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Geraskier Modern AU wherein Geralt is a single dad who owns a tattoo shop and has a massive crush on his daughter's vocal coach and Ciri just wants another dad to spoil her
#geraskier#jaskier#the witcher#fanart#geralt#wingman ciri#she a little shit but we love her#she gets it from her mom#geralt whipped era#they're at the mall#jaskier fresh out the gym fit#MY GIRL GOT 6 FINGERS JFKSMS#my bad i cant count
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[First Part] - [second]
Baby (who still has no name) is warming up to Geralt, who also starts to connect some dots. (Like, I think he suspects that he's Jaskiers son, adopted or otherwise, but he won't even humor the idea that he could be the dad.)
That being said - the kid is an angry teenager sometimes. Jaskier tried all he could as a single parent and they have a very loving relationship, but I also think they do argue quite a bit, and there is some tension.
And the more he gets to learn how Geralt truly is the weirder is gets, cause. He's a good guy? And either Jaskier is petty and was too dramatic and kept him from meeting his dad for nothing, or Geralt isn't a good guy AT ALL and has hurt Jaskier really bad, and he doesn't think Geralt has it in him, but some people (and especially alphas) get really weird and archaic around omegas? And he had to witness again and again, with how little respect his unbonded, single father of a bastard child was treated - is Geralt like that too? But Jaskier still only ever talked somewhat kindly about him. And from all he saw... he trusts Geralt. He's a quiet, but witty and honorable man. But is it fair to doubt the parent that was there for him, that raised him, that sacrificed so much for him? The poor kid is so conflicted.
#please tell me your headcanons and prompts about this 'verse it's just vibes so far and like 10% plot#geraskier#geralt of rivia#the witcher#ciri#omegaverse#geraskier lovechild#jaskier#i don't know where this came from#but I imagined the kid as quite sickly (which is ironic) - Geralt does not really remember that he was sick as a child all the time too#also I do think Jaskier can play the lute but it's no fun for his fingers and he switched to other stuff over the years#I'm quite sure that Jaskier kept a low profile after the Rience incident because he was TERRIFIED by the thought what could have happened#also I really wanted to look at this with a kind of more realistic lense when it comes to parentage#and Jaskier did all the things right where it counts#He's loving he's emotional open he communicates - but would Jaskier always be a reliable parent? a structured one? an easily available one?#I don't think so#professor Jaskier can work for hours on end and forget to get you on time from your play date so you have to awkwardly wait and#he forgets to cook and to wash and it's always messy and once he writes he writes and gets annoyed when interrupted#but he also tells bedtime stories and stays at your bedside when you're ill and plays with you when you moved AGAIN and have no friends yet#he's easily pulled into arguments but also knows how to apologise#but he lies again and again#and he tells heroic and brave and honourable stories about your dad but still has a chest with your unsend letters and looks so so sad#when you put another one in his hands#and he never tells you to stop but doesn't send them and you know your Papa would be too kind to ask you to stop#ALSO#I think the kid is old enough to understand some of the inherent consent issues that are rampant in omegaverse#and while I imagined that 'verse here a bit tuned down#I think that the kid has seen and heard some shit! and what if Jaskier in only talking kindly of Geralt to soften the blow for him and-#kid is 100% ready to break Geralts nose if it turned out that he forced himself on his pa#(which he did not ofc but nobody communicates here)
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are you in any other fandoms than the Mechs 0:?
i feel like at least one of these is pretty obvious jsjsj i dont know how to like things a normal amount so it’s limited to only a few at a time
#does making and never playing dnd characters count as a fandom bc if so then also that#ngl its mostly the witcher iv thought abt geralt every songle day since like may 2020#*single#asks
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Witcher! Watch out for that tree!
“You didn’t have to throw that guy through a table you know.” Jaskier says absentmindedly plucking at his lute as he walks beside Geralt down the dusty path.
“He was being an ass.” Geralt reminds him.
“Yes, well it did get us kicked out of the inn though so maybe not worth it?” Jaskier says still plucking at his lute more than likely trying to subconsciously perfect a tune that would soon make an appearance in one of his latest songs.
“He called you a cocksucking bastard.” Geralt reminds him gruffly. “I wasn’t going to let it go.”
“I mean it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever been called I could give you a whole list of insults a mile long that’s been hurled at me this year alone and never repeat the same one twice.” Jaskier laughs at his own expense.
Geralt offers an irritated grunt by way of reply.
“I mean it wasn’t even really an insult since it’s true, I mean half of it at least.” Jaskier says tuning his lute slightly.
“You were an illegitimate child?” Geralt asks surprised.
“Oh gods no. No matter how much my father would like to claim otherwise, I meant the first part. You didn’t know I was Bisexual?” Jaskier asks sounding genuinely surprised.
Geralt doesn’t answer, doesn’t say anything at all, doesn’t look away from Jaskier even as they approach an enormous tree in the road. But surely Geralt couldn’t miss it, its trunk was wider than his shoulders for heaven’s sake.
Geralt runs smack into the tree with a dull ‘Thunk’ stumbling backward.
“Good gods Geralt are you alright?!” Jaskier says jogging the few steps he had fallen behind Geralt to catch up with him and check on him. “How in the world did you miss that tree?”
“You’re into men?” Geralt asks instead of answering the question.
“Yes, I thought that was painfully obvious. Don’t tell me that’s why you ran into the tree it’s honestly not that surprising. I mean I’m kinda fruity.” Jaskier says with a laugh.
Geralt just stares at Jaskier until his smile fades.
“You’re not opposed to that sort of thing are you?” Jaskier asks suddenly a little worried that this of all the things might be what ends their friendship.
Geralt is a silent as a stone for a few minutes leaving Jaskier to wonder what exactly he would say if he ever said anything at all.
“No.” Geralt finally grunts out relieving Jaskier of his fears.
“Well that’s a relief.” Jaskier says with a nervous chuckle.
Geralt continues to stare at him until Jaskier finally asks. “What exactly is the problem then?”
Geralt finally stops looking at him only to start looking anywhere but at him. “I’m in love with you.” He mumbles.
“I’m sorry come again?” Jaskier guffaws. “Because I thought a certain sorceress occupied that stony heart of yours.”
Geralt shakes his head reverting back to his normal taciturn state.
“You’re telling me I’ve had a chance with you all this time and you’re just telling me now?” Jaskier asks voice raising an octave.
Geralt finally seems to get the message that his feelings are reciprocated because the next thing Jaskier knows he’s being pushed up against the tree and Geralt is kissing him.
Ao3 link to this story.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/45596839
#Ao3 is down for god knows how long so I’m posting some of my stuff here#ao3 problems#ao3fic#geralt x dandelion#geralt x jaskier#geraskier#Witcher Tv#witcher geralt#witcher jaskier#jaskier#geralt z rivii#geralt fanfic#jaskier fanfic#Drabble#fluff#swearing#bisexual jaskier#they have one brain cell and it belongs to Roach#545 words#word count: 545#DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own the walking dead nor do I claim to.#own any characters in this fan fic or from The Witcher This transformative work has been created purely for entertainment purposes.#No profit is made or sought. No copyright infringement is intended.#All publicly recognizable characters settings etc. are the property of their respective owners.#The original characters and plot are the property of the respective owners.#I am in no way associated with the owners creators or producers of any media franchise.#No copyright infringement is intended.
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I'm in an insanely good mood.
Observe my Witcher redraws!
#the witcher 3#thronebreaker#geralt of rivia#keira metz#wandering in the dark#queen meve#reynard odo#gascon brossard#the bloody mistress#angren#“ever been? no? count yourselves lucky”#PROPHETIC#TRULY
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Geralt: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Yennefer, code name: “Been There, Done That.” Fringilla is “Currently Doing That.” Regis is “It Happened Once in a Dream”; Dandelion, code name: “If I Had To Pick a Dude.” Milva is... Eagle Two.
Milva: Oh, thank the gods.
#edit i changed it from triss and yennefer to yennefer and fringilla for more book accuracy#it pained me to do so but i imagine him speaking to the breakfast table in beauclair here#yennefer isnt present so she cant hear him say this and also his heart broke when he said it#i just wanted to make this post so i could say that for regis and geralt it happens in dreams. anyways#incorrect witcher quotes#also this is unrealistic because geralt would not remember or hang out with triss#much less mention their thing in front of yennefer#this is a difficult post to make when like a third of the most important characters are children or young adults#i could have said shani or coral but shani was once and coral is dead#i like how regis is named before dandelion and yet dandelion is ‘if i had to pick a dude’ like regis does not count as a dude#nonbinary flag fades in behind me from thin air 🥲#gerlion#geregis#not tagging as the others because multishipping is less common there#the witcher books
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Page of Witcher!Steddie sketches
#Witcher au#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#fanart#Len doodles#flushing out the art block by doubling down on the brainrot#most of these are copied poses from screenshots of the show#these count as studies right?#at the very least I've learned that geralt and jaskier wear INSANELY tight trousers in the first season#still feeling very very down on myself so posting this is a risk
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The Witcher 3 Wild Hunt: Hearts of Stone DLC
"Many illnesses are treatable, but play with evil... and medicine can be much harder to find."
#i think this is my first full 8-panel set... idk how i feel abt it.#i KNOW the colour for this dlc is blue but... idk theres so many green scenes and orange scenes#o well!#the witcher 3#thewitcheredit#witcheredit#tw3edit#thewitcher3edit#i couldnt get nearly enough of all the scenes / shots i liked and this feels kinda nonsensical. but i don't know this was my first attempt!#im doing my bestest!!!!#geralt of rivia#hearts of stone#gaunter o'dimm#olgierd von everec#witcher3edit#*mine#you can really tell with these gifsets where i am in the progression of the game can't you#yes i did this ENTIRE dlc exclusively so i could get my sweaty hands on the viper set. and what about it#also lmao @ the donkey ears. i was hoping i wouldnt have to play gwent since i dont care about hearthstone clones#just immediately closed out of the challenged game w/ the dwarves because i did not care at all. which counted as a loss#frankly i think it's funnier if he did canonically lose that game. it was the possession i think#and the ears are funny. To Me.
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geralt after realizing regis is a vampire: fuck off, regis!!!
geralt after realizing regis is a nice vampire: REGIS SAID FUCK OFF, DANDELION!!!!!!!
#he's um 👉👈 polite.......#i cant make a page count joke bc we switch to some other characters in between but like#believe me when i say there are NOT a lot of hansa scenes between these two things FJGKFJH#the turnaround i'm tellin ya#the witcher#the witcher books#geralt of rivia#emiel regis#laura reads the witcher
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Having taught many teenage students must have given Jaskier the ultimate “I’m Not Mad I’m Just Disappointed” power.
It’s a subtle combination of a sigh, a look and a long stretch of silence. He gently but unmistakably tells you how much potential you are wasting and how much you’ve let him down. He’s still nice and he still smiles to reassure you, but if he lowers his expectations of you as a result it’ll be the most terrible feeling in the world.
It’s a look Geralt FEARS. He hopes to never see the Professor Pankratz side of Jaskier.
Sure fighting monsters is hard but oh no, Jaskier is saying his name like THAT again. Suddenly he’d rather be back at the wyvern nest than facing a disappointed Jaskier.
(Mostly it’s because he’s being mean to himself or forgetting to take care of himself again. Jaskier doesn’t mind repeating his lesson of self-love but it does get really tiring at times.)
#geraskier#also after the mountain jaskier carries that look for a long time#geralt wishes jaskier would just scream at him or something#that'd be kinder than that resigned look#it's like jaskier no longer expects him to be nice again#and it's worse than a stab through the heart#geralt has to work for a long time to get rid of that look on jaskier's face#he knows he has to prove himself again#he has to be the person jaskier can count on#and it's A Journey
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Witcher + Workflow by Ethan Tadin
#Ethan Tadin#longsword#gambeson#bow#archer#ranger#witcher#bat#animal companion#witcher would be a better game if geralt used anything but just a sword#yes i know about the shovel doesnt count
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The Witcher Season 4
I will not apologize for this
Jaskier: *looking out the front door*: What the f**k is that? What the f**k is-? Is that a f***ing Witcher?!
Stray Witcher: *stares*
Jaskier: Hey! Don't f***ing look at me like that! That's a weird looking f***ing Witcher! Yen! Hey, there's a stray Witcher outside! I don't want it starting a fight with Roach!
Jaskier: *talking to Roach, who is hiding on the roof*: Roach, it's okay! pspsps! It's okay Roach, don't worry about it!"
Jaskier: "Yen, there's a weird f***ing stray Witcher outside and it looks-"
Jaskier: *looking closer* "It kinda looks like Geralt the f***ing thing"
Jaskier: *yelling at the Witcher* "Hey, get the f**k outta here!"
Jaskier: "I don't even know if that's a f***ing Witcher!"
Jaskier: "BLINK MOTHERF***ER!"
Stray Witcher: * starts walking toward Jaskier*
Jaskier: *running away* "AAAAAHHHHH, NoNoNoNoNONO!"
#the witcher#the witcher memes#jaskier#julian alfred pankratz#the witcher s4 explanations#twn#the witcher netflix#this how it should open#does this count as a shitpost#liam hemsworth#geralt#geralt of rivia#henry cavill#henry will always be geralt#henry cavill is geralt#henry cavill is my geralt#the witcher s4
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important not to leave men alone for too long they WILL start playing game of the year 2015 the witcher 3: wild hunt developed by cd projekt red. and get ideas
#^his ass is NOT getting a colour version any time soon#geralt of rivia#the witcher#is it the game version is it the netflix version? mm it's a secret version that would happen if the game wasnt cowardly re: hair length#the witcher 3: wild hunt#line art#presents this to you like could am overworked healthcare professional counting down the hours to doing less hours do This?
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how bout mitgift? (which yes i had to look up what that was)
oh dear, you accidentally unlocked the most fucked up thing on the list :'D spiritually it's close to that one.
'Mitgift' is a song of a (medieval rock band? What's that genre called?) that I honestly still go hard for even tho they're old - 'mitgift' is an album in which each song is about murder, while still having a bit of ye olde days, textually.
That little snippet is out of a whole comic, but I basically dumped the idea.. It was like an evil/evil version, there was abuse, manipulation with a capital M, possesive behaviour and some murder?
I sketched it out and then I went like. Why don't we go and calm the fuck down :)
#blood tw#violence tw#murder tw#we had fun stuff like Geralt being downright violent + Jaskier being so jealous and possessive that he baited Geralt to commit some murder#:)#I personally would not count that as dead dove because in my head it must surpass some basic hanigram stuff at least#like at least more than trying to eat besties brain :)#but I'm still throwing the tag in there#dd:dne
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dandelion: bisexual roll call, let’s go
dandelion (answering his own prompt, muttering and checking a piece of paper with charcoal): *present and accounted for…*
cahir: you can count me, as well
geralt: what is this
dandelion: i’m taking inventory of how many of us are bisexual
geralt: why
dandelion: just curious
geralt: alright. present.
dandelion: thank youuu. regis?
regis (uncharacteristically grave): i do not define myself by these terms. and, to be honest, it’s really a very interesting and complicated topic requiring discussion—
dandelion: —ohhhkay. milva?
milva: no.
dandelion: uhh… do you mean… no to…?
milva: [gets up and leaves]
#incorrect witcher quotes#please do not take this seriously i know im posting this on the taking sexuality too seriously website but#i am trying to be less strict with myself and allow myself to shitpost lmao so count this as meeting my shitpost quota#this is actually funny because i wrote this thinking about angoulême and as i was writing it this became situated in early september#right after they crossed the yaruga#so she wasnt with them yet. however i initially was making this post thinking how i could represent her bisexuality in fics about her#the context here also is that milva is an ace lesbian but more significantly she doesnt have patience for dandelion’s bullshit#also dandelion has no ulterior motive here just to clarify. initially geralt did the poll but the dialogue became too chatty for him#and also i was thinking about regis’ stupid complex relationship with human society and gender and how alcoholism killed him so he had to#rebuild his entire life and rediscover who he was because he forcibly drowned himself to forget that person#f: a hansa’s a hansa#txt
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1 - Historical and 19 - Summer Camp for the AU mashup ask game please. I saw them and they kind of… stuck.
My mind immediately went to Gladiator AU and Geraskier. Jaskier, moody young adult that his parents think he is - when in reality he's just an artist, is sent off to his uncle for the summer. They think that helping him with his gladiator school will teach Jaskier some rigidity. I mean, he sure got rigid when seeing all those half-naked men fight and sweat under the sun all day every day for weeks.
This gladiator school is known to have the wolf gladiators, undefeated in the Colosseum. He meets Geralt who's been chewed up and spat out by Destiny and now has to participate in his dominus' extravagant parties/opium-laden orgies on top of fighting in the arena. Of course Jaskier becomes enamoured with him during one of the parties. He wants to give him his freedom, asks for him so he can at least rest, but Geralt is one of the best fighters and his uncle doesn't want to let go of his biggest body-shaped income.
I find that type of "forbidden" relationship interesting, because would a slave have the free will to love a Roman, his master's nephew in this case, would he feel forced to or would he pretend to like him so he can benefit from that relationship? I'm thinking of the show Spartacus where that uneven type of dynamic is portrayed in various ways. As an history connoisseur I always loved the Roman Empire for how fucked up it was but also brilliant, I'm sure it'd make for an interesting AU.
Thanks for asking!
Send me two (2) tropes from this list + a ship and I’ll describe how I’d combine them in the same story.
#hexlorde#geraskier#geralt of rivia#jaskier#the witcher#twn#not a real summer camp but there's a camp and it's summer so it kinda counts?
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