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birdcyclops · 1 year
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if a gaitor patches up your wounds in battle?
thats gaitor-aide babe
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birdcyclops · 1 year
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you know that very common trope on stories where the good guy kicks a minor antagonist's ass
then the bad guy is supper butthurt and some shadowy evil entity contacts them like
"oh dude you hate this guy dontcha?? what if you make a deal with me??"
and the bad guy is like "oh FUCK YEAH"
i just wanna see a story where the bad guy is like "uh, no. fuck that shit" and then never becomes relevant to the story ever again
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birdcyclops · 1 year
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workin on a vid
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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My son (he likes looking at me)
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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presented with no context
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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Im working on a video for my youtube, so far i have quite few nice frames
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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important update:
this summer my puppy dog (10 months old) has discovered the greatness of chewing on ice and is now coming back to me every 10 minutes to ask for another, and when im too busy he sits in front of the fridge looking at it expectantly
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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I CAN POST VIDEO ON HERE??? HI FFXIV COMMUNITY IMMA POST MY VIDEO ART STUFF THINGIES
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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hold on you mean to tell me i can scroll down my timeline and not be super upset by horrible, incredibly demeaning takes made for the sole purpose of seeing the little number go up? holy shit
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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the worm he tells you not to worry about
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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dress is up to you but the lipstick is non-negotiable
Ok hear me out here
i have been thinking and i am ready to accept a deal with you all
i can lose my mind in peace in this site until im nothing but a shell of the man i am right now and in exchange you tell me how much ive changed and murder me to keep the fortune
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of course once my body is found youll have to hire a detective for the case, dont wanna bring suspicion to yourself. i recommend dressing in a tight red sparkly dress with high heels and some ruby red lipstick when going to talk to them. be as seductively sad about my death as possible to distract from the fact that you are the one that technically benefits the most from it
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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Ok hear me out here
i have been thinking and i am ready to accept a deal with you all
i can lose my mind in peace in this site until im nothing but a shell of the man i am right now and in exchange you tell me how much ive changed and murder me to keep the fortune
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of course once my body is found youll have to hire a detective for the case, dont wanna bring suspicion to yourself. i recommend dressing in a tight red sparkly dress with high heels and some ruby red lipstick when going to talk to them. be as seductively sad about my death as possible to distract from the fact that you are the one that technically benefits the most from it
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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Ah god oh ah fuck
my friends from other social media are here ah uh if anyone asks im super cool over here okay
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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I CAST FIREBALL DIRECTLY UNDER HIS MOTHERFUCKING FEET.
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EVASION THIS YOU DODGIN PIECE OF SHIT
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AAAARRRHRHGHGHGAAAAA
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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I CAST FIREBALL DIRECTLY UNDER HIS MOTHERFUCKING FEET.
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EVASION THIS YOU DODGIN PIECE OF SHIT
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AAAARRRHRHGHGHGAAAAA
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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Look at my boy
i am working on a video and my little tiny scrumblo of a man is here looking like this
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he is just so smol
also he can look like this
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baby
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birdcyclops · 2 years
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eat egg please
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