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They r talking shit about u
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elrealelchunk · 25 days
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Jshlatt
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Ok be so fr he would totally wear this shirt if he hasn’t already like honestly
Original under cut
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neverthelesshex · 5 months
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Jschaltt headcannons
He definitely has a dad bod like just fluffy enough a perfect pillow and big thighs omg
Even though he has a dad bod he's still so strong and can litterly throw you around like a toy
He's a major flirt for shits n giggles
He loves to grab you by the face because his hands are so big compared to your face
He loves to kiss your neck platonicly even though it usually ends in something ever sexual
Sorry I've been gone for a bit collage life is rough especially with exams rn omg
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writingduhh · 7 months
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either ted or schlatt when reader gets their period?
- ⁉️, could I be an anon?
But of course my love! I hope you enjoy! ❤️
Also I’m open for requests! Preferably HC, Mood-boards, and longer fanfics for the chuckle sammy boys!
Chuckle Sandwich ||Time Of The Month (HC)
❥ Jschlatt
▷ I feel like he’s the type of boyfriend who would be a little uncomfortable, at least at first. Not because he thinks it’s gross or makes him uncomfortable, more like he doesn’t want to mess up or accidentally upset you (plus he only has a brother) .
▷ However, he’s very willing to learn. Especially if it means being able to take care of the love of his life.
▷ Finding things in his search history such as, “How to help partner on period?”, “How to stop cramps?”, “Why do periods happen?”
▷ Let’s you use him as a human punching bag if you need to release some anger.
“We really need to get you some boxing lessons, doll…”
▷ Offers you his hoodies/sweatshirts. He wants you to be as comfy as possible. Plus he loves to see you in his clothes, ofc
▷ He’d probably make you a whole blanket nest on the couch. Complete with pillows, snacks, and him waiting to cuddle with you
▷ Uses this time as an excuse to lay with you all day. (Totally not an excuse to be lazy… It definitely is)
▷ Suggests using the cats as ‘natural heating pads’
▷ He insists that he should go to the store to get you pads/tampons so you can ‘rest’
“Babe what size do you wear?“
“What do you mean the S stands for super?”
▷ Spends about 20 mins just reading the boxes or looking up reviews. He wants to make sure he gets the best products for you.
▷ Ends up buying 3 different strengths/sizes, plus a little treat for you.
“Thanks so much for going to the store for me… is this beef jerkey?”
“Well, I assumed that you might be craving something to snack on… So I just guessed and got you my favorite thing.” He explains, kissing your forehead.
▷ It’s the thought that counts 😭😭
▷ Definitely babies you. He won’t let you get anything yourself, he insists on bringing it to you.
❥ Ted
▷ I feel like Ted is the type of boyfriend that is very knowledgeable about periods. So needless to say he’s very on-top of things.
▷ Keeps a stash of your products under the sink “Just In Case.” Probably even keeps extra clothes for you as well. (Or just insists you borrow his)
▷ Very understanding of your mood swings / Pms symptoms.
▷ He’s always there when you need him. A shoulder to cry on, he’s right there. Someone to rant to, he’s listening. Someone to just hold you, his arms are wide open.
▷ Literally your professional teddy bear
▷ Theres a good chance he secretly keeps track of your cycle. (I low-key could see this) This way he knows whatever phase you’re in and how best to help you.
▷ Seems to always be learning some new techniques or ‘hacks’ in order to help you.
“I saw this video on how to massage out cramps. Can I try?”
“Can I try to find the pressure points that help cramps? I watched a video on it.”
▷ Let’s be real, it’s mainly an excuse just to touch you.
▷ Cooks all your favorite meals and makes sure you’re eating enough calories/protein.
▷ Essentially he gives you the princess treatment. You don’t have to even lift a finger.
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bakerrat99 · 1 month
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#Slay-Shatt get it!
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parkvcrs · 5 months
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same difference
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“kissypoooo 🧟”
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riceys · 8 months
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NEW WRITER JUST DROPPED LETS GOOO
hiii im rice n im finnally gonna start writing on here so feel free to send requests or anything
ill write for-
chuckle sammy boys
groupchat boys(no grunk)
+more i cant think of rn just ask!
ill write fluff, smut, etc either hcs or fics
i wont write-
smoking/ drugs (alchohols fine)
i cant think of ny rn but ill make n actual list later :)
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brookynnbabygirl · 3 months
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Ima need a 50s singer jschlatt mafia aesthetic fic with reader idk what it means but I can see it in my head
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imjustagayfish · 1 year
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xxyoungpotatoxx · 1 month
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(Reference to tweet I saw)
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wh0re-in-the0ry · 4 months
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A vision.
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dry-moss · 2 months
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HEHEHE
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neverthelesshex · 4 months
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Jschlatt x reader
Dni if you're a minor-
SMUT SMUT SMUT
**I've been trying to enjoy christmas break before I go back to my crummy collage dorm srsly even though I'll have a good amount of free time for the first of my next semester but I gotta get that law degree✊️✊️**
Also were jumping right into smut guys
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Jschaltt stares at your body pressed against the cold silk sheets, the silk kissing and hugging your body in all the right ways.
"You're so beautiful my love" he kisses your forehead tenderly massaging your clothed body, you softly hum at his words the aura was so relaxed everything was so nice.
"I'm gonna make sure this is the most passionate and loving sex of your life my love" he hums kissing your lips, you kiss back whining as he pulls away from the kiss, he softly speckles kisses all over your neck, face, and head before taking off your shirt, it wasn't rough like it usually was it was soft almost like he was scared if he took it off any rougher he'd break you into a million peices. He folds it and sets it to the side, gingerly un-clips your bra putting it with your shirt, he begins kissing you again, your collar bones sucking softly, moving down to your tits, kissing them,rolling your nipples with this calloused hands that made you rumble out a moan
"God such pretty noises y/n" he groans
He sucks and continues to tease your tits causing your core to leak sweet sweet slick,
He kisses down to your belly button and carefully takes off the rest of your clothing he takes off his shirt showing his glorious dad bod just seeing him dripping with sex appeal makes your core drip with arousal, he gets down between your legs softly kissing and nipping at your plush thighs more soft moans slipping from your lips your eyes rolling back from this.
Then finally he places the first kiss on your clit a heavy moan leaving your lips
"You're so wet baby" he wispers
He softly licks and suck on your clit making you see stars
"R..right there Johnathan-" you gruttle out
He doesn't respond but you feel his smirk on your core you feel yourself get ten times more sensitive his tounge feeling like a jackhammer on your clit your legs shake as your head lools back and you grip onto jshlatts hair
He makes you cum with his tounge 2 more times before dropping his pants being slow and careful with you slowly dragging the tip of his cock up and down your puffy clit soaked with spit cum and arousal fluid, then softly pushes into you burring his head into your neck leaving kisses all over your neck. He slowly starts to pump into you his 6inch filling you perfectly hitting all the right areas
"FUCK" you scream out his tip prodding at that special hard yet spongey area in you "please go faster this slow pace is torture" you beg
He shakes his head no going slower than before making your head reel and making you go dumb and desperate
"Please Johnathan, I've been such a good girl" you beg
"NOPE doll, soft sex, soft loving sex today" he hums but picks up the pace a bit getting a slow yet steady rhythm that's making your insides scream with pleasure you let out little grunts huffy and mmhphs as he bounces you on his cock after about 5 min you're screaming Cumming, legs shaking as he pumps his cum deep inside you.
After careee!!!
He grabs a dry towel and places it under you before getting a warm damp rag and cleaning your sensitive clit your legs spazzing he grabs you a fresh pair of his boxers and a warm baggy tee, combing your hair and putting it up for you before getting himself ready for bed, he brings you your tooth brush pre wetted with tooth paste on it, a water bottle, and a bucket so you can brush your teeth, you do that he kisses you before cleaning out the bucket and coming to cuddle with you
The end
Sorry this story is actually shit just missing my boyfriend✊️✊️, but enjoy ig
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writingduhh · 7 months
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Height || Ted Nivison
Hi friends! Just a little blurb and domestic fluff for this tall man 😮‍💨 (All my fellow tall gals and pals I see you and I understand the struggle of finding a tall partner 😩 )
Pairing: Ted & Y/n
Type: Fluff
It's safe to assume that for most people, household chores are a dreaded task, something to be avoided at all costs. But for you and Ted, they held a special place in your hearts – a way to share domestic quality time. Some might consider it mundane, but you both cherished these moments together, caring more about each other's company than the chore at hand. The soft strains of music played from a nearby speaker as you found yourselves in the kitchen, sorting through dishes.
"Here, could you put these away?" Ted asked, extending a stack of plates toward you.
"Of course," you replied, accepting the plates with care.
As you moved toward the cupboard, you realized it was much higher than expected. Your attempts to reach the shelf ended in disappointment, especially given the fragility of the plates you held.
"Would you like some help there, small stuff?" Ted teased, placing his hand gently on your lower back.
"No, no, I can manage," you insisted.
"Admit it, you're too short," he smirked, giving your cheek a playful peck.
"I'm actually of average height... You're just tall!"
With a soft laugh, Ted stored the plates and then wrapped his arms around you, engulfing you in a warm embrace.
"Nope, you're just small, and I love it," he cooed, nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck.
"Why do you love me being so 'small'?" you sighed, using air quotes.
"Because you fit so perfectly in my arms, and you look absolutely adorable."
"Hmm, I'll accept that answer," you giggled, tightening your grip around his torso.
"It's true! And I almost forgot, you make for the perfect armrest," he said, resting his arm on top of your head.
"Alright, that's enough, you dork," you teased, gently pushing his elbow away.
"Well, if I'm your dork, then you're my shorty.”
Ok sorry this was actually not great but it was just in my brain so I had to write it out!
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sappysephiatrees · 5 months
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Dating Schlatt head cannons :)
Loving on Schlatt rn, so yall getting spoiled :3
also, mentions of sex, pussy, dick, and fingers, so beware
aight, most people are just writing about your guy's relationship being mainly just based on sex. along with him being a daddy dom the majority of the time, even out of the bedroom.
i like to think otherwise though. i barely see any Schlatt fluff or anything about his dad bod, so dad bod schlatt lovers, this is for you lmfao.
so, your guy's relationship would not be purely based off of sex, instead more intimate and loving instead of rough and harsh.
small and tender kisses, warm cuddles, hair playing, etc etc. not just rough sex or anything. more than just dick and fingers in pussy and such.
in early morning streams or recordings (kinda like the Wii video with Baby Yuto.. but in his apartment/house) he'd try his best to be quiet to ensure you don't wake up.
along with that, if you guys love long haired schlatt like i do, then taking off his headband after long streams and just massaging his head with his face in the crook of your neck is a must.
i'd also like to say that you playing with his hair or just your hands somewhere near that general area. sometimes scratching through his chops, others massaging the base of his neck.
with that, you grooming his chops is a need/demand. if the chops get too out of hand or super unshaven and unclean, you're their to groom them! you're like his own personal barber. :3
stealing his crewnecks is also a major factor in your guy's relationship. just wanted to add that :3
WILL GET PART TWO OUT SOON‼️‼️
...*gatekeeps photos*
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owlbaron · 7 months
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It's the start of spooky month🎃
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