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#ghost internally: keep it together.#hell of a first impression you made there ale#anyway in case i didnt make it clear#ghost is annoyed bc ale brought up his past as a not-wraith around johnny#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#cod mw2#ghostsoap#monster 141 au#giragi art#alejandro vargas#rodolfo rudy parra
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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.
love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.
love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.
love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.
maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.
recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.
#writeblr#warm up#ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water#an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP#15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap#btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes#ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild#i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me#but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6#that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho#this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded#in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair#or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies#i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.
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some vampire!reader x vampire hunters!141 thoughts that are refusing to leave my mind. pardon me this is unedited and i'm sleepy as fuck. feminine terms used on reader.
cw — they basically kidnap you.
“i dinnae think there’s any more of those creatures left here!”
“shut your whining, johnny.”
ghost and soap had been bickering back and forth, serving nothing more than to worsen the headache blooming in price’s head. at least gaz was silent, observant as ever. price pretended to ignore the amused grin that adorned gaz’s lips very much clearly.
the appearances of vampires around the front of the woods had significantly started to lessen due to these vampire hunters who actually gave a fuck about their job, dedicated in clearing out the parts so the civilians could sleep peacefully at night.
though at the same time, it meant that finding a vampire was as hard as digging up some treasure. it was infuriating, in all honesty, especially for price. these mindless patrols were fucking up with his head, the lack of activity making him more irritated.
plus the rest three just seemed too immersed in some banter to even care. though eventually, a soft rustle from the bushes caused them all to fall quiet due to price’s hand gesturing to them to stop, observant pair of eyes carefully looking around.
“there’s something here.” commanding as ever, price took the initiative of stepping forward, his pistol clutched in his hands.
the four of them discreetly stepped through the bush, coming across you. you, who were standing there wide eyed, hands trembling in pure fear, taking a step back from the hunters in front of you.
weird. you were supposed to bare your fangs, to attack them and try to suck their blood for your life. but no, you were acting more like a poor trapped bunny, not a vampire.
“price.” ghost grumbled and stopped price by holding his shoulders, pulling him back slightly. this masked man was terrifying observant, eyes boring deep within your skin, as if unpeeling every layer of you to grasp the poor soul within, for the sake of his own amusement perhaps?
he could see you salivating, unable to hold in the drool that glistened pathetically under the moonlight, yet not making any moves whatsoever. “you thinkin’ what i’m thinkin’, simon?” gaz nudged ghost slightly, those dark eyes looking at you a bit more kindly, almost interested.
“look at the wee lass, captain.” soap could barely hold in a snicker, already putting his gun back into the holster. he couldn’t care less, in all honesty. what were you going to do, bite him?
price had oddly became the quietest, his stare making you try to shuffle away uneasily. though before you could even try to move a little, his hand shot out and grabbes you by the shoulder, dragging you over to him and the rest, ignoring your hisses.
“don’t think she’s like other of those bloodthirsty fuckers.” price huffed out curiously, his other hand forcing your mouth open, thumb running over your fangs. weak. what had you been feeding on to lack the power others like you possessed?
“how ‘bout we take her home, cap’n?” gaz mumbled and took out a pack of cigarette from his pocket, drawing one out.
“i agree with him.” ghost mumbled, taking a step forward, towering over you. a shadow eager to destroy. “we can study her like that, y’know.”
his words made you sweat coldly, throat tightening up, unable to utter a single form of protest while price dragged you almost effortlessly, making you walk alongside them until you reached a jeep parked beside one of the many trees.
“c’mon, hen.” soap eagerly opened the door, giving you a push inside. “ye’re comin’ with us.”
finally some activity for all four of them.
#i don't know honestly... i need to talk more about this#need to make it more clear!! i will one day#141 x reader#cod x reader#ghost x reader#soap x reader#price x reader#gaz x reader#rurufic
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edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.
#this is NORMAL BEHAVIOR . its IMPORTANT to SEE in there. what if there are clowns or killers.#to be clear. all my soaps and liquids are very different shapes and identifying them is not a concern. its the terror of the unknown#edit: btw im not trying to convert anyone. but i am gonna shotgun more concerns:#facewashing: you hold the glasses in your hands (the arm between your fingers.) or you set them down for a little bit#the fog: this is a non issue /srs. i rinse them down before i do the rest so they don't fog up#the water: my lenses might be water repellent? idk. the drops that remain are small and unobtrusive#the hard water damage: again this is a non issue. the water where i live is not that hard. id be washing them in the water anyways#drying droplets: i wipe them with a glasses cloth after i get out of the shower#i do not care that you guys dont wear your glasses but i DO think you should google how to clean glasses before#telling everyone very confidently that getting them wet is?? bad for them??? clean your glasses dude
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König publicly swore to his team if he ever met the Ghost in person he would wrestle him on site. When Ghost heard the rumor he loudly bragged that he could win in 5 minutes.
The 2 teams meet for a shared mission and these legends lock eyes for the first time in front of both teams. And immediately start acting like rival bull moose. Literally crashing heads like rams trying to pin each other to the ground. No finesse no words no posturing just grunting and wrestling like they gotta prove something. Idiot college fuckboi jock style.
All the on lookers are just 😐. Horangi is confused but not, gaz is struggling to comprehend, soap is stoked, and price is filing for retirement as it all goes down.
Turns out the 2 legends are pretty evenly matched and they are beyond pissed about it. An hour in and they are no closer to a victor. The teams now have a betting pool going and price has called Kate to convince her to accept his resignation right now please, I can't do this anymore.
-sorry this is long. It got away from me a little
Everyone thought it was a joke, that the rumor circulating about KorTac’s colonel wanting to wrestle 141’s Ghost upon first meeting, it couldn’t possibly be real. But it was, to Ghost at least. He wanted it to be real, he wanted the infamous Konig wanting to challenge him to a test of strength. It was a ego boost, it made him even more annoying.
“It’s not real, LT. Why would the colonel want to fight you?”
“Wrestle, Garrick! He sees me as a challenge!”
“Hmm, right…”
Soap wasn’t helping the situation, he was also convinced the rumor was true… or he wanted Ghost to go pick a fight with Konig, Gaz wasn’t sure which one it was, honestly. Price was only partially bothered by it, maybe because he believed it was just Ghost fucking around and that he actually wouldn’t go head to head with the colonel.
If only that was the case.
The chance of running into KorTac’s colonel while on the field was extremely low, but it still happened. Both teams froze in shock at the appearance of the other, and Konig immediately looked at Ghost before shoving his gun into the arms of the closest operator. The excitement that took Ghost as he all but threw his gun at Gaz before charging Konig.
“This isn’t fucking happening.”
It was. Ghost was currently trying to overpower Konig who was trying to throw him to the ground. The KorTac men and women just blinked before a couple took their phone out and started recording. Gaz wasn’t sure how to feel, just watching Ghost all too eagerly take on a literal mountain of a killing machine like a kid on Christmas while Soap cheered him on loudly.
Oh, Price walked off, too. Lovely.
#call of duty#modern warfare#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#cod könig#cod konig#colonel könig#john soap mactavish#john price#ask#thanks for the ask <3#Drabble#kortac#kortac operators#clearing out the inbox
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Both rewards you get for completing the MWIII campaign. Do with this what you will
#they said let’s make it crytal clear that ghost was in love and pining when soap died#ghostsoap#the fact that it’s not just a skull but ghost’s mask because of the lines the fact that they didn’t etch for soap into the gun which would#arguably make more sense to pay homage to the character#*cups hands around my mouth* gaaaaaay#soapghost#ghoap#mwiii spoilers#mwiii
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What do you think Soap’s reaction to his demon purring would be ? For some reason, I could see her with a very loud purr, the kind that shakes you to your core and has your body filled with free serotonin in less than a minute. I would absolutely lose it if Soap was patting her head and she would actually start *vibrating* because of her loud purring.
The guy would probably tease the hell out of her for this.
Hush absolutely purrs so loud, and it's definitely shocking for yet another "why would I read the manual" demon wrangler.
You're laying on top of Soap on the couch in the barrack's commons. He's scratching your head idly as he reads over a dossier. You've got your face pressed against his chest, arms around his waist. One of his knees is bent to cage you against the couch, keeping you from falling off as you both relax. Your eyes drift closed, blinking slow as you watch shitty TV. If you knew there were going to be lazy days like this, you would've clawed your way topside ages ago.
Soap feels a little rumble from you, and smiles to himself. He hadn't anticipated demons would be this cuddly. You're certainly useful in the field, definitely saved his neck enough times already to pay for yourself, but the cuddling? It's a pleasant surprise. Another rumble, longer this time as he scratches the base of where he knows your horns are(neatly vanished to aid the aforementioned cuddling). Then it really starts up in earnest.
The low purr that rumbles against his chest like an overgrown cat. It rolls over him like gentle thunder. Louder than anything he's heard even from the most affectionate kittens. You seem to vibrate with it, Soap tries to keep from laughing, it feels like you're trying to press those vibrations into him too.
He turns the page of his dossier, keeps his smile as he reads. It's hard to keep his focus on the actual material when you keep drawing it with your purrs. You're wonderfully comforting. And loud, despite the way the rest of you revolves around silence. He'll tease you for it later, when he's not being vibrated into the couch.
#cod x reader#x reader#oc x oc#x oc#oc: hush#john soap mactavish#johnny soap mactavish x reader#johnny soap mactavish#soap modern warfare#soap mw2#soap x reader#soap x oc#this is where I lowkey drop that Hush uses he/him#and I have been sitting on that for a fucking while now#another OC that I have an incredibly clear vision of#soap x m!reader#soap x m!oc#just gonna... drop those on there
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Dean: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Soap: What?
Ghost: What?
Bucky: What?
Y/N: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
#to make myself clear I've played cod for a long time but didn't learn about ghost till recently because i grew up poor and didn't have much#ghost has become a big comfort character to me so please don't get mad at me for adding cod to my list of people i write for now#dean winchester x reader#johnny soap mactavish x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#bucky barnes x reader#supernatural incorrect quotes#incorrect supernatural quotes#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#call of duty mw2 incorrect quotes#cod mw2 incorrect quotes#incorrect call of duty mw2 quotes#incorrect cod mw2 quotes#yes in my head and universe they all know each other and no you can't judge me
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Stimboard of my Dinnar 🔥
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#I can't get it out of my head I had to make a board of it#petal makes boards!#stim#stimmy#stimboard#visual stim#yellow#red#white#clear#green#gem#gemstone#gummy bear#candy#soap cutting#soap#coloring#shiny#rock#squishy#food#hands#blades#my dinnar#my dinnar 🔥
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kinoshitakazumi on ig
#*relaxingifs#soap#jelly soap#rainbow#clear#stim#stimming#visual stim#sensory#calming#relaxing#soap stim#soapcore#cleancore gif#cleancore stim#rainbow stim#clear stim
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The "Actually, I believe he prefers to be—" "That'll do." Exchange lives rent-free in my brain like. What was Soap going to say? Was it 'L.t'? But I think technically Alejandro is higher ranked than him (Ghost) right(?) So I'm not sure if that works entirely and 'L.t' seems to be something that other marines/or soldiers under their command picks up anyway (probably from Soap idk, but others do call Ghost that). Was it like, 'Simon' or 'Si'? I know he calls Ghost Simon occasionally and maybe the quick shutdown of Soap's sentence comes from Ghost wanting to keep the emotional distance from others. But considering the absolute vitriol of which Ghost says, nay spits, "That'll do." I wonder if Soap has gotten away with introducing Ghost with the stupidest names, like 'Ghostie' or 'Sisi', in the past 💀
#ghost soap#ghostsoap#random fucking thoughts always and forever#i never stop thinking about them#how Soap survived introducing Ghost with stupid names is beyond me but it's probably for gay reasons#represeed gay reasons at this point#mw2#cod mw2#okay doing it in a very media critic character analysis way though#i think it establishes a very clear differentiation in the relationship between ghost and soap#that despite their prev missions and etc ghost still isn't at a point where he trusts others - even someone he has been deployed with for a#while with something like his introduction/name#he doesn't trust soap to not snark up or define his presence as anything but the way he wants it to be#professional //clinical //without closeness#probably because he recognizes soaps very casual golden retriever tendencies tbh#but yeah#giggles this dialogue exchange vs the shenanigans in the alone mission#character development my beloved
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guess who's about to learn all about werewolf tail etiquette
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#in case i didnt make it clear enough#simon went to get soap's file to try track down soap's old shithead officer#silly snoopy man#also i tried to convey that simons a lot warmer and casual when its just him and price#i hope that got through#monster 141 au#simon ghost riley#captain john price#giragi art
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They’re so silly
#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty mw2#cod meme#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#soapghost#soap mw2#ghostsoap#ghost x soap#ghost mw2#call of duty meme#keep the comms clear boys#call of dooty#soap mctavish#military men
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Johnny "Soap" MacTavish
For the Soap stans 🧼👊🏼
#ofc i have more angles#but lets strt with 2#somehow it feels less weird to do these kind of shots with ghost only#maybe just made it weird.. anyway#johnny soap mactavish#johnny mactavish#sergeant#soap#call of duty#modern warfare ii#cod mw2#mwii#*clears throat*#📢 VEINS 📢
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foreverskrubs413 on ig
#stim#whipped sugar scrubs#cleancore#soap#sfw#pink#clear#piping#fake food#sugar scrubs#hands free#ishy gifs#postish
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If Price retired he would open his curtains one morning and see Soap (Captain MacTavish now) with his face plastered on the window sobbing.
Soap: How did you do it?! How did you control us?! How do I get Ghost to stop stabbing walls when he loses something? How do I make Gaz stop hiding my journals? HOW DO I GET ROACH OUT OF THE VENTILATION DUCTS?!
Price, sipping his coffee: Not my problem. *closes curtains*
Soap: Wait I didn’t ask how to get Ghost to stop sneaking into your house and planting glitter bombs!
Price: Glitter bo-
Graves, from somewhere else in the house: YOUR CHILDREN ARE DEAD JOHN
Nikolai: *ugly laughing in another room as Graves scream-swears*
Retirement was supposed to be peaceful.
He was supposed to settled down with Nik and Graves, work on his property, and do retirement related hobbies. Price doesn’t even know any hobbies he could start because he didn’t think he would get this! But Soap keeps calling him. He’s handling the promotion worse than how Price is handling retirement.
He asks two dozen questions each time he calls, each call almost always ending with him near crying and asking Price to come back just for a day to show him how to do things. He’s even showed up a couple times at Price’s property, unannounced and almost getting taken out by a either very surprised Nik or by Graves who shoots first and asks questions later when it comes to strangers showing up at his property in the middle of the night. Soap’s lucky he’s still alive!
Tonight, something is moving downstairs. Nik heard it first and soon all three men were out of bed and ready to take out whoever was in their home… then they heard Soap’s hushed voice and the three groaned in unison.
“John, get your man out of here before I shoot him!”
Graves doesn’t make threats, so Price assured his husbands he would deal with it before heading downstairs. He made his presence known, turning on the light with a sigh before looking for Soap. Oh, he’s hiding now. Great.
“Johnny, get your ass out here.”
Soap slowly raised from behind the couch, looking sheepish. Price just stared at him before looking at the clock. Way too fucking early for whatever this was.
“Johnny-“
“I wasn’t trying to wake you guys! I just wanted to get them and leave!”
Price felt his heart drop, “What?”
“Uh-“
“Who is here, Soap!?”
Price almost lost his fucking mind when he saw Ghost and Roach in the kitchen. Roach was stealing food while Ghost looked to be rigging something up in the pantry. Both froze when they saw Price and Soap in the doorway.
“Hey, cap! And captain… Heh,” Roach was putting food back into the fridge as Price stared at him.
Soap just stormed over to Ghost, “What the fuck is this!?”
“A… gift.”
“Take it back, I don’t want it,” Price muttered while continuing to stare at Roach. He wasn’t letting this shit take any of their food, Nik would lose it.
Ghost grumbled and started carefully removing wires and a box from the pantry. Price didn’t want to know what it was, he just wanted it out of his house and away from his husbands. They were both already pissy about Soap’s constant pestering, he didn’t want to know how they would react to whatever shit Ghost was planning.
“I’m going to get a restraining order on all three of you, I fucking swear.”
“Hey, what about Gaz?”
“GAZ ISN’T HERE!”
“Uh, yes he is! He’s in the car!”
Price had to take a breath, squeezing his eyes shut as he willed himself to not beat any of his former team’s ass.
“Get the fuck out of my house.”
“Yes, captain.”
So much for retirement.
#call of duty#modern warfare#john price#john soap mactavish#cod nikolai#phillip graves#simon ghost riley#gary roach sanderson#kyle gaz garrick#incorrect quotes#Drabble#ask#thanks for the ask <3#clearing out the inbox#pricegravesnik#nikpricegraves
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