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hihopodcast · 25 days

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Wow, that actually happened.

So...Oklahoma is out.

Nationals Day One is over and the Four on the Floor is LSU, Cal, Florida, and Utah - just as we all definitely expected!

Blake from Half In Half Out reporting for duty while the Head Gay in Charge of the Sass Department, Spencer of the Balance Beam Situation, tends to his health.

Semifinal One featuring LSU, Cal, Arkansas and Stanford. LSU and Cal should advance is everyone does their normal, but Arkansas or Stanford could slip in with a serious mistake or two from either favorite. This semifinal occurred at a reasonable hour, and featured teams I actually really like and several athletes we've followed for a long time. It's all good vibes, and I want Sav and Sirena to have the best night ever.

Sav kills it. Sirena gets attacked by the beam monster but lives to tell the tale. It'll still be a fun story. These two are absolute gems and I am so proud of their careers and the people they've become.

We get a final(?) Chae floor party. It's sensational. 9.95 I think - I hope she takes a fifth year if she wants to.

Anyways.

It's LSU and Cal, as we all figured. Stanford put up a fight for a bit, but it wasn't enough in the end. Stanford and Arkansas are, and damn well should be, proud of how far they came this season.

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I wait until my bed time for Semifinal Two to start, fully expecting to be able to half watch it as Oklahoma coasts into the lead and Florida battles Utah and Alabama for #2.

Oklahoma started on vault and the first athlete immediately fell on her ass and her pride *cur Stick It montage*. Then two others nearly fell on their own respective behinds and Oklahoma ends the first rotation in last place, down over a point from the rest of the field.

I suspect this will be hung in OU's locker room sometime today:

Before the second rotation starts we get an Oklahoma vault error compilation, followed by an Oklahoma fluff piece. Yikes. I mean I guess there probably won't be any good time in this meet to show it. They just said their team is good under pressure situations in the fluff.....well...yeah, usually.

The beam monster eats Alabama's feet and they count 3 falls in rotation two. Jaedyn Rucker of Utah has a weird floor fluke but they don't count her score. Raena Worley does her final routine and we all cry when she cries.

Everything is normal, Oklahoma is in third, despite whatever the hell that first rotation was, and Florida and Utah can either do their normal and qualify to Saturday - or have a medium flop-fest on any event and fall behind Oklahoma. Sure. Okay.

This is when the broadcasting Gods smiled upon us all and gave us an even more poorly timed fluff. Oh yes. It's happy Alabama montage time!

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Around this point Kino texted me “Is this the best day of my life?” Yes, bestie. I think so.

Throughout the rest of the meet, Utah and Florida have a couple small mistakes, but they end up finishing squarely on top.

Oklahoma counts a fall on beam and we get this gem from John:

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*and thus begins the John hates Oklahoma and Alabama lore*

In the end, we land here:

Bryant wins the All Around - justice is served.

So on Saturday we'll crown a National Champion that isn't Oklahoma, which is of course devastating to the Sooners and their fans, but is also just objectively exciting and interesting. LSU, Cal, Utah and Florida all stand a real chance of winning this thing, in my opinion. All 198-capable, including with post-season neutral-site scoring.

Utah and Florida need to lock in and get rid of the mistakes that cost them those last few tenths on Thursday. The winners almost certainly won't count a fall, but I'd bet the winners won't HAVE a fall. Each of these teams has flinched under pressure at some point this season, and each has shown their depth and adaptability throughout the year.

My best guess? I mean. LSU had the most complete semifinals performance. I want Sav to get a Natty. Konnor has been such a star, Bryant is amazing, Kiya is doing great - it may be their year. Florida gives me anxiety, but a win for Morgan Hurd's team is always a win for my team. Cal would be such a fun win. Can they prove themselves under pressure this time around? And Utah can always smash it. I'm always surprised when they don't land in the Finals. They're just solid. Now, I will never root for Utah, but I admire how their coaching staff has handled this year's sudden transition - based on the gymnastics and things we see on camera - and will be fine with them winning if they are the best on the day. They can be the best of this group, and certainly might be on Saturday, and that athletic achievement can exist separate from all of the valid criticisms of individuals on their team/staff and their behavior towards their former teammate.

In the words of RuPaul, "I can't wait to see how this turns out."

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sofiaruelle · 7 months

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You look sporty today! 🏀🏈⚽️

#doodle #stardew valley #stardew valley alex #stardew alex #he’s such a gym bro #but like the healthy positive himbo kind yknow #its all about the grind and the gains bro #but make it healthy at your own pace #i lowkey feel like he’ll never go pro mostly because he’s had an knee injury #but he goes back to college after a gap year in junior year but for like sports medicine #and maybe he part times as a gym teacher/works as a zumba intructor for the ladies of pelican town #either way sports medicine and he adopts like a super healthy mindset and would be able to help shane and his recovery process

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xero013 · 1 month

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Nimbasa's Shining Star does it again✨

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mindfulstudyquest · 1 month

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remember that in a few years you won't care how long it took, you will just be grateful that you started then and that you didn't give up.

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fitstud · 1 month

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#masculine #straight #college boys #lifting #gym #hunk #bff

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whosagodnow · 9 months

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#gym body #perfect abs #college bro #cutoffs #just right #shirt life

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jay2thicc · 1 year

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Young alpha muscle 💪🏼, Johnny Kay (IG:@johnny_kay2) posing on Chest Day!!!

Full Vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKb1QBmpP5Y

#johnny kay #massive arms #huge pecs #young alpha muscle #bodybuilder #alpha jock #bulging muscles #big biceps #muscle flex #college muscle #gym stud #alpha genetics

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retconomics · 1 year

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i am mentally broadcasting the colors im too tired to add to all of you just imagine them thank you

#berserk #my little golden age college au is so precious to me. copium fr #my art #griffguts #casca and guts are going to the gym griffith is off to important (not) business school classes

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hotndfunny · 4 months

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Flex time at the gym....

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#sexy #gay #hunk #male #muscle #shirtless #athletic #6 pack #aussie #pecs #gym #jock #gay jock #college jock #handsome

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spicypeachxx · 2 months

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Hey, I stole your shirt. 😋

source: SpicyPeachxx

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shirkers2018dirsanditan · 8 months

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it was so obvious when that "men are always thinking of the roman empire" thing started that these men were just trying desperately to be quirky lol. they're all so boring they don't even have hobbies. their entire personality is downloaded from the internet. today they're pretending to be interested in rome, yesterday they all pretended to be interested in stoicism, tomorrow its whatever podcast guy #2 or tiktok comes up with. whichever goes viral first

#they're all at the gym because incels online said they need to be looksmaxxing alpha males #they're all reading rich dad poor dad and the 48 laws of power because some guy online said to #and they're all trying to get into real estate because some podcast said too #and they all think college is worthless. because some guy told them it is! and don't forget how everyone is majoring in gender studies #again because some guy told them so!

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usarmytrooper · 3 months

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jay2thicc · 1 year

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HOT🔥💪🏼21 year old muscle stud, Maikon Niehues, practice his posing!

#maikon niehues #young alpha muscle #massive arms #veiny arms #alpha jock #Muscle Flexing #college muscle #Young muscle stud #young bodybuilder #bodybuilding motivation #alpha genetics #growing muscles #gymspiration #gym stud

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customboytoy · 16 days

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I’m literally so fucking cursed I was made to get into a boxing ring with a boy and beat his ass and while he’s still bloody and loopy from the fight tell him that he needs to get stronger if he ever wants to stand a chance against me and give him T then fuck him on the floor of the ring. but noooo, I have to study for exams.

- chuck palahniuk in college fr fr

#boyposting #ask #assuming college #fight club #BUT FR I UNDERSTAND YOU ANON.... why must i have things like responsibilities #i want to go to the gym w another transitioning dude and we can talk about how hot we both looookkkkkkk #and grab asses in the locker room giddy that we both pass enough to make it here #but nooooo i have to pay off my credit card debt or WHATEVER!#like an ADULT OR WHATEVER

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erikahenningsen · 2 months

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care to elaborate on those college au gymnast regina head cannons 👀

Sure here are some self-indulgent headcanons:

Regina is a Big Time Perfectionist and is known for never falling in competition (à la Margzetta Frazier), her lines, and her showmanship.

Regina is best at beam. She has the anchor spot in the line-up. She has some unique skills, like a side aerial + back layout stepout (this has become common in elite but NCAA is generally not about risk-taking).

She hates wolf turns and thinks they're ugly. (I hate wolf turns and I think they're ugly.)

Her weakest event is bars (generally the taller you are the more difficult bars is).

Regina was an all-arounder but she had a big fall on vault during practice at the end of the previous year and fractured her spine. She's been cleared to do gymnastics again for awhile but now she has a mental block on vault (which is not great for the team since she had a 10.0 start value vault).

She started gymnastics at 4 and started competing when she was 7 as a level 4. I think she qualified elite but ultimately decided she didn't want to give up school and her social life so she stayed at level 10.

Regina is still healing from the pressure to never make a mistake and the body shaming she experienced in JO. And by "still healing" I mean she has done zero therapy and has completely internalized it.

She's a ponytail and ribbons meet day hair girlie. You will NOT catch her wearing scrunchies. Messy buns are for practice only.

She wears beam shoes.

I've spent a lot of time listening to floor music and I have settled on this being Regina's floor music.

Her leotard collection is unmatched. She has Nike Pro spandex in every color.

An Olivia Dunne fan. ONLY for the gymnastics though. Definitely not for any other reason.

#i can explain what any of these mean if you're confused some of these are very niche #people who broke their spine doing gymnastics representation matters #ask #anonymous #she gives texas dreams home gym vibes but i am not going to get into the TD lore in a fanfic #and also i can't imagine regina being from texas #college au

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spicypeachxx · 4 months

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Come back to bed. 💋

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