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oxygenpdf · 2 months

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Every time Checo qualifies with Max and Charles, he’s clutching his pearls.

#formula 1 #f1 #formula one #charles leclerc #max verstappen #lestappen #sergio checo pérez #jeddah gp 2024 #save the poor man 😭#clutching his pearls

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jrueships · 2 years

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https://twitter.com/jbone069/status/1539438238313721856?s=21&t=93o8fqlj8uif4_drCKm54Q

forgot about their beef look at maxeys face LMAOOOOOOOOO

POOR INNOCENT MAXEY HAVIN TO WITNESS THE START OF JALEN'S VILLAINOUS ORIGIN STORY ????? HELP ! GET HIM AWAY FROM THAT MAN RIGHT NOW !!!

#maxey from dallas he KNOWS how to spot disrespect when he SEES is #clutching his pearls #cus he know if smthin starts hes GONNA have to instigate it into smthin bigger than it has to be #thats just how them folk do i swear the heat makes ppl's crave for violence skyrocket #he was waiting for some swings #but YEA jalens beef with cade is 😭 on sum different level shit #they WERE friends n im pretty sure they were friends here ... but then competition for first pick kinda ramped up #n jalen was getting criticized for a slow start while cade was gettin praised... n he got a pistons win over jalen so #... i dont think theyre so close anymore 😭 and everything cade related has turned sour in jalens mind #like Everything. no matter What #nothing an aquarius remembers more than wrongdoings i Swear bro. they can be 65 yrs old n see an old middle school classmate #n recall with the exact distate as they had the moment it happened to them the one tiny slight that person accidentally did to them #and Hate them #they wont like DO anything about it besides shit talk to friends or the person if they feel powerful enough but still #they be rememberin #example.. klay lol #jalen n klay are serious abt their hatreds of ppl it's hilarious 😭 i remember in a gup green live #marvin bagleys lil bro trashtalked jalen like. twice. . n the whole LIVE jalen was sayin bagleys lil bro was trash n a bum #n gup wasnt even enticing the roast he was barely energetic in it jus kinda questionin but that didnt stop jalen 😭#went IN on that man 😭 insane #and poor ty had to witness the eternal fury brewing around inside the storm that jalen calls his mind...#theyd be a dangerous duo 😭 gup too positive with givin others a chance unlike maxey who loves action wherever he can find it #CRAZY vid thank u for showing it to me! this is crazy x2 wow.. baby on baby crime #baby cade doesnt even look like cade.. looks like pauly D #sucks he cant be playful like this no more with jalen... it's not safe no more LMAO #ted asks #green #maxey

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meowpupp · 3 months

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Hi , im here with a thought, i can just imagine puppy reader crying to price about what kyle did and how she was just curious and she didnt really wanna disobey and to please not get rid of her and stuff like that , so kyles punishment is eating the reader out just exactly as price wants , price i feel like is more aggressive and less forgiving towards kyle compared to reader , i feel like price has that "nothing is your fault ♡" attitude for his sweet pup

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owner!price x chubby!puppgirl x pup!kyle

tw//: p in v, oral (fem reciving), hybrid receiving, collars, rough sex, slight mention of overstim, fem reader, collars, probably my most filthy smut yet

prices heart breaks as you cry into his chest, clinging onto him tightly. in all his time with you, hes never seen you so distraught. your body is almost shaking, tail low and ears pulled back as you sob and babble. he just holds you tight, rubbing a big hand firmly up and down your back. “Shhh, s’okay pup. Talk t’me when youre ready, okay?”

It takes almost ten minutes, tears still spilling down your face as you pull back to look up to him. “please, m sorry captain. i didnt mean t’break the rules,” your words are interrupted by uncontrollable hiccups and stutters, hands gripping his shirt tightly, “please sir, please don get rid of me. i promise ill be good!! wont ever break the rules again, please!!!” you break down into a fit of sobs again, whimpering into his chest as he holds you tight.

He easily lifts you up, your body melting into his as he sits you ontop him. you now straddle his lap, burying your face into his neck. its almost sweet, how youre so desperate for his comfort despite your expectation of rejection. price just holds you tight, hands firm and secure on your body, breath steady and soothing. once you calm, he slowly pulls the story out of you. every little detail.

he tries to hide the way his face darkens as you speak, his eyes narrowing as you explain what kyle had done. once youre done, he sighs, hands still rubbing circles on your back. he glances over your shoulder, eyes lingering on the garage door.

“stay here, okay? Be a good girl f’me and strip. kyles gonna say sorry for bein so mean.” with a kiss on your forehead, he lays you down on the couch, leaving you to follow his instructions.

within ten minutes he returns, not even glancing at you as he enters. his eyes are trained on kyle, watching him closely. a leash is clipped to his sprenger collar. a new addition.

he forces the other pup to kneel at your feet, hands forceful and grip rough. kyle is huge, broad-shouldered and muscular, looming over you between your spread legs, his eyes trained on your pretty cunt. you can almost see him drool, licking his teeth as he looks over your exposed body as if wanting nothing more than to grip onto plush waist and bury himself 9 inches deep.

youre snapped back into reality as price tugs harshly on kyles leash, making the collar dig into his neck. “Speak, mutt.” the tone of his voice almost makes you curl into yourself. he sounds vicious, angrier than youve ever seen him.

kyle eyes meet yours for the first time, “im… sorry.” he mumbles half-assed. you can tell hes itching for your soft body. its almost torture having you spread out for him, yet denied the permission to touch.

price almost growls as he tugs the leash harder, causing kyles eyes to widen for a moment. “fuck, im sorry, i swear.”

price lets out a huff, pushing kyles head down, making him come face to face with your pretty cunt. “Show her, mutt. Apologise properly.”

its almost instant the way kyle buries his head in you. his hands wrap around your thighs, pulling you flush to his face. his nose bumping your clit as drinks in your slick. its perverted, the wet noises that fill the room, the way he groans as ruts into the couch as he devours you.

price doesnt allow him an inch of space, denying him reprieve from your drooling cunt. his voice cuts through the mix of moans, directing kyle exactly what to do. telling him how fast, how slow, whether to suck your clit or thrust his tongue. hes almost cruel, tugging kyles collar harshly each time he doesnt listen, leaving angry red marks around his neck.

but to you? well, how could he ever be mean to his sweet girl? a calloused hand cups your cheek, his low, growly voice talking you through your nth orgasm. he kisses your forehead, letting you hold his free hand tightly as your legs shake and your hips buck, your voice filling the room as you cry out.

its only once kyles face is completely covered in your slick that he lets the pup pull away. hes panting, cock straining against his pants as he aches for release. kyles eyes meet prices, desperate and needy. “Captain, please, fuck,” his hands twitch as they hold your thighs, resisting the urge to pull your twitching cunt closer, “let me fuck her, ill make her feel so fucking good, have her screaming for you-”

hes cut off, eyes wide as price harshly grips his jaw. “When are you gonna learn?” price reaches down, palming kyles growing tent, making the pup whine, “shes not yours to fuck.” he lets go, pushing kyle to the ground, denied and throbbing.

price makes him watch as he gently picks you up, pulling you once again into his lap. your back presses to his chest, legs hooked around his knees, forced to spread. Price is quick to unbutton his pants, sinking you down on his fat dick. you can feel his hot breath tickle your neck as he laughs, finding amusement in the way your back bows as he forces himself deep inside you.

his hands trail up the curve of your waist, coming up to cup your tits. he squeezes the fat, grinning as it bulges between the gaps of his fingers. you can both hear kyles whines, eyes trained on you as price starts to toy with your nipples for a moment. “moan for me pretty girl, let him hear how good i stretch out your tight fuckin cunt, how your pretty body belongs t’me.” his beard tickles you as his lips brush your neck, “bounce f’me pup, show kyle what hes missing out on.”

the roll of your hips is hypnotising, kyles eyes wide as he drinks in the sight. your tits slightly jiggle each time you come down, your thighs spread wide as price shows off your swollen cunt. “see that kyle? how she takes me?” price reaches out, gripping kyles arm and pulling. he lands with his cheek pressed against the soft pudge of your tummy, able to feel as price fills you with each thrust, “feel that?” price fucks up harder into you, making your body jolt as you squeak, “thats only for good fuckin pups.”

he pushes kyle away again, leaving him to fall onto the floor, cock throbbing and aching as he watches your pretty cunt get ruined by your rightful owner <3

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undertheredhood · 7 months

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jason 'raised by wolves' grace: *returning to camp jupiter as a soft boy with a girlfriend*

everyone in camp jupiter: *immediately getting in a circle around him to exorcise whoever it is that is possessing him because there is no way that is the jason grace they grew up with*

#percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #jason grace #camp jupiter #i know for a fact they were horrified when they saw him again #reyna shows piper a picture of jason and she cries because he used to have long hair #even nico was shook and he didn't know jason for that long and that's saying something #hazel is clutching her pearls and gasping #jason grace acts like a ray of sunshine and everyone in camp is begging hera to give him his memories back #octavian is sacrificing many plushies in the hopes that jason will go back to normal #dakota is begging his dad to cure jason's insanity because there is no other explanation for how he's acting #pre-hera jason was a feral boy you cannot tell me otherwise

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twilightofficial · 2 years

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Edward at his wedding overhearing his wife tell the guy who’s in love with her that she’s fully prepared to die for Edwards dick on their honeymoon

#I know he was scandalized #Edward was on the dance floor clutching his pearls #twilight #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #edward cullen #bella swan #jacob black #breaking dawn #twilight shitposting

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puppetmaster13u · 6 months

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Been talkin on my discord server with some friends about a DC A/B/O au. But like, Gotham just says fuck gender.

Like they just straight up are mixtures of dynamics or change, depending on their mood, because there's so much chemicals everywhere along with so many curses in Gotham. Like they are straight up messed up down to a biological state. There is a reason that no one wants to go to Gotham and why they leave them alone for the most part. Like people even moving there eventually start to lose their dynamic or starts shifting as well, and it freaks people out.

Not to mention that Gotham horrifies those that believe they should still follow 'traditional' norms. Omegas are often far more violent and larger than the alphas, bettas egg on others instead of calming them. Or at least that's what Outsiders always see.

#Omegaverse but Gothamites are Cryptids #prompts #dcu #slowly rotating this idea #dc #gotham #omegaverse au #alpha beta omega #Bruce is known as a terrifying omega who will throw down if his kids are so much as insulted #Batman is known as an alpha who huddles in the corner silently and socially awkwardly #It works as a good cover but honestly both are true for him #Clark is happy to be Bruce's friend & it helps with the fact that as an alien he doesn't have a dynamic #Because he's the only one they send to Gotham since he's the only one Bruce Wayne will talk to #So of course his scent is weird he's in Gotham like every couple of weeks #Outsiders are clutching their pearls and gasping in offence when they hear about Gotham #Gothamites are just all going fuck ur societal gender norms lmao #remind me to elaborate more later

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rottenpunkandmadeofweasels · 10 months

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Terry Jr. is so fucking camp like he cries watching Miracle, he's the substitute drama teacher, he has no idea how to talk to teenagers and ended up calling his stepdaughter's friends stinky and weird, his entire weird little wave goodbye to scary before going in the portal, he fell down a flight of stairs quote "ass over tea kettle". he is endlessly dramatic, bitchy, and weird in the way you can only find physically through knee high sequin boots and 19th century fainting couches.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #when i think of him in his twenties i see a 2012 hot pink slide show music video with the grainy audio of sexy naughty bitchy me playing #terry jr so gasps and clutches his pearls #terry jr

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miniaturesblog · 4 months

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Guys, I’m sorry but no way was Neil okay with the way Andrew drove around when they started driving together. Neil’s whole life on the run was doing absolutely everything not to grab anybody’s attention. SO ABSOLUTELY NO SPEEDING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. you don’t commit small crimes while trying to get away with big crimes kids. Neil = passenger survivor.

#and in my head at least the only time Mary and Abram were ever speeding was to get away from Nathaniel’s people #that kind of association sounds terrifying #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #neil josten #tfc #andreil #this is my personal opinion #also I giggle a little at the thought of Neil clutching his metaphorical pearls

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let-them-fight · 4 months

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y’all should watch interface btw

y’all should watch Interface btw. Not Asking go watch it

#tumblr #interface #interface umami #u m a m i #umami #umami interface #YouTube #youtube series #webseries #youtube animation #these are all stills from 1 episode. and in motion they look even better #also the fucking. the MUSIC!!!! OHHH MY GOD THE MUSIC CLUTCHES MY PEARLS AND FALLS TO MY KNEES #also THE WAY THIS SERIES USES REAL PAINTINGS AS FRAMING???? like. the main guy is—#quite literally just the son of man. and his daughter(?) is christinas world. AND THE LAST SHOT OF THE ENTIRE SERIES IS #LITERALLY A REFERENCE TO THE NIGHTHAWKS PAINTING. WATCH INTERFACE OR I EAT THE HOSTAGES #though fair warning if you actually do. there’s a decent big amount of flashing overall so be warned w/ that

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kankuroplease · 3 months

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May I ask you for a drawing of Naori and nagisa for Valentine’s Day? Maybe them sharing their first kiss during their Senju/ uchiha wedding ceremony <3 no pressure ofc

The gasp that would follow this kiss ✨

#ask #my art #kpz naruto founder au #kpz distance between ⛩️#OC: Nagisa Senju #naori uchiha #knfau 🖼️#picking her up made sense in his head 🥲#Aori would scream to put her down #Tomoe would laugh himself to tears #Miu would join Tomoe in laughing her ass off after cheering #Sora would cover akiko and Suzaku’s eyes #Kōmori would be confused about the commotion until Goemon fills her in #kaga would think it’s sweet and a better solution than bending awkwardly to kiss her #Mito would face palm because of this awkward boy #Itama and kawarama would be stunned #Uchiha pearls would be clutched #nagisa x naori

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radarchives · 1 year

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#obey me #barbatos #diavolo #belphegor #raphael #satan #this may as well be the funniest shit they've ever done i-#raphael out here clutching his pearls at the brothers' shenanigans and then goes ahead and does this #//csi miami intro playing in the back #ALSO also #barbatos raph satan and a dead asleep belphie is such a weird constellation but i'm here for it

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justisco · 8 months

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jude your teammates are obsessed with you: match day 3 edition

#can do this every game #tchou calling him starboy #dave and celo #SCANDAL!! fede clutching his pearls #jude bellingham #real madrid

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ceusher · 1 month

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SKSKKS THE BOYS' REACTIONS! how scary can a knife in a box be though lolol

lu guang is petrified- like the man looks like he's having a heart attack from how scary it is

#cheng xiaoshi #lu guang #qiao ling #link click #anime #ran out of stuff to watch #mans clutching his pearl necklace

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notmoreflippingelves · 7 months

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Wardrobe Appreciation

↳ Esteban Flores (Elena of Avalor)

#elena of avalor #esteban flores #chancellor esteban #this gifset is entirely about his little sailing/archeology/adventure outfit #that's why it has pride of place in the middle #realistically i know that he is really not THAT much more underdressed than in any of his other outfits #but to me; he is still in a delightfully shameful state of deshabille comparatively:#his neck exposed because he has *gasp* no cravat and has unbuttoned his shirt two whole buttons #the yellow sash belt that clearly has no other purpose except to remind us that his waist is snatched #no longcoat to partially cover his hips and the back of his legs? the brazen audacity. I need some pearls to clutch #moment of silence for all of the cute little potential esteban fits we never got to see on the show #at the very least; we were owed a nice little Navidad look in the snowbound ep #maybe a nice green jacket and/or one with little embroidered poinsetta accents to match elena's dress?#a carnaval fit would've been gr8 too; even gabe of all people got one (tho esteban still has more outfits than him overall so it even outs)#i would say that esteban should have a dias de los muertos outfit too (maybe matching francisco's)#but that would require the writers actually putting him in said episodes to begin with #i mean; i get it #it's not like he has any lost loved ones that he might hypothetically want to remember on day of the dead--OH WAIT!!!#i mean word of god is that he's visiting his parents' altars off-screen; but it would've been nice if we could've seen this once #even if he's just shown briefly in the background #also i *hate* that the shuriki era uniform looks so good on him #i mean she's still a monster and was definitely a hell of a boss to him #but dang; the woman has quite the sartorial eye #and you'll never not convince me that her chancellor looking excellent in black #isn't the entire reason the palace guards wear black too #she knows how to coordinate a retinue #esteban flores: assigned goth at conquest #poor thing #lucky (or is it unlucky?) he carries it off so well

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vmpkai · 1 month

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hamilton: that's why yo shoes raggedy

jefferson: that's why yo mamma dead. dead as hell. what shoes she got on in her casket?

hamilton:

hamilton: *uncontrollable crying*

#this was in the room where it happened #maddison sat in the corner clutching his pearls #incorrect hamilton quotes #incorrect quotes #alexander hamilton #thomas jefferson #thomas jeffershit #hamilton #hamilton musical #hamilton an american musical #hamiltrash

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cakesmelons · 10 months

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The harem discovers MTTs tongues

They're just shocked don't worry :)

(Hey, psst, devil on your shoulder Sunny speaking, they may not admit it but they're all totally into it, should put them tongues to use if you know what I me- **gets hit by a truck and fucking dies)

#I didn't forget Cross this time!! :D #honestly Cross' eye lights should work like cats eyes. more reacting to emotions than light though-#nightmare isn't there because he's already put those tongues t- **gets hit by an airplane and fucking dies #submitted #NOT melons art #sunnymainecoon #I love how epic is reacting like a victorian woman clutching her pearls 😭#Cross just being like: “can i see those a bit in depth later.....🥺”#ink is already thinking about what to do with those tongues 💀#error looks like those tongues PERSONALLY offended his mother or smt XD #dream and epic look concerned like..... can we take those....😳😳#we're just taking turns on each others' shoulders and tempting each other with awful (amazing) ideas 😭#they walked in on nightmare and the mtt putting them to good-**get's hit by same airplane and also fucking dies #the mtt having monster tongues is the best thing I think i've added to canon #no arguments will be taken over that fact #frozen!au #dreamtale frozen au #frozen au #frozen harem au #frozen!cross #frozen!dream #frozen!epic #frozen!ink #frozen!error

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