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purgatorysanctuary · 3 months

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Hello, StaticRadio Nation!

#my art #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin vox #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #staticradio #radiostatic #vox x alastor #voxal #have a shitty comic of a funny fuckin rp moment #it made me crack tf up frfr

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noahsresources · 1 year

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more cringy dirty & flirty pick-up lines sentence starters

this is extremely self-indulgent, don't mind me lmfao. feel free to use these for whatever you want and change any details that need to be.

❝ you're so hot, my zipper is falling for you. ❞ ❝ i love my bed, but i'd rather be in yours. ❞ ❝ nice outfit. it'd look even better if it were on my bedroom floor. ❞ ❝ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, and i'll be the nine. ❞ ❝ do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth? ❞ ❝ if you're feeling down, i can feel you up. ❞ ❝ my ideal body weight is yours on mine. ❞ ❝ your belt looks really tight. can i loosen it for you? ❞ ❝ there are 206 bones in your body. think you can handle another one? ❞ ❝ let's play carpenter so i can nail you. ❞ ❝ i'd tell you a joke about my dick, but ... it's too long. ❞ ❝ hey, i might be wasted, but the condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. ❞ ❝ i may not go down in history, but i'll go down on you. ❞ ❝ you must be a chicken farmer because you know exactly how to raise my cock. ❞ ❝ sorry, what's your name again? i want to get it right when i shout it later. ❞ ❝ you must be an elevator because i want to go up and down on you all day. ❞ ❝ i'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. and the ones on your face. ❞ ❝ if you were a toe, i'd bang you on every wall, table, and chair in this bar. ❞ ❝ sit on my lap, and let's talk about the first thing that pops up. ❞ ❝ do you work for UPS? 'cause you've got a fantastic package. ❞ ❝ want to play a game? i'll be the squirrel, you be the tree, and i'll bust a nut in your hole. ❞ ❝ your legs are like an oreo cookie. i wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle. ❞ ❝ i bet i can touch your belly button ... from the inside. ❞ ❝ how do you feel about doing some math in the bedroom? all you need to do is add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and we can multiply. ❞ ❝ remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later. ❞ ❝ my doctor told me i have a vitamin d deficiency. wanna go back to my place and save me? ❞ ❝ if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? ❞ ❝ my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? ❞ ❝ i'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. ❞ ❝ is your name medusa? because the moment you look at me, i get rock hard. ❞ ❝ can you tell me what time your legs open, please? ❞ ❝ are you a rubix cube? because the more i play with you the harder you get. ❞ ❝ you look too god for a pickup line, so let's cut to the chase — wanna fuck? ❞

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memeapple2 · 6 months

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Send 🐈 to pick up my muse by the scruff of their neck like the menace they are!

Bonus points if you add a reason!

#crack rp meme #roleplay meme #rp meme

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jrdnmichelle · 1 month

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i did this supernatural display as a commission! i thought you guys might like it even though it's not my usual type of display.

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theh3rminator · 3 months

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Fuck.

( @pixelettex4 being my guardian angel doing lineart for me again love you girl)

( @the-boss-kicks @tayler-swift @scarrinotspooky @teenytheteentheteen )

#not good not good #fuckfuckfuck #my phone is cracked so bad #really hope this shit sends #ooc//#dndaddies #dndads #hermie unworthy #in character #rp account

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just--some--prompts · 4 months

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Sentence/Conversation Starters:

Random things my friends and I have said over the years on Discord

── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──

✦ — Person A: “Something on my face?” Person B: “Yeah it's called being too handsome, now stop it.”

✧ — "Two cups of chicken broth, two cups of heavy cream, and then add the lego's–"

✦ — Person A: -makes struggling noises- Person B: "Are you ok?" Person A: "Nope" Person B: "Ok then"

✧ — "Don't shoot me! I'm pleasantly thick!"

✦ — "You’re starting another cult. You bitch."

✧ — Person A: "I’m allergic to honey because I’m allergic to beeeeeeees." Person B: "That's… not how it works?"

✦ — "You were here, you were our side hoe!"

✧ — "The hetero's are upsetero."

✦ — "Why does he not have clothes!?"

✧ — Person A: "We're not clean in the eyes of God." Persona B: "You're not clean in the eyes of your bathtub. How can you be clean in the eyes of God?"

✦ — "Consent is hot when you're fucking my life"

✧ — Person A: "You tire me" Person B: "Then go to bed"

✦ — "You were so far in the closet you were finding Christmas presents from 4 years ago!"

✧ — "I want... to put a pop-tart in his mouth. Do you like smores'?"

✦ — "Life of crime? Naw. Life of shaking ass? Sure."

✧ — Person B: "You're the opposite of a friendly boy." Person A: "What's the opposite of a friendly boy?" Person B: "A bitch."

✦ — -takes a fighting stance- “I'm ready to bite yo ass"

✧ — "People not talking to me? Ideal."

✦ — "You are all a burden upon my shoulders"

✧ — Person C: “Ima eat yo fucking al dente ass ligaments u Italian deviant” Person B: “You're welcome to. End my meat lineage.”

✦ — "Lol, simping for some sleep"

✧ — "Cucked for a soft pillow"

✦ — "Get cucked consciousness"

✧ — Person A: -struggles to breathe- Person B: "Breathe" Person A: "Who needs air?" Person B: "You need air to survive." Person A: "Debatable…" Person B: ".......shut up"

✦ — "I like my men like I like my food... Genetically modified."

✧ — “Bitch, you got crabs?”

✦ — Person A: “Suc-Fuck you!” Person B: “You were gonna say suck.” Person C: “You were gonna say suck,” -Person C leans in closer- “that’s kinda gay bro.”

✧ — Person A: "So what are y’all talkin about?" Person B: "Uh... we were talking about gender reveals but with spaghetti"

✦ — "It's a millennial thing innit? Eatin' ass?"

✧ — "I'd stuff my face with you."

✦ — “Screams in slut, what!?”

✧ — Persona A: “I’m not mad.” Person B: “Don’t lie.” Person A: “Shut your whore mouth!”

✦ — -hands slam down on table- "They’ve had sex together!!!!"

✧ — "Rip in shit, binch. Sloshed and forgotten."

✦ — “This is how I die. Tell people it was something cool and not spicy egg salad.”

✧ — Person B: "You don't eat your phalanges [Person A]. Rookie mistake."

✦ — "When the Campbell's chunky take chunk out of you."

✧ — "Excuse me, Ma'am, can you put down a wet floor sign? You're a bit of a hazard."

✦ — "My gamer arthritis is making it hard for me to hold my wife's hand"

✧ — "Is this roller camping? .............I'm gonna fuck your mom."

✦ — Person A: "I struggle with his emotions–" Person C: "So does he."

✧ — "I thought by ‘squirt’ you meant that the clowns had venom sacks."

✦ — "We learned our lesson, don't convert–"

✧ — "You fed me eggs, now the government can track my location!!!"

✦ — Person C: "Anyway, back to the topic at hand–" Person B: "God, I wish his throat was under my hand–what?"

#sentence starters #sentence prompts #rp starter #rp sentence starters #rp sentence meme #dialog prompts #conversation prompt #crack prompt #fluff prompts #spicy prompts #my sentence starters #personal post

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ask-ranma-and-ryoga · 4 months

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#ranma 1/2 #ranma #ranma saotome #ask ranma and ryoga #ask blog #ranma rp #ranma ask blog #girl Ranma #corset #iron corset #tw: malnutrition #tw: starvation #I have a feeling this was all the same anon requesting this lmao #drawing request #not main #I was never gonna fit these asks into the main story but still wanted to give a crack at drawing it 🤷‍♀️#I think I’ll try doing that more for other asks that I can’t work into the plot

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davekatzdefensesquad · 4 months

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#mst3k #mst3k quotes #rp starters #rph #starter prompts #quotes #lol #memes #mine #crack verses #humor

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kneel-to-seto-kaiba · 4 months

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// Crack Post

Riding in his blue eyes little tike large man car that has a Christmas hat on top, he shouts, “Be amazed at the glory… my revolution in transportation!”

Some people thought he was on cocaine, others thought he was bat-shit insane. The mystery would be pondered until the end of time.

#crack post #what am i doing #merry Christmas #seto kaiba #yugioh rp #yugioh roleplay #HE IS THE CHRISTMAS MOMENT #doodles

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honeybeesources · 2 months

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— THINGS MY MUSES HAVE SAID.

Things my muses have said that have no place in any type of roleplay except crack and are likely only funny to me. NSFW. Change as needed.

"Your name's caboose 'cause you're a trainwreck." "I got slapped in a Pizza Hut once." "Would you prefer to hit me over the head with a rock until I stop moving?" "[MUSE NAME] beats my ass in 4K." "Bro can't deal with a little trauma." "Some of y'all are freaks. I say this lovingly." "Kisses your little head tenderly like a loving mother." "Your mother should have swallowed you." "It's more like I'm the hurricane taking out the town your parade is in." "No, I think that's Hamtaro fanfiction." "That's him, my little Baja Blast." "Shut it, you piss-soaked urinal cake." "You both smell like unwashed ballsacks. That's why you belong together." "Whoa, a newcomer joins the misogynists." "Please, sir, it's cold and wet outside. Might I just stand by the fire with my ears covered?" "Go dong yourself." "Do you want to end up in a garbage bag again?" "Tell me why I've known you for going on three years and the desire to murder you in cold blood has only grown the more we interact." "Oh no, whatever would I do if you never forgave me for maiming you after several warnings that you did not follow? My life would be ruined. Truly in shambles." "I hope you get an incurable illness." "I think you should seek mental help." "Do you want to play with the tires of my car again?" "I hope ants crawl into your urethra." "You can try, but I have a doberman who loves to eat garbage and when we sees you, he's gonna have a field day." "I've fucked few mothers in my years." "You look like the Grinch's left ass cheek. Can I trade you for another rival?" "You overestimate how much I care." "The only nightmare here is your profile picture." "Two kisses and I'll think about Mater for ten minutes."

#crack #crack starters #long post #long meme #rp #roleplay #roleplay memes #roleplay meme #rp meme #roleplay prompts #rp memes #rp prompts #sentence starters #tumblr rp #tumblr roleplay

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silverwingborn · 1 month

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She’s feeling chaotic.

Energetic.

Unstoppable!

There is now a silvery feathered bird flying about haphazardly.

#ic #okay to interact #(Gremlin time Silver)#crack rp: flying feathers

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noahsresources · 10 months

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prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

#rp ask memes #rp ask meme #rp memes #rp meme #rp starters #rp starter #ask meme #ask memes #crack prompts #crack memes #silly prompts #silly memes #fluff prompts #fluff memes #silly #memes #mine

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memeapple2 · 10 months

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Send "GET WAFFLED IDIOT" to throw a fucking waffle at my muse at full speed!

#Rp meme #Crack rp meme #roleplay prompts #roleplay meme

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rp-meme-world · 2 years

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for muses who won’t get out of bed

mix of fluff, crack, and angst possible triggers: depression

❝ get up! ❞

❝ rise and shine, sweetie! ❞

❝ come on! the sun is out! ❞

❝ don’t make me bring out the tickle monster! ❞

❝ come on, we have stuff to do today. ❞

❝ you are the laziest person i know. ❞

❝ if you aren’t up in the next thirty seconds i’m pouring ice water on your head. ❞

❝ what are you gonna do when you have to pee? ❞

❝ you slept through your alarm again. ❞

❝ come on, i’m already dressed! ❞

❝ no. i’m not coming back to bed. you’re getting up. ❞

❝ you already used all your sick days. ❞

❝ five... four... three... two... don’t make me get to one. ❞

❝ five more minutes. that’s it. ❞

❝ you said ‘five more minutes’ an hour ago. ❞

❝ are you feeling okay? ❞

❝ how long have you been laying there? ❞

❝ come on, [name]. it’s been over a day. ❞

❝ hey... can you hear me? ❞

❝ [name], come on. this isn’t funny. ❞

❝ if you don’t answer me, i’m calling someone. ❞

alternatively:

❝ it’s summer vacation! ❞

❝ it’s saturday! ❞

❝ five more minutes... ❞

❝ but it’s so warm... ❞

❝ please, please just leave me alone. ❞

❝ why can’t you just let me rot in peace?! ❞

❝ go away. ❞

❝ leave me alone to die. ❞

❝ no. i’m too sad. ❞

❝ i don’t feel good. ❞

❝ why don’t you join me? ❞

❝ come on. come back to bed. ❞

❝ no. i told you i’m not going. ❞

❝ can you leave the room first? i’m literally naked. ❞

❝ i already called off work. ❞

actions:

[pour] to pour cold water on them

[feet] to tickle their feet

[shake] to shake them

[horn] to scare them with an air horn

[breakfast] to bring them breakfast in bed

[curtain] to open the curtains, bringing light into the room

[shove] to shove them off the bed

[water] to put their hand in warm water while they’re asleep

[ankles] to grab them by their ankles and yank them out of bed

[sheets] to pull off their sheets/blanket

#accidentally slept for 14 hours and got inspired lol #meme #angst meme #fluff meme #crack meme #rp meme #rp sentence meme

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fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency · 2 months

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Was anyone going to tell me you were adopting baby me or-

-@panthera-tigristigris

I didn't adopt baby you. I adopted you.

RANPO adopted baby you.

How's it feel to be your own uncle?

#ooc: this is so cracked lol #bsd rp blog #bsd fukuzawa #ask

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unshackled-instinct · 1 month

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@thekingofmuses

"Before I kill you, Kyo, you will experience the ultimate humiliation!"

#rp #thread #thekingofmuses #...him (kyo kusanagi)#Death Match: Mario Kart!#((let me know if it's good))#crack

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