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adh-d2 · 22 hours
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You're shipping Crosshair and Ventress because he offered her his hand.
I'm shipping Crosshair and Ventress because she beat the shit out of him in hand-to-hand combat.
We are not the same.
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onenicebugperday · 13 hours
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@jambrandwich submitted: Hey! I saw this guy last year and wondered if perhaps you could help me tell what it is. Sorry if the image is a bit blurry. I just woke up.
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(Yes, this is meant as a silly April Fools)
Looks like a brown recluse
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cypro-girl · 2 days
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role playing as a TME theyfab trans chaser cause the rest of the trans polycule needs to heal from the transmisogy that’s been levelled against us, but all my flirty horny lines sound like a Hamimede tweet
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emberunderscore · 3 days
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guys new theory: quixis is married, my proof??they have a ring on their left hand /j
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lifblogs · 15 hours
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The only anti-httyd dragon post I’ll ever make.
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christhopersturniolo · 15 hours
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OMG FINNALY HE WAS ABLE TO POST A PICTURE OF US TOGETHER AWWW 🥰🥰🥰🥰LOVE ITTT
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Orin is overrated.
*whistles*
@mellowyellow56 @calliemity @lithuanianking @maybejustsomeguy @wowaintisomething
Get ‘em boys!
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look, I am a total atheist, never believed in anything buuut ive heard some religions utilise fasting as a way of getting closer to god, sooo...
Ya boy might be getting a spiritual awakening pretty damn soon
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stanielman · 2 days
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End of Stranger Things is going to be Will waking up on the side of the road. He crashed his bike on the way home from his friend Mike's house and hit his head and had a weird dream...oh well, he's dreamt stranger things. He drives off into the night as a little girl with a shaved head runs across the street behind him
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girlblog404 · 4 months
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how am i supposed to listen to hardcore rap and lana del rey?
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addsalwayssick · 29 days
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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.
He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.
“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.
“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.
Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.
There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.
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lovemongerer · 2 months
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when he's absolutely crazy about you
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kanansjarruss · 7 months
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ezra's going to be so confused when everyone finds him and they're all live action
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starberrysap · 20 days
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dune part two did the impossible. it made people write smut about a bald person
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The TRANS flag color-picked from SAD ANT WITH BINDLE
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mon-mi · 1 month
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ah yes me my boyfriend and james potter
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