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gohavefun · 7 months

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have these old phil stream notifications before my phone spontaniously combusts and deletes everything

#i had them in my phone for way too long #dadza can be funny #or hes funny to me at least #they are old ones from like 2022ish #philza #phil #hardcores4 #philza hardcore #dadza #stream notification

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rainbowchaox · 1 month

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Random question:

Okay, I have this question in my mind for a long time, and well you are a crow so might you can give me the answer.

How and when did the crows start to love or like Missa? Because, (I think) everytime Missa have a mention in Phil stream chat just go a little bit crazy spamming "Missa"

Idk, I just have this question about this

I won’t lie. Literally day 1 of the egg event all the crows saw Missa and it was all like this

“Oh he’s funny let’s keep him Dadza”

“I like him.”

“Let’s adopt him”

“HOLY FUCK HE CAN SING”

“I love him”

Like Phil and Us brain chemistry changed at the same time.

#qsmp #Qsmp Phil #Qsmp missa

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michu-chaotic · 2 years

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SBI + sibling!reader (plotanic)

Summary: Headcanons of the SBI with a younger sibling!reader walking into their room after having a nightmare.

c!Philza

So for Philza I'm gonna make him be your dad instead because we love dadza <3.

He's definitely a light sleeper and is usually always up to like 2am so once he hears your little sobs from across the room, he'd come rushing to you.

Will help you calm down by playing with his wings whilst doing breathing exercises :D! He will not leave your side until you're fully calmed. If your nightmare was THAT bad he will stay by the side of your bed until you fall asleep.

"I won't let anything happen to you, okay? It was just a silly nightmare <3"

He has three other sons so he's pretty much always ready for this moment <3.

Tommyinnit

Grumpy and heavy sleeper. You'll have to wake him up by softly poking his shoulder. At first he'd be like "What is it now?" still being half asleep, until he notices it's you and the tears in your eyes. He'd immediately go soft and sit up and ask what's wrong.

He'd honestly be like "It's just a nightmare, it's not real so don't worry." And wipe your tears away.

He doesn't really know what to do but he'd offer you to sleep with him if you want so you feel a bit more safer!

Also add the "Don't tell anyone about this."

Wilbur soot

Wilbur is another heavy sleeper tbh. But once he sees you all teared up, he'll just take a guess and scoot over so you can lay down beside him while telling him what happened. He would hum to one of his songs until you gradually fall asleep !!

If you're not ready to fall asleep, he'll just put on a funny video on YouTube for you to watch until you drift off to sleep again.

Depending on how bad your nightmare was, he will sometimes carry you back to your own room again and tug you in while you're sleeping or he'd just let you sleep in his arms.

c!Technoblade

He's a light sleeper as Philza. He's always on look out and stuff. But once you came into his room in tears with your comfort teddy in your hand while he was writing a letter he was like "Aren't you supposed to be asleep- oh."

He'll come up to you and carry you into his arms and sit on his lap. He'll ask what's going on and what the nightmare was about. He's unsure about what to do, but he had Tommy coming into his room after a nightmare when he was a small kid so it's nothing new.

He'd just make you do breathing exercises and do these cute piglin noises to make you laugh <3. He'll let you sleep in his bed and hum you a lullaby until you fall asleep.

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bisexualraichu · 5 months

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since purgatory is ending here is a messy list of random BOLAS?!?!?! moments I liked since they were my main POV

- THE GAS MASK DEATH CULT!!! It was so iconic and I can imagine them just acting like normal when they go home but once in a while making some unnerving reference to the Gas or something 😭 haha remember that time we were in a cult guys that was crazy... *eyes twitching bc of toxic gas abstinence* they will never look at a gas mask the same way again and neither will I

- It was so sweet how much more they bonded and how they mostly tried to log in together. It was surprising how much Charlie logged in this event even off-stream, but even if it isn't his typical gameplay style you could tell he just enjoyed spending time with BOLAS?!?! :')

- All the Dadza jokes lol Loved it when Phil would log off and they'd just be completely lost and be like WHAT DO WE DO NOW??? DO WE FALL AND DIE??? DO WE GIVE EVERYTHING WE HAVE TO BLUE TEAM??? DO WE INVITE BADBOYHALO OVER?? LMAO

- Also Baghera sometimes playing a bratty kid and being super happy whenever she got Phil's approval 😭😭 and the way how this relates to her lore and how she never had a real childhood WAWAWAWAA

- BAGHERA'S CHAINSAW!!! the stuff of Quackity's nightmares LOOL please giver her a chainsaw at Quesadilla 👉👈

- Girlboss gatekeep gaslighter Jaiden... that day she just kept dying and playing up the damsel in distress card and then got kidnapped by the Blue Team AND THEN kidnapped the Green Team(?)'s goblin by complete accident that was so funny lmaooo

- The entirety of Day 2 from Red POV felt like a sitcom episode lol Like Charlie's POV in particular was insane, when he kidnapped the fucking NPC and then chased Quackity and then they tried gaslighting him in global chat akkasjdkkdkd and all that culminating in their first win after a rocky start, that day was just pure CINEMA

- CARRE THE ARGENTINIAN BEAST !!! even if he didn't log in as much I think him being there for the first days was crucial for Red's morale lol, love the way he would mostly play silently and then unmute to say something unhinged, the "ay papi" clip is a one shot kill for me even when I know it's coming

- The fucking "HOLY SHIT KILL YOURSELF" from Jaiden with Charlie going "LET ME GO!! LET ME GO!!" while everyone else equally died in the bg when they got a disaster in day 1...... that clip is everything to me

- THE FUCKING BARKING AND CHANTING EVERY TIME THEY GOT TOXIC GAS AJSJDJDJAK???!?!?

- Ok the Egg War event in general was so cool. Foolish's castle was the true star of the show and it was great how he and Cellbit worked together to make the perfect fortress. And Cellbit's strategy of not showing the egg's location on-stream made me even more tense as a viewer because I had NO IDEA whether green team was getting close to the egg or not

- Slimeriana reunion! That happened. In the Global Spawn Pool. Yeah. Let us never speak of it again

- That clip of Cellbit oneshotting Tina and her scream being cut off 😭

- The clip of Phil just leaving a serious discussion with Fit and BBH and then seeing Baghera laughing hysterically and her saying "PHILZA GET IN THE VC!! :D" and he gets in and they're just playing loud vaccuum noises while mining sand lmao

- When everyone was discussing the egg statues on VC and Bagi and Cellbit were yelling at each other(in RP) and Bagi called him her brother and Phil went "YOU GUYS ARE SIBLINGS???" and then Cellbit muted her, peak sibling behavior

- Tubbo saying "okay gay murder boy" and Cellbit responding "hows fred btw" and Tubbo logging off LOL I just love every moment of qCellbit and qTubbo being toxic gays towards each other

- oh god how could I forget, CELLBIT BEING DISTRACTED BY ROIER'S MUSCLES DURING THE EGG WAR I HATE THEM😭

- And finally, something I'll really miss from this event: when the server would close and all the CCs would hang out together in VC and talk about the day and play games together :'')

could list more but I'm tired and just going off memory. anyways rip purgatory it was def exhausting but overall i did have a lot of fun(definitely more than the election LOL)

#qsmp #qsmp team bolas

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wh0re-in-the0ry · 5 months

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Types of animals I think the Chuckle/Sorry Boys would be

Note: I don't want to be too obvious, so Schlatt isn't a ram and Phil isn't a crow.

Schlatt-

Schlatt is a bear not the San Fransico kind specifically a grizzly bear. I mean it is pretty obvious when you think about it. Grizzlys are fucking huge, they avoid human interaction whenever possible, they mate maybe once every four years, and they enjoy taking long naps (hibernation). If that isn't Schlatt, I don't know what is.

Ted Nivison-

Ted is a pitbull/labrador mix. These types of dogs are kinda smart, energetic, very playful according to google. Also speaking from experience, these types of dogs are a tad bit silly, a wee bit funny, maybe even goofy if I do say so myself. Just looking at these two and my brain just think they are one in the same.

Slimecicle-

Slimecicle is an octopus. It's mainly because if I didn't know what either of them were and someone was to describe them to me, I would not believe them. I would also like to mention their ability to change appearances in a whim. Octopi have the ability to camouflage as many know, and Charlie's face becomes near unrecognizable without his glasses, also this might just be a me thing, but I feel like his face slightly changes in every photo he's in and it kinda scares me.

Tommy and Wilbur-

Tommy and Wilbur are ferrets. They are long creatures with a lot of energy and are very social animals. Those traits just fit really nicely with them, especially Tommy. The reason I made them both the same animal is 1) I am a sucker for the crime boys and 2) when getting a pet ferret, its highly recommended to get a second one for companionship so having only one ferret on the list wouldn't be right.

Also mildly hot take: I don't think Tommy is a racoon, idk why the fandom collectively agreed he was one. To be fair idk why I think he isn't one besides "the vibes don't fit" but I have a personal theory that the internet had a hyper fixation on racoons and Tommy at the same time, mashed them together, and it just stuck.

Ranboo-

I had the hardest time with Ranboo. A part of me wants to say a cat but specifically the cat in the All My Fellas meme because they are both so silly, but that kind of feels like cheating. After some thinking I settled for something. This one is a little shallow because its purely based on aesthetics but the jellyfish from Finding Nemo (which according to Reddit are the Sanderia malayensis). There's something about it's vibrant shade of pink and floaty-ness that suit R800 in my opinion. They are just neat to look at and pretty cool.

Philza-

Remember how I said Ranboo was the hardest to figure out? Well I lied. Crows are such a key part of Phil's brand, I would even argue that crows are more integral to Phil's brand then Rammie is to Schlatt's brand. I know that's a big claim, but Rammie is its own thing, is it iconic, yes but it can easily be separated from Schlatt. But with Phil it becomes much harder, C!Phil is always depicted as a bird/crow hybrid, in the majority of fanworks he's given crow features, his chat are crows. No matter how hard we try we can't escape the crows.

So, the next best thing was to replace the crow with an animal similar to it. And no, it won't be a raven or another bird because that feels like cheating.

I think rats can replace Phil's crows. Both are very smart animals that are very playful and are also quite social. Rats can symbolize death and plague similar to crows which is in line for the angel of death. They can also be stylized/drawn all cute for marketable plushies. Then there's the fact that rat features are easy to spot and draw, fanartist can easily slap on a couple ears, a tail, and those buck teeth rats have and there we have it: Ratza. Also for the Dadza/found family fans: rats are known to have big families and live in packs. Honestly in another tine line, I can see Ratza working just as well, if not better than Crowza.

. If y'all have any hypotheticals/ideas you guys want me to explore I am open to suggestions :]

-S

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#chuckle sandwich #chuckle sammy #schlatt #jschatt #ted nivison #sorry boys #charlie slimecicle #slimecicle #tommy innit #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #philza #I put wayyy too much thought into this #it is 2:04 am #not as silly as I planned #:/

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braimrotting · 10 months

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i know cucurucho gave them the bedrock way before phil said anything but. its so funny to think that this silly little bear who has been tormenting the islanders can just be controlled with a lil bit of paternal attention (dadza specifically)

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp cucurucho

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antimony-medusa · 1 year

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phil being wilbur’s dad was fun for awhile and then it became his entire character in the fandom and i am not letting wilbur soot drag me back into that hell

Yeah now that I have slept and regained some perpective, I want to say that like, I have read and enjoyed family dynamic/sandduo work. One of the things on my rec list last month was a longfic going into the parental wilbur & phil relationship. Done well, it's super rich. And a lot of people I like and respect have done family dynamic and I am not beefing with their writing at all— I have written family dynamic! Cause it's canon!

It's just that as someone who is almost Phil's age in real life, seeing repeated instances of him being totally one-note dad and never acknowledging that he has his own personality or trauma or likes or whatever makes me weep over my special guy. Like 35 is not THAT old but he gets peeled down to nothingness, in fandom spaces, and like— he's my GUY. I want more phil-centric and it's SO hard to find stuff that respects him as a full character. Like literally my options are hardcore lore, phil whump, or emduo fluff, mostly. The rest is dad-coding only. And people who can do dad-coding and also respect Phil as a character are exclusively found on my sub list, I think.

And Wil is a very big creator, and the fanon tends to follow him, and we're already very used to the dadza typecasting—

(Shoutout to this person in my notes who was telling me it was gonna be fine while simultaniously doing the thing that I was wailing about and reducing Phil down to to dad status. I weep.)

So just like, realisitically, I'm gonna be fine if Phil embraces the Wil's dad status and we do Dadza 2.0. I'll cope. I just think it would be *funnier* if Wil tries to call Phil dad and Phil goes "do I know you". If Wil had to face him as a peer. I'm getting used to QSMP, bring on the flirting, I will happily write screeds about how Phil is too good for him and Wil is just using him for his food chest. Let me have DIFFERENT drama to react to. I just think that would be funny.

#anon #ask

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smolsammichowo · 7 months

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Theories I got on Q!Philzas current story/situation

1. He's still in that Birdhouse

A lot of people are worried saying "Oh he's gonna die from starvation or something" Well he first of all brought a little snack but also a STACK OF GOLDEN APPLES. Apples, especially 64 can last a very long time but given those are basically magical apples, given its been a week he's fine so far, but also if he runs out and has to get desprate, theres a shit ton of birds in there. If he really REALLY has to, theres those birds to eat in there as well (yea its messed up but survival in desprate situation can lead people do to messed up shit ) Hell he could even eat the paper of those books or whatever. Mentally will he be fine? He's already not so hell no, but he'll be fine food wise. Sanity is gonna be horrible of course. Besides people have been gone far longer than he currently has been , its only been a week so who knows how long he'll be gone for in the QSMP ;)

2. He went the route the eggs went that Forever said , Which is...

He escaped but ran away but at the same time is still looking for the eggs in his own way

So in the recent BBH stream, BBH did in fact use a codebreaker on Phil's chest, it revealed HIS BACKPACK WAS MISSING FROM THE LOCKED CHEST. Meaning

A. Federation took it and is going to use it for an Event or just has it for shits and giggles

B. PHIL ESCAPED , WENT BACK AND GRABBED IT BUT RAN OFF

Though you'd think he would leave a message, however at the same time given the federation does in fact has access to his base, they would know as well that he is gone from the birdhouse and would look for him. Meaning he could have secretly escaped , went back to his wall base, grabbed his bag and ran off because he realizes that Cucurucho is what the eggs more than likely ran from if they had ran and he is going far away looking for them . Besides, if I remember correctly , though I had not watched a lot of DSMP except for a few clips and summarys on what the lore was after it was almost over just to understand what it all was ( funny enough I really got invested the only time on DSMP of the Slimecicle and Quackity story ... and now look at whos smp Im really invested in lmao ) , Philza did Isolate himself far away from others in that server as well other than from technoblade.

3. He was moved from that Birdhouse and is being given the Baghara treatment (oh good lord anything but dadza :C )

For people unaware of what I am talking about , to put it shortly,

The federation themselves after breaking him down more mentally took him out of that birdhouse, put him into another place, and are currently experimenting on him and fucking him up even more .

Anyway these are all just theories I have on what could happen though these are just what I think, however other than the very first one I'm pretty sure these are all wrong.

Either way Im pretty excited to see what Phil and the qsmp has for us in store for the lore ( remembering his little "just you wait mate ;3 " when he was looking for sniffer eggs the other day responding to someones dono calling him the angst queen lmfao wHAT DO YOU HAVE PLANNED IM EXCITED ) Ive already loved the lore not just from Phil but from everyone on the server .

What do y'all think or what are some theorys y'all got?

#qsmp theories #qsmp #qsmp theory #qphilza #philza

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aquamarine021109 · 25 days

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Talking about wilbur....(I want to talk about him because I just need to let my emotions out)

Im going to miss wilbur not being in any videos with the sorry boys and stuff…..and im serious....wilbur was the only one who helped me through alot of things. The things being: helping me accept me for who I am (my sexuality and gender identity), getting though my darkest depression days during 2022 ( 2022 was my worst year in terms of depression because my parents got divorced and I started to hate myself for stupid things like my social anxiety and autism.), helping me gain confidence in doing stuff I love (it might sound stupid but I was always so scared to show people of what I draw because I thought they would say hateful things like "thats stupid" or "thats the worst drawing I have ever seen")...

I guess on to the wilbur and shelby situation.....I mostly support wilbur, because I believe that shelby should get her fans together because they literally made FOUR wilbur fans commit suicide for this. Like you cant just ignore that people are dying out here because she's not getting her fans under control. And also shelby could be lieing because she literally showed no evidence of the bruises; she could've atleast taken pictures of the bruises; but she didn't. And also I looked at old pictures of them when they did date to see if she had any bruises on her, and she didn't. wilbur was the one who had those bruises on him not her in those pictures. And I'd like to add that wilburs "apology" wasn't suppose to be an apology anyways, it was suppose to be a statement. And I'd like to add that I was a shelby fan, and it breaks my heart that she would lie like this, but stuff like this happens.

Onto wilbur 'supposedly' biting niki. Once again she didn't show any pictures of the bruises. And you cant see a single bruise on her in old pictures of them. She also supports the girl that lied about the George situation.....in niki's recent stream of her talking about wilbur biting her she said "I never liked hanging out with him, it was the fans that were making me hangout with him" which is a total lie because look at their old dsmp/osmp streams together, You can literally see how much fun she was having, she was smiling and laughing.......im sorry niki.....I once was a huge fan of you...but..you cant just lie like that...and support a girl that lied about the George situation....

A little of topic but I hate how they changed tallulahs character design.... I fucking loved the brown hair and red beanie... And the only reason I changed her character design in my drawing of her is because so people wouldn't call me "abuser" or some shit....I might also stop watching qsmp because of wilbur being banned...because he was the one that actually got me excited to watch qsmp because he, dadza, and fit were the only one's that I found really funny. and of course thats a "might" not a 100% because dadza and fit's still on the server...their literally such an amazing duo😂/pos (but I swear if fit and/or dadza get banned for something they didn't do...then im going to start a riot...)

this is random, but enjoy this wilbur gif (or gift... I still have no idea😂)

(also if you want to unfollow me....then fine..so be it...unfollow...but if you want to follow me....then I guess...hi??)

#wilbur support squad #I hate tallulahs redesign #wilbur gif #live laugh love wilbursoot #wilbur support #shelby is lying #niki is lying

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victoria1676 · 2 years

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IM BACK WITH MORE CHAT SHENANIGANS

Imagine if Dadza And Mumza Sent a Crows to Reader while she's in SAGAU

Crow: Where the fuck are you

Reader: Hi Dadza...To be Honest...I have no Idea...

Crow: Who's kids are these..they said they know you

Reader: THOSE THREE ARE THERE!????

Chat just screaming: MUMZA MUMZA PHIL PHIL

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Chat: Tommy Broke your Redstone doors

Reader: HE FUCKING WHAT

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Crow: Have you tried Eating Sand?

Reader: Wilbur??? Is that you???

Chat: Someone Get Wilbur..He's at it again

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Chat to everyone who killed you and Bennett, Razor and Diona : Man Y'all Are Shit L+Ratio+You fell off+cope+don't care+didn't ask+stfu+owned+yo mama+ok+u Smell+Bozo+cry about it+triggered+Get real+Get wrecked+stay mad+reported+banned+get a life+hoes mad+ No bitches?+ Maidenless—......

Reader:..... They're not gonna stop *sips drink*

Also Chat: I love you (Reader) <3(Less than three)

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God I love writing these

THIS LITTERALLY IS WHAT READER'S CHAT IS GONNA BE HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

LMAOOO TOMMY NOO!! HAHAHAHHA HE GONNA GET THE CHANCLA HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUN FACT: READER LOVES DOING ALOT OF REDSTONE BUILDING AND MAKING NEW IDEAS SO IF TOMMY BROKE ONE OF HER CREATIONS HE IS DOOMED HAHAHA

MAN READER BE HAPPY HER PARENTS SEND THEIR CROWS TO FIND HER AND BRO I CAN SEE HER JUST CRYING TO MUMZA LOL

IF THE BOYS SUCK UP TO PHILL THEN READER SUCKS UP TO MUMZA XD

BUT SHE'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE MUMZA TAKING CARE OF THE POOR SOULS THAT DIED FOR HER TWT

lmao the sheer pause of Reader who look at the crow that has a beanie and be calling Philza about Wilbur eating sands HAHAHAHHA PLEASE THAT STREAM LEGIT MADE ME LOOK LIKE THAT CONFUSED MATH EQUATION MEME HAHAHAHAHA

Ah yes reader definitely sipping her tea while ignoring the Chat insulting and going pissy mode on the acolytes in my story XD

but yes the chat love reader and some actually simp on her which is funny cause Tommy was one of the victims to hear or saw the crows SIMP in his big sis that he had to kill them (unfortunately they survived HAHAHAHAHHA)

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redraven3093 · 11 months

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we can make him strong (the Voices want a new Blood king)

QSMP Brin rot

I like the idea that the Voices that linger near Philza went ballistic when Chayanne says he want to be as strong as TechnoBlade.

All of the voices are once a follower of the Blood God.

It’s a cult

But the thing is when you are in a cult that is obsessed with murder, blood and massacre you tend not to live long enough to spread the cult.

So only the special weirdos and wackos could really find and joins it.

When a follower died, they too will join the massive collection of voices that plague the next follower.

Technoblade is their youngest follower of the blood god, (they remember him makes his first sacrifice to the Blood God in the age of 7 years old) and was the longest one to ever lived as a follower of the Blood God.

They gave him the title of Blood King.

After the passing the Blood King, the Voices were left alone feeling devastated, every day they mourn his death, because he found a way to not be cursed like the rest of them, and are able to enter heaven realm.

Some voices decide to return to the depth of Neather to suffer, some choses to move on with their reincarnation hoping their second chances in life will grant them the chances to enter heaven and join their King to war with God like he promises.

And then some decide to stay and look after the friends and family he left behind.

Philza Minecraft, Dadza, CrowFather, the Angel of Death is the Voices favorite friend of the Blood King.

They all both adore and respect the man.

(he is just like a father to me- Gamer Dad POG- funny crow man in fun)

Recently, they all join him in his newest adventure to Island that one of the Butchers host (the Voices acknowledge the man prowess and success)

(wouldn’t it be funny if we hit him wit Toothpick again- QUaCKityyy-KILL-Casino MAN)

Despite the unfortunate predicament that happened with them at the start, they All do enjoy the story that are unfolding within the Island, The Voices manage to meet many new faces that they may never see if they had decided to burn in Neather or Reincarnated.

And then…

They are introduced to the Eggs, Eggs from an ancient Dragon that had reside within the Island.

And they are adorable, tinny little destroyers just ready to take on the world, truly the Island had provided them a unique entertainment,

That was what they supposed to be, just a new fun entertainment they can enjoy, but the Voices began to care for these Eggs, especially the Angel of Death ward Chayanne, the little one live for adrenaline, protective and quite mature for his age.

honestly it reminds them so much

on how they all first encounter their young King.

But of course, they should have expected, nothing can stay peaceful in this world, one by one the Eggs face danger and then lost their life because of the island harsh environment.

(They already lost 3 oh god they failed them)

And suddenly they announced that they shall take them away from their Parents and THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE

The Voices grew untrusting of the island, they all scatter around across the Island watching, observing all of its Inhabitants to see if they manage to find something important that can help them keep the CHILDREN SAFE.

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They’re gone…. GONE GONE!

And if it were not for the new comers the Voices believe that the parents too will lose their minds.

(they all continued to be loud, asking and demanding the Angle of Death to take priority of the Eggs- Philza tells them to be patient yes they can be patient- WHERE ARE THEY?!?!)

And when the Island enounces their return, they all scatter to the Adoption Center, many Parents followed them as well.

They tear down the wall and ceiling looking for them and when they did find them…

(HOW DARE THEY?!-Killkillkillkill- BloodBloodBlood- SoMEOne NeeD TO PAY)

The Eggs retun to them with scars and crack to their Shell

(They lied-this Island Hurt them-they were all supposed to be SAFE- BURN THIS ISLAND TO ASHES)

The Voices are not Pleased more so the parents, but The Voices can feel that all of them only hold back on their Rage in favor of comforting the young ones.

But the Anguish scream of the Voices can only be heard by those who acknowledge them

But their Cry of anger was stopped when the little Chayanne voiced his wishes to be “as strong as Technoblade”

That raises different reaction

(How DARE-Awww cute- Fool no one can be as good as him- we can make him)

Of course! How come they never thought of this before! THEY CAN MAKE STRONGGER! They can make a new Blood King, makes him stronger like the Blood King TechnoBlade, they just need the egg to make his sacrifice to the Blood God.

(Yeas we can help him-make him Strong- HELP THEM ALL- Make them all follow the path of the Blood God-yes that is GREAT IDEA)

“no that is not a great idea” Philza denies them firmly

The voices were Shoked and ANGRY.

(Why-why!?-we only want to help!?-DADZA PLS- we can Make him Strong too- like Techno- YOU NEED US IF YOU WANT THAT CHILD TO BE SAFE!!)

The pressure of thousands soul screaming Bloody Murder would have crush and put anyone on their knees, but one those become the Angel of Death without facing millions once.

“I won’t let my son to chain himself to the Blood God, he is already under protection of my Wife, you all know this” he says, eyes locking in the sleeping egg.

(that’s not enough- they need us- we want to help you here Bird Man)

“ are you saying that Kristin is not as powerful as your absentee god?” Philza taunted

(HOW DARE- Do NOT disrespect our GOD CrowFather!- WHY YOU-)

“then you are not to disrespect my dear Wife” he says finally leaving the eggs to sleep peacefully and to make sure that both Chayanne and Tallulah wont be disturb by the Blood lust in the air, “You cannot Force my son to become one of you, and I too cant make the discission for him, only he can”

“IF he shows interest on gain power like Techno then I let you lot teach him, but until then you can’t do anything to him”

(YOU PROMISE)

“yes” Philza did not waver on the loud deafening sound.

Truthy Philza is very much tempted to have the Voices aide his young son, the Voices had shown favor of the egg and would be sure to make him strong, strong enough to fight off what ever the Island throws at them.

But who’s to say that their fondness won’t turn to malice?

He remembers his dear friend’s desperate plea to help him keep the voices silent, to make them stop their unjust demands of him.

Yes, Technoblade is a strong warrior, but everyone seems to forget that the Blood King was considerably young when holding that title.

Yes, the Voices can help Chayanne to be strong, but there is no one that can stop them from turning him into a weapon.

#don't mind me #headcannons #qsmp #qsmp egss #qsmp philza #qsmp tallulah #qsmp chayanne #qsmp island #Qsmp voices #technoblade #technoblade's chat #chat #the Voices #dont mind me

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bonesandthebees · 7 months

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WELCOME BACK TO THE BEST TIMEZONE EVERRR BEEEE

also update: it has been almost 24 hours and i still want to burst into tears everytime i see the video (it is pinned on my tumblr just so i can have easy access to it. i am not okay. i am not okay at all)

i am glad u find me funny saturn ^-^, i live to provide entertainment via keysmashing (though i am honestly proud of my reviews for no time confounds me, i had several good one liners that i've sent to my friends and made fun of myself for LMFAOO, my personal fav line is "YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN DADZA AT THE COST OF IMMENSE TORTURE FOR A FEW HOURS")

also i found out the hard way that ao3 has a character limit for reviews... it wasn't one of ur fics bee but i feel bad for the poor author who literally got like 5k of just all caps screaming HELPP

praying the jetlag doesnt get u!!!

ty icy glad to be back in the best time zone so I can actually catch streams again lol, the Europeans suffer so much I get it now 😭

Saturn is right your keyboard smashing is extremely entertaining for everyone here I think

I’m amazed but also not surprised that you managed to hit the ao3 comment character limit it’s SO MUCH but if anyone was gonna hit it it’d be you. And don’t worry you’re not bothering that author I’m sure they’re gonna be thrilled to see such a huge enthusiastic comment :D

I’ve been home a few days now and I think I’m mostly recovered from jet lag woohoo!!!!

#ask #icyfox17

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dusanaso · 2 years

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You know what i called history repeating awhile ago i was talking to friends and i said isent it funny how BR.philza is just shaping another BR.wilbur

Amd also hate people who say 'BR. Phil did lose his wife thats why hes like that'

But when wilbur was crown prince he had whole family everthing was on the up and up and he still did the same thing??!?!?!?!?!??

'BUT BR.PHIL IS NeCesSaRY' nah bro he could have be DADZA the real DADZA and Butterfly reign wouldnt be an angst packed fanfiction it would be FLUFF centre

god like BR.Philza didnt even play a big part in chapter 24 but somehow i hate him even more

Mark my words if that horrible man gets a POV I will mock every word i can

#Butterfly reign #i've said it before and i'll say it again #BR phil #rant #die in a fire #pls die #how did BR. phil ever land a baddie like BR Mumza?#i didnt think it was possible to hate someone so much #i want to bitchslap him across his stupid face #so stupid #>:c

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angelxxreaper · 2 years

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Can we crows go make techno lose ad revenue too dadza?

yeah go on it’s funny

#a moment with the crow father [asks]#crow chirps [anonymous]#let him keep some though we need to keep the lights on somehow

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poltergeist-coffee · 5 months

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ROYALTY AU, I LOVE THOSE Pac as a king, Fantasminha, you are amazing for doing this Let my boy be a king

Phil is just on the wall, he's a wall boi

Talking about our fellow Felipe Minecraft... HE'S EGGZA NOW I love when they simple pick a word and put a za in the end Dadza, eggza, crowza, killza

I would love to know more about the each kingdoom when you have time

And Cellbit and Bagi... I can only think of Cellbit going to the kingdom only to people immediately recognizing him as Bagi's brother and he being confused Unlikely to be what happens but it was a funny thought

I will hear anything you have to say about your aus, I love all of them

Forever: "I won't tell anyone about the black matter thing, nobody will know-" Also Forever: "hey pac, I want to tell you something"

Them<3

"I wanted to let you know, it's favela for favela"

"Yeah, a bit shattered but we will glue the pieces back"

Piranha duo my beloved I love that name KKKKKKKKKKKKK

"I NEED THOSE ARROMBADOS TO NOT BREAK MY SISTEM, THE DEMOCRACY IS PART OF MY SISTEM"

"IT WAS A ACCIDENT"

"If there's a mod that put a pan, I will find a way to make the pan make everyone safer" That's my president

New mods maybe? New mods:D? Forever is talking about asking for new mods

Unfortunally, apparently the president happens to have a problem where... HIS BLOOD IS PITCH BLACK??????? I'm going to look for a clip of when he talked to Cucurucho But man, my boy is not okay

Also I heard that Ranboo will be the gm of a rpg for the first time? I saw it once a few days ago, and I if remember well, Aimsey, Slime and Cellbit will be participating?

One of the things I would have never expected a year ago was Cellbit and Ranboo metting and playing, is nice to see how many doors qsmp opened And I still not over Cellbit's chat having a gay panic and getting shy because of Sneeg's voice

Forever asking for mod names on the chat Fit just went "minecraft sex mod" Another day on the lgbtqsmp island, imagine the things they could do with this

Also I heard fit said, out loud, he likes pac? Like, everybody knew, but he said it?

At least some couples are working I heard Bagi and Tina kissed, on the cheek, but still

Guapoduo hopefully will be just fine once they are together again

I just remembered the time I was doing a rp with some friends and there these those two characters who were having a gay panic since they met and I say off the rp, because at some point one of them called the other gatinha once, "imagine if she starts calling her gatinha" and my friend just went "SAPHIC GUAPODUO"

Pac is talking with chat about and someone said orespawn That would be chaotic Sadly I think that mod is only avaliable to 1.7.2, I remember watching videos with that mod but never played 1.7.2 used to be my favourite version to play with mods actually I just liked it, thaumcraft was fun to play in that version, I'm don't know much about the newer versions tho, didn't play much

-Plate anon

Philza's name is so nicknameable i love it. it's like roier adding -ioer to the end of anything and that's him now. i love it we need more of it XDD

FELIPE MINECRAFT!!! OFFICIAL BRAZILIAN!!! YAHOOOO

vv quick about bagi and cellbit's kingdom >:DD : it's called Orparon inspired by Ordem Paranormal ofc and they worship four deities! Knowledge, death, blood, and chaos and have a very high belief in the paranormal. All citizens of the kingdom have the oppertunity to pick which deity they want to like be apart of/to worship and that's like a super important part of who they are. It usually relates to what sort of magic that person will do and learn as well!! The royal family kept what Cellbit looked like super hidden because they feared people trying to imitate him but he has the classis white hair streak still. Bagi's hair is flipped like her hc character so all white with a brown streak in the front!! ALSOOO Pac's kingdom is called Chume kingdom and they consider magic like a sort of science so it's highly researched and studies >:DD Because Pac is a prince/to be king he gets his own lab and greenhouse where he grows magical plants in the castle. He makes his own poisons (for fun) and antidotes for a lot of them so if anyone wants to assassinate him they will have to pick something that isn't poison related lmao

i love pirananahduo :')) they've grown so much closer recently it's so sweet (before purgaotry esp during the happy pills arc) i love seeing pac on forever's streams TT

I love you mr. president. his blood and black he is likely dying on the inside to an infection no one knows the cure to OR knows about and yet he wants to find a way to make frying pans safer/have people be safer TT i love him

YES!! Ranboo's Subathon starts tomorrow (December 13 I think) and on one of the days during his subathon they will be playing DND!! i have no idea if it's tomorrow or if it's like.....on another day but THEY ARE PLAYING TOGETHER AND IM SO EXCITED!!!!! AAAH ITS GOING TO BE SO FUN I JUST KNOW IT TT <33 the qsmp has opened so many doors for so many creators it's so nice to see :"))

SAPPHIC GUAPODUO OUTSOLD OG GUAPODUO!!! so sorry kings but woman are better u-u it's just facts

i am not smart enough to figure out minecrat mods so ive never played with any kjsndvas my younger brother plays a lot more then me, he use to play a lot using the origins mod. i use to watch a lot of mod vidoes/playthrough with modded minecraft tho

#✉️ asks or whatever #🍽️ anon #⁉️ misc aus #<- some info in here about cellbit and bagi's kingdom + pac's :DD

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my-fall-from-grace · 3 years

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wait was i supposed to just know that mumza is banned from dominos uk or was i supposed to find that out in ranboo’s stream myself

#dadza #mumza #ranboo #y'all holy shit #i am crying rn #that sentence out of context is so valid #philza #lb #dsmp #turns out you can now no longer order dominos uk with a us vpn #i can't believe mumza did this #update: it's a joke but like still so funny

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