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fluffyfairyzz · 6 months
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good morning cotl fandom
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tigerr-cherry · 12 days
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They're only silly on the weekends from 10-12
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yorshie · 5 months
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1 with Raph 👀
*pops knuckles threateningly* let's do this-
[tell me it was a lie. tell me you're playing with me right now]
"What the actual fuck?!"
You pressed back up against the wall, trying to make yourself as still and as quiet as possible as Raphael wore a hole in your carpet in front of you, heart hammering out a fast staccato against the curve of your ribs.
You hadn't been expecting him. Had barely had enough time to drop your keys and shove the duffel bag you'd been carrying under the table by your door before the window in your living room had opened with a loud bang, and your home had been invaded by the red banded turtle.
The turtle that had taken one look at you, head canted to the side and brow lowered threatening, before he'd reached down and snagged the bag you'd tried to hide before you could even offer a protest.
Now, with the dark fatigues hanging halfway out the ripped zipper, the fitted mask creaking ominously in his clenched fist, you weren't sure if you should stay put, or try and open the door to escape the charged atmosphere.
Every now and then Raph would pause, look down at the mask before turning a dead eyed stare to your face, before he'd resume pacing. It was unnerving, feeling all the tension radiating off of him, but not having an ounce of frustration or anger crossing his face. The baby fine hair at your nape rose as he gave into the compulsion to study you once more.
"Tell me this is a lie, right now." He held out the mask towards you, and you made an aborted move against the wood at your back, taking the movement for a threat before realizing he hadn't gone any furthur.
He took another step into your space, arms flexing outwards, and your shoulders knocked against the door. His voice dropped an octave, rumbling in his chest as he asked, "tell me it's a joke. Right now. Tell me you're playing with me."
Your knees creaked, jittering, and you flicked a fast glance down to the brightly painted Foot over the shoulder of the sleeve hanging out the bag, lips tight together. Knowing you couldn't lie, not directly, not to this turtle.
Raph exhaled heavily, his breath painting over your face, and you clocked the way his grip tightened on the mask, the sound of the optical lenses shattering against his palm.
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comic-art-showcase · 2 years
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Oracle by Adam Hughes
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Ok now I’m pissed- NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOU CUNTS!
Arissomei is for RECOVERING radqueers with atypical dysphoria! You know, people who want to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM YOU?? You lot have your transrapist and transnazi shit. This ONE THING was for us anti-rqs but NOOOOOOOOO
You pro-grooming pro-animal/corpse raping entitled pricks want to be petty, go against the coiner’s wishes and “RECLAIM” it, but what for??? You just can’t stand people finding ways to explain and express their atypical dysphoria without being racist or ablest and drag ex-radqueers back into your little cult, sorry I mean “fult”.
Honestly it’s disgusting how you think you’re in the right here when your community can’t handle a simple dni because people don’t want to be associated with you! I HATE you and everything the “Radqueer movement” stand for, but at least I have decency to LEAVE YOU CUNTS ALONE.
To all you radqueers who think stealing an anti-rq term THAT WASN’T EVEN DISCRIMINATORY IN THE FIRST PLACE, I hope your immune system finds out about your eyes 🖕🏻
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high-on-hatchetfield · 3 months
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Incorrect Quotes- NPMD #2
Ruth: Croissants? Dropped. Pete: Road? Works ahead. Max: BBQ sauce? On my titties. Richie: Shavacado? Fre. Steph: Miss Keisha? Fuckin dead. Grace: Grace, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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oliversdumbshit · 3 months
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Sanders Sides Incorrect Quote #2
Janus: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.
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peppermintslol · 15 days
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Ask and you shall receive ‼️
class of 09 jumpscare
Personally I imagine Marx to act like an idiot sometimes just to piss people off
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deadboystims · 18 days
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EVIL FUCKING WIZARD CAT STIMBOARD!!
april prompt list day 1 : stimboard based off a meme
ᯓ★ x x x , x x x , x x x
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skritzzy · 2 years
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Aliens and Videogames (CW:Heavy Sensored Swearing)
Humans play videogames for entertainment. Whether it's to have a good laugh, completing a goal, or being creative, people love em.
But sometimes...we get kinda upset...frustration from an unbeatable boss sadness from losing a character or a whole heckin existential crisis.
Why play if it causes so much pain? Damn bro idk.
A:"Human Clae?
H:"Yes?"
A:"What are doing on your device?"
H:"I'm just playing a videogame, why do you ask?"
A:"I see you spend many hours playing this videogame so I wondered what made you waste so much time on it?"
H:"..Well I don't think i'd call it wasting, as long as sonething is enjoyable and it doesn't hurt anyone it's not a waste! I'm spending so much time on it because I'm trying to complete a challenge the game's set uo for me."
A:"Ah I see, but why work so hard for a digital achievment when you could be doing something here?"
H:"Well honestly it's just entertaining to do things in a videogame rather than real life. Not sure why it's so different but it just is."
A:"I'm not sure I understand that part. That's alright. But why so much time????"
H"It's kinda adicting but humans can get adicted to everything so it's no big deal."
H:"Wanna try it? :)"
A:"If you say it's enjoyable then one try will do no harm."
A few days later...
A: EAT SH*T AND DIE. UR TRASH. UR DOGWATER. GO GET A F*CKING LIFE BOZO. STUPID LITTLE F*CKER. GO F*CK URSELF. C*NT. B*TCH. F*CKING LOSER.
*Human walks in on Alien*
H: D:
A:"Ah! Greetings Clae! I've been playing a magnitude of games since you showed me yours! I'd say this one is my favorite one!"
H: ...
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boydiisaster · 1 year
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May I request a teen! Male!reader who just lost his dad x any obey me characters (platonic ofc) I recently found out my dad passed away in a very brutal way and he didn't get to know I'm trans either :(
loss
reader: teenage, male, he/him pronouns
tw/cw: death, suicide implications, cussing
author's note: i'm so sorry to hear that anon! i hope things get better for you soon, and that this story helps, even just a little bit
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lucifer
There's a sudden shift in the air before you tell Lucifer the news. He sensed it as soon as you found out; a profound feeling of grief overwhelmed him. Tears began to trickle down his cheeks, and he raised a gloved hand to make sure he was truly crying. This was strange, unprompted, out of the blue. Lucifer didn't know why he was crying, why there felt like a hole was in his chest, but then he remembered. Of course, how could he forget?
His pact with you made his and your emotions almost completely connected. He was usually very good at controlling your shared emotions, though. Whenever you felt angry, he could control his urge to scream. When you were happy, he'd control the want to shake his arms and squeal. When you were nervous, he'd control his instinct to shift and fiddle with something on his person. Why couldn't he control this, too?
"My dear boy," he murmurs, wiping away some stray tears that slip down his face. The sight before Lucifer breaks his heart. You're standing in his now open doorway, your form shaking with silent sobs. Your hands are tightly wrapped around your phone, its screen still illuminated with the text from your [mom/other dad/guardian]. This didn't feel real. You couldn't believe it; you didn't want to believe it.
"I'm sorry," you cry. Your words are barely recognizable between the loud sobs that escape your throat. "I'm so sorry, Lucifer, for coming to you like this. I just, I didn't know who else to tell this to."
Lucifer places a hand on your shoulder. Your phone clatters to the ground as you rush over to hug him. You throw your arms around his waist, bury your face in his chest and scream. It's partially muffled by Lucifer's clothes, but he still catches how defeated it was; how broken and filled with anguish it sounded. All Lucifer can do is hug you back tightly, lovingly, and hope that you understand his intention: to comfort you. To say “It’ll be okay” without disrupting your grieving.
Lucifer begins to rock you side to side, as if he’s holding a baby in his arms. “My dear boy,” he repeats.
All you can do is wail in response, causing the Avatar of Pride to hug you tighter.
asmodeus
The Avatar of Lust thought himself very good at reading people. He’d know exactly what the other person wanted to hear, and he’d say it, even though he probably didn’t mean it. Asmo would spew out compliment after compliment just to get what he wanted, and he never thought it bad. He didn’t know what to say in a situation like this, though.
“MC?” Asmo gently cups your tear-stained cheeks, a remorseful expression adorning his pretty face. He tilts his head to the side, confused. “What’s wrong, my sweet boy?”
You stare up at the demon. He’s blurry. Everything in your vision is blurry. You can barely breath from how badly you were panicking. You would have passed out if it wasn’t for Asmo walking in on your breakdown.
“Asmo,” you whimper. More tears slip down your face and land on Asmo’s thighs, soaking the fabric. He’s kneeling in front of you, his knees between your own.
“Asmo, I...” You sob, closing your eyes. The demon holds your head up while the rest of you goes limp in his grasp. “My dad,” you choke out. “My dad, he....”
“Oh MC,” Asmo whispers. “I’m so sorry.”
You shake your head. “I don’t... I can’t talk. I-I just....”
“Then don’t talk,” Asmo leans back, taking you with him. He holds you close in his grasp as you rest between his thighs. You lay your forehead against the Lust Avatar’s chest and cry. You shake with sobs as Asmo just hums a small, soothing tune.
“Sweet boy,” he whispers. He doesn’t know what to say to help you. He wants to try, but he knows words won’t solve anything.
Oh god what he wouldn’t give to be able to take away all of your pain with just a few words. You were still just a kid in his eyes. A child exposed to something so awful, something even he doesn’t like to think about: mortality.
“MC,” he hums. “Deep breaths.”
You breathe in deeply, then shakily exhale. You laugh, and Asmo never knew a laugh could sound so defeated. “I’m ruining your clothes.”
“I don’t care.” Asmo holds you tighter against him. “You need someone now more than ever, I’m not going to leave just to change into something less expensive.”
You laugh again, shaking your head. A tiny smile manages to grace your lips before you’re back to crying, and Asmo goes back to rocking you side to side, humming as he does.
barbatos
There’s a small knock at the castle door as the Demon Prince’s butler finishes up around the throne room. Barbatos looks up, then outside at the moon that’s high up in the grim Devildom sky. He blinks, then slowly makes his way over to answer the door.
“Who could it be at this hour,” he thinks aloud to himself.
The doors are heavy; anyone not used to the weight would have trouble opening them, but Barbatos shows no signs of struggling. He pulls open the doors with ease and is greeted with a curious sight: you. You, clutching something close to your chest. You, with a blank, emotionless look on your face. You, with no light in your once bright eyes.
"MC?" Barbatos furrows his brow. "It's late, dear. Come inside."
You don't respond. You can't respond. Your voice dies in your throat the second you even think about talking. You nod your head, taking a small step forward. Then, you shake your head furiously. You're so exhausted. You haven't the energy to do anything after the news. It took all your strength to run up here in search of Barbatos. Your body is tired, and your mind is drained. All you want is to ask your question, but hell, you can't even move anymore.
"MC." Barbatos gently grabs your shoulders. He tilts your head upwards to look into your dim eyes and you watch as a brief look of sorrow washes over him.
"Oh MC," he whispers. "Darling boy, I'm so sorry."
You look away, but even that begins to take an immense amount of energy.
"MC, I can't.... You know I can't." Barbatos pulls you close. "When rescuing you from mortality, I broke a lot of rules. I can't do that again."
You go limp in his grasp. Your father's gift that he gave you before you came to the Devildom clatters against the stone steps of Diavolo's castle. You close your eyes as Barbatos holds you tightly in his arms.
"Then can you send me to him?" You finally speak. Your voice is barely above a whisper. "If not I might do it myself. Barbatos, I... I don't know what to do."
"Life is precious, MC." Barbatos's voice is stern, almost angry. It makes you shut your eyes tighter. "Your father wouldn't want that. He'd want to see you flourish."
You don't respond. Barbatos feels like there's a hole in the pit of his stomach. He feels as if he himself has just lost something. He supposes that he did, in a way. He lost whatever part of you that you just lost. Thinking that, he hugs you tighter. So tight that it's almost painful. He's cold, you notice, and you're so warm to him.
His dear boy. His child that he'd do anything for. He can't help but feel guilty about that. He wouldn't do anything for you, he realizes, for he won't even bring your father back, even though he knows it will help you.
"I'm sorry, MC." He repeats.
You say nothing back, but the way you nudge his chin with your head tells him everything.
"I'm so sorry."
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fluffyfairyzz · 3 months
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narinder doodle,,, lambert stuck balloons to him :(
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based off of this fucking image
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brothebro · 2 years
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Redrew my 2020 Toss a coin illustration
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incorrectstarvs · 4 months
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[last day of school]
Meteora: Whoo, school is out! No more learning!
(puts books through a paper shredder)
Meteora: Die, books! DIEE!!
Mariposa: You do know we have to return those, right?
Meteora: Crap.
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aidensm8 · 1 year
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Trick or treat
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When will spooky season notice us again ;v;
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high-on-hatchetfield · 3 months
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Incorrect Quotes- NPMD #4
Max: I would never say that my partner(Grace) is a bitch and I don't like her. That's not true. My partner is a bitch and I like her so much!
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