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Good lord y’all I’ve got over two hundred questions in my inbox.
Regardless o’ th’ fact that SOME O’ YALL can’t KEEP IT IN YER PANTS, I’m glad y’all’re askin’ so much- it’s fun t’ read, and I’m flattered y’all care so much ‘bout what I got t’ say.
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Hey, so evidentally, a lighter is more powerful than I thought, and I accidentally burned my bunk.... @apollos-favorite-child , help...
Kayla.. leo... percy... someone
-a very regretful Aster
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ask-muichiro-tokito · 2 months
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Do I have permission to show you my OC for no reason at all then give you extreme detail about it? Just to RP with you then forget a while later-
(fjdjcndbf ofc you cannn🥺 i might bring in my oc too hehe:>)
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shadow-ed · 7 days
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Ugh how come every social interaction has to be centered around eating. Eating eating eating. It's stupid as fuck. "Hey, you wanna come hang out and get smth to eat?" "You wanna grab a bite?" "You wanna try that new pizza place?" NO I DO NOT.
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Twobit and Johnny zesty bestie hc 😈
-They have really fucking stupid inside jokes that twobit brings up a lot and it genuinely annoys pony cause he only has like one inside joke with Johnny ☠️
-I've already said this but twobits mommy LLLOOOVVVEEESS Johnny she sees him as some sweet shy kid
-whenever Johnny comes over she jokes "get it of this while you can" referring the twobits dumbass☠️☠️☠️
-Twobit uses his sticky fingers to steal a ton of things for Johnny like actually warm jackets, non ripped jeans, shoes that actually fit him, because god knows Johnny's parents aren't getting him that
-if Johnny's having issues with socs and twobits there, he let's Johnny take care of it himself🙏🙏 like he whispers to him to just go for it and if it gets physical then he'll step in🙏🙏🙏🙏
-twobit is genuinely so unreasonably disrespectful towards socs it's absolutely insane but Johnny finds it hilarious like twobit will make the most outrageous tomfoolery insult and Johnny's just fucking dying of laughter next to him
-While at Bucks they were waiting for Dallas to go to a drive in and some random drunk guy taught them how to dance
-whenever twobits drunk, Johnny chases off weird guys and guys who wanna fight cause he's trying to get twobit home without a scratch🙏🙏
-(curtsey to @fictionalcharactergraveyard) twobit would call Johnny a runt a lot until Johnny literally threw a small chocolate cake at him and literally all he said was "shi..mb gang please next time use your words😦"
-you know those hc's that time and curly bring the worst out in Dallas and pony? That's what it's like with twobit and Johnny honestly they chased small children and ran from the cops together once 💝💝💝💝💖💖💖💖💖
-they tried baking a cake for the curtis household once and FUCKING FAILED. whatever substance was in the oven fucking exploded bro
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scarrinotspooky · 3 months
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"im busy"
OH YOU THINK I DONT HAVE A LIFE? YOU THINK I LIKE FINDING OUT IM BEING HUNTED BY THE FUCKING FBI IN PASSING CONVERSATION? YOU THINK I LIKE FINDING OUT FUCKING SHADOW CREATURES EXIST?? YOU THINK I LIKE FINDING OUT MY FUCKING PATRON IS ALSO BEING HUNTED BY THE FBI. I WILL CONVERT. PLENTY OF GODS OR SORCERORS LOOKING FOR A COOL EMO WARLOCK. YOU WEAK LITTLE SHELL OF A FUCKING MAN. YOUVE FUCKING ROTTED EVERY YEAR YOUVE BEEN ACTIVE YOU WALKING CORPSE. YOU ARE NOT UNDEAD YOU ARE A SHAMBLING LITTLE BASTARD BARELY CLINGING TO WHAT YOU THINK LIFE IS. YOU ARE NOT A GOD. YOUR 'POWER' IS LIMITED AS MUCH AS YOU CHOOSE TO BELIEVE IT IS NOT. YOU ABSOLUTE SON OF A DRUNK YOU ARE NOT UNKILLABLE. IMMORTALITY IS WASTED ON YOU. FUCK.
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hello? do i know you guys? you seem... familiar...
“that depends on who you are.”
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miss-lynn-updates · 16 days
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Reminder that kink shaming is disgusting. @naruparty13fan can enjoy tall, cat like women without *some* people making it a big deal.
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random-soc · 29 days
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I sometimes wake up a quarter past 2 in cold sweat because of this one time me & the gang tried to jump this one guy in a mickey mouse shirt and we got our asses whipped and my head slammed into the hard floor.
Then I just see Bob looking at me with a "bitch you forgot to feed me" look
Those are VERY fun nights
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johnathanacade · 1 month
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I'm Johnny Cade
If you're a soc get outta here if youre my friends then I'm happy to see you
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can we see what's under the bag pweeeeeease? 🥺
If this post reaches 50 “reblogs” then yes.
Ain’t gonna happen, safe bettin’.
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xluciifer · 3 months
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❝ Better to reign in HELL, then serve in HEAVEN. The angels don't listen ANYWAY . ❞
Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel roleplay account;
INDIE // SERIOUS // SEMI-SELECTIVE // +18 CONTENT FRIENDLY
+ 10 years of writing experience.
Strictly mobile ;; the revamp was curated by @/theircurse.
My Lucifer is [ PRE SEASON 1 ] events.
( promo. ) • ( duo / promo. ) • ( starter call. )
⸺ XLUCIIFER ⸺
// about|rules. // threads. // verses. // musings. // headcanons. //
[ Loyal Servants to the King. ]
-> This is a sideblog, will be followed back by @/xbalayage
[ Drafts - 14 // Threads - 58 ]
est. Jan 28th, 2024; CT time.
[ 1k Milestone. ]
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hits a lil autistic boogie
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timothyburleday · 1 month
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I tried to make these yesterday and they turned out pretty good. if any of you all want, i'll bring some to class for the hard workers!
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Look atu these dumbassed rhnnjnf hro like goofy
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scarrinotspooky · 3 months
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kindve wanna try..turning into a bat……
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