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tragically i don't have time to do full art for the yeehaw challenge so instead. doodles 🤠
day 1: ✨gather the posse ✨
#is this comics? is this mcu? FALSE it is a secret THIRD thing: a western#also uhhhhh cowboys. are frequently secretly fond of each other. tony#yeehawgust#CLINT GETS A MOUSTACHE BC I AM UNKIND TO HIM <3#also tony & steve definitely have matching red bandanas however he needed the blue somewhere and i didnt want 2 colour the vest#so here we are#also in the secret western avengers that lives in my head. thor is still a norse god hes just also wearing a poncho. 4 the bit
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Wulfe
Another one of those do not contact because he's legit dangerous, guys. Actually on watchlist, types.
He's a powerlifting actual far-right militant who gets involved with bad groups.
And yes, he's damn hot. But do not attempt contact, he ain't the one.
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Cover of the Day:
Avengers #142 (December, 1975)
Art by Gil Kane, Frank Giacoia, John Romita, and Gaspar Saladino
#Marvel#Comics#Avengers#Night Rider#Two-Gun Kid#Kid Colt#Hawkeye#Thor#Iron Man#Moondragon#Rawhide Kid#Cowboys
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avengers v1 #161-162
#clint barton#hawkeye#matt hawk#two gun kid#thor#simon williams#clint and his cowboy soiree with his partner matt
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Thor: *dressed in a rancher outfit* *the shirt fighting for dear life to stay button*
Bruce: *sees him eyebrows shooting up* *dropping his mug off tea*
Tony: Bruce what is wrong? *sees thor* oh yeah
Bucky: I can’t believe fury is having us go under cover *dresses in a cowboy style outfit*
Tony: *grips the table* oh have mercy I almost lost all my equilibrium... my arc reactor... it is shorting out *hand on his chest*
Steve: Tony, stop *Sighs* it is a serious mission, mutated horses and we think--
Rhodey: *walks in like a desperado of the west* I got the hacking handle
Steve: *whines bright red breaking the tablet screen with his fingers*
#hahaha idk#wild west styles#cowboy attire#winteriron#warshield#thor odinson x bruce banner#tony stark#bucky barnes#thor odinson#bruce banner#steve rogers#james rhodey rhodes#it is spicy#it is dumb#it is both
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Started watching Walker Independence with my dad and by episode 3 I'm of course shipping the main love interest with the man who's gonna steal HIS girl because as my friend stated "cowboys are inherently gay" AND they're hot men so like 🤷🤷🤷 what else was my gay lil brain supposed to do?
#walker independence#hoyt#calian#what would their ship name be?#coyt?#holian?#halian?#hoylian?#idk I'm making shit up at this point#which in the words of Thor: all words are made up so 🤷#cowboys and indians#western
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Not Gay vampires, or gay pirates but a secret third thing
#taika waititi#Making#thor: ragnarok#thor: love and thunder#Cowboys or superheros#Take your pick Bros hoes and foes
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RUSSELL CROWE AND CHRISTIAN BALE IN A TAIKA WAITITI MOVIE 3:10 TO YUMA STANS WE RIDE
#this only makes sense to me and tar but I PROMISE IM HAVING COHERENT THOUGHTS#connecting the dots between russell crowe master and commander pirate show christian bale cowboys my brain is on fire#IM TELLING YOUUUUUU#THE VISION. ITS ALL FALLING INTO PLACE#IM GETTING THAT REVISED HOTEL ROOM SCENE#thor love and thunder#kind of? im gonna be frothing at the mouth
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what do you MEAN Empires 2 DROPPED??? GUYS, I’M STILL OUT HERE COPING WITH DOUBLE LIFE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN JIMMY IS A SHERIFF NOW?
#tw: caps#that’s ADORABLE#he’s a sheriff AND a rancher!!!#i love that for him#Jimmy’s on a cowboy kick and I am HERE FOR IT#YES BBYYYY LIVE YOUR WILDWEST DREAMS#looking forward to figuring out how i’m gonna put together a Sheriff and Carnival Owner#its giving olden times vibes and i love them for it#also JOEL?? I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT WAS A THUMBNAIL FOR EMPIRES#he THRIVED during his Thor era and it shows#i’m NOT READYYYY AAAAA /pos
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Dica de cinema: a "Terceira lei de Clarke" no cinema em cinco exemplos para você reconhecer!
#Arthur C. Clarke#mark wahlberg#cowboys and aliens#daniel craig#outlander#james caviezel#jim caviezel#enchanted#amy adams#thor#marvel#chris hemsworth#natalie portman#planet of the apes#harrison ford#Youtube
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Gunnar
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Cowboy Fora da Lei
Cowboy Fora da Lei
Raul seixas Cowboy fora da lei – Rogershoiti
Cowboy Fora da Lei – Raul Seixas. letras.mus
Mamãe, não quero ser prefeitoPode ser que eu seja eleitoE alguém pode querer me assassinarEu não preciso ler jornaisMentir sozinho eu sou capazNão quero ir de encontro ao azar
Papai não quero provar nadaEu já servi à Pátria amadaE todo mundo cobra minha luzOh, coitado, foi tão cedoDeus me livre, eu tenho…
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#As Aventuras de Raul Seixas Na Cidade de Thor#Claudio Roberto / Raul Seixas#country boy#Cowboy Fora da Lei - Raul Seixas. letras.mus#Durango Kid#editora globo#Motoqueiro Fantasma: Espírito de Vingança#prefeito#Raul seixas Cowboy fora da lei - Rogershoiti#revista tex linchamento#vellho oeste#Xibom Bombom
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boo! surprise bitches! i'm doing kinktober this year! finally doing it! bet you didn't see that one coming, did you hehe 🕸
there is a good mix of both short and long stories coming your way throughout this (and i will also still occasionally post other fics this month that aren't related to this). also, a handful of these fics are darker in nature, thought it was fitting for halloween, so remember to read the warnings, if there's something that's not for you then please, as always, be kind to yourself and don't read the story.
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day one | sore
stepbro!sirius black x cheerleader!reader + dubcon massage
day two | don't smile
steve rogers + throat fucking + size kink
day three | stuffed
devil!eddie munson & angel!steve harrington + tentecles + double penetration in one hole
day four | a little fashion show
best friend!stiles stilinski + lingerie
day five | stay still
peter parker + bondage
day six | hold up, let me record this
jj maybank + tittyfucking + sextape
day seven | the palace guards
guards!poly!marauders x princess!reader + secrets relationship
day eight | it’s practically like we’re down there with them
mob boss!bucky barnes + exhibitionism
day nine | keep that pretty mouth shut
tommy shelby + keep quiet quickie
day ten | I couldn’t find it in me to wake you
poe dameron + somno thigh fucking
day eleven | I just want you a little longer all to myself
matt murdock + secret office sex
day twelve | nothing more than a toy
rafe cameron + using you like a toy to masturbate with
day thirteen | I still got a few rounds left in me
boxer!steve rogers + bathtub sex
day fourteen | open your fucking mouth
dark!wild west cowboy!joel miller + gun kink
day fifteen | tiny
miguel o'hara x fairy!reader + extreme size difference
day sixteen | the wall between us
cult member!steve harrington + fem glory hole + breeding
day seventeen | be a rebel, be bad, stay here and cuddle with me
spencer reid + aftercare
day eighteen | pleasant pile of pillows
brother's best friend!james potter + pillow humping
day nineteen | ring ring
sam winchester x reader x bf!dean winchester + phone sex + cheating
day twenty | window
perv!neighbour!billy russo + voyeurism
day twenty-one | say yes
fiancé!bruce wayne + possessiveness
day twenty-two | i can think of something better than that
bucky barnes + anal
day twenty-three | double check
dark!professor!ben solo + power imbalance + manipulation
day twenty-four | maroon
vampire!remus lupin + biting + blood kink
day twenty-five | i want you
pirate captain!miguel o'hara + sex as payment
day twenty-six | teamwork
pro football team!avengers (bf!steve rogers, bucky barnes, pietro maximoff, clint barton, sam wilson, tony stark, thor odinson) + gangbang
day twenty-seven | my little flower
din djarin + fantasy au + cockwarming
day twenty-eight | hysteria
doctor!aleksander morozova x hysteria patient!reader + historical au + fuck machine
day twenty-nine | can't fight the moonlight
werewolf!bucky barnes x gf!reader + predator/prey + monsterfucking
day thirty | magical mimic
eddie munson x witch!reader + magical mutual masturbation
day thirty-one | you can’t put it in
stepbro!peter parker + halloween pussyjob
© 2023 thyme-in-a-bubble
#lea’s writing#kinktober 2023#steve harrington smut#eddie munson smut#bucky barnes smut#steve rogers smut#peter parker smut#miguel o'hara smut#miguel o’hara smut#din djarin smut#poe dameron smut#spencer reid smut#remus lupin smut#sirius black smut#james potter smut#bruce wayne smut#joel miller smut#tommy shelby smut#matt murdock smut#billy russo smut#rafe cameron smut#the darkling smut#ben solo smut#jj maybank smut#stiles stilinski smut#pietro maximoff smut#sam wilson smut#sam winchester smut#dean winchester smut
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A Boy And His Critters (Bob Floyd x Reader)
Summary: You and Bob think your oldest child might be an animal whisperer
Warnings: Mentions of birth, pregnancy, cuteness overload etc.
Tagging: @floydsmuse @callmemana @attapullman @withahappyrefrain @bobfloydsbabe
It was late in the afternoon in early spring, on a day when the hawthorn trees in your yard had just begun to bud and flower. Your birdfeeder already had more than enough visitors, your three cats, Freya, Thor and Pumpkin, having eyed them from the living room window. Already there had been fifteen calf births within the last two days with Bob, his father and his brothers and sisters having to wake at some ungodly hour to help with the births.
You were in the living room of your home in Montana, the soft Disney piano music playing from the speaker on your laptop. Bob lay on the spread out quilt on the living room floor, one pillow under his head and the other under his tummy while he gently rocked Baby Rudy in his little baby hammock. The sun streamed through the windows as you sat close to your husband and baby, the other three outside with their grandparents or aunts and uncles while you were busy carding the freshly shorn sheep's wool from the week before. You set aside your brushes and quickly took a snapshot of the sweet sight, hoping to add it to the photo album later.
You heard a loud meow and felt that familiar bushy tail brushing against you, looking down to find Thor rubbing against you. "You need a good brushing," you chuckled, teasing him with the carding combs.
"S'it the cat again?" Bob mumbled with a yawn.
"Yep," you answered, getting back to your work. "Rudy asleep?"
"Mmmhmm," Bob answered. "M'gonna go see if Dad needs help and come back for a nap."
Bob rose from his spot and kissed you before heading out to the barn to see if his father needed any help. "Hey sleepyhead!" the older Floyd greeted, tipping his black cowboy hat a little.
"Hey Dad," Bob answered sleepily. "Everything good?"
"Yeah everything's lookin good," Joe answered. "The hands have it all down so we don't have to worry until the spring auction. The baby go to sleep?"
"Just went down for a nap," Bob yawned. "I think I might too, my eyes are starting to itch."
Bob and his father conversed back and forth, totally unaware at first of the clanking of a metal bucket and the hurried footsteps of five year old Auggie.
"Bud?" Bob asked when he finally saw. "Whatcha doin?"
"Nothin Daddy," Auggie chirped.
"Doesn't look like nothin," Joe chuckled.
"I gotta go milk the cows, Papa!" Auggie announced.
Joe and Bob were humored to say the least, more so when they saw Smokey, the crotchety old rooster weaving his way in and out from between Auggie's legs. They followed behind him to make sure he didn't get into trouble, when he approached the female dairy cow that Joe and Irene had taken in, singing in his chirpy little voice, one of the farm songs he had learned in his kindergarten class at the so-called "hippie school" he attended with the other Dagger children.
"Holy shit," Joe chuckled. "Get a load of this Bobby."
Bob was thunderstruck when he saw the old bat following Auggie into the barn with Smokey still clucking away between his little cowboy boots. Normally it would take two or three of the hands to lead her in, but here was Auggie, five years old and barely up to his father's hips, leading her into the stall with no issues.
"Un......believable," Bob laughed.
"How the fuck does this kid do it?" Joe wondered out loud, a broad smile on his face at the sight of his grandson.
Bob quickly pulled out his phone and began recording, hoping to be able to show the others when they had a chance to come by. Auggie chirped away as he milked the cow until a startled moo came from her.
"Sorry Peach, but that's what Daddy does to Mommy and it works."
Bob stifled a squawk in his throat but not before Auggie began yelling at him in his best Shrek voice.
"AYE! GET OUT ME FUCKIN SWAMP!!!!!"
"August Robert!" Bob laughed.
Auggie hurried over but Bob was in too good a mood to discipline his son. "Sorry for using a dirty word, Daddy," he apologized.
Bob picked his son up and kissed his cheek, Auggie's glasses falling slightly off the bridge of his nose. "I'm glad you said sorry, but Daddy should remember the rule the he and Mommy put into place."
When Bob was able to go back inside, he showed you the video including the one of Auggie's Shrek impression.
"You'd think he was an animal whisperer by the way Smokey follows him around," you laughed.
"Sometimes I like to think so sweetheart," Bob yawned as he lay on the couch.
You set aside your carding combs and the wool, covering Bob with the spring quilt and snuggling in beside him, the two of you proud as ever of Auggie.
#robert bob floyd#bob floyd x reader#robert bob floyd x reader#bob floyd x you#robert bob floyd x you#bob floyd x y/n#robert bob floyd x y/n#top gun maverick
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For the 3000 celebration can you write one with Pietro Maximoff and prompt 25
Maybe it’s set at like Halloween and Pietro dresses up as a cowboy so the prompt makes sense
.⋆｡Musketeer And The Cowboy｡⋆.
Pietro Maximoff x plus size reader
Halloween brings out the worst in all of us
Warnings: implied smut, fluff, drinking, the Avengers being the Avengers
WC: 885
Minors DNI
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3000 Follower Celebration
Tony found any and all reasons to throw a party. Fourth of July, New Years, Thanksgiving, even fucking Arbour day got a celebration that included luxury foods and so much alcohol that even thinking about it gave you a hangover.
But by far his Halloween bashes were the most mind blowing. He went all out, even going so far as to turn part of the tower into a truly frightening haunted house. The halls were filled with hyper-realistic decorations and people with extravagant costumes.
You found it fun, it was pretty much like a kid’s party on steroids. You gorged yourself on candy while getting drunk with your favourite people in the world while you all pretended to be someone or something else, in the case of Clint’s famous candy corn costume, for the evening.
This year, you had a group costume with Wanda and Natasha: sexy three Musketeers. With a truly scandalous amount of skin showing beneath a corset, stockings, killer red heels, a frilly collar, huge hat and a fake sword, you truly felt the role.
You and the girls strolled into the huge ballroom absolutely on top of the world. Immediately, Wanda was pulled away by Vision and onto the dance floor while Natasha made a b-line for the bar, leaving you with a red lipstick stain on your cheek and a wink.
But you weren’t phased, instead you happily strolled over to the small gathering of some of the older Avengers, gunning for the flask Thor always carried at parties. “Good morrow sirs, perchance you have a nip of ale for me.” You laid the old English accent on thick as you planted yourself by Steve who was dressed as a zombie businessman. He rolled his eyes and handed you his spiked beer.
“Thank you, my good man.” Thor (who was a playboy bunny this year) beamed at you. You sipped the stronger than normal beer and nodded at the rest of the men in the group. “We have some mixed effort here- Bucky looks like he gave up but Sam, you look great!” Sam, in a very elaborate Dracula
costume, turned to Bucky, who wore Steve’s Captain America uniform.
“See! I told you that you looked stupid!” Bucky’s left eye twitched.
“No you told me that no one dresses up for Halloween anymore so I shouldn’t bother with a costume.” He grumbled, arms folding dangerously over his chest. You giggled and handed the beer back to your surrogate brother.
“Has anyone seen Pietro? He wanted to do the haunted house with me.” Steve shrugged.
“He wasn’t here when I got here but he may be trying to spar with Hulk, again.” You glanced over to where Tony (Patrick Bateman) and Bruce (Doctor Frankenstein) were drinking in a quiet corner with Peter (Han Solo), most likely chatting about their little science projects. But there was no silver-haired man with them.
“Hmm.” You hummed, resting a hand on the hilt of your fake blade. “I’ll go for a wander and see if I can find him. Oh and Bucky, the suit looks good on you.” Immediately, the super soldier perked up and a smirk crossed his face.
“Thank you.” He smugly responded while grinning at Sam who just rolled his eyes. Satisfied with the chaos you released about to unfold, you journeyed back into the crowd on the search for your boyfriend.
There were cheerleaders, werewolves, some cheap Avengers costumes, but there was no speedster. After you passed what seemed to be the 20th Black Widow, a flash of silver caught your attention.
Pietro was leaning against a column just outside the party, his bright blue eyes fixed firmly on your generous curves. He was fully decked out in scuffed jeans held up by a thick belt with a gun holster, a leather vest with a red plaid shirt, an expensive pair of cowboy boots and a large Stetson in his hands. As he caught your eye, he flipped the hat perfectly onto his head while smoothly placing a fake cigarette between his teeth with his other hand.
“Well howdy there little lady.” He drawled with an awful attempt at a southern accent.
“Hi there cowboy.” You purred, heels clacking on the expensive flooring as you approached. “I’ve never seen a cowboy without a lasso.” You gestured to his belt where an empty clip hung on his thigh. Pietro smirked deviously.
He grabbed you by the hips as you got close enough, tugging you into his chest. “I think you’ll find zat my lasso is somewhere more convenient.” His hands slipped down to your ass, grabbing the soft flesh beneath the tiny skirt you wore. He rolled his hips into your plush stomach, letting you feel his growing bulge.
“And where is that?” You played along, wrapping your arms around his neck, burying your fingers in his silver hair.
Pietro lowered his face to your ear, gently biting the lobe before whispering, “You vill have to play along to find out.” He then pulled away from your body. “Come, ve have much to do tonight.”
He took your hand in his own and pulled you into the hall. “It is time for a ride.” He winked, tipping his hat to you. You broke out in a wide smile.
God you loved Halloween.
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