this summer my puppy dog (10 months old) has discovered the greatness of chewing on ice and is now coming back to me every 10 minutes to ask for another, and when im too busy he sits in front of the fridge looking at it expectantly
hold on you mean to tell me i can scroll down my timeline and not be super upset by horrible, incredibly demeaning takes made for the sole purpose of seeing the little number go up? holy shit
dress is up to you but the lipstick is non-negotiable
Ok hear me out here
i have been thinking and i am ready to accept a deal with you all
i can lose my mind in peace in this site until im nothing but a shell of the man i am right now and in exchange you tell me how much ive changed and murder me to keep the fortune
of course once my body is found youll have to hire a detective for the case, dont wanna bring suspicion to yourself. i recommend dressing in a tight red sparkly dress with high heels and some ruby red lipstick when going to talk to them. be as seductively sad about my death as possible to distract from the fact that you are the one that technically benefits the most from it
i have been thinking and i am ready to accept a deal with you all
i can lose my mind in peace in this site until im nothing but a shell of the man i am right now and in exchange you tell me how much ive changed and murder me to keep the fortune
of course once my body is found youll have to hire a detective for the case, dont wanna bring suspicion to yourself. i recommend dressing in a tight red sparkly dress with high heels and some ruby red lipstick when going to talk to them. be as seductively sad about my death as possible to distract from the fact that you are the one that technically benefits the most from it