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canisalbus · 7 months

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hello! i've written a short little machete fic, and i wanted to share it with you as thanks for all the incredible art and generous question-answering you've been doing these last few months. i hope that if you give it a look, you enjoy it. <3 keep up all your amazing work! archiveofourown [.] org / works / 50945128

✦ A Voi ✦

#wake up honey new fic dropped #feeling blessed #eating this out of your hands like a baby deer #it's so good you guys treat my lads so well #and write so beautifully and vividly and eloquently #I rambled about this in length in the fic's comment section so I won't repeat myself too much here #but in this one Machete has a little breakdown and gets lovingly bathed like the sad and stunned dog he is #really captured his neuroticism and endless uneasiness #excellent Vittorio content augh I adore him #I'll definitely come back to this later and draw proper actual fanart because some of the scenes are so thematically and visually strong #I need to be able to see them with my actual eyes #dangit I forgot the cut on his lip #had a minor crisis over the color of Machete's robe but maybe it'd be white like the rest of his sleepwear #as a contrast to the usual blacks and reds #fic A Voi #doomcountry #own art #own characters #Machete #CanisAlbus #blood #I said this before and I say it again #if you read the thing and like it it would be very kind and appreciated if you left a small comment to doomcountry as a thank you #you don't need an ao3 account and you can do it anonymously

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sexymikayla2 · 24 days

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#mikayla demaiter #full length #blue jeans #amazing body #magnificent rack #tasty kitty #18+ content

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emilianadarling · 2 years

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people who discover a fic and leave a comment on every chapter as they read it are the unsung heroes of our era.

#fandom #fanfic #IT LITERALLY DOESN'T MATTER THE LENGTH OR CONTENT OF THE COMMENT #YOUR LITTL HEART JUST EXPLORES WITH JOY AS THEY DISCOVER THE WORK AND DUTIFULLY TELL YOU ABOUT IT #load-bearing readers I fuckin tell ya #NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES

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smilemultimedia · 2 years

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Copywriters and marketers struggle with this very question on a regular basis. With Google and other search engines changing their algorithms faster than we can keep up, it can be hard to answer this question definitively on any given day. Today the answer might be much different than it was yesterday, and tomorrow it may be different from today.

#Content Length

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limeshade · 13 days

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What’s the matter with them? Why are they acting that way? Why, don’t you know? They’re “twitterpated.” Twitterpated? Yes. Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime. For example—

BAMBI (1942) Directed by David D. Hand et al. Written by Perce Pearce, Larry Morey et al.

#bambi #bambiedit #disney #disneyedit #animationedit #filmedit #animationdaily #classicfilmblr #dailyflicks #filmgifs #userelissa #bambi (1942)#gifs #lime.gif #mine #long post #time for my annual gif set that's also completely tangential to the regular contents of my blog #y'all I'm sorry about the length of this I don't like cutting down scenes for size so I made other concessions lol #my condolences to those without high-speed internet this new 30-image post limit is crazy

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man-down-in-hatchet-town · 9 months

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The year is 2042. VHS Christmas Carols is now over 18 hours long and contains 22 different holiday stories told through 80s inspired bangers. Brian Holden is still playing Tiny Tim. He is 57 years old. The year is 2042.

#this is a JOKE #I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS SHOW #I love that they've made it a full length musical #and that Brian plays Tiny Tim #honestly content-wise Brian's casting is the most Starkid thing about the show #tied with Lauren's character choices #and I really do hope he is still playing Tiny Tim at the age of 57 #I just thought it was funny.#Brian Holden #Starkid #VHS Christmas Carols #a vhs christmas carol #VHSCC

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ohmypuckingod · 2 months

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26 Mar '24 // NJ vs. TOR ↳ 6-3 win

"[Jake] kept us in the game. They were all over us in the first period... Obviously, it's not the way you want to start...but we know from a lot of experience, the game is sixty minutes."

#dimple makes an appearance!!#i loove his hair length rn #also backwards cap content 🙏🏻#nico hischier #2023-24 season #my gifs #new jersey devils #nj devils #nhl #hockey #NJvTOR

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sugajimin · 1 year

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2022 - YOONGI RECAP

you can also call it, yoongi’s hair evolution

BONUS:

(cr: ptd on stage/yet to come in busan: 0613data,nba japan games: @/jung-koook)

#min yoongi #yoongi #btsgif #userbangtan #bts #suga #btsedit #myedit #mygifs #yoongi2022recap #there you go 72 gifs if i counted them right #what a year it was #i hope he always stays happy #happy new year everyone!!#i wasnt going to make this but i said give a gift to yourself so i just sit and watched yoongi content and yeah here we are #dont look at the coloring consistency i gave up i mean its 72 gifs of course i gave up #ps the gifs are in order of the hair length might not be in the right order but i tried to make them to be like that #and yes i was expecting a bangtan bomb to drop hehe #mycomp

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purplebehittindifferent · 8 months

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I wonder what ViVi’s plan is…

Masterpost

Prev (ch:2::7) / Next (ch:2:9)

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triflesandparsnips · 7 months

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Lot of takes going around the internets about certain "deaths" in the ofmd season finale, so, uh-- guess it's time for me to try and lose some followers on tumblr dot com with

Some Thoughts on Why I Am Not Particularly Bothered or Concerned about Izzy's Apparent "Death"

Laying the groundwork first...

1. Narratively speaking, Izzy's been a dead man walking since the start of the season. Babe shot himself and got a rebirth-- but he still definitely intended to die. Every minute he was still around was borrowed time.

Did he have to die? Maybe not. I know I could've written a version of the show where he didn't. But then that would be my show-- not theirs. I can't know exactly what themes, bugbears, bête noires, catharsis, or artistic Vibes are driving that writers' room, and until the credits run on the finale of the third season, none of the rest of us can either.

2. Izzy spent the season being in a liminal state-- and there's nothing in the story saying that he can't continue doing that. Izzy spent the season having one foot in one space, one hoof in the other, and himself halfway through the door, a chimera of mirrored things right up to his "death": pirate and ship, hard and soft, old ways and new, etc etc. But "the gravy basket" is a weird little liminal space between life and death, a place that both Ed and Buttons have found (and returned from) before. We don't know where Izzy "is" right now-- he could be there.

(tbh, I wonder how much poor feeling we'd be having about all this if we'd gotten a final tag of a blue-washed Izzy staring down at a bowl of soup while helplessly saying "but this isn't gravy, what the fu--")

3. I think there is an unfortunate belief that "it's not real unless you see the body" is a universal -- or perhaps inarguable -- "fact" of storytelling. But it's not. It's just a bit of narrative shorthand that got popular, and now we're too ready to fall into the trap of believing the inverse is true too-- that if there is a body, then there must therefore have been a "real" death.

This season has spent quite a lot of narrative time and effort telling us that its story is using a different model, with different shorthands; specifically, that magic is real, that there is at least some kind of existence after death, and that the dead can be resurrected.

And that brings me to the meat of why I'm not particularly bothered or concerned about what, at this stage of the story, could still very well be just a minor setback--

4. This whole show, and particularly this season, is a fairy tale. It's a story that works with fairy tale logic and tropes, and it's in conversation with other fairy tales too, ones that the OFMD audience is likely to know well enough to spot their narrative beats in action. So "Pinocchio" gets mentioned a lot? Cool-- the audience applies what is commonly known of that story to this one ("a real boy", the mirror-opposite being a puppet with no nose, etc), and finds some Cool Shit. Then they're primed to keep looking for fairy tales, even unnamed ones, in case there's another little nugget of reward-dopamine for finding a connection.

So the fact that we saw a mermaid? Suddenly, I personally am noticing "Little Mermaid" motifs all over the place. That Ed was in a "sleep like death" -- after fucking around with a spinning wheel -- until his prince came to wake him? Well fuck, man, that's Blackbeard playing "Sleeping Beauty" for us all.

And bringing it all back to a "dead" Izzy Hands... when I add up a "dead" body surrounded by a bunch of laborers mourning the person who nominally kept their living space nice AND who was wanted dead by an authority figure for the crime of being the "better" version of what that figure wanted to be...

...well fuck, idk about the rest of you, but to me that all adds up to Izzy's story being Snow fucking White. Waiting for someone to come pull the bullet poisoned apple from his body so he can live again.

5. This is a second season. Of three. And Izzy Hands is the writer's favorite chewtoy, so there is lots of time, space, and incentive to bring him back. If there's a third season, we have a pile of ways he could be brought back over the course of hours of literal viewing time and possibly months of in-narrative time. That's ages.

And the solutions don't have to be difficult! For instance, we still have canonical hallucinations from Stede-- that's one route. Or fuck it, we could have Izzy's (very solid-looking) ghost be the embodiment of their being haunted by the Sea, that would work too.

And even barring all that-- his grave is right there with our heroes. The ship is out there hunting down his murderer. Even if you're happy he's dead... bad news, friend. He's all over the third season landscape. (uh oh, it's GNU Izzy Hands)

But those are just a few options that leave his body rotting but his character still alive. I happen to think we could all dream a little bigger, darlings. For instance:

A. You cannot tell me that these writers, on this show, with these actors, would not absolutely go all in on a zombie-esque hand thrusting out of the dirt mere hours after burial. Look me in the eyes and tell me Con O'Neill wouldn't pull off an entire digging-out scene only to end with himself panting beside the hole, looking around, hearing Ed and Stede being weird in their haunted hut, and wearily say, "Are you fucking kidding me."

B. Don't like zombies? Want to stay closer to the Snow White vibe AND introduce a love interest for him? One hyphenated word: body-snatcher. Gotta dig those bodies up fresh for the Definitely Historically Accurate anatomists of the time! But oh, says this New Guy, this corpse is-- wow, it's weird that they buried him with a rose and really amazing makeup and a truly extraordinary number of whittled whales, plus what's with that horsey leg grave marker, this guy must've been fucking fascinating, man, I wish I could've met him-- --at which point Izzy's hand shoots out and chokes the guy half to death and the lads come tumbling out of the house and ta da, mission accomplished, Izzy resurrected in 5 minutes or less with his horsey leg conveniently beside him and an entire season for himself and everyone else to Deal With It, amazing, fantastic, no notes from me.

C. Come to think of it, there is genuinely a non-zero chance that the crew just. Fucked up the burial. I mean... even though I was just arguing why we shouldn't see it as Law, we didn't actually see the body. We saw a grave. What did they bury him in? Was it a box? Was it some canvas? Did they definitely pick up the right one when it was time to bury him? Or did they maybe carefully make him an ahistorical safety coffin just in case a cat demon came to bother him and his corpse wanted to make a fuss about it, y'know, very common, could happen to anyone, and Frenchie just so happens to have Blackbeard's old collar bell right here--

6. Here's the bottom line, imo: The only thing that would keep Izzy really actually dead and completely removed from the story is a lack of narrative time and space-- and we have plenty of both. Stories are like Lego. If you've got enough time and you're willing to play with pieces from a whole lotta different sets, it's not hard to put the same elements together in different ways to get new, exciting configurations. It's why I'm actually rubbish at predicting exact details of stuff-- there are a lot of ways something could go, there are infinite doors out of problems the narrative seems to throw at us, and no two people will come up with the same thing because we're all different.

That, to me, is one of the big ways I personally enjoy and engage with stories. And it's why I genuinely can't be fussed about Izzy's death, not when we're only two-thirds through the story as a whole; observing someone setup and then try and execute a complicated narrative trick is my jam.

But my way of engaging with all this is by no means the best or only way. How we all interact with art, and what speaks to us, is extremely personal. If how this season and Izzy's death went just didn't work for you, that's okay. I'm sorry it wasn't the story you wanted it to be. That blows.

I just know I can't say yet that it didn't work for me. I won't know until I can take in the entire picture, just as I can't judge a finished Lego set by the one piece I step on midway through construction. I can see different ways Izzy's death/rebirth could absolutely work, but will the writer manage it? I dunno.

But I'm willing to wait and see if the stupid puppet can pull it off.

#will it be the content or the length that causes the unfollows?#WHO CAN SAY #but every day is Unfollowing Amnesty Day #farewell and be free #our flag means death #our flag means death s2 spoilers #our flag means death seasons 3 rampant speculation #izzy hands #engaging with stories #and curating your own experience #(but for real - I had to stop myself at just the few possibilities I gave for a resurrection)#(real talk if you ask me for more I can just-- come up with more)#(it's my party trick)#(for very certain kinds of very nerdy parties)

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kingoftheu · 5 months

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This should not be funny.

But by God it is.

#dropout #very important people #college humor #dropout tv #vic michaelis #content warning #abuse #emotional abuse #physical abuse #abusive family comedy #abusive family #comedy #humor #dark humor #the contrast between the trigger warning and the episode length #is just so funny.

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nightprincekieran · 2 months

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number one thing I miss about old choices books:

#chapter length like give me some actual time to enjoy the CONTENT #playchoices #pixelberry #rambles

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sexymikayla2 · 22 days

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#mikayla demaiter #white stilettos #full length #amazing body #ultimate sex machine #supreme sex queen #tasty kitty #so damn sexy #18+ content

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lunarblazes · 2 years

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okay i really hate to do this so soon after my last escapade into My Blog Being On Fire but. we need to talk about fan skin artists.

fan skin artists (and fan modelers!) are integral to a lot of the glitz and glam of a minecraft series, in particular, empires smp and the minecraft championship event, though hermitcraft is also bleeding into this lately. skin making to the level you see in videos and streams is really hard! i’m a skinmaker myself, actually, and my current default mc skin took me about six hours total to make, not including recent tweaks to the design, and on average my skins take me three hours each when they’re edited and five and a half hours each when they’re original. i’m also learning blockbench modeling, and though i’m very much a beginner, it doesn’t take much more than a beginner to tell you what kinds of techniques they use to get the models on empires and hermitcraft.

“well, luna, if you’re a skinmaker, why don’t you make fan skins? you clearly really like these series! it would probably be fun for you, right?” i hear you say, for the sake of my post flow.

you’re right, random citizen! i would love to make fan skins and fan models! it would be very fun for me!

however. there is a horrifically bad problem with ccs not asking permission to use people’s skins or flat out not giving credit for their skins at all. this is straight-up art theft, and it’s not okay. some of these artists already have online followings, and that’s the only reason i know who has made certain skins. ccs are notoriously terrible with affording skin artists and modelers the same respect they do with traditional fanartists (even if they pay modelers, it is my belief they should still be credited).

now, some ccs make their own skins! that’s great! but i genuinely cannot tell who has made their own skin and who has used a skin from someone else because nobody ever draws a distinction. i know a few ccs are typically really good with crediting artists in their videos—pearl, in particular, has a skin artist whom she credits often—but in events like mcc contestants often forget to credit their artists, and i’m left a bit skeptical if they asked to use the skins in the first place.

so. yeah. skin artists and modelers need to be given the same credit rights as fanartists. minecraft skins are just as much fanart as a painting someone put a lot of effort into. please, please, please always credit your artists.

#discourse #empires #i could make this post longer but i figured this was a nice readable length #so. yeah #just. ugh. please treat skin artists like their work has meaning #i’m not mad at the ccs to be clear. like i still love their content and they’re not bad people for this #but i would really really like to see better credit given yknow

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ariadne-mouse · 11 months

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Oh man if Essek makes an appearance in the liveshow they're going to have to pause for a few minutes due to all the screaming 😂

#if ever there was a narrative with an Essek-shaped door available it is leyline fuckery #mr leyline arcanograph on his roof in rosohna #magic messing with shit #as always i will love any M9 content regardless of whether Essek is there or not #but whAT IF #just a little cameo even #as would be appropriate for a live oneshot time length #a drive-by smooch and a 'here's a powerful magical item ok bye running from the law'#the mighty nein reunited #essek thelyss #op #c2

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forestials · 2 years

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Hi! I’m absolutely in love with the way you draw Celebrimbor. Could you draw him at the forge/with the three rings?

Yes I totally can, say no more.

Also thank you so much!!

#celebrimbor #the silmarillion #well I say absolutely can but I did not stay on spec I’m sorry #also very sorry for the length of time this took #the bad news is I had artblock which delayed me #the good news is due to that my tablet is now a graveyard of unfinished celebrimbor sketches #so expect lots more of him! which is…literally no change in my content #ask #anon #my art #the silmarillion art #forestials art #<3

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