If the energy iffy, i do a magic tricky😐🪄🫥

There is piss and shyt in the dating pool right now and it is so exhausting looking for someone. I'm comfortable in my home with my movies and snacks.

I will venture back into the muck one day but now is not that time.

Feed us Tacos and Don't be a piece of shit!!

The bar is so low its crushing the crops

Superbat are dating but keeping it a secret from the JL bc they both agree they don't want their relationship to affect the league, and Batman does a very good job of this--he is a brick wall, he is nicer to Clark bc they're friends but does not otherwise reveal any deeper emotions or affection.

Clark, on the other hand, is very bad at concealing his emotions. He stares lovingly at Batman, he clearly wants to hold Batman's hand, he looks so happy whenever he talks to Batman. The rest of the JL feels so bad for Supes bc he's clearly pining after Batman who will barely give him the time of day, so in order to cheer up their friend, they decide to help him get over his feelings by setting him up on dates.

Now every time they have a meeting or are hanging out at the watchtower, the other members keep trying to set him up on dates or introduce to him to people, showing him pictures and trying to sell him on someone, and Clark is trying so hard to politely refuse all this without explaining why and it just makes the JL try harder bc obviously he's just so in love with Batman he can't even think about trying with someone else.

Batman is not amused by everyone trying to send his boyfriend on dates with other people.

me: heyyyy [with the intention of kissing your forehead, taking you out on dates, and loving you forever]

Asking Mammon to teach me how to play pool just so I can drive him insane.

Wearing a short skirt so every time I bend over the table he can get a good look at my pair of yellow and white lacy panties I put on just for him.

Purposely doing horribly so he will come up behind me and press against me and as he guides my hands. Trying desperately to keep it together as I grind myself against him.

Hoping that my teasing gets to him so he will just give in and fuck me on his pool table.

Divider by @benkeibear

oh hey, its the two most annoying anachronistic assholes on the planet

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How is this a confusing or unexpected result?

Trans "men" are female. Lesbians are female homosexuals. Why is this fucked up?

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