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invalidmanokit · 9 months

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Wade: *at Walmart looking for books to buy Mateo*

Some random dude: hey, look, that lady's stealing

Wade: *looks over and back* I'm not following.

Dude: she just put baby food in her bag!

Wade: no she didn't.

Dude: yes she did? I saw her do it! She stuffed baby food in her bag!

Wade: who did?

Dude: the lady?

Wade: what lady?

Dude: the one standing in the baby isle?

Wade: *looks over* I don't see no lady.

Dude: but-

Wade: sir, they don't sell baby food here.

Dude: yes they do, and she just stole some!

Wade: false accusations are quite rude.

Dude: I /watched/ her!

Wade: no you didn't.

Dude: ...

#He's seeing shit #Psa #If you see someone stealing baby essentials... no you didn't #Incorrect quotes #call of duty incorrect quotes #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect call of duty quotes #Psa in the form of a shitpost #I like it #wade jackson #cod wade #cod vanguard #call of duty vanguard #shoplifting #Headcannon: wade gaslight people who point out thieves that steal necessities #Mateo would do it to. His mom probably stole baby food or diapers cause id like to think she had a bunch of kids lol

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aprils-artsy · 4 months

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What If... Deadpool and Ghost work together? 👀

Just thought of these 2 out of the blue 👀👀

Ive always wanted to do this What if...? challenge style for fun when it first came out and now i finally had time😭 Wanted to do 4 more art in this style with few of my fav characters before going back to my old art style❤

Inspiration + artstyle: What if...?

Reference used: Deadpool and Ghost COD: MW2

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oneangrykneegremlin · 15 days

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Butcher: Yesterday, I overheard Lucas saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Wade replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

#call of duty #cod vanguard #call of duty vanguard #carver butcher #wade jackson #lucas riggs #cod #vanguard #incorrect quotes #call of duty incorrect quotes #incorrect cod quotes #vanguard incorrect quotes

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bugzyyybabes · 2 months

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doodles from my mini book that I never posted

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makyurini · 5 months

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*aggressively kicks the door in* könig, johnny, mommy’s home!

#❀.chatter #and jason and wade and beel and—#y’all get the point #n e way i’m on the right meds now so i’m not getting the urge to nuke this blog every other week #and my sibling made me reinstall cod to play with them since they refuse to play overwatch #so i’m back on my cod bullshit AND i’m now on my overwatch bullshit #guess who my faves are :’)

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nellyyowo · 1 year

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this guy again

#cod oc #konig #könig #mw2 #deadpool #wade wilson #oc #sketch #doodle #my art #fanart

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indefenseofkara · 9 months

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Seeing the Gaz exclusion done by Activision itself (like not being on merch or getting fun new skins in game) reminds me of Arthur from Call of Duty: Vanguard. He was the main character: the head of the team and the narrator of the story. They gave him a couple of skins and called it a day. No new content for him after season 2 (out of 6), while the other campaign characters had consistent additions and bundles throughout the seasons.

idk if I'm reading too much into this, just thinking about how both those characters are black men.

#call of duty #COD #mwii #call of duty vanguard #kyle gaz garrick #arthur kingsley #i'm engaging in ~discourse~#i'm just saying they kept giving wade new stuff and he was an asshole #and sure his storyline was written like he improved as a person but there was no actual proof of that #also i lowkey think they brought Lewis back as an operator because they wanted another person of color #but didn't want to make a new character model #like Lewis was an operator but no Des or Richard?#or BORIS #lbr they didn't make Boris an operator bc no one would play anyone else #i am the head of the boris petrov fanclub btw #there's pictures of him on the fucking new york map for some reason lmao #ok i'm gonna stop writing tags and post this now #my COD posts

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czigonas · 1 year

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Corporal Wade is having none of your shite today, soldier.

@soaps-hoe-141 @what-even-is-this-blog-wtf Yeah, I couldn't help myself. He was just staring up at me from my tablet and I couldn't let him be. Hope I got his colours right (MTP is the worst to freehand) but I fixed his rank. Can't wait to collect more Wade-facts to stuff in my pockets like shiny rocks.

(The background is a image off of google that I messed around with because I was not going to draw all that stuff myself, sorry.)

#cod mw2 #cod oc #I can see where I messed up on lighting but you know what?#in this house we say “fuck it” like Speck #hashtag let wade sleep

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rampaigewolf · 2 years

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Alright, I’m desperate. I know Vanguard wasn’t all that great but damn, the Vanguard characters need to be shown a little love too. If anyone would like to start write Hcs for the Taskforce (especially Polina), I’ll eternally be grateful.

#if anyone in the cod community actually reads this and decides to do so Thank You!#I’m desperate for more Polina content #call of Duty Vanguard #call of duty cold war #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty warzone #call of Duty #polina petrova #lucas riggs #arthur kingsley #wade jackson #Richard Webb #carver butcher

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milolov3nutella · 1 year

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I know but I still want to draw them

A doodle I’ll never finish

#cod vanguard #call of duty vanguard #polina petrova #arthur kingsley #wade jackson #lucas riggs #i know the game campaign sucks #But I really like the characters

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invalidmanokit · 1 year

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Wade, whispering: if I punched you would you be mad?

Mateo, hushed: what the fuck is wrong with you?

Wade: everything

Davis: Jackson.

Wade: yeah?

Davis: shut the fuck up.

Everyone else attending the breifing: *laughing hysterically*

#incorrect quotes #cod incorrect quotes #cod mateo #cod vanguard #call of duty #call of duty vanguard #wade jackson #Cod Wade

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oneangrykneegremlin · 1 month

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Mateo: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Wade: Eyy, homie!

Lucas: But then there's cootie...

Polina: Die.

#call of duty #cod vanguard #call of duty vanguard #wade jackson #mateo hernandez #lucas riggs #polina petrova #cod #vanguard #incorrect cod quotes #incorrect quotes

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googoomamameter · 2 months

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uhhhh yeah, my Pinterest boards are pretty niche,haha..

[deluded self image]

['Men I Want On Their KNEES!!']

[hehe my friends.. look at them all :D!}

['heather. that was her name. when i look, i can't see a thing other than the greens of her backyard--- the labs in wolf collars on the other side of the chain link. there was an alley back there. horses twenty hands high would come down from the mountains to dent the dirt, and there's someone waving me up from the attic window.']

[algorithm correction hehe :3]

[THE HORRORS]

#pinterest #;p #just [REDACTED] things ha ha #txt #aesthetic #pinterest boards #god i love putting pictures into boxes and then those boxes into more boxes and then being able to move all those boxes around #GOD #FOAMING AT THE MOUTH #the horrors #huh #lets tag some of these men why dont we #twd #cod mwf2 #wade wilson #name drop #hey baby #spn

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makyurini · 1 year

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me: maybe i should back into my older fandoms too, like marvel and DC and star wars. i miss them so much and i—

*finds out ryan reynolds is on tumblr*

me:

#❀.chatter #watching book of boba fett #and talking about pedro with lia has made me realize how much i miss my other fandoms #this was originally a multi-fandom blog anyway….#then cod grabbed me by the ovaries #ALSDKFJAHSDF I STILL LOVE THEM #THEY’RE STILL MY FAVORITES DON’T WORRY #but i also miss jason todd and boba fett and wade wilson :(#so back to multi-fandom we go <3

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nellyyowo · 1 year

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crackship things

#this all started because i put them in a room together in character ai #crackship #könig #deadpool #cod mw2 #wade wilson #fanart #mw2 #shitpost #my art #theyre married in cai

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sunandsstars · 1 year

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YAWNETU

CHAPTER 2

Jake x Neytiri x Na’vi!Reader

Summary: One other mate was enough, but two? Unneeded. ___ was the outcast, the unwanted woman. Jake and Neytiri wouldn’t ever see her..right? Warnings: Angst, Injury, Mentions of non-con/Abandonment, Pregnancy Word count: 1.5k

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___ awoke gradually, the soft breeze of the morning flowing through her braided hair. The creatures of Pandora were awake and chirping, singing their songs and melody’s to the lone Na’vi under the tree of souls.

The woman opened her eyes, she was still curled up beneath the sacred fauna, it’s long tendrils dropping down softly onto her skin. The grass beneath her glowed a soft bright blue, almost unseen due to the sun, but since she was so close she could make out the little flecks of colour.

___ sat up slowly, wincing at the pain in her body. Her ears dropped as she recalled the events of the previous night, Jake and Neytiri must have left her there, since she could not see or smell them in the area. She felt disgusted in her own skin. ‘I need to clean myself’

It was painful getting up onto her feet, her bones ached. But with Na’vi bodies it would not be long before they set into place again. She limped away from the place and towards the forest, now that it was day, hopefully it would be easier finding her way back to Hellsgate. If not she will call her ikran.

It did not take long for her to reach a clearing, a large waterfall rushed with life towards the right of her. She sighed and untied her tweng, letting it fall to the ground, doing the same for her top. She felt Jake’s spend from last night leak down her legs and whimpered, ears turned down. This was not how she expected her first mating to go.

___ dipped her foot into the water and after deeming it cool enough she stepped inside. Wading towards the waterfall and undoing her braids, throwing the beads towards her clothes. Hoping to find them later.

She grabbed different leaves and flowers on the way, standing under the fall and letting the water run down her body. She crushed the flowers and leaves, getting them wet and using them to clean her body, paying close attention to the dark marks on her lower back, hips, shoulders and arm.

She was sure the clan would be worried for her. Seeing her coming back alone and in such a state, or maybe they will not care, too busy getting used to their new home and leader.

She just hoped that she could go back in peace, not wanting any attention on her.

“What happened to you child” Mo’at questioned as she rubbed ointments into the purple bruising of ___’s delicate skin. The Tsahìk was confused as to why Neytiri and Jake showed up much earlier in the morning, without ___.

But when the missing woman showed up, braids undone and hair wet, body splotched in patches of darkness, the Tsahìk grew angry.

“It is nothing Mo’at”

“It is clearly not nothing. You are in pain ‘evenge” she stopped her ministrations and brushed the dark locks of hair away from her daughter in laws face, tucking it behind a pointed ear “you are my child now. I will look after you, but I can not help if you refuse to tell me”

___ felt her eyes water, memories rushing back quickly. Ones she refused to acknowledge all morning and kept hidden away. The Tsahìk noticed this and cooed, smooching her head and humming in comfort. Mo’at was always like a second mother to her growing up, being close friends with Sylwanin was what brought them closer.

“I- I cannot say. I do not want to” she weeped quietly, tears rolling down her flushed cheeks, shame coating her very being. The woman coddling her nodded, she would tell her in her own time. But for now the young lady needed to be comforted, whatever happened has shaken her.

Mo’at had a fleeting suspicion it was due to her daughter and son in law. No one else in the clan noticed them come back without ___, but she did.

A Tsahìk sees all.

Once ___’s cries died down and reduced to small sniffles, Mo’at informed her of the children she cared for, they were asking for her. Instantly the young woman’s ears perked, worried they have been alone for too long. The elder chuckled and urged her to go find them, knowing it would brighten everyone’s spirits.

“Tsmuke!!” a group of small Na’vi rushed up to her and collided with her legs, nuzzling into the blue skin. ___ chuckled and patted their heads, bending down to give kisses to each of their heads.

“Tsmuke! Tsmuke! Can I braid your hair?” One of the girls, Tsìkì asked her. Already thinking of the beads that she would put in, blue, green, brown, round and jagged. The little one practically bounced at the idea.

“Of course ‘evi” ___ held her hand out and got dragged to sit down by the unlit bonfire, Tsìkì gathering materials to place in her hair while the other children proceeded to chat and tell her stories of their morning.

“Tsmuke!” at the call of her title she turned around, seeing little Sray running towards them on quick feet, weaving between Na’vi legs and jumping over logs. “Zafpe says you are mated now!” the boy in mention choked on the fruit he was eating, not expecting to be brought into the limelight. ___ froze also, mind wandering off to her unfortunate night.

“Srane Sray. But we should not talk about that”

“Lumpe?”

“Because I want to hear about your new lessons”

Instantly all the children brightened up, mouths running with all the new things they have learnt with the humans. Eventually having little competitions between them on who was better at English, ___ laughed at them, all the while having her mating ritual at the back of her mind. Looming over the depts of her thoughts.

“We should tell her. Neytiri” Jake put his hand on top of her shoulder, watching as his wife was sat on the edge of their home, sharpening her knife.

“Why should we? She will find out with everyone else”

“Taweyka ngeyä sa’nok lu keftxo” Jake reasoned, not wanting to face Mo’at’s wrath of anger. He agreed that ___ could listen to the news with the rest of the clan, but it was better to let her know now rather than later.

Neytiri stood up and walked towards her bow, grabbing it and prepared to go hunting, looking towards Jake. “Fine, I will let her know. For the sake of my mother” she then walked out of the pod, climbing down the tree to find her old friend.

Jake just sighed and rubbed his temples, thinking back to earlier when Mo’at stared him down like she knew something he didn’t, like he was hiding something and she was figuring him out. It was unnerving, he’s only seen her look at him once, when hometree was destroyed and they found out his plans of betrayal to the Omaticaya.

He sat down on the edge of the hut and watched as Neytiri dragged ___ away from the children surrounding her, bringing her to somewhere with privacy.

“I am with child” Neytiri stated curtly, expression blank as she faced her supposed ‘mate’ “I have been since the war” she then turned her head up and looked towards their home where Jake was sat on the edge, watching them from much higher up.

“Oh, congratulations Neytiri” ___ did not know what to say, it was bound to happen sooner or later. The war was a few weeks ago and she knew they have mated not that long before that.

Soon ___ would have a child of her own child too, but it would take a few weeks to tell, the Na’vi process of pregnancy was long. It was one that she would usually be excited for but with her situation she was dreading the time it would come.

Neytiri looked towards ___’s own flat stomach, then her eyes made contact with hers “we are not going to be responsible for yours. It is not ours to care for” she turned to walk off, having enough of conversation and wanting some peace, tonight they would all have to share a hut and the warrior was not happy.

All ___ could do is whimper, it is their child, no? Even if they did not love her that does not mean they should hate an innocent being. She held her hand on top of her tummy, praying to Eywa for her future babe to be blessed with a family who cares for them, one who will love them unconditionally. Even if she herself did not get any of that love in return. Her eyes watered at the thought, she may not get any happiness but she would risk everything for her child’s.

She was unaware of Jake’s eyes still on her figure.

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