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mrfisherot · 7 months
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kathaynesart · 10 months
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Language Before/After Kids
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Sorry if the humor is a bit crass, but I've witnessed this phenomena so many times with friends who become parents that I could not help but wonder which extreme side of the line these boys fall on.
This is also a bit of a character dive. I kind of like the idea of Leo constantly censoring himself around Casey Junior, because it gives it even more oomph when he says "badass" in the beginning of the movie since it signals that he now views CJ as an adult who he respects, depends on, and can speak with frankly. No censoring needed.
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trlvsn · 11 months
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i can rarely explain precisely what i feel about the vk siblings and their relationship but to me they are that one hug scene from fleabag except i don't know which is which sometimes
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like. they do love each other but any attempt to express that in a normal way would be a disaster. instead miles gives her a whip and franziska flies from germany to help edgeworth pretend to be a defense attorney, which is basically helping each other commit a crime, at least indirectly
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The Martian was a classic and always will be ✨
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cicada-candy · 5 months
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anyway here's PR!Eli dying brutally for ur consideration
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narratively I kinda have different ideas for this but aesthetically??? what possessed me fr
I also have. like. a little blurb for this but all writing ever does is remind me why I'm an artist asghsjasdk
might post it anyway but either way y'all are welcome to try and make sense of this mess lmao
alts + close ups vvv
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the-leech-lord · 5 months
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🌹Audrey Belrose Stimboard🌹
🛍🛍🛍|🛍🛍🛍|🛍🛍🛍
Part 2/12 of my Huniepop stimboards
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awakefor48hours · 8 months
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I thinking about this moringmark comic again and now this poll exists
*I know not everyone considers hell to be curse words but I’m going off the rules of what I, an American, learned and the internet. Meaning when you say “hell” and it’s not about the afterlife, it’s a curse word
Also obligatory: please reblog if you vote for a larger sample size
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aidensm8 · 1 year
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Trick or treat
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When will spooky season notice us again ;v;
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voca-song-a-day · 7 months
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Today's featured song is: "Jiangshi" by LadyMonsters feat. Flower! (cw: violence, profanity, and video contains epileptic content)
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acemotes · 2 months
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Pronouns Wordmojis 8 ("Innapropiate" prns)
First requested by Kyokai on discord!!<33
He & She Wordmojis They & It Wordmojis Any/All Wordmojis They/It Wordmoji (Alt Color) Popular Neos Wordmojis Lu, No, Wrong & Hoarder Wordmojis Xe, Xeir & Heb Wordmojis Fae & Dae Wordmojis F*ck/you Wordmoji (Alt Version)
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Requests open!!
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kittenpinkamations · 8 months
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is this anything
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Sinclair: to fuck around is human
Sinclair: to find out is divine
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peony-pearl · 1 year
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This scene for the ‘Timeline Collision’ au keeps rotating in my brain; I’d thought about making it a comic but hand and brain won’t work together on that right now so maybe I can write it and doodle scenes afterwards.
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“Uncle!”
Iroh looked up to find Zuko running towards him at full speed; the young Fire Lord was about spent, his throat and muscles burning as his uncle gripped his shoulders. “I can’t find her,” Zuko wheezed in agony. “Her or Lu Ten; I’m worried.”
Iroh chewed his lip; his past self and his son had taken his niece hostage after her true alliances were made. They hoped to reel her in back to their side... or to dispose of the ‘traitor’.
“I gotta... I gotta find...” Zuko’s voice withered into a wheeze and a cough, and Iroh pressed his hands against his nephew’s shoulders.
“Stay down, I’ll go look for her. Is anyone else on their way?”
Zuko breathed, and he nodded. That was all Iroh needed to know before he darted off into the forest.
It was a harrowing trek - but he hadn’t completely become as domesticated as his younger self figured. He remembered quite well how to navigate slippery slopes and ravines, and how to not tumble head-first into a shrub that hid a cliffside. He was traveling upwards, up a mountainous hill. What were they doing with her?
Sweat beaded at his brow. His breath grew as ragged as Zuko’s. He worried his firebending wouldn’t be as powerful at the rate he was going. He fumbled through his supplies, finding his everyday tools for the teashop still hidden on him. Kindling, cheesecloth, twine; he sighed, both in relief and fear when he saw he still had his best knife on his person.
But fear was exacerbated as a scream permeated the air around him.
It was Azula.
Her own scream wasn’t out of fear - it was pain. It was a ragged, guttural scream that echoed into the cavernous mountains around him.
Iroh’s legs started without him realizing it. He started back up the climb, at times using his hands to grip into the earth around him. Now would be a good time to have Toph with him - but he didn’t, so he had to ignore the effects of the fine living in Ba Sing Se. He’d once seen these hands go uncared for many times before; he would again one day.
The ground began to level out; he heard another scream. His lungs felt like sparks were igniting with each breath, but he had to continue, even as his body shook from the climb.
“Fuck you,” Iroh heard Azula’s unmistakable growl.
His heart ached as he heard Lu Ten’s voice.
“I gave you a choice.”
“You gave me NOTHING!” Azula snarled. Iroh stumbled upon the scene, nearly heaving as they didn’t notice him in the distance. Lu Ten held a decent-sized rock in his hand. Beneath him, Azula curled up on the ground, her hands a bloody, smashed mess. Tears fell from her eyes, but she offered her cousin no other source of emotion to use her with.
Lu Ten shook his head. “We gave you everything. We gave you a whole new chance to start this world over. To reclaim the family honor! And you, and Zuko, and that blasted old man threw it back in our faces!”
“You won’t even call him your father.”
“My father still has his dignity. That shriveled old wretch is not my father. He’s grown into something pathetic, something disgusting. To see the visage of my father look so washed up and docile? Do you know how infuriating it is? For him to say it’s all for me? All for his own son that he would put his tail between his legs and say he was wrong about our birthright? That I was wrong? That what I died for WAS WRONG?!”
Azula shuddered as she tried to manage her broken hands, but nothing she did mattered. Her head pressed into the grass as pain shot through her.
She laughed.
“When he came home... when I was little I made fun of him. Now... I may not completely understand but... when my own father left me with nothing all I wanted was to see him. For him to come home and just... be my dad. I was hurting and so lonely and... I see what happened now. My father didn’t care. He still doesn’t understand when I tell him that what we were doing completely obliterated my perception of the world around me. I lost my friends, my sense of self... I just wanted my dad. Or even my mom. I just wanted... someone to make me feel like what I was going through mattered. I did everything right and it still took everything away from me. And when I think about how my uncle came home crying... I get it.”
Lu Ten knelt down next to Azula, still holding the rock. “But does he get you, Azula? Does he understand you?”
Azula winced under her breath. Lu Ten patted the rock.
“Well, no matter. Don’t worry; all this pain you’re in will soon be over. Just... take a deep breath, and close your eyes.”
Azula saw the shadow of her cousin raise the rock. She braced herself, tears melting into the dirt below her-
The rock fell - but not on her.
Azula heard it thud just inches from her face, and she gasped as the footsteps that had raced towards her registered in her mind.
The fluttering of fabric, the snarls, the sounds of feet digging into the ground, Azula looked up to find silhouettes in the dying afternoon sun - and yet she knew that silhouette fighting Lu Ten.
“Uncle?” She rasped, watching Iroh and Lu Ten in a duel - but no blows were exchanged as he’d grabbed Lu Ten’s hands, and didn’t let go. Lu Ten bared his teeth at the old man.
“UNHAND ME! YOU VILE -” he headbutted Iroh “- FOUL COCKROACH!”
Iroh stumbled back, but he didn’t waste time stopping Lu Ten from attacking. He swiped at Lu Ten’s legs with his, proving he was still agile. Lu Ten cursed at him, grabbing Iroh’s foot and pulling him down with him before recovering and slamming a flaming hand down onto the grass.
“What’s this?!” Lu Ten asked. “Where’s Zuko? Little Fire Lord can’t get involved and watch his sister and uncle die?”
Iroh recovered to his feet, but not to a defensive position. He looked at Lu Ten. He could hear Azula wincing behind him.
Iroh’s burning breath became worse.
“This is what you want, Lu Ten?” He asked.
“You know nothing of what I want. Once I get rid of you and this failure, Zuko won’t be too hard to find. With him I can lure the Avatar and take them out. Just get the waterbender first and then when the Avatar is all choked up... You know.” Lu Ten made a motion with his finger across his neck. “Too easy. Father’s gained plenty of knowledge from Ozai on how the little beast fights, so even if he retaliates, he’ll be ready.”
“... And this is what you want?”
Lu Ten scoffed. “Are you going deaf, old man? Are you going mad?! My entire life has led up to this. Not only have we secured Ba Sing Se in our timeline, but here, we can fix this mess. The mess YOU started!”
Iroh’s hands trembled. “... I can’t let you do that. I won’t let you hurt anyone else.”
“What do you care? YOU HAVE NOTHING! The moment your little tea shop friends found out who you were they LEFT you!”
“They had every right to.”
“Oh, don’t give me that shit. You’d really roll on your back like a damned dog, wouldn’t you?! You’re a coward.”
“... You’re right.”
The joy in Lu Ten’s face began to drain. His lit his hands ablaze as he began to approach the specter or his father.
“I’m tired of this. You two die here.”
Iroh closed his eyes. Tears fell down his cheeks as he stood planted in the ground as Lu Ten’s advance became a charge.
Azula watched him reach into his pocket, and as Lu Ten reared his hands back, Iroh moved.
He grabbed Lu Ten’s arm, stopping his attack just as he then gripped the back of his son’s neck, and he punched him right in his abdomen.
Or so, Azula thought he punched him. She watched Lu Ten immediately halt; his firebending ceased, and his eyes were wide as his chin landed on Iroh’s shoulder.
A broken gasp trickled from Lu Ten’s throat. Iroh held the boy closer to him.
In Iroh’s other hand was the knife he’d found, buried hilt-deep into Lu Ten’s stomach.
Iroh pressed his forehead into his son’s shoulder, his lungs finally squeezing out a sob.
“I’m sorry.”
Lu Ten fought to breathe; he stumbled, falling backwards as Iroh lost his grip on the knife, his hands already coated in blood. Lu Ten looked at the knife sticking out of his stomach.
“What have you done to me?” Lu Ten choked.
Azula stared in wide eyed disbelief.
Iroh’s hands reached out towards Lu Ten, who used one of his legs to scoot himself away from Iroh, but the pain was spreading. He looked up at Iroh, who met his gaze with unmitigated sorrow and regret.
“Oh, Lu Ten... I’m sorry.”
Tears began to fall from Lu Ten’s eyes, his face became pale as breathing became harder.
But the moment Iroh heard Azula wince again, his heels dug into the earth, rushing to help her up and struggling with his slippery, bloodied hands.
“BASTARD!” Lu Ten screamed, his voice becoming garbled with blood. He choked as Azula watched Iroh’s face as she was helped to her feet. “TRAITOR!”
“Uncle,” Azula breathed. He looked at her, trying to ignore the sounds of his son behind him.
“Zuko is at the foot of the mountain with reinforcements on their way. We have to go now before he... before I show up. I’ve got you, now run!”
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motleybirdbones · 1 year
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Ok Tumblr, you win - I Updated the Bugsauce Page I did from 2019
now please stop recommending it to people thank you
- And Here’s the Obligatory Comparison (Left: October 2019 vs Right: February 2023)
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pandamonium1991 · 6 months
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*CW PROFANITY AND SEX* Random Baldur's gate 3 Halsin thought #1
Why in the absolute ever-loving FUCK does he not HELP YOU UNDRESS??!!! That is one of the most romantic things in the world to me. And don't fret, depending on the outfit he can bear claw his way into my pants anytime he wants, but it also seems like a thing he would be into? how gentle he at least TRIES to be with you is such a hook.....
Anybody who is single right now should be taking notes from Halsin, no matter what gender. I do not fucking care! lol HALSIN IS THE PERFECT PARTNER!!!! I love them all, but he literally has next to nothing flawed about him. The few flaws he DOES have, he's open minded to dealing with even if he's not perfect! (he is tho).
Don't try to be perfect, study what he does that is working!
uffda....thanks guys
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mrfisherot · 7 months
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