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can i get a transcript on this fucking video
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this woke incel on reddit is me talking abt myself
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Waiting for his best friend 
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Can Opener
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Donald Trump told Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo Abe he could ship 25 million Mexicans to his country and make him lose an election: “Shinzo, you don’t have this problem, but I can send you 25 million Mexicans and you’ll be out of office very soon.” https://www.afp.com/en/news/23/trump-threatened-send-25-million-mexicans-japan-report-doc-1613sn3
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why is it so embarrassing to check the mail when there is nothing in the mailbox... the walk of shame back inside empty handed
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Director Steven Spielberg insisted on killing the triceratops himself to use for a scene in Jurassic Park (1993)
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re-educate
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