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Heath Ledger - May 2000 - by Bruce Weber.
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she says "oh you like that huh 😏" i tell her that's a most astute observation
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oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences
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mr J what did you do today?
It's just more of the same
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Got a reblog with the tag "cirilla of cintra" and my very tired brain was squinting at it like "cilantro????"
I guess you can call her the lady of space and thyme.....
#this sounds like something milva would think… ❤️#the reverse of when milva called ciri ciri and cahir was like ‘pretty name’ and she was like you hadnt heard it??#and he was like its always been ‘cirilla’ or ‘the lion cub’ for us so idk#the reverse of this is cahir calling her cirilla and milva being like… i think regis has some in his bag if you need it#though they call it coriander because ~british translation~ lol#i had to look it up when i first read the official translation 😭 i was like what is that#anyways the thyme joke made me snort-laugh 😭#the witcher books#because i wish to eat a third donut#c: ciri
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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he whined stupidly
#c: dandelion#VENERABLE MOTHER#did i get it right? hah i think i remember that#the heron feather sweeping the floor as he bows#the witcher books#story: the voice of reason
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i love it when characters are package deals, i love duos i love trios i love quartets, i love groups and squads, i love it when you can’t find one without the other(s), i love it when they’re glued at the hip, i love it no matter the context of these dynamics, i lov
#the hanza is the ultimate because each individual duo/pairing has their own distinct and funny dynamic#remember that time geralt and cahir were trapped in the mountains together. i can say that bc it happened#remember when milva and cahir met and he goes ‘i knew i would get a chance to give you back your arrow elf’#and she goes ‘im not an elf nilgaardian’ and hes like ‘im not nilfgaardian’#and then we cut to an actual elf and nilfgaardian (isengrim pulling advanced honey tactics)#remember when they approached the refugee camp and dandelion and regis started talking about the symphony of human survival#and then milva: ‘why three dozen words when three will do? it stinks of shit and cabbage’#i think originally it’s like ‘half a hundred words’ but perhaps it was changed for alliteration?#remember when geralt dandelion and milva cuddled. for warmth#remember when everyone got drunk in regis’ hut and percival ended up sleeping in a bush outside using regis’ doormat as a blanket#zoltan and all of his company are honorary geralt’s company and vice versa ofc#remember when geralt ran into caed myrkvid to save his girls (and dandelion) and regis and cahir got left behind with roach#and when he got there and started slaying bandits milva spotted him and yelled IM COMING WITCHER DONT WORRY#and there was literally no one else to save him from because she had already shot them all#remember when geralt spoke to milva about her pregnancy#remember when geralt and cahir held the bridge and dandelion screamed ‘chickenhearts!’ and regis saved milva underneath the bridge#remember when cahir is injured and geralt tells angouleme to get help and she asks what will i tell the aunt and he tells her to tell regis#and then regis shows up and is cooking trout on a stick#remember when they get to beauclair and fall in love#remember when milva cahir regis and angouleme spent yule night together talking in the kitchen#remember that they all ate breakfast in the kitchen every morning for two or three hours except dandelion who broke his fast elsewhere#remember that when milva dies the entire rest of the company is doomed because it sends regis spiralling#remember that angouleme wanted them all to stay together and wanted to get them all elected to city council through nepotism#remember when dandelion has his vision of their ghosts only regis is absent suggesting they are eternally separated#tag: a hansa’s a hansa
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
#why does this cat look like a descendant of lara dorren#tag: golden afternoon#i was a cat in my first life
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Meet me on the thematically relevant rooftop bro
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Dandelion serving cunt 💅🏻✨
Tried something different today! Dandelion, but how I pictured him while reading the book
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Kikimora, illustration for "Regalia for the wretched" zine
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As you likely well know, A Little Sacrifice is my favourite of the Witcher short stories. I'm a big fan of Little Eye and the old bugger she's friends with :')
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Adriana Bisi Fabbri (Italian, 1881-1918) - La donna civetta
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