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robin374 · 9 months

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I saw that your requests were open and I jumped into action lol

Any ideas for the Mercs and reader with an “only one bed” trope? (Love the stuff youve written btw <3)

One Bed Trope with the mercs (part 1)

I'm gonna start with Demoman because he is my husband and gets the privilege of being the first.

Demoman ❤️

He just wanted to sleep man 😭

When you two finished the assigned mission that Miss Pauling gave you two, you went to the hotel/motel (how do you call it in English?). When you entered the room the first thing you two saw was a single big bed, for two people.

You looked at Demo and he was awkwardly standing there. He couldn't believe his eye

👁️👄

"I'll sleep on the floor, don't worry Demo." "No, Y/N. I've slept in all kinds of places, I think I can handle sleeping on the floor" "And that's exactly why you are sleeping in the bed"

At the end, you two decide to sleep in the same bed. He couldn't help but feel nervous, like yeah, he has slept at the top of Edinburgh's castle. Or with some random seals at a random beach. But he's never slept with the person he's in love with.

With that said, he remembers those words his Mom told him once.

"You better get a job, Tavish!"

I could give him a good job-

I don't know why he remembered that, don't ask me.

HE'S SO WARM KSDKAODJAKL I feel like his body would be so warm, because of the amount of alcohol he consumes.

He snores a little bit. Just tiny tiny tiny tiny little bit. 🤏

Not as much as Heavy at least.

He's a heavy sleeper so good luck trying to wake him up

I feel like he would see it as an opportunity to confess his feelings. Like you two are talking while laying down in bed, and casually spits it out. By the time you realize what he said, he is already sound asleep, his back facing you.

"I'm in love with you, Y/N" "Hmm? What did you say? I didn't hear you *Scottish snoring*

Scout 🤡

HE DOES NOT HESITATE 🗣️🗣️

He knows what these situations are about and he will not let it slide so easily.

He doesn't even ask you if you are okay with sleeping with him, he just says "I'm so tired, let's sleep!" And he launches himself towards the bed.

He will pat the space next to him silently telling you to sleep too.

But then reality hits him like a rock, he is sleeping with you. He is really happy, any girl would've slapped him at tha exact moment, but you just accepted your fate.

He doesn't snore, but he does this thing that dogs do that is moving his legs as if he was running.

You better be a heavy sleeper because he talks while sleeping.

"Spy stole my chicken and now I can't eat my bullets. " "Scout are you awake?" "Fuck you Spy, I miss my chicken :("

He got so red when he woke up in the morning. You were still asleep, that's the first thing he saw after opening his eyes. He wanted to kiss you so bad.

"Good morning, toots. You've slept well?"

He's so in love with istg.

But he won't confess, he wants to keep this as a (really) good memory and confess after he's sure that you feel the same.

Scared of rejection I guess.

Engie 🤠

He's so casual about it.

He has to sleep in the same bed as his crush? Well, darn.

"It is what it is" energy.

You don't want him to sleep on the floor and he doesn't want you to sleep on the floor. Oh no, sadly we will have to sleep in the same bed :( (that's sarcasm for those confused)

"Come here, sugar, I don't bite." Unless you want me to.

He snores more than Demo sorry, it's bearable though. It's like having a horse next to you huffing and puffiing. A horse you don't mind to ride (ok I'll stop now sorry lmao)

He's like a teddy bear, he doesn't mind if you hug him. On the contrary, he will "unintentionally" pull you closer.

He would wake up in the middle of the night, because he's not used to sleeping like a normal person would do. So he will take advantage of it and admire your beautiful face. How the moonlight delicatedly lights your face, your closed eyes giving that feel of calmness... He will eventually kiss your forehead and go back to sleep.

He won't say a word about it in the morning. He will just greet you like always do in the base and get back to work.

In the inside he's screaming, dancing, running, whooping of joy. For him, it's one little step more to you being his pardner.

#tf2 x reader #tf2 #team fortress two #tf2 headcanons #tf2 engie x reader #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 scout x reader #tf2 demoman x reader

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lonelypep · 8 months

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hi tumblr

ive been rewatching gravity falls and i thought it would be funny to recap certain events in the show with no context whatsoever

-dipper sings dancing queen by abba with a mutant bear he was about to kill.

-stan, a man in his 60-70s, lectures a child on how to formulate an evil plan. (the child is 4 years old, stans rival, and having a mental breakdown because stan's granchildren are in his armpits)

-dipper gets literally mauled by a wolf and decides its better than going to his sister's sleepover.

-larry king gets decapitated.

-kids break in to a convenience store where one of them gets high out of her mind on cheap illegal ice cream (normal tuesday for these kids)

-kids find out about the 8th and a half president: who made the first all-baby supreme court.

-grunkle stan wins the football bowl. he taught the footballers and their gloating friends a lesson. he wins a football winning trophy, and a beautiful woman aptly named beautiful woman. but he couldnt have done it, any of it, without his sidekick footbot.

-soos is canonically afraid of british dog men. hes so real for that honestly.

-ARE YOU SICK OF PILES OF OWLS CONSTANTLY BLOCKING YOUR DRIVEWAY?! WELL THEN YOU GOTTA GET OWL TROWEL

-youre laughing. people are sick of piles of owls constantly blocking their driveway and youre laughing.

-the only on screen character death, with the exception of bill, is that of big henry, who sacrificed himself by taking a golf ball to the other side of the mine. the protagonists never learn this.

-soos turns into clay and starts breaking the laws of the universe. so stan kills him with a radio.

-two kids travel back in time and crush toby's musical theatre dreams.

-"dudebro" became a mainstay in my regular vocabulary for two years because of this show.

-grunkle stan teaches a bear how to drive. he almost gets arrested in this episode. not for teaching a bear how to drive but because of tax fraud.

-soos' stomach emits whale noises.

-mcgucket has apparently exploded an entire downtown city because his pal earnie didn't come to his retirement party. justified tbh

-stan starts booing some little kids because they told their grandpa they loved him

-let me just set the scene for a sec here: its 2016. its a beautiful summer day, where the hazy nostalgia of a music festival fills your eyes, your ears, and the uneasy excitement of love in the hot summer air makes every second better than the last. suddenly, a gigantic flaming head of a man saying "i eat kids" descends upon you from the sky. the graphic horror is something youll never forget. the grotesque image of people in terror at this gargantuan mass of flaming flesh. it burns into your eyes. is this it for you? you see a child, clueless to the situation, ask his mother his final words: is the giant flaming head going to eat us? she says yes. as it consumes you, you cry a single tear. im done being dramatic but this did happen

-beautiful men eat out of stan's trash (this apparently happens consistently)

-youre laughing. darn beautiful men are always eating out of his trash and youre laughing.

-stan strips on public television.

-gourney gets eaten by a halloween monster. he is only freed when soos eats the monnster.

-the gravity falls universe has a public television program where babies fight each other.

-grunkle stan tries to burn aforementioned four year old nemesis alive.

-ok not really but he tries to blind him at least which is still pretty bad.

-grunkle stan tries to steal an animatronic badger

-mabeland has a government entirely run by mabel. this makes mabel an autocratic fascist. sorry i dont make the rules.

-soos' mom turns into a chair.

-theres a character named toot toot mc bumblesnazzle, who plays a banjo. go ahead and guess his narrative importance. if you guess cult leader, correct!

-neil degrasse tyson plays a pig.

and last but certainly not least, stan has illegally shipped pugs across the us border.

#i spent hours on this #gravity falls #pines family #grunkle stan #dipper pines #gravity falls dipper #mabel pines #gravity falls mabel #stan pines #alex hirsch #long post

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wasabidottie · 8 months

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i don't hate your guts (Jschlatt)

A/n: I really adore the "hates everyone, but you trope" I think its just so darn AHGDEJWDJ :) anywho hope you guys enjoy.

In the heart of the chaotic world that Jschlatt occupied, he often found himself surrounded by a sea of faces that seemed to blur into a homogeneous crowd. The noise, the politics, the ceaseless banter—it all grated on his nerves, and he embraced the reputation he had earned as a man who "hated everyone."

But then, there was you.

In the midst of the noise, your voice became a distinct melody that stood out from the cacophony. Your laughter, a soothing note that cut through the chaos. He might grumble about the rest of the world, but when it came to you, his demeanor shifted.

It wasn't that he was any less cantankerous around you—no, his sharp remarks and sarcastic jabs remained firmly in place. But there was an underlying warmth, a spark of something that refused to be extinguished.

"Hey, dollface," he'd greet you, that mischievous glint in his eyes as he playfully teased you, "I don't hate your guts, if that's any consolation."

You'd roll your eyes, knowing that behind the facade of indifference lay a camaraderie that was unique and special. It wasn't that he truly despised everyone else; it was that he was fiercely protective of the bond you shared. In a world that often felt cold and unforgiving, you were his sanctuary.

And it was in the subtle gestures—the way he'd offer you his flask with a gruff, "Just this once, toots," or the times he'd stand up for you when others tried to push your buttons—that his affection manifested. He might mock your taste in music, berate your choice of snacks, or even feign annoyance when you bickered about his reckless antics, but his actions spoke louder than his words.

Amid the chaos, you were his constant. A reminder that not everything was lost to the maelstrom of life. He might hate the world, but he didn't hate you. In fact, it was quite the opposite—you were the anchor that kept him tethered to something real, something worth protecting.

So, while he continued to grumble about everything and everyone around him, you knew that in his heart, you held a special place that was reserved for only you. And in the silence of unspoken sentiments, you found comfort in the unbreakable connection you shared with the man who claimed to hate everyone but you.

#chuckle sammy #chuckle sandwich x reader #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt #schlatt x reader #my english teacher would be proud of my use of cantankerous #schlatt x you #jschlatt #:)

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thesimquarter · 10 months

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Some Unused Urbz (GBA) Dialogue

I was looking through the string table in the Urbz for GBA and noticed some dialogue that goes unused in the actual game and decided to catalogue it and share it because I just love things like this.

If you see an '@1', in the dialogue, that's just a placeholder for the player's name (or at least for all of THESE. Sometimes it's used for other things.)

As a side note, the dialogue for this game is pretty well-organized and all the characters have distinct enough voices (TS2GBA DO NOT INTERACT) that it's incredibly easy to figure out who said what. There's also a lot more unused strings, but I'm just focusing on the dialogue right now

First of all, all characters, not just those you can have as a roommate, have roommate acceptance dialogues. So, here are all the unused ones.

BAYOU BOO: Gosh, that's fine idea. Don't mind if I do. BERKELEY CLODD: Sure I'll move in with you. What a splendid way to meet a whole new set of clients. LINCOLN BROADSHEET: Sure, I'll live with you, buddy. But be warned: I stay up late. CRAWDAD CLEM: You know, It'd be real fun to share accommodations with you for a bit. Sure. EPHRAM EARL: To haunt your house with your permission, this I will do. PRITCHARD LOCKSLEY: Sure, so long as you help me memorize my lines. HARLAN KING: Of course I will. How wonderful! LOTTIE CASH: Okay! That'd be killer! We're going to have such an awesome time. LUTHOR L. BIGBUCKS: Sure, why not. It'll be just like college all over again. MAMBO LOA: I would gladly share accommodations with you. When do I move in? Now? MAXIMILLIAN MOORE: Sure, why not? So long as you don't mind the smell of bleach. OLDE SALTY: You're darn tooting! I'd be your roommate any day. CRYSTAL: Okay! I can't wait to redecorate your dumpy pad. POLLY NOMIAL: Yes. To maintain a domicile with you would be most enlightening. GIUSEPPI MEZZOALTO: Why not, right? It'll be loads of fun. I'm moving in today! ROXANNA MOXIE: Sure, why not? It'll be fun, you know? A real laugh. THERESA BULLHORN: Yes! I would love to share your life of glamour and fame. DARIUS: Heck yeah, dawg. We can kick it together. DADDY BIGBUCKS: You betcha! DET. DAN D. MANN: It's an interesting proposition. Hm… Consider it done! LILY GATES: An excellent plan! Your place is much closer to where I work! KRIS THISTLE: You want me to move in with you? After all I've done? Wow. You're great. GRAMMA HATTIE: What a grand idea. Your house will be a great place to hold meetings.

There is also an unused set of rep group-related dialogues. These ones most likely being used if you managed to get an exceedingly poor rep with your rep group.

DARIUS: Hey, @1. Check yourself before you wreck your Rep. The Streeties are getting sick of you hanging around. LUTHOR L. BIGBUCKS: Sorry to be the one to break this to you, @1, but the rest of the Richies think you're getting a tad uppity. Clean up your act or we'll boot you. POLLY NOMIAL: Our patience with your gradual assimilation into our social sphere is waning. Progress or be excommunicated from the Nerdies. ROXANNA MOXIE: A few words of advice @1. Shape up or ship out of our group. End of story.

These MAY not be unused, but I've never heard of anyone getting any of these messages, and, for the life of me, I could not get them to activate through my own twiddling. There exists no dialogue for actually kicking you out of the rep group. So even if this WAS used, it would just be an empty threat. (I mean… it's implied that it was your rep group that picked you up after you crash landed in Miniopolis, which is why you're apart of it despite not really knowing anyone.)

As a side note, when I was going through getting to -10 rep points with the Richies, after about -6, every time I lost a rep group point, Roxanna Moxie kept on giving my silver plaques. RICHIE silver plaques. Using the Artsie silver plaque dialogue. By the time I was done testing things out, I had five of them. Strange glitch?

So, the Urbz GBA, for whatever reason, doesn’t let us romance the elderly. That doesn't mean that there isn't flirting and kissing dialogue for the unromancable characters! The first dialogue is flirting, and the second one is refusing to accept a kiss.

EPHRAM EARL: A piece of human interest seems to be the loving way. EPHRAM EARL: I cannot kiss that which I cannot touch. HARLAN KING: Eh? Does that have a saucy secondary meaning I am not aware of? HARLAN KING: Ugh! No! Your breath smells like everything but fresh! OLDE SALTY: Arrr, you've cracked my barnacle encrusted heart! OLDE SALTY: I'll kiss no one! Not until you proves your devotion! DADDY BIGBUCKS: Hello there… do you mind if I buy you a small island? DADDY BIGBUCKS: Get away from me, you pest! I'd sooner kiss a sneezing dog. GRAMMA HATTIE: Stop it this instant. I know you're just trying to fool with an old woman's mind. GRAMMA HATTIE: Ack! Help! Help! Police! This boy is trying to inhale me!

Related, when a character accepts a hug or a kiss in-game, they don't say anything. However, there is actually unused dialogue for this event. Almost all of it is just "Aw!". However, there's a few exceptions.

BAYOU BOO: Aw! BAYOU BOO: Plant one right here, girl! BERKELEY CLODD: Come hither and embrace me, @1! BERKELEY CLODD: Ah! LINCOLN BROADSHEET: Come here, you! LINCOLN BROADSHEET: Oh! EPHRAM EARL: If arms were ribbons consider this my bow. EPHRAM EARL: Ah! EWAN WATAHMEE: Hugs are free, yes. But they are also round. EWAN WATAHMEE: Ah! PRITCHARD LOCKSLEY: It's so good to see you too! Let's do lunch. PRITCHARD LOCKSLEY: Ah! LOTTIE CASH: It's fun to be this close to me, huh? LOTTIE CASH: Oh! LUTHOR L. BIGBUCKS: Wrap your arms around me, baby. LUTHOR L. BIGBUCKS: Yeah! MAXIMILLIAN MOORE: You washed your hands before you hugged me, right? MAXIMILLIAN MOORE: Eek! CRYSTAL: Gee, thanks. You're sweet. CRYSTAL: Oh! OLDE SALTY: That's right, give poor Olde Salty a nice hug. OLDE SALTY: Yay! DADDY BIGBUCKS: Normally I don't let people touch me if they're not wearing an expensive coat. But for you'll I'll make an exception. DADDY BIGBUCKS: Normally I don't let people kiss me if they're not wearing fruity lip gloss. But for you'll I'll make an exception.

The first dialogue here is accepting a hug; the second is accepting a kiss. All characters not listed here just has "Aw!" as a response to both being kissed and hugged.

There seems to be a scrapped interaction, most likely called 'Talk about Pets.' from the subject of the replies and the fact that it was tucked between 'Talk about Ninjas' and 'Talk about Politics,' which would make the placement alphabetical. I wonder why it went unused!

Not every single character had a line for this. The following characters do not: Bayou Boo, Crawdad Clem, Ephram Earl, Ewan Watahmee Harlan King, Luthor L. Bigbucks, Mambo Loa, Misty Waters, Olde Salty, and Theresa Bullhorn. Some of these characters do have other lines that refer to owning a pet; they just don't have a dialogue here.

BERKELEY CLODD: I looked into buying a talented chimpanzee, but very few know how to pick pock- er, pick their nose. LINCOLN BROADSHEET: I have my pet rabbit to thank for my interest in journalism. Why? Well… isn't it obvious? PRITCHARD LOCKSLEY: I was so proud my pet lizard Harvey was cast as the lead in a new gladiator film. Sure he beat me for the role… but he was wonderful! LOTTIE CASH: I have a cute little pug named Paris. You don't think I'll get sued for that, do you? I hope not. MAXIMILLIAN MOORE: Sooner or later, every disease that pets get will jump to humans! The end is near! CRYSTAL: I totally want a pet dolphin so it can protect me from sharks. PHOEBE TWIDDLE: My mom was a cat lady and my dad was a dog guy, so I learned to love pets very early on. But I'll never forget the smell. POLLY NOMIAL: Your colorful colloquy is highly amusing. GIUSEPPI MEZZOALTO: If I tell you I like snakes, you'd better not make any jokes. Got it? ROXANNA MOXIE: Come by the carnival sometime! There are lots of needy animals there. SUE PIRNOVA: I'm not organized enough to take care of another creature. The best I can manage is feeding ants. DARIUS: I like goldfish. What? DADDY BIGBUCKS: Yuck! There is nothing worse that a sniveling, drooling, hairy servant who cannot follow orders. DET. DAN D. MANN: When people don't clean up after their pets, who do you think has to do it for them? Huh? I'm asking you because I don't know the answer. LILY GATES: Every time I buy a pet, I get so busy I forget to feed it. And then… well… I shouldn't own any pets. KRIS THISTLE: Don't remind me! My landlord doesn't allow pets, so when I moved here I was forced to sell my ferret. CANNONBALL COLEMAN: I owned a crow a few years ago. He made enough noise to scare ghosts away. I miss that old bird. GRAMMA HATTIE: I'm definitely a cat person. And a dog person. And a chicken person too. I'm really a pet person. DUSTY HOGG: I used to own a small python and a small dog. Now I just own a bigger python.

'Talk about Pets' does not show up in the list of interactions earlier in the string set.

Lincoln Broadsheet has some mission dialogue that, again, may not be unused, but I have never seen, and I have never seen anyone else talk about it.

YOU: Mister Broadsheet, would you help me write a thesis? LINCOLN BROADSHEET: Gosh, I would if I wasn't so busy. Tell you what I can do though: I'll let you use my computer to log in to my research database. That should give you some good ideas. LINCOLN BROADSHEET: Hey, have you heard the recent news? A local TV station is filming a new Reality Television Show. YOU: Interesting, but I don't watch much TV. LINCOLN BROADSHEET: Me neither, but don't let that stop you from going up to Paradise Island and signing up. If you do well I could write a big article about you. YOU: Are they still letting people sign up? LINCOLN BROADSHEET: I think so. Head up to Paradise Island and see for yourself. And if you do well Id love to write an article on you.

Note: I have been informed that the first two lines in this section actually can happen in-game!

It is also appears he would have given the player the Reality TV Show plotline.

And finally, ‘The Bad Ending.’

DADDY BIGBUCKS: People around here call me Daddy Bigbucks. If you like what you see in Miniopolis, it's a good bet I own it.

This is actually listed next to all the character introductions, so this would have been how Daddy Bigbucks introduced himself, if he were to actually introduce himself. There are placeholders for the other characters who don’t get to say a proper introduction as well (Kris Thistle, Det. Dan D. Mann, Crawdad Clem, Harlan King), but they’re just placeholders. No text of relevance.

#urbz #the urbz #sims handhelds #gba sims #OH and i didn't personally extract all the strings from the game #someone posted it somewhere (i forgot who and where at) and i saved itttt ages ago #was just looking through it and noticed some unused dialogues and decided to share it!#i'm looking through the TSBO string ATM and ngl there isn't very much in the terms of character dialogue #-- AND SOMETHING ELSE. so a few characters in the urbz have dialogues referring to being arrested for passing out #in the sims 2 for gba (a game where you are sent to the medical center if you pass out) there are a few strings referring to #getting arrested for sleeping on public property. but there aren't any in the Urbz whichhhh #i think it's kinda interesting there are references to that in TS2GBA and not this game!

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ciderwitch · 1 year

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Wait, did I hear "Kabu kinks" because I'm down!

(I thirst for that fiery old man) *insert bad pun here about being hot and bothered*

You're darn tooting! Kabu - and Nanu to boot! 🔞

KABU'S KINKS

If you'd met him when he was younger, you'd have seen his more hot-blooded and intense self. He was more into quickies and fiery adrenaline-fueled sex after a battle. Outside of that, he was too focused on training and battling to take his time.

Now, he knows that patience can be its own reward and loves spending lots of time with his partner. He's into teasing and orgasm denial for both himself and his partner. He'll have you begging before he really gets serious and forces himself to hold out until you come first.

Bondage - Shibari, specifically. Kabu loves the precision and artistry of tying his partner up and puts a lot of value in the trust required for this. He is well-versed in a variety of knots and rigging. He wouldn't mind if his partner wanted to tie him up, too, though he would prefer not being suspended.

Sensory play! When he's got you tied up (or when you're just fooling around), he loves waxplay, ice, toys, feathers, and other sensations to heighten the sensory of intimacy. He wants to blindfold his partner and see how much he can make them fall apart. He's actually quite playful and tries to make sure intimacy is light-hearted.

Well-dressed kink. He's a classic man with classic tastes and he loves seeing his partner in something of good taste. Suit or dress, if you are done up the nines he just wants to get you home and make you a mess. Could tease this man at a league event or nice dinner just by the glances and quick touches you throw his way. Let it slip with that you're not wearing anything underneath (or that you have some of those ropes around you underneath your clothes) and some of that fiery nature might slip back in enough to have you on your knees in the bathroom!

Seriously, if you find the right buttons and push, you will find yourself shoved against the gym lockers with his cock drilling into you at absolutely unfair speeds. He'll be chastising you and talking mad dirty the whole time.

Not quite a daddy/master type or into punishment, but likes giving orders and doling out rewards.

It would embarrass him to admit this, but the idea of you playfully degrading him and/or financially domming him a little excites him. If you two discuss terms first and he trusts you, you could have this man getting himself off while you show off a new outfit you bought with his card.

KAHUNA NANU'S KINKS

I don't think Nanu would be a selfish lover. Nor would he be cold. He's just extremely careful about who he does and doesn't allow himself to get close to.

If you are one of the lucky few that reaches that point, you will find someone very dedicated to your satisfaction.

He's been in special forces and he's been around the world. He's met royalty, spies, soldiers, villains, and monsters... does he love it if you dress up? Sure! But his absolute favorite thing is casual intimacy. Seeing you comfortable with him and having a slow fuck on a rainy day together makes him very happy. His better mood when you're around is noticeable to everyone.

That being said...

He's got a possessive streak. Not as strong as someone like Emmet, but enough that he will not hesitate to pull you into a semi-public alley or beach-changing station and just have a quickie. Sometimes you wonder if he might actually want you to get caught by whoever was trying to take your attention away.

He trusts you. He also just wants to make sure everyone knows you belong to him.

Hard-core domesticity kink. He wants his partner to be independent and successful, but sprinkle in moments that show you care and he's gone. Jokingly tell other people he's your husband, make a holiday meal with him, wear a cute little apron, call the meowths your children... He is not a family man, never wanted to be and never thought he could, but something about the way you treat him like he deserves it makes him go nuts. If he was 10 years younger it might turn into a straight up breeding kink, but as he is now he just wants to bend you over the counter and let you know how he feels.

If you ever wore cat ears and a tail, you would catch him staring. His face would never betray how badly he is thinking about you wearing cat lingerie around the house and ignoring him.

Like, him begging to touch you or lend him a hand but you just open your legs and watch some porn and just looking at him with a smirk. He would never ask you to do this. You would only find out by accident if he was really drunk or left the wrong tab open.

He's not a selfish lover, but he really does love when his partner rides him. He'll still touch and pleasure them, he just likes to see how bad he's wanted, too.

Absolutely leers at you if he finds a new way to fluster you. Will not hesitate to do something in public because he knows how to be subtle enough to not get caught and embarrass you at the same time.

#pokemon x reader #pokemon x reader smut #kabu x reader #nanu x reader #pokemon smut #🔥#🧶#pokemon headcanons #officer nanu #gym leader kabu #nsft #smut

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amygdalae · 6 months

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Are we gonna see summa this masc fit? or do I just have to imagine you stomping around in black cowboy boots, chewing tobacco, and saying darn tooting like the gothest cowboy in the west

Oh it's just a black sweatshirt and gray jeans and sneakers plus some accessories lol. Cowboy stuff isnt my style

#very fun and bizarre image u have of me though

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guess-my-next-obsession · 2 years

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power outage

pairing: frankie morales x fem!reader

rating: E (mutual masturbation)

word count: 1.5k

a/n: everyday for the last week the powers gone out due to the monsoon season in AZ and this idea popped into my head. also this is my first frankie fic so be gentle!

You were in the middle of a shower when the power cut off, the storm outside raging without your knowledge. You shrieked at the sudden pitch-blackness of the bathroom, your boyfriend quickly rushing in with a flashlight.

“Did you hurt yourself?” He shined the light on you as you peaked around the shower curtain.

“No, just thought the apocalypse had finally happened. Got excited.” He feigned disappointment with a frown and a huff of his breath, putting his hand on his hip.

“Darn it.” You chuckled and stepped out of the shower, Frankie keeping the light pointed at your naked body as it dripped with water.

“I can’t look good in this lighting right now.” You quickly tugged on a towel, turning to watch as Frankie eyed you up.

“Lookin’ pretty good to me.” He gave you a half smirk as you walked to him, lacing your fingers with his.

“Lead me through the darkness and I might give you another peek.” You winked at him as you urged him forward, your free hand coming to rest on his bicep, hugging his arm for safety.

“Maybe this is the apocalypse.” He spoke up as he walked you down the stairs of your shared home, the silence and darkness making you grip his arm harder. “I didn’t tell you about this because I didn’t want to scare you, but since the world is ending, you may as well know that our house is haunted. Ghosts and shit everywhere. Like an infestation.”

“You’re not very good at scaring me—oh my fucking god!” Frankie jumped as you pointed ahead at nothing and shouted. You snickered as he turned to you with an unamused scowl, wagging your finger in his face. “That’s how you scare someone, toots. Take notes.”

“Toots?” You nodded in confirmation of your choice in pet name. “What are you? A construction worker from the 1940’s?”

“I’m down for some role play.” You winked and earned a chuckle from your boyfriend as he faced forward again, walking you to the kitchen where you kept the emergency tea lights.

“You’re playing with my heart, baby. Teasing me like I’m not ready to go 24/7.” You grinned at his response as the two of you found the drawer with all the candles, Frankie digging into the back pocket of his jeans and pulling out a lighter while you grabbed the fancy one from the drawer. “Alright, time to split up.”

“But…there’s only one flashlight.” You pointed at the light in his hand with a worried tone.

“Use your phone.” He gestured at you before realizing you were still just in your towel. “I’d give you mine but it’s on five percent.”

“This is why I tell you to keep your phone charged.” You reminded him with a frustrated click of your tongue, grabbing one of the tea lights and lighting it to give you at least a little bit of light to work with in the kitchen while Frankie took care of the living room and hallway.

Soon the entirety of the first floor was glowing with candlelight, allowing the two of you to more easily find your way around. There was still the issue of the summer heat that became more and more apparent with each passing minute.

“I was going to go upstairs and change, but I honestly think I’m just going to stay naked. Is that okay with you?” You asked Frankie as you walked into the living room where he was sat on the couch rereading this morning’s paper. His eyes turned to yours as though to check your sanity, making you chuckle. “I just wanted to make sure.”

“The clothes are the issue. If I had it my way you’d always be fully nude around me, querida.” He patted the couch cushion beside him and watched as you took off your towel, draping it over the back of the couch before you sat down beside him to join him in his mindless reading.

Frankie wasn’t paying attention to a single word on the page as you sat fully nude beside him, one of your legs draped over his knee to cool you down more.

“Why are we reading the obituaries?” You asked with a chuckle, turning your eyes from the page that you’d been reading to his face, just then seeing the hunger in his eyes as he stared at your center on full display and so close to him. “Oh, you’re not reading.”

“Nope,” he shook his head and dropped the paper on his lap before reaching one hand over, fingertips trailing up and down the tops of your thighs. You shivered at the featherlight touches, your eyes glued to his face as he watched his fingertips get higher and higher with each stroke.

“You wanna touch me?” You asked with a timid voice, spreading your legs even wider. Frankie nodded and slid his fingertips up your inner thigh before letting them inch closer to your heat. Your hips bucked as the pad of his index finger slid over your wet folds, Frankie moving the digit up and down, over and over until you were panting and begging for more. “Frankie, do…something.”

“Like what?” He brought his eyes to yours, both of your skin glowing and covered in a light sheen of sweat. You moaned as he dipped just the tip of his finger inside your entrance, nodding at the action. “Gonna need you to say the words, baby. You know that.”

“Fuck.” You moaned again and bucked your hips as his palm now cupped your wetness, not moving anymore since you refused to speak like he asked. “P-please. I want you to finger me, Frankie.”

“There you go, that wasn’t too hard.” He smiled as he dragged his index finger back to your entrance, this time pushing in all the way and curling upwards. Your head fell back against the couch at the action, a deep moan of satisfaction rumbling from your throat. The heel of his palm rubbed against your clit as he curled his finger in and out of you a few times before adding another. “Fuck, you’re soaking my fingers, baby. Hard as a rock thinking about how you taste.”

Your eyes peeled open at the loss of his touch only to watch as he placed his fingers in his mouth and sucked them clean with a groan, a soft gasp spilling from your lips at the sight.

“Like candy.” His eyes locked with yours as he brought his fingers back to your entrance, pumping a few times before lifting them to your own mouth, allowing you a taste at your sweetness. Frankie moaned at the feeling of your tongue swirling around his digits, his free hand releasing his cock from the confines of his basketball shorts and pumping it in his fist. You whined at the sight, moving his fingers from your mouth and putting them back on your clit as you reached over and swatted his hand off his length.

“Not fair,” you scolded with a smile as you began to stroke him, your thumb rubbing over the tip to catch some of the precum that beaded there. Frankie’s soft moans turned feral as you pulled away to spit in your palm before returning it to him.

“Fuck, baby…that feels so good.” His head tipped back to relish in the pleasure as his fingers found their way back to your entrance, getting back into the rhythm of pleasing you.

“Wonder if we can make each other cum at the same time,” you purred as you felt that familiar tension start to build in your belly with each swipe of his palm across your clit, his fingertips targeting your g-spot with precision. Frankie moaned at the proposition, nodding his head and lifting it, leaning over to kiss you deeply.

“You close? I’m…I’m close.” He panted out as his forehead pressed to your shoulder, your head resting on top of his as you both focused on the tasks at hand. “Fuck, baby…you know just how t-to—fuck!”

“I’m almost there, Frankie, don’t stop!” You mewled out as the tension became too much, your body giving in to the pleasure in a blinding snap. “Yes! I’m…oh god!”

“Fuuuuuuuck,” he spilled all over your closed fist as you continued to stroke him through his high, your walls squeezing his fingers as he pumped you through yours.

As if on cue, the power flicked back on, the TV beginning to play the game that Frankie had been watching while you were in the shower. The two of you looked at each other with blissed out faces, chuckling at the sudden vulgarity of the scene—your bodies drenched in sweat and now covered in each other’s pleasure.

“Not a bad way to spend a power outage if I say so myself.” You nudged his shoulder and earned another chuckle.

“Not bad at all. Wanna go upstairs and pretend we’re still in one?”

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