literally everything having to do with ron delite is hilarious. doesn't know what he's talking about ever. became a criminal to fuel his wifes shopping addiction. so pathetic that he gets declared innocent for a crime he's guilty of. when asked a question by his own lawyer he asks phoenix what HE thinks. admits to a murder he didnt actually commit several times on accident. found a dead body and instead of calling the cops his immediate, innate reaction was to hide said body. when asks why he hid that body in the safe his response is that it wouldnt fit in a drawer. confesses to being a criminal but the court cant do shit about it because of double jepordy. uses his freedom to run a rehab center for thieves, only to sell heist plans to said thieves. also uses his freedom to team up with his wife to continue stealing. flirts with another man in front of his wife and also an entire courtroom
superman: the man of steel #63 is literally so good. clark gets kidnapped while depowered and lois goes off the shits about it!!! she will blow this whole building up see if she doesn't!!! and the way he just has faith in her coming for him and is like "well if i keep them busy torturing me instead of looking for her, she'll have an easier time sneaking in and getting us both out of here" meanwhile she's like THEYRE TORTURING MY HUSBAND?! ILL KILL THEM. them flirting with each other the entire time theyre escaping bc its still their honeymoon. clark leaning on lois. lois admitting she understands the overprotectiveness now. the kiss against the explosions in the backdrop. my god. who is fucking doing it like clois!!!!!
This isn’t commonly known but one of the rings of hell is actually being in a fandom wherein the popular bloggers have the worst opinions known to man that everyone else parrots
apollo justice is such a funny character because he is sooo committed to truth and justice and being good and a normal guy and doing things the Right Way that sometimes he circles around to just being kind of an ass. he gets so mad that phoenix forged the ace that he punches him, like, apollo. that's not very kind and law abiding of you is it
Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access