilers? probably ffs i’ll put it at the end of the tags #spoilers mentioned ->#i originally was gonna do gwen being dragged into the fight but there were issues #bc if you replaced miles with hobie it wouldn’t make sense seeing as his parents aren’t in his life #even if he let her stay with him for some months

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extra-somethin-somethin · 1 month

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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

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spaceistheplaceart · 4 months

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I miss when shows had stupid goofy shit in them that you were supposed to take seriously. I miss robins "holy ____ on a ____, batman!" I miss spiderman crawling around like an insectoid, I miss weird shit that doesn't make sense like "a meteor crashed down on Earth and awoke mummified lion people that lived in caves for thousands of years", I miss when in scooby doo they'd eat fog or dracula hosted races every year, i miss "Columbo has a skateboarding descendant Boronco" or "Napoleon's descendant runs a terrorist organization that wants to take over the world bc its noisy and he wants to sleep". I love batshit plots with weird circumstances that make no sense but they're fun and entertaining-- give me shit that comes out of nowhere and baffles me but is still fun. I miss that kind of stuff man :/

#all of these are real #i just miss old shows that did this kind of stuff #and hey!!! if im wrong??? and you know of any modern shows like this!? let. me. know.#i would be delighted to be informed of any batshit stuff going on nowadays #op posts #in case ur interested the medis in which this happens is obvs batman and scooby doo but also #toeis spiderman from the 70s. lupin iii part 2 (parts 1 and 3 r crazy too)#and the 80s megaman show #shit just aint the same man. at least not from what ive seen #not to discredit those who like new shows! i do too! but i dont see a lot of goofy shit like this anymore. shows r afraid to be campy #or if they are campy it feels too... idk. silly. like. idk. i want silly stuff that youre supposed to take serious but you cant #anyways.

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lildoodlenoodle · 11 months

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Why I think Spider noir is on the younger side(18-20) in the new spiderverse movie per my previous post:

Let’s break it down by Context, Timeline, Mood, and ATSV

Context:

Spider noir has two comic runs that happen before COMICS spiderverse. With that said, there were like inter dimensional energy vampires and that’s obviously not the direction the spiderverse movies went with. So we’re going to largely disregard them for this. To expand, there was a big time jump between that last noir comic and the spiderverse ones. Peter would be closer to mid/late 20s at the start of the comics spiderverse and therefore ITSV if we were to integrate and replace the timelines, BUT I always hated the way they did that time jump in the comics and what it did to Peter’s character.

It felt like they were trying to tie him into 616 Peter wayyyy too much by making his love interest MJ(who we rlly haven’t seen and what we have seen hasn’t had good chemistry), have a good relationship with May(they rlly brushed him shooting someone in front of her and calling him an animal under the rug Huh), and going to college(I get it I do, but unlike most universes I don’t think this Peter could ever stop spiderman enough). There wasn't really any mention of Felicia, Urich, or Robby and their past. They also changed his webbing, his look, and his spider senses.

I felt like that was completely getting rid of all of Peter's characterization and he just becomes the spider with a gun from the 1930s. But the point is they clearly went in a very different artistic and narrative direction after the time jump to a point where it doesn’t feel like the same character.

Refitting the timeline:

So, scrapping the comics spiderverse timeline, I don’t really see a reason for a disjointed time jump. And after those first two comic runs it can be argued, for this Peter, that ITSV happens much sooner for him after that second run, possibly even after the first comic. Then ATSV would happen after that second run. There is an 8mo. time jump between the two runs so it is definitely feasible.

But let’s talk about mood between the runs.

We all know at least somewhat this Peter's origin, and if you don’t, to sum it up: organized crime, monsters, socialism, cannibalism.

The first run ends, Peter beats the goblin without killing him and he’s feeling pretty good about himself/confident. But he’s still got a lot of well deserved angst and self hatred. His uncle is dead, his new mentor/father figure is dead, his relationship with May is on the rocks to say the least, and there’s the whole Felicia thing. He’s still a high schooler and in that teen range, but a big ass lanky teenager who's only solid looking because of the gear he wears. I’d place him around 16-18, a case could be made for 15 but I’m going to politely disagree. ITSV could very easily be fairly soon after these events.

It’s 8 months after the first run. He becomes cocky and overconfident this whole next issue, possibly because of an interdimensionally inflated ego? Point is he feels on top of his game. Also worth mentioning, he’s ignoring MJ this whole issue to the point the audience knows basically nothing about her while he is having a very intense relationship with Felicia(which we already know how I feel about that whole mess) and who MJ is very blatantly and very badly a foil to.(I love MJ she is just not well written here).

The second run ends, his best friend/possible love interest(I said what I said), Robbie, is dead and unavenged.(I can talk a lot more about Robbie and what effect he had and will have on Peter going forward, also the disservice of his ‘death’) Felicia is disfigured and blames Peter. Peter not only blames himself for all this but the comic ends with him saying he feels powerless and a constant sense of impending doom. He really did not get a single win during this comic, man got the shit beaten out of him too. The age at the end of this comic is 17-19. After the last comic dude was messed up but still had hope, after this one we don’t see the fall out, but I can assure it was BAD. That whole ‘you don’t have to kill the bad guy thing’ is probably out the fucking window. I’m more hesitant to think ITSV happened after this run because of that. He isn’t just depressed or self loathing anymore, he isn’t just playing fast and loose with his life to get results. He does not care, he has no hope, and he doesn’t see a good future.

Pre - ATSV predictions with mild spoilers:

With the year and a couple of months time jump for ATSV it’s very plausible that the events of that last run plus possible spider task force shenanigans could happen before the movie. For more context in the comics spider noir was a recurring spider in the ‘elite strike force’. Personally, if he was invited, I could very much see him accepting, especially with his current mental state, and being very aggressive about it. Which, theoretically, could cause him to get kicked off or make a rash decision to leave bc fuck those guys. But the point is at the end of that last comic this man really doesn’t have a single win, he is in a prime state to be manipulated in.

Edit: my dumbass forgot literally the most important detail. The year 1933 is when ITSV noir comes from which matches this timeline with the comics as well.

To sum everything up, the reason why I think spider noirs age is in the 18/20 range is because it fits the above timeline, which I believe to be the most probable timeline of events that are canon by the movies while also staying consistent with at least some of the original comics. It should be further noted there is no evidence of his age throughout the ITSV movie, besides him being played by Nicholas Cage and being tall. In fact, I’d argue due to his excessive use of slang it would naturally place him in a younger category as well as the classic melodramaticness that can come with being a coping teenager. The most important thing that makes his age and at what point in his storyline he’s in up to interpretation is the fact that we see his face once and it’s heavily shadowed. If we saw his face more I’d feel better about giving him a more solid age, but till then context clues for the win. But anyways, this was long and I still have more I could get into/say and I will eventually. Feel free to ask any questions or even tell me why you disagree!

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movedtodykedvonte · 9 months

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Sinister Six meeting where the rest of the six hold an intervention for Mysterio cause constantly breathing in weed smoke in a fish bowl can’t be healthy.

#sinister six #mysterio #quentin beck #spiderman #spider-man #marvel comics #that shit is so fogged up and concentrated you cant see his face #him doing vape tricks and they explode from his helmet like the 4th of july fireworks

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martyrbat · 10 months

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so many of you talk about the cruel adults in your childhood that negatively effected you and caused lifelong insecurity yet you're still perfectly fine with being that mean stranger to any kid that has the misfortune of existing around you and thats just really gross !!!

#like i get kids can be overwhelming for a various amount of reasons but its not going to kill you to treat children with basic human decency #adults can be just as overwhelming or annoying—if not more. yet if you talked to an another adult the same way you do to a kid #then ppl would fucking hate you and not want to be around you because youre not being cool and witty—youre just mean!!!#everyone has experienced the frustration of being a kid being mistreated by an adult. some more than others #rather its ignoring your bodily autonomy (from sa and assault to hugging you when you don't want to be touched to not letting you #make your own harmless choices like a haircut or whatever). everyone has been talked down to or had their opinion treated like its nothing #or that their thoughts or input doesn't matter. everyone has a childhood experience with a mean or judgemental adult #yet over and over ppl are fine just repeating that cycle of abuse and hatred #like youre a young adult and youre still getting treated like shit by older ones. but youre able to have a drink or you graduated or smthn #so now you feel like you earned that right to be judgemental & angry & mean to a group of people that didnt fucking do anything to you #anyways. this is because im sick and had to go to the store to get groceries and meds #so its a 20 minute walk to the nearest store in 108 degrees bc i dont have gas money and then in the store im ofc using a face mask #like im sweaty and feel disgusting and like shit but this kid was SO fucking excited about his spiderman toy and wanted to talk and #his mom said ‘i told you no one wants to hear about that crap leave her alone’ and like?? no fuck off let a kid be happy?? hes not fucking #doing anything wrong?? so we talked and he showed me the little tiy that lights up and asked if i saw the new spiderverse movie #and i told him i havent! so he asked why so i explained i have photosensitivity and what that means and why i cant see it #(‘even though i heard its super cool!’) and HE WAS SO SWEET... like immediately hid the toy because oh! flashing lights can hurt me!#and then immediately said dont worry because he'll tell me about it so its like i saw it instead!#and like. guys imma be honest with you. i stilm got no fucking idea what this movie's plot is.#but you bet your fucking ass i was pretending like i was following along & was going ‘no way!’ ‘so it's a parallel universe...?’ ‘oh wow!’#like yea its unnecessary. i felt oike i was gonna collapse and im still struggling to breathe at home now. but also i been the kid #who just wanted to talk about my interests and no one wanted to or was dismissing it.#i know it's not a end of the world deal but i also know that crushing feeling. you gotta be the kindness you want to see in the world yknow #anyways. be nice to kids or im not going to be nice to you. they're one of the most vulnerable members of our society and deserves kindness

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skyhawkstragedy · 8 months

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the wall comp background in question

#bb25 #someone do the meatball josh background with the spiderman do you see this shit Nicki Minaj meme

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spider-man-2o99 · 1 year

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still overall optimistic as i had been figuring smthn like this would be the case ever since the full trailer drop. but. also know better than 2 get my hopes up just so they can later get crushed. feel like both andy samberg and the dog here praying these words aren't empty and that they don't just completely massacre miguel in atsv for the sake of bruteforcing a cheap kingpin parallel LOL

#talking tag #spider-man #across the spider-verse #atsv #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #spoons so so so so depleted rn but i Needed to post that gif under an oscar quote i Needed To.#i do not trust anything that ppl say abt a movie before it;s out AND the oscar-freaks have already killed One c-lister for me im Wary.#i can excuse being Wrong abt how insanely funny miguel is--the man cant help being allistic (rip)--but if the portrayal is Bad im.#if it;s Bad im blowing up the fuckinf sun #*Bad as in Without Nuance. or as in those dumb quote-unquote Theories ppl keep pissing nd shitting over that call mig a hyperviolent animal #what is presented in this interview could go either way towards very very good or very Very bad. i hope this movies ambition doesnt kill it #always hard to tell beforehand because mig is one of those characters i feel like people either Get or they don't #and there just Is No Damn Way To Tell if somebody gets how to write him until you see them /write him/.#NEED to stress im not upset if the plot is like. Miguel #-Has His Head Up His Ass For The First However-Long-Period Before BTSV.#that'd be FUN even.#i just want the character on the screen to be MIGUEL #sorry this isn't a Funny Post my body hurts so im Mean today.

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canary-song · 9 months

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Tomorrow I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed! Tonight, I'm paying too much attention to color symbolism. Drabble below the cut;

(In which Noir Peter returns home after the Collider Incident, briefly seeing in color, only for everything to fade as his universe reminds him how long hope lasts when you're a hero in a city like this. In which Robbie is dead. In which sunsets are orange until they aren't.)

(Writing inspired minorly by this post, by @im-a-luxury , which was mostly discussing ATSV, but got me thinking about post-ITSV noir)

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Peter learns about color, or rather, the full spectrum of color is forced upon him, during the Collider incident. It's too much, and it's always going to be too much - this isn't something he can will away or exposure therapy out of. Bright light is one thing he already has trouble with in his own world, but color is a greater beast.

Nonetheless, it's beautiful - unforgettable. It's spectacular in a way he has no words from his world to describe. It sticks with him.

He goes home.

And there's a cube in his pocket that he takes everywhere, when it feels safe to, and even if he leaves it there for days at a time without looking, it's a slight weight and a great reminder. It centers and grounds, making simple concepts he had barely had the time to grasp.

He comes home, and the memory of it in his hands, a blue sky overhead, clicks, shimmers. He thinks the sunset he's facing through the window might be orange to him, even if it's only a dream.

As he lets the hours tick by arguing back and forth over the correct amount of commas for an honestly disgracefully run-on bit of prose with Robbie, he decides that what he's looking at must be purple. Primaries, secondaries, cool and warm tones, they were terms that he was given and quickly lost, but the visual memory sticks, however unreadable.

Hooved hands steady a blue and red tile together on the side facing him, and he is told that they create purple when mixed.

Purple.

Robbie wears purple.

It's bright in his eyes, even if the person opposite him can't even see it, doesn't have the words to describe it - Saturation, value, hue - No, Peter doesn't have those words either, minus value, perhaps. But it's purple, and it fits, like a finished face, a portion of a puzzle solved.

He commandeers a scarf while visiting the Robertson household, and lets a tie go missing in exchange. He finds that he is often orange. Orange, like sunsets, he remembers. Was that yellow and green? Does it matter? They match. The puzzle slots.

He finds it odd, on the days he really considers it, how exposure changed his view. The reality that he's surrounded with - black and white, varying shades between greys - is a direct affront to the ideal his mind tries to fit beside it. The color isn't there, he knows, but something about it is tangible in a way that doesn't feel as fake as it should.

Is this hope?

He likes to think hope is purple.

And then, of course, like everything does in time, like black fabric left in the sun over weeks, bleaching to white, the cube begins to change.

It starts slow:

Maybe he doesn't move quickly enough, maybe a stray bullet puts his left shoulder out of commission, maybe he doesn't catch the person that kills the local newsboy's mother. The night after, he tries writing an apology with his right hand, and the words scrawl at a 20 degree slant downwards.

(The red face of the cube matches the grey of the table from where it sits staring at him as he abandons the effort altogether.)

Maybe he considers standing trial after he fails again to save someone, but he knows that the mask is as much his face now as anything else on it is. Is this how Osborne felt? A scar intersects the edge where his hair meets his forehead and goes down, like a mirror of the stitching he gave to the Spiderman’s face.

(The blue looks similar to the green - it's hard to discern, like it's spilling. He doesn’t see stars in New York’s sky through the smog, and what blue there might have been begins to fade.)

Maybe he gets ground into the wood panel floor under the fists of someone that has killed more than there are seats in a theater. He coughs up blood when he manages to roll over, and it's black - it's always been black, what other color could it be?

(The yellow and white are the same. The cube collects dust. He considers putting it in a drawer to forget about. He can't bring himself to until. Until.)

Maybe red and blue find no union in passing hands or shades. Maybe the sunset was only ever grey and grey and grey until black.

Maybe he doesn't board the boat that brings Robbie home.

Maybe he takes the second ship instead.

Maybe it didn't matter.

(Orange is the color of sunsets, fires, endings, and denouements. Even the venom of a closed-shut finality is robbed of the world.)

He doesn’t find a high rooftop to watch the sun makes its bed among clouds - white on grey on blooming black. After all, it’s already night when they dock at shore, Ellis Island behind them.

He takes the long walk home.

(The cube is posited into the black to sleep. No sunlight reaches it, and still it bleaches, completely, finally. It is set to rest, like the sun before they made it home, like purple under a scalpel, unlike Peter.)

He doesn’t sleep.

He has nothing to do but let go.

#do I maintag this? I guess I'm new here so that's. The only way people will see shit #not gonna maintag by ITSV though this drabble is. very much just him centric #spiderman noir #spidernoir #blogcat: writing #noir posting #hope this isn't completely unreadable #that last line is a Lie I don't think Noir Peter is psychologically capable of fully letting go of anything. but take if that what you will

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fortunatefires · 5 months

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Across the spiderverse is still so damn good! Every single time I watch it just AHHH