Death row Au Lineup

aww, look at them <3 theyre bad, BAD boys <3 too bad theyre gonna escape before they can be executed, huh? :)

please, PLEASE ask me about them! lmao

Edit: to learn some more about these boys and their stories, give the 'Death Row au' hashtag a click!

*pulls this outta my ass*

Idk frank sinatra man🤷 sorry for bad transitions idk how to do those 😭 deadass don't know how i'm drawing these- just enjoy it while i still can🤪

here are the frames lol

(obviously this is inspired by @/keferon's au)

Red Hood's one man war against his Twitter verification continues

(heads up: drugs+graphic threats of violence)

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++Plus a bonus I forgot from Jason's previous escapades

Saw this TikTok about how in the olden days people could be saved from the gallows if someone married them and Zosanzo brain immediately fired up

Scénario 1 has noble Sanji desperate to escape an arranged marriage to Pudding, being dragged along to a public execution (his dad and siblings always seem to enjoy them a lot) and, when seeing how young and dashing the man walking to the execution block/noose/guillotine is, remembers this law (it’s droningly mumbled by the guy reading out from a scroll- everyone usually just tunes out the whole thing) and Sanji dramatically calls out that he’ll marry this man, to the shock of everyone in attendance. At least this way he kind of had a choice and he’s helping someone, he figures.

(Alternatively he came to that execution with the « I’m marrying the next person walking up » mentality)

Scénario 2 could have Sanji on death row- either as a now poor, escaped man who found Zeff as an adoptive father or as a noble who openly betrayed his family and is being punished for it. Either way Zoro, the town’s wealthy wine merchant’s son, could either fall in love at first sight or have been pining for Sanji all along and is now in a moral conundrum because of course he wants to save his life but he feels bad for « trapping » him in a marriage

he has a gift for you

merleon design by @alvivaarts love ya!!

Finally a proper illustration of my favorite au created by @sonicexelle-junkary , happy one year to my favorite cannibal rodent.

Cap's got a new voice claim! feat. a tiny bit of Sparrows n her's unchanged vc because 1. it's cute to hear them together and 2. I snorted. The vibes are so different

[songs: So Familiar by Jean Castel and Driving Myself Home by Rose Betts]

Blushy Narinders based on one of those expression memes 💕

Narinders belong to @noneyes, @lilpuffyart, me, @iota404,

and @cotl-flower-crown, @furrycultfunnytime, and @cultoftheswag

Thank you for letting me draw your death kitties 🖤

Bonus under cut

Sisyphus belongs to @lilpuffyart

๋࣭ ⭑☔ for the ask game please! ๋࣭ ⭑

☔Is there a fic concept you have that you'd like to just explain and share because you're not sure you'll ever write it? If so, what is it?

Hello, dear Apri! thanks so much for asking. I have quite a few of these. I would never say never and in fact I have started writing all of these, to various extents, but they have been languishing in my docs for many years now so may never see the light of day.

First we have the Theo Knot fic (my eternal thanks to the Theo Knot anon) and I do really want to write this one because I think it would be really fun to tease out the tone? Like, would it be more cracky or more angsty? I think in my planning doc for this one I had the idea to bring adult Teddy into it too, with a werewolf inheritance and maybe him having a crush on Theo and that would bring tension between him and Harry... Or maybe he even has a crush on Harry and his wolfy instincts just make things worse. anyway I am mentioning this here because I really want it to happen sometime!

I also had an idea for a sentient homes fic where Harry finds out he has a country house (also left to him by Sirius) but that the house is actually "mated" or paired in some way with Malfoy Manor. Harry and Draco hate each other, and their house start ruining their lives by trying to shove them together. Lots of potential fun for healing/ redemption arc/ post-war reparation stuff. Plus country squire deliciousness.

Aaaand one other fic I have a good few thousand words written of is a multi-POV quidditch fic where Harry is a washed up somewhat slutty Quidditch star, and Draco comes back from France and buys the team Harry plays for in a last-ditch attempt to save them from relegation. I had eight scenes planned in the POVs of people like Pansy, Lee Jordan, an OC who is a young French seeker Draco recruits, Oliver Wood, Ron, and so on. I think I also had a scene with Draco wearing... gold... shorts? and then the final sex scene would be in Harry/Draco POV. anyway. i think that would be fun as I've never done a full multi POV fic.

Mera I wanted to ask for the jade killer series, will it be more horror inclined than anything? I'm just waiting for romance or spice to appear and I'm not sure if perhaps I misread your intended genre and it's actually not meant to be that at all. I'm generally a bit of a scaredy cat when it comes to horror, so if there won't be any of that in the end let me know and to spare myself the trauma I'll just go read one of your other fics instead (don't get me wrong, your jade killer fic is really good, it's me, a coward when it comes to scary)

Hi hi!!! There will eventually be nsfw scenes and themes of romance (though unhealthy) in the story! It's a slow burn, so Reader and Jade have to first tolerate each other before they can roll around in bed together. <3 but there are indeed psychological horror and thriller aspects. Without spoiling any major events, there is violence, descriptions of murder/blood/gore, and death in the story. Jade should also qualify as his own content warning because he's quite fearsome and brutal. ;;;;;

But please don't force yourself to read on if the things mentioned above are too much! I completely understand because the story does get scary and none of the characters are safe from gruesome fates. However, amidst the horror, there will be plenty of spice. Not only with Reader and Jade, but we can't forget that Reader had Azul first. hehehe >:D and their backstory is full of spice.

Written for AU-pril Day 2 prompts mythology + bar.

A god walks into a bar... and walks into a bar... and walks into a bar... and walks into a bar... and walks into a bar... and walks into a bar...

aka what happens when Edward, a god of the sea, dares to fall in love with a mortal.

5,600 words, rated teen, angst with a happy ending, David Jenkins-approved mythology of my own making

I was debating on doing this anonymous or not but please

Killers shoes in Death row 😭 he's gonna step on his laces and trip

Imagine Killer trying to tease Dust and Horror just to step on his own laces and faceplant

AUGHF- YES!

Honestly, im always amazed that people look that closely at my art, to figure OUT that he has his laces undone! In my head, people look at it for a few seconds and move on, but the fact that you looked close enough to REALISE his laces were undone, is just- <3 <3 <3

Killer just walks up to them like, "hey, what are you losers up to tonight? Got any ho-AUGH-!" as he falls flat on his face. heheh, hes so silly <3

Of gems and pages au in the brain again. I was thinking like: It's an au, I don't have to think much bout the friendquests and act 5 happenings when my au is set in a new loop+ scenario and then I remembered... That new loop+ relies on the act 5's loop a bit so now I got to thinkin more about the thing.

Like, with the friendquests, it'll turn out a liiil differently in that it'd be Odile's suggestion for Siffrin to check up on the others considering that the Siff in this au has no recollection of practically anything with the many loops that had occurred. Odile figures out that the others needed help with something and considering how the timeloop appears to be connected with Siff, thinks that it's important for them to be helping the others instead of her. So the friendquests goes like this now:

Odile suggests Siff check up on the others then asks Siff about it afterwards to figure out the next step. She finds out about Mira's bonding proposals and the fact that Siff needed to know Bonbon's favourite foods (for that one, instead of the focus being on Siff choosing, it'd be Odile). After finding that out during loops, Odile drops it as a hint like "I think I saw Mira looking over some bonding proposals, although, don't tell her I said that." and "I should stock up for Boniface's favourite foods. I have a list here, but I don't really need it anymore. You can have it." Meanwhile for her friendquest, she'll be the one to outright ask Siff for help instead of the other way around.

Also, the Euphrasie sequence still has Siff be the one to talk to her, that's also the biggest hint that Odile got about the timeloops being connected to Siffrin (Odile might also try to be the one to talk to Euphrasie too thinking it'd help, but... it didn't). So yea, those are the possible changes to the friendquests. Now for Act 5... Since Odile doesn't really benefit much to the spells the others unlock during the friendquests, I think there's no reason for her to seek them out and try to speedrun it the way that Siff did in canon. So the Act 5 sequence in this au is just directed at Siff. Odile reaching her breaking point and just confronts Siff about it, but horribly...

During that moment, Siff Will loop several times but he won't even remember much of it and it just upsets Odile more and more cuz it's clear as day! It's so crystal clear that the timeloop is connected to Siffrin and their emotions and their wish! SO WHAT IS HIS WISH?! But the more Odile pushes them for the answer in such an aggressive manner, the more Siffrin doesn't wanna speak with how horrified he is. And then Odile notices that, notices just how horrible she went about it and finally just lets go, and takes a step back away from Siff to cool off (and take the orbs in the clocktower while everyone isn't around).

She waits until everyone goes in the clocktower to go to the House. Maybe she can get an answer out of the King instead, maybe if she kills him herself, Something would happen cuz clearly she's-- whatever being is responsible for this's-- "Chosen One" of handling the timeloops being controled by her family member. The way the House warps in Act 5 warps in a manner that "keeps her away," it wants to stall her basically. Courtesy of the theory by someone else about the House during Act 5 warps according to Siffrin's desire of getting to the King faster. So here, it warps to the desire of keeping Odile out cuz as hurt as Siffrin was during that whole argument, when she didn't arrive in the clocktower, he fears that she might be doing something dangerous. And he's right.

Also, during the battle with the King, Odile wasn't being frozen in time the way that Siffrin was in canon. In this au, Odile fights that back and for a split second her lvl reached 100 during then. That has repercussions... which will be: Her body cracking aka getting turned into stone for not only using up all of her craft power but Nearly breaking the limit of which the body can handle. I say Nearly, cuz before Odile can blast the King away with a force of a thousand suns, the family members got to her in time, which broke her focus on the attack and she collapsed from it but it still doesn't change the fact that she Did nearly went past the limit there. And now she's Dying-- But wait! We have new loop+ for that :D

I think PrinceZam should be put in a saw trap. Not that it’d be good for him just that it would force him to either confront the worst of his mortality and all of his fears and force him to reckon with the parts of himself that he continually tries to deny. Or die trying

Yeah I'm just gonna post this with 0 context lol

What’s the Safe AU I’m seeing?? I’m hunting your blog for 2 hours now and scanning your ao3 😭 please I beg of thy, I crave happy family war criminals

Alsooo out of curiosity- do you think Rtom or tord could heal if taken away from their situations? Or have they already lost their marbles. There is no super glue orrr thems gone. Cause I could maybe Rtom possibly healing himself and learning to be happy but Rtord is more difficult cause he’s already so powerful and stupid… may be too late for the sewer rat, bath and body works can’t heal stinky to the soul.

Sorta high- sorry for typos and general confusing-ness I craft into my wording.

Safe AU?? Im assuming you mean Stay anon, hahaha. If that IS the case, the Stay AU is a personal ew timeline of mine that can be treated like regular Eddsworld, just with the catch that an apocalypse happened a few centuries ago, and it’s got a more ‘realistic’ take than a cartoony one.

As for the Regimen asks….well, I doubt it would be healthy for ANYBODY if Tom and Tord stayed together in this universe. They can heal, on a personal level maybe (I’m all for second chances), but a relationship is out of the cards.