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marvel0us1 · 8 months
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I think, we as a society are not talking about this moment enough:
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letsnotperceive · 3 days
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Okay, I just can’t stop thinking about John Price honestly. Especiallyyy after he’s *retired*!!
Here is a little drabble (is that the right word? Can’t remember, I’m new here). It gets a little 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 (18+) towards the bottom but nothing crazy. F!Reader
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✧.* Because sure, big buff military man who’s puffin’ more smoke than a chimney is cool and all. But give me sleepy, squishy, human teddy bear Price. Give me Price who’s perpetually exhausted after carrying the weight of the world on his back. Price that just wants to hibernate for a while with his luv.
✧.*Im thinking he’s all softened up around the edges. All that muscle mass doesn’t disappear over night, but as time passes and he’s no longer on an extensive workout routine, it ain’t sticking around forever. Big ol’ pecs that you can squish your face against, a little padding to his stomach. Hold on, stay with me now 🤤
✧.* Of course, he’s still got that grizzly sort of appearance. All mapped in scars and maybe the occasional burn from those late nights spent at his desk with a cigar between his fingers while he’s drifting in and out of consciousness with exhaustion. The damn workaholic! Hairy too; least we forget—that beard and those arms. Oh lord.
✧.*Maybe one day you realize in that post retirement laze of his (which is well deserved, mind you. Don’t give him a hard time now) that he’s looking a lil’ extra scraggly. You sit on the bathroom counter, and with a delicate hand and a very distracted focus, you give his beard a shave. All cute and romantic, the room still steamy from your shared shower…
BAD. Mistake. You both agree to never let it happen again. An angel just lost its wings!! Leave his beard alone 😭
✧.*Treat this man so good, he deserves it. Whether you like to cook or not, you find yourself gravitating to the kitchen on occasion to make sure he’s eating well at least some of the time. Some home-cooked meals to cancel out all those shitty MREs he’s consumed in his lifetime.
✧.*Bet he will reward you for it too; he’s got a soft spot for good girls. He is tired of yelling commands and barking out orders, he’s too worn out to deal with a brat. Be a sweet little thing now and show him some love. Offer to climb into his lap and take over when his bad leg starts acting up, see where it gets you.
✧.*Rolling your hips to a steady rhythm only you hear, he lets you have your fun until he’s ready to set the pace. Big hands pawing at your waist, clutching at you just tight enough his fingers are going to leave red marks for him to soothe away after. He doesn’t even have to roll his hips up against you, he can just move you as he pleases with his strength.
✧.*You don’t even have to try to give him a show—he drinks in every little reaction you give him. His heart skips a beat when you mewl, your eyes threatening to roll back in sheer bliss. The sticky sound of your thighs, drenched in arousal, meeting his skin. The way your lips meet his neck and shoulders, kissing and nipping love bites against his body. The mattress springs squeaking from underneath you two. It’s a performance, and he’s dedicated to appreciating every moment.
✧.*He’ll send you melting with his words, too—
“Mmm, is that good, little luv’?”
“You like that, baby? My darlin’?”
“Such a good girl—doing so well f’me.”
“F-fuck lovie, do that thing with your hips again~”
✧.* Aftercare is top-tier with him too, no questions asked. He may have gotten a little lazy in his retirement, but never when it comes to you. Water, a snack, a quick clean up. Him putting his entire weight over you like a human weighted blanket. Whatever you need, Lovie.
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Wrote this quickly after doing an online job interview, I don’t think it went very well bc I have awful RBF but wish me luck :,)
Should I do a full fledged fic about this? Anyone interested? Okay, bye <3
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c0la-queen · 3 months
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RAGHHHHHHHHH
Could you ever so kind and provide some general dating Headcannons for all the four boys?? 🥺👉👈
Maybe some extra with red leader or someone else if you’re fine with that??? 🥺💜
Mwah mwah you have amazing work <3 /p
Oh my gods I am SO sorry that this is so late!! For some reason, Mr. Tumblr decided not to notify me about your ask?? And then I was at my bestie's house this weekend, so I haven't checked my inbox until now. Begging for your forgiveness rn Anon!!
Also literally kissing you for asking for Red Leader!! Mwah, mwah!!
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Edd
If you are dating Edd... girlie I am so sorry for your sanity.
Don't get me wrong, I love Edd! He was my first Eddsworld love, my pookie bear for real! But he's the biggest bastard of the entire gang and I stand by that.
Calls you dumb pet names to try and make you laugh. Sugar Tits (regardless of gender or lack thereof, might I add), Baby Doll, Sexy.
He WILL grab/slap your ass all the time. Even in public. Only grins when you glare at him.
This man is a horrible influence. It will be so hard to get your shit done if he has decided that you need to be spending time with him. Why worry about work or chores when you could be all cuddled up with him and Ringo on the couch?
Will sulk if you reject his attempts.
If he's trying to get shit done and you're pestering him for attention? He will drop his basket of laundry or the dishes in his hands in a millisecond.
If he's working on a commission or animation, he'll let you sit in his lap in his chair, let you sit all pretty for him while he works. When he finishes, if you've fallen asleep by then -which you usually do - then he'll carefully move you both to his bed and snuggle up to you and take a nap with you.
Speaking of cuddling, he does naturally run hot. Comes with being a big boy <3 But if you don't enjoy that, then he'll use his powers to cool down his skin for you. Anything to keep cuddling!
He also uses his powers whenever possible. Will abuse them without shame. He puts things on the highest shelf, just so you have to him for help. He'll put patches of ice on the floor under your feet, just so he can catch you before you fall (he'll never let you actually get hurt), and uses his super strength to scoop you up randomly and carry you around.
You cannot show your text messages to ANYONE. He will say filthy things, just to fluster you. Horny Bastard. Finds ways to turn even the most mundane conversations into teasing.
He'd do cute couple things with you, like painting together and swapping canvases every 5 minutes. His favorite is going to cat cafes. The cats literally love him, its like he's made of catnip with how they swarm him.
Physical affection is a huge thing with him. Even little touches throughout the day, like ruffling your hair as he passes by, or a big hug from behind while you fix food.
Overall, big teddy bear that just likes to see his darling blush.
Tom
As I've stated in previous works, Tom is a secret romantic.
He's not a traditional romantic like Matt, but he's romantic in his own way.
Likes parallel play a lot. Finds it relaxing to just sit in his room, testing new songs on his bass while you lay on his bed reading a book. Or in your room, lounging on one of your plush beanbag and organizing his Spotify playlists while you fold your laundry.
Dates with him consist of record stores, concerts, and late night walks.
He'll sing for you if you ask him to.
Very down to earth, both as a person and as a boyfriend. If you have problems, he'll listen patiently until you're done, then help you brainstorm solutions. He doesn't downplay or ignore your feelings, but he doesn't jump to emotions like others might.
He tends to sleep in late on his nights off, since he's more of a night owl than anything. You know that, so you've made it a little tradition to fix him coffee around 11. You know exactly how he takes it, and he always thanks you with a kiss on the cheek and a sleepy, mumbled "you're the best."
Very caring. He'll make sure you've eaten and had water. Will usher you to bed if he can see that you're tired, or do your chores for you if you can't do them for whatever reason. If you can't sleep, he'll make you a mug of chamomile tea and sing you a little lullaby.
When it comes to his monster tendencies, he tries to keep you away from it all. He's bitter about what he is, and he thinks that you're better off separated from that side of him.
At the start of relationship, he'd get angry if you tried to push it. He'd snap at you, distance himself, not talk to you for maybe a couple of days. Further on in the relationship, though, if you push the issue and reassure him that you love every side of him, even the monstrous one, then he'd be more willing. Willing to let you in, to let you see that part of him. He'd be nervous about it, but he'd do it because he loves you.
Matt
He is a traditional romantic! His Mama raised him right, and he drinks his Respect Juice.
Makes sure you two have date night at least once every week. Dressing up nice, going out to dinner or a play, taking a walk through the town to wind down the night. Heading back into the house, changing back into comfortable clothes. He'd wipe your makeup off for you, if you wear it.
Absolutely the kind of guy to get down on his knees in front of you and unbuckle/untie your shoes or high heels for you. He's just so devotional.
If, for whatever reason, you guys are unable to have your date night, he'll make it up to you in some way. A bouquet of your favorite flowers sitting on your bed with a little note. A passionate kiss before one of you has to leave the house. A heartfelt love letter sealed with wax.
Makes sure to text you throughout the day with sweet messages. Compliments, "I love you"s, selfies, updates on what is happening at work. Or just reminders that he's thinking of you. Misses you.
Likes to cook meals for you if its just the two of you at home. Breakfast is his forte, but he's not the worst at following a recipe.
Always amazing for advice. He'll let you talk to him while he hugs you from behind. If it's something sad, he might cry. Just the idea of you going through something negative makes him sad, too.
If he doesn't have advice for you, he'd do anything in his power to find someone who does. One of the other roommates, or even his mother, if you're comfortable with it.
Speaking of his mother, she absolutely adores you. Since Matt has such a good relationship with her, he's already told her so much about you. She thinks its wonderful that her baby has fallen in love. After a while, Matt will even bring you along to his lunches with his mother. You two hit it off instantly.
If you're okay with it, then Matt would love to show you off on his social media. He thinks you're so gorgeous, the entire world should know that he managed to land you. Its never anything invasive, and he always gets your permission before he posts things. Blocks any weird or gross comments.
Loves going on shopping dates with you. Most of the time, its at the mall or a mall in a different town, because he loves walking around and window shopping. Occasionally, he'll take you to more expensive stores. It doesn't bother him, he loves spoiling you. No matter where you two are, he'll buy you anything that you want. If you are adamant to spend your own money, he won't put up too much of a fuss, though he does prefer to pay for you.
He'll do that couples trend with you where you find nail polish that matches the other's eye color.
Gift giving is just one of his love languages in general. It makes him so happy to give his loved one things that he bought. For you specifically, he'll also throw in hand made gifts. He may not be the most talented artistically, but he'll stay awake late into the night, sitting on the floor with a YouTube tutorial playing, paper and cardboard scattered around, a pencil between his teeth, paint on his hands and smeared on his cheek. The end result may look a little crude, but he'll still present it to you with pride. And, of course, you always love it.
Tord
Tord is probably the most romantically stunted of the four. Its not that he doesn't love you, far from it really. He just grew up in an environment where love wasn't freely given, and was often limited for appearances.
His father, as the Red Leader, insisted that he keep a professional and feared image. So, Tord never saw him being affectionate with his mother.
It might be hard at first. You'll struggle. You two may fight. But you'll always make up in the end. He'll listen to you, try to understand your point of view.
He's not against physical affection, but he's able to live without it. Will indulge you whenever you ask. If he's busy, which he usually is, he'll let you drape yourself over him from behind while he sits in his chair, letting you rest your cheek on the top of his head and watch him work.
More than anything, his love language is words of affirmation. Despite being a man of few words, he'll always give you praise. He'll make sure you know that you are his, he is yours, and he loves you. Nothing will change that.
Scary dog privilege. He'll always walk just behind you in public, keeping a guiding hand on the small of your back. Stays alert of you surroundings and the people around, so that you don't have to. You don't even have to worry about people approaching you in public. One piercing glare from Tord is enough to deter anyone.
Not the best at giving advice to problems. He'll listen, but sometimes he can't quite understand why something is an issue. Doesn't invalidate your feelings on purpose, it just happens inadvertently at times. Always, ALWAYS apologizes and holds you close when he realizes what he did.
His preferred dates are nights in at home. Cuddled up on the couch with takeout watching shitty rom-coms. Cooking food that he ate growing up in Norway while you sit at the kitchen table watching. Going to the convenience store at midnight to get Ben and Jerry's in the middle of anime binges.
You become his crutch. When he's having bad paranoia on nights that are too quiet, he'll seek you out. Just having you lay in bed with him, warm and solid and breathing, always calms him down.
He will never let you meet his parents. You are one of the very few good things in his life, and he wants to keep that away from his fucked up home life. Might let you meet his little sister, but not for a long time.
Surprisingly, he does tend to talk more when its just the two of you. He allows you into his head, verbalizing his thoughts to you. He'll ramble about his projects, tell you about the history behind his culture, or rant about things that annoy him. Denies it vehemently in front of others.
He is a huge tease, second only to Edd. What's dangerous is how casual he is about it. Loves making you squirm, and he'll never even change his expression. Sometimes he won't even be looking at you, but rest assured that he is swimming in satisfaction over how flustered you are.
Red Leader
I have so many thoughts about him. Oh my lord.
This is going off the scenario where Reader is a Red Army soldier and met him through the army, after the events of The End.
I want to clarify that this is NOT following the events of TBATF!!! This is my own Red Army timeline, what I refer to in my Eddsworld bubble as "The Bad End"
There are two ways that you'd be able to catch Red Leader's attention. Either you are an extremely talented soldier that does well among your peers, enough to earn the praise of your superior officers and eventually Red Leader himself. Or, you were assigned as his personal assistant to help with paperwork and meetings, but you were so good at handling his temper and attitude that he found himself surprised.
The latter of the two is my favorite, so I'll be working under that one.
Before you, Red Leader had been through several assistants. None of them lasted more than a month. By nature, he was a moody, temperamental man. The stress of the army and oncoming war only made that worse. He saw those previous assistants as nuisances, only getting in his way. He would yell at them, berate them, drive them to the brink until they beg Paul and Pat to transfer them.
When they assigned you to him, they expected the same thing to happen. The two even made bets on how long you'd last. On your first day, Red Leader was nasty to you. Gruff and rude. But... you bit back. That took him by surprise. Instead of taking the insult and shuffling out like a puppy with its tail between its legs, you pursed your lips and gave him a stern look and talked to him in a way that nobody dared to. He should've been angry. Should have screamed at you, discharged you from the army in a heartbeat.
Instead, he found that he quite enjoyed it. He enjoyed your spitfire. Not that he'd let you know. He only gave you a noncommittal hum and dismissed you with a wave of his hand. But... he kept you around. Even found excuses for you to come into his office more than necessary. His penchant for teasing came back full force. He'd poke and prod, finding ways to make you react with that fire he so loved.
It takes a long time for him to finally make a move. Probably takes a near-death experience for him, or an injury to you for him to realize that he wants this. He wants a future with you.
At first, he may seem a little cold in public. Not to the degree that his father was - he promised himself that he would never be like his father. Simply a more... professional air about the entire thing. It was more out of anxiety than anything. He didn't want to make you a target, didn't want to cause you to get hurt. As his army grows more powerful and takes over more and more countries, he grows more comfortable with PDA. He knows that when he is the most powerful man in the world, he doesn't have to worry about anyone hurting you.
He would probably treat you more like a spouse than a girlfriend/boyfriend right off the bat. He's older now, thinking more about the future than the present. He already knows that he wants to be with you forever, so why go through the formalities and hassle of dating?
Always makes time for you whenever he can. If he's in a meeting with his generals or another world leader, he'll sneak text messages to you. Doesn't give a shit if he's caught. What are they going to do to him, Red Leader?
If he's cooped up in his office all day, his door is always open to you. Loves having you drop by unannounced to bring him food or coffee. He'll let you climb into his lap while he works, or sit behind him in his chair and cling to him. Even if you're just sitting in a separate chair nearby, working on your own stuff. He's happy.
If you want to continue being a soldier, or his assistant, he'll let you. But he's also perfectly happy to have you simply be his partner and not have a care in the world. You could sit all pretty in his quarters waiting for him to get off duty, or use the time to pursue your own hobbies and interests. As long as you're happy and cared for, it's okay with him.
Spoils you rotten. You're Red Leader's, so of course you only deserve the best things. Anything in the world you want, you only have to ask for it. It's yours. He would raze entire cities just to see you smile.
He does enjoy taking you out on dates. While also spending time with you, he sees it as a way to show you off to the world. Dressing you up in the finest clothes that he got you, the prettiest jewelry that he bought. Taking you to restaurants and operas where everyone can see you hanging on his arm. It makes him puff up with pride.
When the two of you are alone, he's so adoring. Loves snuggling. It's a struggle to convince him to let you out of bed in the mornings, he'll just be clinging to you. If you do somehow manage to escape his grasp, he'll catch you around the waist and drag you back to bed. Won't stop until Paul or Pat message him to get his ass out of bed. He always grumbles about how "it's my damn army, I should get to sleep in as long as I want".
Sometimes, at night, he has pains in his right shoulder, the side where he's burned and amputated. It can range from a dull ache to excruciating pain. On nights that it hurts too much to move, you'll scramble out of bed and get his medication from his nightstand, gently coaxing him to take it. You'll hold him and comfort him until the pain subsides and he falls back asleep.
He doesn't like to talk about it, really. It feels weird, letting anyone see this part of his life. Letting you see his vulnerability. Letting you see him.
But he does.
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no1deepspacehater · 3 months
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NSFW ABC's - Xavier !
A/N: Zayne is up next for this one! Minors look away ofc! Also some minor spoilers in letters E and K
Enjoy!
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Mostly, he’s so ready to sleep, but if that doesn’t fit your needs, he stays up for you. Need a shower? He’ll help you wash up. Something to eat? He’s not the best cook but cereal after sex always hits the spot anyways.
His most preferred aftercare is after a cold shower, you both just cuddle each other to sleep. You’re his favourite teddy bear to hold.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
For him, his arms. Strong and buff from years, and I mean years, of sword practicing. Upper body strength of the Gods, perfect for holding you up with he fucks you against the wall, or just caging you in while you ride him. Grip his arms in any position and he’s beaming.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Moderate amount when he cums BUT he leaks. One stroke and his dick is wet. Prefers to cum inside/with a condom just because it gets sticky and messy, but is SO more than down if you want him to cum anywhere else.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
While masturbating has accidentally came on one of the plushies you gave him. He fell asleep right after and it left a stain he couldn’t wash out. Said plushie is now hidden away where you’ll never find it, and when you ask him about it he always says he lost it.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
SPOILERS FOR HIS LORE!
Ok so here’s my headcanons, he’s either:
Has NEVER had sex because, well, he only wants you. Probably doesn’t watch porn for the same reason. Most knowledge he’s have is conversations with close friends but no hands on work.
HAS had sex before, but with previous lifetimes/timelines of you. Kinda more fun to work with this one because, he’d know all your sensitive spots, even ones you don’t know about. He’d now just how to rile you up and have you seeing literal stars.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
When he has energy or is in that type of mood: variations of missionary, I feel like he’d be into wall sex.
Other than that, as long as your on top of him and he could see your face, he’s happy. Sometimes he’ll let you do your thing while he’s being a little pillow princess, othertimes he’s the one in absolute control even though you’re above him.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Always light giggles here and there because you both are being so cute. Sometimes though he’s not serious but he gets in this focused/locked in type of mode when you both are having particularly passionate sex.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
HEAR ME OUT HERE!! Rarely clean shaven just because he’d literally rather sleep. It’s not a jungle, but definitely had to start keeping it lower when you both do start to get intimate. I’d say once a week at least, once every two weeks at least. Now listen closely, he’s got a happy trail, nobody argue with me. His hair down there is a bit darker/browner than his actual hair, but it’s still pretty light that if you look too fast you’ll miss it.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He’s a sappy little alien boy. Always showering you with praises so most of the time you’re a smiling blushing mess, which makes him smile as well. Even when he’s being dominant he’s calling you cute little pet names, anddd he’s got that smug little snark that’s just waiting for you to challenge him so he could show you who really is the most powerful here.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Doesn’t really do it much because sleep >> anything else. When he does have to release some pent up energy he generally just does it to get it out of the way and falls back asleep. Sometimes falls asleep dick in hand mid stroke.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
I feel like he would be into roleplay. It’d take him a while to bring it up, but once he does it kinda helps him to actually express his emotions more in a way? But having you dress up as different things turns him on as well (the maid outfit is not surviving the night).
Also hear me out on this I feel like he’d have a pregnancy kink. (SPOILER: Something about you both living long enough to have a family) You’d just look sexy with a belly to him.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His or your place, where you can really let go. As for specifics:
The bed, the kitchen counter, the bathroom, the couch, to the windowww to the wall. As long as your both comfortable, he’s so down to screw you anywhere.
But thats not to say you both haven’t gotten... freakaayyy in the staff room closet at work once or twice... or five times.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Though he can just hear your name and he’s turned on, he particularly likes when you sass him back or give a little attitude. It’s like a declaration of sexual war between you two and he’s adamant that he wins.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Won’t bruise you too hard or hurt you in a serious way (like blood and stuff). He can’t, he just can’t. Hard choking as well is uncomfortable for him.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Lives for eating you out/giving head. Even if he’s too tired for penetration he’s got more than enough energy for you to sit on his face and just let him go wild. Or literally he’ll get on his knees and just keep going harder everytime you tug his hair when he’s hitting a sweet spot. Will literally overstimulate you every time because he’s just having so much fun.
As for receiving, he doesn’t ask for it much but would neverrr decline. He twitches so much and constantly has to hold himself back from bucking his hips up and shoving his dick down your throat. Hearing you swallow all of his cum makes him literally orgasm a second time.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast, no, rarely. Slow, sensual, rough in an almost primal like way but still soft? Yes! He needs to feel every bit of you, and make sure you’re feeling every bit of him.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Appreciative of a good quickie. Though he’s more qeen on having ample time to do with you what he wants, there has been situations where he’s had to pull you to an empty room and set a new world record for the both of you. Sometimes the both of you are at home doing the nasty when you get called to a mission, and then suddenly it’s a race for time lol.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
If it’s for you, he’ll try anything (within reason). He is a risk taker as well, because really to him it’s not a risk if he’s going to succeed anyway. Just has to make sure he’s thought of every outcome and weighed out the pros vs cons, which he can decide very quickly when you’re looking at him like that.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Depends on how much time between the rounds. After round one, let him take a quick nap and he’s back on it like white on rice. Anything more than that will require a full day of sleeping with cuddles with you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I feel like personally he never bothered with toys, but would not be opposed to use one on you. It’s like having another way to satisfy you (and tease you endlessly). He likes to feel your touch rather than a toy but he’s okay with anything you want mostly.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He’s such a switch, honestly. One day he’s begging for you and the next he’s making YOU beg until you literally can’t handle it.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
This man is a moaner and whimperer. He tries to hold it back mostly so it’s a lot of hot whimpering and mumbling at first but keep riling him up he’ll get louder. Says your name like a prayer always.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
 Turns your plushies around before you guys have sex, all of them. He says he doesn’t want to taint their innocence.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Thick in diameter, average sized in length. Definitely a shower but it’s pretty like him in every way anyway. Has one (1) prominent vein that hits just right. Colour just slightly darker than his skin colour (he’s pretty pale so) but tip is a light pink (#E6C5AD, if you will). Turns more red as he’s about to cum/is stroking or whatever. Yes I have thought a lot about this.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Having to wait lifetimes for your lover can leave you pretty wanting at times. That being said Xavier doesn’t really indulge in himself too often, and he’s quite the sleeper so in general it’s pretty low. But it can lead to some fun times where he’s just teasing you forever.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Like a LIGHT. After proper aftercare he is ready for the nap of his life.
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stupidlovergirl · 1 year
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How Their Love Feels
Feat. Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan,Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor Dateables Version
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Lucifer’s love is turning into an old married couple. It starts subtle and then all at once. Lucifer wants to make sure you mean it, he is a man who has raised all his siblings, even if he wasn’t consistent day to day with it. He knows relationships take time and effort, and he doesn’t always have the ability to give it with his loyalty to Diavolo. He needs you to know that he won’t always be able to be in bed when you fall asleep, or be there when you awake. It doesn’t mean he doesn’t love you, but sometimes he doesn’t even go to sleep, the piles of paperwork get so high. Just reassure him, be patient and kind. It makes him love you even more than he already does.
Mammon’s love is wild. He’s attached to your side, dragging you into schemes and problems that he doesn’t always mean to cause. You can always laugh and say that there's never a dull moment. Yet when the night ends, and you snuggle together in bed, all the words of adoration that he gets too nervous to say because he is such tsundere, come out. He tells you how much he loves you, how life with you is so much better, and how he hopes he’s your number one like you are to him. Mammon’s love is wild, and it always makes you feel breathless in the best way.
Falling in love with Leviathan is just like the water. It’s a push and pull. He can’t always give you his everything, his anxiety sometimes gets too much for that. Sometimes the only love he can show you is through texts, as any more would make him panic way too much. Yet just like the water, it comes rushing in. His love overflows, and nothing can stop him from adoring you. He gets embarrassed after these events, but it’s so cute that you can’t help yourself and end up teasing him. Levi is happy you chose him, sometimes he can barely believe it. That he will wake up from this glorious dream. Just give him some kisses and cuddles and force him to believe your not going anywhere.
Satan’s love is like the old romance stories. He is a romantic at heart, and can’t stop himself from loving you like the stories he has read do. Beautiful hand crafted letters, dancing in the kitchen when you both can’t sleep, hushed whispers in your cuddle chair in the library, and so much more. He gets angry, and he has to walk away during these times of weakness, and you have to remind him that you don’t think any less of him for it. It makes him feel a little bit better, and pushes him deeper into the depths of his love for you.
Puppy love is kinda the way to describe your love with Asmodeus. Obviously it’s a little bit more mature, but not really. PDA is through the roof, always mentioning each other to people when you are apart, giggles and nuzzling while people gag at you, all of it. You put middle schoolers to shame sometimes. It’s because he isn’t used to someone loving him for him. It always feels like what he can give them, be it his strength or body. You don’t want that from him though, and it makes him feel so different, like he is discovering something completely new and wants to jump in head first. Just, laugh off some of his weirder comments, he is still a demon who says weird things as affectionate terms. (Have you SEEN some of his lines???)
Beelzebub’s love is like the sun. He shines so brightly, you can’t help but look. He shares his food with you, makes sure you're safe, and cradles you so softly. He is a big teddy bear, letting you cuddle into him whenever you please, he has a lot of experience working around people because of Belphie. You can come running full speed at him and jump and he’ll catch you. He loves being able to carry you around, it doesn’t matter what size you are. Loving you with a warmth that you don’t think you have ever experienced. He loves you with his whole heart, and wants to show it in all the ways he can. He is just a big softie, and wants to give you the entire world. (Spoiler alert, you just need him)
Belphegor loves like a BRAT. Just kidding!!(kinda) Belphie loves like the stars. It is soft, and you sometimes have to see in between the lines to fully grasp the largeness of it. He feels so guilty sometimes, thinking of what he has done to you. Just reassure him that it is fine, that you do not hold it against him. He tells you the stories of the stars from both the Human world and the Devildom. Creating a nest just for you two(sometimes three with Beel). Drawing on your body little pictures and even notes for you to find in the mirrors when you change (maybe even a tiny mark). It’s the little, almost completely silent things when it comes to him. He might be a little mean, but he never makes you feel unloved.
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Omg loveeee your works and the smol kings 😍 Can I have some more plssssss 🥺 Like MC teasing them for being so little (poke and bite those cheeks... 👉👈), then carrying them in their hands for cuddles or some kissie and huggie 🥹🥹🥹 Or any other fluff stuff too!!!!!
Ahhh they're just too precious 🥺 Nobles move aside, it's time to take care of these rascals personally. Little, lovable rascals. The more I see them like this, the more I hope that PB will take the opportunity and turn them into kids one day. Even for a moment. Let me hold and cuddle baby Satan pleeeaseee 🙏🙏
PS. I swear it supposed to be fluff BUT Levi said noooo who need fluff when we can have ✨trauma✨. He doesn't cooperate even in fanfics.
Satan
Remember how Sitri was worried about whether it was good idea to show Satan to people of Gehenna? You found out how wrong he was as soon as the other kids appeared on the horizon. Satan's gaze was glued to them. Silenced by the Paimon’s bubble gum, tearing the teddy bears brought by Leraye, didn't even pay attention to the nobles, he just grabbed your hand and pointed towards the group of kids with sticks.
"Over there! Let’s go!"
You were alone with him for a while, but it wouldn't hurt if you two went out to play, right? He didn't need the nobles' presence. But you? You were supposed to sit with him and the kids. When Satan took a stick they were pretending is a gun, you expected to get one too. Instead, he stood in front of you and stated seriously:
“You're my queen, you don't fight! I'm fighting for you.”
He looked so cute that you burst out laughing and pinched his fluffy cheek. He groaned and pushed your hand away. 
"No! You can't! You don't do that to warriors!”
“Then protect me bravely, my king.”
You moved away to a safe distance so as not to accidentally get hit by a piece of bark or a bullet of the mud. Two women who stood a little further away, apparently the mothers of some kids from group, invited you to join them.
“I didn't know you had children, he looks so sweet…”
“He's really strong! Just like his majesty Satan. Incredible”
You watched tenderly as the little ones rolled in the dust and puddles. Kids. You had to explain everything to the women, but maybe not yet. A family with him… The very idea melted you inside. More and more often you wondered if you really wanted to come back to Earth.
Mammon
You were gone for fifteen minutes at most. It took you a moment of wandering around the gallery to find the bathroom, and then an even longer moment not to get lost in the bathroom itself (why was a sauna there?). As you returned to the alley where you left the nobles with the little king, you heard howling. You had a bad feeling. They were confirmed when you turned between the shelves and a scene straight from Dante's Inferno appeared before your eyes.
Bimet was crouching and waving toy cars, Eligos was swinging a gold-plated candy bar, and Mammon was sitting on the floor and crying. Valefor was the only one who looked conscious, with the phone to his ear.
“There you are,” he smiled with relief as you came closer in your stupor. “I tried to call you. His Majesty… You see what happened as soon as you left us.”
Bimet narrowed his eyes and huffed.
“Come here and fix it.”
You didn't even feel like making fun of them because this sobbing was tearing your heart apart. Mammon was really tiny as a child. You knelt down and gathered him in your arms, his slim body clinging to you with all his frail strength. He calmed down, but only a little.
“Here, here. Everything's fine. What happened?"
“I found… something… for you.” His voice was interrupted by hiccups. "But you were not there…"
You kissed the top of his head, between the curled horns. His head sometimes tilted to the left, where the heavier horn was.
“Shhh, I won't leave you anymore.”
“You promise?”
You nodded, and the kid smiled through his tears. He sniffed and pressed a candy bracelet into your hand. When he grabbed your hand, you felt that he still had some of his adult strength in him. From now on, you were forbidden to leave his side.
Beelzebub
You spent the entire day running back and forth around Avisos after the little king who refused to sit still. You thought your legs were going to fall off. When you were sitting on the couch in the office and the little boy was falling asleep on your lap, you realized that you simply went about it wrong. It was a better idea to take him to the feast immediately. It's true that he ate three pubs, but this bill was nothing compared to his usual conquests. He lay curled up, his head in your lap, holding your hand.
“My tummy hurts.”
Bael, although he took pity enough not to rush him to work, still preferred to have you both with him, in the office.
“So you didn't have to eat that much?”
“I am the king of gluttony.”
“You're a little worm, Beel. This is how you end up mixing newt eyes with Eastern European moonshine. Next time you'll think about what you're cooking."
He was answered by a childish grumble, as Beel squeezed your hand tighter.
“Don't listen to Bael, he's stupid. It tasted so nice…”
"I heard it."
"He worries about you." You stroked the blond hair that you had already braided.
Beel wanted to talk to you again, take you somewhere, but you saw that his eyes were closing completely. You laid down on the couch and let him snuggle against your chest. 
Bael just glanced at you, but soon you were both asleep. He sighed and covered you with the blanket, and now that Beelzebub was asleep, he could stroke his hair a little too. Stupid... but he's still his king. And a friend, after all.
Leviathan
Young Levi was even quieter than usual, and much, much more fearful. He didn't want to have anything to do with anyone. He hid in corners and nooks, and the fact that he was tiny didn't help. You knew that the invisible Foras was watching over him, but that didn't calm you down. A gift for this child came to your mind, when you saw that all the pens were missing from the desk.
You found Levi hidden behind his coffin, with a stack of notes scattered around. All the drawings were black, gloomy and hastily sketched.
“Leviathan?”
He started like a frightened deer ready to run away.
“Don't go, please… it's me. It's just me. I have something for you."
He didn't back down, but he didn't invite you in either. Still, you sat down across from him and placed a new pack of colored pencils next to drawings. He looked at them, his small lips quivering as if he were holding back tears.
“I don't want them.”
"Why?"
“It wasn't… it wasn't colorful there.”
His drawings made it all too clear to you what he was thinking. You saw the castle of Hades and the spindly Levi himself. You could tell by the horns. But other children, with broken horns, with bandages...
“They want you to be happy.” You reached out and wiped away the tears that ran down his pale cheeks. Little fists rubbed eyes in anger. Tears came to your own eyes as you looked at his silent pain.
Leviathan himself must have felt terrified, because he stood up and staggered closer. Trembling fingers grabbed your sleeve. A piercing sob hit you straight in the heart. All you could do was cradle him in your arms. 
You took a new piece of paper, the brightest color you could find, and started to draw. You gently stroked the shaking shoulders and only picked up the paper when you finished.
"Look here."
Your artistic skills left much to be desired, especially that you didn’t draw with your leading hand, because thi one was holding a crying child. The picture of Levi with his nobles and, above all, you, was bursting with colors. Foras must have had a lot of fun seeing this, but you had to swallow your pride.
“It's nasty.” Levi commented through tears. “And Glasyal looks like he has a hump. That's not how it should look."
But you managed to distract him. Now, until he fell asleep in your arms, little Leviathan never left your side.
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What if MC looked different from her past lives, will he connect the dots?
Xavier x MC [A03 link]
Prompt from @nobodys-saviour: "If MC didnt look the same as her other lives do you think they’d still recognise her. [Would] Xavier?" [x].
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Xavier did not make a habit of making strong connections in his various "lives" he'd lived on Earth. The less he knew about mild acquaintances, the less there was to remember, making it easier to focus on more important things and details. Thus, his opinion of his new colleague was varied at best.
On some days, she surprised him with strength and fervor. On other days, her youthfulness presented itself, especially when chatting and gossiping with her work friends. Finding out they were neighbors was more of an irritation to him, since it presented the danger of her attempting to get to know him. He had half a mind to move when he realized she was persistent in attempting to get to know him, despite his frequent attempts to ignore her. There were times she tried to leave nice, neighborly things at his doorstep. He rarely, if ever, answered, and kept conversation polite but brief. It was merely the way he protected his many identities over time. If he had to sum it up, he thought she was nice, but a little meddlesome.
One day she came over feigning illness for some kind of game with her colleagues. Truth or dare? How childish. Xavier didn't have time for such trivial things. He let her leave with a small token of his, and sent her on her way.
He didn't understand her obsession with getting to know him. He could feel her eyes on her when he was in the office, and hear her asking questions about him. Occasionally she'd be texting him random articles when he still had no idea how she got his number. He passed her once while she was on another job while he was on his day off. Only out of the corner of his eye did he notice she was handing their coworker Tara a keychain. He had no idea how she noticed him quite literally all the way across the street with his hoodie over his head.
"Xavier!" She called out to him.
He almost wanted to pretend not to hear it.
"What is it?" He asked flatly.
"I made these for a few people at the office. Do you want one?" She was asking.
Tara nearly cut her off with excitement, holding hers up to show him.
"Look at it! It's so cute!! She's so talented. I had no idea she could make stuff like this!!"
He blinked at it - a little teddy bear keychain.
"No thanks." He noticed her disappointment and quickly tried to add, "Not really... my thing."
"Oh! Totally. But I can make other stuff!"
"I'm good." He replied quickly. "...Sorry."
And that was that.
Other than those brief instances, she never crossed his mind. His mind was occupied with his missions, with his goals, with her, the one from so long ago he was always thinking about. It was heart-wrenching thing realizing that he was beginning to forget her appearance, the scent of her hair, the rhythm of her laugh. The last time he'd seen her was centuries ago now. Late at night before sleep would befall him, he would see a flash of her in his mind, but it was never clearly visible. It terrified him. He wished he could draw so he could save some semblance of her appearance. Yet, all he had left of her was her lightseeker badge, and a little star.
After pulling an all-nighter in the no-hunt zone, the moment he began to turn back, another Wanderer attack came. His senses sharpened only briefly, launching himself skillfully at its weakest points, light evol creating a shower of light in his stead. Despite his skill, his body was not as responsive as he would hoped. The Wanderer swung large and struck his abdomen squarely and launching him several meters down. He gritted his teeth as his back connecting to the forest floor below them, wincing sharply at the pain and the wind being knocked out of him. In his moment of weakness, his lightsword had flung from his hand and landed a ways from him.
Before he could recover, the Wanderer launched back up, growling at him almost as if to sneer at Xavier's vulnerability. He began to brace himself for the effort of teleporting himself to his lightsword, which was normally a simple enough thing but now would require more excruciating effort through his brain fog and injury. Just when he was about to do so, a voice rang out through the night sky.
"Hey, ugly!"
A glint caught his –and the Wanderer's– attention as a woman stood off to the side.
Oh.. no. He thought, grimacing at the thought of anyone else not only holding his lightsword. The fact, too, that it was this specific colleague and caused a feeling of cold dread and irritation to course through him. There was no way this would end particularly well.
Then time froze.
She was swinging the lightsword up to the sky, resonating with it in a way that normally only he could as its rightful owner. Had she always had a resonate evol? He hadn't remembered if he paid attention to that when Jenna briefed him.
Maybe he was just tired. Maybe it was the moonlight and the setting in the forest that felt so starkly familiar. Maybe he had been yearning too long. In that moment, he thought he saw her.
She swung his sword like it was her own, with skill that had certainly taken him hundreds of years to master. Fearlessness and ferocity in her eyes that he hadn't seen in anyone else. She had a quality of dash.
He came to and stood, knowing there was no way she would defeat the large Wanderer on her own, but with her providing enough distraction, he could deal a final blow.
"Hand me my sword!" He called out to her.
"Here you go!" She lept over to him and handed it over, drawing her twin pistols afterwards.
For a split moment, the Wanderer examined them, he knew it was gearing up for a strike.
He looked at the sword in his hand and then to her, tired eyes giving way to clarity. One last push.
"Swords of the stars." He said quietly, almost a weakened whisper to himself as he rose it to strike a final blow, as if crying out to her to give him a bought of strength.
"We must always point in the same direction." She whispered back, replying in a literal sense as she pointed her guns at the Wanderer. The shock nearly stalled him but he was too focused on the task at hand.
Together the Wanderer came down in a flash of light.
As he reached out to collect the protocore, he examined it only a moment before turning back to her in disbelief.
"It's you."
She looked at him quizzically. "Duh, it's me. Xavier, I don't understand why you keep leaving me behind. We're partners! Maybe don't head into the no-hunt zone by yourse- Xavier!!"
The man was collapsing, finally giving way to the stress, shock, injury, and sleepless state his body had been in.
When he closed his eyes he could hear her voice, feel her arms around him and she dragged him to her hunter bike. The pieces of her personality and mannerisms began to come together.
When he awoke in a hospital bed, he at first panicked, having specifically avoided hospitals for particular reasons. Jeremiah would have his work cut out for him later. His next thought was,
She's...here?
There she was, staring out the window in the hospital chair beside him.
"Oh!" She exclaimed, noticing him staring. "You're awake. Good! I brought you some fruit. And this!"
She tossed him a small object and he caught it, a number of emotions coursing through him as he examined it.
"What's this?"
"I know you said you didn't want one, but I made one for literally everyone, even Jenna, so it felt kinda weird. I know you said bears weren't your thing, so I guess I tried to think about your light evol? A star's pretty close, right?"
He couldn't help but smile. "It's close... I guess."
She laughed, and it was the first time he paid attention to the rhythm.
She's here. She's right here.
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simping-lya · 6 months
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A Napping Skeleton
UT!Sans x Reader Fluff
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Koala Sans is cute and makes me happy so I wrote something about it :] Not Proofread so sorry for any mistakess
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You woke up from the nap, sluggish from sleep with your mind still dreaming but one thing was clear to you—you had to use the bathroom.
Bleary-eyed, you attempted to sit up but was stuck underneath a weight on your chest. Your inability to move cleared your sleepiness away, now alerted and confused by what was keeping you on the mattress. Moving your gaze downward, you found a familiar white skull that belonged to a snoring skeleton. Sans was laying on your right side, skull pressing into your chest with his arms wrapped around your torso and legs entangled with yours.
Oh right. Now you remember what happened before you fell asleep. You and Sans were in his living room, watching the show you both liked to watch together, when you had started feeling sleepy. Sans must’ve noticed you falling asleep and moved you to his room. It wouldn’t be embarrassing to find yourself napping in his room since you are usually in here but this was the first time you two napped together. Usually, it was Sans who napped on you. You would have felt your embarrassment for a moment longer if the need to use the bathroom so badly wasn’t your major issue (damn Papyrus and his worry for your water intake).
You felt bad for waking him up but you had to do what you gotta do as a human being. Still, Sans was a deep sleeper and trying to wake him was often difficult. Still polite to try it first, though. Shaking his shoulder, you called his name. In reply, Sans let out a sleepy groan and just held you tighter, surprising you with a nuzzle into your chest. He didn’t wake up, more snores coming out of him.
Okay, that was cute but you didn’t have the time to appreciate it because you really gotta go. With Sans trying to use you as a giant teddy bear, you decided to move onto your second plan, pulling him off. It shouldn’t be that difficult. Skeletons were light in nature and Sans had less physical strength than you so the many times you’ve done this, you were able to get him off of you. But for some reason, in his slumbering state, he had strength that even you couldn’t defy. His grip on you was extremely strong and tough for you to dislodge. It didn’t help that each time you would try to get out, he would mumble in his (cute) sleepy state and grip you harder.
Did he somehow get stronger or have he reached a level of comfortness that in his sleep, he was unwilling to let go? He was usually clinging onto you during his many naps with you being his pillow but never had he clinged onto you so stubbornly like now.
You were trapped, stuck with a sleeping skeleton on you and a terrible need to go.
You couldn’t even call for help. Your phone was probably where you last left it—charging in the living room—so you were left being a giant pillow.
Then you heard it. The sound of your savior. It was so faint but you knew there was hope. It was the sound of the front door opening and that meant—!
“Papyrus!” You shouted, calling for your last hope. “Papyrus, help me!”
The sounds of footsteps climbing the staircase showed your hope wasn’t in vain and you stared with relief as your friend opened the door to Sans’s room, his head peering in with urgency.
“WHAT IS THE ISSUE, MY DEAR FRIEND, FOR YOU TO BE CALLING FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS’S ASSISTANCE? ARE YOU INJURED?”
His sockets soon found your gaze on the mattress as you waved your free arm in the air. You replied, “No, but I’m stuck with Sans on top of me. Could you help me out here?”
Papyrus stared at you for a moment.
And took a picture.
“Papyrus?!?!”
The tall skeleton laughed, his expression showing no sympathy for your embarrassment as he pocketed his phone. “SORRY SORRY, BUT I HAD TO TAKE ONE TO SHOW SANS LATER! HE’LL BE SO EMBARRASSED!”
He walked over to you and assessed the situation as you huffed at him underneath Sans’s sleeping form. In one quick hand motion, he managed to separate you two and put a pillow in your place, which Sans instantly clung onto. He mumbled something into the pillow before nuzzling it, no sign of noticing the switch-a-roo.
You patted Papyrus’s shoulder, mumbling a quick thanks, as you ran to the bathroom. Once your urgent matter was done, you stepped back into the hallway, letting out a relieved sigh. There, you found Papyrus exiting Sans’s room, shutting the door behind him.
“You are my savior,” You told him as you walked over. “If it wasn’t for you, I would’ve died.”
Naturally, Papyrus took your compliments to heart. He struck his signature pose with his scarf magically swinging behind him in an invisible breeze (you stopped asking for questions a long time ago). “IT’S ONLY NATURAL FOR THE GREAT PAPYRUS TO SAVE THE DAY! THAT IS WHAT THE GREAT PAPYRUS DOES AFTER ALL—SAVING HIS HUMAN FRIENDS IN CASES WHERE THEIR HUMAN NEEDS MUST BE FULFILLED!”
You chuckled as you walked with him down the stairs. “Yes, and your human friend right here appreciates it a lot.”
Papyrus grinned at your words and patted your shoulder. It “AND I APPRECIATE YOU FOR PUTTING SANS IN SUCH A COMFORTABLE STATE JUST NOW! USUALLY I WOULD SCOLD YOU FOR BEING INFLUENCED BY HIS TERRIBLE HABITS BUT I WILL LET YOU GO THIS TIME. I RARELY SEE HIM SLEEP LIKE THIS AND AS HIS CARING BROTHER, I THANK YOU!”
“Ah, well, you’re welcome, Papyrus.” You felt a bit embarrassed but also confused? Why were you being congratulated by his usual sleeping habits? You expressed this to Papyrus with a question, “But, Sans always sleeps like this though?”
The taller skeleton only stared at you, making you wonder if he misunderstood your question. Not wanting to cause a misunderstanding, you explained yourself.
“I mean, whenever he naps on me, he’s usually like this? Like all clinging and refusing to wake up. Isn’t he like… this…” Your voice got quieter and quieter as Papyrus’s eye sockets began to shine.
Then he grabbed your hands and with glittering eye sockets. “THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS A BRILLIANT IDEA!”
You, wide-eyed and confused on what was happening, only let out a, “Huh? What?”
“YOU SHOULD MARRY MY BROTHER!”
“What?!?!”
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König x chubby reader Headcanons
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Requested by: Noone, sometimes us archivists have to take care of our basic needs too. That includes forcing self indulgent fics onto our guests. Enjoy :)
➼ This man is down HORRENDOUS for you, like, terribly, atrociously down bad for you
➼ Before he got to know you properly, he would've been even shyer around you than the rest of the team, until you finally confronted him for staring at you so much
➼ Would endlessly apologize for making you uncomfortable until you finally stop him
➼ After, he would try to make a ton of small talk with you, but it somehow always ended with him complimenting your looks some way
➼ Once you really get to know each other, König is constantly seeking your presence out and always touching you in some way, be that a hand on your shoulder or leaning against you (which isn't always appreciated)
➼ He really realized how down bad he was is when you laid his head in your lap, waiting to be picked up from a mission. It was late at night and he looked sleepy, so instinctively almost, you laid him down on your thighs
➼ Slept like a cat would
➼ Was so embarrassed after
➼ Will ask if he can do it again
➼ That's when you kinda figure it out and confront him
➼ Went a bit like:
"I know you like me."
"WAS."¹
"Dw bro, I feel the same"
":O (^o^)"
➼ Will be even more clingy after, constantly hugging you and praising you in german
➼ König can and will carry you, like it or not
➼ He is STRONG and it's almost a way to show off his strength to you
➼ "Siehst du, bist eh ganz leicht! Jetzt ich!"²
➼ Run, or get folded like a chair
➼ König understands getting stares because of your size, so he will actively give any person who looks less than absolutely thrilled to be in your general vicinity the death-iest stare he can muster
➼ Also deff loves to go clothes shopping with you
➼ Just picking out cute outfits for each other makes him so happy, he's grinning the whole time
➼ Since he has the physique of a samsung smart fridge, most of his clothes will probably fit you. If they don't, you can bet he'll buy bigger clothes
➼ Steal one of his hoodies and he will be yours forever.
➼ If you're struggling with not eating enough food due to self-consciousness, he'll try his absolute best to describe how beautiful you look to him (and many others, to his dismay sometimes) and (attempt) to make you some of the foods he misses back from back home
➼ When he gets home from missions, he recharges energy by picking you up, spinning you and then falling down on the couch together for cuddles. He's a stinky boy, but give him a minute please <3
➼ Likes to massage you just because you feel really soft under him and it's borderline therapeutic for him
➼ Snuggles himself into your chest for funsies, even better if it makes you flustered (doesn't matter if you a have tiddies or not)
All in all, big, soft teddy bear who will love you unconditionally!!
Translations:
¹ "WHAT."
² "See? You're really light! My turn!"
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yandere-genji · 1 year
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Would you be willing to write for Yandere Ramattra? ✨👀
big daddy ramattra is the best thing that has happened to the overwatch lore in years. thanks you for feeding my addiction, blizzard. have some headcanons~
Ramattra prides himself as being a martyr for the ones that he loves, willing to sacrifice himself in whatever way he can for their happiness. But don’t confuse this for meekness. In fact, it fuels his strength, he’s a ruthless warrior. 
And he’s ever-so protective. Always quick to squash any threat in his way without hesitation. Unfortunately for you, that could mean friends or allies that try to free you from his grasp. You may beg for his mercy, but your cries fall on deaf ears. 
Like I said, he’s RUTHLESS. He doesn’t care what you think, he will be the one to decide what’s best for you. If it means keeping you bound to the safety of your chambers or keeping you by his side at all times, always under his watch. 
And if you disobey him or fight him, the simplest way for him to silence you is through force. He can get impatient, and if you test him he’s not afraid to break a bone or two. If you’re not quick to learn how brutal he can be, it can be lethal. He knows how strong he is but might not be aware of how weak you may be in comparison. 
Is he sweet? Sometimes, maybe… There’s a reason he’s sensitive to you. But he’s not a soft teddy bear. The only way he really knows how to display his love is through his actions. It’s what made him the stronger warrior of his cause and kept him a dedicated monk for so many years. The way he cares for you is his way of showing you that he loves you. He really won’t show any other sort of affection unless you soften him up yourself. 
And you can. Honestly, he’s weak to you. It takes you sooooo long to take note of this, but when you do it’s easy to weaponize against him. If you fawn over him and play into the damsel in destress role that he’s condemned you to, you’ve got him wrapped around your finger. He just wants you to be a cute, loyal pet for him to keep by his side and play with when he’s bored. 
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berrymoos · 11 months
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MY BABY MY BAAABYYYY .... YOURE MY BAAABY SAAAAAY IT TO MEEEEEE .... im on s13 of ninjago & he has not left my mind since s1 oughshdjshdj he's so baby
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𓂃 ..🍪🐻🧡🏵🧃
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🎂 — regressor cole headcanons!
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the rock of the group deserves to have some small time sometimes. what more can i say? rocks can crack too, specially ninja rocks (。-`ω-)ー
stress regressor, 100%. he rushes to be the responsible one of the team whenever something goes wrong, worries himself sick over mistakes, pushes himself to make up for them no matter what bc if he doesn't something could go wrong again and someone could get hurt and then his friends won't like him anymore– and all that weight on his shoulders is rough
all of the ninja r his caregivers to some capacity. every single one. all of them r strong too – kinda comes w being elemental masters / ninja n all – so they can carry him whenever they want <33 cole loves it too, they're so cozy (o^∀^o)
i don't think wu or misako know directly, but if cole ever told / regressed around them, they wouldn't be v surprised – like they know smth is up, but they won't confront him bc that's his business
lots of ppl hc cole having a kindergarten to middle / teen regressor headspace & that's SO big-brained, i eat it up every time – BUT baby cole my sweet sweet boy. infant ages to like 2yrs old. give him a rattle; he likes rattles kenwkdek
the eepiest baby ever, partially bc of how young his headspace is, partially bc he's the master of earth – it takes up a lot of his energy when he's big, but since he's so used to it, it doesn't rlly register how wiped he actually is until he's sitting down, his brain is whirling to a stop ... & then it's like “mmnn woa m eepy..” hes also very prone to regressing when he's tired; doesn't happen all the time, but it's become more often than not
(jay has, in fact, taken a picture of a sleeping cole on the couch, meme-ified it w the “why he so eepy” caption , & sent it to the gc. they went loco /pos)
on that note, he can fall asleep p much anywhere: on the couch, on the floor, over a bowl of cereal, literally anywhere. his favorite places (aside from his bed) r his friends' laps <3 he's being held? out like a light
that earth master strength Does Not magically go away when cole is small, meaning his tantrums could cost them a wall & possibly new flooring. not that he has tantrums often bc he's v chill & low-energy!
(... it happened once & jay refused to babysit for a good week. for unrelated reasons ofc /j)
OOUHEJSH loves bears sooooo much it's almost silly. he's got a black bear onesie w ears on the hood, a tiny tail on the butt, & a dark brown teddy bear to match - his fave. "we bare bears" & "little bear" are his go-to shows. he can devour a box of teddy grahams in two sittings. glamrock freddy his absolute beloved. bears bears BEARS bears bears!!!!
kai called himself a papa bear once & cole went nuts jahdkajdkw “’apa bear ’apa bear!!!! ʕ→ᴥ← ʔ” — “yup, that's me, don't wear it out! (。•̀ᴗ-)✧”
ok guys wait here me out: bearcub regressor cole. makin grororgroo noises to communicate. cute little snuffles n nose wrinkles when he smells smth good. loooong naps in a blanket fort. honey added to his bottle. bearcub regressor cole
the teddy's name is muffin btw. he & mr. cuddlywump are best friends & they always have playdates together 🫶
speaking of — jay is older than cole by a few years (maybe 4-7?), so he's consistently playing the older playmate / big brother role for cole. YES he will absolutely drag the baby into mischief, but if anyone dares to try separating them he IS throwing a fit about it. also he's the only one who can turn a laid-back baby cole into a zoomin 2y/o. watch out for them.../silly
back to the rattle thing for a sec – jay has a toy drumset & nya has a toy guitar, so the three of them put on a music show for the rest of the team! they're always asked for encores & they always deliver! their band name is The Mudshockers & kai is their biggest fan👍🏾
he likes dancing but since he's unsteady on his feet the younger he is, sometimes he'll just sway his body o, bop his head, or shake his rattle to whatever beat there is – even if said beat is just in his head. other times he'll get nya or zane to dance with him when he's able to stand!
omigosh wait ,,,, zane picking cole up & bouncing him to the beat ,,,, im gonna MELT they're so cute 🥹
cole adores fuzzy / fluffy material. his element requires him to summon rocks from the ground, & rocks are hard - he deserves some soft things in his life ( =^×^= )/ᰔᩚ if any of the ninja have something visibly fluffy in his presence, they'll very quickly have a small in their lap, nuzzling them & humming contentedly. muffin & his bear onesie r his favorites because of that!
ALSO remember the casual outfit he wore in "child's play" (the ep where the ninja got turned into kids)? he managed to find the adult-sized sweatshirt of that shirt & it's now a staple regression outfit ... whenever he's not in his onesie
he's still got a MASSIVE sweet tooth, bc who would cole be w/o it? (/j) ,, the only difference is that, instead of it manifesting in “oooo chocolate cake & cookies & ice cream!!!” it manifests as “mmm baba w sugar n hunny.....” – not to say cole doesn't have his moments where he craves a cakepop over warm chocolate milk. zane usually is in charge of preparing his bottle bc he always gets it juuuust right
THE NINJA HAVE A BABY BAG IN CASE HE DROPS ON LONGER MISSIONS AAAAA ,,, cole's a lil embarrassed @ first & fervently insists that he won't be regressing on the mission, but it proves to be incredibly useful when he gets hungry in the middle of like, nowhere & there's a section completely dedicated to snacks & drinks
(... & when cole actually regresses bc of stress / sleepiness & they have the majority of his stuff on-hand)
jay can never escape being called a dingus no matter what. baby cole catches him doing something stupid? “ ‘ingus...”. a joke too corny for his taste? “ ’inguuus.” jay complains abt this unfair treatment, how he's being bullied by a baby & he is slandering him ... but no one comes to his aid. zane'll scoop up cole & say “hm, are you sure that was an unprovoked statement on his part?” while kai will just spout nonsense like “wooooow jay ... a power outage in ninjago city and bordering countries?” by your hands?” w/ lloyd n nya just shaking their heads. jay's like “GAAAAAAAASP, NOBODY is on my side??? coco is being a BULLY & you guys are just ALLOWING it???? i see how it is.......”. cole's laughing hysterically throughout all of this 🫶
honestly jay's the funniest person to cole when he's small. he could be being Himself & cole's losing his mind over it. nobody can compete against his hilarity no matter how hard they try. best way to tell when cole's dropping is if he's laughing way harder at one of jay's stupid jokes /silly
mmmhmdhsjshsi ,,, jay coming up w the nickname "coco" & callin him that as a joke while he's big, but cole just gets super fuzzy-brained bc ,,,,,,,, coco ........ ohohohohoh ,,,,,,, & jay is like “oh! mkay then!” now he uses it all the time when he's regressed hdksjdk
ON THAT NOTE, nya came up w "pebble", & just like "coco", it spread to the rest of the team like butter on a warm stack of pancakes. nowadays they very rarely use "cole" when he's small – why should they, when they have "pebble" & "coco" under their belts!
... kai calls him "coco pebble(s)" sometimes 🫢
spoiled to the max. he breaks the handle to his paci? don't worry, zane just ordered 6 more. he loses a stuffie? jay's giving 3 of his to him. he's hungry? nya's got several different flavors of milk in one arm & baggies filled with teddy grahams in the other. absolutely spoiled rotten
he doesn't have any of those fancy deco pacis bc hes v prone to dropping them in his sleep & doesn't wanna mess them up, so he gets the printed designed ones or the plain-colored ones & slaps some stickers on them :] he rlly likes his black-stickered paci but he's not picky!
lloyd loves joking abt how he's no longer the youngest on the team whenever cole drops. he'll walk into the room & say “guys, i'm not the youngest anymore!” without warning while cole's in his arms, half asleep w a paci
sometimes he feels like he shouldn't be regressing bc of his status as "the rock of the group" & gets hit with an influx of negative thoughts. like – he's their anchor, their strength, the glue that holds everyone together when things go south ... so what is he doing regressing of all things? if they don't have a rock, the team won't make it! all of that negativity :( hes prone to pushing down his regression & busies himself w other things until he just ... breaks. wooo :((
after day of the departed (read: cole gets his physical body back), he literally launches himself into his friends & snuggles them like there's no tomorrow in sight. for a good two weeks he's the clingiest baby boy to ever exist: holding everyone's hands, leaning against the nearest person, cuddling, sleepy cuddling – the most common occurrence bc sleepy cole is sleepy. GOODNESS hes so clingy!! if he's in the right (or ig wrong) mood he gets fussy if his human pillow moves away from him kdnfoendk. nobody minds at all; they got their baby boy back & that's all that matters <3
self-indulgent pkmn au hc: cole's midnight lycanroc may look scary (...and kind of is hssjskdje), but it's soooo sweet & gentle with him omg. it has special mittens it puts on its paws to keep from accidentally hurting him w its claws & 100% will help zane make a bottle or lloyd prepare a snack. the fur on its neck is mad fluffy - there have been many, many times someone's walked in on cole with his face stuffed in lycanroc's fur, fast asleep on its back while roc's layin there with him, tail slowly awag <3
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Hesperia/Betterfly - Fluff Alphabet
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warning : It's getting fluffy under the cute have fun reading ;)
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A = Adoration (How do they adore you?)
°He idolizes you. For Hesperia, you are the embodiment of hope, kindness and cheerfulness. He would do anything for you. Protect and save you until it kills his life. Next to his son and Nathalie, you are everything to him.
°,,My heart belongs to you"
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B = Best friends (What would they be like as best friends? How would the friendship start?)
°He may be the fashion designer in Paris, but as a best friend he would be the quiet type who doesn't brag about his wealth. Even if he buys something for you, he insists that it's perfectly fine. But when he's not spending money he loves to go on tea dates with you. A new tea cafe has opened and he'll be there with you.
°His favorite tea is lavender tea
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C = Cuddling (do they like to cuddle?, how do they cuddle?)
°He doesn't always like to cuddle in public because he starts to blush and stammer a little. But in the house he always gives his heart a hug, whether at breakfast, at work or in bed when he gets up, he always has his hands wrapped around it.
°His favorite thing to do is to wrap his hands around his darling, grab her hips from behind and rest his head on her shoulder. Or to press her against him, knowing that his calm heartbeat soothed her.
°,,Come here one more hug the better"
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D = Domestic (how would they settle down? How are they cooking and cleaning?)
°He would stay in Paris as long as Adrien was not yet an adult. There would be talks and when he knew that his son could manage on his own and get a house or apartment with Marinette. Only then would he consider with his darling whether or not they should take time out away from Paris. He has all the money in the world and has more than just a house.
°He's a bit of a cleaning fanatic, at least you can always see him with a feather duster somewhere. Or even with a vacuum cleaner, he's a big fan of housework and loves doing it. When it comes to making food, he knows a few recipes but loves to try out new recipes with his son and his heart.
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E = Ending (how would they break up with their partner if they had to?)
°He would try to explain but especially if his loved one didn't know about his second identity, it would take all his strength not to start crying when he sends her home. She has to get away from him, his family and his lawyer. He's too afraid that Clawnoir and Shadybug will show up and in the worst case she'll get hurt.
°,,I-I...will never forget you my love...but-but it's over between and"
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F = Fiance(e) (how do they feel about consent? How soon would you want to get married?
°Consent is the be-all and end-all in his relationship. He would have almost like a little pre-recruitment talk beforehand to establish the consents. He would write everything down in his little notebook so as not to forget anything.
°He would love to marry you straight away, it was love at first sight. But he would take his time for his son, he didn't want to break the peace in the house any more and would talk to Adrien and his heart about everything before he remarried.
°,,Our hearts should belong together forever"
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G = Gentle (how gentle are they mentally and physically?)
°He is careful in everything he does. He always thinks of others first, of the mesnchem around him, his son, Nathalie and his beloved. He watches what he says and does and doesn't want to hurt anyone and only wants to spread hope and kindness.
°,,Everyone just calm down, smile and hug, we'll get through this"
°Physically he's just as gentle (as Hesperia it's different but even there he doesn't try to give out deadly attacks) he always gently puts his hand on hers and always hugs her carefully so as not to scare her. He is like a big soft gentle teddy bear.
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H = Hugs (do you like hugs? How are your hugs?)
°Hugs are like short cuddles and he loves both hugs and cuddles so both are a big yes in his eyes.
°He likes to hug briefly but several times, don't get me wrong, he's more than happy to hold you in his arms for hours. But short hugs mean more hugs throughout the day and that's just as good.
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I = I love you (how soon would they say it?)
°Immediately because he would be so nervous and in love that he would say it right away. Just blush and maybe even hide behind his sketchbook before he's relieved when his date takes his hand and takes him on a date after all.
°,,I-I love you.... did I say that out loud?"
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J = Jealousy (how quickly are they jealous? What do they do when they are jealous?)
°He doesn't get jealous very quickly, he knows that there are lots of women and maybe even men out there who want something from him, but just as many want something from his heart. But he just smiles at the attempts to woo her because he knows that his darling will stay with him. That's why he gave her his heart and she gave him hers.
°,,They're watching you, my heart...but you're the most beautiful one here"
°If he should get jealous, he gently places his hand on the hip of his favorite or places his staff in front of the person and pushes himself in between to create distance between the intruder and his favorite.
°,,A care to ask you out just like that such a beauty must be courted"
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K = Kisses (how are their kisses? where do they love to kiss you?)
°Gently and, above all, cautiously at first because he didn't know when and where and how without perhaps making him insecure. But after he feels you take his hand and he clearly sees that it's okay, his kisses definitely get deeper and a little rougher, but only a little.
°He loves to kiss her whole body, which is usually only possible in bed or when he needs her for a drawing and puts her in the right position with praising kisses. But like the gentleman he is, it's still the back of his hand he places gentle kisses on and kisses his way up her arm to her neck before kissing her lips.
°,,For every minute you have to wait darling, I'll give you a hundred times more kisses"
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L = Little ones (how are they with kids?)
°Adrien is the exception, he has a lot to talk about with his son, but as I said, that's one thing
°But otherwise he gets on very well with children, he loves to see their big fascinated eyes looking at the outfits or the production. He especially paid attention to the quieter children and helped them to realize their dreams.
°,,Who wants to paint something and create an outfit?"
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M = Morning (How do they spend their mornings?)
°Hesperia is a morning person even if he always wakes up tired with tangled hair and a purple slipped sleep mask. But as soon as he has his purple lavender tea he is wide awake and makes breakfast for everyone and most of all he brings it to his darling in bed and wakes her up with kisses and gentle touches.
°,,Tea, coffee, water? Just say the word and I'll bring it"
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N = Night (how are nights spent with you?)
°He's the kind of guy who sketches or draws before going to sleep. Who has his glasses on and purple pajamas. But he'll hold his sweetheart in his arms and talk to her or read to her from a book and just let them both finish the day.
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O = Open (how fast would they open)
°It would take him a long time to admit to you that he was Hesperia. Afraid you would hate him or leave him because he kept it a secret from you. But when he does tell you because he can no longer keep it to himself, he is met with understanding and acceptance.
°,,Darling... I have to tell you something about Hesperia"
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P = Patience (how quickly are they annoyed?)
°His wife has died, his son is an emo and he has to protect Paris, he has nerves of steel to cope with it all. But if something happens out of fear or you get hurt, his patience is at an end and he wants everyone he cares about to retreat immediately and get to safety. Even if he has to use his powers, he just wants everyone to be safe.
°,,Honey, listen to me! Please listen to me and go home it's not safe here...please"
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Q = Quizzes (how much would they know or remember about you?)
°He actually knows everything about you and not in a creepy way but because he memorized all the information and wrote it down in his notebook to read through it and perform little miracles that make his darling happy.
°,,I carry all your secrets here in my heart"
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R = Remember (what is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
°When he comes home from a long day and has to be at several meetings. It was already late in the evening and he quietly returns to his home. He went in search of his heart but didn't find it in the usual places. But when he saw the faint light shining out of Adrien's room and looked inside, it was hope for a real family that met him. He saw Adrien lying on the bed leaning against his stepmother who had apparently helped him put new strings on the guitar and she had some dark make-up on her face which Adrien had probably given her. It was the loving look that met his eyes when she smiled at him and they both knew they had hope. Hope for love and acceptance.
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S = Safety (how protective are they? How would they protect you?)
°Very protective, especially before Shadybug and Clawnoir were his allies, he was afraid for you every day you weren't near him. He was afraid that something might happen to you if he wasn't always with you and especially as Hesperia or Betterfly he would always patrol an extra lap around your home.
°He would always protect you as Hesperia no matter what with everything he had and everything he could give. And if he is not Betterfly then as Gabriel he will try to give you all he can and help you with everything.
°,,I'll help you...I'll stay with you...they won't get you"
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T = Try (how much would they invest in dates anniversaries, gifts etc?)
°Everything just everything. He has all the money in the world and wants everything to be perfect on special days. It doesn't always have to be bought because he also loves to make things himself, especially as a family activity with Adrien and Nathalie
°He gives the jewelry, clothes, new things for your hobbies everything he knows you can do something with.
°,,You deserve everything on this world"
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U = Ugly (what would be a bad habit of theirs?)
°His overprotectiveness and overprotection. Something he can do too much and too quickly too often with his darling, which is sometimes rather sickening. But it is precisely this care or overprotectiveness that seems to be lacking in his son.
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V = Vanity (how much do they care about their appearance?)
°He already paid a lot of attention to his appearance, I mean he is the fashion designer of Paris and should look more than good. But that doesn't mean he only wears luxury brands or his own creations. He loves to wear his darling's knitwear or to incorporate Adrien's design ideas into his clothes.
°He doesn't care what his darling wears, he loves her in all kinds of outfits, but it is a special honor for him when he can make one for her himself, then he is always very nervous and wonders if she will like it.
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W = Whole (would they feel incomplete without you?)
°Yes, he would, it would add to the pain of losing his first wife and throw him into deep mourning. You were the light he hadn't had for years and now you were gone...he would lose hope.
°,,Hope? I have hoped for something long enough...I have failed"
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X = Xtra (a random headcanon for them)
°He would ask Nathalie or Adrien (if he gets along well with his father's girlfriend) what outfits he should wear for dates and for suitable gifts since he can't always buy a whole catalog and bring her hundreds of packages.
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Y = Yuck (what is something they would not like about his partner?)
°It makes him insecure when he knows that his sweetheart is someone who gives up quickly and loses hope. Because that's something that can cost people their lives in his universe. Which is why he does everything he can to prevent this and tries to fill them with love and hope.
°,,Don't give up hope please don't"
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Z = Zzz (what is a sleeping habit of theirs?)
°He always mumbles a few words in his sleep and sometimes makes drawing movements until he finds his sweetheart and either snuggles up to her or wraps his arms around her and holds her tight.
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BEANS FOR REAL JUST YOU MADE THE WHOLE THING SO MUCH BETTER!
LIKE THE AGE JUMP MEANS WE HAVE MATURE TOMMY!!! He would so just enter Uncle Tommy phase and be able to sympathize with Tallulah so much more because of his own experience with Hunters.
And Wilbur being just a glorified Teddy Bear is everything and I love it so much more!!!!! He's definitely just gonna be stuck their for a while and get a rush of nostalgia from meeting Tommy all over again with her probs not knowing her own strength etc.
But but I had another thought!!! Now what if we had Chayanne into the mix? I think it would be so good if Chayanne was just a tiny hybrid too (idk if still a dragon but anyways) and he kinda got ditched as a kid and had been wandering for a home till he stumbles upon Tallulah in Tommy's old den and they befriend each other that Chayanne decides he's Tallaluhs protector now.
And then lets say that Tommy and Wilbur couldn't see Tallulah for some reason and it's Phil who goes to see her and what a surprise he gets from this tiny boy protecting a dragon from anything and everything because he doesn't trust any one- even small hybirds like himself. THEN YOU GET THEIR BONDING AND PHIL GOING: This child is malnourished and looks son shaped. I JUST THINK YES IT WOULD BE SO CUTE!!!!!!!!
Thank you for letting me rant a second time and I'm glad you're well <3 Love seeing you about when you're online <3
Omg YESSSSS.
We definitely need Chayanne . I think he should be a sparrow hybrid for him and Philza to be closer and make Phil’s instincts just go crazy.
But ah just Chayanne meeting Tallulah and instead of being frightened her just like, yep this in my little sister now. I have to protect her with my life. And Tallulah keeping him hidden from Wilbur, but when Philza shows up for a surprise visit.
Chayanne had never seen Philza around before so he just immediately tries to fight Phil. And Philza see this kid and just goes yep! Mine forever!
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Mortal kombat MK 2 roster general SFW relationship HC
Kung lao
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This boy deserves so much love so if you give it to him he'll go above and beyond for you. Seriously all you have to do is give him a little kiss and suddenly he feels he can take on all the realms, you give him strength and honestly that's all that matters. He's not afraid to show off his affection to you, a bit unorthodox for a monk but then again, mortal kombat is no place for any other kind of monk than liu kang and kung lao. So he literally is the exception. Not that anything would ever stop him from declaring how proud he is to be yours.
Kung lao likes giving gifts but frets over it more than he should, its something he wants to be "perfect" something that exactly shows how much he loves you. He settles on simple, thoughtful gifts. Expect something handmade, he likes to actually make little wooden figures so expect a small little carving of your favorite animal (no he doesn't use his hat to carve them. Although he'd probably try if you asked him to)
Kung lao would die for you, much to your and his allies screaming "PLEASE DON'T" but don't be too alarmed because he is a shaolin warrior who won't go down easy. Even if you can perfectly defend yourself, kung lao would still fight for you regardless.
Jax
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THIS MAN DESERVES LOVE AND PEACE AND HAPPINESS you are quite literally the light of his life and jax will make sure you know it. Everyone else be damned, he is a loyal husband material guy. 100% to settle down with you
Very simple, sweet "klassic" gifts like flowers and chocolates and those funny little dog cards with the hearts and everything. But ultimately he's more of an "acts of service" guy, jax would rather just do things for you to show he loves you. Especially massages, he's really good at giving massages (he also likes receiving too so don't forget~)
Don't mess with jax's sweetheart like seriously, anything bad happens to you there will be hell to pay. And jax will personally get a few extra punches in the sorry person's face just for you. But ultimately he just wants you to be safe and happy
Kitana
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In public, kitana is a bit more reserved to keep up appearances but she certainly won't deny you a kiss on the hand. In private she's much more verbal and expect a lot more kisses too.
Kitana likes giving gifts but spending quality time is mostly her love language. Since she's busy most of the time, time is more valuable than any mere gift. But if you do receive any gifts, they're going to be luxurious
Mileena
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Mileena is going to be very affectionate with her sweetie, so if anyone else even gives you a suggestive look or a judgmental glare she's going to bite their throat out. Mileena may lick others to make them squick before stabbing them, but mileena will lick you with love and affection.
Mileena loves to give you cute gifts, she likes cute things. Expect a lot of plushies and sweets. But mileena also expects a lot of cute gifts in return, if you want her to be happy and not "stabby" give her some candy and a soft teddy bear. She also likes to kill for you if you're into that
No one is going to keep their flesh on their body and hurt you at the same time. Mileena is fiercely protective of the one who looks at her bare face and calls her pretty in the most sincere way. She is literally ride or die, and the "die" part is gonna be someone else eventually
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Why you're with baraka no one knows. But baraka takes the relationship seriously, there is definitely going to be some "culture shock" but if you are going to win Baraka's heart, you definitely have to be interested in his culture. Which is brutal but not always so surprisingly, as with anything, they're not total savages to the point like others describe tarkatans. So having an open mind to understand that they are a violent meat eating people they also are nomadic and have a very close bond with each other
Expect meat to be the main gift you're getting, raw or otherwise. Although baraka isn't much of the gift giving type, he actually likes talking with you more than anything. But as for the nicest gift you'll get? A flute made out of the bones of your (or his) enemy.
Baraka expects you to defend yourself but he won't stand for anyone hurting you. No one expected baraka to be so vicious for someone else, but that is their last mistake.
Kintaro
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(Im sorry kintaro lovers this was the only good solo gif i could find of him)
Kintaro is mostly the same as goro in terms of showing affection, the only difference being he is much more "possessive" and prone to jealousy than goro. He's going to have a certain "aggression" to his affections
Don't expect any gifts that isn't the heads of your or his enemies. He mostly a physical kind of affectionate guy anyways. Although his one weakness is chin scratches, do what you will with that information.
Whoever is dumb enough to piss off kintaro by hurting their lover is going to have 0 limbs attached to their body, that is if they don't get burnt to a crisp and smashed to a gooey paste first
Shao kahn
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You must have done something right (or wrong) to earn shao Kahn's love. But you're definitely going to get shown off by shao kahn just like he shows off his literally everything else. He loves to brag and especially about his lover
You literally can have anything you want, say the words and its yours by any means necessary. Although shao kahn expects a little something in return, what that is depends on his mood. Even to his lover, he's gotta have something too. Even if you don't ask for anything, you're getting something. Whether that be jewelry, clothes, treasures of all kinds, rare exotic meals. Basically anything he conquers, you're getting the good stuff (providing of course there's enough for him too)
No one is going to dare hurt you or use you against him. Shao Kahn is sure to make anyone suffer a fate worse than death for such an insult. Anything bad happening to you is very personal. Although even if you're minorly upset at something, shao kahn has no qualms to just killing whoever made you upset right off the bat. So maybe you'll have to be careful if you don't want that absolutely unnecessary and dramatic gore fest
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auxiliarydetective · 3 months
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Soft
Once again, I bring you more Lux content. Today's blurb is a bit more on the shorter side, but I just needed to get this cute fluff (in this case pretty literally) out of my system. Also, a little more info on Lux's devil fruit!
Enjoy!
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Luffy grinned widely, Kuro growing more and more disheveled. He was panting in frustration and exhaustion, trying and struggling to free his wrists from Luffy’s grip, cut the boy up with what was left of his claws. But there was no escaping him.
“Lux,” Luffy said with a smirk, “get him.”
Lux chuckled deeply. In one fluid motion, he shifted again, but instead of growing smaller into his cat form, he grew bigger, more muscular, with tufted ears topping his head. Looking like some creature that could only be described as a were-lynx, with large, clawed hands, almost looking more like paws, and muscular arms and legs, he grabbed Kuro by the torso and tore him from Luffy’s grip. In a show of pure strength, he spun his former captain around, then hurled him out of the window, shattering both the glass and the security blinds in the process, sending the pirate flying far away.
With one more growl, Lux shrunk again, now back to his shirt-and-holster-wearing self, shaking his head and limbs. After a second of silence, Usopp whooped in awe and celebration.
“Dude, that was awesome!”
“Eh,” Lux shrugged, walking over to Usopp, Kaya and Nami sitting on the ground behind the desk. “I’m just doing my job.”
He flopped onto the ground, thereby shifting into his lynx form. Immediately, Kaya clung on to him like a teddy bear, trying to keep her body from shaking.
“I was so scared,” she whispered, running her hands through his fur.
In response, Lux purred softly, snuggling against her. Mesmerized, Nami reached out her hand towards him. That was until he opened one eye, staring at her.
“I’m sorry,” she stammered, “you just look really soft.”
“That’s because he is,” Kaya said with a smile, thankfully looking a little calmer. She unwrapped her arms from around Lux, resorting to just petting his head, giving Nami more space to test that statement for herself.
“Can I?” Nami asked, still a little weirded out by the situation. Was Lux a human or a cat? For a human he was oddly okay with being petted, and for a cat he was oddly human.
Lux purred in response and nodded, something that Nami took as a yes. So, she ran her fingers across his fur, immediately suppressing a gasp. It was even softer than she imagined! If this was his summer coat, what was his winter coat supposed to be like? Did he even get a winter coat? He had to get a winter coat, right? For as weird as the situation was, when would she ever get the chance to pet a lynx again, a supposedly feral animal?
Suddenly, Lux struck something with his paw – something that turned out to be Luffy’s outstretched rubbery hand, which now rebounded and slapped him in the face.
“Serves you right, you idiot,” Nami laughed. “You’ve gotta ask!”
“Come on, don’t hit me!” Luffy whined. “That’s not fair.”
“Where’s Zoro?” Usopp asked.
And with that, the tranquil moment was destroyed. Lux grumbled quietly – well, as much as lynxes could grumble – and got up from the ground, stretching his limbs just like a housecat. Then, he started trotting towards the door, lightly sniffing the air as he did. Nami smirked. Less than a day, and he already had Zoro’s scent memorized…
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nuggiebugge · 2 years
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The slashers with a chubby s/o!
Michael myers
michael doesn’t care what you look like to be honest
It doesn’t matter, skinny, thick, curvy, tall, short
He just wants someone to wet his Willy (jk)
He will grip those love handles like they’re the only thing keeping him on the ground
Jason voorhees
like with michael, it doesn’t really matter
He loves you for you, and the fact you love him back is a wonder in its own
He loves how soft you are, and it just adds to how much he loves to cuddle when hes not chasing off those horny fucks.
You are so warm ohmygosh
If youre insecure about your pudge, he will kiss you all over to make you see yourself the way he does
He will kiss your cute little tummy, your soft thighs, your full lips
Brahms heelshire
he thinks you look like a teddy bear
If he wasn’t clingy before, he is now
He will try to be subtle when he gropes you, but its obvious hes squishing your love handles
You’re perfect for cuddling, so he will never let you get up from the bed, couch, floor
If he sees you poking at your stomach, or looking at yourself with anything but adoration, he will jump on you and not let go until you say you’re perfect. BECAUSE YOU ARE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!
He will demand in his little voice “say it y/n! Say you're perfect or you're carrying me all day!”
Vincent Sinclair
you look like a sculpture of a Greek goddess
No, y/n look *shows you sketches and painting of Greek goddesses*
If he comes up from the basement while youre cooking, he’ll come up behind you and just hug you shyly.
You know what he wants, and turn around. you smoosh him in your form, smothering him in warmth and softness.
Cuddle sessions are at least an hour long. It’s mandatory, what do you mean?
He will learn to cook your favorite food, and if it turns out good he will perfect it just to see you smile.
Chucky/Charles lee ray
He doesn’t really care to be honest
He just thinks you're pretty/handsome in general(shut up he’s a bicon and you know it)
He might not show you special affection because of it, but he loves the way your curves fit into clothes.
Bubba sawyer
oh my goodness you have a belly like he does!
You’re so cute, just like a little panda
He will scoop you up just to hear you squeak (caught off guard by his strength, he stronk)
He will snuggle you all day if you let him
He will babble in your ear trying to tell you how cute you are, but it just comes out as a marbled mess
He’s so soft for you like omg
Thomas Hewitt
you're just like aunty Mae
He thinks youre adorable
Your pudge just adds to his attraction to you
He will ask Luda Mae to help him make your favorite food to impress you
He is a very serious man, but you melt all of that away
He will learn how to bake just to make you smile
Pyramid head
at first he thinks you're weak
He slowly starts to like you though, he doesn’t think you're cute, he thinks you're beautiful
You’re exactly like a goddess he once served
He will kiss the ground you walk on
He will carry you around all day while he kills creatures that dared to bother you with their incessant bloodlust
He will never get tired of feeling your soft pudge on his shoulder
He will pet you like you’re a cat
Asa Emory/ the collector
Collector
he treats you like he would treat one of his most prized collection
You’re just a perfect specimen
Your extra pudge adds protection to your internal organs, which means he doesn’t have to worry much about internal damage
You’re very sturdy, you can handle a lot of physical abuse. Therefore, he can be a tad more rough with you
Asa
he likes it when you sit on his lap while he works
When you're sleeping together, he likes to be little to be able to squish you a little bit, he loves feeling how soft you are
Like in his collector persona, he loves that he can be rough with you, but in a different sense of course wink wonk
Jesse cromeans/ Chromeskull:
you're his perfect princess
He will spoil you so much, he will take you out to dinner or he will cook you meals from scratch
The clothes you need are too expensive because the plus size market is bullshit? He will buy you an entire new wardrobe
You want a corset, but the cheapest one in your size is 60 dollars? He will buy you a better one than that shitty waist trainer.
It almost feels like you're his sugar baby, but its not like that. He might expect extra cuddles, but that’s only because you're so warm and soft
He has cameras, so if he catches you self-deprecating in any way he will come home immediately. It doesn’t matter where he is, he's coming back to smother you in kisses.
Tiffany valentine ray
oh my gods lets go shopping
You said you needed a new bra right? Let’s go babe! Mamas got you!
She is a PDA queen, she will snuggle you in public, commenting the whole time about how soft you are
If she hears one comment about your body coming out of anyone’s mouth, she’s taking a nail file to their throat.
No one insults her baby
Nancy Downs
she would think youre the cutest thing ever
She will take you out to eat every weekend, and then have picnics every Friday after school :)
She would compare you to goddesses(not as to anger any of them, because some are quite vain)
She would believe that Monol put every ounce of love into your body, and believe you were his gift to Nancy.
She that there’s only more of you to love
If anyone makes you feel bad about your body, they are going to be on the news the next morning
Stu Macher
He is a Florida man on crack.
He will come running up out of nowhere, throw you over his shoulder, and run away leaving your friends confused as you scream in the distance.
He might look like a little twink, but it takes some real muscle strength to gut someone
He will make sure to leave you flustered every time you talk, gently rubbing your sides as you talk, hugging you from behind to squish your tummy
Billy Loomis
He LOVES thicc queens
He is a chubby chaser for sure
He would loved it if you laid on top of him while you two cuddled, he loves the comfort of your weight pressing on him
You’re like a heated, weighted blanket.
He thinks you’re so sexy, the way that dress/suit hugs your figure
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